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INTERNET BLOODSPORTS SEMI-PERMANENT MEGATHREAD! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!

Alternate names include

Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∞

Internet Bloodsports Megathread

We've had about a gajillion "Jewtube Skeptic Thread #9" threads at this point that all appear and disappear at the speed of light and nobody really gives a shit about delicately archiving the posts in them or anything, and they're beginning to clutter up the board pretty bad, so this is a compromise everyone can be happy with for the time being.

Discuss all things "Internet Bloodsports" that don't necessitate their own thread here. Krautgate, skeptic drama, all the shit that fall under that umbrella.

Get your raincoats on, kids! Because we're about to see some guts go flying! This thread will be cycled.

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HAPPY 2019

Post your picks for who's going to get rolled in a carpet and thrown off the great bridge in the sky this year.

PRESS JULAY TO PAY RESPECTS TO

2017:

Kadee Konstantino

Randy Stair

William Atchison

2018:

TotalBiscuit

David Katz

"Chloe" Sagal

Terry A. Davis

Nux3D

Clairetato Hartley

2019:

Jaquie Beckwith

Sol Pais

Kairo Seijuro

Etika

This takes place just after the wedding that Arthur and them went to and had no idea it was a gay wedding but they didn't care for Mr. Ratburn is a friend. Most had no idea Mr. Ratburn was gay until the wedding itself. He is now an openly gay man. They are planning to adopt some kids in fact of course. Both are men so they can't have kids of their own. They both have the same body parts. So yes both has testicles, scrotums, and penises. Patrick took Mr. Ratburn last name as his own. He moved into Nigels house. For Patrick lived in an apartment. We see them talking about stuff in fact of course. And they are babysitting some of the kids in his class.

"I have no problem with you two being gay men I am a Liberal kind of boy and I am not gay in fact of course," said Arthur, "I don't know why Patrick here is thinking about getting his genitals removed from his body for that sounds painful for they are sensitive body parts I love having a penis and scrotum were my testicles is at I hope to use them to reproduce with someday in fact of course."

"He doesn't like his genitals for he is the femine kind and he owns a chocolate shop," said Mr. Ratburn, "We will ask a gay doctor as in surgeon that has no problems removing genitals in fact of course."

"I don't want my genitals removed from my body for I love my penis in fact of course," said Buster, "We think Binky Barnes is a gay boy in fact of course."

"Once it is off I will be happy and I once tried to cut them off but my mom stopped me," said Patrick, "We will adopt some kids because we are both men in fact of course."

"I think Binky Barnes is gay for when he gave me a bath he looked at my long penis in lust," said Bud, "I am just four years old but I know what sex is my dad taught me with me stripped naked for better reasons."

Bud isn't gay but his one classmates is and Bud is not very good friends for he bosses other's isn't gay in fact of course. Bud knows that it is okay to be different and glad that they will go home later today. Arthur and them boys has circumcised penises in fact of course. Buster and Binky has small penisesPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

hey /cow/. this will probably be the only post I'll ever make but it must be said.

Skyler Grabowsky is a faggot with autism and he is a major threat to society.

you can see some of his autism below.

https://www.quora.com/profile/Skyler-Grabowsky

https://ask.fm/SIGMAGAMMA

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC91tqhxtiaCdXcJb9YoSxjw

this guy is obsessed with typical autistic shit. video games, caring how much people like him and a musical genre called vaporwave.

he is quite prominent in vaporwave but there are certain things that piss him off.

for one, he has a stupid and irrational fear that some user name eccodroid is going after him.

https://twitter.com/eccodroid

he thinks this guy is out to get him so if we just pretend to be followers of him, it'll guarantee massive lulz.

this is his current twitter.

https://twitter.com/stickynoiserecs

the music he makes sucks, he's a filthy progressive, he has terrible views on everything and values himself over everything else.

he is a perfect target.

I'm just leaving this information here because I feel like it'll make the world a less autistic faggot place, if we can get him off the internet than who knows what could result from this. maybe Trump might get his second term in office.

ALRIGHT, I SEEMS THAT YOU MOTHERFUCKERS DIDNT LEARNED ANYTHING!!!!!

I THOUGHT YOU FUCKING DIED!!! FUCK THIS SHIT, I TRY TO IGNORE YOU, I TRY TO STAY AWAY FROM YOU MONSTERS,AND YOU ARE RUINING MY LIFE YET AGAIN WHY WONT YOU DISBAND??? DONT YOU SEE I CANT STAND THIS FUCKING SHIT!!! I KNOW YOU CAME FROM /COW/ TO COMMENT ON MY DREAM, I KNOW WHO YOU GUYS ARE AND THAT YOU ARE FROM HERE DONT EVEN DENY IT.

ALRIGHT THIS IS WHAT IM GOING TO DO TO YOU FAGGOTS:SONICFORCE 5, DARKWINGDUELINGDRAGON, MIDGARDWOLF2001, AND ALL YOU OTHER FAGGOTS IN MY COMMENT SECTION COMMENTING AND TROLLING, BADLY, ON MY LATEST DREAM, ON PURPOSE. IM GOING TO FLAG YOU AND REPORT YOU ALL TO ALL THE MODS!!!! SO YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF BECAUSE IM GOING TO BLOCK YOU MOTHERFUCKERS. AND IF ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS DONT STOP!!!! I GOING TO THE POLICE IM FUCKING PISSED OF ON ALL YOU FAGS

STAY AWAY YOU MONSTERS. I WARN YOU FOR ONE LAST TIME!!!!.

FUCK ANYBODY TRYING TO RUIN MY DREAM,

FUCK ANYBODY WITH ANY VIDEOS ON ME,

AND FUCK YOU FOR SUPPORTING THIS TROLLSHIT.

BECAUSE IM NOT JUST GOING TO BLOW UP BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOU FAGGOTS WANT ME TO DO. SO YOU NEED TO GET A CLUE YOU HATEMONSTERS I, DONT, WANT, THIS, ON, ME, ANYMORE!!!!!, I WILL NEVER GIVE UP!!!!!!!!!! SO FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND IF YOU DONT STOP IM GONNA BLOCK ALL YOU FAGGOTS ON MY DA. SO YOU WONT BE ABLE TO TROLL ME ANYMORE THAT GOES FOR SONICFORCE5 DARKWINGDOUCEBAG AND FAGGOTWOLF ALREADY.

SO FUCK YOU FOR EVEN TRYING, IT WONT WORK, I WILL NEVER GIVE UP. I MEAN CMON, WHY, WHY DO YOU KEEP TROLLING I PREFER IF PEOPLE THINK IM A MONSTER THAN YOU HATERS GETTING ON MY DA ACCOUNT TROLLING FREELY.AND YOUI SPEWING OUT THESE VIDEOS ON ME OUT OF YOUR ASSHOLE.I MEAN COME ON, COME ON, CANT YOU COMMENTATE ON SOMEONE ELSE THEIR WORK AND THEIR DREAMS INSTEAD OF RUIMING MINE???

BECAUSE IM SICK OFF IT 100 VIDEOS YOU FUCKERS MADE OF ME, 100 ART ON DA ON ME,AND 8 THREADS ON ME ON THIS SITE AND YOU THINK I WOULD CHANGE!!!!! IT WONT WORK NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU HATE ME. MY DREAM WILL GO ONE FOREVER.IM STILL ME AND YOU ARE STILL FUCKING MONSTERS. AND I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO GO BAPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

So for about 3 years now some crazy autist or troll(s) with a lot of time on their hands has been posting the same screen caps of forum posts and other things Barney related whenever a pony thread or image gets posted on a 4chan board that isn't /mlp/. Luckily Barneyfag only posts his shit on 4chan and hasn't moved to 8chan.

Some links

http://x86x2.deviantart.com/

https://archive.moe/_/search/image/9OPfyX8lx2548mlmd5bQhw%3D%3D/page/79/

https://kiwifar.ms/threads/barneyfag-x86x2-revved-savior-of-4chan-shitposter-that-is-triggered-by-barney.10780/

AYDIN LORE

>Autistic

>Jewish

>Bipolar Disorder

>Infertile

>Alcoholic

>Hardcore coalburner

>Faked suicide attempt at least two times

>Has GOTIS

>Posted julayers on cuckchan

>Likes loli porn, scat and bestiality

>Larps as a pagan and claims that Odin is her 45th great-grandfather

>Larps as a scientist (she has no publications)

>Doxed herself in a debate against Destiny

>Claims that Kraut gave her a neurodegenerative disease and that she is in a wheelchair since then.

>Compulsive Liar (lied about the wheelchair, her tits on cuckchan, her Jewish ancestry, her published research and so on. She also tried to erase her coalburning past from the internet)

>Was anorexic in high school

>Treats her people horribly. Treated the guy that ran her Discord in a way you wouldn’t treat a dog

>Started to cry when Kraut rejected her

>Mistreated her main contributor on the paypig and said horrible things to him

> Has had 4 disastrous relationships since she started her yt career.

AYDIN SPECULATIVE LORE

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Last one hit bumplimit. >>95980

Sum of last thread:

>a few minor cows show up

>lena and someone else end up happening to get "hidden camera detectors", end up convincing themselves of gangtrolling spying troll really happening while the device actually picks up the phone camera that's filming their video, the microwave, a store's security cameras, electrical wiring, etc.

>GaruchillaJoe Tries It: Being a biological terrorist

>Crazy Bonnie gets called a "weirdo", thinks wikileaks is going to do anything about the gangtrolling meme

>Lena implies she's a rape victim (which would explain a lot)

>tinfoil-lined cars

>green is now on the list of harassment colors

>D Hilton threatened to kill people, no update after 2 years

>761c27, a "gangtrolling victim" himself, appears to autism

An exceptional Individual who Raided /cow/ when his dox were posted to a thread. Rather than report them like a rational person, he went on the war path, organizing a group of people to raid /cow/ in an attempt to bury them.

Appeared on Failure's Morning Kumite attempting to "confront" a group of people who he claimed were all responsible, shouting at them and pointing fingers until eventually he was conclusively proven wrong and spent the remainder of the stream sulking while Failure got shitfaced.

Old thread reached bump limits. Post about all the foxdicks and how they're the real lolcows here