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INTERNET BLOODSPORTS SEMI-PERMANENT MEGATHREAD! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!

Alternate names include

Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∞

Internet Bloodsports Megathread

We've had about a gajillion "Jewtube Skeptic Thread #9" threads at this point that all appear and disappear at the speed of light and nobody really gives a shit about delicately archiving the posts in them or anything, and they're beginning to clutter up the board pretty bad, so this is a compromise everyone can be happy with for the time being.

Discuss all things "Internet Bloodsports" that don't necessitate their own thread here. Krautgate, skeptic drama, all the shit that fall under that umbrella.

Get your raincoats on, kids! Because we're about to see some guts go flying! This thread will be cycled.

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https://pastebin.com/1yjbjeaT

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HAPPY 2019

Post your picks for who's going to get rolled in a carpet and thrown off the great bridge in the sky this year.

PRESS JULAY TO PAY RESPECTS TO

2017:

Kadee Konstantino

Randy Stair

William Atchison

2018:

TotalBiscuit

David Katz

"Chloe" Sagal

Terry A. Davis

Nux3D

Clairetato Hartley

2019:

Jaquie Beckwith

Sol Pais

Kairo Seijuro

Etika

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This takes place just after the wedding that Arthur and them went to and had no idea it was a gay wedding but they didn't care for Mr. Ratburn is a friend. Most had no idea Mr. Ratburn was gay until the wedding itself. He is now an openly gay man. They are planning to adopt some kids in fact of course. Both are men so they can't have kids of their own. They both have the same body parts. So yes both has testicles, scrotums, and penises. Patrick took Mr. Ratburn last name as his own. He moved into Nigels house. For Patrick lived in an apartment. We see them talking about stuff in fact of course. And they are babysitting some of the kids in his class.

"I have no problem with you two being gay men I am a Liberal kind of boy and I am not gay in fact of course," said Arthur, "I don't know why Patrick here is thinking about getting his genitals removed from his body for that sounds painful for they are sensitive body parts I love having a penis and scrotum were my testicles is at I hope to use them to reproduce with someday in fact of course."

"He doesn't like his genitals for he is the femine kind and he owns a chocolate shop," said Mr. Ratburn, "We will ask a gay doctor as in surgeon that has no problems removing genitals in fact of course."

"I don't want my genitals removed from my body for I love my penis in fact of course," said Buster, "We think Binky Barnes is a gay boy in fact of course."

"Once it is off I will be happy and I once tried to cut them off but my mom stopped me," said Patrick, "We will adopt some kids because we are both men in fact of course."

"I think Binky Barnes is gay for when he gave me a bath he looked at my long penis in lust," said Bud, "I am just four years old but I know what sex is my dad taught me with me stripped naked for better reasons."

Bud isn't gay but his one classmates is and Bud is not very good friends for he bosses other's isn't gay in fact of course. Bud knows that it is okay to be different and glad that they will go home later today. Arthur and them boys has circumcised penises in fact of course. Buster and Binky has small penisesPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

Piggy is look for a cock to rape her right ass hole, can anyone help the piggy out?

Last one hit the bump limit >>298119

http://archive.is/LALBZ

Last thread we saw some info dredged up about Macks' old forum, CombustingHerpes, his past in the commentary community as PimpinFishtix, and got a glimpse into how pathetic his irl life really is.

Since then he's continuing to make self masturbatory cocks about Bitcoin and voice actors. A lot of drama's died down since nobody's cared enough to plagiarize him lately.

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=GgyjHnZjnx8

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=Df2FyQHswSA

Macks:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0BNMeyXj5EtqrkIp6VpZFQ

https://twitter.com/SoBroNo3

https://www.paypig.com/SoulBroNo3

http://www.cinematography.com/index.php?showuser=69465

http://www.imdb.com/user/ur35659275/

https://www.castingcall.club/m/soulbrothanumbuh1

https://soundcloud.com/soulbrono3

https://sbn3.bandcamp.com/

https://www.youtube.com/user/SoulBrothaNumbuh4

Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

link to old one

>>513654

is anyone in her Discord? We need an Insider to get more info on her.

Quick Rundown:

>be Brittany Venti

>basically a female basement-neckbeard NEET, who can't do anything except stream

>meet an attractive Aryan through HWNDU, who is WAY above her league

>bipolar, disgusting hoarder with cringy internet humor

>extremely jealous, ruined her bf's potential career (he had to quit college for her and isn't allowed to get a job, because she was so clingy)

>kept him as dependent on him as possible

>apartment is full of clothes she orders online, catpoop in her bed, doesn't clean anything, doesn't cook

>bf describes the time with her as the absolute lowest point in his life

>because she only eats takeout food and doesn't clean up, she even has a cockroach infestation (a cockroach appaered live on stream)

>think that it was smart to talk lies about her bf on the internet

>he goes into ralph's chat and reveals it all (the links are the recordings)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqLTOIwD6i8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDaMJxnD3D8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfwk8ydIzjM

Justin Griffin, who also goes by the handles @RUSTERNATOR on Telegram and on TikTok, is a known animal abuser.

He is known for being a pathological liar who plays the victim in any situation and tries to act like a tough guy who thinks he can fight anyone on the street. He likes to try and dox people as well as boast about being a part of the criminal underworld. He's been known to make claims that he's connected to gangs such as the Comancheros and the Banditos, and at times claims he is a police informant.

He has a history of abusing animals, particularly cats, and is currently in possession of a cat by the name of Tiger.

Attached is a statement from a witness that has seen the abuse unfold. In addition, attached is another document pertaining to his conviction papers.

Chris will be raped in prison. LOL.

How will it sound? Will he plead? Scream? Quietly accept it?

Snugglepunk is a lgbt cocks creator that has taken advantage of multiple men & women. She has her age hidden & edits herself to looking 18. Keep in mind she is 27. She is the reason why my friend may be dead & her ex boyfriend is dead, she has ruined so many peoples lives by doxxxxxxxing them & attempting to traffick them to the middle east. There's a whole thread of her having history of doing this to people, the police are aware of multiple people reporting her. Nothing has been done & I think lolcow can make her pay the price. There's multiple threads out there of her doing this to people. Aka goes by Hannah.

Eggy thread?

http://necklore.wikia.com/wiki/Eggman

https://twitter.com/1eggwhite

The famous youtuber Mister Metokur (Twitter: https://twitter.com/MisterAntiBully , Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfYbb7nga6-icsFWWgS-kWw ), has recently being DMCA by a group of "Famous Furry youtubers and characters (Of all genders and types)" for publicly speaking against one of their "friends" due to very solid evidence of him committing acts of zoophilia, necrophilia, road kill fetish against animals.

-Video explaining the subject:

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2okzfx1k0I&t=1s] [Embed]

Summary: The Furry youtuber Kero the wolF (Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmmyGFIyEUHDsVTZwuW1BZA) Fucked death and alive animals, to please his own fetish to the point of even doing so to his dog, a famous furry in the fandom found images and chat logs proving aand backing up this claim , at the same in the logs (Wich contain images, audios and videos) can be found more participants doing this same act, that info dating back to 2017.

Kero response to the matter in twitter was and i quote "I was hacked by Iranian super hackers" thus every done by his was done by them. Curiosly in 2017 telegram was banned due to politcal issues ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telegram_in_Iran).

After Mister metokur video on the subject, he got treatened by one of Keros diaper baby furfag, Ashely the wolf who is transgender (Twitter: https://twitter.com/AshleyZoeFox, Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/FoxVideoChannel) to be DMCA for the use of cocks not owned by him, Mister Metokur responded in less tPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

If you haven’t heard of this name yet, then here it is. Alleged 4Chan user, Bianca Devins, was just murdered by her boyfriend, Brandon Clark. She is said to have been murdered by her boyfriend, Brandon Clark. She was a resident living in the city of Utica, New York. Keep reading for more details.

Bianca Devins

Now if you don’t know this, then Bianca was a popular Instagrammer. She had over 35k followers and had the bio “fake internet girl”. She was allegedly a 4Chan user. For those of you who don’t know what 4Chan is, here you go. 4Chan is basically an imageboard website which was created by the famous hacker group, Anonymous. Or better known as Anon. Bianca was an active user of this website. She kept her social media account alive.

https://theinnersane.com/2019/07/15/4chan-user-bianca-devins-murdered-by-boyfriend-brandon-clark/

http://archive.is/UcOPW

>>605459

Aero's been sort of silent after someone on the foxdickfarms posted evidence of him molesting an underage on discord. He's moved out of his mom's house and now lives with some tranny named hoverduck(https://steamcommunity.com/id/hoverduck).

That's cool didn't ask don't care didn't read plus you're gay lmfao and what a bitch made fag you are wrote me the gayest message I ever received and than blocked me like the broke ass shoe shinning bitch made nigga are lmfao