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542f7e  No.958917

This takes place just after the wedding that Arthur and them went to and had no idea it was a gay wedding but they didn't care for Mr. Ratburn is a friend. Most had no idea Mr. Ratburn was gay until the wedding itself. He is now an openly gay man. They are planning to adopt some kids in fact of course. Both are men so they can't have kids of their own. They both have the same body parts. So yes both has testicles, scrotums, and penises. Patrick took Mr. Ratburn last name as his own. He moved into Nigels house. For Patrick lived in an apartment. We see them talking about stuff in fact of course. And they are babysitting some of the kids in his class.

"I have no problem with you two being gay men I am a Liberal kind of boy and I am not gay in fact of course," said Arthur, "I don't know why Patrick here is thinking about getting his genitals removed from his body for that sounds painful for they are sensitive body parts I love having a penis and scrotum were my testicles is at I hope to use them to reproduce with someday in fact of course."

"He doesn't like his genitals for he is the femine kind and he owns a chocolate shop," said Mr. Ratburn, "We will ask a gay doctor as in surgeon that has no problems removing genitals in fact of course."

"I don't want my genitals removed from my body for I love my penis in fact of course," said Buster, "We think Binky Barnes is a gay boy in fact of course."

"Once it is off I will be happy and I once tried to cut them off but my mom stopped me," said Patrick, "We will adopt some kids because we are both men in fact of course."

"I think Binky Barnes is gay for when he gave me a bath he looked at my long penis in lust," said Bud, "I am just four years old but I know what sex is my dad taught me with me stripped naked for better reasons."

Bud isn't gay but his one classmates is and Bud is not very good friends for he bosses other's isn't gay in fact of course. Bud knows that it is okay to be different and glad that they will go home later today. Arthur and them boys has circumcised penises in fact of course. Buster and Binky has small penises in fact of course. We still see them talking about stuff in fact of course.

"I was circumcised after birth so don't have have foreskin unlike some boys for we have showers in school at times," said Arthur, "So I seen us all naked we all have ten toes and genitals and I seen girls naked they have vaginas for I sometimes have baths with my sister D.W. here in fact of course."

"I was circumcised after birth myself for i my mom good my foreskin in a jar in a box," said Bud, " We will have a bath together tonight as in me and D.W. in fact of course. "

"If I was a bit I would have been circumcised and I heard two Aboriginal tribes does subincision in fact," said D.W., "I have a nice looking vagina in fact of course."

"As a girl We have vaginas instead of penises and glad we went to that wedding," said Fern, "If I was a boy I would have been circumcised in fact of course."

"I was circumcised after birth myself for my mom said yes in fact of course," said Brain, " We will have a bath together tonight in fact of course. "

I hope you like this story here so far in fact of course. See what happens next chapter here of course.

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7a6e29  No.958992

Why are you sticking your fanfiction?

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dab025  No.959043

So this is /cow/

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83305c  No.959129

god bless travis posting

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768935  No.959155

Well post the second chapter already

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ed8fa9  No.959264

>4 stickies

wew lad

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5233d5  No.959364

in fact of course in fact of course in fact of course in fact of course in fact of course

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0a11eb  No.959370

>We think Binky Barnes is a gay boy in fact of course

murdered

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9980f1  No.959383

I think Binky Barnes is gay for when he gave me a bath he looked at my long penis in lust," said Bud, "I am just four years old but I know what sex is my dad taught me with me stripped naked for better reasons."

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9980f1  No.959384

I think Binky Barnes is gay for when he gave me a bath he looked at my long penis in lust," said Bud, "I am just four years old but I know what sex is my dad taught me with me stripped naked for better reasons."

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9980f1  No.959385

Daniel Tiger's genitals

We will finally see Daniel Tiger's genitals in fact of course. He has what has a male tigergina. Which is a vagina for male tigers in fact of course. They will have him open it in fact of course. He never had a penis in fact of course. Prince Wednesday has a penis in fact of course. He will show it off in fact of course. He is as naked as the day he was born. Daniel Tiger's genitals is a male tigergina. He will have his bath in fact of course. He never had shame in fact of course even when his genitals is showing. We see them talking there in fact of course about genitals in fact of course.

"I always open my male tigergina before I get in the bath in fact of course," said Daniel Tiger, "I have no shame even though my male tigergina is showing in fact of course."

"That is good make sure you have it open when in the bath in fact of course," said his mom, "You never had a penis and like your dad here and is two we have vaginas in fact of course."

"I love having baths as well in fact and I have a male tigergina like you," said his dad, "We have sex by scissor it in fact of course that is how we have sex in fact of course."

"I love my male tigergina it is the reason I don't have a penis in fact of course," said Daniel Tiger, "We all have smooth fronts and pee sitting like a girl in fact of course."

"You have a nice male tigergina it is the reason you don't have a penis in fact," said his mom, "You will have a good bath in fact of course."

Daniel Tiger and his dad can never stand up to pee they have to sit down to pee like girls in fact of course. Inside his male tigergina is his testicles in fact of course. That is above his vagina or what they call male tigergina in fact of course. They could run around naked if they wanted to in fact of course. We see them still talking in fact of course with him in the bath in fact of course.

"I love my male tigergina it is the reason I don't have a penis in fact of course," said Daniel Tiger, "I have two testicles above my vagina which we call male tigergina in fact of course but it is a vagina in fact of course."

"It is a nice looking male tigergina as in a vagina which what they are in fact," said his mom, "If you had a penis you would have to wear pants in fact of course."

"We still have genitals in fact but we have vaginas in fact of course we call them male tigergina," said his dad, "We have to sit down to pee like girls in fact of course."

"I love my male tigergina as in my vagina which is what they really are in fact," said Daniel Tiger, "We have smooth fronts and pee sitting down to pee like girls in fact of course."

"You are such a good boy who knows how to open his male tigergina as in your vagina in fact," said his mom, "I am glad you are in the bath in fact of course."

I hope you like this story here so far in fact of course. See what happens next chapter here of course.

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9980f1  No.959386

The gay bathhouse

Some of the characters of Arthur goes in the local gay bathhouse See who they are. Buster Baxter, Shelly "Binky" Barnes, Wilbur Rabbit, and Nigel Ratburn. One of them wants Arthur to come with him but he told him no thank you to him. And says he has a date with Francine which he does have. Them two are meant to be together after all. He isn't a gay guy. He is asking him that now. If he wants to go to that place with him and Binky. To the gay bath house that is.

"Arthur can you come to the bathhouse?" said Buster, "With me and Binky?"

"What is a bathhouse?" said Arthur, "A Public bathing place?"

"Not really," said Buster, "But it is well a sex club."

"Buster i am not gay. If i was i would go," said Arthur, "You should know i date Francine i have a date with her tonight."

"I forgot about that,"said Buster, "Just thought i would ask."

"Thanks for asking," said Arthur, "Your my best friend even though your gay i accept you being gay."

Buster knows Arthur accepts it. And knows why Arthur won't go in a gay bathhouse. But they are still best friends. Now Buster, Binky, Mr. Ratburn, and Wilbur Rabbit are on their way to the bathhouse. Named Elwood City bathhouse.

"This is the place," said Mr. Ratburn, "You two can becoming members for just $18.00."

"Sounds good to me," said Buster, "How about you Binky?"

"Yeah it sure does," said Binky, "Let's go inside now."

"Yes let's do," said Mr. Ratburn, "And get you two membership. And we can enjoy this place."

"You two can find love inside," said Wilbur Rabbit, "Maybe you two will have each other."

They went inside and paid the worker both paid$ 18.00 for membership and buzzed through and got their towels and condoms. They went to their lockers took off their clothes and put the towels around their waist.

"Don't be afraid if they feel the front of your towels," said Mr. Ratburn, "They want to feel your manhood."

"We know that," said Buster, "We checked about these places online."

"Yes indeed," said Binky, "That is why we agreed to come here."

"I forgot you two did research," said Mr. Ratburn, "We hope you two find love here."

They went in a small room that was rented by a man named Richard. He is waiting for other men like Buster and Binky. Arthur and Francine is at a restaurant called Steak house. Along with George and Sue Ellen. Talking about their gay friends. Which is Buster and Binky. Plus Mr. Ratburn and Wilbur Rabbit. See what happens in the next chapter.

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9980f1  No.959388

Castration of Arthur and them

At age 35 Arthur needs his genitals removed. That is common for anthropomorphic animals. He will also lose his penis. Not just his balls and scrotum and his proestate. His penis is removed last so they can reroute his urethra so he can sit to pee. He is at the hospital stripped naked ready to get his gentials removed from his body so he won't die if they fall off him.

"Okay let's tell you what i will do," said the doctor, "Remove your prostate first and remove penis last."

"I know that," said Arthur, "Genitals at our age gets them removed for us anthropomorphic animals."

"Then time to make you sleep," said the doctor, "And remove your genitals so they wont fall off killing you."

"I am ready to be fully castrated," said Arthur, "Bye penis see you, my balls, sack, and proestate see you in a jar."

"Yes they will be floating in a jar," said the doctor, "Now let's remove your genitals."

They put the mask with the general anesthetic comes out of. The doctor slowley removed his gentials from his proestate to his penis and made him a new pee hole between his legs. Then regenerated the area so it is like he never had genitals. His genitals is now floating in a jar. He woke up saw no genitals. He is glad they are off by a doctor than them fall off of him.

"Good they are off," said Arthur, "Now my front is now as smooth as females fronts."

"They came off easy," said the doctor, "And i regenerated the area so we made it nice and smooth as girls and women."

"You are sure very good at castration," said Arthur, "As well as removing penises."

"That i am," said the doctor, "As well as removing female vagina's."

"That is good," said Arthur, "Thanks for removing them. Your the best castrator ever."

"That i am," said the doctor, "And your very welcome so your genitals wont fall off because you no longer have a penis."

He went home then. In two days Buster and Francine get theirs removed. See what happens next chapter.

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e3a859  No.959424

This is great

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d4ab79  No.959550

Why?

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0a11eb  No.959604

>>959550

Why not in fact of course

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4b9b76  No.959790

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07b39d  No.959863

I never knew this show had so much autism around it

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e26506  No.960056

Arthur and Francine has Autism

Alternate universe story of Arthur and Francine has Autism. Them two know each other. They start out as three years old in fact of course. They are meant to be together. They will go to a school called Green Meadows elementary school with Carl and Buster. They are glad they are friends. They don't know they are different than other kids. They have high functioning Autism. They love to play together. Even plays in the bath together. They are in the bath now playing with bath toys so they won't play with their private parts. They are at the Read house talking about stuff. We see them talking about stuff like what they should play in fact of course.

"I love having baths together with you and glad we are going to go to the same preschool next school year," said Arthur, "I hope we can play with new bath toys so we can keep having lots of fun and glad we are here in the bath together tonight."

"You said it and I know we are different in a certain body parts in fact of course," said Francine , "We are best friends and glad we are here in the bath together tonight and that preschool is the best one in town."

"You kids play good together and we know the difference between boy parts and female parts," said Mrs. Read, "You kids should get new bath toys and glad your not playing with your private parts."

"Baths are lots of fun mom and glad we are here in the bath together tonight in fact of course," said Arthur, "We love having baths together and glad we aren't playing with our private parts we know better than that in fact of course."

"Baths are lots of fun and glad we are here in the bath together tonight, " said Francine, "Baths are lots of fun and glad we are playing with bath toys like my rubber duck and my pink boat."

Mrs. Read washed them two kids from their heads to their toes and all in between. Then came next school year at Elwood city preschool and sees their friends as in Buster, Fern, Muffy, George, Binky, and Jenna. They know having baths together are lots of fun and we are them talking in preschool in fact of course.

"We love this preschool it is lots of fun and glad we are all here in this preschool this school year," said Arthur, "My mom said me and Francine are different in someway in fact of course."

"We still have baths together and glad we are playing with toys here in fact," said Francine, "They are lots of fun I wish mom buys me some new bath toys."

"Baths are lots of fun and I still have baths with Jenna here in matter of fact," said Fern, "I never had a bath with a boy before in fact of course."

"I have a bath with a girl and I am a boy and We are glad we came here today," said Brain, "That big boy over there can be a bully in fact of course."

"Baths are lots and glad we a good preschool and glad we are here in this school today, " said George, "We have no reason to not have shame in fact of course."

I hope you like This new story here and I need ideas for the next chapter here of course. See what happens next chapter here of course.

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e26506  No.960057

When Arthur and Fern was babies

This story takes place when them two was babies when they meet of course. And says the proper name of their genitals which is how to tell who is a boy and who is a girl. And will see them when they are in the bath that their genitals are different. And Binky will be there and will look at Arthur's penis in lust. And he is gay so he is in love with other boys. He will think Fern's vagina is gross and she can tell his penis is tiny. She wants is penis off as well as his testicles and scrotum. She doesn't like Binky much because he is a gay bully and we see them two just like in just diapers which will soon be off as well.

"This son of mine has a nice penis and he was circumcised after birth like most boys are," said Mrs. Read, "And here it is with his scrotum with two testicles."

"He has a nice penis and glad he was circumcised after birth and my daughter has a nice vagina," said Mrs. Walters, "And here it is now."

"Wow i see a girl naked i heard about a vagina i have a penis as you can tell here in fact," said Arthur, "Which makes me a boy so my mom says."

"I never seen a boy naked before so that is what a penis is i see it of course," said Fern, "I have what is called a vagina in fact."

I had Arthur circumcised after birth so his penis can be washed better in fact," said Mrs. Read, "And Fern has a nice vagina on her."

Mrs. Walters said if she had a son she would have him circumcised but she can't have more kids she had some cancer there as in had part of her genitals removed. Mrs. Read can and will have D.W. and Kate in fact. Fern will never have siblings she is an only child. Arthur will see D.W. and Kate's vaginas when he sees them two naked. Binky had a bath with Molly and he thinks her vagina is gross. She said all girls has them and she saw how small his penis is. She said she saw a bigger one before she had a bath with Brain who back then was just called Alan back then and still see them talking there.

"Last bath i shared was with a male cousin who has a penis just like i do," said Arthur, "His is a bit smaller than mine is average sized."

"Last bath i had was with a girl named Francine she is a girl i know of course," said Fern, "She has a vagina just like i do in fact."

"I just wonder what them two is saying it is in baby talk and sees their genitals," said Mrs. Read, "I think they never seen other genitals before."

"It could be about their genitals i hope she doesn't play with his penis in the bath," said Mrs. Walters, "She had a bath with Francine Frensky in fact."

"I had a bath with Brain before not just my cousin he has same body parts as me," said Arthur, "I will have a bath with Binky soon."

Binky will like Arthur's penis and such and will touch them and he won't like it. I hope you all like this new story here of course.

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e26506  No.960058

Bath time for kids

Some kids there will have baths together and will say body parts by name as in genitals and butts. And they will be fully naked so all parts can be cleaned. And know boys has a penis and girls has a vagina so no problem there in fact so they can look. D.W. and Bud will have one together so they got barefoot before going in the bathroom so there toes is showing. Bud also took off his hat and vest. And their socks is also off. And went in the bathroom and took off all their clothes. Bud looked down and saw his big and long penis and his scrotum and smiled and see them talking.

"I love my penis and also like what it is called for we pee out of them in fact," said Bud, "And your not the first girl under puberty which is Ladonna."

"I see my vagina and mom said someday i will grow boobs were my nipples is at," said D.W., "And i saw Arthur naked before and my nipples is showing."

"Your boobs will be there mom said so and i seen her naked before," said Arthur, "And here comes mom now and we are all barefoot here."

"Feet is meant to be bare so many in the world walk barefoot all the time," said Mrs. Read, "Arthur i see Buster is here get him barefoot."

"I love showing off my toes for i have nice looking one's there," said Bud, "Now my butt and penis is showing which i also love."

Kate isn't allowed to see a boys genitals she would mess with them. D.W. had baths with Arthur before so she knows better than that. She loves the size of Bud's penis and said Buster has a small one. Arthur's is the perfect size as in a bit above average so a pretty big penis. Binky's is a bit smaller than Buster's. Rumors have it a boy lost his in an accident and has to sit to pee like a girl. Fern is shown putting her bare feet on the table so they see how nice her feet and toes is. And seen her feet as well as Arthur's has best looking one's. Girl who doesn't look good barefoot is Ladonna but her's is also showing.

"I heard that Fern has nice looking feet like ours i see our toes there," said Bud, "And i see my penis and your vagina for we are naked."

"I love being naked for all people is born this way so i can play naked here," said D.W., "I heard Tommy has a bigger and longer penis than Timmy."

"That is indeed a fact i gave them two baths before so i saw them," said Mrs. Read, "But Bud your penis is a big and long one so your lucky."

"I take after my dad in that way for i and my dad took a shower at a gym," said Bud, "And i seen my own penis many times."

"Baths in gyms is very common so divided by sex and gender there," said D.W., "You do have a nice penis size i love the word penis and vagina."

I hope you all like this story here so far for it is rated m for adults. For names of genitals is said by proper name. And i hope you all like it so far. See what happens next chapter in this story here of course.

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5a85d8  No.961504

File: 6559446e9836a9f⋯.jpg (13.77 KB, 400x225, 16:9, bro you just posted epic.jpg)

mfw this thread

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b93503  No.961884

I feel like something inside of me just broke.

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710e2f  No.962073

>>959385

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0a11eb  No.963457

File: 42da6b6c147eaa7⋯.jpg (67.36 KB, 640x852, 160:213, travis2017.jpg)

File: 52801351f1c0d82⋯.jpg (25.09 KB, 512x512, 1:1, Travis2017 ai.jpg)

In fact

of course

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2ba212  No.963664

>>963457

He looks like Jonathan Tooker

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0a11eb  No.963997

File: ac43240f230e40b⋯.jpg (157.27 KB, 1152x2048, 9:16, Travis 2017 rainbow dash.jpg)

>>963664

I always kind of thought he looked like the greatest fanfiction author to ever live.

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fbd43e  No.968439

File: 39b8ad852bc8fe2⋯.png (96.95 KB, 362x492, 181:246, What_the_fuck.png)

What the fuck am I reading?

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1057d8  No.968458

Did anyone ever find out how to get a copy of his book?

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b74515  No.968559

>>959388

The oddest part is how he consistently misspells the word prostate.

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0bf702  No.968978

>>968458

It was a custom order. You'd have to do something similar if you want such autism in a solid physical form.

>>907096

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46fa78  No.969201

>>959385

Every time I'm having a bad day, I just remember tigergina, and it makes everything a little better.

Holy shit, I can't get over this.

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453d96  No.969218

>>959383

Bud a grown ass man and only 4 years old.

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