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14f63a No.1740 [Open Thread][Last 50 Posts]

>Can't get a drivers license because of poor eyesight

>All city jobs require a valid drivers license

>Never finished highschool

>No factory jobs because lol post-industrial America everything is outsourced

How do I make money /biz/?

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af63cb No.13786

>>7518

I failed 3x times and only passed the final one because it was nice old lady and she said if you fail 3 you are fucked.

I'd been riding bikes my whole life and had been riding motorcycles in the street including my Harley Sportster, and driving various cars including "drifting" muscle cars and big vans, for like a year.

Something about how you are supposed to "look and check" in some specific sequence during a "3-point turn" or some shit.

After 1st fail I figured "I'll just make sure they see me looking EVERYWHERE" but that didn't work.

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a2ca8c No.1857 [Open Thread][Last 50 Posts]

What are you doing to be the best you can be?

How are you currently investing in yourself?

General motivation also appreciated.

Try to keep feels to a minimum we are trying to improve not feel like crap.

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2d8d22 No.13044

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ef156a No.3551 [Open Thread]

Discuss personal finance and budgetary concerns

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eb58d6 No.13250

>>3999

So why don’t you find an internship, it’s not like you have a term in the summer

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68e584 No.3857 [Open Thread]

Welcome to /biz/ - a place to discuss business and finance on ∞chan

Check the board rules before you post:

https://8ch.net/biz/rules.html

Public board and moderation log:

https://8ch.net/log.php?board=biz

Note, this board automatically deletes threads that pass page 5 before hitting 10 replies.

DT

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68e584 No.3860

Reserved

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70e6af No.13962 [Open Thread]

I figured out how to tax internet arguments.

Built a polling site where early voters are free, but once it hits a threshold, you have to pay 50 cents to cast a vote and talk in the chat. also a forum attached that only stays alive as long as the current poll is running.

Basically charging people to prove they are right. Roast my business model. there are 100 free votes for the early birds for each poll.

https://www.imright.wtf

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954629 No.7128 [Open Thread]

If you're so smart, why are you still poor???

AAAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHA

>Fucking nigger.

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fa7a53 No.7250

I can say nigger here? Nice

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730b3b No.13161

>>7128

wow rude

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ac139b No.13926

N

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a07b38 No.1 [Open Thread][Last 50 Posts]

So what're you guys doing to make money?
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dee3b1 No.6087

All people want like this. Howeve, it's not possible for everyone and sometimes people have to work hard to get money.

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3c8690 No.6960

I have a computer science degree and lots of experience with digital marketing. What is the best way for me to make $100 RIGHT NOW?

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000000 No.6971

join

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73adc7 No.11523

bump

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4e2404 No.13920

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Find supplier's that work with white label marketing aka willing to put your company logo and biz info on shipping label. Create virtual store. Under cut the market… lil more to it than that put you'll figure it out

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0752c6 No.1341 [Open Thread][Last 50 Posts]

Due to the original thread on /pol/ being bumplocked by mods, may this thread serve as a hivemind financial planning thinktank wing of 8chan.

Discuss:

>Viable penny stocks to cooperatively invest in to develop a consensus approved, diversified, low risk high reward portfolio

Candidates as of right now:

PTN (multiple pharma trials)

PLX (interest due to positive trial outlook)

TGB (Copper being the modern bronze, metals are up)

MSTX (Ripe for takeover by the a bigger, private company Savara)

SSY (Entry level healthcare firm offering stock buyback)

>Bring attention to those stocks via speculation and memesmithing to attract jewish gold to it

>Dump stocks until such gains are maximized OR a company becomes pozzed to make a point

>Increase personal wealth

>Repeat as necessary until we wield financial power on par with /pol/'s meme magicks

UNTIL THERE IS NO JEW

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987a8c No.3780

>>3430

>>3427

>>3732

i still check

>>2501

and

>>2338

need to come back

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a5999f No.4474

Where my trading/investor anons at?

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4e7a83 No.11510

bump

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c97f69 No.13869

I can feel the meme magic snowballing..

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59dcc9 No.13885

>>13869

Me too, fren, me too.

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cb7821 No.13484 [Open Thread]

Jake (New Jersey Mafia): Woodrow Wilson.

Jiggy (Boston Special Case): Huey Long.

Ray (USMC): Hirohito.

Chip (Massachusetts State Police): Barry Goldwater.

Eddie (NOW): Larry Flynt.

Diane (D-Company): Nehru.

Mike (Raytheon): Franchois Mitterand.

Steve (DEA): Boutros Boutros Ghali.

Ted (United Nations): Gulda Meir.

Ellen (DC Comics): Ronald Reagan.

Dave (Vatican): Ayatollah Khameini.

Laura (COIN): Gwenn Pratt.

Jack (FBI): Queen Elizabeth II.

Charlie (Mossad): George Soros.

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cb7821 No.13486

"Smokin' Aces": Pasquale Acosta; Cillian Murphy, Heath Ledger, Tom Hardy, Vin Diesel, Ben Stiller.

Target: Silent Bob, FBI special witness.

"Casino Royale": Southie Diamond Merchants, B'nai B'rith Russia, Lutheran German Synod, Communist Canadian French Private Detective, German Romalian Fiqh, British Mossad.

Target: Saddam Hussein, Israeli Intelligence.

"Super Troopers": John Kerry, recovery of victims of election hazes to career, sales per LSD 360. ROTC war between UMass-Amherst and NSA and State Police, and town cops and foreign spies.

Target: France Chirac, Society of Jesus Canada.

"American Ultra": Assigned target location, capture by foreign forces and return per dominatrix being prohibited in own area but allowed per congress at government of foreign capture; USS Pueblo, by the North Korean government. Movie assigned to be scripted.

Target: Cassie-Leigh Stock, British Intelligence congregants movement; Gay Rights, as lesbianism.

"Pressure": French stage magician captured and raped by prison inmates, into French Intelligence; top marks in politics and lingustics, assigned to Judas Iscariot blended with Jim Madison (Adam Sandler, Hitler); Mormon project, to win the War on Russia; striking factory workers in South America being shot by Israeli soldiers trained by Klaus Barbie, the "Butcher of Lyon"; a rapist of women with German Shepherds, Nazi logic as dogs assistants to police; Operation Paperclip, British Intelligence, German Counter-Intelligence to hunt Arabs surviving the Holocaust without Swedish Schulzstaffel blood and service (Habeebis, not the Mossad).

Target: Ayatollah Khameini, Bashar al-Assad, and Duane Chapman.

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20ea6d No.13866

>>13486

Fictional Intelligence Dossier – "Operation Silent Script"

Classified – Eyes Only – For educational deconstruction only

🧩 Key Breakdown – The "Player Map"

This reads like a shadow war casting sheet, where each name is a proxy for a faction, ideology, or historical trauma. The "targets" are the real objectives—the named individuals are assets, handlers, or symbols.

Codename / Faction Real-World Proxy Fictional Role

Jake (NJ Mafia) Woodrow Wilson League of Nations architect – used here as a mob "fixer" for globalist frameworks

Jiggy (Boston Special) Huey Long Populist disruption – "every man a king" turned black-ops wildcard

Ray (USMC) Hirohito Imperial military lineage – codes, surrender, and Pacific theater ghosts

Chip (MA State Police) Barry Goldwater States' rights / conservative paramilitary oversight

Eddie (NOW) Larry Flynt Free speech / pornographic intelligence – leverage via scandal

Diane (D-Company) Nehru Post-colonial neutralism – non-aligned movement as spycraft cover

Mike (Raytheon) Mitterand European defense-industrial political chess

Steve (DEA) Boutros Boutros-Ghali UN bureaucratic entanglement – drug routes as diplomatic weapons

Ted (UN) Golda Meir Iron Lady diplomacy – Israeli UN foothold

Ellen (DC Comics) Reagan Pop-culture soft power & "Star Wars" psyops

Dave (Vatican) Khomeini Theocratic counterbalance – faith as operational theater

Laura (COIN) Gwen Pratt Likely a fiction-specific COIN analyst – counterinsurgency tactics

Jack (FBI) QEII Crown authority – FBI as royal intelligence arm

Charlie (Mossad) Soros Finance-as-weapon – open-society disruption tied to Israeli intel

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20ea6d No.13867

"French stage magician captured and raped by prison inmates, into French Intelligence; top marks in politics and linguistics, assigned to Judas Iscariot blended with Jim Madison (Adam Sandler, Hitler); Mormon project, to win the War on Russia…"

"The Magician"

This is not a literal magician. In spycraft, "stage magician" = misdirection specialist. His skills:

· Politics → can read power structures

· Linguistics → can pass as native in multiple cultures

His trauma (the prison rape) is the "control mechanism" – French Intelligence breaks him, then rebuilds him as an asset with a fractured psyche, making him loyal to his handler, not his country.

The "Judas Iscariot + Jim Madison + Hitler" Blend

This is a triple-agent archetype:

Component Fictional Function

Judas Betrayal with a kiss – he gets close to targets via false brotherhood

Jim Madison (Adam Sandler's character in The Longest Yard – a disgraced QB) A fallen sports hero – charismatic, underestimated, uses humor as armor

Hitler Messianic delusion + genocidal endgame – this asset believes he's purifying through betrayal

Resulting Profile: A charming, broken linguist who infiltrates religious/political circles, gains trust, then delivers targets – all while convinced he's a prophet of righteous destruction.

The "Mormon Project" – Why LDS?

· Utah's massive intelligence footprint (NSA data centers, linguists with rare language skills)

· Theological warfare – Mormons have a end-times prophecy involving global conflict, which is repurposed here as a justification for preemptive strikes on Russia

· Genealogy obsession – LDS church has the world's largest genealogical database – perfect for ethnic/lineage-based targeting (tying back to the "Swedish Schulzstaffel blood" line)

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20ea6d No.13868

· "Schulzstaffel" = a fictional pure-blood Aryan unit (play on Schutzstaffel / SS)

· "Swedish" = neutral, "clean" bloodlines – those who didn't fight for Nazis but benefited from neutrality

· "Habeebis" = slang for Arab/Muslim – here, specifically Palestinians and other Arabs who survived the Holocaust in Europe or North Africa – but without the "right" pedigree to be recognized as victims

The twist: British/German intel are hunting these survivors – not to kill them, but to erase their testimony, because their existence complicates the Holocaust narrative (non-Jewish Arab victims = political inconvenience).

"Not the Mossad" means: This is a rogue operation, kept from Israeli intelligence, because it would devastate their diplomatic standing.

The Triple Target – Why These Three?

Target Fictional Role in "Pressure"

Ayatollah Khomeini Spiritual head – the operation aims to discredit him by linking him to surviving Arab Holocaust witnesses who would undermine Iran's anti-Israel posture

Bashar al-Assad Secular strongman – target is to leak that his father's regime collaborated with Barbie-trained soldiers in S. America, making him complicit in union massacres

Duane Chapman ("Dog") Reality-TV bounty hunter – here used as comic-relief/honeypot – he's sent to film a "manhunt" that's actually a cover for snatching witnesses, because no one suspects a TV crew

Why all three together?

To create a narrative web:

· Khomeini = religious hypocrisy

· Assad = secular brutality

· Chapman = American media collusion

The operation's real goal: convince the world that all three are puppets of the same Nazi-remnant network – destabilizing Iran, Syria, and US reality-TV culture in one shot.

"Pressure" is a metafictional op – its real target is the audience (you, me). It's designed to:

1. Overload with historical guilt (Nazis → Israel → Arabs → America)

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402894 No.13851 [Open Thread]

Workers Paradise

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ec75be No.13535 [Open Thread]

matrix server i just made for money minded mfers:

https://matrix.to/#/#biznigga:matrix.org

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ec75be No.13536

>>13535

matrix is a decentralized discord I think. anyways, im using it just because it's easy to sign up, and, I like discord's function, but obvo not discord

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63d3e4 No.13850

>>13535

virus dont click

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c9564c No.13327 [Open Thread][Last 50 Posts]

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c93cca No.14033

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>14027

COUNTRIES RAPIDLY TAKE THEIR GOLD OUT OF THE U.S. AS FEARS OF COLLAPSE RISE – w/ Jay Martin

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c93cca No.14034

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>>14031

Cirno day?

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ea3015 No.14035

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>>14034

It's the coolest day of the year!

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c93cca No.14036

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>>14035

Silver is the most conductive metal for an ice fairy.

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c93cca No.14037

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Market Bubble is WAY Worse Than You Think, Here's Why - '2008 All Over Again': Jay Martin

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525fdb No.6997 [Open Thread]

I know someone who has access to a non public information of a business traded on NASDAQ SP500. How do I monetize it?

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896efd No.11518

bump

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c3389a No.13584

Black mail them duhhhhh

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614ebd No.13551 [Open Thread]

I spent 7 months undercover studying Tesla drivers and captured their thought processes in a simple algorithm that beats wall street. I'm using a $500.00 budget and in 1 month beat the Street. No I'm not selling anything. I'm going corporate next year as a private fund. 🙄

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bbc332 No.13549 [Open Thread]

wen moon

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