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HAPPY 2019

Post your picks for who's going to get rolled in a carpet and thrown off the great bridge in the sky this year.

PRESS JULAY TO PAY RESPECTS TO

2017:

Kadee Konstantino

Randy Stair

William Atchison

2018:

TotalBiscuit

David Katz

"Chloe" Sagal

Terry A. Davis

Nux3D

Clairetato Hartley

2019:

Jaquie Beckwith

Sol Pais

Kairo Seijuro

Etika

INTERNET BLOODSPORTS SEMI-PERMANENT MEGATHREAD! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!

Alternate names include

Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∞

Internet Bloodsports Megathread

We've had about a gajillion "Jewtube Skeptic Thread #9" threads at this point that all appear and disappear at the speed of light and nobody really gives a shit about delicately archiving the posts in them or anything, and they're beginning to clutter up the board pretty bad, so this is a compromise everyone can be happy with for the time being.

Discuss all things "Internet Bloodsports" that don't necessitate their own thread here. Krautgate, skeptic drama, all the shit that fall under that umbrella.

Get your raincoats on, kids! Because we're about to see some guts go flying! This thread will be cycled.

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This takes place just after the wedding that Arthur and them went to and had no idea it was a gay wedding but they didn't care for Mr. Ratburn is a friend. Most had no idea Mr. Ratburn was gay until the wedding itself. He is now an openly gay man. They are planning to adopt some kids in fact of course. Both are men so they can't have kids of their own. They both have the same body parts. So yes both has testicles, scrotums, and penises. Patrick took Mr. Ratburn last name as his own. He moved into Nigels house. For Patrick lived in an apartment. We see them talking about stuff in fact of course. And they are babysitting some of the kids in his class.

"I have no problem with you two being gay men I am a Liberal kind of boy and I am not gay in fact of course," said Arthur, "I don't know why Patrick here is thinking about getting his genitals removed from his body for that sounds painful for they are sensitive body parts I love having a penis and scrotum were my testicles is at I hope to use them to reproduce with someday in fact of course."

"He doesn't like his genitals for he is the femine kind and he owns a chocolate shop," said Mr. Ratburn, "We will ask a gay doctor as in surgeon that has no problems removing genitals in fact of course."

"I don't want my genitals removed from my body for I love my penis in fact of course," said Buster, "We think Binky Barnes is a gay boy in fact of course."

"Once it is off I will be happy and I once tried to cut them off but my mom stopped me," said Patrick, "We will adopt some kids because we are both men in fact of course."

"I think Binky Barnes is gay for when he gave me a bath he looked at my long penis in lust," said Bud, "I am just four years old but I know what sex is my dad taught me with me stripped naked for better reasons."

Bud isn't gay but his one classmates is and Bud is not very good friends for he bosses other's isn't gay in fact of course. Bud knows that it is okay to be different and glad that they will go home later today. Arthur and them boys has circumcised penises in fact of course. Buster and Binky has small penisesPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

fbook /rodrigo.abraham.0709 manden mensaje y mando fotos, text me and I send pics

So for about 3 years now some crazy autist or troll(s) with a lot of time on their hands has been posting the same screen caps of forum posts and other things Barney related whenever a pony thread or image gets posted on a 4chan board that isn't /mlp/. Luckily Barneyfag only posts his shit on 4chan and hasn't moved to 8chan.

Some links

http://x86x2.deviantart.com/

https://archive.moe/_/search/image/9OPfyX8lx2548mlmd5bQhw%3D%3D/page/79/

https://kiwifar.ms/threads/barneyfag-x86x2-revved-savior-of-4chan-shitposter-that-is-triggered-by-barney.10780/

might be a stupid question but why don't you guys just use foxdickfarms

*rat in a cage karaoke starts playing*

DESPITE THE ED PAGE HE IS STILL JUST A VIRGIN WITH RAGEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Ladies and gentlemen

This is Virgin No. 5!

One, two, three, four, five

Everybody in the Son-Chu, so come on let's ride

To the GAMe PLACe around the corner

The boys say they want some Iced Tea and Fanta

But I really don't wanna

Reeb bust, like I had last week

I must stay deep, 'cause talk is cheap

I like Julie, Sarah, Ivy and Kacey

And as I continue you know they're getting crazier

So what can I do? I really beg you, my Lord

To me failing is just like a sport

Anything naïve, it's all good let me dump it

Please set in the trumpet

A little bit of BlueSpike in my life

A little bit of Liquid by my side

A little bit of Asperchu is all I need

A little bit of Cogsdev is what I see

A little bit of Vivian in the sun

A little bit of Tito all night long

A little bit of Clyde Cash here I am

A little bit of you makes me your tard

Virgin No. 5!

Jump up and down and jerk it all around

Shake your pickle to the sound

Put your hands on the ground

Mass debate left and mass debate right

Cum to the front and cum to the side

Crap your briefs once and crap your briefs twice

And if they look like dirty then you're doing it right

A little bit of BlueSpike in my life

A little bit of Liquid by my side

A little bit of Asperchu is all I need

A little bit of Cogsdev is what I see

A little bit of Vivian in Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

This guy is super annoying his livestreams is always him complaining about how there is a darkness controlling every aspect of his life daily streams on either twitch,yt, or tiktok all under the name ScottShamanblood all links can be found on his website this kid is a egotistical leftist vegan thinks everyone owes him something

My 12 year old daughter received a message from an unknown person asking for “Kim” my daughter replies with “wrong number” then he proceeds to ask a lot of questions. The conversation quickly became super weird. She eventually states that she is 12 and he replies saying he’s 35. The next day he text from a different number saying that he’d gotten a new number. He asks repeatedly for her to send pictures, about her being in a bikini, etc. The conversation is active as of 6/30 he was still messaging. I’ve contacted the local authorities (WA state ) I wanted to pass the phone to them so they could carry on and hopefully make an arrest but I haven’t received a reply yet. At this point I’m not sure if this was a random thing or if he targeted my daughter. So far, it just me trying to figure out how or what to do about the situation. Any help or direction would be so kind. Thanks.

The initial number he’d text from is: (253) 406-6589 The second number he’d text from: (360) 801-8860

who wants to be my best buddy?

Discord ID: 865838408848506880

Discord Display: Sainte

Discord User: violente__

Roblox ID: 1163765183

Roblox user: @Slxshzz

im a scamming, lying, anime obsessed, sweaty bisexual australian jap in my early 20s!! i rip my hair our from all my mental health issues and spread rumors like i spread my ass😊

https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/1291938

raped his daughter and turned her into a george carlin fan

The famous youtuber Mister Metokur (Twitter: https://twitter.com/MisterAntiBully , Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfYbb7nga6-icsFWWgS-kWw ), has recently being DMCA by a group of "Famous Furry youtubers and characters (Of all genders and types)" for publicly speaking against one of their "friends" due to very solid evidence of him committing acts of zoophilia, necrophilia, road kill fetish against animals.

-Video explaining the subject:

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2okzfx1k0I&t=1s] [Embed]

Summary: The Furry youtuber Kero the wolF (Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmmyGFIyEUHDsVTZwuW1BZA) Fucked death and alive animals, to please his own fetish to the point of even doing so to his dog, a famous furry in the fandom found images and chat logs proving aand backing up this claim , at the same in the logs (Wich contain images, audios and videos) can be found more participants doing this same act, that info dating back to 2017.

Kero response to the matter in twitter was and i quote "I was hacked by Iranian super hackers" thus every done by his was done by them. Curiosly in 2017 telegram was banned due to politcal issues ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telegram_in_Iran).

After Mister metokur video on the subject, he got treatened by one of Keros diaper baby furfag, Ashely the wolf who is transgender (Twitter: https://twitter.com/AshleyZoeFox, Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/FoxVideoChannel) to be DMCA for the use of cocks not owned by him, Mister Metokur responded in less tPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

> be Ardit Berisha (aka ArditB, ArditB2006)

> basically a porn addicted 18 year old white albanian basement-neckbeard NEET predditor incel who has an weird muscle fetish obsession

> has an history of trauma and abuse from his family during middle/high school times

> born April 23rd, 2006 on Brooklyn, New York

> moved from Fort Hamilton at 4, 65th street at 5-7, to Montgomery St at 7-14 on Brooklyn NY.

> started his racism at 10 due to abuse from teachers from his brooklyn special ed schools (PS 396K@289/181).

> almost got his parents arrested and charged at 13 on august 2019 due to him prank calling an "bomb threat" to the local police station next to where he lives

> was an NSFW artist at 16, drawing OVERLY fetishized drawings of underage characters (Enid/Elodie from OK K.O.!, Anne from Amphibia, Leni Loud from The Loud House, etc.), made an weird commission of Shantae the genie whose age is unknown fucking another underage-looking OC by ArrowGate, and likes art from BroozerPunch, whose an friend of mine to ArditB alongside Minamo21, etc.

> was an member of OK K.O.! let's be heroes wiki discord but then got kicked out due to his "homophobia" and stealing art from the official art of the TV Show's crew at 16

> dropped out high school at 17 after harassing his English class teacher

> forces minors under 18 to do NSFW, even sends it to them

> basically chris chan 2.0.

> is a retarded troll on facebook titled "Ardit Berisha" (2018-24) which he got perma-zucked for good

> lives in his mom's basement

> used to have a YouTube page but then got suspended later this year

> is currently active on his tiktok JohnSilverhand200666

> stalks and harasses people, especially sexually harassing young women on the internet

> gets kicked out on Spencer's at the mall due to his stalking/harassment towards the female cashierPost too long. Click here to view the full text.