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Ragie wagey kevin spacey

got a bit of a stomach ache

I'm 40 kilos lighter than last summer. Still, i have 25 kilos more to go. So still fat as fuck. My plan for next year, specifically for November 2019 is surpass humanity. Not by killing myself, but by becoming metaphysically, poetically and romantically speaking, an un-attainable person.

Its going to be quite a ride.

>>177010

Fuck, it's 2019 already? That last goon-coma lasted longer than I thought.

>>177013

It's 2019 in the eastern states

>>177014

It's still 1957 here in WA

>>177015

Fuck, just realised how large my nazi folder is. I never meant for it to turn out this way, I was just being edgy

>>177018

Lol iktf

>>177012

Feed it household pests.

>>177021

My cat wants to kill it

He's going mad at the front window right now

>>177025

I'd suck goon out of her front bottom

>>177026

Only after she has signed the relevant consent paperwork.

>>177027

I'll say she got me drunk and took advantage

>>177030

I've witnessed a jew have a jewfit, but no oy vey.

>>177028

I can agree with the animeposter for once

oyyy lmaovey

>>176967

Very well memed.

>>177000

Crikey what a nice lizard.

>>177024

My Doggo would kill it by slowly biting off different limbs.

I had been thinking of giving up my quest for self improvement and giving up my idea for trying to get a job in 2019, but the situation with my mother going nuts again has made me realise I need to do it or else I will continue to be dependent on a madwoman for my accommodation and stability in my life.

I need to do it. I need to get my independence or else things are going to get very bad for me.

>>177037

Cat would devour it.

I regularly find bird wings and rat heads by the back door, he's a fucking killing machine

>>177039

Cats are horrible creatures. They should be illegal.

>>177038

I'd say go for it if you can mate

Can't really depend on the undependable

>>177040

Your penis is a horrible creature

>>177039

My cat hunts mice and birds but just stares at lizards and follows them around.

>>177040 You should be devoured by cats

>>177030 I read in a book that Albert Einstein did an Oy Vey when he heard about the nukes being dropped in WWII

>>177033

>animeposter

>not plural

>>176999

>How did you fare with gf2019?

Same as gf2018

>Are the executives in shape for summer?

Not an executive

>How do you feel about the warmer weather?

Great

>How will you feel seeing women wearing less when they're out and about?

Also great I love staring at sluts

>>177046

There is only one animeposter in the same way as there is only one huehater

>>177048 It's a mask we all wear eh

>>177048

There are multiple ones and we are all completely different, racist!

>>177049

No-one cared who I was till I posted anime and hated hue

aboriginal snot barf

>>177045

I have to wonder what the japs said.

>>177053

HOLY SLIT !!!!

>>177056

We used to have one, but it got blocked by the isp

I'm going to post my flaps after dinner.

41 days till Christmas

Final hour fellow slaves

>>177060

On the 41st day of Christmas

My True Love gave to me

41 uncensored poo pics

>>177061

If you started at 6.30am you'd be home by now, and you wouldn't even have to worry about somebody spying over your shoulder for the first 2.5-3 hours.

>>177062

40 Dan Murphy edits

>>177064

39 Unnas' unna-ing

>>177065

38 Possums banning

FIIIIIVE GOLDEN (YOU)'s!

>>177066

37 Anime Girls

4 turtle doves

blah blah blah

>>177069

When I was a kid I actually imagined them to be a turtle with a doves head

He sees you when you're sleepin'

He knows when you're a wake

He knows if you've been bad or good

So be good or you'll get raped

Oh! You better watch out, you better not cry

Better not pout, I'm telling you why

NEET King is comin' to town

All I want for Christmas

Is Poo

Imagine if nk had a gf

>>177071

Kek, you're on fire today m8

Good afternoon NEETs.

>>177071

He will give you a lump of poo regardless of whether you've been bad or good.

>>177075

I FUCKING HATE NIGGERS

6 sacks of goon

One thing I will say in Cadbury's favour is that they do not stint on the hazelnuts in their hazelnut block of chocolate. A very high number spread evenly throughout.

>>177082

That just means they're jewing you on the chocolate instead. Stop looking on the bright side of things.

>>177083

A miserable post

Is it still legal for chocolate to be 2.4% cockroach ?

>>177084

Yes. Please schedule a ban for this person on Christmas Day.

>>177083

I assumed hazelnuts were more expensive than chocolate.

>>177087

What, you think hazelnuts just grow on trees ???

>>177088

Explain the price of macadamias then, smart alec.

>>177089

The jews hoard them like squirrels

>>177011

Good job, mate.

>>177089

Nah, sorry m8, wasn't calling you dumb just that line popped in my head and I couldn't resist

>>177078

It must be hell having to settle with the first girl who wasn't a guy.

>>177091

Thannks, friend.

15 minutes!!!!!

>>177096

Just enough time for one more poo break

Act 2: Mario sends a letter to Cassette telling her Compact Discs are flavour of the month.

>>177099

>>177097

Terrible songs.

>>177100

The first I'll accept is subject to taste.

The second is awesome, and you're a heathen.

>>177099

What the fuck, I love communism now.

>>177101

You are the heathen for posting Asian-Americans singing.

It would appear Tabitha has a Soda Stream advert on TV now.

>>177103

I can only post versions jewtube provides.

I used to listen to The Beatles for hours on ends when I was young.

Is there a better Beatles song than this?

That is a rhetorical question

the answer is no

>>177105

Pay the NEETs to sing the songs then record it and post it here

Kifflom

>>177106

>Is there a better Beatles song than this?

Yes.

Remember this terrible Beatles song?

The Beatles raped my dad and murdered my mum

>>177111

Paul is dead

>>177111

b4 or after u were born?

Here is one for you wagies.

The walrus was Paul.

>>177113

It all happened at the exact time of my birth

In the hospital in fact

The only possible rival for best Beatles song.

>>177106

Free As A Bird.

>>177118

*Bird may actually cost $19.95

>>177117

This isn't Octocunt's Lady Garden

>>177118

I liked the two new songs released in the 90s. Not everyone did.

This one is for the improving NEETs.

>>177122

I still have that cd

boomer tunes

>>177125

Better than your anime soundtracks.

aboriginal boomer tunes

>>177127

coles were playing some yothu yindi shit the other morning. i complained.

>>177129

I'd argue 'Rock and/or Roll' was the end of actual music.

>>177126

That was not me although I share his sentiment. That was not anime music I posted either.

>>177126

I agree, btw I wasn't dissing boomer tunes, I do like some of them.

Boomer music is good music.

Radiohead and Smashing Pumpkins were the bands of my Youth, but I have always loved older music too. I don't like anything made this century. The more recent the music is the more bizarre I find it that anyone can like it.

This seems to be a universal phenomenon. At a certain age people stop being able to appreciate new music.

>>177134

He has pretty good taste.

>>177135

Yeah I can't tolerate much past 2005, only new stuff I enjoy is synthwave.

>>177137

How old were you then? I have a theory pop music stops being good after about 15 or 16 years of age.

>>177138

I was 18 at the time, and I never really listened to pop music, mostly metal and some rock, can't even stand the new metal that's out now.

>>177139

I still listen to stuff that came out when I was 13/14/15. Not much after that.

>>177140

*I'm 38 now.

>>177141

oldNEET

>>177142

Nah, he's oldNEET-5

>>177142

Regardless, Beethoven made the best music.

>>177143

Fuckin' OG OldNEET thank you

>>177144

Vivaldi, The Four Seasons is still the best

>>177146

He was pretty gangsta, but ol' Ludvig was best.

I attended a concert a couple of years ago of Vivaldi music using period correct instruments. Was pretty cool.

Anyone listen to Apocalyptica ?

They do metal covers with orchestral instruments, it's pretty good.

>>177147

yeah i would have loved that

>>177150

Pretty good.

it was one of those listen to the family talk about politics during dinner episodes.

it was a pretty mentally draining dinner tbh.

>>177152

Sometimes RL needs a mute button

>>177153

i think i would use that entirely to often and miss important information but it would be worth it.

>>177148

I always like orchestral and acoustic versions of songs. I like my music soft.

>>177155

My musical taste varies by activity.

I like mindless fun music for doing chores,soft music for reading or zoning out and metal for drinking.

this heat is making me sleepy

>>177158

NK may have slipped something into your drink.

>>177158

The goon is starting to make me feel sleepy

>>177159

now im sleepy and scared

Some Aussie music here. I really like this one.

>>176958

>>176959

lol

>>176961

I think that maybe playing in to her delusions is a better bet as then you are not just a nay sayer and one of the people she perceives is against her. I am not qualified to say though and you should call the triage.

>made me crawl behind the fridge to see a mark on the wall where she said someone had been cutting through the wall to spy on her.

That is very bizarre behaviour, I am sorry for you and her mate.

>>177011

>40 kilos lighter

Great going mate.

>>177020

The top two look nice, the bottom one looks sickly sweet.

>>176984

I'm glad you didn't get your wish.

>>177022

Did you take that pic?

I was near there not long ago, my cousins want to build a house in Nairne.

>>176997

I did heaps today. I did a plan review, which is a yearly meeting and a big deal. I did it for a person who isn't even signed up so for free and then I filled like 8 shifts and a couple walked in complaining that their provider isn't doing anything for them so I did all their other companies work in about half an hour and said I'd give them a ring in a couple weeks and see if they want to transition over to us.

Two good deeds for free. Boss probably isn't happy but I am.

>>177012

>>177000

Whoa!!

Don't let doggo see it, that's a pretty big one.

>>177170

>Two good deeds for free

You are the anti-jew

>>177030

I've never even seen a Jew.

>>177170

good stuff m8

>>177157

It started as since the news was talking about scomo and the Indonesian president and about how Indonesian might not go through with the free trade agreement as Australia was planning to move the embassy in Israel. Now my dad hate Muslims so he was going on about how stupid the Indonesians are. my bother is one of those Atheists who hate Christianity but love Muslims so they bickered. my brother mention how my dad watches evil Murdoch news and how Israel is bad (he only thinks this because i told him this). then that sort of died (not really i mentioned the only way israel is going to fall is if america falls) which some how went to my dad talking about how all the people who go to Uni are intelligent people and vote left and only idiots think that they are indoctrinated. it was tiring.

>>177038

Good luck good buddy.

>>177165

>you should call the triage

I have googled it. It says it is for emergencies. Do you think this qualifies? This is standard stuff for her, she has been like this for years and it was extremely hard to get her detained the first time (and she was worse then). I have a feeling there is nothing they can do.

>>177176

Thank you mate.

>>177055

>The weaboo ninja death squid

Squad is the plural of squid.

>>177170

Well done mate. The universe will reward you later for putting the effort in now.

>>177173

I met one once. A friend of a friend. He was an ugly fellow but not in a stereotypical way. Seemed like a nice guy.

>>177177

> it is for emergencies.

It is not for emergencies, just make a few notes and talk to them.

>>177181

>>177173

My first job was working for a jew couple.

They fitted the stereotypes perfectly

Isaacs nose was so hookes it nearly touched his chin

>>177183

*hooked

>>177178

You are a great person, you just need to put yourself out there so that others can see that.

>>177177

m8 unless she is self harming or a threat to others theres not much u can do,or anyone else unless she asks for help

>>177180

Thanks, I felt better as soon as I did it. I have been very stressed at work lately.

>>177073

He's had a few iirc.

>>177135

vaporwave is alright, I listen to it a fair bit but its the only recent music I can tolerate

>>177182

I will phone tomorrow during business hours then.

>>177085

I'm not sure but I know it used to be.

>>177190

They are on call 24/7 iirc.

>>177191

That figure always disturbed me.If you've eaten 40 chocolate bars 1 of them was complete cockroach

>>177192

I have been looking at more phone numbers and I found the one for the people that got her detained the first time. They are the local area mental health people. They will probably remember her and have a file on her so I think I will give them a call tomorrow during business hours.

>>177193

Maybe they changed it so there is less and that is why chocolate doesn't taste as good anymore. It must've tasted awesome when it was 11% roach.

>>177185

>You are a great person

I seem like one online anyway. That might not be the same thing as being one in person though. I keep warning you.

>>177195

Cheers mate, just state the facts and don't get too emotional. Explain that it is emotional and that you are worried.

>>177197

I will find out soon enough.

>>177115

The Walrus was actually John.

>>177186

This is what I fear but we will see. Since she has already been detained once it should be easier to get her detained again. She also might have agreed to take her medication as part of being released and maybe she is in breach of her treatment order or something and can be brought in for that. We will see.

Tendies are in the air fryer.

>>177200

Different songs say different things.

>>177202

Whenever you post this I see hair dryer

>>177117

That is a much better one.

>>177203

The song says it was Paul but John was wearing the mask.

>>177198

I won't get emotional. I get stressed but I am dead inside.

>>177123

I used to have most of them, not all the earlier ones. I didn't like Sgt. Pepper's that much.

Abbey Road and the White Album are my favourites.

Cool

>>177207

> I am dead inside.

Please.

>>177210

He wants to eat your brains

>>177130

When would you argue that Rock'n'Roll started?

>>177135

Mine was Blink 182 and SOAD.

>>177144

Schubert or Chopin*

>>177156

I find it very hard to do anything while listening to any music.

>>177172

I think charity is the key. It did make me feel good.

>>177216

Same here, but sometimes you can tune it out and get stuff done. It used to help me when I was writing for some reason. It is just enough distraction but not too much. You need a bit of distraction sometimes so your mind doesn't dwell on the wrong things in the background.

>>177173

I encountered a few of the stupid hat wearing ones in London when I was 12. My parents started to get shitty because I would make loud comments about them.

>>177217

Focusing on others instead of yourself is the key I think. Depression is an inward-focused state.

>>177219

>Mummy, is that man going to eat my foreskin ?

>>177212

1901.

>>177215

Neither are referred to as The Master in academic texts.

>>177224

thats impressive.

>>177201

Is it going to come back on you? Will she know who told them?

>>177225

I can't imagine he got too far with stops and starts.

>>177223

That's like judging what food tastes like by listening to it.

>>177228

Steak always sounds good

>>177226

I don't know. I will ask them not to mention me.

I am a bit worried is she gets really angry at me and sees me as part of the plot against her she could kick me out of my house. But I can't just do nothing. She is suffering. She is under so much stress. She hardly sleeps. She feels static electricity all over her body all the time.

The wonderful NBN has gone down in my area.

What to do

>>177228

Take it up with the classical music nerds.

>>177231

Go back to ADSL?

>>177231

Go out looting

>>177231

Go for a walk.

Anyone here see the trailer for Detective Pikachu, it seems painful.

>>177231

combine these two >>177234 >>177235

>>177236

He's no Poirot.

>>177236

I saw it. I am more worried that adults care about kids cartoons still.

>>177230

I am too, who is supposed to be monitoring her? If there is a way to make it look like it is their idea you need to make it happen that way.

>>177236

I think it looks like fun.

>>177238

that took me a little bit of time to get what you were saying.

>>177240

>who is supposed to be monitoring her?

No-one. The system is fucked. She had a psychiatrist monitor her for 12 months after she got released after being detained but once that expired she was completely free. No-one can make her do anything she doesn't want to do.

Is this a good song, or too sappy?

>tfw no sausage sizzle at the neet commune

>>177245

webber cant even make threads properly let alone cook sausages

I keep writing on here about how this time I am really really going to do it and become a vegetarian. But I keep going back and buying meat even though it disgusts me.

Today's slimy evil smelling ham was the latest meat mistake. I am going to do it this time. No more meat.

>>177245

The real sausage sizzle will be in the bedroom at night and in Cruisey's shower in the mornings.

>>177248

Give up leather and dairy too please.

>>177247

It's a pity john left, he knew how to handle sausages

>>177248

You really need to stop beating the meat as well

>>177250

and fish

>>177243

That is really not a great situation.

Fish is for Cats and the Japanese.

>>177253

technically a lot of fruit and veg is still alive after picking too. better give that up.

>>177248

Become a cannibal.

Whatever human you eat probably deserved it.

>>177254

Tell me about it.

>>177248

I had a vego lasagna for lunch today anf a vego cannelloni yesterday, best aldi microwave meals I've had so far.

>>177256

>tfw you will never have a tastes of a fishy Japanese manko

>>177255

that snout looks yummy

>>177260

Nice. Veggie stuff often reheats better than stuff with meat in it because reheating cooked meat releases a nasty enzyme that tastes bad.

>>177263

Then why does 2nd day pizza taste better ?

>>177264

2nd day pizza tastes terrible, specially if you microwave it.

2nd day sausages are where it's at.

>>177256

I did a diploma in business a few years ago and made a mock business plan for an aquaculture facility that bred bluefin tuna. I learnt a fair bit, we are one day imo going to have an aquaculture industry to rival our beef industry. Plus Australia has the best seafood in the world.

>>177264

High salt content helps mask the "warmed over" flavour the meat releases.

>>177266

>Plus Australia has the best seafood in the world

Unsubstantiated jingoism.

>>177257

Pocket lint and sarsaparilla. That is all you can ethically eat as a vegan.

>>177268

It is substantiated.

>>177268

>Unsubstantiated jingoism.

Those words have no place here

>>177270

I apologise then.

>>177268

i think jingoism is too strong of a word tbh

>>177269

>sarsaparilla

You vile fiend, does the slaughter of innocent sarsaparilla's arouse you ?

>>177273

I apologise then.

>>177275

i forgive you :)

I have a G-string made of Sarsaparilla fur.

>>177276

Thank you.

>>177277

gay

>>177277

hot

>>177271

He said it on Remembrance Day too.

Probably the vegan animefag.

Are vegetarians okay with eating keas?

>>177280

It is a bit, but only in front.

>>177277

is it comfortable?

>>177281

Weber used it Remembrance Day.

Somebody else used it this evening.

>>177284

It itches a bit and is hard to clean.

>>177286

To be jingoistic you need to rise above the shitpost level to the unironic.

>>177282

>keas

We don't have those in Australia but I doubt it.

>>177285

Did you say "jingoistic" specifically? That is a funny thing to copy.

>>177277

How did you manage to pluck a sarsaparilla?

>>177289

What's the niggerbird of Australia? I thought it was the kea.

>>177291

It's difficult, you lave to tie them down and lube them up really well

>>177291

Gave it a muscle relaxant and its orifices loosened right up.

>>177290

I did.

>>177294

G'night wholesome alpine maid poster

>>177294

Goodnight Early Bed NEET

>>177294

If you recognise this girl I am telling your Mummybots.

>>177293

The seagull or the pigeon.

>>177301

Who is she ?

Asking … for a friend

>>177301

i dont who is she?

>>177296

if you relax me my orifices are any ones

>>177303

Caprice

>>177305

I will make your office a mess.

>>177306

sorry, I need more information

>>177308

Google 'little caprice' or 'caprice met-art' or 'caprice porn' or something.

Shit, I've got to got to the dole orifice tommorow

>>177309

kek shes married

>>177310

They will need to ready themselves for your full figured NEETliness.

>>177309

OH

She is not the wholesome alpine maid I mistook her for

>>177310

i was there today and it was horrendous

>>177056

>tfw born too late to plunder the Carribean and East Indes

>tfw born too late to walk on the moon

>tfw born too late to experience the great wars and Cold War era

>tfw born just in time to LARP as a pirate and celebrate an ASX50 conglomerate's alcohol retail chain's mascot

One of the good abos?

>>177314

>tfw horrendous orifice

>>177315

An effective post

>>177316

I like a few of his songs but he tried to hard to sound like a yank.

>>177316

IMO Abos were better people before whites came, although there was a lot of tribal welfare

>>177319

Most Aus country singers do that. Kasey Chambers puts on that awful accent.

>>177320

>tribal welfare

Did one tribe give all the other tribes hand outs ?

>>177321

She sounds like that generally, shitty nasal tone.

>>177320

Yeah, if it wasn't for the white devil…

>>177316

>the good abos

It's the worst 99% that give the other 1% a bad reputation.

>>177325

I kek'd

>>177325

agreed

>>177325

It is the same thing with NEETs.

>>177323

I dont mind her but yeah she does have that nasal thing going on

kinda jingesced

I like this Kasey Chambers song because of its association with the Sopranos.

>>177331

strombogdanovic

>>177330

Have a nice time mate.

>>177329

I like her first album and I have a copy of the Dead Ringer Band's greatest hits when she was younger. They do some great tunes.

>>177332

I like this one, it's off the same album.

Very relatable.

>>177337

thats funny

>>177338

It's not nice to laugh at the traditional owners of this land m8

The Phycologist told me to read a book by Jordan Pederson so I have been reading that. Nothing of interest to note really.

bros i managed to do 3 pull ups

im basically zyzz now

>>177340

is it a lesbian sex novel?

>>177341

Well done mate. Were your hands facing outwards or towards you?

>>177341

Check out the big muscles on this NEET

>>177343

outwards, is that bad?

>>177345

No that is good. that makes it harder to do.

And then the NEETs all fled, repulsed by the gay pornography on display

no gays on our streets

>>177349

Nah, they're mostly just fapping. Give them 2 minutes.

>>177350

At least 61% are gay now…

Just had a shag

>tfw it's actually getting hard to find new boong pics

>>177356

Good, stop posting them.

>>177353

Post the video.

>>177356

Even harder to find more aboriginal porn

>>177362

Goodnight oriental fancier.

>>177362

G'night liker of Asian women

>>177361

The four cornerstones of boonglife

>>177362

Good night.

>>177365

With a solid foundation of goon and petrol

>>177368

Remember to leave your bedroom window unlocked

>>177368

G'night m8

The early NEET mocks the wagie

Aboriginal penis

>>177368

You are a wicked NEET shakes fist

>>177371

Proud Indigenous Phallus

>>177368

Good night wagie mocking NEET.

>>177375

10 bucks on the coppers

Once when I was in the city, a native walked up to me and asked me for money, it was the ugliest creature I had ever seen. Thanks for reading my story.

>>177377

I think that has happened to everyone.