/cow/ - Lolcows

Warns you that your psychical health could be lot better you know! You want to stay nice and young! Not mention up to speed to the best and brightest of the worlds greatest generation yet to come!

/tv/'s resident hapa autist, Harry Potter fanatic, Emma Watson waifuist/white knight and soyboy extraordinaire. Spams Emma Watson and nigger dicks, what lead a board volunteer to challenge him to a deathmatch.

Ghostposts in 4plebs (https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/stone/ghost/only/)

Reddit and 4chan refugee, with insatiable hatred for Emma Stone. Lives in Connecticut.

Things he enjoys: Emma Watson, deepfakes of her, Harry Potter flicks ("fantasykino" as he calls it), "Beauty and the Beast" (2017, with Emma Watson), cuck porn (or at least he's known for spamming it), Stanley Kubrick, Nickelback, weed, pizza, Delirium Belgian beer (export special for fools who like piss), "kino" grids (black and white collages with movie screencaps), pretending that Emma Watson is pretty or talented, giving half star reviews on aggregator sites to movies that "compete" with Emma Watson's, giving 5 star reviews on those sites to movies with Emma Watson in them.

Things that trigger him: Emma Stone, Saoirse Ronan, Ryan Gosling, Ana de Armas, Silvia Hoeks, Mackenzie Davis, "Lost River", "La La Land", "Blade Runner 2049", pics of Harvey Weinstein with Emma Watson, Razzies, Oscars, the original version of "The Beauty and the Beast", getting told that Emma Watson can't act or sing, people bringing up that he's a mutt, mods deleting his posts, /pol/ and the alt-right.

Main letterboxd account:

https://letterboxd.com/itskino/

Youtube account:

ZMAN - YouTube: http://archive.is/3Cypg

IMDb known accounts:

https://archive.is/1t9WP

https://archive.fo/EYOzy

Livejournal account:

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>>560092

NEW INFORMATION:

>has a dedicated core following of beta orbiting paypigs

>you will quickly notice only the same names donating money to her

>her entire "business" revolves around julaying these cucks

>barely even does youtube videos anymore (which are just taken straight from her streams)

>her past streams are all hidden behind a paywall on gab

>discord also has a paywall, you have to provide her with yet another monthly wage to get one that

>her discord is ruled by a tyrannical furfaggot tranny (Luna) that will literally FINE you for completly arbitrary reasons

>yes, apparently she decided that the giant circlejerk that she created in her discord, is actually worthy of being julayed

>so she fines people to give her yet even more money, so they can stay in their friend simulation

You will just know how absolutely cancerous 4chan discords are. Now imagine being such a greedy whore that you actually monetize that shit.

Not even to mention the absolute inhuman reaction she had to getting 75,000+ in donations from a single guy. Compare her reaction to Jessica.

No wonder her boyfriend turned crazy, if Brittany can't even show genuine happyness about someone donating that huge sum of money to her.

Quick Rundown:

>be Brittany Venti

>basically a female basement-neckbeard NEET, who can't do anything except stream

>meet an attractive Aryan through HWNDU, who is WAY above her league

>bipolar, disgusting hoarder with cringy internet humor

>extremely jealous, ruined her bf's potential career (he had to quit college for hPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sh1AvTR1k1s

Sneak peek for a brand new series is coming to YouTube in Spring 2018 called Mad Life, which entails the adventures of Myrtle and her best friend robot as they live in a foster house with colorful characters such as a vampire named 'Darka', her twin sister water nymph 'Narka, a unlucky owl-like creature 'Percy', a kid supervillian 'Jake', a spring called 'Spike' and a crab like creature called 'Pinchers' with their foster monster who as an alter ego as a anti-hero called HoodKnight. They go through bizzare wacky, misadventures in a world where anything can happen.

If you thought Mr. Enter and Ben the Looney were bad, they're sane compared to this douche!

He's an autistic 90s kid, who hates CGI, I mean REALLY hates it. So much he'll send death threats to animators at Disney and other companies and he'll disown friends for like the evil work of Satan known as CGI. Because there was no CGI in the 90s (except for Reboot, Veggie Tales, Beast Wars, etc.)

https://twitter.com/nick102_nick

Last thread almost at the limit.

Chris is in fact getting worse.

His dimensional merge didn’t happen.

Shortly after the new year he admitted flat out on Twitter that he has anger issues that sometimes lead to violence.

In essence by not denying it, he admitted to beating and humping a body pillow as Barb watched as punishment for throwing away the Classic Chris polo.

He’s got some brony retard on twitter taking troll bait and accusing Chris of being a pedophile when he’s actually a hebephile.

Lukas has alleged that Chris was handsy with the TTS when they were all still minors.

Chris has another judgement against him after being sued by another credit company, this time for $2500.

With tax season around the corner it’s now only a matter of time before another faggot shells out hundreds of dollars to get Chris’ attention and the saga will continue?

What’s 2019 looking like for Ricardo Chandler?

>>651071

Last thread is in it's death throes, so here we go. 2 more days till the merge deadline.

Chris is institution tier material, once barb dies he'll end up in the place where nuts hunt the squirrels

hey guys post your MFF cow and funny shit here so we can lol and laugh at furries..

hey there, does anyone here have an archive of this legendary lolcow? more specifically i am looking for the music videos but really i would like to get everything into one mega folder or something… thanks?

Its been over one year since the ending to Tim's wet dream and he's still bitching of the death of his waifu, and the madness only goes deeper…

DeviantART: http://timbox129.deviantart.com/

ED page: https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Timbox

Tim's "Cwcki:" http://timbox.wikia.com/wiki/What_Would_You_Think_If_Timothy_Robert_%22Timbox%22_McKenzie_Had_His_Very_Own_Wiki

GREETINGS /cow/

The 4th edition of the 8chan Cup is fast approaching. First kickoff is set for January 4th, 2019 at 08:00PM UTC and your board is a part of it. The Cup will be a 32 team tournament, first with a group stage followed by the 16 team Knockout Round, all to determine a champion board of the site. The 3rd editon of the Cup saw the debut of 15 different boards, all of which are returning to shoot for glory once again, amongst revived boards and a few new ones as well. The Cup is being defended by >>>/christian/, who grinded out a 1-0 victory in the Finals over newcomers >>>/ita/. Eternal powerhouse >>>/bane/ managed to claim 3rd place over >>>/strek/ by stopping the Trekkies potent offense and pouring on four goals of their own. For a full breakdown of the 2018 Summer Cup, please take a look at the wiki http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki/The_8chan_Cup

In 2019, your board has been drawn into Group H, with /wooo/, /strek/, and /pone/. Please use this thread for pre-tournament hype and also any MINOR tweaks that may need to be made.

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