Ladies and gentlemen
This is Virgin No. 5!
One, two, three, four, five
Everybody in the Son-Chu, so come on let's ride
To the GAMe PLACe around the corner
The boys say they want some Iced Tea and Fanta
But I really don't wanna
Reeb bust, like I had last week
I must stay deep, 'cause talk is cheap
I like Julie, Sarah, Ivy and Kacey
And as I continue you know they're getting crazier
So what can I do? I really beg you, my Lord
To me failing is just like a sport
Anything naïve, it's all good let me dump it
Please set in the trumpet
A little bit of BlueSpike in my life
A little bit of Liquid by my side
A little bit of Asperchu is all I need
A little bit of Cogsdev is what I see
A little bit of Vivian in the sun
A little bit of Tito all night long
A little bit of Clyde Cash here I am
A little bit of you makes me your tard
Virgin No. 5!
Jump up and down and jerk it all around
Shake your pickle to the sound
Put your hands on the ground
Mass debate left and mass debate right
Cum to the front and cum to the side
Crap your briefs once and crap your briefs twice
And if they look like dirty then you're doing it right
A little bit of BlueSpike in my life
A little bit of Liquid by my side
A little bit of Asperchu is all I need
A little bit of Cogsdev is what I see
A little bit of Vivian in the sun
A little bit of Tito all night long
A little bit of Clyde Cash here I am
A little bit of you makes me your tard
Gitar!
The gitar!
Virgin No. 5!
(Ha ha ha)
A little bit of BlueSpike in my life
A little bit of Liquid by my side
A little bit of Asperchu is all I need
A little bit of Cogsdev is what I see
A little bit of Vivian in the sun
A little bit of Tito all night long
A little bit of Clyde Cash here I am
A little bit of you makes me your tard
I do ought to
Get trolled by jerks like you
Cause I can't run, I can't hide
All you trolls are gonna make me fall
Virgin No. 5!
