/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

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FRIDAY NIGHT MUTHAFUCKAAASSSS

>>178512

I hardened myself earlier

>>178512

Ok, Ill stop the lazy posting. My new cafe jobs taking it out of me, especially the early starts, but it isnt too difficult and I quite like it. >tfw tired

Why not have one cyclical thread

>>178524

and lose a rich history?

>>178524

YOU WANT US TO CHANGE THINGS ???

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>178524

no

>>178512

Decent thread

Might head to the casino tonight mates

>>178529

you fell for the gambling jew

>>178529

You'll lose all your money

>>178507

don't mind them

like 15 bucks for 6 big boy cans

>>178529

You shall win big and meet the gf of your dreams

>tfw severely zesty

>tfw severely impressed

>>178531

Ill just take it easy and limit myself to 500, pay day afterall

>tfw severely undressed

>tfw severely infested

>>178536

I couldn't even imagine gambling $100

>>178536

>500

I hope you are joking mate. That is very irresponsible.

>voluntary house arrest

>>178538

With an influx of boong women?

>>178541

CriminalNEET

>>178542

aboriginal gonherea influx

long meaty labia

>>178544

high frequency poos

>>178540

I think he's taunting us poor NEETs with his vast disposable income

Aboriginal anal exacerbation

exaggerated aboriginal ejaculation

low quantity poos

>>178547

I dont think it is but weber has a lot of income

>>178551

it isn't me, and $500 is a silly amount of a pay packet to throw away

>>178550

honest aboriginal digestion

Just pullin ya dicks. Ill put 50 on blackjack and spend my winnings on stubbies like a boong

>paid 45 usd to do a pretty mediocre commission

such is the life

>>178554

Is black jack a boong ?

I wouldn't leave my money on a boong m8, it's not safe

Mummy doesn't like it when I watch sex scenes in TV shows or movies.

>>178557

Turn them up louder.

>>178557

Does Mummy's special little NEET get excited while watching sexual scenes on TV?

>>178559

They make my willy feel funny

>>178559

>special little NEET get excited

hot

Excited NEETs

>>178560

Have a wank

>>178562

Soon, soon…

>>178558

I mute the speakers and make sure nobody is behind me.

>>178559

Sometimes. Why?

>>178565

>make sure nobody is behind me.

Must be a real special moment.

>>178566

I do that too but I'm checking for NK

>>178567

Very good mindset tbh

>>178569

Judaic-Aboriginal collaboration

>>178570

No other nation anywhere,not even niggers, shows solidarity with the boongs

Except the jews

Expecting a high quantity poo tomorrow. Finished dinner one and two then an apple.

Holy shit

jews did sorry day

https://www.jta.org/2008/02/13/news-opinion/world/jews-key-to-aboriginal-reconciliation

>>178573

Where do you find this shit?

>>178573

Did they say sorry to the palestinians?

>>178574

just by googling shit like aboriginal jews

Jews and Aboriginals are God's chosen people.

>>178577

Be careful when you search NEET King in Google, he'll find out where you live.

>>178503

>incel board please.

We often have forced sex with expired aboriginal prostitutes.

Thank you, for that bum rash post.

>>178580

I found one the other day with a '96 expiry date

>>178583

Must have been awfully dusty, could she say "no".

>>178584

Nah, she didn't make any noise actually

>>178585

Not even a rattle?

>>178586

Would there be anything spookier than a boong skelington?

>>178587

>just imagined that straight up inhuman skull charging at me

Absolutely not

>>178588

>>just imagined that straight up inhuman skull blowing me

>>178589

hot

>>178588

Who are you quoting

>>178590

necrophiliabboa

>>178591

his thoughts

BRAAAAAP

Youse cunnos on the grog yet or what

>>178596

yep

>>178596

nah

>>178596

No. I have to drive in a minute.

>>178596

Grog is for boongs.

>>178596

no

>>178596

Going to be getting on it shortly, bought myself a longneck of Coopers sparkling and Grant’s scotch, there where 3 police cars outside Dan’s, do you NEETs reckon he’s in trouble for using the iron bar too much? There where’s couple of qt checkout girls today at Dan’s a strawberry blonde and a girl with these nice freckles and darker hair. Some kind of wog Ithink, but such delights are out of reach for a NEET like me. Anyway nearly at my mate’s. Have a good one NEETs

>>178512

That is a peculiar pepe. I have not seen that one before.

>>178392

>Is it even worth trying to get a job?

Gotta die some way.

>>178521

I never understood /v/, Mark seems like a dick either way.

>>178606

I don't remember where it is from or what it means.

>>178607

Bleak sentiments.

>>178606

It's not a real pepe, these aren't real neets and this is not a real ausneets thread

>>178611

Only two of those things are correct.

>>178613

Boongs aren't real

>>178397

> I was MiningNeet 12months ago

Ah fuck, I remember you mate. How's things?

Are you back to the NEETdom?

>monk got v&

Monk got banned for being a knobhead, so did NK.

I didn't mean mining and getting paid a wage, dad has a house in Coober Pedy and I can just dig that and go back on dsp. Even if I find something worth a bit, as long as I sell it in dribs and drabs they wont kick me off the dole.

>Most boongs live like poor white folks.

Most NEETs live worse than the one's fucked from the sniff.

>>178524

We need to preserve our identity, not replace it with more boong posts.

>>178536

>limit myself to 500

You are on a different level to the rest of us.

>>178398

>we made it.

One day buddy.

>>178552

Oh, I thought it was too.

>>178400

Are you going to take pics of the progress like the last time? You should drive it to the dump or somewhere in bits, it'll give you an excuse to get out.

>>178401

That's pretty clever.

>>178615

Have you informed the missus of her potential exciting new life as a bush opal miner yet?

>>178617

maybe he meant 500 cents?

>>178555

I don't get what you mean.

>>178623

I never was when I moved there. Dad did it at least 5 times as a kid, I got in the car to go for a drive and we'd move to the other side of the fucking state. She'll accept it or she wont. There's a bus once a week if she want's to come back.

>>178621

>Are you going to take pics of the progress like the last time?

I suppose I could. It is not really that exciting.

>>178559

The better question is, does Mummy get excited?

3rd tallboy down, off to crown to wipe this frown

>>178627

We are all unexciting people except for shire but collectively we are almost one functional person.

>>178629

Give your winnings to a beggar.

>>178626

I'm not sure if you're serious.

>>178571

They can see the bigger picture. When you control the cards you know where the money will end up.

>>178633

Neither am I. Think of the excitement of seeing all my finds from fossicking. Then think of the times we'd have when the missus isn't around and I get to hang out with any weirdo from the interweb.

>>178406

I have a chest that was a mate's (who's in her 70's or 80's) mothers from when she came to Australia. I have filled it with old welding shit and scrap metal.

How much are they selling the drawers for?

>>178587

A ghost skelington.

>>178411

There is a lot of stress, I am unsure if I can hack it.

>>178415

I don't like shrinks but yeah, I probably should see him. He is a fancy one that is very expensive. I've only had one higher end psych.

>>178636

>How much are they selling the drawers for?

$150. They will never get it. They are worth $40 at most.

>>178418

A family burger box, a 10 pack of wicked wings, a citrus drink thing and a pepsi

>>178640

>$150.

Is it hard wood?

>>178591

>he can't read other NEETs thoughts.

>>178593

>>who am I quoting?

>>178642

>Is it hard wood?

That is a very personal question.

But it looks just like cheap pine to me.

>>178421

A silly /lgbt/ nonsense themed post. Not bad mate but that stuff is bad for your bumhole.

>>178427

Gday matey, I hope you are going alright.

might meditate for 10 minutes and try stop sperging out

>>178641

>a 10 pack of wicked wings

My favourite.

>>178644

If you rub it right it may stand like a tall golden oak.

>>178648

I like dipping them in the potato and gravy,

>>178436

Welp.

>>178650

I haven't tried that but I never get potato and gravy. I don't think I've ever tried it I just assume it tastes terrible because how could it not?

>>178595

Hmm.

>>178437

I just wanted that NEET to have a nice day

>>178654

That was kind of you.

>>178652

It isn't great. The potato is very soft. In the burger box's there is one and some wicked wings.

>>178448

Thanks mate but you have enough on your plate.

>>178601

None of these comic strips are very funny.

>>178487

I do, every time you post them. I still don't understand.

>>178603

It does look a bit like NK though.

>>178659

>>178658

I agree with both these posts.

>>178660

Less so with this one.

>>178660

he has a very big nose

>>178661

>Less so with this one.

He has had a hair cut.

I saw a blue astra driving erratically on my way home from wagecuck duties today

Is this a sign from neet god himself? What does it all mean?

>>178662

It's a honker.

>>178518

Thank you.

>>178664

Prepare your anus.

>>178666

It was no problem.

>>178665

honk.

>>178669

xx

>>178670

My mother sent me a text saying just "xx" the other day. Oh how I laughed.

>>178671

She sends those to all the neets

>>178672

Then they can deal with all her mental bullshit from now on.

>>178671

lol

Maybe her and I are more similar than you would like to believe.

>>178647

Did it work?

>>178671

yeah I got one from her as well

>>178674

She has her good points.

>>178677

I'm sure she does. I'm sorry that the real her is surrounded by her condition.

Song has nothing to do with it, just what I'm listening to. The bass and rhythm guitar is cool.

>>178596

what does this even mean

>>178678

>the real her is surrounded by her condition

I am not sure if this is the correct way to view a person with mental illness or not. I will have to give it some thought.

>>178647

I had a mild spergout at work today.

>>178682

What happened?

>>178680

u drinku the beeru yet?

>>178679

Embrace your inner sixteen year old girl and have fun, neet

>>178681

That is not the right way to put it but you need to remind yourself to view the person as an individual not as a diagnosis. They are not their illness.

>>178686

It can be hard to know which parts of their behaviour are caused by mental illness and which parts are just them being a cunt. Or are they really separate at all? Maybe it is more like a merger.

>>178683

Difficulties working on that shitheap BMW X5 from yesterday, lost my composure, said a few bad words and kicked my toolbox, foreman told me to chill out and go for a 5 minite walk.

>>178684

ヅリンクダベエル＊

>>178687

There is a guy who is a participant who I have built a strong relationship with who is very similar to that.

He has said that he is unable to wash himself, he only wants female staff. He spergs out at them and calls them all sorts then blames his disability. He knows what he is doing though. It is very difficult. I convinced him to get an OT to assess his ability to wash himself by saying that if the report comes back that he can't wash himself then they can't say no.

One of the support staff ruined it though by asking him if he can wipe his own ass, he said hes so she told him to wash himself. He flipped out at her a few shifts later, made her cry then said that when he is having an episode he doesn't know what he is doing. He didn't want her back but that was really just because he didn't want to face what he fucked up. Interesting case.

>>178689

We don't speak anime here mate

>>178690

>He has said that he is unable to wash himself, he only wants female staff.

That's a bit suspect.

>>178688

That's not so bad.

>>178689

>ヅリンクダベエル＊

Drinkadabel *

Who what?

>>178688

Remember it's not the inanimate object making you angry, it's you making youself angry

>>178691

im pretty sure there is one NEET who does.

>>178693

I know, but it's embarrassing to let your emotions get the better of you.

>>178695

Indeed.

>>178694

drink the beer

>>178692

Yeah, then he kicks out any that don't wash him or tell him off for his lewdness, he is a dirty old man, with a serious intellectual disability. He has a condition where the two hemispheres of his brain aren't connected properly.

>>178696

Wouldn't surprise me if nofun did. He strikes me as the "sit down and memorize endless kanji" type

>>178690

Some of that sort of bad behaviour may be caused by mental illness but some of it can be caused by just being frustrated and angry about their lot in life, and then they take it out on everyone around them. Maybe they get indulged a bit because of their disability and once they know they can get away with it it gets worse.

Or maybe it is entirely caused by an injury to some part of their brain and it is not fair to say anything to them about it. You can never know for sure.

>>178700

yeah makes sense to me.

>>178702

either way it would be a horrible way to live and it would be a very difficult /upsetting job for those helping him

>>178702

He's also in his 60's so when he grew up people like him were institutionalised. When they were in there they were told they were incapable of doing anything. Now the industry tries to get people to do as much as they can for themselves. He wants everything done for him. He has also conditioned himself to know that if he keeps acting disabled he will get his own way.

He has kicked out all but three or four of the female staff.

>>178704

Nah, he's alright, you just need to hold your own while at the same time agree with him. If he says he needs washing start washing his back and where he actually needs help and praise him for doing the areas you don't want to wash.

>>178706

Is there a point where you can refuse him service?

>>178696

I do as well

>>178705

you know japNEET I have had sex with your sister and her dog woofie

>>178711

You'll turn into an emu if you keep drinking those.

>>178711

You boong.

>>178708

Yeah but then he will flip out and not want you back. You need to make it his decision.

It's probably bribery.

>You wash yourself and then we'll go to the park and see the dogs

etc.

>>178705

Can some kind NEET post the Dan version of this.

>>178715

Why were you going to get the sack?

>>178711

You're going to disappoint Dan.

>>178719

G'night …. clown NEET

>>178719

Sweet dreams my beloved and commendable NEET.

You can do anything you put your mind to.

>>178719

Goodnight honker.

>>178719

Goodnight Honk-if-Your-Horny NEET

>>178688

What was wrong with it?

>>178725

A soulless scene. Turn back.

>>178726

Nothing wrong with it, just a routine major service.

>>178717

I went on a delivery to another town. One hour then then one hour back. Spent way too much time getting lunch and other stuff. They weren't impressed when I returned. Had a good time nonetheless.

>>178725

A big night planned?

>>178730

That is an abomination

>>178732

post a better one then.

>>178729

That was not good behaviour.

>>178730

Emperor Dan.

>>178735

All shall bow down before him

>>178735

His crown is made out of Asahi cans.

>>178730

This is what Craig's henchmen will see before too long

>>178734

Oh well. Got another job so I'm not quite feeling the neet anxiety.

>>178738

Dan does not fraternize with the abos of europe

>>178739

Bow wow a wow ,wow wow

>>178741

But Dan is an Irishman.

>>178741

Dan is a European abo

That's why he beats the boongs so hard with that bar

self hatred

>>178743

On the inside he was an Israeli

Doing a poo atm

>>178746

keep us updated

Found the unedited version

>>178749

No wonder our boong went to a more accepting liquor merchant

>>178751

POO REVIEW

This poo scores two

Not good for you

>>178751

what the hell do you eat?

>>178754

aboriginals,dexies and foil

>>178754

Emu's and HSP's

>>178757

That is what the poo poo stool is for. Why don't you have one?

>>178757

That's a funny looking road

>>178757

If you had sloppy poo you'd get it on your foot

Remember when we had friends and shit?

Wonder what those fuckheads are doing?

>>178762

Get a stool.

>>178758

I have one almost every morning.

>>178761

I've got one friend left

>>178757

I for one do greatly enjoy that the squatter in the image is browner and skinnier looking

>>178761

I have 4 friends but dont see them often except for 1

>>178766

Fuck that cunt off.

>>178761

I don't know, hopefully having a better life than me

>>178769

That guy is enjoying pooping WAY too much

>>178771

He sells me drugs though

>>178774

Be a good samaritan and dob him in

>>178775

No, he's my friend

>>178775

And steal his stash.

>>178776

Borrow his stash.

>>178774

Would he ever see you if not for the drugs bit?

>>178769

Or instead of wasting money on retarded stools to fix an improper shitting method, you can shit on the designated shitting streets.

>>178780

>>178779

Yeah we go to the pub for a feed and a drink

And he gives me free stuff

>>178781

They don't have those outside of melbourne yet, hueneet

>>178782

Sounds like he's bribing you mate

>>178767

I had a dream last night where I was in a city, I guess it was Melbourne but it wasn't really, it just was in my dream and I was in my work suit and went on some bus and hung out with some druggie delinquents on it after their type of people tried to rob me. That's how I ended up on a bus. I lost my belt so I was trying to keep my pants up. I went past that really gooky looking area that monk or whoever took a picture of a week or so ago. I woke up with a sore urethra and needed to poo. I think I need to get my prostate checked.

>>178785

Lol, nah.I've known him for 10 years before he started selling

>>178784

I dob people in for watching anime.

>>178786

Many of those pajeets have their pants worryingly close to the defecation zone

>>178789

the world needs more men like you

>>178772

My friends probably are, or those fuckheads that I used to call friends.

You guys are my only friends. I love you cunts.

>>178761

Almost all of them are settled down, with respectable careers, wives, young families.

And a couple of them are dead.

I'm in some in between place.

>>178781

Then we'd all have to change our toilets in to shrines.

Where have you been all day PakiNEET?

>>178794

In my experience when your mates get wived they're not allowed to hang out with singles/NEETs

>>178792

>>178791

I'm the Australian people write poetry about. Real rybuck shearer.

>>178794

I have no idea what they are doing, I don't have facebook or anything to be able to stalk them

>>178796

Depends on the guy, how much of a boss he is of the wife. I've seen it go to each extreme end of the spectrum. The one with the filipina wife might as well be her personal shitting stool.

>>178797

I saw a guy shear a sheep once

Well … that's what he said he was doing

The police arrested him

It's all very confusing

>>178801

My uncle was a gun shearer, he took me out mulesing once. That was fun.

>>178800

True, does depend on the guy

2 of my mates became househusbands and they're such sad cunts now

>>178799

Neets are decidedly heterosexual so those rules need not apply

>>178801

Is that why you moved across the tasman?

>>178805

Don't get caught taking photos.

>>178806

I remember the days when /aus/ was locked in a fierce battle with /suicide/ and some loli board. Funny how /suicide/ outlasted that place

>>178808

don't they kick you out for that?

>>178803

They drank the gender equity Kool Aid and ended up with metaphorical AIDS

>>178810

thats why he said dont get caught

>>178810

I don't know, the only time I've been they kicked me out.

>>178809

/suicide/ has disappeared, truly a successful board

>>178809

People liking a thing just because it has waifus is in very poor taste, and never has the lasting power.

People will always wanna die, but eventually all the people who post will

>>178811

Very much so

Their wives lend them their balls back on their birthdays if they've been good boys

I lost 60 dollars

>>178806

Eh we're a low user board since we're Australian

though honestly our PPH can get insane, in fact at this very moment we are the 3rd highest PPH board

>>178814

What a shame. Some of the retarded methods people were suggesting (I remember one discussing how many cherries you would have to eat to die) were genuinely entertaining. The helping people off themselves thing was probably never going to be allowed long term though

In fact should we try and get our board up to 120 PPH, should we all try and make 20 posts each an hour

>>178817

I fucked your mum for $60

>>178820

Ill get on it

>>178821

Some NEET paid me $60 to dress as his mum

>>178814

It still works for me, unless you mean.. ….

>>178823

you were a good fuck

>>178822

thanks NK

>>178816

It's like you're literally describing my m8 with the filo wife. Are these two you mention also yellow fever sufferers? Just out of curiosity

>>178817

You could have got 24 litres of goon with that

>>178826

Im not NK…

>>178825

I paid john $60 to take my place

Nope, both Aussie Uni educated women

Both called Bec funnily enough

>>>/pol/12394678

NK you boong, nice thread

>>178829

sup Hitler

>>178831

Bec or Beth, these are cursed names

>>178831

go for it mate, we need a NEET with a white GF

>>178834

what strange reason do you have have for saying they are cursed names?

>>178833

hi

>>178836

sup hitler

>>178832

/pol/friends are a funny species

>>178837

Not him but 100% of my friends who married women called Bec are now depressed boring house husbands

>>178840

It's down but the thread was "Is it ok to rape a Jew"

The answer is no means yes, yes means anal

>>178837

All the Bec's and Beth's I've known have been witches from the nether realm

>>178844

m88

Are you finding work as a pest controller

>>178843

Heh same here, Rebecahs can be nice, though Becs aren't

>>178842

It's not advisable to rape a yenta in the arse: you get poo on your dick and she enjoys it

Was listening to this with my eyes closed and all of a sudden there was 32 posts.

>>178848

Night

>>178848

Goodnight oriental fancier.

>>178848

See you

>>178847

does she like Boong Schlong

>>178849

see

>>178820

>>178818

That is also because the rest of them are in shit areas of the world like everywhere that isn't Australia.

>>178846

There's a world of difference between these even though to the untrained eye it would appear not the case

>>178854

By the time this song is over I expect us to be at 380 posts.

>>178856

there would be many in the US, which isnt that shit

>>178855

the gf 2019 audition phase

>>178855

Is John going to try and win 2019

its been 4 hours and there are 341 posts, most are poor quality poo posts, we must up the quality

>tfw probably drunk

>>178862

I rate this post 3/10

>>178859

The US is very shit.

>>178865

not compared to most countries

>>178859

America is 3rd world teir

>>178867

Most shit countries are less than 50% white

As is America

>>178867

The only thing you should compare anything to is Aus. It is all shit except for us.

>>178870

ahaha true

>>178868

in 10 years

>>178859

>>178865

Really depends on which specific locality you visit. The good areas are downright wholesome, and their friendliness is way off the charts for anything you'd see in oz.

>>178873

yes the midwest seems like one of the greatest places on earth

>>178873

The US is shit, stop sympathising with yanks. They are fucked.

Fuck There's a loungeroom next to me.

>>178875

We need the yanks to nuke the chinks

I wonder if the afterhopurs phone will ring. I have that cum junkie again.

>>178877

lets not

>>178877

why cant the russians do that

>>178877

You love them so much, go live with them.

With or against.

Im filling this post in because its one less poo post

>>178870

Australia had potential to be spectacular but then we ended the WAP

>>178878

This post scares and confuses me

>>178884

I know.

>it's hard to leave when you can't find the door

>>178881

Well, that escalated quickly

Your mamma

>>178882

Stick your dick teeth in to it.

>>178886

You're*

>>178887