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HAPPY 2019

Post your picks for who's going to get rolled in a carpet and thrown off the great bridge in the sky this year.

PRESS JULAY TO PAY RESPECTS TO

2017:

Kadee Konstantino

Randy Stair

William Atchison

2018:

TotalBiscuit

David Katz

"Chloe" Sagal

Terry A. Davis

Nux3D

Clairetato Hartley

2019:

Jaquie Beckwith

Sol Pais

Kairo Seijuro

Etika

INTERNET BLOODSPORTS SEMI-PERMANENT MEGATHREAD! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!

Alternate names include

Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∞

Internet Bloodsports Megathread

We've had about a gajillion "Jewtube Skeptic Thread #9" threads at this point that all appear and disappear at the speed of light and nobody really gives a shit about delicately archiving the posts in them or anything, and they're beginning to clutter up the board pretty bad, so this is a compromise everyone can be happy with for the time being.

Discuss all things "Internet Bloodsports" that don't necessitate their own thread here. Krautgate, skeptic drama, all the shit that fall under that umbrella.

Get your raincoats on, kids! Because we're about to see some guts go flying! This thread will be cycled.

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This takes place just after the wedding that Arthur and them went to and had no idea it was a gay wedding but they didn't care for Mr. Ratburn is a friend. Most had no idea Mr. Ratburn was gay until the wedding itself. He is now an openly gay man. They are planning to adopt some kids in fact of course. Both are men so they can't have kids of their own. They both have the same body parts. So yes both has testicles, scrotums, and penises. Patrick took Mr. Ratburn last name as his own. He moved into Nigels house. For Patrick lived in an apartment. We see them talking about stuff in fact of course. And they are babysitting some of the kids in his class.

"I have no problem with you two being gay men I am a Liberal kind of boy and I am not gay in fact of course," said Arthur, "I don't know why Patrick here is thinking about getting his genitals removed from his body for that sounds painful for they are sensitive body parts I love having a penis and scrotum were my testicles is at I hope to use them to reproduce with someday in fact of course."

"He doesn't like his genitals for he is the femine kind and he owns a chocolate shop," said Mr. Ratburn, "We will ask a gay doctor as in surgeon that has no problems removing genitals in fact of course."

"I don't want my genitals removed from my body for I love my penis in fact of course," said Buster, "We think Binky Barnes is a gay boy in fact of course."

"Once it is off I will be happy and I once tried to cut them off but my mom stopped me," said Patrick, "We will adopt some kids because we are both men in fact of course."

"I think Binky Barnes is gay for when he gave me a bath he looked at my long penis in lust," said Bud, "I am just four years old but I know what sex is my dad taught me with me stripped naked for better reasons."

Bud isn't gay but his one classmates is and Bud is not very good friends for he bosses other's isn't gay in fact of course. Bud knows that it is okay to be different and glad that they will go home later today. Arthur and them boys has circumcised penises in fact of course. Buster and Binky has small penisesPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

Soy-induced faggot that "takes apart" right-wing youtubers with retarded arguments that can be debunked with 5 minutes of actual research. He deserves more hate but I never see anyone give him anything but praise

Erik "Tazman" Mokracek is someone who is below Chris-Chan levels of IQ. Erik "Tazman" Mokracek is a nostalgia fag who obsesses over children in children's cartoons that no one has heard of.

His major waifu is a one note character from an obscure 80's cartoon. He owns a fictional company called Classix which is his own Sonichu but unlike Sonichu he does not put any effort in actually making anything.

When he is not obsessing over his fictional company. The only thing he does online is act like a creepy pedophile who makes crappy art and videos which he calls masterpieces that feature he fetishes towards cartoon children and cartoon children shitting. He also sometimes likes to talk shit about his own sister behind the computer for no reason at all. His dox is available on the internet so he can easily baited and trolled.

AmIRight: http://www.amiright.com/parody/authors/eriktazmokracek.shtml (Archive: http://archive.li/ir4nK)

DeviantArt: https://mollyhaleismyfriend.deviantart.com/ (Archive: http://archive.li/VeB0S)

Encyclopedia Dramatica: https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Erik_"Tazman"_Mokracek (Archive: http://archive.li/KXP9a)

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MGHSHour (Archive: http://archive.is/AXtt7)

Fanfiction.net: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/2239609/MGHSHour (Archive: http://archive.is/qGHCp)

LiveJournal: Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

who wants to be my best buddy?

Discord ID: 865838408848506880

Discord Display: Sainte

Discord User: violente__

Roblox ID: 1163765183

Roblox user: @Slxshzz

im a scamming, lying, anime obsessed, sweaty bisexual australian jap in my early 20s!! i rip my hair our from all my mental health issues and spread rumors like i spread my ass😊

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共栄学園のわいせつ教師の杉山卓誠が学校を辞めないので、性被害者を公開します！！

池永心菜はわいせつ行為で汚物になりましたぁぁ！！汚い汚い杉山卓誠に性被害者を受けて汚くなりましたぁぁぁ！！クソバカ教師を許すな！！！

生徒を犠牲にして教師を続けようとする人間のクズ。

Hi, I think that I can live without Reddit, so how can I get as much warnings as I can. I want to my Reddit account been deleted because I not followed their rules.

BUT I don't need to go against the Government rules

His journals on DA are pretty lolzy. Bitching about AI parody art of him. https://www.deviantart.com/coolcsd1986/posts

go see eddie dzial donny long sleeping pill thread on edramatica forums. it's a hoot!

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Well here we are although it's not really a surprise to see Timbox have this many threads…Until now!

-Now we all know by now that Timbox isn't autistic he's just a stupid sexual predator who's attracted to both

2-D an 3-D women, kids and animals. He is also a massive racist.

-He still believes that Dexter's Odyssey will happen.

-Recently a good amount of waifus have come forward and have called him out for his appalling actions over the years. He's denying the accusations however he's inevitably going to be in prison soon..

-The women calling him out are: Ashi, Tanya Mousekewitz, Raya, Marina, kKena, Dee-Dee,

Mee-Mee Lee-Lee, and many many more.

-Timothy's actions include sending nude photos to underage fictional characters

-He filmed himself fapping to cartoon penguin in a McDonald's.

-Has numerous videos of himself masturbating to Lee Lee from Dexter's Laboratory on his Youtube channel.

-Stalked multiple asian girls at his high school.

-He now spends his time on bitching on Twitter and Deviantart posting lewd and cringy images of Tanya Mousekewitz. His most recent image of her shows her mating with her own vermin offspring! This sick man literally into incest and is the next Chris Chan!

-He still has a hate boner towards Trump and didn't hesitate to tell Tara Strong the voice of Ashi that he faps to her.

-In a nutshell Timbox is just deranged lolcow in his 30's who is obsessed with Childrens cartoons, dinosaurs and asians. He's infamous for being a creep, his online antics, doing stupid shit in public and sperging out whenever he gets called out for his inappropriate behavior. He also admitted to Tara Strong the voice actor of Ashi from Samurai Jack thathe fapped to herbecause he's obsessed with APost too long. Click here to view the full text.