/cow/ - Lolcows

>>514430

DO IT

Shut up you racist

Can the BO post a full list of what the wordfilters are so I can avoid them?

I keep tripping them and it's fucking annoying. I know bee tee eff oh leads to the infuriating "PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG" but there are others as well.

>>515356

there's a link on the opening post.

>>515356

I get trolled too

>>515426

>>514814

>pretending to be serife

Go away you shit 8chan you still cyber bully me you shit racist

Shut up you all racist

Shut up you all racist and stop anoying me

>>517386

no

Yes you furfrag racist

>>517916

>furfag racist

Okay, cut the shit, you're not real kari, right? that was too good for that downy to think up herself

>>518480

'ANIME IS STILL HARAM'

Anime is for people, not islamic turkroaches

>>518690

Turkroach-tan. The hambeast wanted it after all

I anime is not haram you shit and i dont want that shit thread 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

Who's necrobumping?

>>520778

protip: it's not necrobumping if the thread is stickied

>>520954

Bunch of worthless threads that had last posts 3 or 4 weeks ago were bumped with stupid replies. That's what i was talking about.

Stop made fun of me you shit 8chan

>>520965

oh. I thought you were talking about this thread

>>520965

They're doing it again, too. Bunch of two word responses on threads that had'nt been updated since March.

>>521418

It's probably britbong.

>>521418

is there a rule that says they can't be reported for necrobumping?

>>522042

>that second pic

Poor Bob

>>523245

The question is:

When is cow not getting trolled by other boards?

Don't know where to post this, but I found a rare memory holed video: https://files.catbox.moe/mp1xv2.mp4

>>523245

Of course your shitty board gets fucked with. Have you not seen the state of it? None of you faggots can troll for shit. JEWS should shut it down, get on his knees, and beg Josh to teach him how to do his job properly.

>>523938

Not even Seanieb would take that bait.

Wordfilter suggestion: Donka/Tonka -> Dinglebert

Please filter BLOODSPORTS with dead lmao. ibs has been dead for months and the cyclical is jewtube drama.

>>525390

I'm not so sure that filters work retroactively

>>525683

I just want the sticky changed into something post-ibs.

Please unban S'Arais or at least reduce the length on his ban. I want him to sperg out more.

>>525753

Yeah I'd like that too but the way these faggots act they'll send there drones in here and try to garner more attention. Look at the state of some of the "lolcow" threads, also I'd agree with having a tranny general thread with archives concerning, Dialationdonequick, Cosmo, Jerry Peet, and the other Youtube related ones, even if we dont have coxx on them yet. (Like limpdick Contrapoints).

Jiff Jiff

That's what foxes say

>>525753

>>525783

What's the matter? I thought you faggots wanted to compete with Mark for the most retarded sticky on the site. /cow/s gamergate general highlights how far this place has fallen. You should all urge JEWS to delete this board and go ask Josh to let you have foxdickfarms accounts at least than you'd be able to learn how to properly troll by watching the masters at work.

>>526130

wtf are you talking about? nothing you complained about even exists here.

if you're dealing, you're not supposed to sample your own product

>>526432

What's moderation?

>>526130

I'd bet money that you're probably the same idiot from the IBS cyclical that keeps saying Kraut is going to dox everyone on /cow/.

A few requests I would like to make.

1. Delete low effort threads(personal army threads, gossip and drama that has no lolz.)

2. Delete threads that have nothing to do with Lolcows whatsoever(attack this guy on the left attack this guy on the right. Right wing Lolcows left wing Lolcows they results in nothing funny being postedz attack on E-celebs that have nothing funny on them)

3. require that threads have high effort posts document some form of lolcow behavior and why we should consider them Lolcows. Document their behavior and funny footage post it on the threads.

If the BO or Board Volunteer could do this and cleanup the board kicking off dumb posters. You would see /cow/ rise again. All I have seen is personal army threads, low effort posting and calls to attack general people without anything of substance. If this does not change soon and have any adherence to a rule structure. This site will continue to go the downward path it has been going.

>>525390

That is true and I hate how this board has turned into that with boring drama. I hope we can report threads to be deleted as well due to shitting up the board.

>>529454

many such threads could simply be bumplocked. we've even had a few such threads necrobumped for no reason other than the bumper forgetting to sage.

>>529674

Agreed we need to have the BO start to bump lock a lot of stupid threads. Maybe even change the rules and refer them to ED and have examples of what a lolcow is and what its not.

>>529454

>>529871

You should consider actually reporting whichever threads these are. The literal one rule we have covers all of the above.

Am I the only one who likes the new theme?

>>533374

t. Colorblind faggot

Could you change the theme back?

I'm not trying to meme on you or some bullshit, the older one was much better and this one is ugly. Don't act like a major corporation and refuse to undo something bad.

>>533416

Yeah and that shit 8chan site is still racist for bully me and there made fun of me

>>533416

It's obviously a temporary thing just wait it out

>>533374

>>533416

>>533424

>If you're on the spectrum and you wish to revert these temporary changes, you can use the backup copy of cow.css here: https://pastebin.com/mwsVagaw.

You can alternatively disable board-specific style sheets in your 8chan Options.

>>533331

_no

>>533424

>>533430

>implying I can read

You guys think too highly of me.

>>533751

You can always just set your own css. I think we should keep this theme. Its cool and keeps the glow in the dark CIA niggers from infiltrating.

>>533778

I find this CSS clear to read.

Oi, Jews if you're here publish this CSS later. I find /cow/ easier to use.

>>534032

I gotta be honest, after about 5 minutes I found this so good it's almost perfect.

>>534034

Strongly disagree

>>534032

Inspect Element

>>534034

It's not crammed and gives me old UseNet vibes.

Everything is easy to read, to write and browse. I for one would love to use this as a theme.

>>534032

>>534034

>>534073

I borrowed this style sheet from >>>/templeos/, so its author published it here: https://8ch.net/stylesheets/board/templeos.css. It will remain there until some sperg claims the board and erases it.

>>534116

Saved,thanks m8

>>533444

Britney Venti said as much in that Warski stream about kekistan and AP flipped his spergy shit

Also unrelated but can we get a night theme of Temple-OS?

You are full of shit 8chan lolcow you are racist

Wtf this shit now? I can't create a thread about mentally ill trans!

what's with all the donny long posts?

>>536096

>namefagging

gud theme

Jesus Titty-fucking Christ, I thought the last theme was the most eye-splitting thing possible. Guess I was wrong.

I miss the Terry's theme inspired by his temple OS aesthetics, wish there was a way to use it forever.

>>536382

You have 'tism!!11one

>>536595

See >>534116. Use Stylish, Stylus, or 8chan's options.

requesting wordfilter: meat -> penis

Why is the donny long faggot keep spamming pornography everywhere?

>>537480

He seems to think that all /cow/ threads should be about Donny Long.

>>537483

I take it that he is bouncing around vpn's or public hotspots. Is the best thing we can do to help the mods is reporting the threads/posts?

>>537480

Autism and homolust

>>537484

For now. He gets worked up and does this for a few weeks every couple of months.

requesting a bumplock be placed on >>443257 due to its OP having abandoned the thread for >>470770 and other people necrobumping / forgetting to sage

What's with the shitty amateur porn spam? Who's the faggot spamming and what's his agenda?

Wow. now repeating digits are highlighted!!1 Ok, this is epic my fellow based goys.

Edit: Thanks for the gold, fellow redditors. XD

>>542502

Should anything else change in the OP? Should I ask Homor to write another?

>>542717

Choke it down for two more hours.

>>541002

Done.

>>542021

See >>537483.

>>542844

>Should I ask Homor to write another?

May as well.

>>542844

you should have a Sargon thread at this point.

>>542502

>>542844

Change it to anything at this point.

forgive my ignorance but I wanted to set the default /cow/ css to temple_os but it's missing a few features when I just use:

@import "http://stylesheets/board/templeos.css"

>>544890

also, I did not forgget the "https://8ch.net/"; its just a typo in my last post

>>544890

>>544892

Try copying and pasting the style sheet into the Themes field, saving, and reloading.

WHY DOESN'T THE GAMERGATE THREAD LIKE SARGON

THEY KEEP SUCKING J I M S DICK

>>>/v/15474763

WHY DOESN'T THE GAMERGATE THREAD LIKE SARGON

THEY KEEP SUCKING J I M S DICK

>>>/v/15474763

WHY DOESN'T THE GAMERGATE THREAD LIKE SARGON

THEY KEEP SUCKING J I M S DICK

>>>/v/15474763

WHY DOESN'T THE GAMERGATE THREAD LIKE SARGON

THEY KEEP SUCKING J I M S DICK

>>>/v/15474763

>>545594

Because Sargon is a faggot.

>>518210

lol, pajeet finally saw that banner and sperged out at >>551094

even funnier, he thinks he can dox the board admins

eh you shit racist site you have one problem there post a nasty post on your website

>>551786

Well a certain Carl got banned from twitter for posting gay interracial porn once.

>>551786

/pol/ has a theory

>>552588

what is it?

>>553099

Jews

>>546254

Apply it on top of Yotsuba B.

Is there a way I can use to watch the charity stream of moralfaggotry without using (((jewtube)))

>>545117

Hey JEWS can you filter retarded into r slur?

>>556064

invido.us

>>556774

Better to censor it to "high IQ".

DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE DONNY LONG FAGGOT SPAM JEWS YOU GODDAMN LAZY NIGGER

Jews or Homor, could you revive 189chan so we can be indy again for a little while?

Where did the Jim filters go you faggots?

Please make the default anonymous name Josh.

>>568855

Stop promoting this fucking loser. No one cares about his Chris Hansen rip-off pedo hunter pay-to-view bullshit, his shitty hydewars, crush500.

>>568855

>>569512

You can start a Sam Hyde thread, but the OP should make it clear that he's a has-been who floats checks and fucks jailbait. And no, don't shit in our street.

>>556774

>>556874

>>568593

Nope.

>>569512

I don't think he went full retard over the show being cancelled. He lost a shit load of cash and his career to liberal whining, he had a legit reason to bitch.

fucking jailbait is hardly cow territory either. everyone able to in entertainment is doing si.

you need some sperging not just being a prick,

>>454773

i haven't been on the cyclical other than one post the other day, keep up the stories fag lmao.

>>533444

The need must arise every time the previous one fails

>>558126

Drallasta deserve his own thread

https://youtu.be/f5WUKk2MtsM

>>589916

Lmao nigga cut his dick off lmao

Any background on this mysterious lolcow?

He used to be popular on liveleak.

Request ban on sight on Eddie

>>593680

This.

>>593680

Seconded. Eddie isn't funny or deserving of the attention.

>>558126

>half of them are literal whos

filter suggestion:

internet = interwebs/interweebs

>>599599

Just spam gore and have fun you killjoy faggot

>>558126

Failures name is Jorge Esposito

Does the board now have more cows than users? I've noticed a lot of the recent threads have the threads focus in them trying to damage control.

>>593680

Better solution would be to word filter the names.

There's an avatar fag in the Chris chan thread. Won't make a post without some pedo cartoons. Any chance of some jolly good moderation?

>>613417

>pedo cartoons

lmao

kys fag

>>613665

this triggers the pedophile

>>613665

D-don't call anime pedo cartoons. They're very deep and for ADULTS. Yea, Lucky stars not pedo bait now is it?

soygon and zoom are exchanging tweets now wtf

For some reason, the boards CSS takes a lot of CPU

>>625690

what OS and browser do you use?

>>625961

I'm using Chromium with Devuan.

>>626287

>>625961

Just checked with FF

It some issue with chromium

>>625690

>>626287

So far I haven't reproduced it. If I had to guess, I'd say it's the animated redtext. Try using this in your custom CSS:

span.heading {
    animation: none !important;
}

stop trolling peoples you shit racist 8chan cow

>>629509

Stop being fat, pedophile.

>>629509

How did your inbred ass even find this place?

why are you fags shitting up the thread?

I'm just saying if all the IPs of the tranny fags happened to appear on /baph/ it would be nice to get those child abusers doxed and arrested like Kero.

the foxdicks are at it again…

suggesting a few wordfilters to countertroll them:

Donny Long -> Donald Trump

Eddie -> Chris-chan

The link for the settings no longer works. Takes me to an error page

>>649471

remove "%E2%80%8A

" from the end of the URL

JEWS

The /cow/munnist board collectively requests you add a wordfilter for

vee -> sargon

>>651001

Done.

>>651116

Based.

Discord spics.They shit post like them

Did QOP give up?

I got his outline

Fuck it. Byran and the discord assholes.

They are tryin gay opps. They talk about it all the time.

Fuck you Bryan. You cant Dox me asshole

>>125

Filter suggestion

>mate and m8 into mayte

Also is it possible to add a whole bunch of names to a pool, where one will be randomly assigned to your ID/IP? Could be fun, just add a bunch of septics and lolcows to the list. 420chan does that

Mods please consider filtering "Ralph" to "BLACKED jcaesar187" or something to that effect? Thanks in advance.

>>651116

Please filter the word Jesus to Sargon

>>654478

/b/ and /z/ used to do that too! It would be nice if 8chan boards could do it.

>>659419

Request to filter the word "Mad" or "Angry" to "Upsetti Spaghetti"

Help me in my fight to take down foxdickFarms.

Does /cow/ think vid related is funny?

>>671292

I would tell you to kill yourself, but I just found this board today so I can't speak for anyone. However, I can confidently diagnose this as Post-Millennium Attention Deficit Hypo-Activity Disorder. Nothing makes sense. The cuck bf who thought this would be funny is just an other lost soul who got anal raped by our lack of an education system.

So, I reckon no. /cow/ probably doesn't find this funny.

>>672731

She's the unfunniest bitch I've ever seen. Not sure why Dr Phil would collab with her. Btw does she deserve a dedicated thread?

Eric Striker -> Sargon of Akkad

Striker -> Sargon

Please save the board J​E​​​WS.

>>672892

If you're willing to sift through that kind of shit in bulk and find some gold nuggets, then I don't see why not. I am not willing. I will not put myself through an other one of those again. Not in the lol/cow/ spirit I guess.

>>649471

>>649478

I guess I don't need to use spaces to preserve links anymore. The link is fixed.

>>673020

Done. Be sure to tell me when you're sick of the Sargon filters.

>>674772

Can you rename the IBS thread back to JewTube Rational Skeptics Thread #∞?

>>675151

It has to be number 9 in accordance with tradition

Sargon Filters Über Alles.

Can we filter Null into King of /pol/. Or hell, King of /null/.

>someone's bumping all the ancient aero threads with the intent to make the topic persona non grata here

>all this begging for kampfy/pol/ levels of wordfilters

nigger test

>>589916

I agreed

btw, post memes about him

HE EVEN HAD HIS NAME WORDFILTERED SO YOU CAN'T BULLY HIM WHAT A PUSSAYYYYYYY LMAO

you are full of troll you fucking 8chan lolcow

I have a great original idea. How about we filter "Anonymous" for "Sargon"? That would be fucking funny, no?

requesting tranny thread is stickied to stop them necro bumping stuff to hide it.

>>693279

There's no need. Necrobumping and slide threads are exceptionally easy to counter. As long as you keep the thread updated with good posts I'll keep the board clean.

Bann all weeb discussion and anime pictures.

>>700325

fuck off you shit troll site fuck you haters

Classic male pattern baldness. He'll have to start shaving his head by the time he reaches 21 or else it'll look embarrassing. Why is it that all spics bald like this? Bald Fuentes the Incel ,, wow what a future

Filter suggestions:

Cowboy = Sargonite

Board = Sub

Own = Strangle

Owned = Fucking got 'em

CivNat = Neonazi Troll

Saga = TWIS

America = Kekistan

rofl/lmao/lol/etc = Smugly Chuckles

>>724937

My suggestion:

Sargon = Snergen

Akkad = Flergen

>>724995

alex is back https://www.stream.me/danishpolice unlike his dead fiance

>>726867

he's still 5'7 lol

Filter Suggestion:

Sarais = da bes

Requesting the default name be changed to Aron

you mother fuckers leave peoples alone you shit bully people and 8chan cow is a crime website and a bully website and stop bully peoples and stop trolling the peoples and fuck off 8chan cow 🖕🏻🤬

What did I miss?

Is Kraut actually being bullied by Andy?

>>738324

nigger

>>Do you think the mods should more strict against off-topic cocks or less?

More strict.

>>Do you think the general quality of threads/post has improved, gotten worse or stayed the same lately?

Worse. It's no longer about lolcows, it's about spergs trying to get back at superior organisms that have ground them into the dirt and try to shitsmear with falsified info. See the "tristan anderson" threads.

>How are you doing with all the IBS shit?

I don't know jack and shit about this so I won't touch it.

>>744830

>Do you think the mods should more strict against off-topic cocks or less?

Less. You and YOU specifically go after people discussing related/side topics in threads all the fucking time. ESPECIALLY you SCREECHING like a fucking autist and hotpocketing the shit out of the shadman thread because some on-topic/related discussion of lolis happened.

>Do you think the general quality of threads/post has improved, gotten worse or stayed the same lately?

It's gotten worse. You have a couple threads that have been the same topic for years, a bunch of shitty PA requests and "not actually lolcows but slightly related". Meanwhile, people should remember a lot of old actual lolcow threads that mysteriously disappeared, like Secrios, whose thread was mysteriously locked before it slid off.

>How are you doing with all the IBS shit? Do you think it's still suffocating the board, or is it under control?

It's 90% of the activity here anymore, and the moderation around it is inconsistent as always.

A lot of threads about youtube-based lolcows get locked for being "eceleb" or whatever dumb shit while the board itself is taken over by eceleb shit, and half the cows are "ecelebs" anyway.

>Would you find it acceptable that some of the more interesting IBS-related cows (MundaneMatt, TonkaSaw) had their own individual threads, or do you think those topics should stick to the containment thread?

If they're actual independent cows with comedy that can be found, why not?

>How do you feel about the moderation on this board overall?

It's shit. You're a sperg, a fucking lolcow, that should not be a moderator at all, and the rest of the mods are shit for letting you still have power when you're banning people left and right for making you personally mad.

>>746839

>"not actually lolcows but slightly related"

Very this. Lolcow is somebody you can poke for lulz for stupid shit.

Many of these people are not lolcows but "Person I hate and should burn and die because i don't like them here's why please be my personal army!"

>>746839

>hotpocketing the shit out of the shadman thread because some on-topic/related discussion of lolis

That wasn't on-topic or related, it was a bunch of poltispergs moralfagging and making asses out of themselves., and not in a way that was particularly funny or interesting. And the most ridiculous part about all of it was nobody who was arguing back and forth in that thread was even talking about Shadman.

We're here to laugh at furries sticking bike-pumps up their ass, not get red in the face screaming at each other about the morality of artistic expression or some other sargonite bullshit.

>like Secrios, whose thread was mysteriously locked before it slid off.

Oh, the SFM guy? I haven't heard about him in what feels like years. From what I recall the thread was dead as a doornail by the time I bumplocked it, and was only really getting necrobumped a couple of times a month with no real content. We actually had a rule about locking anything that gets bumped after six months with no new content. It sort of came off to me like someone was trying to force the thread to stay alive because they had some kind of personal grudge with him and the thread was a PA gay op more than anything else. That's the impression that I got, and not a lot of people seemed to complain. This is the first I'm hearing about it in a long time.

IDK, SFM pony animators are a dime a dozen, and you'd be better off just making an "SFM animator general" or something and diversifying your portfolio. Plus, it'd be fun just to see some weird, cringy/funny videos. But then again, I said the same thing about Kraut threads, opting to turn them into "Skeptic Generals" and that ended up being kind of a complete fucking disaster, even if there are a few diamonds in the rough.

>>747622

>laughing at a lolcow moralfag is totally different from [copying Jim's terminology]

I remember when we used to consider spergposters like that cows. One even got his own thread when he did it defending Spoony. You're just being a power tripping sperg as usual. Yet again why lolcows shouldn't moderate lolcow boards.

>SFM guy

What happened there is someone posted some dox-like and hidden cocks from the guy, it got (((deleted))) by a mod, then the thread was locked. I'm pretty sure someone's post with backups of the videos the guy deleted got wiped as well.

>>747970

>I remember when we used to consider spergposters like that cows.

Do you also remember how entire threads used to get catapulted into oblivion under mountains of posts arguing about the ethical nature of ancient jews, infant circumcision, marijuana laws and whether the democrats were all KKK? Because I do, and it sucked balls. That kind of thing is the kind of 'tism that isn't funny and ruins the board for everyone else.

>I'm pretty sure someone's post with backups of the videos the guy deleted got wiped as well.

You'll have to forgive me if I don't remember this all correctly, because this was what, four years ago? Had to be like 2015, right? Anyway, I don't remember doing any of what you're saying, but I believe you when you said I deleted the dox. Except in very rare cases, both me and Jews delete dox on sight.

As for video backups, I'm pretty sure I didn't delete anything like that, because having a backup of shit is always helpful to everyone. But again, this was like a hundred years ago, so I can't remember everything very clearly. I'm a little blindsided to be hearing about all this now because it was just so damn long ago.

you fucking shit stop bully peoples there are not a cow there are human and shut up you shit 8chan cow 🖕🏻

I really dig the Spergfox banner. Nice touch /cow/.

stop bully peoples you shit ass hole 8chan cow and the peoples not are cow there are humans do you understand you shit 🖕🏻😡🤬 asshole and you are stupid bitch you shit

lol who is this nigger

give them a thread

>>760086

>gunt = reddit

Go away R­alph.

>>765665

The gunt consumes all, including you and your zoomer cartoons, faggot.

>>744830

>Would you find it acceptable that some of the more interesting IBS-related cows (MundaneMatt, TonkaSaw) had their own individual threads, or do you think those topics should stick to the containment thread?

This shoukld be done carefully. IBS has a lot of cocks and activity becauses its all interrelated. You cant have an Andy only thread, without it having it be a constant back and forth with the gunt too. But if you dont fuck it up and maybe do it for people on the periphery, sure

So, how do you all feel about /cow/ potentially surpassing /b/ in terms of active ISPs.

>>774058

We really shouldn't be more active than /b/. That said, I'm tickled that we're ahead of /leftypol/.

>>772136

I agree. The IBS crowd is definitely /cow/-worthy, but it's a nexus of autism that outpaces our bread-and-butter of non-IBS lolcows like Chris-chan, ADF, Timbox, and so on.

>>774058

It just shows that 8ch is dying. Is there a backup plan? Please don't make me go to foxdickfarms, those dudes are fags.

>>778302

Getting a lulcow to host the board until they get sour grapes - because of targeting their sacred cow -and repeating the process ad-nausea.

>>780347

Make it dedicated to all Yuri boards. Go after our /u/ as well. One of the vols on 8/u/ was making and posting terrible edits of Shizuru on top of Blacked porn and pol reaction images and acting like this was good cocks that belonged on a Yuri board. He's apparently still at it making shitty read siege edits now along with other faggots from the irc. There was a hilarious convo where the other vol and the original BO called him out on it and the shitty vol agreed to stop. But he seems to have violated that now.

>>780622

Also there's that time when 8/u/ deleted every post with Yuru Yuri images without explanation when one of mods was made fun of for not having watched the show.

>>780694

That whole dump was deleted by the bot after an anti-Korea poster reported them as CP. Some of the images were Korean and this upset him.

>>780722

No, the mods admitted to having personally deleted the gookshit on the IRC. They presumably deleted the yurus as well.

will something be done about the recent wave of necrobumping?

>brittany so mad she bumped every other thread to make her latest one disappear

>>791396

>only to fail since several threads are bumplocked/autosaging

I just jacked off thinking about bad tits

>>817680

Oh no I meant to post this in the IBS cyclical

>>817685

You failing faggot

Can we wordfilter Zoom to Pedophile Corey Barnhill?

Unrelated to 8cow, but still.

Is anyone getting cuck vibes from lolcow.farm?

>>833624

Dude, like hit on the women there, man. We were going to have a coed dance social, but it fell through because we couldn't afford to bus them over to our camp.

Anyone got a restream link? Zoom is larping for some reason

>>791396

No, Zoom made this.

>>841934

<Joshie boy trying to do a funny

Catalog is getting flooded

>>844674

>he thinks the mods give a shit

TODAY IS A VERY SPECIAL DAY

Hey lads. Anyone got a link to the stream or clip of jcaesar187 getting PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD'd by his own paypiggy? I heard it happened yesterday

>>856065

Done.

Is there some new mod who can't keep his mouth shut and keeps blog posting? I'm noticing a lot of mod blog posting lately and it's fucking annoying.

Mods should not be visible, they should be posting as other anons and only cleaning up problems or answering questions when requested not writing blog posts on moderation.

<So like this post is so dumb and like I decided to like leave it up and like my dad totally didn't buy me the new iphone

STFU.

>>859373

Got any examples? I haven't seen any mods blog posting.

>>859897

see

>>860032

Absolutely no reason for this shit. It's not funny and it's not interesting. It's just a faggot mod who's likely more of a cow than half the people here from the way he's acting.

Jews get your shit together and stop being a normalfag leaving the board to whatever IRC circle jerker you promoted.

>>860211

So basically

>The mods won't let me shit up the board and make fun of me when I complain so JEWS MAKE THEM SHUT UP NOW!!!!

In other words, you're a little bitch. Got it.

>>861132

Yeah, that's the problem: if a mod talks at all, you get pissy. That's autistic.

Some good banners here, though.

>>861157

A mod shouldn't stand out from the community. It's attention seeking behaviour unless it's "Stop it or get banned faggot" or something only a mod can do that's relevant to the topic. Like when a mod points out someone being a faggot and mass reporting posts while white knighting a cow.

I hold these weird values about being anon. What can I say?

>>860032

Can we get confirmation if this was Nickposter? Only he’s ever referred to the NZ shooter as “Tarrantino” and this just gives me a big thonk.

>>861297

I won't get into specifics, but I can say with 100% certainty that it was, in fact, the Nickposter, and this particular tantrum he threw was after ALL of his posts were deleted.

To be more specific: I deleted all posts by his IP and banned him for constant bait, spam and shitting up the cycle thread. The post in the screencap wasn't the particular one he got banned for, it was just the one I pressed the button on. He seems to be posting a LOT less now he knows all his hard work attention-whoring can be erased with the press of a button.

Oh, and the reason the mods here post so much? Because we want to be 100% transparent with our userbase, so you guys know we're not screwing you over. You might think mods blogposting is super faggy, but it's a hell of a lot better than deleting shit just because we don't like it, or trollshielding people who donate to our patreons.

>>861529

You don't need to blog post about it, there is a system where you can put on a reason for banning and it's recorded on the ban log. Something every 8ch board does.

There is a difference between transparent and attention seeking. And when called out on the later you immediately attacked the poster for pointing this out. Instead of blending into the anon culture you have immediately stood out as an attention seeker and a bad moderator. Which is impressive considering how easy it is to not attention seek on an anonymous board. It makes people wonder if you're a cow yourself and you've weaseled your way into a mod position through tits or blowjobs. But either way you've painted a target on yourself because you couldn't keep your shit together for five minutes and immediately started acting like you're anything but our bitch. You're here to clean up the porn spam and that's about it. No one cares about your opinions and there's very little worth deleting here outside of spam. You even used your mod powers to edit posts rather than writing an actual post so you stood even more trying to defend yourself.

tl;dr STFU blog posting queer.

>>861802

Do you even know where you are ? Jews is trying too hard to be null 2.0, and he particularly likes to blogpost with his mod tag on and trollshield his little clique, such as kopyboat

There is no such thing than a partial, non passive-aggressive lolcow mod, they're all attention seeking losers who live their lives through the screen as an online tough guy persona

Man new board and new people and all this traffic, and it's just a bunch of faggots screeching about mods. And the mod is arguing with people instead of just banning them.

Boy don't we all wish n0chan was still alive?

== ((( TEST ))) ==

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>>862204

It's probably the mod on a VPN after he got his shit called out.

>>833624

it always felt like the real deal of a bunch of roasties gossiping to me. No memes, no OC, just a bunch of catty bitches bitching about other girls' weight, clothing, and makeup with no self-awareness that this imageboard shitposting thing is supposed to be entertaining in itself

>>862379

I can assure you, and it can be verified by JEWS, that I am not the mod you're screeching at like a depraved faggot.

But while I'm here I'd like to just idly point out that while /cow/ has been on 8chan, the quality of the threads have shit the bed, there's nothing but furfags, downyfags, trannies, banned foxdicks (why have we stopped our ban foxdick policies, by the way?) and other such trollshielding fucktards who think they can walk around acting like they own the place when they weren't even here before 2014.

And the mods apparently are cucked beta faggots and Homor, apparently. Who let this shit happen?

>>864056

Then make a good thread.

You can complain about the problem, or you can be part of the solution.

who's the cocksucker bumping all the abandoned Foxworth threads? can a mod put a bumplock on those threads, or reduce the board's reply limit to 300?

>>864131

A drop of clean water in a septic tank does not fix a problem.

>>865599

Except for the donny long and other spam, /cow/ is the most on-topic of the large boards. The mods clean that spam up when they can. Can't be everywhere at once.

Why these threads are live?

>>865265

>>864898

>>865386

Yeah, we got the joke. It just wasn't funny.

Filter suggestion:

Nick Poster > Spic Poster

Nickposter > Spicposter

I have a request does anyone have foxdick farms infographic?

Why does Nicksperg keep ban evading and who is he?

>>876186

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how the fuck do you even type this?

JEWS or Homor, did I report spam on this board last week?

Is doxxxxxxxxxing on here now forbidden? And if so, when did you fags implement this rule? Just asking for clarification.

>>881502

Doxing isn't forbidden per se, but if it isn't funny/relevant it usually just gets chucked out. We're here to laugh at retards, not ruin their lives. Not to mention that most of the time when dox are involved, it's usually a part of some faggy PA shit.

That being said, there are plenty of circumstances where it isn't a big deal, like when Chris Chan lists his home address and personal phone number in his own fucking video.

>>865275

Corey Barnhill also known as pedo zoom and pedo sped is bumping foxdick threads because his complete dox got dropped on there and he still understands /cow/ as his PA

it wasn't foxdicks btw and I will keep posting his credit rating, ssn, addresses, bank accounts, family and so forth till the child molester either disapears or does an hero. And sorry to the BO and his mods, you can't ban me

>>888379

Don't be a fucking idiot. Call the Suicide Help hotline. There is no problem you could possibly have that's so bad you need to throw your whole life away.

>>888379

Prepare. Don't act emotionally. Be sure about what you do, be 100% sure. If there is one tiny doubt, don't do it. Nobody will judge you, there are many other things you could do.

Why is there no Chris thread on the front page?

Wheres Jews at? Did he suicide on HRT?

Why aren't the banners added?

>>890005

There is.

Why do posts even remotely not going with the foxdick narrative of "Hirtes man bad *NPC FACE*"getting deleted, and posts that sperg out about how hirtes man was PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD epic style *BOTTOM TEXT* stay up?

Are you not allowed to make certain posts on here anymore? Are we officially on the same level as foxdick farms, where not sucking up enough to certain people and their whims will just get you banned? Sure seems like it. Please respond, I am very confused. The thread that pointed out how this place is just k i w i farms 2.0-electric boogaloo ironically is proving that this is just the case when you simply make the kind of posts that would get you banned on there will get you banned here as well, and that doesn't paint the posters here in good light

Again, just want a statement, I doubt hirtes would have enough brain cells to actually ask for a civil response like this

>>890731

I am the law

>>890731

There's a new attention seeking faggot for a mod. He'll kill the board soon enough.

>>891059

There are no new mods. Everyone here has been here since 2017.

>>882636

I only delete the dox of people who don't belong on the board, plus anything illegal like SSNs and other medical information. Other mods occasionally concede to dox reports, but I guess I'm fine with that, for two reasons:

1. Gamergate made doxing unfashionable on 8chan because its detractors used dox posts to smear us; and

2. 8channers are generally scared shitless of being doxed, more so than anyone else in /cow/ history–including actual schizophrenics like Lena Kochman.

I won't bend /cow/ culture for crossboarding faggots, but I also won't fault other mods for treating 8chan like 8chan. Could you imagine what the IBS thread would be like if Homor could attach posters' IP addresses as ban messages? At least six schools would be gunned down for that.

>>890685

As far as I remember, I'm current on all the banners. Which ones did I miss?

>>891376

Don't lie. Doxes are deleted and banned if the IRC circlejerk wants to defend a cow. Your points about optics only prove his point. You're the same mods that ask for feedback, then reject all feedback that doesn't support and defend what you personally believe yourself.

>>891465

The new mods and board volunteers are pedophiles from discord, everybody knows it The doxes including ssns will be dropped in do time here and on foxdick

>>891465

>>891488

No shit sherlock, the current /cow/ administration is part of the 789chan old guard, they've been literally bullied countless times by ED and called literally who trolls by anyone relevant and they still think they're the hardest motherfuckers on the internet, lol.

https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/789chan/Epic_Ween_Logs

https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/789chan/IRC_Logs

https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/789chan#Homor

They're suck eachother's dick, like jews allowing Personal army threads because vankrause his long time 789chan cliquer, asked him to do so because he was butthurt of being cucked.

they used to have tranny mods and the admin was part of unironical sonic fanfic groups

rather pathetic if you think about it

>>891849

>>891846

>Kopy

Hahahaha https://youtu.be/DynBTBSHK6k?t=63 you know Jews deletes all negaive threads/posts about Kopy because he's infatuated with him.

>>891846

Try writing a post in English and not Aspergese.

>>891879

>>891881

If we had a Krapple thread that had screenshots like the ones in your third image, instead of a single furfag from Britbong's Discord posting 200 pictures from Krapple's ED article run through shitty iPhone filters, then it wouldn't be a problem.

Does he even post anymore? The screenshots are all from 2016 and 2017. There aren't any recent screenshots in his article, either.

>>892078

I wanted to ask you a question:

Is having a certain opinion on a cow against the rules on this site? Mujahadeen911 seems to think so, as I noticed him banning people for making posts he simply doesn't like for a while now. It always follows a similar pattern, actually:

>Hirtes is in some way mentioned

>Somebody asks what the devil they are talking about

>one of the few spergs(it's obviously a somebody from foxdick farms that posts in the cwc thread) that likes to talk about him vomits a tl;dr post about how they are super trolls that bullied an old man and how josh and foxdicks are saving the day from him

>somebody says something they don't like, don't find their "trolling" impressive or simply don't agree that hirtes is the worst human being on the planet

>said sperg accuses that poster of being hirtes himself

>not too long after, mujahadeen911 gives that person a, I assume, perma ban, with a cringy message like "day of the retirement home soon, old man!" or something along those lines

Now, I'm not going to accuse that mod of being the same person who always spergs out about hirtes in the cwc thread(and likes to leave his containment thread and sperg elsewhere about him), but this kind of behavior is something that you would see on foxdick farms, 100%, right down to the witch hunt when you say something that goes against josh's narrative, and a cringy "you just got owned!" message from the staff

So, I will ask again: Is it against the rules to hold certain opinions on this board? Is there some sort of unspoken rule that you simply don't mention some things, in fear of triggering certain moderators? I like hirtes, I was going to say this ironically, but after seeing how much he actually triggers some people, I mean it unironically now. Is this against the rules? Is making pro-hirtes posts against the rules on this board? I am being civil here, Hirtes would not do that, I would like a response from you. Like it or not, this one certain mod makes all of you look like some sort of expats from foxdicks farms, I do not believe that is the case(Yet), but facts speak for themselves, nobody but them gets this triggered over hirtes, hell, barely anybody but them even knows who he is, and if it wasn't for them coming here and sperging out about him, barely anybody here would know or care about him, so you can see how one might have an agenda, or at least it looks like it from their recent behaviour

>>892775

Crizzle?

>>892775

If you do not chastise the dogs who protect your herd, they will run loose and your cattles will get disturbed. Especially so, if you start letting your cusins drooling retarded mongrel dog help protecting the herd.

it turns out that jews is a 37 years old, pokemon-loving, korean steroid user. what a shock, lel.

>>892802

fuck, it turned out that i was digging cruzetor's dox, lmao

maybe another time

>>892775

So, if I want to make a pro-hirtes post, and announce my support for Hirtes, this is not against the rules? Good to know. I suppose that nothing would stop me from making a HDS(Hirtes Derangement Syndrome) thread as well, for all the little retards getting triggered over /cow/'s favorite old man in a fox suit, as long as it provides cocks and is "on topic"

Still, this doesn't change the fact that one of your mods/Volunteers is acting like a little bitch, and generally banning posts which would normally trigger a foxdicker. Might want to get your affairs in order with that, you can ask dysnomia how well moderation-staff related drama went for him

And if we're being 100% serious here, Hirtes-related posts should be banned on sight, and not allowed outside Hirtes containment thread. He should have one, last time I checked, and I don't mean the CWC thread, at this point, people sperging about him and propping him up as something bigger than he is caused more drama than the old man could ever actually do himself. Just look at the quality of CWC threads in the recent months, especially since cocks are drying up. Take a no-nonsense approach and ban anyone sperging out about the old man, like cuckchan used to do with bronies, and I guarantee you that the quality of threads(especially CWC threads) will go up

Jews, how do you feel about using a literal incel's meme? Cruzetor was a Korean steroid user incel who had a Tumblr blog about >tfw no average Korean gf. Homor is as higschooled kid who plays too much wow. Is there anyone in your inner circle who isn't a manchildren? It's funny considering you make threads about incel when your favourite meme was made by one.

>>893185

Timmothy Cruzetor being an incel with a Tumblr is news to me, as is Homor being in high school, since that would put his age in the single digits when he started lurking /cwc/.

>>892865

>>893743

>>893755

You seem to have confused /cow/ with blogspot.com. Try rereading >>892775.

>>894117

I meant homeschooled. What about your background on the internet ? I'm curious. You made a post on foxdicks about not banning someone on /cuteboys/, I'm confused here, are you a tranny ?

the mod homo dude is just lame, get rid of him

>>891376

There's the cow and chicken once, arthur ones etc. Scroll up to where I call out the faggot mod for being a faggot.

>>894299

this board is like 4/pol/ circa 2014. Everybody who counts has long been gone to the bunker boards and just shows up from time to time to confirm that /cow/ is shit

>>894566

They should be up now. My bad.

>>894141

Back when Null was an 8chan developer, we entered a gentlemen's agreement to break each other's links. I filtered k­i­­w­i to foxdick and he filtered /cow/ to /cuteboys/.

>>894609

/cow/'s blue arms are here to stay. Robb and Gaben aren't coming back and neither is 2011. Just start good threads, report bad threads, and bask in the warmth of the autism spectrum.

>>894860

instead of playing defense for a pedophile and protecting his personal data, you should close the cyclical and go on an IP range perma ban spree for a month or three, just saying

>>894879

depending on your definition of pedophilia, you might embrace pedo normalization of the kind of

>Hey guys I watched CP and it was so funny and edgy, I got so much attention

>trololololololol

but the key statement is, close the cyclical and IP range ban obvious e-grifter, paypiggies and zelebs for three months or so. The cyclical is unfortunately no longer a containment thread, the trash can is so full it is spilling over

>>894891

I won't tolerate pretending to be a pedophile as a trolling angle; an ironic request for child pornography is still a request for child pornography. This issue recently came up in 8ch.net's formerly official IRC channel, and I've taken the same stance there.

And as far as the IBS thread is concerned, it sounds like it's you against them.

>>894943

There is no going back to how things were before. Just accept that one more hobby got invaded by normalfags and try to find something new to occupy your time with before they show up to ruin that too.

With the recent influx of faggots I'd like to request some new wordfilters.

Kittystyles/Kitty = DUDE WEED LMAO

Dispatch = XyriX 2.0

Bitwave = Doxwave

Plategang/Platespic = PedoClub

>>896672

Thinking more about this it would probably be more fun to wordfilter "bitwave" to "youtube" or something similar. All of the things I listed are from people attempting to attention whore in the IBS thread. They don't come here for much else aside from lifting OC to monetize. It'd be funny to see them starved of the attention they crave.

Kittystyles was mainly requested because it comes from the same group attempting to meme bitwave into a stream.me clone.

>>894943

For all the fuss homoer and his IRC buddies made about IBS "taking over the board", they managed to do that even with the only actually active thread on the board being their cyclical.The mods are moralfagging about bullshit and refusing to see the truth, that they have changed and gone soft. It's all because they're in this echo chamber called their IRC, which people still try to claim is any different from discord or other "mainstream" chat sites/apps.You have cows that are protected by having their dox (which is NOT illegal) deleted or threads shut down, and britbong IDF or someone LARPing as them constantly trying to discredit that argument by bringing brotbong's enemies into it.

The mods only listen to their echo chamber and dismiss every ounce of feedback they get on the board that isn't just praising them. Then, you have faggots like >>896749 wanting to flood the board with kampfy-era 8/pol/ levels of worthless and retarded wordfilters.

>>896834

>muh kampfy boogeyman

Ironic coming from a smugposter. One could just as easily call you kampfy for posting anime like they do on current year /pol/ all of the time. The word filters do a lot to keep faggots from using the board to shill themselves. Which is 99% of the problem with the IBS thread and all the newfags it drew in. It's just a bunch of e-celebs attempting to shill themselves and their paypigs doing damage control and shilling for free. When someone like CRP is doing it openly and getting praise for it (even ironically) you know there is a problem.

IRC is as bad as Discord I'll agree. Mods and vols are always in a hugbox of their own making no matter where you go. The moment they set-up a place to talk among themselves and namefag it's over. I'm not sure why you're even here if it has gotten this bad for you. You aren't going to get the old /cow/ back now that every paypig knows about this place. If it's that bad start a new board and be the BO we need instead of the one we deserve.