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c10187  No.125[View All]

Welcome to /cow/! This board concerns lolcows, or fools who are unwittingly funny or can be goaded into being funny. We document, archive and laugh at the weirdness of the internet.

/cow/ has its own purpose and ethos independent of the rest of 8chan. If you're coming from /baphomet/, note that /cow/ isn't a random board, so new threads must be about lolcows. If you're coming from /pol/, note that /cow/ isn't /pol/; zero-potential threads for the subjects of news stories or viral videos and off-topic political discussion are both unwelcome. If you're coming from /sp/, /int/, or /icup/, please keep cross-board shenanigans in this thread. If you're coming from the Kiwi Farms, please read the current Kiwi or Null General first. If you're coming from ED, enjoy your stay. If you have any suggestions, banners, CSS, or board assets to share, please post them here.

Board Rules

1. New threads must have a subject and pertain to established or potential lolcows. Off-topic discussion is permitted on Fridays in >>2.

Board News

• The style sheet was replaced by that of >>>/templeos/ in memory of the late Terry A. Davis. Following that, we changed it to celebrate /cow/'s fourth anniversary on 8chan. If you're on the spectrum and you wish to revert such temporary changes, you can use the backup copy of cow.css here: https://pastebin.com/mwsVagaw. All board settings, including current word filters, can be found here: https://8ch.net/settings.php?board=cow.

• /cow/ is automatically archived at https://8ch.net/cow/archive/index.html. You can find all other known archives with the links in the Rules page.

• VanKrause, founder of the original /cwc/, answered questions about the history of /cow/ at >>>/newspaper/365.

Board Information for Oldfags

1. SpacePirate closed n0chan because he was tired of paying for it. NekoArc closed 888chan because he was tired of paying for it.

2. Homor, Mujahideen911 and I are /cow/'s volunteers. Anything illegal violates 8chan's global rule and thus can be handled by global volunteers.

3. The board is being indexed by Google, so oldfags and lolcows should find us eventually.

4. #/cow/ on Rizon is the "official" IRC channel. enig closed #ncr because Donald Trump was elected. No, I don't understand that either.

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61ff32  No.896869

>>896834

>muh kampfy boogeyman

Ironic coming from a smugposter. One could just as easily call you kampfy for posting anime like they do on current year /pol/ all of the time. The word filters do a lot to keep faggots from using the board to shill themselves. Which is 99% of the problem with the IBS thread and all the newfags it drew in. It's just a bunch of e-celebs attempting to shill themselves and their paypigs doing damage control and shilling for free. When someone like CRP is doing it openly and getting praise for it (even ironically) you know there is a problem.

IRC is as bad as Discord I'll agree. Mods and vols are always in a hugbox of their own making no matter where you go. The moment they set-up a place to talk among themselves and namefag it's over. I'm not sure why you're even here if it has gotten this bad for you. You aren't going to get the old /cow/ back now that every paypig knows about this place. If it's that bad start a new board and be the BO we need instead of the one we deserve.

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1c36c9  No.897214

File: 0192ab85fc1f61e⋯.jpg (834.02 KB, 3000x2143, 3000:2143, 0192ab85fc1f61e97a26560bf8….jpg)

>>896834

IBS did take over the board by killing traffic in the other threads. Instead of having a healthy cross pollination between threads you end up with all the cannon fodder sitting in the one thread and ignoring every other thread. This funnels most of your cocks to that single thread which then goes on to spoil the place even further. E celebs are always cancer and the IBS thread should be nuked just for how angry people would get over it at this point. It doesn't serve any purpose to catalog cows, it simply discusses e celebs and more e celebs over and over.

But either way it's killing the board. It's narrowing all the discussion to 1 thread (see /wooo/ for why this kills a board) and it's promoting e celeb culture over julaying culture.

TBH, if Null wasn't such a colossal fag I'd just lurk the farms at this point. It has actual threads on cows not just e celebs. But fuck Null he doesn't deserve the traffic.

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32b37f  No.898372

File: 9d168ec62cce8ca⋯.gif (921.04 KB, 488x405, 488:405, petting cow.gif)

>>896834

>>896869

These posts are ironic, right? /cow/ only has three volunteers and I haven't seen Homor on IRC in ages. There hasn't anything close to a mod echo chamber in existence since 888chan.

>>897214

If IBS ever came close to killing the board, it was by nearly wiping out the catalog, and I regret the error in having noncyclical IBS threads for as long as we did. However, traffic to one thread doesn't divert it from other threads.

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0857a4  No.899798

>>896834

Word filters are great, they are fun and help mark newfags/ecelebs. Banning cow dox is gay, though.

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d4acd1  No.901184

>>898372

I know you're a hot pockets so retarded but that's not how board killing happens exclusively. If you put all your eggs in 1 basket your other baskets are underused, when you drop your full basket you lose everything. IBS threads have reduced traffic to other threads, it's obvious to any one noticing the decline in posts and new threads especially.

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97a6f0  No.902444

File: 19ecd3f640ec529⋯.jpg (1.3 MB, 5099x6599, 5099:6599, 342d711ea5d99d42036bd238c2….jpg)

File: ea06b8ac16a6c39⋯.jpg (764.18 KB, 5113x6608, 5113:6608, ea06b8ac16a6c39082b9b037f5….jpg)

STAY BACK!

ALEX AIM AIM AIM!

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89f0d6  No.903593

Why are the mods censoring the mutt thread? Two pictures of her and her boyfriend have now been removed from the OP.

>>901796

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32b37f  No.903709

>>903593

Homor made a mistake, as he said in the thread.

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70a0fa  No.904517

>>903709

Deleting images that don't violate DOST and dox AT ALL is the problem. Why are you retards doing this?

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eb151f  No.904591

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

The thread about Revengestar was deleted?

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f43984  No.905065

File: 9e0a2178f3f82f4⋯.webm (4.56 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, IBS_MeetnFuck.webm)

Has there been a suicide or anything fun?

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5dc5f1  No.905763

>>904591

OH fuck, I remember about that bitch. She literally has an army of sissies and cuckold paypiggies

EurasianTiger hate her

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61ff32  No.906691

The word we should be word filtered to "someone else".

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e20a29  No.907417

>>904517

Some of us just want to laugh and blow off steam by pushing cows out of their comfort zone and some of us just want to watch the world burn. But I belive what we, Anons who frequently visit this board, all enjoy about this place, is that we where free to do whatever the fuck we want, as long as it was related to the thread.

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2b656a  No.912499

File: 7004681794bfefd⋯.png (83.61 KB, 938x298, 469:149, FUCK COW.png)

REEEEEEEEE STOP IT WITH THIS FAGGOT SPAM ALL OVER THE SITE

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e900cf  No.914217

File: 12babcd988afcf8⋯.gif (316.17 KB, 500x375, 4:3, 1382128225739.gif)

>>904517

>Jews answers the question

>I HATE U WHY YOU DO THIS?

Are you an ESL or something? I don't think there's a simpler way to spell it out without resorting to puppets.

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5833ce  No.915577

Requesting the Bloodsports thread be renamed "Betas whine about twitter slap fights" for a week. It's just full of e celeb bullshit and deserves to get kicked around to see how many sperg out.

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54eb04  No.915721

>>915577

I'm in favor of anything that makes that thread more fun. There are a lot of fresh posters in there that don't understand where they are and it'd be fun to see them sperg out more often. I won't suggest anything because it's more fun when I'm surprised.

The rest of the board seems to be recovering some in the last week. I haven't contributed to other threads much but it was nice to see something other than the containment thread getting more than a handful of posts daily. The containment thread seems to be still working to keep the rest of the board free of cancer aside from the odd PA request. I was hoping the IBS thread would finally die when things slowed down after an anon released that RPG but it has picked right back up after a few days of being quiet.

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7758e9  No.919626

File: 740b079555c307e⋯.png (18.27 KB, 589x178, 589:178, avo3.PNG)

File: bde888cea45f5a1⋯.png (20.48 KB, 575x273, 575:273, avo2.PNG)

File: caee7b62a585470⋯.png (728.48 KB, 940x779, 940:779, avo1.PNG)

Remember TeamAvolition?

Core member pushing globohomo for free. Watching a livestream right now and everyone sounds like they're two months into transitioning.

Stare long enough into the void, and the void stares back.

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7fec50  No.919858

>>919626

I'll give him 1 year to become Xi/Xir

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b4acf9  No.921886

>>919626

No surprise here, warchump was always an ASSFAGGOTS obsessed loser

Isn't he the guy who tried to kill project M?

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88761e  No.924470

>>855172

someone pls deliver

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7758e9  No.924513

>>921886

tell me about this

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02f909  No.925370

So I'm seeing a lot of JEWS and friends defending deleting shit like dox and images that break no rules nor laws, while letting the board get filled with shit like:

>Mumkey Jones thread

<0 actual lolcow cocks provided

<it's all moralfagging cancer complaining about how he's worse than a diaperfur pedo because he cheated on a WOMAN and did tame/generic/boring BDSM bondage sometimes

>Griffin Olness / Pikacheese / Exist0r

<literally some PA request from a kid that can't type with no lulz to be had

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32b37f  No.925981

>>925370

You should consider reporting threads before complaining about them here. I'll take a look at those threads and deal with them if my takeaway matches yours.

>defending deleting shit like dox and images

My only defense of this–which I don't do, as I explained in >>891376–is that the rest of 8chan abhors dox. Most of the reports that I dismiss are dox reports. If 8chan still offered IRC bots that publicly logged all reports, then I would show them here.

>rules

There's only one.

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17dc02  No.926985

>>925981

>rules

>There's only one.

That's the spirit my guy, based Juden. Never bend to whiteknights and moralfags.

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e900cf  No.927104

File: f48f35a41e75fdf⋯.jpg (68.91 KB, 422x386, 211:193, Disgusted One Punch Man.jpg)

Shoutout to the glow-in-the-dark FBI nigger agent whose reading this shit during the raid. Stop lurking the FF general on /v/ and get back to work.

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570459  No.933847

>>927104

They don’t just read any thread. They either get tipped off or are alerted by certain key words.

That was a sweeping charge. This isn’t China.

Information Security, Information Warfare, IW, IS, Priavacy, Information Terrorism, Terrorism Defensive Information, Defense Information Warfare, Offensive Information, Offensive Information Warfare, National Information

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ae301b  No.934433

>>927104

>>933847

The fuck happened? Mind to elaborate?

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118ad7  No.938189

File: 69633d0c9501371⋯.jpg (27.39 KB, 676x104, 13:2, theyre on to us.jpg)

>>934433

they said they want the personal information of people who talked about some shooter, or commented on his posts, who knows. Honestly, they know everything about us already, they just make these requests as formalities.

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5847a8  No.940100

>>915577

Any follow up Jes? That little hug box is full of cows waiting to sperg and I want to see it happen. Lock the thread next time Jim streams or something. Anything just fuck with them already.

>>934433

They wanted the IP and posting history of every ID that posted in piano boy's manifesto thread. They were in it themselves baiting anons too so assume they're watching and trying to entrap you.

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a379c2  No.940151

>>938189

>>940100

Oh the St.BTorrent datamining thingy? That shit still going on? If you listen closely, somwhere far far away, you can hear the kvetching.

I'd just like to state, that everything I've ever posted on 8chan is purely satirical and not menth to be taken serious. I disavow any kind of violence.

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32099b  No.951411

File: c8916c52b36c37e⋯.jpg (86.99 KB, 1000x1500, 2:3, deader by the day.jpg)

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d88a84  No.957513

"basically" to "basically uhmm pretty much basically" as a tribute to Jonathan Ross.

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004c74  No.958037

>>957513

Please leave. The last thing this dead ass board needs is unfunny wordfilters.

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e4cb7f  No.958045

>>958037

>please leave

How about no, dickhead?

>this dead ass board

This year, we received so much traffic from IBS-reddittors like yourself like never before, the board isn't dead by any means. Only a newfag who has no idea how this board used to be would claim this.

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4a9754  No.958837

File: 11681709b941d64⋯.jpg (37.82 KB, 600x450, 4:3, potoflel.jpg)

>>958037

>unfunny wordfilters

Lurk moar newfag. We have plenty of wordfilters already.

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2f3373  No.959415

>>958045

You just explained why the board is dead faggot. It has no cocks worth reading and is just a bunch of e celeb worshiping children who could be on literally any board and be as relevant.

This is my last post on /cow/ for that reason. Now the Jahans thread has slowed to a crawl there's nothing worth reading. Moderation here is a joke, no cocks, so why not go some where better?>>958045

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e4cb7f  No.959534

>>959415

I agree that the Jahans-thread is the best one on this board and it should get way more attention. However, I don't get why you want to fuck off because of some screeching children. An increase in traffic almost always comes with a decrease in quality cocks. Just roll with it and let the faggots know that they are faggots.

>go somewhere better

Currently not that many options available, better places are mostly private.

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be4b72  No.959663

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I know this board only cares about big e-celebs and politics now, but I find this goldmine

Some boomer satanistic tranny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-G3KFx7Rig

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5u75xBi6QcE&list=PLUgzNIiyvilNwkB4qSvZka_lrw31I6NCq

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be4b72  No.959667

Also fuck it, I want to make tranny general thread, but I cant create new threads.

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715e3f  No.961074

File: c921bb6bdae0259⋯.png (4.9 KB, 562x79, 562:79, ems.png)

Requesting this to be a banner

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6d827c  No.961514

File: 5fa99a6da11e893⋯.mp4 (373.54 KB, 480x360, 4:3, Cube of judgement.mp4)

Can anyone tell me what game this is from? It is very familiar and relevant to the friday thread.

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356100  No.965228

Currently spamming /qresearch/ with fuck loads of gore, come join the party. Let's much those larping faggots!

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9cc776  No.968920

File: a5f6b72ec59c1d0⋯.jpg (55.98 KB, 1200x900, 4:3, guntface.jpg)

FIRST POST IN FOUR MONTHS

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8bf65e  No.969055

You are a bunch of uppity neurotypicals that really need to learn where they belong

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c1ce86  No.969150

>>969055

Checked.

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19d03a  No.969447

Who runs julay.world?

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038839  No.969488

File: 15fcbae73b62747⋯.webm (5.23 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Dead.webm)

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75afd8  No.969506

File: 6b0253bcad4c0ff⋯.gif (2.18 MB, 480x360, 4:3, macabre.gif)

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