/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

poo

>>179271

You ruined it.

>>179272

shit

>>179274

anime is most uncouth

>tfw severely depressed

Agreed. I am growing tired of all this chan culture and immature manchild rhetoric. This should be a forum for mature, self-aware unemployed or recebtly employed men.

You cunnos need to put on the big boy pants and act like respectable denizens of the virtual NEET commune.

>>179276

have a bit of time set aside to enjoy your hobbies and try to push those stressful thoughts out of your mind

>>179277

Well said.

>>179277

The boongs at cenno would be very disappointed that we are their only online representation

>>178476

That is quite alright m8, I appreciate your concern.

Yeah, they have told me once I am off their service, that I will have to go onto that 10 visits a year thing. Honestly, that is alright but ideally not enough. It was very comfy having my support worker come around to my house every week or two and just talking with me, because on a practical level, I have no one to else to hang out with in real life to discuss things with. My brother doesn’t like talking about anything that doesn’t concern him, he is very one-sided with conversations, and my mother is beyond useless.

Hopefully we can both get things on track a bit more.

>>178998

>Just wondering if theres anywhere mental health services that don't cost an arm and leg because I don't think I can wait until next year.

There is the free state government service, which I have been on for 2 and a bit years, you will have to get a referral from your GP though. But I might be going off that soon, because apparently I am doing fine. I disagree, but I lack the motivation to care.

>How has work been going? been up to anything else?

I am actually at work now, once again. That is why I take ages to reply to anything, which wasn't helped considering I stayed up until 2am last night doing meaningless shit. I'll make a proper update post later.

>>179277

>immature manchild rhetoric

That guy the other day who said he could never have a gf because he was circumcised made my jaw drop. It was a new low. I felt embarrassed to be here.

>>179277

>eating an onion with sriracha on it

respect is earned

>tfw severely impressed

>>179283

That was rather uncomfortable, we need to make this place comfy again.

>>179271

1 post and youve failed

>>179288

All the anime stuff you post doesn't improve things. That is prime manchild.

>>179288

>posts embarrassing chinese cartoons

>>179282

It is always good to hear how you're doing Cheesy.

tbh i like coming here because some of you guys make me feel normal

This might help someone who wants to stop masturbating. In a moment of blessing i came to the realization that, if i gave up to my desires that would be like betraying my convictions. As if i'm not that strong on myself as i should be, i'm lenient, lenient isn't good at all. Secondly and more of a psychosis i have with people and the XXI man made world, i feel like caving in to my dick instead of the pain i feel after i have cum all over my hands and finger makes me more similar to the thing i hate the most in life.

Its something i had in my mind since today. I've been chewing at my head as to why i only get complimented by old people but today, in the gym a girl was really nice to me and got interested as much as staying along me to chat a bit. He asked my name and whatever. The first thing i did when i came home was jacking it off to porn thinking she was the one getting fucked. Just fuck this life, man.

>>179295

Good day all by the way.

>>179264

>>179271

>>179272

>>179273

>>179274

>>179275

>>179276

>>179277

>>179278

>>179279

>>179280

>>179281

>>179282

>>179283

>>179284

>>179285

>>179286

>>179287

>>179288

>>179289

>>179290

>>179291

>>179292

>>179294

>>179296

Hello Argie.

>>179283

Me too, it is disturbing when you see people crossing the line from troll like banter into actually believing this troglodyte mindset. It was difficult for me to realise i too was sucked into that self destfuctive subculture

>>179295

Hello

>>179299

meant for >>179296

>>179298

NEETs should aspire just to be regular people. They should ditch silly internet-based ideologies. It is just immature manchild crap that holds them back.

>>179301

Being regular is being degenerate in this society.

Mummybot said we are getting Thai takeaway tonight. I'm one lucky NEET.

>>179277

That new job is getting to your head.

>>179077

I have a migraine and some cunt is wripper snipping with a bladed one and grinding along the curb.

I guess I'll listen to that for a bit.

>>179304

Mummybot doesn't talk to me, ask if it'd be ok if you brought a friend with you/

>>179283

I was more surprised that there was another cut NEET apart from NK.

>>179083

>sexbot with a womb

That doesn't sound like it'll be a best seller.

>>179284

>Snorting a line of horseradish

Puts hairs on your chest.

>>179110

That could've been a good story.

>>179294

Anime is shit.

>>179309

So i can penetrate it when i have sex with it like in my hentai's.

>>179307

>tfw no friends

If i actually did that you would be the first person i had over in about 10 years.

>>179309

Sex is for reproduction purposes only.

>>179295

>in the gym a girl was really nice to me and got interested as much as staying along me to chat a bit. He asked my name and whatever. The first thing i did when i came home was jacking it

>He

The more you know. Did you just let something slip?

>>179156

Good cunt.

I saw a bloke with one as sticker on the back of his car. The only issue is that they might just be supporting cfmeu. When I was younger I wanted it tattooed on me but didn't because I didn't want the discussions about unions.

>>179185

lol

>>179315

How old are you?

>>179205

What? Are you going to lend him it?

>>179266

>>179267

>>179268

>>179269

>>179270

Thank you. It has spread to near my armpit, I need to stop getting so deep.

>>179320

23

>>179323

I was just being silly.

I thought your pic was a woman looking at a mirror and the glass and vase was her face in the reflection. Looked a bit creepy for sec.

>>179322

>I need to stop getting so deep

You need to start using one of those long plastic sleeves like vets do with pregnant cows

>>179304

Boycott Thai goods! Take back the land!

>>179328

Formidable patrician.

Cunt is fucked.

This morning I enjoyed an 8am boomer concerto: a petrol leaf blower guy going HWWAAAAAH and another blasting 'The Sounds of Silence'. The irony was palpable.

>>179323

Degenerate.

>>179330

#BoomerSaturday #NEETproblems

>>179323

>goo gobbler

How have I not seen this phrase before?

I like waking from a nap to a new thread.

>>179331

I very much agree. My goal is to be someone formidable, neet.

>>179333

Credits go to Patrice O' Neal in some appearance on The Opie and Anthony show.

>>179335

wat about unnabolic steroids ey?

>scroll through the thread

>every time I hover over to see the replies to a post it is just the same argie post where he replied to everyone

reeeeeee

>>179335

Agree. That's why i'm working on ending every vice in my life. I've lost many valuable lessons in my life because of them.

I'm sorry for mass

>(you's)

>>179338

What do you hope to achieve in life, neeto?

>>179336

Is this code for dexis?

>>179341

I'm not sure I approve of your outlook.

>>179341

> Maybe the only people will have an idea of a (…)

only people THAT* will

>of a feat

of THAT* feat(again)

>>179343

It wouldn't surprise me, neet. I have been alone since childhood. I never really shared experiences with anyone. Except a girl i met a long time ago. And when i lost her i went onto an even more reclusive being.

My perception of the world, i believe might be really twisted. I have a really good grasp on it, don't worry. But i do believe like i don't belong to anything but myself. I like me.

>>179341

That sounds like it could be a positive mindset to drive yourself forwards. That's more than a lot of people on chans have, so you're well set to achieve some nice things.

>>179345

> I like me

I like me too

>>179346

I hope we all can achieve nice things, neet.

>>179347

Good.

Those chocolate biccies I bought were quite nice.

Waiting on my schnitzel to cook now.

>>179349

I want chocolate biccies now

>>179350

Thankfully you live in the period of greatest chocolate biccie availability. Not even pharaohs and emperors could duck down to woolies and pick up a few dozen packs of tim tams.

Please add a k to that ridiculous word you are using.

>>179351

But Im lazy

>>179352

Bikkie ?

>>179352

chokolate biccie

>>179352

that ridikulous word you are using.

>>179352

Chocolate bukakke

>>179356

You just like the brown on white action

>>179356

choco milk, of course

not sure what to contribute

I'm trying the Mediterranean diet to see if it will help >tfw depressed and anxious

>>179359

Animal.

>>179360

Animal.

>>179361

>Mediterranean diet

Wine ?

>>179352

You're the NEET with strong opinions on the use of brekky too, right?

>>179363

No, homosexuality

>>179364

Quikey

>>179364

Yes I have strong opinions on such matters.

>>179365

kek

Biscuit has no K in it so biccie would be fine. I would never used such a word though.

>>179370

It's only okay if you pronounce it similar to "bitchy"

>>179371

Bic is acceptable as it is, the C is the same used in back.

Cie is fine also, the C sound is the same used in cat or car.

>>179372

But not bik-key ?

>>179372

c is a stupid letter

>>179374

a hate-filled post

>>179373

There is no K in biscuit so the etymology would not make since.

>>179374

No U is.

>>179375

It's a justified hate

>>179378

Did the letter c rape and murder your parents ?

>>179378

is it because it acts as a S and a K

>>179380

A bisexual letter

>>179380

Much nicer looking and acting letters those

>>179379

certainly

>>179382

My condolences

This dread menace "c" must be stopped

C is for Cenno

>>179384

sentrelink

C is for Cellogs Korn Flaces

Kruicey

Scentorlynk.

kheesekace

>>179358

hot

Wubba

>>179361

Phenibut, heard of it?

I did a deep dive into it the other day and let me TL;DR it real quick:

Russian discovery 1960s related to GABA receptors in the brain

Produces dopamine effect but not like narcotics

Strong anti anxiety effect & motivation & mood enhancer

Great for improving sleep quality

WAS an over the counter supplement

No major side effects other than bad withdrawal symptoms if used habitually

>cut to Australia about a year ago

Some dumb fuck students recklessly overdose on it and 3 seconds later the TGA rules it a banned substance.

Kinda amusing how a mishap will get something like that 100% banned from the country, but, oh let's say, what if a certain desert tribe with known ill-intent do multiple stabbing and car plowing events with numerous dead victims but nanny state doesn't even bat an eye about that.

>>179390

kukkneet

>>179393

Kaiserlich und Königliche Armee Neet.

>>179394

Sounds like something a bogan would name their son. Maybe Kraigg instead though

neetcing

>>179396

He usually hibernates during this stage of the weekend

>>179396

Who are you quoting?

>>179399

like an abojewbear

That jew wine is OK, Daniel, but nothing special.

>>179403

Can't wait to read about somebody being torn apart by a pitbull in the next few days.

wonder what cruisey's missus is wearing

>>179403

Sounds like a good way to get an impromptu penal amputation

>>179402

Alright, thanks Reginald

>>179405

the last thing we need is a neet love triangle

>>179403

People are always posting about bestiality here too.

>>179405

beads and strategically placed mud

>tfw triangular love neet

>>179410

There's a good chance that during the 400+ neet generals a legitimate dog fucker has posted at least once

50% of the time at work I'm thinking about the gen

>>179413

Brown people are dogs so yes.

>>179409

it would be a neet love square: possum, cruisey, foxy nigger bitch, and anon

>>179416

I'm going to need a diagram of how that works

>>179417

It doesn't. That's why is it a neet love square

>>179413

Hue

When my boyfriend isn't around I fist my own butt hole instead. One day after fisting my a-hole for an hour straight noticed a thin white worm in amongst the shit on my fist. Should I be concerned?

>>179421

Tasteful.

>>179422

Distasteful

>>179422

Yes, you should be.

>>179425

Malcolm only has himself to blame for this.

I can't remember if I did a poo or not

>>179425

You just know Lucy pegged Malcolm.

>>179429

Malcom in the middle ?

>>179428

If you had a public online archive like a certain other entrepreneurial neet then you wouldn't have to remember

>>179431

Some internet Archeologist in the year 2412 will end up with a fetish for NK poo

>>179433

Terrible. Awful. I hate it.

Sometimes get so hungry, that instead of wasting the time shopping, I eat my own shit instead. Just afraid that since the thin white worm episode, I might be re - infecting myself with thread - worm. But I love eating my shit so much that it would floor me and my boyfriend to have to abstain from eating each others shit. Can someone here help? My GP is homophobic.

I am referring to my previous message >>179422

>>179437

What did you do in the garden today?

>>179437

If you take a shit on your garden , you will undoubtedly improve the fertility of the soil. Gays where hired in medieval Europe to shit on wheat fields and thus improve their Yield.

>>179436

WTF GET OUT

>>179377

>There is no K in biscuit

What do you think the 'c' is for faggot? Try pronouncing the word.

>>179440

Not true.

>>179440

Based and poo pilled

>>179440

Where can one hire such a gay?

>>179444

lobster bisquet

>>179437

Peasant neet

>>179448

Once shoved a live lobster up my ass until it disappeared as a party trick at a gay bar.

>>179439

Pulled weeds out, put a new plant in and gave everything a good water.

I am not sure how much each plant needs water-wise so I just go off how they're looking like a brainlet.

>>179450

you forgot the l

>>179452

Sounds good. Did you plant something new, or just a replacement of something?

It shouldn't be too hard to read up on water requirements for things. All I know is you don't water them during the hot part of the day.

>>179453

Peaslant neet

>>179455

Yes you can, dipshit.

>>179449

I agree, generally it is better to cook shit before eating it, but like cooked meat it loses some of its original pure unadulterated taste. Shit is full of beautiful aromatic compounds and anti - cancer protean complexes

>>179339

You should never apologise for sustaining us with delicious (You)'s.

See?

This bloody afterhours phone is a pain.

>>179460

oh dam son i fucked up

>>179463

>>179461

>>179459

>>179457

>>179456

>>179457

>>179454

>>179453

>>179452

>>179450

>>179449

>>179448

>>179446

>>179444

>>179442

Anyone here like eating shit like my and my boyfriend? Hate muslims because they kill people for eating shit.

>>179341

You're a good cunt Argie. You're sounding a bit depressed and shit but .. when in the NEETgen.

>>179465

Five (5) (You)'s.

>>179465

bad neet

>>179469

You mean Bosnians are the enemy?

>>179470

I bought about 600 rounds of 7.62x54R Albanian war surplus once.

>>179349

Are you cooking it in the Weber?

>>179474

I'm digesting it at this point, but yes.

>>179356

I like using them as a straw for hot coffee.

>>179476

Delish.

>>179358

Oh my.

>>179364

breaky*

>>179477

i like oj after i brush my teeth

>>179461

Did they offer to let you off doing it this week given how stressed you've been?

>>179369

I don't think that is nofun.

>>179482

No you don't. Don't lie to me and make me try silly things the NEETs suggest.

>>179422

>>179436

Where are you finding these posts?

>>179483

Nah. I'm going to talk to one of the bosses about getting that EAP shrink to check me out. At a minimum I might get an hour or two off work a fortnight. I think that's what will help.

>>179485

it makes it taste like pomegranate juice

>>179486

>>179479

>>179488

Go for it mate.

>>179489

You are tempting me. I am easily influenced and very naive.

>>179492

good to know

>>179492

do it my NEET friend its all sweet and soury goodness that you hate but keep going back for more

How beneficial have neets here found counseling/therapy? I've probably had half a dozen therapists over the years, and I don't think any of it has helped at all, but maybe some people benefit from therapy and some don't.

>>179379

I want pancakes now.

>>179496

other neets wont get this because they dumb dumb

>>179495

I had one that was great but I have been to 6 over the past decade for extended periods.

The good one was actually one of the cheap ones.

>>179495

I have not found it effective at producing any lasting change.

>>179495

its a waste of time and cash my friend its better to work things out yourself so you know how to deal with life without the anti depressents that they'll force down your throat, thats just my 2 cents tho

>>179501

spend the same money on a single malt

>>179495

For me they all seem to fallback on Cognitive-behavioral therapy which hasn't really helped me

>>179495

Its basically just high cost outsourcing the work of doing some introspection

>>179497

They're a mob of dumb dumb's

>>179498

>>179501

>>179502

>>179504

My visits for the past 3 years haven't cost me anything. my psychologist bulkbills

>>179391

>>179389

>>179388

>>179387

Quality posts.

>>179506

i neva nunder stood what bulkbilling was that doesnt just make it free right?

>>179509

It means the wagecucks pay for you to talk about tfw depressed for an hour

>>179490

RapeDad?

>>179392

Bill Hicks did a routine about that, how drugs only kill the dumb shits. Like people who try and fly off of a roof when on acid. The acid didn't kill them, they died because they were a moron and we should be thankful that one less moron exists.

>>179495

Never worked for me.

>>179495

>counseling/therapy

Anyone can become a counselor and therapist without much training or accreditation compared to psychologist. The process from what I have read is more than completing a tafe course, it is probably a good idea to examine the qualification of the people you speak to for >tfw

>>179513

Time to try electro shock therapy to the testicles

>>179515

Nah I eventually figured things out on my own and i only moderately >tfw depressed

>>179514

My father used to physically and mentally rape the girls he was entrusted with counselling, that is where I got my gay coprophilia from.

>>179397

Bogan names are as retarded as Kangs names. You see some like Kieran and Monykah and Trystann and Zavier.

I used to like the name Cyrus, as in the Babylonian king but I heard one bogan mate had a kid called that, I think it was spelled Cierus or some shit and that turned me off of the name. Plus Cyrus freed the Jews.

>>179518

>Cierus

Jesus.

>>179518

Now you can probably watch Miley Cryus free her poos. History is cyclical.

Had someone call from the "do not call" department. I asked him what part of the government that's in. He let out this huge sigh and said telecommunication then hung up.

>>179516

Lucky for you. I endured much testicle shock and then sought out an aboriginal elder for dreamtime therapy and that fixed all my problems. Only downside, a compulsion to get drunk and sleep in puddles in the street.

>>179522

thats a normal side effect, you will get used to it

>>179405

A fluffy robe. We have both had a lazy day.

>>179411

She took the beads out.

>>179525

Does she shave?

>>179525

Hot

>>179414

Ditto, you guys mean the world to me.

>>179525

Is hers pale pink and yours pale blue?

>>179514

Then there is the difference between a Psychologist and a Clinical Psychologist

>>179531

I bet they're even monogrammed.

>>179437

Good NEET, it's a lovely day for it.

>>179533

quadrogrammed* I had to include possum and anon.

>>179534

Yeah, I would love to put a little garden in myself

>>179535

What colour robes should they have?

>>179449

Interesting.

>>179537

Definitely not white, the stains would be a nightmare.

>>179457

No you can't.

>>179540

I realised this after I posted and admitted I was wrong. Please try to keep up.

>>179528

You are not privy to such information.

>>179541

I am catching up.

>>179543

What does she think about the sexually aggressive question asking neets?

>>179543

Oh but I am. I was just testing your honesty.

>>179518

>Cyrus freed the Jews

Then look what happened to the persian empire

>>179545

How long are her nipples?

>>179545

They are repulsive scum.

>>179547

Iran still exists.

>>179532

Clinical have done extra studies to specialise in a certain area.

It's like a GP is a doctor then to become an anesthesiologist or whatever you need to do extra studies.

>>179551

Clinical are the only ones that can have their opinion taken into account for DSP claims. A regular psychologist is worthless.

>>179550

Yet has surprisingly frosty relations with israelies nowadays,

>>179545

She knows I like to string depraved NEETs along so she allows me to tell you lies.

>>179551

>It's like a GP

Pajeets can specialise in this, but unfortunately it would mean they would have to move on from their precious bulk billed clinics.

>>179552

I think all I had was a doctor's opinion supporting my application, but that was a number of years ago.

>>179546

I never lie.

>>179557

Liar.

>>179557

well that's a lie

>>179554

So she's not wearing a robe, huh?

>>179547

Well, there's like a millennium between those two events.

>>179560

HOT

>>179560

Would you believe my response?

>>179547

>Cyrus freed the Jews

>Then look what happened to the persian empire

Then look what happened to the rest of the world

>>179564

They sold them Cats?

>>179564

>Then look what happened to the rest of the world

The price for enslaving god's chosen people.

>>179567

See you tomorrow.

>>179567

See you soon nofun, you will be missed.

>>179567

Bye bye.

>>179567

yeah see you tomorrow m8

I wish I had an intimate relationship with a girl

>>179567

sayounara neeto

>>179572

You can purchase those over the phone

>>179574

kek

>>179566

Khazar milkers must be free

free as in zero monetary cost to fondle

>tfw no government provided girlfriend

>>179578

I have heard DSPneets get them on the NDIS

>>179579

I heard the dspneets were being turned into the girlfriends

>>179581

I won't fall for the craig-with-a-wig trick twice

Jatz and cheddar and an Islay single malt for supper tonight, NEETs.

>>179577

>>179582

qts

>>179583

My frenulum got caught in his teeth.

>>179584

half finished can of baked beans thats been in the fridge for a week and a half and some old moldy bread for tea

>>179588

now that is living the neetlyf

>>179588

mate..

>>179588

This will produce an interesting poo.

>>179588

Explosive and uncontrollable poos

I just joined two drinking straws together to get the very last drop out of a whisky bottle.

>>179584

Scotch fillet, prawns, fettuccine, steamed vegetables and a glass of water.

i had my Thai food for dinner it was good.

>>179518

>tfw know a girl with the first name alone as Maree-Leigh

bogan name alright

>>179594

Very nice.

>>179550

I wonder what Iran is like, a good place for the NEETcommune?

>>179594

I probably would have gone with a hasselback potato instead of the pasta and salad.

Someone made a nonNEET thread

>>179596

sounds good m8

>>179599

I think I'll pass on that

>>179601

Of course it's a degenerate seppo

>>179604

Get a hat from an army surplus and drink a bunch of wine bottles

>>179601

Bloody disgraceful.

Do you think if I work for 2 months or so Centrelink will not accept certs right afterwards?

>>179604

I just put a Coles bag on my head.

>>179596

You didn't invite me over to meet mummybot.

>>179610

>meat mummybot

>>179608

Does having a shit flinging festival disqualify you from civilisation ?

>>179604

I knew a guy who made one, he just used shoe laces.

>>179612

Qualifies you for Council membership.

>>179604

When I go out innabush I grab a thin leafy branch and flick it about to deter flies

I like this guy: https://www.youtube.com/user/TheIdahoanShow/videos

He lives in the middle of nowhere with his trad wife, and spends his time making stuff, singing to himself, or farming.

>>179604

Make friends with a smelly neet and walk near him whenever you go outside.

Sometimes when I'm out the flies don't bother my face instead they all camp on my back. Dozens of them just sitting there.

>>179618

neetflies

>>179618

Are.. are you Nurgle ?

>>179620

I also had this question.

>>179621

We'll have -1 to hit if we attack him

>>179623

ur not getting any of it ya fuckin jew

>>179623

On whisky,expensive cigars and cheap women

>>179623

I'm going to spend it on therapy to overcome my alcohol addiction and overeating

>>179625

Good choice.

>>179624

>>179626

It will only be redeemable at Dan's.

>>179627

Does Dan sell corn chips?

>>179627

I'm only redeemable away from Dan's

>tfw irredeemably Dan'd

>>179628

Not after the Anne Wank incident.

>>179605

>army surplus

I thought this only existed in america. I'll look into it

>>179613

Yeah I'm thinking about making it at home as well, just wanted to see if you could get a generic one for like $5

>>179615

>innabush

What state?

>>179617

Wait, wouldn't this achieve the opposite effect?

>>179616

>spends his time making stuff, singing to himself, or farming.

Sounds like the dream

Angry Goy II game got released today: https://radicalagenda.com/ag/