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hi lolcow i'm a 18 year old partially socially inept guy that's been struggling with anxiety and panic attacks which gets triggered by flashbacks from the absolute cringeworthy and sperg shit that i used to do from ages 4-14 which has fucking ruined me the past 2 years. I remember being a complete psycho throughout elementary school but had friends probably because i was always taking the "lead". In 8th grade a friend of mine that was in 10th grade at the time was a huge mlp fan and this was the time dubstep was in, so he got me into finally watching the show after he showed me MLP dubstep which I enjoyed. I started sperging about it to family members and a couple friends, two of which actually ended up watching the show. There's too fucking many other memories that's been wired into my brain that i just don't want to talk about. I feel like killing myself when I'm alone because this is the shit I think about constantly and just zone out.

to sum up i'm a weird fucking cunt and i imagine myself being the kind of guy you guys mock.

My question is why do you people bully weird people over the internet? I'm not saying this because I'm going to be a whiteknight or anything, I want to know the motivations for what you do, why you think it's funny to mock people in such a way.

I can't bring myself to even fucking comprehend or understand why you even see this shit as funny. I just think of it as either sad or insanely cringeworthy but I feel too fucking bad for the individuals that I'm nice to them or just don't talk to them (irl) or don't care.

I get anxiety from this site because I don't understand why a person can be so cruel to someone that's never done anyone harm and think it's funny.

Apparently JohnnyNeptune found his way to /tv/

>>>/tv/1156330

This is even better than Zachary, he's a documented /r9k/ cow and probably an even more autistic one. Have fun.

Last thread autosaging

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Barb is looking well.

https://kiwıfarms(dot)net/threads/mark-citadel-hendrik-verbraeken-open_reaction-scenecore636.31769

https://kıwifarms(dot)net/threads/common-filth-radio.23859/

https://foxdickfarms.net/threads/alfred-woenselaer-alfanl.38291/

This forum is pure autism. So much soyboy bs. Fuck these cucks.

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Chris is getting banned by the last remaining people online who weren’t trolls and had tolerated his presence and he’s now reduced to white knighting for a guy who’s had a decade-long reputation for creeping on underage girls at cons and spouting homophobic slurs.

-Is Barb a Highlander who will live forever?

-Will Chris’ creditors ever figure out a way to get their hands on his eBay money?

-Will Chris’ head explode when the Sonic Movie is released?

-Will Chris ever make his Twitter public again?

-Will an Idea Faggot ever get Chris’ attentions who wants to make him drop the tranny bullshit?

-How long before 0def44 shows up to shit up the thread by telling us 63 times to ignore Chris?

https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/rjnXtiSKFCEmY3FvwI_ybQ/

https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/97663724/

https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/IcIWNPx2J1kJUBOyC7Onyw/

This guy calls everyone Zach who makes a harry potter meme thread apparently and posts his screencapped images dozens and dozens of times on. Might go by the name korinefag, could be someone infamous on /tv/ for years. If you don't know there are a ton of Harry Potter related threads that pop up all the time and this guy actually thinks it's all one person. He seems to police the board, posting archive captions of things he thinks are spammed, the kicker is he spams these images and is a hypocrite.

He also creates template threads and has posted them for years. Gets upset about anything that is popular and calls everything numale on a superhero board. If you search korinefag it goes back a while.

WELCOME TO THREAD 46 - "Rejected For No Reason Edition!"

Short Bio: Dominic "Britbong" Vanner is a soon to be 31 year old who has never had a job, never did schooling after high school and still lives with his parents. He streams every second day for 5-7 hours: a majority of this is now "banter" where he talks to himself and reads chat. After that he will play a couple hours of single player games. Repeated attacks by "stawlkers" have scared him from playing multiplayer games anymore.

He has Histrionic personality disorder and will seek attention in any manner including negative attention. His belief is that being annoying and creepy is "trolling" and will dismiss all negative feedback as "victims" of his trolling. He labels his stalkers "trolls" and has a dedicated army of 5-10 teen bronies and babyfurs who will defend him.

/cow/Catch-up(What you missed in the last thread)

>He got back from his Turkish vacation where he shared a bedroom with his parents and made numerous creep-shots of other guests.

>He claimed a photo that showed his ex girlfriend's shoulder as a child was "child porn" and actually contacted Discord's trust and safety council to report it.

>Showed his plushie collection on stream (Two alpacas, Mickey Mouse, and a cat that sings Christmas songs)

>Made three new youtube accounts.

>Played Roblox

>Brittany Venti laughed at him and asked her viewers if they would respect someone who jerks off with their mom's hair tie wrapped around their nuts.

>Watched Chaturbate with his stream and rebroadcast a man drilling a dildo up his ass.

>Got permanently banned 6 times from StreamLabs

Fatty's already in Baltimore rubbing up against other patrons of the con. Let the cringe begin!

https://twitter.com/TangerinePone/status/1022608566077849600

Can we have a "Rick & Morty" show/fanbase/creators thread?

(the Mr. Metokur video thread doesn't count because nobody is using it to talk about rick and morty)

R&M fans are the new Steven Universe fans. I'm calling it. And the show's creators are worse than Rebecca Sugar and her crew of degenerates.

We got an ED article

https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Rick_and_Morty

We got two active threads on foxdickFarms

https://foxdickfarms.netPLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORDs/dan-harmon.35369/

https://foxdickfarms.netPLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORDs/the-rick-and-morty-fandom-and-haters.35075

Fun facts about the fanbase:

1. Sent death threats to the staff because they hired female writers

2. Started nation wide riots because of sauce

3. One chick traded her car for a packet of sauce

4. Every fan is a cringelord from r/atheism who is either a middle schooler who thinks he's a genius or a grown man too old to be obsessing about cartoons who also thinks he's a genius.

Fun Facts about the creators:

1. Dan Harmon is an autistic manchild and alcoholic who blocks everyone on twitter, probably thinks he's Rick, lost an argument with a McDoanlds employee on twitter and had to resort to threatening to block her and is a literal sperg (seriously he self diagnosed having Asperger)

Here's a video of him screaming at a room full of people that they should go out and stab Trump voters for being nazis. (Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

This guy I had to share. Calling this guy a partisan hack would be a under statement. Here's some samples of his crazy views http://archive.li/pzUBQ

http://archive.li/s2Vqp

http://archive.li/VOk96

You know, we haven't really vented in a while. Let's just for this one thread be honest with our baser instincts, revv up those foxdicks and bring out our inner A-Logs.

Have you ever genuinely wished harm on a lolcow? Seriously hoped one would die? Been glad of their misfortune?

I'll start. I haven't given it too much thought, but I absolutely abhor everyone's least favorite shuddercow, Nick Bate, and the thought of him going into general population in a prison brought me way more joy than it probably should have. I didn't so much want him raped or killed, but I wanted him to get the shit pummeled out of him by as many inmates as possible. I wanted him to live in constant fear that his next stupid remark about poop or anuses was going to cost him another of his foul teeth.

I confess also that, while I haven't wished harm on the vast majority of them, my interest in this board has dwindled because the people we used to discuss were sort of less malicious. Even Chris has become bitter and frustrating for me to follow. It's been a while since a lolcow has actually made me laugh, most of the ones we talk about these days just annoy me. It's like the internet lost it's innocence or something. I miss cows like JustinRPG, Timbox and Ulillillia. It's weird to think of a retarded vore fetishist who wanted to be forced to eat magical bird poop as innocent, but comparatively speaking, he was.

I'm surprise that no one has made something for this faggot.

As a recap for those that don't know about him or haven't kept a log on this neurotic fuck.

>He was contributor to TIME

>In the early 2000, it was revealed via WikiLeaks that he ran a child pornography site

>Hold a grudge against for WikiLeaks for year to come

>TIMES would like you to remember they had nothing to do with it, despite knowing about it and funding it.

>Kurt will send his lawyer to sue you, if you forget to mention that he saved those kids by running a pedo site.

>Becomes a pariah, fast forward to the elections and he's forgiven by trashing Trump.

>Become a darling once more.

>Then the infamous "I was watching tentacle porn with my son" event happened.

>Thanks in part to a sharp eye shit poster for catching this and pin pointing the work in question.

>It had no tentacle.

>Then another incident occurs, involving flash gifs, his "wife" take over his twitter to announce he had a SEIZURE.

>This is also event is also comes into question

>Kurt has a habit of lying, alot.

>The man that sent him the flashing gif get sue

>The court dismiss it.

>https://www.dallasnews.com/news/courts/2017/11/27/prosecutors-drop-federal-charge-man-accused-sending-tweet-set-dallas-journalists-seizure

>As vendictive as ever, Kurt is still pursuing it.

>Nothing happens for a bit, just Kurt lying and having minor sperging moment.

>Get involved in a minor fued between a tranny hooker and US veteran over comics and the tranny wishing that the veteran would have die.

She is a twitch streamer and she has a unique little girl voice. She is slim similar to Eugenia Cooney but not that slim yet… Eugenia is still the Queen of Anorexia streaming.

The thing is when people bring up does she have a voice changer on, she either goes with the flow or casually breaks it down that something caused her voice to be high pitched due to a traumatic experience. However she is a special snowflake due to the fact she is into cryptozoology and conspiracy theories.

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