Board Rules
Board rules
1. The board is for all people of a NEET mindset, even if they are currently employed or studying. Excessive attempts to ostracise people based on their status or to spark divisive discussions about who is and who is not a “real NEET” will not be tolerated.
2. No doxxing. This includes no remarks about the EXIF data of photos posted, and no pointing out of personal information accidentally left in photos. No going to unreasonable lengths to determine where a person lives based on photos or videos they have posted. No chilling of peoples confidence in their anonymity by joking about your potential to dox them. If you think someone has unintentionally left personal information in their post please report the post with an explanation, do not point it out publicly on the board.
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7. Images containing the contents of a toilet bowl must be spoilered and must be accompanied by text clearly explaining they are an image of the contents of a toilet bowl.
8. No unreasonable personal insults. This board is not a “safe space”, and banter and honesty are allowed and in fact are essential, but there is no need to be personally insulting to an individual who does not deserve it. Do not cross the line.
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10. No posting of revenge pornography.
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12. No posting of spam, advertising material, or shilling of products or services you have an undeclared personal interest in.
13. People of non-standard Race, Gender or Sexuality are welcome but must not use their difference and others’ reaction to it to disrupt threads and attention whore. The onus is on the person who is different to integrate themselves successfully within the community.
14. No posts which infer, either seriously or in jest, that the board is monitored by the Government or intelligence agencies, or which infer that any individual poster may be an agent of the government or an intelligence agency. These jokes are not funny and have a track record of stoking paranoia and chilling the free sharing of information on the board.
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Dance Thread
Mornin' Strayyans
Does Austrilia dance or are you only fighting cangaroos for recreational purposes?
You guys still talking about goon and boong or how it was called. that trashy cardboard packaged wine and that slur for aboriginal people.
I watched on tv how an aboriginee caught a barramundi fish in a river in aussieland. that was cool.
Do you like tecktonic?
Are there any proven treatments or drugs for letting you read social cues/emotions?
The reason why even 'ugly guys can be seen walking around with girls' is because neurotypicals have life on easy mode. Women and neurotypical men.
Nearly all men with autism spectrum conditions are not in relationships and more than 80% are unemployed.
There are people or lobbyists who keep trying to block research into treatment in hopes of genociding us and preventing us from mixing with NTs and 'diluting their gene pool'.
I want a treatment with proven results, even if its risky, gives me a hallucinations, a different disability or makes me a temporary psychopath.
Schizos have medication that can suppress the psychosis, why does society refuse a medication that can suppress the stuff being released to insulate your brain?
Do I have to go to another country to find this treatment and if so who has it?
NEET General #432 - Wonderful Webby Winks Edition
Webster weturns wonce wagain, wour wives ware wenewed wo where wormer wlory. Wong wive Webby. Webster's wonderful winky wanks won wussian warts won wis widdle willy. Website wictures wo whore wakes Webby's weelings wetter.
Wundafla.
We wuv wou Webby.
OLD >>326473
NEET General #428 - Late To The Party Edition
Don't you hate it when you arrive at the party, late. And it's the wrong house. And it's Webby's house. And Webby doesn't want no intrusion. You're standing there wet and naked in the front yard of Puff Nuggo. It's cold and windy. The frangipani is swaying in the wind, soaking wet. Webster snarls in his white singlet, grease from the colonel and Sauv Blanc is smeared on the front, crotch region. A cat hisses when the wind picks up.
Long story short, you end up late to the party.
OLD >>323453
NEET General #400 - Symbolism Edition
When they look back they will only see incomprehensible images and three word phrases that even their greatest decipherers will be stumped by.
Emoji's are the future of language. They are global and have meaning based on feel.
True communication is only accessible through feel, through meme.
OLD >>302320
NEET General #399 - Approaching Twilight Edition
As the hands of time begin to feel as though they are moving faster, don't forget that every day is still a new one and you are capable of anything.
The best times of your life consist of just moments and you have ample opportunity to create new best days of your life.
Happy Birthday, don't fall off your stool gramps.
OLD >>301582
NEET General #390 - Backyard Edition
How many NEETs are living without a backyard? Without somewhere they can get outside and relax? I know more than one of you has embraced the Asian insect hive apartment lifestyle. What sort of toll has this taken on your mental health?
Old Thread: >>294797
NEET General #385 - Drugged Up Edition
You NEETs really like your pharmaceutical products, legal or otherwise. This is a worrying development and The Council should take it upon themselves to respond to it by whatever means they feel will be appropriate at the next meeting.
OLD: >>291027
NEET General #335 - Australian National Anthem Edition
This is your threadly reminder that our national anthem was butchered by communists for being too nationalistic.
Old Thread: >>252381
Original:
Australians all let us rejoice,
For we are young and free;
We've golden soil and wealth for toil,
Our home is girt by sea;
Our land abounds in Nature's gifts
Of beauty rich and rare;
In history's page, let every stage
Advance Australia fair!
In joyful strains then let us sing,
"Advance Australia fair!"
When gallant Cook from Albion sail'd,
To trace wide oceans o'er,
True British courage bore him on,
Till he landed on our shore.
Then here he raised Old England's flag,
The standard of the brave;
With all her faults we love her still,
"Brittannia rules the wave!"
In joyful strains then let us sing
"Advance Australia fair!"
Beneath our radiant southern Cross,
We'll toil with hearts and hands;
To make this Commonwealth of ours
Renowned of all the lands;
For those who've come across the seas
We've boundless plains to share;
With courage let us all combine
To advance Australia fair.
In joyful strains then let us sing
"Advance Australia fair!"
While other nations of the globe
Behold us from afar,
We'll rise to high renown and shine
Like our glorious southern star;
From England, Scotia, Erin's Isle,
Who come our lot to share,
Let all combine with heart and hand
To advance Australia fair!
In joyful strains then let us sing
"Advance Australia fair!"
Should foreign foe e'er sight our coast,
Or dare a foot to land,
We'll rouse to arms like sires of yore
To guard our native strand;
Brittannia then shall surely know,
Beyond wide ocean's roll,
Her sons in fair Australia's land
Still keep a British soul.
In joyful strains then let us sing
"Advance Australia fair!"
NEET General #316 - Back To Our Roots Edition
When the war is over, we will remain. Forever unchanged. They will destroy themselves with their wicked ways. We are not on the land, we are part of it. They will not learn how to act as part of it til it is too late.
They have no time to waste, they have no time to grow. Forever proving that they are or aren't something, not taking the time to let themselves be.
Listen to the wind blow.
That is more important than the words of the world.
OLD >>237990
NEET General #306 - Kings of 8chan Edition
Let's face it NEETs, we're one of the biggest boards on this website, our threads are frequently amongst the fastest and we're pretty high up in the rankings of boards. Our position is dare I say it, rather regal. Quite an achievement for a bunch of losers like us. Let's be proud of it.
OLD: >>229911
NEET General #298 - Share The Load Edition
We all have to share the load NEETs, We already share our sorrows and joys with each other. Sometimes we even share duties, take making the threads for example, sometimes I do it, sometimes another NEET does. Let's all continue in this wonderful spirit of collaboration and cooperation.
OLD: >>223860
NEET General #289 - Slow And Steady Edition
A lot of you NEETs have been running around like headless chooks of late, you need to slow down a bit and appreciate your surroundings, look up a the stars in the night sky, listen to some good music, go out and see some nature. Life is short, make good use of it.
OLD: >>217077
NEET General #288 - Peace And Love Edition
After all the silliness and argy-bargy of the past few days from both sides, I think it would be a good idea to embrace the hippy values of peace and love. Let's stop trying to set ourselves against each other and show a bit of unity.
OLD: >>216318
NEET General #287 - Know Your Place Edition
You lowlyNEETs better get with the fucking program or you'll be out on your asses quick smart.
Don't mention the war. Well, yeah, you better fucking not. The hierarchical order of things is not to be messed with, this is divine order, this is the way it was always supposed to be.
>It's not fair, muh freedums of speech
Life's fucking hard baby, maybe if you work really hard you can reach the level where you can dictate the divine order of NEETdom upon the lowlyNEETs.
This is not a democracy and if you ever tasted that sweet, sweet power you would understand too.
All praise the New NEET Order.
OLD >>215551
NEET General #283 - Successful Invasion Day Edition
In this thread we remember the many British people that lost there lives in the successful invasion of Australia.
So please on this day give thanks to the people who were able to civilise this land.
Also remember no one likes are sore loser. Just because the Boongs lost there is no reason to get all angry about it.
OLD: >>212524
NEET General #282 - Melting Edition
I hope you are all surviving this heat.
The Council may have to whip up an extra large batch of their soothing lotion for the NEETs to cool down in.
You have better all been saving your strength for tonight's meeting, get some cool packs in the freezer for your wrists and remember, giving each other a hand is what we are all here for.
OLD >>211785
NEET General #273 - Well Mulched Edition
Is your life well mulched, NEET? Have you insulated your core with a layer of moist, earthy, organic and nutritious detritus? A good mulching will keep you warm at night when the cold winds of the soul threaten to turn your veins to ice. For the spots you can't reach, you need to surrender your pride and let another trusted NEET gently mulch you.
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NEET General #268 - The Turned Leaf Edition
Now it is time to put those plans in to action. The new year has begun and those dreams wont build themselves.
You are the master of your world.
Is this year going to be different or another year of the same?
Good luck NEETs, with whatever you pursue this year.
OLD >>201216
NEET General #254 - Done Right Edition
If you want something done right, you need to do it yourself.
I hope we can have a more civil thread this time, the last one was a poor display of NEETery. Please remember what this board stands for and what we have been through.
If it gets fucked, we do not have an alternative.
Alternatively, if you want to act like cunts go back to /aus/.
If you feel like a post is in bad taste, report it and do not engage with cunts. Having a sperg is acceptable if there is reason, pointless edgy faggotry for the sake of just stirring up shit is why possum doesn't post here anymore
OLD >>190630
NEET General #248 - Basketball Jones Edition
Basketball Jones I got a Basketball Jones I got a Basketball Jones, oh baby Oh, oh Hey, that's Barry White (An obsession, a burning desire) Barry, you want some chicken (The undeniable passion) Aw, you that singin' stuff (The love, of someone are some thing) Y'know you want some chicken (Yes, he was a victim of a Basketball Jones) In fact, I was a baddes dribbler in the whole world
OLD >>186093
NEET General #242 - There and Back Again Edition
Well NEETs, it's been a while that we've been on this journey, some of us have loved and lost, some of us dwelled in warehouses before emerging from a South East Asian cocoon a changed man, some switched from cheap vodka to dexies, others just kept at it wanking and gooning the time away. Whatever happens NEETs keep marching onwards.
OLD: >>181560
NEET General #237 - Perseverance Edition
When times are tough, when the cold winds blow, we must harden ourselves and persevere. We must never surrender. We must never give up. The tough times will only be temporary. We must have faith in ourselves and believe in the future.
Old Thread: >>177752
NEET General #235 - Summer Fast Approaching Edition
Well NEETs, it's nearly summer, and with that come many things, such as the end of the year. It's also a time for reflection. How did you fare with gf2019? Are the executives in shape for summer? How do you feel about the warmer weather? How will you feel seeing women wearing less when they're out and about? These are all questions that a NEET must ponder.
OLD: >>176250
NEET General #219 - You've Come A Long Way Baby Edition
Life is a journey, not a destination.
Our most kind and humble NEET is about to turn from a child to a 28 year old adolescent.
Soft and serious is only the beginning.
It is often hard to have a real conversation with you, more so than most of the other NEETs but I want you to know that we are all very proud of you NK.
Onward and upward.
OLD >>164146
NEET General #210 - Obey Massa Edition
The rules are there to guide you good for nothing NEETs. They are barriers to keep you in line for your own damn good.
The Council is a caring and compassionate massa, yes sir. We do what is right, right for everyone. Know your place, it has been the way of the gen for many a year and it is just from following divine will.
You can get gooned and wank in the protective confides of the gen but you better not step out of line or BO will whip your NEETmeat til it's nothing more than a globular jelly.
Stop posting outside of the gen and abide by the rules.
If you can't learn right from wrong on your own, you will need to be taught.
OLD >>157334
NEET General #209 - Up There Cazaly Edition
Well you work to earn a living
But on weekends comes the time
You can do what ever turns you on
Get out and clear your mind
Me, I like football
But there's a lot of things around
When you line them up together
The footy wins hands down
Up there Cazaly
In there and fight
Out there and at 'em
Show 'em your might
Up there Cazaly
Don't let 'em in
Fly like an angel
You're out there to win
Up there Cazaly
You're out there to win
In there and at 'em
Don't let 'em in
Up there Cazaly
Show 'em your height
Fight like the devil
The crowd's on your side
Up there Cazaly
In there and fight
Out there and at 'em
Show 'em your might
Up there Cazaly
Show 'em your height
Fight like the devil
The crowd's on your side
The crowd's on your side.
Congrats Eagles.
OLD >>156578
NEET General - #200 - All Praise Unto The Council Edition
It is right and just to give praise to the most high.
The Council are our mediators to the divine, our means to a greater Gen. There is no need for hostility or callous thought, for The Council creates thought. The Council is benevolent and righteous. It is not in the best interest of the lowlyNEET to know the deeper going on's or the master plan, it is the lowlyNEET's purpose to have faith. Trust in the ways of The Council. They may seem like captors of the lowlyNEET but it is the purpose of the compound to keep the world out, not to keep the NEETs in.
The Council is kind and humble.
The Council is love, The Council is life.
OLD >>149753
NEET General #196 - Best Buddies Edition
The strong bond of friendship is not always a balanced equation; friendship is not always about giving and taking in equal shares. Instead, friendship is grounded in a feeling that you know exactly who will be there for you when you need something, no matter what or when.
Be there for your fellow NEET friends.
OLD >>146715
NEET General #190 - Success Edition
The NEETs are having a good year. Lots of success stories. Lots of great examples to show those of us who think it is hopeless that there is light at the end of the tunnel. Keep fighting please NEETs. Don't give up.
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