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HAPPY 2019

Post your picks for who's going to get rolled in a carpet and thrown off the great bridge in the sky this year.

PRESS JULAY TO PAY RESPECTS TO

2017:

Kadee Konstantino

Randy Stair

William Atchison

2018:

TotalBiscuit

David Katz

"Chloe" Sagal

Terry A. Davis

Nux3D

Clairetato Hartley

2019:

Jaquie Beckwith

Sol Pais

Kairo Seijuro

Etika

INTERNET BLOODSPORTS SEMI-PERMANENT MEGATHREAD! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!

Alternate names include

Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∞

Internet Bloodsports Megathread

We've had about a gajillion "Jewtube Skeptic Thread #9" threads at this point that all appear and disappear at the speed of light and nobody really gives a shit about delicately archiving the posts in them or anything, and they're beginning to clutter up the board pretty bad, so this is a compromise everyone can be happy with for the time being.

Discuss all things "Internet Bloodsports" that don't necessitate their own thread here. Krautgate, skeptic drama, all the shit that fall under that umbrella.

Get your raincoats on, kids! Because we're about to see some guts go flying! This thread will be cycled.

Links, Information and Lore:

Full Timeline

https://pastebin.com/1yjbjeaT

http://archive.is/dM1kQ (Backup from April 2nd 2018)

Archived Threads:

https://pastebin.com/Hrtcp4QR

http://archive.is/MtOiZ (Backup from April 2nd 2018)

This takes place just after the wedding that Arthur and them went to and had no idea it was a gay wedding but they didn't care for Mr. Ratburn is a friend. Most had no idea Mr. Ratburn was gay until the wedding itself. He is now an openly gay man. They are planning to adopt some kids in fact of course. Both are men so they can't have kids of their own. They both have the same body parts. So yes both has testicles, scrotums, and penises. Patrick took Mr. Ratburn last name as his own. He moved into Nigels house. For Patrick lived in an apartment. We see them talking about stuff in fact of course. And they are babysitting some of the kids in his class.

"I have no problem with you two being gay men I am a Liberal kind of boy and I am not gay in fact of course," said Arthur, "I don't know why Patrick here is thinking about getting his genitals removed from his body for that sounds painful for they are sensitive body parts I love having a penis and scrotum were my testicles is at I hope to use them to reproduce with someday in fact of course."

"He doesn't like his genitals for he is the femine kind and he owns a chocolate shop," said Mr. Ratburn, "We will ask a gay doctor as in surgeon that has no problems removing genitals in fact of course."

"I don't want my genitals removed from my body for I love my penis in fact of course," said Buster, "We think Binky Barnes is a gay boy in fact of course."

"Once it is off I will be happy and I once tried to cut them off but my mom stopped me," said Patrick, "We will adopt some kids because we are both men in fact of course."

"I think Binky Barnes is gay for when he gave me a bath he looked at my long penis in lust," said Bud, "I am just four years old but I know what sex is my dad taught me with me stripped naked for better reasons."

Bud isn't gay but his one classmates is and Bud is not very good friends for he bosses other's isn't gay in fact of course. Bud knows that it is okay to be different and glad that they will go home later today. Arthur and them boys has circumcised penises in fact of course. Buster and Binky has small penisesPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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Chijo is a homeless Pedo Tranny that dropped out of school at 5th grade. All he does is shits himself and spams /cow/, cuckchan, /cuteboys/, /b/ and discord with his blogposts all day, and if he gets drunk enough, insane lunatic ramblings as well.

Noun is some faggot that saw the crazy and got out of dodge while the tranny stalked it. He's offline now because he doesn't want to catch the AIDS from the tranny

This is the TL;DR, check out these links if you need more lore, or check out the current Aero thread, as he's part of their operation, or just wait for the Fun Chijo Facts

His spergouts

https://8ch.net/b/res/7996788.html

https://8ch.net/b/res/7990877.html

https://8ch.net/b/res/7955834.html

http://206.223.147.218/b/res/8010723.html

Previous Threads:

Thread 0-The spergout

https://web.archive.org/web/20180808143842/https://8ch.net/cow/res/487625.html

Thread 1-https://web.archive.org/web/20180809003822/https://8ch.net/cow/res/494542.html

Thread 2-https://web.archive.org/web/20180708103118/https://8ch.net/cow/res/496599.html

Thread 3-https://archive.li/hJIY2

Thread 4-Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

Hey peeps, any idea of where this walking blubber of a human being is now?

Is he really dead?

Is he living on a dump as this is posted?

Is he being held on some kind of forced employment to maybe save what's left of his sorry ass?

Is he still living with his parents?

And if so, how's his family situation going?

Or is he just in hiding using alts to continue his legacy of deranged and radioactive autism?

I await….

Ladies and gentlemen

This is Virgin No. 5!

One, two, three, four, five

Everybody in the Son-Chu, so come on let's ride

To the GAMe PLACe around the corner

The boys say they want some Iced Tea and Fanta

But I really don't wanna

Reeb bust, like I had last week

I must stay deep, 'cause talk is cheap

I like Julie, Sarah, Ivy and Kacey

And as I continue you know they're getting crazier

So what can I do? I really beg you, my Lord

To me failing is just like a sport

Anything naïve, it's all good let me dump it

Please set in the trumpet

A little bit of BlueSpike in my life

A little bit of Liquid by my side

A little bit of Asperchu is all I need

A little bit of Cogsdev is what I see

A little bit of Vivian in the sun

A little bit of Tito all night long

A little bit of Clyde Cash here I am

A little bit of you makes me your tard

Virgin No. 5!

Jump up and down and jerk it all around

Shake your pickle to the sound

Put your hands on the ground

Mass debate left and mass debate right

Cum to the front and cum to the side

Crap your briefs once and crap your briefs twice

And if they look like dirty then you're doing it right

A little bit of BlueSpike in my life

A little bit of Liquid by my side

A little bit of Asperchu is all I need

A little bit of Cogsdev is what I see

A little bit of Vivian in Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

Has there been a thread on this guy before? There isn't anything on the catalog. He has a foxdickfarms thread. https://foxdickfarms.net/threads/johnny-neptune-elvismongo-plssnpploff.29856/

I saw on the front page that he reported some anon tothe fbi. A quick google search found that he is actually quite a cow, and being from 8chan, i'm disappointed there isn't a thread on him yet.

you NEVER get any pussy. you have never seen a vagina on real life. but you play videogames like a 7 year old girl.

the entire world laughs in your face.

Do anyone else here knows this streamer?

gonna talk a bit of her lore since i feel she's a bit a unknown lolcow.

she goes the internet name of Slurpwis, but she had a bunch of names over the years like Mr noob tophat, Silynister, Charmvere

>she used to play Second Life back in 2015-2016 and seems to have been pretty popular there, maybe a bit way too much after she got into some drama with a lolcow called Britbong, he then leaked her nudes, which she seems to

have sent to a bunch of people, she was know as Mrnoob tophat during that that

>after that she became a mod for Shadman on discord, she was know as Silynister then, in this case people seem to hate her (not sure how she got shadman attenttion but i can imagine it), she did a bunch of chaos in the server and send her nudes there, until others mods had enought of her and got hid of her

>she also had some time as a camgirl it seems, but i have no evidence for that nor can i confirm 100% just something that was told to me, she also dated some guy called Null that is kinda know on foxdickfarms, she claims he was abusive

>currently she goes by Slurpwis and streams on twitch sometimes, not much to say about her streams, its boring after a while, hence why she has been stuck at max 20 viewers ever since she started doing it

>some plus about her, she's lowkey racist and a bit of a redneck in her line of tought, she's republican but doesnt seem to know much about politics in fact of course

Cont from old thread

This is ShanamaidHD/Beko/lilbekobirdy

He is a known pedophile and has been catfished several times.

At this time and space he is livestreaming.

The documents are in swedish so it might will be hard for you to read. That is why we have Swedefags.

PREVIOUS THREAD (#13)

>>282400

https://archive.is/sUQI3

NEW TO THE RIDE?

Jerry's saga as a lolcow has gone on for years and more and more people are discovering it as he becomes more reviled in the communities he's in. If you're new to these threads, give this a read!

https://pastebin.com/XxLm69Uv

https://archive.is/jL5KY

PREVIOUSLY

Follow a quick summary of last threads highlights here:

https://pastebin.com/9R3TPM8b

https://archive.is/btY3L

LINKS

http://lily-peet.tumblr.com/ (Tumblr account required to view. Take note that the blog WILL show up as a 404 if your account has been blocked by Jerry, so make a throwaway if need be. Read below on how to archive!)

http://lily-peet-nsfw.tumblr.com/ (Was temporarily back up for a short while before being taken down, also requires a non-blocked tumblr account)

https://www.youtube.com/user/Bhalspawn (Remember to archive videos if you can. See below for details.)

https://www.paypig.com/Valkyrstudios?ty=h

https://lolcow.farm/snow/res/1498101.html#1597703

https://lolcow.farm/meta/res/35966.html#q35966

Well it is official by now, Kuz aka Yuri has paid off one of the .farm jannies. The other swept other things all day and as soon as the shift switched, a lot of comments calling Yuri bad for what he does got swept and I know I was not the only one banned and called a tranny. I don't even know wtf they are talking about at this point but they have turned the site into worshipping a tranny in reverse.

Kuz is trying to spam CP and blame it on this Erika chick, wtf is going on?

Lolcow.farm is fucking dead in the water.

Attached is what I said that was swept and covered up.

my lolcow ex co worker rapper wanna -be asked me to spread his channel so thought no other place than here!

https://youtube.com/channel/UCVaZgj4nkm0esTQ8Zf5CLPw

Phantasm deserves his own thread. He's literally on a banner on 4chan.org. He's a cow that frequently posts on >>>/4chon/