/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

SYDNEY

Good night friends.

THE CITY OF ABO TITTIES

Canberra aka Ngambra

Oriental fancier is in for a shock when he wakes up

japanese girls are a bit on the ugly side

you'll see when you land there

Are you going to Japan?

lol this is sad i remmeber this place used to be active till early morning and its dead by 11pm

>>176265

impersonnating the council is a bannable offence

>>176265

>>176266

Lol, how many cocks have you sucked in that 8 months faggot ?

>>176267

I find it funny how only 4cucks care about quantity of posts over quality all the while always shitting them up never with any good OC

This Weekend alone I'd say 3 solid new trends of NEETposting have already started, all the while 4chan pumps out some tired wojak once a month

The power of the 6 NEETs surpasses all

UNNA

GOON

>>175888

>non-existant "white culture" except its real

Kill yourself in a violent and painful way

>>176002

I can't find this one on Dan's site

>>176149

Back on the gooktaos Monk?

>>176270

UNNA

>>176275

maybe its so new that it isn't on the site

>>176276

Maybe, I did see it on the BWS site

Fucking hell NEETs, just tried to have a wank but couldn't finish because I had the realisation that it's quite likely that I'll never have sex outside of maybe some escort or something, feels fucking terrible

>>176277

could be worse You could of lost your virginity against your will at 6 and never have had sex since

>>176272

>The power of the 6 NEETs surpasses all

The world is lucky that we are humble bludgers and not diabolical super villains

>>176279

why not both

>>176280

Shit, I didn't think of that.

I'm gonna start rigging up a death ray trap for the super hero chad to escape from.

>>176281

>Super hero chad

why would you hurt Monk

>>176282

He stole my poojeeta

>>176284

he stole all of our hearts

>>176286

the only ramsey I know is gordon

>>176285

According to my calculations he stole 2 NEETs hearts which means he only stole 33% of the hearts.

>>176287

Ahh, he is a martial arts Yuutuuber.

>>176289

I thought he was a foul mouthed chef

>>176290

Cheffing is a Martial Art

>>176291

H…Hans, is that you ?

>>176292

no I am vpn NEET

>>176294

unna

>>176295

cunny

>>176297

cunnay

>>176278

True, I guess we can always go deeper into the pit of misery, I for one choose to instead bathe in the lake of goon for now.

any advice on how to get murdered in the next islamic attack? i want to kill myself but i can't

do i just walk into a mosque without taking my shoes off? will that do it?

>>176299

Lets be honest cunt I'm doing the same, I can feel oh so fucking

>tfw stressed at times

Including very mild PTSD at times but look we need to keep on pushing, really all in all what's most important is that we all should try and have something to attain to

Me?

One day I want to run a quiet but high quality and economically sustainable cafe/take away shop in some small town somewhere

Maybe it'll never happen, maybe it will be in the next few years, you never know this shit but you gotta keep striving

>>176300

Well I'm not going to insinuate anything though the attacker is the most likely to get killed in a terror attack

DO NOT DO THIS BY THE WAY, THIS IS JUST STATING A STATISTIC AND IN ALL LIKELY HOOD YOU NEED TO THINK MORE POSITIVE THOUGHTS

>>176257

S Y D N E Y

Y

D

N

E

Y

>>176300

Wollies Assault trolley the ones with cup holders

>>176304

Dan Murphy assault trolley with goon and bacon in it

>>176305

When will dan finally invent the goon holder for their trolleys?

>>176300

You're better then dying at the hands of some crazy muzzie NEET

>>176301

I too have fantasies of running a comfy small business like that

>what's most important is that we all should try and have something to attain to

You're right, I guess I've had the approach always that it's best not to have goals out of fear of falling short of them. I was talking to a psych not too long ago about my childhood, although I like to tell myself I had a pretty alright childhood the reality was both my parents where chronically ill all my life which meant that I often had to almost fend for myself from early on. The psych said something about my instincts being set only on surviving and not thriving or striving has led me to not really ever setting any goals or expectations for myself. I guess there's some point to that but at the end of the day it's something that probably should be changed, it's just I have no clue how.

>>176307

>it's just I have no clue how.

One step at a time NEET, step one should be getting a job, step 2 should be moving out, step 3 is what you need to figure yourself and is the hardest step off all, I am not up to my step 3 yet

>>176308

You have a decent point, I'm planning to get back on the horse so to speak with the first point within the next two weeks, by starting to look for a job again, from there on out I'm not sure where it will go, I guess I will just have to wait and see

>>176309

now I don't know if it'd work for you but for me at least I applied for jobs out of my are, granted I lived rural and my family supported me but I did do a lotta driving to get my job Which also was great, I got to see a lot of the region, and expanding ones horizons is always good

>>176310

>expanding ones horizons is always good

Absolutely agree with that one, I enjoy driving quite a lot, So maybe it is a good idea to get a job somewhere further afield. My last job was a 10 minute drive away and that was a bit of a drag, having said that, a courier/delivery driver type of job is something I'm considering, it seems quite comfy as long as your employer covers your petrol costs.

>>176311

dads a truck driver so from him I'd say don't be a truck driver but rather do a job that will strain you less, ass you said a courier

>>176312

fpr a second and then realised I needed to do 30 pushups and a 5.5 on the beep test just to be enlisted, not even pass training and thought "Fuck that"

>>176313

Son of a family friend came out of high school not knowing what to do and became a truck driver and it doesn't sound like the job for everyone.

Anyway NEETs I'm planning to retire to my bed where I will drink goon and watch "The Usual Suspects". Night Night NEETs

>>176315

Its 4am almost here in the east, so I too need sleep

Good morning neets. Nightwatch neets can go to bed now, the morning neet crew has begun to arrive.

>>176317

Morning

Good morning to everybody except Hue and Cruisey.

>>176319

Rude tbh

Good morning my unemployed alcoholic manchild buddies. Ready for anither day of disecting the downfall of western culture in our cum stained underwear?

Hmmm

>>176322

>wearing underwear while sitting around the house drinking goon at 9 in the morning

Spotted the normie

>>176265

Are you the pedo?

I can't even see that ban in the list.

>>176272

>The power of the 6 NEETs surpasses all

You are a good NEET.

That disgusting comic book kike, Stan Lee, died.

>>176326

When you arrive late, don't look Mr Shekelstein in the eye if you want to keep your job.

>>176278

Do you want to talk about it?

>>176328

I wonder how he'll make his cameo in the next Marvel flick?

>>176328

What a disgusting post.

>>176329

Thank you for the hot tip. I will need to hone my ninja technique in order to get in without him seeing me.

>>176332

>Lee had suffered several illnesses over the last year or so – he had a bout of pneumonia and vision issues.

Sounds like AIDS.

>>176312

Yeah.

>>176331

he has already filmed a number of scenes for multiple upcoming movies

>>176334

Sounds like a frail old man's body shutting down, it'll happen to you someday.

>>176322

>>176319 fuck you

>>176318

>>176317

Good morning

>>176328

>>176330

>>176337

It already is.

Well time to wage, have a good day NEETs.

Good morning NEETs

>>176328

i had no idea he was jewish.

>>176337

Nah, most of us are going to die young, from alcholism, depression or just a hard driving executive lifestyle.

>>176344

I'll never make it to 95

>>176336

Oh, that was clever/.

>>176341

Hello my (((fellow white man)))

>>176343

Morning

>>176342

You too buddy, try not to stress out.

>>176348

jews are white to black people

>>176351

>people

>>176352

niggers

>>176355

cruiseys of colour

Its the cunnygroolmogrificator Captain

She canna take it, we're gonna explode !

G'morning NEETs

The wagepen beckons, see you soon

>>176358

Cheers m8, have a work

>>176351

More honourable and less scheming?

>>176332 Faggot

Just chucked my first sickie at this job, kinda nervous but im nof fussed if they sack me at all

>>176364

I hope you're not the NEET that started work yesterday

If you thought hollywood couldn't get more cancerous, check this out.

>>176366

What…he managed one day?

>>176368

Back when I ran a DC a job agency sent me a nigger that literally lasted 4 minutes

>>176361

Morning.

Farewell to your bricks and mortar, not today.. today I wage.

Take care NEETies.

>>176371

Cheers m8, wage against that machine

have a meeting shortly with my social workers, they want to talk about any goals I have. I think I will just say I want to visit Dan everyday

>bring a medical certificate tomorrow

Fuuuuuck

>>176363

Skipped mine too.

>>176375

Karen is a fickle girl

>>176366

He's actually the neet who got accepted for the job last week - today was meant to be his first day.

>>176377

Chucking a sickie on your first day

Bloody hell, you can't get NEETer than that

Im not the junior wagie, i am cunnybulgeNEET

Suddenly a mysterious cunnybulgeNEET appears …

>>176380

mons venus neet

Venusian monster neet

>>176379

Puffy vulva?

Buffys vulva

delorous

mulva

https://boingboing.net/2018/11/11/this-artist-uses-jigsaw-puzzle.html

>>176387

The rich Hollywood nigga who decided to take tax advice from the internet instead of an accountant and went to jail.

aboriginal barf taco

aboriginal craig goonbag

aboriginal indigenous native

The internet at work has been down the entire day so far, so there is not much to do.

>>176322

>Good morning my unemployed alcoholic manchild buddies. Ready for anither day of disecting the downfall of western culture in our cum stained underwear?

The funny thing is that we're better at it than bluechecked academics are, because we have nothing to lose by telling the truth

>>176395

I bet those academics claim their undies have no cum stains too

>>176396

Those high brow bastards sicken me with their lies.

>>176398

You cannot know the true depth of a mans soul until you've inspected his cumdies.

>>176400

Did you just call me a boong ?

>>176400

I am not abo REEEEE

Finally fixed my wifi

Finally fixed my wife

Finally fixed my waifu

Finally fixed my wigger

Finally fixed my walrus

Finally wiggled my fixer

Finally wifed my finger

Finally penises my wash

Finally had a wank

>>176400

I don't wanna be a Boong

>>176412

>YOU RUINED IT !!!

Yeah, that's what my mum said about her vagina when I was born

>>176412

You are a champion of yous

>>176415

Why, thank (you)

>>176414

ohoho ahahahaahah

>>176416

No worries

I am going on lunch break in 10 mins. The internet is still down.

28 degrees today in Shitbourne, going to go out to try find a nice beer glass today to buy.

I went and sat in KFC for an hour after enountering more undocumented dogshit networking and unhelpful wankers at work.

>>176421

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

>>176421

>>176423

Do these two wagies work together and not even know it?

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/restaurants-bars/aussie-company-offering-to-pay-someone-to-drink-beer-all-week/news-story/2603b895357e52bdd3c429864907ca5a

Just went down the shops and when I went past the train station there was about 10 cops there.

Two with dogs,two standing guard on the toilets and about 6 questioning people.

Might have to keep an eye on the news.

>>176427

Probably some guy eating people's poo.

how do I get a job at bunnings

>>176430

you have to eat the most sausages of anybody there on a saturday

>>176431

Does john work at Bunnings then ?

>>176367

>It's legit

REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>176412

Nah he fitted the chain

It was YOU who ruined it

>>176379

I'm UnnaCBRNEET

>>176435

Lies and propaganda

>>176369

Why were you in Washington DC

https://www.news.com.au/world/europe/neonazi-parents-jailed-for-being-members-of-terrorist-group/news-story/2bd3271a4e917d31d42a71fc3ffcc3ef

>>176438

I'm Donald Trump

>>176440

why isn't your flag the israeli flag

>>176441

Because I don't want hitlerNEET to bully me

I think we may be the only board on 8chan without a stan lee is dead thread

>>176443

RIP stan (((lee))) you'll be missed. Lived long enough to see his franchises butchered

>>176444

I for one look forward to the new black tranny pansexual spidermutt comic

>>176446

HELLO !!!

>>176446

I'm still the best NEET, Possum.

>>176444

We all know Mr Lieber's comic book characters were part of a plot to destroy western civilisation. Somehow. I still want to be Tony Stark when I grow up though

>>176443

Oh never knew he died

F

I guy came in to work to fix it and apparently it won't be back up for a few hours so I doubt it will work before 5 but you never know.

>>176449

>when you grow up.

Pathetic, i'm already DOOM Now.

>>176452

I think Stan Lee is beyond fixing, m8.

>>176454

They always come back from the dead in the comics thou

>>176452

*I am talking about the internet btw.

>>176457

What is wrong that it will take somebody onsite hours to fix? I smell BS.

>>176459

Miles morales is worse than a poof. He's bland and boring.

Mild Morales.

>>176459

The Test & Tag guy heard me call him the Test & Tag Fag yesterday.

>>176460

NK is No Morals

>>176461

IT crowd is the worst show that matt berry is in

>>176462

I once got a stern talking to for calling a down syndrome guy in the warehouse a fucking retard

>>176465

Did you point out Downies aren't even human, based on chromosome count?

>>176466

No, I hung my head in shame and pretended to be sorry

>>176467

spiteful cuck

>>176458

I don't know he said it was something outside that was causing the problem so I was thinking how can he fix it from inside. They are doing street work close to the office so they may have fucked something up which was my thinking. Apparently the internet stopped working late yesterday which is even funnier.

>>176470

If you wanna talk about down syndrome go to >>>/rtd/

>>176468

I did take to scaring him with the forklift after that if it helps any

What's the quickest time someone here has completed the 15 slide puzzle?

>>176473

1:30

>>176473

I have never attempted it

>>176476

did you know, down syndrome in animals is mostly just a physical thing, but its only in humans that down syndrome makes them brain fucked

>>176477

can a dog even be retarded

I mean retardation just seems more in regards as a comparison, ie you see plenty of retarded whites and jews but barely any niggers

>>176478

All niggers are retarded

>>176478

>retarded niggers

Could you even tell the difference?

>>176478

where do you live where you see niggers

>>176479

>>176480

Exactly which is why you don't see the retards of the niggers, ie the autistist and the downies, since they're already shit tier

>>176481

Mate where are you where you don't, you see them a decent bit even in fucking Canberra which isn't even 10% as shit as Melbourne or Sydney

>>176433

moderate smirk

Maybe boongs are what happens to a race when they wipe out all the non retarded ones

Theres so many dislikes, maybe the population is not as pozzed as I thought

>>176487

If you go to /his/ they will have you believe that aboriginals aren't that stupid.

>>176483

Laughed pretty hard at that

>>176489

Ah, they've never met one then ?

>>176489

How could such a thing be done? I don't believe it.

I wonder why no society has ever tried to selectively breed its most intelligent members. Imagine a nation where everyone had an IQ of 130 or above. They would absolutely mog every other culture into oblivion.

>>176489

Is there a thread now about it? link me?

I wanna get danned but i cant

Being a normie sucks

>>176493

it’s not as easy to control high iq individuals

the ruling class would rather have a huge horde of brown mixed race zog bots

>>176493

gaming for just intelligence is bad tbh, you need to balance with strength

>>176496

Actually many countries had eugenics programs before and after nazi germany had the. We still do, in a sense.

>>176500

>We still do

You mean the R.A.P.E. project

we dont speak of that here NEET

>>176495

Getting Danned is for losers.

>>176502

What happened to the grass? Is your dog a vegetarian?

>>176503

agreed

>>176494

>>176492

>>176491

I can't find the thread right now. I will look for it when I get home.

>>176504

Doggo does eat anything green and juicy. But it was lack of watering that killed the grass.

>>176508

what will your cows eat?

>>176509

tendie wraps.

>>176510

spoilt cows

>>176511

His babby looks just like him

>>176499

I don't know anything about gardening, but that looks like a nice area to plant stuff. Good work.

>>176494

>>176492

>>176491

I found the thread its pretty funny. Sort of depressing though

https://desuarchive.org/his/thread/5607702/#5607702

The wagerium is pure battle.

War of the rage.

>>176517

It's a war of attrition.

>>176517

Be the peacemaker. Lead by example. Bring your NEET zen.

>>176519

>Zen and the Art of Goonbag Maintenance

>>176521

/pol/ has debunked this several times.

>>176523

He should have been banned, not Weber.

>>176525

outside of ausneets 8ch/cuckchan is a difficult place full of retards. dan forgives you for not visiting pol

supermarketNEET strikes again: https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/parenting/kids/dad-hits-out-at-woolworths-over-disaster-frogthemed-birthday-cake/news-story/bb635e3c942d92cd74bd64928e150147

>>176526

torpedo

>>176527

Dad should have known better than to go to Woolies for something he considered important.

>>176527

Everybody knows frogs are a racist hate symbol, and the Woolies employee was just mocking the racist cake buyers.

>>176531

If I ever had a son, he's getting steak, beer and a hooker for his birthdays.

>>176532

Even for his 3rd birthday ?

>>176506

your a bad neet

>>176532

>a hooker

Who would hate their own son that much?

>>176535

Maybe the hooker can hold his beer and cut up the steak for him ?

>>176533

Maybe just steak and beer for until he’s 12

>>176535

It would probably be his mum.

>>176539

Where are those sunnies I bought you?

>>176532

>a hooker

Will you shell out for a pretty white one, or are you going to be cheap and just hire an overweight gook who looks nothing like her photos? The latter is tantamount to child abuse.

>>176539

Hello mate. Has something got you down?

>>176542

That bloody kid'll get a fat gook hooker and be happy with it !

Bloody youth of today, no wonder the coutries in a mess.

I am very aroused by all this /ss/ talk.

>>176545

>/ss/

What is that?

>>176543

Just a bit depressed and burnt out from waging.

>>176547

grub

>>176548

Are you going to be able to stick with the waging long term do you think?

>>176547

You should stop posting here.

>>176552

No officer its a rare 5 leafed clover

>>176547

Why would you intentionally fuck with somebody else's food? Cunt.

>>176551

I should be okay, just a depressive slump.

>>176549

You lied to me :-(

>>176556

Hang in there m8, you'll get some time off at Christmas

>>176557

Sexy nazi girl never lies

>>176502

what did you do

>>176561

Granny molesting pedophiles don't get to offer opinions on women hue

We've been over this before m8

>>176555

fuck off m8 i think its kinda funny

>>176563

torpedo

>>176564

Ah, I get it now

I thought you were talking about underwater missiles

https://www.reddit.com/r/self/comments/9vs05k/my_son_is_a_hateful_incel_and_i_just_cannot_save/

This thread is how i picture hue

>>176566

Nah, the guy from that thread is much more alpha than hue could ever be

>>176566

That was a hilarious (fake) read.

>>176566

>After those fights, my wife tried to empathize with him and understand what made him so bitter but he flipped out at her, and called her a cock-gargling whore and said that she fucked her way through dozens of men until she found a “beta-fag” who was willing to shelter her for missionary sex.

>>176566

>3 days old reddit post

Your dad made it and it has been stuck in your head for all this while hasn't it?

>>176570

Low quality comeback.

>>176571

Meanwhile that's not a comeback at all, and then there's the issue of how you're a redditor.

>>176566

99% sure this is a copypasta

>>176572

Stop embarrasing yourself with this 2012 4chan forced edginess. Everyone else has grown out of it

Best Woes video in a while. Do watch.

The part where he walked into his old room was incredibly touching, the fact that he spent 10 years or so in that small, dark room being a NEET and now he's travelled multiple countries in Europe and makes a living off YouTube is huge.

>>176575

Whop are you? Why is your only contribution to shill a video?

In my country there is problem

And that problem is transport

It take very very long

Because Australia is big

Throw transport down the well

So my country can be free

So my country can be free

We must make travel easy

Then we have a big party

In my country there is problem

And that problem is the Hue

They take everybody money

And they never give it back

Throw the Hue down the well

So my country can be free

So my country can be free

You must grab him by his horns

Then we have a big party

If you see the Hue coming

You must be careful of his teeth

You must grab him by his money

And I tell you what to do

Throw the Hue down the well

So my country can be free

So my country can be free

You must grab him by his horns

You must grab him by his horns

Then we have a big party

Then we'll have a big party

Throw the Hue down the well

Throw the Hue down the well

So my country can be free

So my country can be free

You must grab him by his horns

You must grab him by his horns

Then we have a big party

>>176576

>shill video

Woes has been talked about in the NEET threads before during the /aus/ days. Get lost.

>>176578

I didn't even know he was still around.

>>176575

Woes is the blackpill manifest, he should quit the political nonsense and just get on with his life, he looks like absolute shit.

>>176577

10/10 would sing at the pub

>>176577

lol, poor hue.

Great day at work today NEETs the internet was out the whole day and they aren't sure if its going to be back up tomorrow.

>>176583

8 hour paid coffee break ?

>>176583

Did any work get done?

>>176583

Does that mean you don't have to wageslave for the near future?

If so, welcome back.

>>176583

Nobody thought to tether a mobile phone?

>>176586

Poor wording, I meant the "if so" in a more of

"good for you" way.

>>176581

Looking for the banjo tab now.

>>176590

We can sing it round the campfire at the NEET commune too

This is the video I watched btw, I found some things related to our dear hue but now I have a horrifying image of him sensually touching other NEETs

The line should be

>If you see the Hue coming

>You must be careful of his Anime

>You must grab him by his Granny

>And I tell you what to do

>>176593

A good post

>>176593

very good HitlerNEET

Throw the Hue down the well

So my NEETGen can be free

So my NEETGen can be free

You must grab him by his Warts

You must grab him by his Warts

Then we have a big Barbie

Then we'll have a big Barbie

>>176584

close enough except i dont really talk to anyone

>>176585

i cleaned my desk and printed things.

>>176586

no i come into tomorrow and i may or may not do stuff depending on the internet.

>>176588

one person did but didnt want to set it up for the whole office.

>>176598

So they might make you sit there and do nothing?

I think you should get a stash of entertainment for the day ahead.

>>176597

Very good

But maybe a line about never accepting sausage from him ?

>>176600

what do you think we're using for the barbie

>>176599

i bought my 3DS today and was playing it in the office, no one really cared.

>>176602

Bully-worthy but I made the exact same mistake.

Do you have it homebrewed?

Due to lack of games I find myself mainly emulating with libretro, for instance I completed the first final fantasy on the 3DS.

I just happened to pull it up for the first time in months today, too. I'll get linux-3ds working later and see how it is.

Fuck it NEETs I can't take it anymore, I have given up on life I would rather be dead, I can no longer get my fried onion on top of my snag at Bunnings, it now must be placed on the bottom, Bastards https://www.news.com.au/finance/business/retail/the-humble-bunnings-snag-in-bread-is-facing-a-change-for-safety-reasons-people-are-not-happy/news-story/f7352271caf24245bd5c5b8be51abbbe

>>176603

>Do you have it homebrewed?

no, i dont even know what that means, care to explain.

i have just been playing super smash bros on it because that always amuses me.

>>176604

ONIONS ON THE BOTTOM ????

WHAT MADNESS IS THIS !!!

I blame hue

>>176606

>I blame hue

The eternal hue

>>176605

have you CFWed to be able to play pirated games

>>176607

tell me about Hue, why does he act like a jew

>>176609

He just do !

He just do the hue jew !

>>176610

so i can pirate games onto my 3DS? Just 3DS games? or is there other things i can download on to it?

>>176602

Which model did you get?

>>176612

With the current state of things you can pirate every 3DS game and almost every DS game, aswell as any games available for the homebrew emulators.

You may need to check whether you can get it at all, I haven't tried because I already did the deed on my 3DS years ago, but it seems like getting homebrew+CFW on the latest 3DS firmware which you probably have given you bought it yesterday is difficult.

Ausneets ?

Moar liek huetech

>>176615

m8 we get it, time to move on

>>176614