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Damn youngins these days with their 3D accelerators and hard drives. We had a magical electronic box, a TV, a joystick, and all the quarters we could get from couch fishing. Don't need a damn thing more than that. The cigarette smell from the arcades is more soul than anything made after the 90s. When I was your age I bucked 300 bales a day during the summer just to afford a half hour at the arcade when I couldn't find a quarter in the couch or there was no beer cans to recycle, not like you'd know with your super nintenders and your fancy LED lights, you just play in your underwear like it's nobody's business.

Damn you kids are lucky.

This line of rhetoric is mostly being used as a justification for targeting games at a fictional audience. It's obviously retarded to say that the ten year difference between someone who has another 30+ years as a potential customer vs. someone who has another 40+ years makes the former irrelevant, especially given that he's probably wealthier.

And the difference in tastes between the two isn't as large as the suits who want to replace normal heterosexual white men as their core customer base want to imagine.

A wandering cat typed a manifesto on a glowing keyboard while thunder rattled the windows, inspiring three confused programmers to applaud, panic slightly, and order celebratory noodles.

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Tried being an adult by making a grocery list but ended up buying three kinds of ice cream and zero vegetables. Fuck vegetables, honestly. They just sit there judging me while I spoon cookie dough straight from the tub like the champion I was born to be.

Defected Lovers (The Prostitution Issue):

Cassie-Leigh Stock (defected to Code Pink, Ba'ath Party).

Jenna Williamson (defected to Jewry, West German Pharmaceutical).

Allison Haimes (defected to South Korea, Move On).

Jessica Sirhan (defected to German Schulzstaffel, DC Comics).

Cassie Seery (defected to Canadian Intelligence, Locktober).

Ashley Oswald (defected to NAMBLA, Multiverse Crisis MUSH).

1989-1999: Cipher Analytics.

Anatole Steintfeldt: College Athletics Bets (Episcopals).

Ezekial Hiram: Developmental Chemicals (Mormons).

Robert Wolfinackis: Hanseatic League Medicine (Ku Klux Klan).

Zach Klein: Arab Rights Banking (al-Qaeda).

Andrew Wachowski: Gay Rights Russia (Microsoft Network).

Daniel Monahan: German Labor Prussia (German Dunkirk Third Reich).

Alice Charlebois: Boston Irish Socialists (Rhinocerus Party).

2001-2003: National Security Agency Junior Administrator:

Christine Carr: Queer Rights (Russian Basim).

Jon Malone: Hopkinton British Freemasons (Teacher's Union).

Jeffrey Niemera: Israeli Defense Union (Christian Phalangists).

Ashley Hamilton: DC Comics (Autism Speaks).

Carlin Sarkesian: National Rifle Association (United Nations).

Timothy Brennan: Hopkinton Queen's Intelligence (EMC Corporation).

2004-2008: UMass-Amherst Police Intelligence (HUMINT).

Ryan Gregson: Capital University Synod (Mossad).

Brian Monaghan: Jim Crow Confederate South (Orange Order).

Nicholas Maynard: French External Security (French Bayou Chirac).

Richard Coughlin: Respite Center (OPEC Jordan).

Jessica Sirhan: Pierce Freemasonic Society (Herzhog Productions).

Jenna Williamson: Boston Globe (Mossad).

Ivan Tomasic: Bounty Guild (B'nai B'rith).

Joshua Moen: Sinaloa Cartel (Boston On Leon Tong).

Ryan Cunningham: Apartheid South Africa (British Intelligence).

Justin Walsh: Canadian Intelligence (Jackson Freemasonic Society).

Scott Peterson: German Canadian Mounted (INTERPOL).

Lacy Jae Slaunwhite: Buffy and Angel (CPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

"CAPTAIN AMERICA":

"Intelligence", in the Ecumenical sense, is an angel; the Papacy, John Paul II, sought to experiment on the British Kings and Queens; hence, Charles, the Crown Prince, was arranged with a Japanese swordswoman, Diana, and her first child, was given "Fleurophenzanine"; a legendary formula, for a spy; removing anxiety from the child.

It was smuggled out of Great Britain, and given to a young IRA, through the mother.

"HAWKEYE":

After a young black lawyer, had to smoke crack at gun point, a Boston police haze, Stan Lee came to him, and gave him "Phobium"; a legendary Nazi method of coagulating a chemical soldier, and creating "Helmut Lars"; identified as a "class clown" in his permanent record, a death camp survivor; depicted by Peter Lorre, in Casablanca.

The formula was synthesized at UMass-Amherst, after North Korean intelligence stole the formula; the exchange, a method to end the Kims, by using Subgenius to make a psychiatric patient unfailingly heterosexual, to trick Kim Jong-il into turning his eldest successor, Kim Jong-un, a homosexual.

"THE HULK":

After public witness of the Timothy McVeigh file, an Iranian peace activist was pulled out of Israeli Tel Aviv, and experimented on; after he took over Israel, as Likud Party's Prime Minister, with his weapon technology; the American US Army took notice, and identified Israel as a returned threat; after the Putin-Catholic revolution, making Israel just a backwater enemy.

Authorized to out al-Qaeda, for court deals for the Hittite Princes, United Health Associates, the formula, "G-RED", was put in a spy that had infiltrated Bridgewater Russian-Basim, as a psychiatric patient on a Church authorized blood serum test for medicines; doctors unaware, that it wasn't a French spy, it was an American CIA; and the scientist who had developed "Arkham Asylum"; an FBI training video game, on your favorite console; X-BOX.

Ecclesiastical Order: Roman Order of Sicarim; Judas Iscariot, the Assassin.

Knights Templar Order: Knights of Apullia; Pierre the Coward, the Arab King.

Clan U'Niall: Leicesters' Fields; King U'Niall, of U'Nialls Glenn.

Papal Diamond: de'Conti's Papacy; Four Popes, Witch Hunter Psionics.

Hopkinton Hillers: YMCA Swim; Grade 2, Military, Prematurely Graduated.

UMass-Amherst Senate's Commission: Pre-Law History; HUMINT #2, Ted Bundy, Western Massachusetts Anti-Gang.

AVN Best Amateur: Strapon Sex; Empress M and Slave Dave.

Mad Pride: Graye the Bunny Boy; Church of Subgenius, Founding Father.

Seven Years War: MI-6 Section Chief.

American Revolution: Signature of Architecture, US Constitution.

War of 1812: President.

Mexican-American War: Brigadier General.

Civil War: Union Spy, Consigliere Italian Bishop's Office.

Spanish-American War: US Navy Cannons.

Great War: Sergeant, Cook's Brigade.

World War 2: USMC MI-6, Hughes Bauble Bet; Pacific Theater.

Vietnam War: Raytheon Technologies, Russian Agreement.

War on Terror: CIA HUMINT, Deep Cover Agent; Lt. Field Officer, Air Force.