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INTERNET BLOODSPORTS SEMI-PERMANENT MEGATHREAD! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!

Alternate names include

Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∞

Internet Bloodsports Megathread

We've had about a gajillion "Jewtube Skeptic Thread #9" threads at this point that all appear and disappear at the speed of light and nobody really gives a shit about delicately archiving the posts in them or anything, and they're beginning to clutter up the board pretty bad, so this is a compromise everyone can be happy with for the time being.

Discuss all things "Internet Bloodsports" that don't necessitate their own thread here. Krautgate, skeptic drama, all the shit that fall under that umbrella.

Get your raincoats on, kids! Because we're about to see some guts go flying! This thread will be cycled.

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Welcome to /cow/! This board concerns lolcows, or fools who are unwittingly funny or can be goaded into being funny. We document, archive and laugh at the weirdness of the internet.

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• /cow/ is automatically archived at https://8ch.net/cow/archive/index.html. You can find all other known archives with the links in the Rules page.

• VanKrause, founder of the original /cwc/, answered questions about the history of Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

HAPPY 2019

Post your picks for who's going to get rolled in a carpet and thrown off the great bridge in the sky this year.

PRESS JULAY TO PAY RESPECTS TO

2017:

Kadee Konstantino

Randy Stair

William Atchison

2018:

TotalBiscuit

David Katz

"Chloe" Sagal

Terry A. Davis

Nux3D

Clairetato Hartley

2019:

Jaquie Beckwith

Sol Pais

Kairo Seijuro

Etika

This takes place just after the wedding that Arthur and them went to and had no idea it was a gay wedding but they didn't care for Mr. Ratburn is a friend. Most had no idea Mr. Ratburn was gay until the wedding itself. He is now an openly gay man. They are planning to adopt some kids in fact of course. Both are men so they can't have kids of their own. They both have the same body parts. So yes both has testicles, scrotums, and penises. Patrick took Mr. Ratburn last name as his own. He moved into Nigels house. For Patrick lived in an apartment. We see them talking about stuff in fact of course. And they are babysitting some of the kids in his class.

"I have no problem with you two being gay men I am a Liberal kind of boy and I am not gay in fact of course," said Arthur, "I don't know why Patrick here is thinking about getting his genitals removed from his body for that sounds painful for they are sensitive body parts I love having a penis and scrotum were my testicles is at I hope to use them to reproduce with someday in fact of course."

"He doesn't like his genitals for he is the femine kind and he owns a chocolate shop," said Mr. Ratburn, "We will ask a gay doctor as in surgeon that has no problems removing genitals in fact of course."

"I don't want my genitals removed from my body for I love my penis in fact of course," said Buster, "We think Binky Barnes is a gay boy in fact of course."

"Once it is off I will be happy and I once tried to cut them off but my mom stopped me," said Patrick, "We will adopt some kids because we are both men in fact of course."

"I think Binky Barnes is gay for when he gave me a bath he looked at my long penis in lust," said Bud, "I am just four years old but I know what sex is my dad taught me with me stripped naked for better reasons."

Bud isn't gay but his one classmates is and Bud is not very good friends for he bosses other's isn't gay in fact of course. Bud knows that it is okay to be different and glad that they will go home later today. Arthur and them boys has circumcised penises in fact of course. Buster and Binky has small penisesPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

Is this lonely man potential lolcow material?

Cobson is a primary Soyjak variant. He is visually based on the character Jobe Smith from the 1992 science fiction horror film "The Lawnmower Man"[a][5]. He first appeared on 4chan's /qa/ board in June 2021.

Jobe's model that Cobson was traced from was developed by Angel Studios, now known as Rockstar Games[6]. Cobson's features include 2 thick eyebrows, irises on the eyes, a well-kept stubble, an average sized forehead, and a masculine facial structure. Compared to other soyjaks, Cobson is much more masculine and dominant, and more open to sexual activity. His existence fulfills many niches in soyjak creation, contributing to his popularity.

Cobson first arose in June 2021, where he quickly gained a controversial reputation. A lot of soyjak critics at the time derided this soyjak as coal[7][8][9] and most didn't really care about it, though a minority of critics saw it as very gemmy and dubbed it a "God tier wojack"[10]. However, a critical reevaluation soon followed after Cobson stole the 10 millionth GET on /s4s/.[11] Along with 2 of the most popular music artists on the Sharty, 6ixϪhrembo[12] and David Thoughie, being Cobsons themselves, Cobson is now widely dubbed by soyjak critics as one of the greatest soyjaks of all time, and some even deem him to be the G.O.A.T, though there are a minority of critics that still think that he is coal. This critical appreciation led Cobson to win Ϫ Oscars, 13 Emmys, a 9.8 rating on IMDB, a 9.5 rating on MyAnimeList, 6 stars on Letterboxd, and a 14.88/10 rating on RateYourMusic.[it just is, ok?]

However, with Cobson's newfound popularity, some more malicious forces decided to use this "God tier wojack" for their own deranged purposes. Some trannies decided to make QoS edits of innocent Cobson, and the heretical belief that he is a "slut for BBC" soon emerged among the sharty's transgender population. Along with edits of Cobson depicting him as a rapist called Rapeson[13][14][15], his reputation became tainted among soyteens.

He is still mostly regarded as a gem doebeit, and the bone-chilling, spine-tinging, genre-redefining vidya game called Five Nights at Cobson's has been released by renowned game developer Froot Cawthon and his team in order to honoPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

I heard if you call these guys Indian they get reaaaaaalll mad

https://youtu.be/x7XvaOW-p7A

Dormin (Real name Jacob 'Jake' Powell) is the owner of a discord server called The Archive.

The Archive is host to a myriad of degeneracy. Traps, faggots, pedos, furfaggots and ethots, all degeneracy under the sun happens on the Archive. Dormin spams invites for the server on halfchan r9k (and 8chan /furry/), Dormin seems to have ambition in making The Archive the premier 4chan discord under his control, this is stated as he has in the past, has launched raids on competing discord servers who are also advertising on r9k.

Dormin has been reported grooming underage girls on the archive and soliciting sexual images from said underage girls, one of which has been documented below.

He has drinking as well as mental health issues and has recounted on The Archive committing a potential felony with a firearm at 15 years old.

Dormin is an orbiter who rampantly blogposts himself to his tranny harem on The Archive while drunk, in his ranks, Dormin has recruited Pedophile furrys who have admitted to having sexual relations with underage minors. He solicits all the ethots in his Discord, underage or not, for sexual material, Dormin has reposted sexual images which he has solicited from women, which in his home state of California is Illegal.

The Archive which he owns allows child pornography to be posted and encourages it, he has stated (documented) that quote “yeah pedophiles arent normies so they can stay”

It is also rumored he is somewhat of a closet Bisexual, he claims to be in control of an E-Harem, a private discord full of trannies and e-thots (documented).

Dormin has treated the internet as a teenage girl treats her journal which is fitting since this is where he brags about grooming underage girls, solicits nudes from girls trannies and traps alike as he's sexually deranged. Even going so far as bragging about his mental health issues he's recounted these tales while sometimes brandishing a firearm he claims his police officer father owns. Or from his job as a security guard.

Dormin (Jacob Powell) is a degenerate committing degenerate acts, who hosts a forum of abject and abominable degeneracy, all sanctioned byPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

Faggot videos

https://www.youtube.com/@danileepearce5610/videos

Address and phone

3236 w walsh pl

Denver CO

262 327 3876

Strangled a cat in 2020

Sex offender

Huge lol cow faggot

Do whatever you want to him he's earned it

now eastern friend

이것 사용방법

whtisopopopopopopopop

Can we just fucking kill this sperg and its rotting, bloated corpse "mother" already?

We cannot let this neutered tranny retard live any longer. The time for a final solution is now.

Does /cow/ know this retard? he's a fat old youtuber that begs for easy cash

This guy has impersonated many people in the animation community such as Craig Bartlett, Joe Murray and Steve Hullett, posted underage to top it all off, his own shows and artwork fucking suck ass

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4u1zWoSVOn27m379BWT67w

Last one hit the bump limit >>298119

http://archive.is/LALBZ

Last thread we saw some info dredged up about Macks' old forum, CombustingHerpes, his past in the commentary community as PimpinFishtix, and got a glimpse into how pathetic his irl life really is.

Since then he's continuing to make self masturbatory cocks about Bitcoin and voice actors. A lot of drama's died down since nobody's cared enough to plagiarize him lately.

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=GgyjHnZjnx8

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=Df2FyQHswSA

Macks:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0BNMeyXj5EtqrkIp6VpZFQ

https://twitter.com/SoBroNo3

https://www.paypig.com/SoulBroNo3

http://www.cinematography.com/index.php?showuser=69465

http://www.imdb.com/user/ur35659275/

https://www.castingcall.club/m/soulbrothanumbuh1

https://soundcloud.com/soulbrono3

https://sbn3.bandcamp.com/

https://www.youtube.com/user/SoulBrothaNumbuh4

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What do you think we should do to pedos such as this guy who goes by the name of Triagonal (photo included)? https://archive.is/Ybi1c

They are not only a confirmed pedophile who lust over a 14 year old boy, but they have a small, cult-like following of white-knights and are known for doxing, stalking and impersonation too. Also a genuinely bizarre individual in general who has lied about every aspect of themselves.