/cow/ - Lolcows

>>709934

Hopefully Megan escapes all this soon enough.

>>710582

Megan hasn’t had contact since shortly after chris was discovered by the internet. He recently said he’d get in contact with her again over CPU faggotry but the Captain warned her and she told the Captain she owned a gun.

>>709934

Megan was pretty cute, I don't blame him for wanting to creep on her a little.

>>710714

>she told the Captain she owned a gun.

i know how this story's going to end tbh.

>barb dies

<chris shows up at megans house

>breakingandentering.jpg

>gets shot

This is really hard to watch, Chris' life is too depressing and only keeps getting worse.

The whole thing about Megan having a gun at least shows Chris still has some grasp on reality left. If he were 100% insane already he'd just ignore that believing his special powers make him bulletproof.

>>710829

Maybe you should try creeping on her; see if she feels the same way as you.

>>711041

Is Chris smarter than your average African nigger?

Because they believe the village witch-doctors/shamans/Elders/Etc… who tell them to rub magic dirt on themselves, wear a life-jacket, then run around in high-heels and dresses and they will be bulletproof during battle.

>>711656

Difference is that the people believing in that witch doctor bullshit are at least in a culture where such beliefs are expected in society. Chris is a dumber version of Emperor Norton I

Chris is really just a terrible person and he should be forgotten and left off the Internet.

>>713787

All trannies do, even the fake ones. The moment you even consider trannyism your mind is already off the deep end.

>>711656

>Is Chris smarter than your average African nigger?

Most people are smarter than your average African nigger.

>>713787

yes, they are that delusional they think they are hot chicks when they are just a dude in drag.

>>713787

god forbid me saying this but i'd probably tap that autist ass

>>715148

i forgot to sage, FUCK

well i think this is the year that Snorlex will hit the bucket, looks like she has one foot at the grave at this point.

>>711211

I'd probably do better than Chris at least.

>>715536

heh, i'll give you that.

>>716452

huh, seems like a way to have fun with him, just block him on twitter and see how he reacts.

>>716452

What happened here that has everyone blocking him all of the sudden?

>>716768

Dude, he is going into a minor tism fit by just being blocked. Why would they not just block chris and go on a puppet account to watch him go on a rant?

>>716784

fair point

>>716667

What's happening is that Chris tries to befriend minor downyfag e-celebs. People see this and instantly bombard the person with disgusting Chris information.

>>717032

That is genius.

Thanks for the explanation, I thought that it was just getting his attention then blocking him, not that some fellas was giving some information about Chris-chan.

>>716452

Wow, what a crazy threat.

>>717032

Never thought Hirtes would actually do something clever with his spastic trollings. I'll give him this one.

I am a poor man but would pay good money for if a video of Chris beating up and punching a body pillow in front of Barbs

>>715044

Same shit tbh.

>Paint cans

>No ventilation.

Like Chris is begging to have brain damage

>>718262

At least they arn't protecting/white knighting the autistic RPers this time.

The Captain/Opposum-whatever is a fucking sped.

>>716452

>dustykatt

Is that the same Brony e-celeb who threw a tantrum when a bunch of anons from /mlp/ dropped spaghetti in front of him?

>>718651

Why yes it is

>>716452

chris really sounds like a southern preacher in all this, swap "tweets" for "children"

Is Chris gay?

>>718651

Why is he so mad?

>>718831

Well, if you only had one chance at mom's spaghetti, wouldn't you be mad if someone threw it on the ground?

>>718832

Hmmm…

Yeah, I would.

>>718651

Lmao, I remember that.

>>718651

I was unaware of the guy before he blocked Chris but i’m assuming that he was the victim of trolling as well? Kudos to him for at least removing Chris from his online life before he could make things way way worse

>>719487

Hopefully that post is all they do.

Now that Chris has protected his tweets, it's a good time to warn all the bronies on twitter about his homophobia and transphobia. He won't be able to respond publicly.

https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1087901020099878912

Does anyone else find it disturbing that Chris is a known pedophile and most of his twitter followers are children?

>>719706

Nope, I’m just hear to laugh at retards

>>718757

No no, just sucks dick for Lego money and is imagination married to a pokedude. Nouthing gay about that.

>>719678

Oh boy. How bad is the lockdown. Is it 2 or 3 ppl blocking him or hundreds.

>>720386

It's less than 10 but they're all boyfriend free girls he wanted collected into his cartoon harem.

CHRIS APPROACHING EPIC INSANITY

https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1088154720693297153?s=19

>>719706

>Chris is a known pedophile

Chris isn’t able to keep anything secret and has no filter in public. If Chris wanted to fuck kids he’d have confessed it to a troll by now.

>>720889

>>720895

Looks like the merge isn't going quite as planned.

>>709934

>>709792

I have a feeling we will see Chris-Chan blame the upcoming sonic movie for the merger failing. We might see a jim Carrey death threats saga happening. Fuck I wouldn’t be surprised if Chris-Chan assaults someone over the sonic movie or attempt to give taxi driver on Jim Carrey for playing eggman.

>>720425

Damn he is easy the trigger.

>>720889

>>720895

Is he regressing to his younger state or do you all think the high school events got really deep into his psychology?

>>720852

see >>720889

>>720938

> you all think the high school events got really deep into his psychology

Highschool was the happiest time in his life, after all.

>>721040

Are you telling me when he was standing outside his community college with an illegible sign and searching for a boyfriend free girl aged 18-25 weren't the most enoyable times in his life?

>>721068

He wasnt 18-25 years old in high school. Anon meant ages14-18.

>>721040

Pretty sure that was primary school, Year 3, that one with the nice teacher.

>>721661

What a fucking dickhead.

Chris really is an asshole.

So chris has been smoking weed. You guys know that makes schixophrenia worse?

Also, how long until the dimensional bureacracy ends and i can walk around town seeing other people's waifus? Is it too late to make my own oc waifu?

Chris allegedly got touchy with some kids. Prison saga soon? I heard they eat good in prison, and he would definitely make some money being a village bicycle for some thugs.

I wish hirtes would show what he looked like irl because if he looks the way I picture him in my head he would look so cute tickling Chris’s asshole with his mustache.

>>720889

>>720895

Is he devolving into Timbox?

>>718631

It literally isn't. Only puritan retards that think AOC should approach 30 because feminists have fed you retarded emotional bullshit for over a hundred years would think that.

>>721987

feminists want an age of consent of 13 because that's how it's done in mexico and most third world countries, it also lets 13 year olds more easily decide to be trannies without their parents permission

>>721518

He is a known pedophile.

>>721674

It took you this long to figure that out?

>>722090

Of course not dickhead.

It's just that he hasn't changed at all after all these years.

>>722294

>It's just that he hasn't changed at all after all these years.

It took you this long to figure that out?

>>722321

Well time is still moving forward.

>>722340

Confirmed pedophile.

>>722340

CWC saying ted was framed or whatever is going to destroy what few white knights are still in his garrison.

>>721674

>>722294

whats what makes CWC uniquely bad. how little he changes fundamentally. If you tally everything he has barely made an inch of progress.

>>722340

Holy fuck the Bundy thing is funny to me.

>Hez a Sonichu, he dindu nuffin

>It was jus a miz understandin

>the people that mess with Chris-chan now call themselves the "Teen Troon Squad"

That has to be the faggiest name ever https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Teen_Troon_Squad

>>722903

I don't think they call themselves that. foxdickfarms has dubbed them that so it's a moot point anyways. The name sticks.

>>722926

>Bundychu

The merge happens and Teddy boy starts. morphing in his cell.

>>722047

This is bait.

>>722956

>>722959

>>722961

Holy newfag!

>>722903

I thought the term “Troon” referred to the tranny members who have become common on Something Awful. These kids are clearly too young to know what SA is.

>>723180

>It still looks the same

like shit

>>722926

>>722340

>>722965

I don't know if this has been shared.

>>724186

Chris should not be allowed around children.

>>722926

He going kill mom or Jim Carrey one day.

>>724186

Someone should contact that neighbour warning them of this pedo.

>>724347

Do it yourself faggot if you can stop yiffing to tugboat-funded furry commissions

now he seems to be more desperate than ever for his merge to happen. i wonder if we will get a new "Insanity Saga" when Chris' desperation to go to his beloved c-197 eventually causes him to crash and burn.

>>724427

>>724431

>Believes he has created a way to be immortal. Will simply pop out of a machine if he dies.

Oh boy, you think he might go for a high score? Megan is worth 15pts.

>>724633

I doubt it's going be the end because of all the times we thought it was going to be the end yet it wasn't. Chris-Chan finds a way.

>>724477

God, it would be great if this climaxed with a Tranny Phantom-style failed mass shooting

this shit is too tragic at this point. as someone observing him for over a decade, I hope all those pieces of shit that trolled this sperg will taste the bitter pill of karma in their lifetimes.

>>724854

What a fag.

>>724633

>>724823

Only problem is that he needs to live stream that shit so we can document the finale of the mergermurder saga.

>>724823

The troon fired a whole armory's worth of ammo and hit like, 2 people or something? I don't think Chris can even handle a gun.

>>724877

Not made my morning. Where it’s from?

>>724926

The elevator at the centre.

Is this how it's going to end? Death by heart attack from acute stress, induced by shitty lifestyle, unchecked consumption of medicine and drugs, and of course Chris's planetary scale autism. What a shitty way to go.

>>725071

It would be a mercy for this sad tale to end here. The story only seems to get darker and more depressing by the day. I don't want to imagine what Chris's life will/would be like in 20 years.

>>725071

>>725563

>>725054

I still think chris-Chan story will end the same way as randy stair. Trying to run down people trying to see the sonic movie or attempting to kill jim Carrey

Is it safe to say that Chris has schizophrenia yet?

Chris should act like an adult and worry about how he can get out of debt instead of worrying about which voice actor banned him on twitter because they don't want to be associated with a freak who masturbates online in front of children.

>>725894

You don't need to randomly repeat things that are obvious to anyone who isn't here for the first time.

>>725894

You should be a life coach.

>>725949

That's not him.

>>725900

>>725912

Fag.

>>725808

It may be Bi-Polar. His delusions don't seem paranoid in nature. He is not taking depression medication.

>>725982

I just remember the OC Assassination attempt that was fended off by a conditioner bottle. That's a point in schizophrenia's direction. Who knows man?

>>725949

The capitalization seems off

>>725963

>What are dis associative disorders.

Chris is trying to inject himself in every community out there in search of acceptance

>>725984

It's just imagination. Chris thinks that just because he fantasizes about something, it really happened in another dimension or some shit. He's stupid, not schizo.

>>725984

>I just remember the OC Assassination attempt that was fended off by a conditioner bottle.

When?

>>726021

>Chris thinks that just because he fantasizes about something, it really happened in another dimension or some shit. He's stupid, not schizo.

<His long-term social isolation and sheltered upbringing are well-known to all Christorians, but this incident, particularly his firm belief that the self-hypnosis videos could spontaneously generate new genitalia, makes many assume that Chris has developed a mental condition beyond autism—possibly schizophrenia.

I'm not sure about schizophrenia, but this sure as shit doesn't seem like stupidity.

>>722926

>bundychu

God fucking dammit Chris, I spit out my beer while reading that. Ted is rolling in his grave for that one.

>>726189

Ted Bundy is dindu nuffin

can we get Chris banned from bronycon this year? this might be the biggest shit for 2019

>>726336

I would rather try to get him a position in some panel. More fun.

>>726348

He did that already.

They all kissed his ass.

>>725964

Sick burn bro!

>>726378

any video?

>>726404

Sure, fag.

>>726414

I'm literally shaking. You're probably the toughest one on the playground with your vocabulary.

>>726410

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPEgENPQVOY

44:30

>>726419

Right, fag.

>>726426

Chris is a known liar and a confirmed pedophile.

He must not be allowed around children.

He is a terrible person and should be ignored.

>>726074

https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1081248499314950145

>>724298

>Not killing his mom and making a Jim Carrey suit out of her skin in an attempt to replace him in the movie

>>724854

Buddy, you have to realize that the average cwc fan hasn't done anything besides observe this magical, mystical, True and Honest trainwreck. cwc is his own worst enemy, worse than any of the trolls.

>>726605

Yes and no. If trolls hadn't interfered in his life, he would have still kept getting into wild antics just like those documented before his discovery, it'd just be unheard of much life millions of other weirdos around the world. But there's no denying the inner circle were massive faggots, using Chris like a handpuppet and spreading out marketing tactics like overemphasizing how "racist" and whatever -ist he was just so semi-normalfags around the internet didn't feel guilty hating him (it's the easiest way to make someone hated and not just since Current Year).

I'm not really feeling bleeding heart over Chris though, the biggest thing I just feel from the realization that it was a giant Truman Show is disappointment - the angry energetic jumpy yelling Chris we saw on camera never actually existed, it was all ideas inserted into him by a bunch of basement dwellers. Real Chris is just a dull, slow, gross tard.

>>726628

>Real Chris is just a dull, slow, gross tard.

Real Chris is a known liar and a confirmed pedophile.

>>726657

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Echolalia

>It is estimated that up to 75% of persons on the autism spectrum have exhibited echolalia.

>>726551

< Firstly, Magi-Chan was a witness; he was in the bathroom with me, sitting nearby as I showered. X appeared behind me through a device-generates portal. Initially, I partially recognized him, and Magi-Chan was able to fully identify him as your OC, X,…

Chris always manages to make me laugh. He was taking a shower while his imaginary husband who is an electric/psychic hedgehog pokemon (and also Chris's son) was watching, while a portal popped up in the shower and another shitty Sonic recolor jumped out to kill Chris, only to be chased off with a half-empty container of soap.

>>726421

Shit like this is why Chris is having such a meltdown over being blocked. People like to pretend to be friends with him, only to drop him like a hot potato, and Chris does not understand how shallow all of that admiration really is, so he has a hard time coping with being ignored. People should have just stuck to silently observing their real-life Truman Show and left it at that.

>>726577

>>Not killing his mom and making a Jim Carrey suit out of her skin in an attempt to replace him in the movie

We are getting to the point where Chris-Chan be tricked into killing someone.

>>726664

WHOA

IS THIS TRUE

Chris is a known liar and a confirmed pedophile.

He must not be allowed around children.

He is a terrible person and should be ignored.

>>726495

<confirmed pedophile

Since when? Did I miss something?

>>726628

>Chris would still be an angry energetic jumpy yelling tard if the trolls hadn't interfered.

>the angry energetic jumpy yelling Chris never actually existed

???

>>726755

>I'm a dumbass and I eat poo

I can quote words you've never written too you know.

Classics like THAT IS MY HOUSE or getting Chris to flop around his room trying to destroy things, or even him sticking his dick into snow only exist because of trolls. Chris is like that mentally challenged kid from my grade school who was tricked into drinking toilet water because they told him it'd give him superpowers (but all he got was salmonella). Watch one of those interviews like the Guru Larry one to see how Chris behaves naturally, it's a boring snorefest.

>>726748

Yeah.

He masturbated on video knowing that children are a large portion of his followers on twitter and elsewhere.

He also made lewd and suggestive acts in front of minors in their parents' homes.

He also molested several people.

He also talks about how he wants to rape his fantasy daughter in his comics and says that she is real in another dimension so in effect he believes he is really raping his daughter.

He also claims that Ted Bundy was falsely convicted and was framed despite the damning teeth impression evidence on his last victim.

Yeah. That confirms he is a pedophile.

>>726768

Him acting like enough of a sperg around Mary Lee Walsh to get sent to anger management seemed genuine to me. Nobody tricked him into drawing ShecameforCWC. The shit he did on camera exists because he chose to do that shit on camera. I don't recall the inner circle ever forcing him to do those things.

>>726845

It's not like he never had any anger problems, but he's not a cartoon character. The inner circle would just keep telling him things like "hey Chris, if you want to attract insert sweetheart here, act angry like this, it's Tranny!", "hey Chris, do this thing to get back at Liquid" and so on. Then he stopped that as they convinced him to go Tomgirl to embrace his feminine side. Chris would do all this because he's intensely gullible (and he's never gonna stop being so as we saw with a bunch of autists conning him out of $6K recently).

>>726851

Chris isn't blameless for who he is and the choices he makes. He is the first to blame.

There are anons in this thread right now that actually want to debate causes when they should just want to enjoy the autistic product.

>>726851

But is his gullibility the trolls' fault? I get that he would be slower than most, but that doesn't excuse falling for the same shit for over a decade. It's his fault at that point.

>>726863

I need some context to fully enjoy Chris' antics.

>>726872

On quite the contrary, if someone can't figure things out after this long it becomes painfully obvious he's this mentally incompetent. Sadly mentally ill people who are not outright drooling retards are fucked in this regard because they're legally competent adults as much as anyone else even though they can't handle that life.

But again, I'm not here to feel sorry for Chris because all things considered he still has that amazing ability to make you lose all sympathy for him right after you just had some. I'm just bummed out that during the classic years he was merely a performance, the legend, the myth never really existed.

>>726923

>>726872

Also, the notion that he's literally been falling for the same shit for a decade is not entirely accurate. Chris has a fucking network of people dedicated to following all of his moves. Chris was capable of adapting to various trolling methods but then people would just continuously look for new ways to breach his barrier, like a virus mutating to reach a host who's been immunized. Even a regular person who had legitimate, non-imagined gangstalkers would have a hard time keeping them away.

>>726930

>>726923

You make a good point. Ideas Guy was an insight into how far the inner circle has dedicated into controlling chris.

>>726812

>>726857

Youve been sperging out this whole thread, 0def44

>>724854

This is the same chris chan who tried to run over a guy for banning him from his game store, the same chris chan who took a knife to his taint and refused to see a doctor, the same chris chan who begged for money and proceeded to spend it on toys, the same chris chan who insulted null after null donated money and a care package to him after the fire, the same chris chan who humped and beat up a body pillow representing his mother in front of his mother, who shits in his bed without cleaning it up, who fantasizes about sex with his daughter, plagiarizes his comics, draws sex in his children's comics, and attacks people for plagiarizing his plagiarized product, recieving donation after donation to finish his art but never does due to laziness, and who has not applied for a job for 3412 days now, who claimed that he and his mother would starve without money but then bought video games with the donations and then two weeks later claimed he needed medicine for his cats but couldn't afford to see a vet, who simply got three strays and pretended they were his own, who then told hos fans not to buy medicine because he'd prefer money, then whose vet told his fans that he already had medicine for his stray cats?

You're sympathizing with the wrong guy.

>>726992

>Youve been sperging out this whole thread, 0def44

Not true. I am only letting people who are reading this thread know the truth.

Chris is a terrible person and should be ignored and left off the Internet.

>>726966

Jewish plot to normalize freakish behavior and stir chaos wrapped up in pretend concern for sick people but ultimately producing a world where Terry Davis is dead instead of being cared for at one of them.

>>727174

>muh jooooooooooz

Too bad the Jews let you out of the asylum

>>727188

It is not my responsibility to ensure you are not retarded and uninformed, anon. Educate yourself.

>>726992

That’s Hirtes. The furry libtard baby boomer who lives in section 8 housing and collects welfare and dedicates his life to buying furry commissions and stalking Chris on Twitter. He’s proof positive that the people who obsess over Chris are usually more pathetic than he is. Pretty sure the thread where he got doxxxxxxxed is still up on /cow/.

>>727086

>Took mike longer to stay incognito

Damn! He's learning! Or we stopped caring. Guess its time for him to break out the old VPN!

>inb4 hi null

Wtf is up with Chris's twitter?

Has suicide Saga started or is it just attention seeking?

>>715016

Chris actually used to look pretty good, bob had chad-tier genes and just had chris too late.

His brother's decent looking as well.

If he always dressed and presented himself like he did in his 'rollin and trollin' video he'd look like your average sleazy casino patron instead of a terminal autismo

>>726966

/pol/-tier take but reagan and his jewish masters did it to weaken the police.

When they had asylums dealing with nutters was mostly the job of their families, now that they have nowhere to go their families kick them out and the cops have to deal with them.

>>727556

I wish he had a few well-meaning male friends who could take him out to bars and he could absorb some of their way of thinking. He could have avoided this entire mess and his poor mother might have even got some grandchildren to fuss over in her twilight years.

>>726812

I seriously doubt he's a pedophile. He stopped maturing pretty early and his best times were at school so I'm sure he likely has fantasies of a teenage bf-free girlfriend, but he's not some rapist creeping on little kids.

Chris is flipping out again on The Haters on twitter. It's been everyday for like 2 weeks.

>>727573

i could see an alternate universe where chris is just a slightly dorky alcoholic that regularly spits on bouncers when getting kicked out of bars tbh.

>>727579

He's not a pedophile, the person posting the claims is some 50 year old furfag who spends his entire day trying to get Chris to react to him on twitter.

>>727579

Sure, posting videos online of himself masturbating knowing that children are a large portion of his audience isn't something a pedophile would do.

No. That's exactly what pedophiles do.

Chris is a pedophile. Confirmed.

>>727893

That's what the fox says!

>>727015

>dedicate your life to supporting a ring of gossiping stalkers for a autistic retard

>shocked that a gift basket doesn't make you a good guy to him

is this what Null really thinks?

>>727914

What are you?

Are you some androgynous woman who feels "linked" with Chris because he is a weirdo like you?

You are just another one of the guys. Right?

You play video games and read comic books. That's what guys like. Right?

Fucking freak.

>>727893

>posting videos online of himself masturbating knowing that children are a large portion of his audience

Chris doesn’t have an audience. He has a group of people online who laugh at him who range from high school age all the way up to furry niggers in their fifties who are welfare leeches. A large of his audience is not children. Reach harder Mike.

>No. That's exactly what pedophiles do.

Chris is a pedophile. Confirmed.

Every single porn star who is aware that high school kids watch their videos on pornhub confirmed for pedophiles.

Sorry for the double post but new Chris cocks.

>>728007

Nice strawman with the pornography.

Chris isn't a professional in pornography, so his amateur attempts exemplify his natural pedophilic behavior moreso than some whore who is being paid to be a whore.

Furthermore, regardless of however you define an audience, Chris has an audience and much of it is comprised of children. His decision to masturbate on video and release it online tracks exactly with the known behaviors of pedophiles.

The fact that Chris knows he has children following him on social media and still posts videos online of himself masturbating is parallel to how pedophiles groom children by the use of their own lascivous and lewd videos. This is undeniable because it is true.

There are further worrisome accounts of Chris's behavior which are symptomatic of pedophilia: his wanton touching of others inappropriately, his deviant and unnatural behavior in the presence of minors, his aggression and selfish demands for others to appease his desires, his incessant collection of toys catered and marketed towards children.

All of these things point to one characteristic about Chris; he is a pedophile. He must not be allowed children.

I find it abhorrent that there are people who would willingly toss aside these obvious and blatant warning signs all because they have some sick twisted fantasy about Chris.

>>728156

*Chris must not be allowed around children.

>>728163

>>728156

When did you first start exhibiting symptoms of retardation?

>>728195

He's about to go ghost CPU on all the haters.

>>728156

Chris never recorded himself masturbating for the purpose of releasing it like "here you go, go watch me jack off". He was manipulated into recording them because he's a gullible tard and the videos were released by trolls. But you're a dumb dumb anyway.

i noe this is tooooo early,but we got to group up and collectively get chris ban from bronycon

>>728219

*I know this is too early

Try speaking like a normal person for once.

>>728203

>>728203

This. Chris has only released a sex tape on his own once when he was trolled by lesbians into posting the last sex doll video as an audition to be their sperm donor. Every other time he had pictures or video leaked it was coerced from him by manipulative trolls and leaked by the inner circle. And nigga Chris Chan isn’t Peppa Pig he doesn’t have children and toddlers watching his videos in a tablet for hours on end it’s internet rookies and oldfags who give a shit about him anymore.

>>728219

Given the way the brony scene has turned on him on Twitter I would rather see him allowed to attend but being greeted by boos and heckling and treated like a pariah all weekend.

>>728231

You mean typing?

>>728240

>I would rather see him allowed to attend but being greeted by boos and heckling and treated like a pariah all weekend.

Only to be banned late on the second day. I hope police show up.

>>728244

speaking, typing, it's the same over text.

>>718632

Is it not too late?

Maybe the damage to his mind will help him control the obviously rampant and socially odd thoughts, but its just conjecture.

I've been out of the loop a few days and just checked Chris's twitter and watched the new VLog

Has he actually gone full Szhizo fuckwit or is he just begging for attention?

>>728428

both

>>728428

He was never schitzo. He just thinks idle fantasies are very real. There is a distinction.

In the newest video, he's crying about people blocking him on twitter

>>728246

>>728240

Seeing him get booed at bronycon would be the most hilarious game of kick the autistic i've seen in a while. He'd be drawing pictures in his comics comparing himself to jesus carrying the cross.

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Kick_the_Autistic

>>728616

I got 37 imprisoning Chris.

>>728973

I think the problem about Chris is that he's decided that his dumb fantasyland daydreams (which everyone has in some form or another, I mean I really hope you arn't that bland) are not just minor spasms of the mind but have a greater purpose.

The thing I do find strange in all of this is that he's quick to say "Ideas guy messed me and my canon up!" but he's not so quick to dismiss the stuff as just stupid dawdles. I was hoping that Josh would dump the stuff Josh (ideas guy Josh) used to "hook" Chris, moon lasers and nonsense, but he seems to have decided that playing crapass walking simulators is way more fun

Chris's brain never developed past the chuunibyou stage I believe.

>A Japanese slang term which roughly translates to "Middle School 2nd Year Syndrome". People with chuunibyou either act like a know-it-all adult and look down on real ones, or believe they have special powers unlike others.

Whether you would call all children that take fantasies too far mentally ill or not is up to you, but Chris essentially has the understanding of a child.

>>728616

>>728973

>>728979

I got 34, but this isn't a reliable test.

I'm a mental health professional and the other day I was watching Chris videos and reading Chris stuff and pulled the DSM to see if he filled the criteria for an autistic person with schizophrenia, and he does.

It's impossible to diagnose someone with a mental disorder over the internet, even Chris with all the information he makes available, but I think there's a fairly high chance he has a psychotic disorder.

>>729111

Now are you sure that these are delusions rather than overly wishful thinking, and how can you tell? Because personally it looks like an extension of otherkin nonsense cranked to 11. They don't really believe they are a fox or whatever anime character makes them gush - they just really wish they were

>>729111

>jewish drug dealer trying to label chris with his psuedoscience mumbo jumbo

Chris has attracted bad spirits by his unrepentant degeneracy and sin, which are slowly eroding away his mental faculties. Also his growing insanity might be God's punishment for him turning away from Christ and become a filthy tranny. Psychiatry is a dead end that ends in suicide or psychiatric drug-induced insanity, and any attempt to help Chris beyond turning him away from sin will fail. Chris needs a pastor, not a psychiatrist

>>729184

>Chris needs a pastor not a shrink

Chris's main "therapist" was Rocky who was a church counselor. Also, I don't have any idea how the Jews are remotely relevant to a guy who has spent his life in the rural South.

>>729194

To reiterate, Chris needs a Christian Identitarian pastor. No church that loves non-white tares can bare any good fruit

>>729194

Maybe not personally, but he's saying that jews enacted changes that would/could also affect Chris.

>>728195

>Belives he has a respawn machine

>Has fantasies/dreams/delusions of killing sprees of OC for Lolz

>Has a final solution for trolls

>Having a meltdown over twitter drama

Ya, this is not getting sketchy at all. He is not going to get violent.

>>729397

He also needs his CPU, Megan.

>>729204

Chris isn't autistic enough to be a Christian Identitarian.

>>729524

Faggot

>>729536

I think someone who decides to promote their niche worldview in a fucking Chris-Chan thread is more autistic than the thread subject. Quite a bit so in fact.

>>729536

Manlet

>>729554

Ring licker.

>>729556

Kike-on-a-stick lover,

>>729537

>worldview

It is a FACT, heretic

>>729558

I don't even know what that is.

>>729566

Synonym for Christian.

>>729565

Thank you for reminding me why I hate furries and bronies. The subject matter is one thing but what pissed me off is how I couldn't go anywhere without some furfag or brony pushing their shit everywhere even after people told them to fuck off. So, fuck off back to /christian/ and stay there.

>>729573

White Jesus belongs in ALL things

>>729623

Nah, just an oven.

Chris is a terrible person and should be ignored and left off the Internet.

>>729718

>>729718

“REEE DONT GIVE CHRIS ATTENTION”

-The faggot who’s bumped this thread 31 times

>>729724

Get lost, dyke.

>>729801

What are the redacted parts on page 2 and 3?

guys how can we get tara strong to block chris?

>>727893

>>728156

>doing porn shit on the internet makes you a pedo

Well golly gee whiz, sir moralfag, I guess literally every pornographer or porn artist is a child molesting fruit because people under the US's high AOC can possibly access a web resource in some manner!

>>>/reddit/

>>729573

>leaving out weebs when they do literally the exact same thing

>>729848

Dig up some of his anti-gay anti-black patriarchal views and get them to her soulless kike eyes.

>>729747

>dyke

what kinda retarded ass insult is that in this context?

jesus you really are hirtes or some shit, arent you?

>>729849

For some reason weebs think putting anime into everything is perfectly fine. They're as much cancer as bronies and furries are but "it's an image board so it's okay" while every single post is some pedo bait or loli.

>>729848

She's a complete whore. If she's not sucking your dick she isn't paying attention to you either way.

>>729918

Ok, piece of shit.

>>729961

You PIECE of FUCK

>>729801

Fucking crazy.

>>730140

It’s also weird because that wolf is the OC of someone who blocked him. He thinks he’s going to make things better by making unauthorized comics with other people’s OC.

>>728240

Reminded me of this

>>730161

>wants to date members in audience

>large portion of audience is children

>Chris knows many of his followers are children

He is a confirmed pedophile.

>>730143

I think I understand his moon logic. Wolfguy is just not fully connected with his OC so when he does get connected with his fuzzy avatar dude then he'll totally see the error of his ways.

The thing that stands out to me about the comic is how much of a fatherly figure Magi-Chan is. I'd go so far as to say that he's using Magi-Chan as a fictional replacement for Bob, except this time his dream-daddy is also tolerant of his lifestyle choices.

>>727558

>weaken the police

>by giving low-effort low-intensity idiots to manage which previously went to nurses

>a group of people that don't mean any harm to anyone else, and are too stupid to do something like buy a gun (a process that requires filling out a form and having valid ID, the latter of which requires remembering an 8-digit code and knowing where to put that code when)

does not compute

>>729204

>Identitarian

You're clearly a European because that concept has no play in America, even in the south (where Chris is from and lives) openly racist churches and priests are a different breed. If by "Identitarian" you mean "race realist" or "nationalist", then that also doesn't work because that's what Bob and Barb were. Chris's whole family are typical Republicans, middle-class white people who work good jobs (see Bob's work as an engineer or Chris's half brother who is a doctor). Even if they were all hardcore Southern Democrats, they'd be Southern Democrats in the same way Jimmy Carter is not Jefferson Davis. Also the average neoconfederate would be damned if they didn't at least do four years in the military, because they get free training/healthcare out of it and it brings "honor" to their name (this concept is very important to someone who takes race seriously).

Anyway by and large there's only one large church in America that openly advocates for racial separation - the Church of Latter Day Saints which is 2,000 miles away from Chris. But even then the main LDS branch (the legal one that banned polygamy) started letting nonwhites in during the 1980s. And I doubt any of the local Mormon priests want to bother managing Chris, because he's a pure narcissist that straight up got kicked from his last church for heckling. No church will tolerate that, and current LDS exists because whenever they got hecklers arguing about polygamy they kicked them which led to that group splintering as it has.

Religion can't save Chris, because Chris considers himself his own god and the world as something that exists to serve him. It's why the alternative universes exist, because it's him making his own world which he controls. The "degeneracy" stems from that, it's him "taking control" of the real world by forcing people to use different pronouns and names in the same way he could throw a temper tantrum and "take control" by forcing people to stop and deal with him. It's also why he is taking the Twitter blocks so seriously - Chris hates being ignored because it prevents him from having control. Hence why he makes his court dates, for as dumb as all that shit is he is able to take control by forcing other people to stop and manage him. Another person doing this (or even speaking to God himself) can't plausibly help him.

>>726966

Asylums pretty much did their job and weren't very profitable to run. They were mostly self sustaining with charity support. It's much more profitable to give the crazies drugs that cost a lot of money and have them in and out of a rotating mental ward.

You also have the problem of communities breaking down which supported the asylums. If everyone knows everyone around them they can work together to care for the loonies when they get loose. It meant the asylums could have patients doing low tier jobs in the community, they could do gardening or cooking and when they were messed up they just stayed in the asylum. It was a really healthy way to manage mental health issues. Now it's all gone and there's no damn reason for it beyond the usual liberal bollocks.

>>730370

Nice arm chair shrink work sweetie but you're wrong. Chris is an overgrown child. He isn't designing pronouns and shit because he's self obsessed. He's doing it because he's a child using his imagination. He gets to play dress up, invent silly characters and have people enable his behaviour. The problem with Chris isn't a lack of religion, he was very religious until it got eroded by the people around him.

>>730376

>Nice arm chair shrink work sweetie but you're wrong. Chris is an overgrown child. He isn't designing pronouns and shit because he's self obsessed. He's doing it because he's a child using his imagination. He gets to play dress up, invent silly characters and have people enable his behaviour. The problem with Chris isn't a lack of religion, he was very religious until it got eroded by the people around him.

That's more or less my point. My point is that religion can't save Chris, even the most extreme Quaker family can't fix Chris because Chris won't accept "no" as an answer. That he became what he is despite his (comparatively) religious upbringing and priests/concerned churchgoers trying to offer him guidance.

>>730226

Where are you getting this idea that Chris is primarily followed by children on twitter and YouTube? And what’s your definition of a child age-wise? Are you sticking to the conservative ‘anyone under 18 is a child’ belief or are you referring to actual children? Either way I’m curious what data you’re using to make claims about his follower’a demographic.

>>730376

>he was very religious until it got eroded by the people around him

I don't think it was even that. As you've mentioned, he's very childish, so he can't comprehend religion in the same way adults do (whether you believe that religious belief is irrational or not, only fedora tippers think "lol adults with imaginary friends"). Chris's understanding of religion was like that of a child combined with autism (like him not understanding the Holy Trinity and thus treating God and Jesus as distinct entities in a polytheistic sense). It's like his understanding of politics - people who honestly try to call him a leftist are seeing things that aren't there.

There needs to be a word for people trying to apply concepts that just don't apply to him because they can't understand how his mind works - something like "anthropocentrism" but that doesn't really apply because at the end of the day Chris is still human in some manner.

>>730461

>he can't into understanding autism

>>730392

Stop responding to that sperg. A while ago he kept repeating that he wants Chris to suck dick, and when nobody paid attention he kept repeating that Chris should eat shit, and when still nobody was paying attention he started calling Chris a pedo.

Chris is no pedo, he's a gullible idiot who thinks he's a cute girl, and when a cute girl goes around kissing guys on the cheek at a con that's cute. I'm sure no one would have complained to the staff if an actual cute girl game them a kiss on the cheek instead of a reeking fat tranny sperg. Chris collapsed on the floor because in his mind it just did not compute.

>>730461

Wow you're dumb. It's like you're forgetting that earlier than that, everyone was grasping at straws to prove that Chris is a cross-burning Klan member who has an altar dedicated to Hitler.

>>729438

I came home to find my GF watching the new Ted Bundy doc. I showed her the CWC clip of him claiming Ted was half Sonichu. Much laughing and WTFs was had.

>>730461

>muh leftists

Fuck off boomer

>>730501

>reeeeeeeee past instances where trolls coerced him to saying niggos on webcam mean that he was literally the autist version of David Duke

It’s been long established that Chris is too retarded to be a truly hateful person and most of the homophobia and racist claims were the inner circle trying to justify their behavior.

>>730683

He disliked gay and black people before he was discovered.

This guy was always a huge faggot pedophile freak.

>>730684

Disliking gay people and black people for reasons that you were too retarded to understand yourself does not make you a genuine, hateful, card-carrying member of the Ku Klux Klan

>>730683

That was the exact fucking point I was making you imbecile. What's with new retards lately quoting people, presenting them as if they were wrong while agreeing just with different wording?

>>728194

>Chris Chan think CIA niggers would help him

Is Chris-Chan what Terry Davis tried to warn us about? Terry told us How CIA trying to make men weak by normalizing faggots and nigger drag culture. Terry Davis also warned people about Gnosticism is for new age faggots. All this merge and talking to OCs shit sounds like trannies introduced Chris Chan to Gnosticism. Which is extremely popular with trannies and feminists. At this point. I wouldn’t be surprised if terry Davis was a legit prophet.

>>730691

Give it a rest, pedo dude.

0def44 is a known faggot and a nigger

He must not be allowed near /cow/

He is a CIAnigger and should be filtered and left off the Internet

>>731056

By that standard Chris himself is a child

>>731056

god you're like a broken record. I'd tell you what others told you but much like a flat-earther I think there's no point convincing you that you're wrong

>>731113

>Going to college in your 30s to begin with

What kind of retard does this?

Did Chris lock his Twitter, or is it just me not having an account? I know it wasn't like this earlier today.

>>731355

he locked it and also must have gone on a blocking spree, I'm blocked and never post anything.

>>731395

He won’t do it for long. He needs a public forum for his e-begging.

If you keep an eye on Chris’ twitter account you will notice that the number of followers is steadily dropping. He must have found a script that blocks every follower he isn’t following.

>>731519

He will realize in truth no-one gives a shit about him

>>730459

Chris is literally the person helped most by religion. He's smart enough to work within a frame work but not smart enough to know what a functional frame work looks like. He's a primary example of the destruction of local community, of society morals and of an internet age where no one cares about anything. If you took Chris back 60-100 years he'd be living a reasonably decent life and likely be married to Megan and have a kid or two by now. They would still be retards but they would be functional retards instead of trannyformers.

>>731565

Absolutely, Chris could have benefitted enourmously from having rigid religious upbringing from early childhood. I'm just saying how Chris understands religion as he is.

>>731395

You mean "go CPU" or "go Sonichu".

>>731395

>>731431

Why doesn't anyone goad nor push Chris to actually do shit about it

>>731753

This is but the first step. Now he's under complete lockdown.

>>731838

Quasimodo of Notre Dam

>>731519

I'm assuming Jewsh helped him, but maybe I'm wrong.

He's at ~25k now, but I think he was at 30k+ recently

>>731902

Josh has given up on Chris at this point cuz he's not able to use him as a magical retard for money.

>>731902

A few days back he was at over 31k followers. The script thing might not be true since Chris is retarded but it’s certainly possible that he’s going through all 31,000 followers manually and removing the ones he thinks are trolls.

>>730459

He's a poser. That simple. Chris lies about who he is to himself and others in a pathetic attempt to justify his unwarranted self-importance.

>>731982

Way to give him too much credit. Chris is delusional, he believes he's a cute girl now. You're trying to insert Machiavellianism where the only -ism that applies is autism.

>>732133

Looks like Chris is trying to hide the evidence that he is a confirmed pedophile.

Also, it is "reins" not "reigns".

>>732133

>Looks like Chris is trying to hide the evidence that he is a confirmed pedophile

>>732148

If anyone want to copy dexter Morgan or the punsiher. Time to do it now.

>>732221

>Hirtes spams Chris relentlessly and gets blocked for it

>REEEEEEEEEE it’s proof he’s a pedophile

>>732234

Why are you defending a pedophile?

>>732243

LOL. Shut the fuck up, dude

>>732243

>40 posts by this ID

Pathetic

>>732243

Friendly reminder that the guy behind this ID is a libtard furry Never-Trumper in his mid-fifties who collects welfare, lives in Section 8, is a convicted thief, and has an internet footprint that dates back to the nineties that shows a record of lying, stealing, cheating, and generally fucking over his fellow furries in order to score more furry art commissions for his personal spank bank. Hirtes even had a successful furry zine back in the nineties but when it came time to having an actual source of real income or collecting a tugboat he chose the tugboat.

https://8ch.net/cow/res/304360.html

>>732243

Filtered, fag. GTFO

How many years of nothing but depressing downward spiraling is going to take until you faggots stop obsessing over this manchild.

We're all just waiting for Barb to die and to see what effect that has on Chris.

>>732410

>You faggots

>We

Who were you again? You just contradicted yourself

>>732133

Wonder who his friend is

>>732117

Most posers are exactly that, delusional. You've described them and chris. They take themselves way too seriously and want the world to know it. They are self-absorbed and generally incapable of taking criticism, and hate being ignored. Exactly what Chris is.

>>732245

>>732261

>>732312

>>732387

>>732395

Chris is a confirmed pedophile.

He must not be allowed around children.

He is a terrible person and should be ignored and left off the Internet.

>>731838

The village retards often ended up as a couple because it just sort of works. They both want a relationship but aren't suitable for any one with intelligence. Megan was the perfect childhood retard for Chris to settle down with. Even today retards tend to settle for each other.

>>732503

Well, your post makes it sound like Chris is cynically trying to lie to others about himself rather than legit believe he's amazingly feminine.

>>732564

Megan a "retard"? She's average, interests like card games mean nothing. Sure she was telling Chris she's "asexual" but that's the kind of shit women tell guys rather than directly reject them. The only odd thing about her is the Nazi fetish.

>>732564

>>732889

She was just a slightly edgy punk girl, and the nazi thing satisfied that. I don't think in another time she would have ended up with Chris, Megan isn't retarded in any sense. I'm sure it was just a short phase she went through, like many highschoolers.

Chris is in a different league. The fact that he was mute during childhood tells us very clearly that his brain had very serious developmental issues.

>>729439

https://www.renpy.org

Be happy.

>>732889

>Nazi fetish

I am finding out more to like about Megan.

>>733253

It's pretty weird how he went from a fairly reasonable hypothetical Chris in the past scenario to full on shipfic. He just wants to see Megan get tism'd.

>>732510

Ok, kid

>>732510

>>734200

Oh, I didn't know we already had a thread on 0def44

>>304360

>>734200

>>734211

forgot to change your id

Chris is a confirmed pedophile.

He must not be allowed around children.

He is a terrible person and should be ignored and left off the Internet.

>>734222

Michael Jay Hirtes is a confirmed thief and scam artist.

He must not be allowed anyone.

He is a terrible person and should be ignored and left off the Internet.