/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

>>177752

Are Jews even leventines though? they are some weird German and Polish mix.

Nobody has my interests at heard.

JEWS REEE

>>177749

why is that people think German made car are better than? is it just a prestige thing like apple products?

>>177762

I heard about your interests

LEVENTINE NIGGERS

>>177766

I drive an audi and mercedes, they are not bad

>>177763

Yes. $0.

Even Weber is disappointed in this thread.

I'm disappointed in everything and everyone. All the treads disappoint me so it's nothing new.

Yes, this thread and its title were made lazily

a

b

WASH THE EXECUTIVE PENIS

177777: Weber gets a GF

FUCK YEAH !!!

I got it

>>177781

Low quality.

>>177777

wew a boong gf

>>177780

ban boong wizard dot jpg

So what food are we having at tonight's council meeting?

>>177778

I dont plan to drink until next year.

>>177777

Does she do anal?

>>177788

Your boong gf will do whatever you like m8

>>177785

I'm not going. boong wizard has ruined an already shit day.

>>177791

Most unfortunate, we have some special guests joining us tonight.

>>177793

Indeed they did.

>>177785

Witchety grubs.

>>177795

We really must stop hiring boong wizard to do the catering

>>177777

OOOSHHH

how much weight did you lose this year, Weber?

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-11-15/marriage-equality-yes-vote-same-sex-wedding-lgbtqi/10488348

Fucking fags always making it about them

>>177799

Can't say I do.

>>177800

Since I got a gf my porn consumption has plummeted.

>>177801

They are a whinging bunch.

>>177799

go see a doctor

could be benign but it can be a sign of heart failure and kidney disease

I'm a health anxietyfag so I'm always sperging out about stuff like that

>>177777

What a terrible waste of quints.

>>177804

I want to see him banned if he does it again.

>>177799

I like this Pepe.

Roger David shutting all stores. Cheap suits, wagies.

Time for a few cans I think.

I'm very glad about the quints.

>>177811

You are small minded.

>>177812 what's got you so narky today NEET?

>>177812

YER A WOITE DOG

barfing aboriginal quints

Yer a whoite dog Harry

another afternoon of doing absolutely nothing

>>177817

Incredible.

what should i order for dinner neets

>>177818

>tfw incredibly depressed

>>177820

Lollipop jobs (at roadworks) are apparently well paid and in high demand and you only have to do this 2 day course that costs a few hundred dollars to get the cert

My brother says he wouldn't have bothered with uni if he had known

>>177819 A nice refreshing watermelon

>>177823

KFC and watermelon wouldn't be that bad actually

>>177822

I did the course a while ago but I still haven't used it. There were a fair few blokes just renewing their tickets who said you can get paid up to 26 ph but you get pressured into working ridiculously long shifts without enough time to sleep in between.

>>177823

Watermelons are rather refreshing, I might have to purchase one for the weekend. I hear yanks like to put salt on them which sounds utterly retarded.

>>177824

I don't know why they're supposed to go together, I mean I know the nigger joke but why do they like that in the first place

>>177826 Fucken yanks

>>177827

Well, the fried is pretty dry and salty

and watermelon is sweet and wet

>>177829 Ah I guess it's like a meaty dinner + dessert

There should be a NEET who we call MeatyNEET

>>177829

I find an apple tastes great after a sausage and egg sammitch

>>177831

>MeatyNEET

BigDickNEET?

>>177829

> sweet and wet

hot

>>177833

Large hams.

That British NEET with the meaty thighs.

>>177836

He put all of our Aussie NEETs to shame.

>>177813

just life

>>177838

Have a wank

I'll take a break from here I think

>>177841 Good idea

Fucking hipsters

>>177841

Six months off.

>>177844

For NEET behaviour

>>177846

Pirate Party Australia

https://pirateparty.org.au/

I'd never heard of them before but they look quite good

>>177847

>>177846

Ah, sorry,read a bit more

They're soft on refugees

>>177848

>They're soft on refugees

NK gets a little soft when he realises they are refugees.

>>177849

They're all Australian from behind

>>177850

Not all Australian made though…

>>177852

Has he revised his penis washing procedure?

>>177853

>>177852

True friends wash each other's penises. No homo.

>>177853

I'm not going to talk about things like that you vulgar animal!

>>177852

I'll be your non-degnerate friend, I promise.

>>177859

That's a shame.

>>177860

Just stop it. I don't understand any of this.

>>177852

>not making frens with degenerates

This is good advice.

>>177577

I did not return to this thread.

>>177761

Most of the ones in Israel are of Russian background. Moshe Dayan had an open immigration policy with them near the end of the cold war.

The Catch-up is on.

>>177867

Good evening sweetheart.

>>177578

Now you see me.

>>177767

>>177762

We heard they were quite lewd.

>>177867

Welcome home.

>>177868

You're the unironic neoreactionary right? I used to be like you.

>>177872

He's been here all day, you are trying to upset the janny.

>>177870

A wonderful sight.

>>177875

>Welcome home.

Thank you but I am not who you replied to.

>>177591

>tomato sauce and mayo

No thanks

>>177593

I only thought I missed the bumfingering

>>177880

Your NEETlore is not very good.

anyone else rubbed the wrong way by anime avatarfag?

>>177619

Nice, I expect to help you shuck it. Shuck it good.

>>177883

All the anime NEETs are a different breed.

>>177883

No, I think i know what he's on about, even though I disagree with him.

>>177771

wew, that is saying something.

>>177626

April the 8th.

>>177632

So not April the 8th.

>>177635

That's still not April the 8th.

>>177884

We will both shuck our own cobs, but we can sit next to each other while we do it.

>>177892

What if we use blindfolds?

>>177644

>i try and meditate my way out of wagery

Man, I wish I had your job. I haven't had a lunch break in 4 weeks tomorrow and I cried at work today after everyone went home. I am not handling shit. What did you get on your sub?

>>177778

I am going to pretend that was the get.

>>177894

Mate take a lunch break and set some boundaries for yourself about just how much you are willing to do and not to do.

A job isn't worth wrecking yourself over.

>>177894

Are you ok? this is a disturbing post. What are you handling exactly.

>>177789

I think we should try to get weber fit and friends. We got cheesey a gf with the gets but that was when Dan was just a side story and not the prime focus of the drop in NEETs.

>>177896

They asked if I was ok and I said yes but couldn't look at them so I just avoided eye contact til they fucked off then cried in the filing room like a looney.

>>177897

The more I try the harder shit seems to be, I am doing ok but I only get accredited for the shit I do wrong, which isn't all that much but I've always been very stressed and whatnot.

>>177900

I am concerned about you. Don't forget that you have other options. There are other jobs out there that might suit you better. Just because you fell into this one doesn't mean you have to stay there until it breaks you.

The gf is out getting her hair done so i finally have some time alone to smoke weed and put my headphones on. If i didnt have to pick her up id hit the cans too. I miss being a NEET degenerate so much

>>177900

Whats your Job? maybe you should start looking for a new one? Or try less and you will find out that you do the same about of mistakes no matter how much effort you put into it. i found that out with me. it was quite disheartening finding out my effort never really changed the result.

>>177799

You should see a physio and see a doctor to prescribe furosemide tablets.

Also lay on your back and do some leg raises and massage.

>>177902

>smoke weed

Not in the apartment I hope.

>I miss being a NEET degenerate so much

You were bored and miserable and your emotions were out of control.

>>177901

This, you don't want to end up having a full blown mental breakdown.

>>177902

iktf

>>177902

Smoke cyanide instead, degenerate.

>>177904

But what is the cause of it?

>>177907

Go play with your toys no fun.

>>177909

They aren't toys!

>>177657

ree

>>177696

1 poo

2 coffee's

probably 20 mints

>>177708

I don't like when I miss stuff.

>>177911

>20 mints

That can't be good for your mental state.

>>177908

Living like a NEET

Causes of fluid retention range from easily treated conditions through to serious and life-threatening diseases including kidney, liver or lung disease, heart failure and some forms of cancer . Consequently it is important that you consult your healthcare professional for a full check-up and diagnosis before commencing self-treatment.

Other causes may include:

Standing up for long periods of time (due to the effects of gravity on the fluids in the legs)

Circulatory issues, especially damage to the valves in the veins of the legs, which may allow blood to move against the normal direction of the bloodstream (i.e. away from the heart rather than towards it), and accumulate in the legs. This is known as chronic venous insufficiency, and may ultimately cause varicose veins.

Hormone fluctuations that occur prior to the menstrual period, during pregnancy, or when taking oral contraceptives

The use of certain medicines, including some blood pressure drugs, corticosteroids and anti-inflammatory medications

Hot weather

Burns (including sunburn)

Thyroid disease such as hypothyroidism (underactivity of the thyroid gland)

Allergies may also cause fluid retention. Note that sudden severe swelling may indicate a life-threatening form of allergic reaction called anaphylaxis. Call for emergency help immediately

>>177911

>I don't like when I miss stuff

It was a vile gif of anal prolapse.

hello NEETies

>>177915

Hullo

>>177737

They're cool

>>177757

They don't see the link between induced rage and narkiness.

Sometimes I think they do and just want o be depressed.

>>177913

DrNEET

>>177916

How are you coping NEETboy

>>177918

I was looking it up today.

>>177914

Oh.. I'm still glad I found out what it was.

>>177913

>Thyroid disease such as hypothyroidism (underactivity of the thyroid gland)

This is something I might look into. Maybe get a blood test or something to check it.

>>177809

Thanks for letting me know, that's where I get mine.

>>177917

It is just so silly how often the Jews get mentioned here.

>>177922

It's probably just that you are not doing much. It can often be something to do with your kidneys. Another NEET said that and heart disease which are common reasons for it.

Go see a doctor.

>>177919

I am doing okay. How are you?

>>177925

An excellent Dan.

>>177924

why wouldn't we mention the race of our ruler

>>177920

Do you suffer from it too?

>>177924

I keep getting pulled into it too because I spent so much time as a /pol/lack.

>>177927

>tfw stressed

>>177930

Nah, I was looking up the medication one of the participants is on.

>>177905

Ive reverted back to my natural lazy state lately. Im accomplished all the things id planned to do. I need to get back on the train somehow, lack of achievement is a bottomless pit for me. I was thinking of joining a gym but im not sure i have the self discipline to maintain that yet

>>177933

>she sniffs out and chases neat animals

You need to be careful mate one day she will find a snake.

>>177816

A friend for the big and the small.

Just thinking about him makes me feel comfy. I miss lazy early nights watching that and heartbeat when I was a kid.

>>177934

of the R A P E project?

>>177929

It isn't relevant to anything here. A NEET needs to live a small life, well below the goings on of rulers.

>>177822

Yeah, they are good paying.

>>177932

What is stressing you out mate?

>>177939

You say that but NK is very important to the Gen

Or do you hate UNNA posting too

>>177941

Work

>>177935

>joining a gym

Start small. Buy a couple of dumbbells and 30kg of weights and do a few simple things at home.

>>177826

My nan makes a salad with them and onions. I am unsure if she is just getting old or if that is an actual thing, it's pretty nice especially with fish.

>>177944

I dont have the room, i was doing that previously too. It seems like a good outlet for my wage rage too.

>>177852

>People here are not my frens either

Some of are.

>>177939

Wrong. NEET didn't exist before the western world got schlomo'd. Closest thing was living in a monastery or if you were the offspring of an aristocrat or an Earl / Duke or some such thing. How quaint.

>>177857

There isn't one.

>>177859

>who did you trust?

>>177901

I doubt there are any that are full time for me.

>>177903

I am a support coordinator for an NDIS provider.

I just need to get better I think.

>>177912

Probably not. I am heavily reliant on them.

>>177952

>I just need to get better

This doesn't strike me as being the right way to think about the issue.

>>177933

Be careful she doesn't go a snake, even those lizards have a venom or something that fucks shit up.

>>177955

I am your friend. Friends can say things to one another that you couldn't say to a stranger and are allowed to have differences of opinions. We are all very good friends and we accept each other for who we all are. We are some of the truest friends that anyone could have.

>>177955

Why do you look down on us, we're trying the best we can, I mean fuck what do you do, are you a ragie wagie or a fleetie NEETie

>>177944

I got some of those after I bought the home gym because I thought the gym was too much. I don't use them either.

>>177952

What does My casefile say

>>177954

It is how I will solve the issue.

>>177957

I know you really believe that, I just hope that when something happens to teach you that you are wrong you are able to handle it.

>>177957

>>177958

He believes he is above all of you, a sovereign appointed by god, but rules over nothing.

>>177960

Anxiety and depression with a slight intellectual disability.

Substance using and all staff must always use PPE.

>>177961

I have a feeling the issue will go unsolved if that is your approach. But good luck mate.

>>177925

Thank you.

>>177963

>A king of the abyss

So he's actually NEET King

>>177965

>Slight

>Implying

The only substance I take is goon and occasionally a cig

>>177962

The closest NEET I have is you and you have proved that it is true.

>>177965

>PPE

What is that?

>>177970

Safety wear

>>177968

That is substance and we say slight because with a FOI you can obtain our records.

>>177970

Proper protective equiptement

>>177963

Perhaps he is.

>>177973

Personal, but same difference.

>>177972

I know your information though

A 28yo Boong Jew that rapes NEETs and steals their data

>>177975

What do you think of Abos

Also does this mean you'll never make an OP

>>177977

>NK working with the disabled.

This is not the first time you have confused us, we share the same birthday. Our aura's are intertwined.

>>177975

>You don't get to decide this on your own

Yes I do, that is just another difference of opinion and I respect your right to disagree, even if you are wrong.

i'm pretty excited for One Piece: World Seeker it's probably the first game i have been excited for in a long time.

>>177979

You were born with the same outfit, too.

>>177979

Whats your birthday then

>>177983

My cock was cut though

>>177981

why

can we ban avatarfagging

>>177986

it looks fun

>>177984

27th September

>>177989

It has a post-gen6 console version and it's by bandai namco.

Its chances of being good are below 0%.

>>177988

So you don't find Abos humorous in a sort of looking in a zoo sort of way

Do you have no actual fun my man

>>177987

What counts as Avatarfagging? is it every post?

>>177985

That is how they will tell us apart.

>>177990

Oh no you got me You didn't but when the NEETs take over we'll establish 27th of September as a public holiday ala Queens Birthday

>>177988

>No, frenship requires consent.

No it doesn't friend.

>>177995

Cunt. Yes I did. I celebrated your bday then.

>>177938

That's a top secret project m8

>>177994

Oh now I undertsand your post Cruisey

I thought you were saying that us two had the same B-day not that you and NK did

>>177993

I 100% support this its fucking annoying having to look at anime posters every 10 seconds fuck

>>177951

kek

>>177991

If its got nico robin in it its going to be good in my books.

>>177999

I thought I was talking to him. Which NEET are you remember I can check but it takes more effort than it's worth

>>178000

So karen and oriental poster are fine but the excessive ones are annoying.

Update: my internet is still out.

>>177991

Bandai Namco sometime make good fighting games

>>178004

I forget you're a mod cruisey

So I'm not in the mood for another argument with mummy about drinking.

I think I'll spend $20 to buy four of those passion pops that neet recommended, but I need a sneaky way to chill two of them tonight without getting caught. Ideas appreciated.

>>178008

So do I most of the time.

>>178006

Amazing you are so connected to the dreamtime that you can post even without internet

>>178001

I wish we had a higher quality NK face picture like monks.

>>178004

>I can check

Big Brother Cruisey (BBC)

>>178009

Drink them before you walk in and park on the street leaving the evidence in the car.

>>178008

Wait.. someone other than the resident rapist has a cut willy?

>>178015

A brethren posadist?

>>177992

They are a cruel mockery of humans, it's insulting. They are so hideous that I never want to have to see them.

>>178012

I actually like it, it's low quality makes NKs persona as a mysterious rapist better

>>178009

Get an esky or one of those cooker lunchbox things with the spacewrap on the inside.

>>178013

Always watching, never paying attention.

>>178019

Good point, could we handle the truth of seeing NK? It makes me wonder.

>>178018

How can you be so ignorant, Aboriginals are superior to filthy Humans, with their partial florencese mix it puts them above such a vile species

While the White man, who is part neanderthal is above them both while the pathetic Kike cries that he is a degenerate human like the niggers and not a great neanderthal

>>178017

>>178015

Have you all drunk your up and go today?

>>178023

As a member of the council I do not support posadists but do support making fist contact

>>178023

>fist contact

I will bring the soothing lotion and get the dolphins to apply it generously.

>>178025

The nuclear fires will restore the golden age of NEETdom.

>>178026

Vanilla is the best flavour for up and go's

>>178026

I've drunk my up and goon

I might download and watch the matrix again.

>>178030

Yes.

>>178031

No.

>>178026

I'm thinking if getting back on the up and gos, it makes breakfast much easier.

>>178032

I watched it a few months ago, not a bad movie.

>>178024

White cunts experience engine knock with petrol while abos are able to handle any octane.

>>178031

Have another sip

>>178036

Abos have a flex fuel sensor in their ecu's, able to run on E85 with no chance of engine knock.

>>177988

>No, frenship requires consent.

We will rape you with our friendship

>>178039

Genetic superiority

>>178039

Abos are the Ork Meks of races

I will always despise the British for not wiping out Abos during the colonial era.

>>178039

An insightful post

>>178042

Can you sniff 3L of 98 in a single sitting?

>>178009

Well you might be surprised but a really good informative video on how to hide your habits from mumbot exists

>>178009

Leave them hidden in the driveway and then retrieve them when she goes to bed. Or in the backyard and quickly sneak em in while shes busy. Its what i used to do, flawless system

>>178043

kek, what a unique thought

>>178046

I just buy a $29 bottle of vodka every week or so.

>>178043

I don't, I despise them for the breeding programs but they should of made abos into a zoo, where we watch them get on the Emus, rape some neets, get on the Dexies and rape some more

I know you know no fun but still you gotta admit it's great

>>178043

They were all tired out after doing Tasmania

Be fair m8, they're not used to the heat.

>>178046

ah, a classic video

>>178029

The baptism of fire to emigrate to the holy land.

The few times i have got drunk I drunk some of my parents rum, contreau and coffee liquer they keep in the fridge but dont drink

>>178046

I don't like how you pronounce words ending in r.

>>178046

That is the space wrap I meant, I knew I had seen it done before

>>178055

>Not knowing NK

>Also not knowing I'm not NK

>>178046

A classic video, I still think NK is some type of yank with his accent.

>>178057

Fuck off Yank spy.

>>178058

his dad is a jew seppo, his mum is a top unna gin

>>178058

If he's a yank then …. is his boong half really a nigger half ?

>>178058

Many of his vids are

as is this

>>178046

My video has to be this one to be quite honest

>>178061

I think he might be half Canadian, a literal LEAF

>>178063

* favourite video, I mean

>>178064

Half canadian Jew, half UNNA?

>>178064

That's even worse than being a nigger

>>178068

Nice.

>>178063

What an animal.

>>178068

noice

>>178068

Not consistent enough, overloaded and a wonky mix of textures

>>178070

I wish I had such a superior goon cave set up tbqh

>>178068

An interesting meal.

>>178068

>store bought tendies

>>178070

What an UNNAimal

>>178072

Went to make sushi and realised had no seaweed paper left then used the salad for tendie wraps and cooked some tendies.

I'm gonna have 2 pasties, an apple and ehisky

>>178078

*whisky

>>178077

Fair enough, also why is your nig misso such a weeb

>>178078

>an apple

Which variety?

>>178082

Umm … green variety ?

Granny smith I think

>>178080

Goodnight redpilled matrix man.

>>178080

G'night m8

>>178083

>Granny smith

Tart flavour, can be very satisfying to eat.

>>178078

>eHisky

hmmm

>Tfw threw up in my mouth and there was some foil

uhhhh

>>178080

Sweet dreams my swole NEET

>>178089

>swole

I wish.

>>178086

Golden delicious is best.

>>178090

You will be.

>>178086

Yeah, I don't like them too sweet

>>178091

I agree.

>>178094

I haven't had one in years.

>>178088

Why have you been eating foil ?

>>178097

I dont remember eating foil

>>178081

Fuck knows, it's weird aye. Her brothers and sisters are sort of too.

>>178098

That is somewhat disturbing then

>>178096

Me neither. I don't think they sell them at supermarkets any more. We used to grow them on one of the branches of our apple tree but that was a long time ago. They were so crisp.

>>178099

They are culturally dislocated persons.

>>178101

>one of the branches of our apple tree

Did you have different breeds grafted on one tree?

>>178103

Bloody race traitor trees

>>178099

does her brother seek out gook pussy or some shit

>>178103

Yes. We had golden delicious, Jonathan and Macintosh I think.

>>178104

We need to stop the reds and the greens mixing together

>>178105

Nah my misso got em all in to it except the youngest who grew up here with naruto and other gay shit.

>>178106

They sound like Male Escort names

Niggers and nigger lovers deserve the noose.

>>178106

That's a great idea, I have never seen that.

>>178110

A racist posts

>>178110

Preach etc.

>>178113

Because ScoMo told me about his exploits

>>178113

20 mins with Golden Delicious will rock your world.

>>178107

Didn't they already form the Labour party ?

>>178112

Yes.

>>178114

Yes.

>>178118

So … double anal ?

>>178117

heh

>>178119

Triple or nothing.

I am a man of refined tastes, 20 mins with Granny Smith for me.

>>178121

Sounds like a pain in the arse to me

>>178122

MILF NEET is back.

>>178117

you mean took over, the labour party used to be good

>>178125

Before the 70's they were

>>178125

>>178127

They were rife with communists starting in the 1920s.

>>178100

Eh I've had more disturbing

I once woke up in a really confined space after a few too many goons, was screaming and shit, then got out, realising it was my boot and that I also drove out to a fucking random spot in the middle of nowhere

That was fun

Both major parties are full of social Marxists that are anti-Australian.

>>178128

They had Arthur Caldwell though Then he was killed by Gough Whitlam

>>178129

What a sad story.