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f9bcba No.390723 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

INTERNET BLOODSPORTS SEMI-PERMANENT MEGATHREAD! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!

Alternate names include

Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∞

Internet Bloodsports Megathread

We've had about a gajillion "Jewtube Skeptic Thread #9" threads at this point that all appear and disappear at the speed of light and nobody really gives a shit about delicately archiving the posts in them or anything, and they're beginning to clutter up the board pretty bad, so this is a compromise everyone can be happy with for the time being.

Discuss all things "Internet Bloodsports" that don't necessitate their own thread here. Krautgate, skeptic drama, all the shit that fall under that umbrella.

Get your raincoats on, kids! Because we're about to see some guts go flying! This thread will be cycled.

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Come post with us over at https://8ch.moe/ !

If you're from Russia, China or New Zealand and cannot see the site or get error messages while posting, use redchannit.org

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d7884e No.251757 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

HAPPY 2019

Post your picks for who's going to get rolled in a carpet and thrown off the great bridge in the sky this year.

PRESS JULAY TO PAY RESPECTS TO

2017:

Kadee Konstantino

Randy Stair

William Atchison

2018:

TotalBiscuit

David Katz

"Chloe" Sagal

Terry A. Davis

Nux3D

Clairetato Hartley

2019:

Jaquie Beckwith

Sol Pais

Kairo Seijuro

Etika

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dea76c No.971939

join

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c10187 No.125 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

Welcome to /cow/! This board concerns lolcows, or fools who are unwittingly funny or can be goaded into being funny. We document, archive and laugh at the weirdness of the internet.

/cow/ has its own purpose and ethos independent of the rest of 8chan. If you're coming from /baphomet/, note that /cow/ isn't a random board, so new threads must be about lolcows. If you're coming from /pol/, note that /cow/ isn't /pol/; zero-potential threads for the subjects of news stories or viral videos and off-topic political discussion are both unwelcome. If you're coming from /sp/, /int/, or /icup/, please keep cross-board shenanigans in this thread. If you're coming from the Kiwi Farms, please read the current Kiwi or Null General first. If you're coming from ED, enjoy your stay. If you have any suggestions, banners, CSS, or board assets to share, please post them here.

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1. New threads must have a subject and pertain to established or potential lolcows. Off-topic discussion is permitted on Fridays in >>2.

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• The style sheet was replaced by that of >>>/templeos/ in memory of the late Terry A. Davis. Following that, we changed it to celebrate /cow/'s fourth anniversary on 8chan. If you're on the spectrum and you wish to revert such temporary changes, you can use the backup copy of cow.css here: https://pastebin.com/mwsVagaw. All board settings, including current word filters, can be found here: https://8ch.net/settings.php?board=cow.

• /cow/ is automatically archived at https://8ch.net/cow/archive/index.html. You can find all other known archives with the links in the Rules page.

• VanKrause, founder of the original /cwc/, answered questions about the history of Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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370334 No.972041

dead board

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542f7e No.958917 [Open thread]

This takes place just after the wedding that Arthur and them went to and had no idea it was a gay wedding but they didn't care for Mr. Ratburn is a friend. Most had no idea Mr. Ratburn was gay until the wedding itself. He is now an openly gay man. They are planning to adopt some kids in fact of course. Both are men so they can't have kids of their own. They both have the same body parts. So yes both has testicles, scrotums, and penises. Patrick took Mr. Ratburn last name as his own. He moved into Nigels house. For Patrick lived in an apartment. We see them talking about stuff in fact of course. And they are babysitting some of the kids in his class.

"I have no problem with you two being gay men I am a Liberal kind of boy and I am not gay in fact of course," said Arthur, "I don't know why Patrick here is thinking about getting his genitals removed from his body for that sounds painful for they are sensitive body parts I love having a penis and scrotum were my testicles is at I hope to use them to reproduce with someday in fact of course."

"He doesn't like his genitals for he is the femine kind and he owns a chocolate shop," said Mr. Ratburn, "We will ask a gay doctor as in surgeon that has no problems removing genitals in fact of course."

"I don't want my genitals removed from my body for I love my penis in fact of course," said Buster, "We think Binky Barnes is a gay boy in fact of course."

"Once it is off I will be happy and I once tried to cut them off but my mom stopped me," said Patrick, "We will adopt some kids because we are both men in fact of course."

"I think Binky Barnes is gay for when he gave me a bath he looked at my long penis in lust," said Bud, "I am just four years old but I know what sex is my dad taught me with me stripped naked for better reasons."

Bud isn't gay but his one classmates is and Bud is not very good friends for he bosses other's isn't gay in fact of course. Bud knows that it is okay to be different and glad that they will go home later today. Arthur and them boys has circumcised penises in fact of course. Buster and Binky has small penisesPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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4616ba No.971385

Since no one has mentioned it yet, this thread appears to be about Travis the Arthur fan.

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0320fd No.972042 [Open thread]

"Am a good person?" This is a question many wrestle with at one time or another. Kelvin Hayes Robins Jr., fortunately, does not have to worry about this. If he has even a shadow of doubt in his heart, he can visit a local Medicaid nursing home and see what he has done. All he has to do is peek through its windows and see a few old ladies who are not enjoying another year in their now-condemned homes, the ones he destroyed. No, they are spending a very cold and public Christmas with all the heat the taxpayers will provide in a cramped, dirty building, all because he was put on this Earth. Yes, Kelvin can then put such ambiguities to rest knowing that no, he's not a good person.

Kelvin's story first took off around New Year's 2019, when he made the news for not only scamming a woman with terminal cancer out of $19,000 but also leaving this elderly woman's home unlivable [ link https://abc13.com/scammed-by-contractor-hurricane-harvey-pods-repossessed/4996819/ archive https://archive.is/d0oW8 ] as a fake contractor operating under his "Certified Home Improvements" business. While some sociopaths would be cocks to call this a win and a little fun, Kelvin isn't your usual asshole. No, when he found out that she was going to the news after waiting months she didn't have for him to do what she paid for, he didn't just slink back to Baton Rouge $19,000 richer and lie low for a bit.

POV: You're an old lady, paid Kelvin, but then asked him to do work: https://archive.is/xot7R

No, a brave man like Kelvin stands up to old ladies when they get uppity. To quote her family:

"The contractor has been calling quite a bit. He's been texting my mother, he's been begging her not to air the story, he's been calling her and crying. He's been quite upset, even to the point where he asks her doesn't she care about his newborn baby."

And what did Kelvin do for this newborn baby that he was tormenting this dying woman with? Well, let's skip ahead a few months and we can see that:

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069d3b No.972038 [Open thread]

grifter. conman. nigerian prince.

https://www.amvic.org/enforcement/convictions/ (2021 convictions)

https://www.ripoffreport.com/report/plastk-credit-card-company/calgary-alberta-motola-ceo-1522720

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/plastk-secured-credit-card-legal-battle-1.6875234

D0xx

https://ca.linkedin.com/in/motola-omobamiduro-49a78614

https://twitter.com/motolao

https://www.facebook.com/Motola.Omobamiduro/

Registrant Name: Motola Omo

Registrant Organization: Motola Omo

Registrant Street: 2985 12th Ave Sw

Registrant City: Calgary

Registrant State/Province: AB

Registrant Postal Code: T3C1M5

Registrant Country: CA

Registrant Phone: +1.4039926552

Registrant Phone Ext:

Registrant Fax:

Registrant Fax Ext:

Registrant Email: email@drivenowcanada.ca

Registry Admin ID: 106667478-CIRA

Admin Name: Motola Omobamiduro

Admin Organization: Motola Omobamiduro

Admin Street: 109 2966 Main st

Admin City: Airdrie

Admin State/Province: AB

Admin Postal Code: T4B3G4

Admin Country: CA

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fa493d No.972036 [Open thread]

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart

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41b060 No.972021 [Open thread]

Can we just fucking kill this sperg and its rotting, bloated corpse "mother" already?

We cannot let this neutered tranny retard live any longer. The time for a final solution is now.

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594e21 No.972022

>>972021

he's probably gonna keep going until he either dies or people leave em alone, at this point their no lols to be had, he's just sad

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0897ce No.972035

>>972022

>>972021

shocked how stupid people are….

if you want to become internet famous forever this is how you do it……………

you would quite literally be the ending of the biggest book on the internet.

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70d30b No.972034 [Open thread]

The notorious date rapist Barrett Kosh when not having gay sex with his makle gang,. likes nothing more than to slip some chemicals into the drink of an unsuspecting woman and get her back to his secret dungeon in Dubai for some non consentual sex.

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116156 No.389204 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

An exceptional Individual who Raided /cow/ when his dox were posted to a thread. Rather than report them like a rational person, he went on the war path, organizing a group of people to raid /cow/ in an attempt to bury them.

Appeared on Failure's Morning Kumite attempting to "confront" a group of people who he claimed were all responsible, shouting at them and pointing fingers until eventually he was conclusively proven wrong and spent the remainder of the stream sulking while Failure got shitfaced.

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2a1cdc No.954776

>>954203

Right here:

Geekthulu

Jeremy Richard Montgomery

https://twitter.com/jrmontgomery77

https://archive.fo/9sXqj

https://www.facebook.com/jrmontgomery77

https://archive.li/eGgtM

jeremymontgomery77@gmail.com

burntsushi@sbcglobal.net

Usernames he has used:

arch0nis

archonis_tv

archonistv

jrmontgomery77

GeekthulhuShow

thegeekthulhu

BurntSushi

https://twitter.com/archonis_tv has some selfie pictures you could post to humiliate him with since he's almost guaranteed to be looking at /cow/ right now. To prove its him you can view the steam links below which show his past usernames along with his paypal link.

Found his name from searching jeremy geekthulhu. An old podcast he did said his name is Jeremy.

Found this on the twitter:

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b9da23 No.956017

rumor is theres a civil war in geeks discord anyone have an invite link to screengrab cocks?

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8060dd No.964935

Anyone have her contact info? I’m sure she would be interested in what the kids dad is up to.

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d97c70 No.969451

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This disgusting pedophile zleb is still hovering over the remains of Andy Cuckski's career along with his pet furry faggot to harvest whatever crumbs of zlebrity he still can, still loathed by the audience and sperging over negative YouTube comments like the oversensitive bitch he is.

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886df5 No.972033

zzzzzz

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a0a5f5 No.972029 [Open thread]

XiaoXiaoMan is a 31 year old who what's to be the AVGN of ROBLOX, and has been playing since 2007. He makes shitty artwork for his games and blatantly includes fetish material in his child-oriented cocks. Despite having a very small fanbase, he is extremely narcisstic.

Unsurprisingly, he was caught grooming an underage fan of his. Screencaps can be found here (there are a LOT):

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1JN1FxtyU1ypQHRMZ-LeqTlxrPLj_MMID

He has been doing this for like 13 years now, living off twitch donations where he reviews roblox games live after dropping out of college. He has a big foot+furry fetish he's snuck into his videos (for kids may I mention) one with art for some gay penguin game he programmed and another was a custom minecraft texture-pack he made which gave the ender dragon very realistic and detailed feet.

https://www.youtube.com/user/XiaoXiaoMan1123/videos?

https://steamcommunity.com/id/XiaoXiaoMan

https://twitter.com/XiaoXiaoMan

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99b65e No.972024 [Open thread]

I feel raped frankly, Barrett Kosh is a repeat offender, him and his gang of deviant scammers at Black Sand FZE will claim to have gold bars, bullion bullshit, do not be fooled you will loose MORE THAN YOUR CASHm like I did.

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467df3 No.917262 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

Also know as: Gordon Jones, Gordon Jahans, Farshnuke, Farsh-nuke, GAK Jahans, Alasdair Jakes, Not the Farsh-nuke.

Jahans is a violent artificially testosterone-fuelled obese NEET cannibal fetishist who hilariously virtue signals about all the usual SJW shit in order to hide how disgusting he is from his non-existent audience and imaginary friends.

He has deleted much cocks, added some more and is intermittently creating and deleting still more. His primary vehicle since the shutdown of Tumblr Porn is using Twitter to retweet porn, S/M fetish shit and thirst on thots and camwhores.

<The Four-Part Jahans Documentary:

The Sins of the Son https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-l15dW9JcE

An Englishman on Holiday https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41ekWgz3VYs

Jahanquisition https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIPyoAilW_0

Boyfriend Saga: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMtZCjtuYcQ

<More Introductory Nectar

The Next Generation Revolutionaries: Alexander Jahans https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRbFpps7_2Q

The Ovenmen on Esoteric Jahanism https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmRqQFxqw-I

Fashy Gainz EP10: Jahans Level Motivation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4otmzisxn8

Alexander Jahans: Diary of a madman: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nrwaRnZ1eM

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d7144f No.970564

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ef4d11 No.972007

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>>970564

If you have these please come to my youtube channel, upload them and I'll add them to the archive:

https://www.youtube.com/@esotericjahanist

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f7ba02 No.972017

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ce17d8 No.972016 [Open thread]

At it again Mr Barrett Kosh CEO of Black Sand FZE on the gay mens scene causing DRAMA on the SCENE if ya know what I mean !!!

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334072 No.972012 [Open thread]

Mr. Barrett Kosh the all time low of the low most kindly opens his ass for my camera in Dubizzle Marina.

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