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Welcome to /cow/! This board concerns lolcows, or fools who are unwittingly funny or can be goaded into being funny. We document, archive and laugh at the weirdness of the internet.
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Board Rules
1. New threads must have a subject and pertain to established or potential lolcows. Off-topic discussion is permitted on Fridays in >>2.
Board News
• The style sheet was replaced by that of >>>/templeos/ in memory of the late Terry A. Davis. Following that, we changed it to celebrate /cow/'s fourth anniversary on 8chan. If you're on the spectrum and you wish to revert such temporary changes, you can use the backup copy of cow.css here: https://pastebin.com/mwsVagaw. All board settings, including current word filters, can be found here: https://8ch.net/settings.php?board=cow.
• /cow/ is automatically archived at https://8ch.net/cow/archive/index.html. You can find all other known archives with the links in the Rules page.
• VanKrause, founder of the original /cwc/, answered questions about the history of /cow/ at >>>/newspaper/365.
Board Information for Oldfags
1. SpacePirate closed n0chan because he was tired of paying for it. NekoArc closed 888chan because he was tired of paying for it.
2. Homor, Mujahideen911 and I are /cow/'s volunteers. Anything illegal violates 8chan's global rule and thus can be handled by global volunteers.
3. The board is being indexed by Google, so oldfags and lolcows should find us eventually.
4. #/cow/ on Rizon is the "official" IRC channel. enig closed #ncr because Donald Trump was elected. No, I don't understand that either.
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f43984 No.905065
Has there been a suicide or anything fun?
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5dc5f1 No.905763
>>904591
OH fuck, I remember about that bitch. She literally has an army of sissies and cuckold paypiggies
EurasianTiger hate her
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61ff32 No.906691
The word we should be word filtered to "someone else".
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e20a29 No.907417
>>904517
Some of us just want to laugh and blow off steam by pushing cows out of their comfort zone and some of us just want to watch the world burn. But I belive what we, Anons who frequently visit this board, all enjoy about this place, is that we where free to do whatever the fuck we want, as long as it was related to the thread.
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2b656a No.912499
REEEEEEEEE STOP IT WITH THIS FAGGOT SPAM ALL OVER THE SITE
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e900cf No.914217
>>904517
>Jews answers the question
>I HATE U WHY YOU DO THIS?
Are you an ESL or something? I don't think there's a simpler way to spell it out without resorting to puppets.
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5833ce No.915577
Requesting the Bloodsports thread be renamed "Betas whine about twitter slap fights" for a week. It's just full of e celeb bullshit and deserves to get kicked around to see how many sperg out.
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54eb04 No.915721
>>915577
I'm in favor of anything that makes that thread more fun. There are a lot of fresh posters in there that don't understand where they are and it'd be fun to see them sperg out more often. I won't suggest anything because it's more fun when I'm surprised.
The rest of the board seems to be recovering some in the last week. I haven't contributed to other threads much but it was nice to see something other than the containment thread getting more than a handful of posts daily. The containment thread seems to be still working to keep the rest of the board free of cancer aside from the odd PA request. I was hoping the IBS thread would finally die when things slowed down after an anon released that RPG but it has picked right back up after a few days of being quiet.
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7758e9 No.919626
Remember TeamAvolition?
Core member pushing globohomo for free. Watching a livestream right now and everyone sounds like they're two months into transitioning.
Stare long enough into the void, and the void stares back.
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7fec50 No.919858
>>919626
I'll give him 1 year to become Xi/Xir
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b4acf9 No.921886
>>919626
No surprise here, warchump was always an ASSFAGGOTS obsessed loser
Isn't he the guy who tried to kill project M?
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88761e No.924470
>>855172
someone pls deliver
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7758e9 No.924513
>>921886
tell me about this
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02f909 No.925370
So I'm seeing a lot of JEWS and friends defending deleting shit like dox and images that break no rules nor laws, while letting the board get filled with shit like:
>Mumkey Jones thread
<0 actual lolcow cocks provided
<it's all moralfagging cancer complaining about how he's worse than a diaperfur pedo because he cheated on a WOMAN and did tame/generic/boring BDSM bondage sometimes
>Griffin Olness / Pikacheese / Exist0r
<literally some PA request from a kid that can't type with no lulz to be had
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32b37f No.925981
>>925370
You should consider reporting threads before complaining about them here. I'll take a look at those threads and deal with them if my takeaway matches yours.
>defending deleting shit like dox and images
My only defense of this–which I don't do, as I explained in >>891376–is that the rest of 8chan abhors dox. Most of the reports that I dismiss are dox reports. If 8chan still offered IRC bots that publicly logged all reports, then I would show them here.
>rules
There's only one.
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17dc02 No.926985
>>925981
>rules
>There's only one.
That's the spirit my guy, based Juden. Never bend to whiteknights and moralfags.
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e900cf No.927104
Shoutout to the glow-in-the-dark FBI nigger agent whose reading this shit during the raid. Stop lurking the FF general on /v/ and get back to work.
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570459 No.933847
>>927104
They don’t just read any thread. They either get tipped off or are alerted by certain key words.
That was a sweeping charge. This isn’t China.
Information Security, Information Warfare, IW, IS, Priavacy, Information Terrorism, Terrorism Defensive Information, Defense Information Warfare, Offensive Information, Offensive Information Warfare, National Information
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ae301b No.934433
>>927104
>>933847
The fuck happened? Mind to elaborate?
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118ad7 No.938189
>>934433
they said they want the personal information of people who talked about some shooter, or commented on his posts, who knows. Honestly, they know everything about us already, they just make these requests as formalities.
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5847a8 No.940100
>>915577
Any follow up Jes? That little hug box is full of cows waiting to sperg and I want to see it happen. Lock the thread next time Jim streams or something. Anything just fuck with them already.
>>934433
They wanted the IP and posting history of every ID that posted in piano boy's manifesto thread. They were in it themselves baiting anons too so assume they're watching and trying to entrap you.
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a379c2 No.940151
>>938189
>>940100
Oh the St.BTorrent datamining thingy? That shit still going on? If you listen closely, somwhere far far away, you can hear the kvetching.
I'd just like to state, that everything I've ever posted on 8chan is purely satirical and not menth to be taken serious. I disavow any kind of violence.
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32099b No.951411
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d88a84 No.957513
"basically" to "basically uhmm pretty much basically" as a tribute to Jonathan Ross.
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004c74 No.958037
>>957513
Please leave. The last thing this dead ass board needs is unfunny wordfilters.
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e4cb7f No.958045
>>958037
>please leave
How about no, dickhead?
>this dead ass board
This year, we received so much traffic from IBS-reddittors like yourself like never before, the board isn't dead by any means. Only a newfag who has no idea how this board used to be would claim this.
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4a9754 No.958837
>>958037
>unfunny wordfilters
Lurk moar newfag. We have plenty of wordfilters already.
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2f3373 No.959415
>>958045
You just explained why the board is dead faggot. It has no cocks worth reading and is just a bunch of e celeb worshiping children who could be on literally any board and be as relevant.
This is my last post on /cow/ for that reason. Now the Jahans thread has slowed to a crawl there's nothing worth reading. Moderation here is a joke, no cocks, so why not go some where better?>>958045
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e4cb7f No.959534
>>959415
I agree that the Jahans-thread is the best one on this board and it should get way more attention. However, I don't get why you want to fuck off because of some screeching children. An increase in traffic almost always comes with a decrease in quality cocks. Just roll with it and let the faggots know that they are faggots.
>go somewhere better
Currently not that many options available, better places are mostly private.
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be4b72 No.959663
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
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be4b72 No.959667
Also fuck it, I want to make tranny general thread, but I cant create new threads.
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715e3f No.961074
Requesting this to be a banner
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6d827c No.961514
Can anyone tell me what game this is from? It is very familiar and relevant to the friday thread.
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356100 No.965228
Currently spamming /qresearch/ with fuck loads of gore, come join the party. Let's much those larping faggots!
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9cc776 No.968920
FIRST POST IN FOUR MONTHS
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8bf65e No.969055
You are a bunch of uppity neurotypicals that really need to learn where they belong
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c1ce86 No.969150
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19d03a No.969447
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038839 No.969488
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75afd8 No.969506
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427c5d No.970195
>>968920
Glad to see the board's still around.
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6b96db No.970219
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554196 No.970356
If you've ever wondered about the kind of person who creates threads on people on K*w* Farms, then let me introduce you to Jacob Groszek of Cincinnati, OH; a former moderator who went by the handle CIA Nigger.
He now goes by PA-8600, PA-RISC, JacobGRocks and gligar13vids. He is a furry with a sexual fetish for anthropomorphic vehicles and he hoards dozens of old broken computers in his parents home.
Some of his online accounts:
Discord: RA-RISC#1958 (ID 95525801486712832)
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYyCai0PQQ0O6yA_yQzBY-g
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzozMcF1kcR9dzsdEkRHdaw
https://archive.org/details/@alpha21064
http://archive.is/https://twitter.com/pa8600/*
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c12728 No.970380
Found a pedobear online on Discord. This weirdo sent me CP in the DM after I flip the fuck out a bit. When he tried to livestream me in one of his sick movies. He told me he lived in Canada. But he never said which one though. This guy also told me he's in a server called Exed-Eyes Server (some famous artist) where they post cartoon like porn of cute creatures from planets, Pokémon and even robots. I'm not sure why a creep like him is in that server but I guess he wants to find some prey to rape online or some shit. Another pedo that is also in Exed-Eyes server is named Seepan another fucking creep that is a pedo just like GrantedHere but worse since he gatekeeps people and use blackmail to fuck people over and will even lie to get some people he don't like banned. Both of these sick mentally ill fucks need to get the fuck off the internet and warn the artist Exed-Eyes about their behavior fast.
Here are both their Discord usernames and tags in case you guys wanna fuck them over.
GrantedHere#2581
SEEPAN#8127
I'm not like a hacker or nothing so I don't know how to find ones IP Address based on Discord coding alone but given this is weaponized autism I like give them hell and deplatform them from the internet folks.
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265495 No.970381
>>970356
someone needs to put that octane in better hands
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8639de No.971832
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370334 No.972041
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64b429 No.972054
Who took over after I left? Why is there so much personal army shit and unfunny dox all over the board?
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dbf822 No.972315
>>972054
everybody is on another dead gay nigger site ran by the Guntstream people. /cow/ is dead long live the /cow/
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4b17d3 No.972351
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