/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

>>180021

Is it good? I have never liked crab.

>>180024

Does anyone else start the day with an energy drink?

>>180026

No, I have coffee - the energy drink for adults.

>>180026

Coffee.

>>180025

Yeah, I like it. I think it is over priced though.

>>180027

It is a jatz-type biscuit type of post if you take my meaning.

>>180030

>over priced

How much was it?

>>180024

How many do you drink per day on average?

>>180034

The thing I like about those type of biscuits is you can eat them without putting anything on them if you want.

>>180033

0-1.

Imagine getting all keen to play soggy saos and then old mate brings out some imitation aldi brand biscuits that mum buys to save money and suddenly you just want to go back and play x box instead.

>>180038

lol

>>180037

>>180038

Dodgy Sao

I wonder what cruisey's misso is wearing

>>180041

Probably clothes.

>>180041

Definitely clothes.

>>180041

An inappropriate question.

>>180041

She's either wearing a robe or not wearing a robe

30 bucks for a weeks worth of groceries and some flowers. How are people even poor, food is cheap

>>180046

poor spending habbits

>>180041

traditional african rape gown

>>180046

It is the booze, smokes, drugs and gambling which wreck peoples budgets.

>>180047

lame

>>180046

what food did you get?I eat far too much meat

always kills my budget

>>180053

I thought he looked like a kike

but I can kinda see sammy

>>180054

Pretty sure that Sam Hyde is jewish.

>>180055

>dumb dumb no hopers like me

This better not be my favourite NEET talking himself down in such a ridiculous way.

>>180054

exactly Sam is a kike though

If Sam Hyde is in Canberra does that I mean I have to watch out for shootings

>>180055

I was not that fond of it either. It was quite silly.

>>180046

Who is the lucky lady?

>>180060

NKs mother

>>180061

I thought she was engaged to his dog?

I wonder how much it would cost to get a proper area for my vegetable garden set up. Something completely fenced in on all sides and the top so the possums and birds can't get to it. I also want some privacy screens put up so the neighbours can't see me when I am in the yard. And a new gate on the driveway and around the side.

I think it might end up costing me a couple of grand or so to have it done. Can I justify spending that much money?

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-11-18/farting-controversy-at-grand-slam-of-darts-gary-anderson/10508604

Sounds like a very neet friendly sport

>>180062

she's a slut so she takes in everyone

>>180063

Do you absolutely need it? if not, don't bother.

>>180066

I think it would increase my enjoyment of life. The privacy especially.

>>180066

By this logic, nobody needs anything.

>>180069

It's hard to fly when you can't fit in the plane seats

>>180069

I wish I was thin

>>180071

I wish I had my wallet but I lost it

>>180069

>That cup of instant noodles

That's where you need to cut back neets. It's the little things like that which add up quickly.

You can get fat eating cheaply. Empty carbs like pasta and rice are cheap as. Vegetable oil and sugar too.

Fat people honestly disgust me. Whenever i see obese people in public i just wonder how they could have such little self-respect.

>>180067

Well if you can afford it I guess go for it.

>>180076

>if you can afford it

I have enough money to pay for it but it is still a lot of money to invest in a property I don't even own. My mother owns it. I don't know how much longer I will be living here for. There are some risks in that respect.

Maybe it would still be worth it.

>>180079

I'm now imaging that guy moving like Rufus from Street Fighter

>>180077

The area I have been growing things in doesn't really get enough sun. I have come to the conclusion I need to put my garden beds in the part of the yard the dog currently uses, so everything would have to be fenced off so he can't destroy them.

>>180075

Which NEET is this? Look in the mirror and see if you can honestly say there are not things about how you live your life that are just as contemptible as someone getting fat.

>>180070

You just buy two.

People who aren't punctual give me the fucking shits.

I finished my hiking trip. There was a creek for swimming and people to talk to but I spent most of my time in my tent.

>>180085

Well done mate. At least you went.

>>180082

hes anime NEET

Im skinny myself and don't get how people get fat

>>180078

NK?

>>180083

Just fly business.

>>180084

>IKTF

>>180088

it's possum

>>180088

You think NK grows vegetables?

>>180081

Could probably build some of the stuff you want, are you any good with doing things like that? could be a good NEETproject and save you a few bux.

>>180093

I have no skills and very few tools and I am too embarrassed to ask anyone for help. I am too insecure to admit my ignorance even to the staff at Bunnings.

I would like to be able to do it myself I just lack confidence.

damn looks like 4chan is getting split into two sites

>>180092

Is marijuana a vegetable?

>>180088

Mate.. What?

>>180094

>even to the staff at Bunnings.

Even having an idea is probably being more knowledgeable than most Bunnings staff. Some are very knowledge in specific areas while others are like talking to wet cement.

>>180095

Probably best to shut down the NSFW boards. They have corrupted and damaged the lives of many young men.

There are some of those young men here. The ones who can't even imagine that you can have an image board that isn't full of smut and a thousand references per thread to the Jews.

Well you can. Not every board is meant to be /pol/ or /b/.

>>180097

see

>>180096

>>180094

Ah, I wouldn't worry about the clowns at bunnings, but I know how you feel and it sucks.

>>180096

This song is about that concept.

>>180095

where is your source

I'm seeing nothing to back up your claim

>>180103

Go to 4chan

>>180094

I have built things. What do you need to know?

>>180098

I got served by a terrible girl the other day. I went there to get a desk fan and since the place is so huge and I couldn't find any in the electrical section I asked her where they were. She put it into the tablet app she was carrying and after a few awkward minutes said the app was down. She then went to ask someone else and when she came back she said they didn't have any.

I was surprised, but whatever. Then on my way out I spotted them. A huge fucking section dedicated to them. Ten different types in a massive display right next to the entrance.

>>180099

You can have an imageboard without smut but you need the references to the Jew, I mean we're probably one of the higher quality boards and even we go on about Malcolms Tribe

>>180075

Most people think the same way about neets

>>180103

Go to 4chan and it's an announcement on every board?

>>180085

Good on you. The least neet camping trip was a disaster so you did well avoiding that

>>180095

Hopefully this stops certain nsfw boards from ruining certain sfw boards

>>180096

marijuana makes you a vegetable.

>>180106

>A huge fucking section dedicated to them. Ten different types in a massive display right next to the entrance.

That sucks, the Bunnings stores can be disaster in many different ways. I always try to hassle the people at the front who generally know the general area the thing is then I find someone on the way to hassle. It's the only way to find shit in there efficiently.

>>180112

Well bantered.

>>180105

I barely know where to start.

What is a cheap and effective way to screen off an area of my yard so the neighbours can't see in at all? I want total privacy.

The screens would need to be at least seven feet tall since my land is on a slope.

>>180107

>you need the references to the Jew

You really don't.

>>180094

look around on youtube for tutorials of what you want to do

>>180099

>>180111

Yeah, I am kind of looking forward to it, I only visit sfw boards.

>>180115

Bash star pickets about a foot into the ground with a hammer or a star picket driver.

Attach 2.4m (~7ft) wooden poles to the star pickets with fencing wire. Use pliers to twist the fencing wire so it is tight.

Put hessian or a similar screening fabric around the poles.

Done!

>>180117

So many of the tutorials are American and all the stuff they use is different or called by different names.

>>180116

Nah you need to, to keep John and Co out

You need to make sure this site is unapealing to upper class trustie babies, since this is a low class board, no rich fags allowed

>>180119

If the poles are moving too much, either bash the star pickets further into the ground, use more fencing wire, or tighten the fencing wire more.

>>180119

Would that look okay? I am a bit concerned with not wanting to create an eye sore that pisses off the neighbours.

>>180124

If you build the privacy shades too, they won't see it lol.

>>180122

>low class board

On 8chan we are the high class board.

>>180124

Buy timber that is good, not too thick, kind of like a baton, and do the job carefully so that it looks neat and tidy.

>>180126

That's like being the best behaved boong in sunday morning lockup

>>180128

Hey, It's something at least

>>180126

nah we're like the cunt sitting in the corner of the pub, who's had a shit life but has some good yarns to tell and most don't hate him

>>180130

Would that make /b/ the meth head teenager you really wanna glass but he's related to your mate ?

>tfw lost

>>180131

he's the faggot who banned you from his house because you called him a pedo

>>180133

This >>180134 is that guy.

>>180132

What is going on mate?

>>180134

I thought you said you were leaving?

>>180132

good show tbh

>>180137

You can't expect a weeb to not be a tsundere

>>180049

Speaking of which what sort of african is she?

>>180135

kek

>>180138

It was for a while. Fell apart at the end.

>>180134

Break out of the illusion little boy, you're not the grandious prince of the world that will save us all that you say you are

You're just a dilluded child who puts himself on a higher pedastal then he actually is because he is so damn near sighted on the world

Wake up Jew boy

>>180140

a Nigger

>>180136

It's hard to explain, I feel kind of directionless now that I have gotten my act together, I also feel as if I don't deserve any of the things I have gained/achieved, I think being a NEET for so long did give me some sense of purpose and now that I've crawled out of NEETdom there is nothing left to do.

>>180147

you claim to be of high class and distinction but be real, do you even have a job, it seems all you do is watch anime and call Abos plebians while feeling smart little boy

>>180145

an unkind post to poor old cruisey

>>180150

You are living like an animal though

>>180146

I understand these feels. I think what is lacking is the greater sense of purpose that is meant to come from living in a more close knit tribe with strong cultural and religious beliefs and expectations.

We have made a big mistake by focussing too much on individualism and consumerism. Multiculturalism doesn't help either (though that is not a shot at the non-whites themselves).

>>180152

The modern world is very alienating.

>>180153

And what self control do you have, repeating the same thing every day, never working to improve yourself, retreating when there is a slight hint of a challenge

You think because you drink your water out of a glass it makes you better than everyone else while you live in your own cycle of delusion

>>180154

It is. I can't see any solution. We just don't have enough control over our own situation in life. There is too much that is beyond our ability to influence.

You just feel helpless and like everything is pointless.

>>180153

Do you have enough self control to stop posting mongolian cartoons for 5 minutes?

>>180155

I am perfectly happy with repeating the same thing over and over. I don't need to improve either(although I do anyway).

>>180158

so are you a modern plato, strong in mind body and soul

>>180160

No, Plato was quite gay.

>>180159

We all have our weaknesses

>>180162

It seems like we are at the end of one cycle and a new one will start after the collapse. Probably some sort of tyranny. It might take a fair few decades though. I don't expect anything sudden and dramatic to happen any time soon.

>>180153

Some animals have dignity. Cats are fairly dignified, at least until they start cleaning out their anal passage with their tongues.

>>180162

Just watch formerly white controlled countries like Zimbabwe and South Africa, they're a few decades ahead of the curve.

>>180162

We'll soon turn into a Dan Murphey's ran AnCap society

>>180163

And some of us have all weaknesses

>>180166

Horrifying.

>>180168

dancap

cat anal cleaning

aboriginal anal cleaning

>>180155

>drink water out of a glass

I can't stand these posh pricks.

My ass prolapsed again.

>>180173

Wonderful

>>180173

How do you fix it?

>>180175

I get the ladyboy to fix it for me.

>>180177

John?

>>180177

NK finally got a girlfriend

>>180176

Is NK the crown price

>>180178

No, they're called Lawana.

>>180180

Rumours are circulating that NK is actually the illegitimate son of Dan Murphy, and therefore possibly heir to the empire of Dan stores.

>>180181

Oh, John!

>>180183

I'm Kevin.

I finished all my crackers. Now I have hummous and no crackers.

>>180182

Would fit

NK is a Jew Boong, with a Boong mum and a mystery Jew dad he doesn't know, Dan is a Jew who gets around

We just need to find where Dan Murphy was on Christmas 1989 and where NKs Mum was and we've solved the greatest mystery of all time

>>180184

New name, new persona?

lmao soooo tru karen 🤣🤣🤣

>>180185

I still have crab dip and crackers.

>>180188

>🤣🤣🤣

>>180190

>>🤣🤣🤣

>>180188

>>180190

>>180191

>🤣🤣🤣

>>180189

My life is pointless. I don't drink so I don't even have Dan to look forward to.

>>180192

>>>180188 (You)

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>>>180190

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>>>180191 (You)

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>>🤣🤣🤣

>>180195

Stop this

>>180194

I can't. I have to go and work otherwise they will put me on work for the dole. They take no prisoners these centrelink types.

>>180196

>Stop this

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

>tfw blessed

>>180199

Who are you quoting?

>>180197

what do you mean by "You can't"

Not even on your weekend?

>>180198

I'd rather poo posts

>>180200

>tfw unblessed

im gone for 2 and a half hours and this shit happens. smh fam.

>>180204

lmao dab on the haters

>>180201

I have a a cupboard full of home brew but if I start drinking now I will be hungover and will probably get the sack. It was a fun filled weekend and I am still recovering.

>>180197

At least half the people here seem to work and drink on weekdays.

Sauce goes in the fridge, not the cupboard.

>>180203

Have a blessed

No wonder Possum gets depressed i would get depressed if i was the BO of the board.

>>180211

He should introduce word filters to filter out all the offensive words.

>>180213

there wouldn't be much left to read

>>180213

craig should get filtered to "Shit Boong"

>>180212

Depression is horrible.

Fucking KEK!

>>180213

Filter "goon" to "wank" and vis versa

>>180220

no jews allowed little girl

>>180217

Filter "cunny" to "NEET" and vis versa

>>180225

That would work better.

>>180228

you seem jewish

>>180229

you should of posted a Dan Pic instead, would of made this post great

>>180231

kek

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-11-18/chinese-officials-create-diplomatic-storm-at-apec/10508812

China is really starting to get uppity.

>>180235

The US is weak and Trump is at war with his own presidency.

>>180235

That's entirely the fault of PNG, they took the chinks money, what did they expect

>>180239

We take the chinks money and also literal chinks as well and make them citizens. We are fucked.

>>180240

Yep.

>>180237

it makes sense in that it is the right time to increase there influence but china is thinking that they are more stable then they actually are.

>>180235

They really are bullies.

>>180244

fuck off Jewtin shill

>>180242

It's very hard to tell, these things. The Chinese will try some shit on and if it doesn't work they will go back to their happy smiling Asian man meme like nothing ever happened. They will probably have to be subjugated or destroyed.

Thank you BO and or janitor for your quick cleansing of this cancer. It is good to see how angry it is becoming when the ban hammer hits it swiftly.

pedo sperg out

>>180249

A range ban against Thailand might be good.

Has PedoNEET actually gone to Thailand to molest kids?

>>180253

I was thinking of similar line of thinking.

>>180254

John travels where he feels he needs to be.

>>180257

I knew a thailander, he was borderline retarded, really nice guy though

>>180208

Wrong.

Ah. This cunt again.

>>180260

depends on the sauce

Just finished watching limitless, it was indeed very silly.

>>180261

>>180262

cum back neet

>>180262

Just keep refreshing the page, the BO/janitor are acting extremely fast to delete the cancer.

>>180260

Tomato sauce, sure, but anything more mustardy or mayonaissey goes in the fridge.

>>180269

I agree with that but tomato sauce goes in the pantry.

What about vegemite?

>>180270

That goes in the bin.

Just returned from a journey to the Valley of the Dan'd. He had some 4L goon bags out on clearance for 8 bucks, which is sure to make some local neets mighty happy. I didn't get any myselfm though.

>>180271

Well bantered but incorrect.

>>180266

at least the fag isn't posting cp

>>180274

Don't give him any ideas please

>>180270

>vegemite

Cupboard. That stuff never goes off.

>>180271

Fuck off cunt. Where the fuck do you think you are?

>>180270

>vegemite?

Only keep it in the fridge if you are a DISGUSTING GRUB who gets bits of butter and toast crumbs in the jar. That shit will go off.

>>180253

Nah, there was one NEET from there and he posted his missus' elbow.

>>180277

those are the best part of any vegemite jar tbqh

>>180278

Wasn't that just monk on holiday? I agree that banning Thailand would harm our sex tourism enthusiast neet posters though

>>180280

Nah, there was an actual poster from there. He was pretty nice. It was around the time that Hans was still here.

>>180270

With tomato sauce I don't think it's been proved either way, while it does state on the plastic bottles to refrigerate after opening, it could be a marketing ploy or because plastic bottles are never closed properly so are exposed to air reducing its best before date

>>180282

Have you actually had Caviar I have, it's ok, if it wasn't expensive I'd buy some and snack on it occasionally

>tfw all these deleted posts are going to cause confusion when we get near 750

Why can't people just not be cunts, neetos?

>>180285

Stop replying to the pedo you clown.

I am talking to a qt from New York. She has the personality of a tree stump.

>>180287

Who are you quoting?

>>180290

<my feels

>>180289

People do these days.

>>180289

YOu are probably being catfished by a neckbeard.

>>180290

>meme arrows

>used for quoting

what is this nonsense?

>>180289

There's a more than 10% chance she's a jew

>>180292

Fucking NPCs.

>>180293

A neckbeard might actually be worth talking to.

>>180294

Shit.

You boring cunts really need to stop mentioning the Jews every three seconds.

If you find yourself mentioning them for basically no reason at all then you are boring.

>>180295

>A neckbeard might actually be worth talking to.

I doubt it. Just look at the specimens here.

>>180297

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>>180297

ur a Jew

>>180296

Why do weebs and furries overlap so much?

>>180299

Checked, but nah. All quite hilarious except for this cunt >>180297

>>180302

They tend to overlap with that other cunt who keeps popping up.

>>180305

>a girl with animal ears is not furry.

I thought that was the entire point of the ears/tails shenanigans

>>180305

Possibly. I have tried abandoning the matrix and just dealing with people in the real world but they are all too far in. It's like in the movie, they need to enter the matrix to get the people out.

>>180308

You are in the matrix too, just a different part of it.

>>180309

The real world? Or 8/ausneets?

>>180310

I don;t understand what we are talking about now.

Non Pedo Characters

>>180311

I know that 8chan has its own subculture that turns us a little bit NPCish (i.e. look at the fast responses every time someone mentions Jews), but we are shilled from all directions and are forced to look at different points of view all the time.

There would be fewer NPCs I believe if not for smartphones, because people would be forced to interact with each other.

It is very hard interacting with the normal people. I make sure never to have a phone or internet going when I am talking to someone IRL.

>>180310

This is that train station and the stinky conductor dude is NK.

He is getting angry now.

>>180317

He is and I'm getting puffed out. Posso is the saviour we don't deserve.

>>180317

attenionwhorefriends don't like it when they don't get their (you)s

What browser do you use possum? I have to have the janny screen open in a different window and it doesn't have an auto update feature so I need to refresh the whole page to find the most recent posts.

>>180324

I use Firefox. I am in the same boat as you. The mod pages don't auto update.

>>180325

Oh, you're just a lot quicker at it than I am. I thought you must've had an auto update on whatever browser you used.

>>180327

No. But I do have a "recent posts" page that loads quicker than the whole thread when you refresh. I don't know if you have access to that.

>>180305

>pretentious anime loving NPC detected.

got some nicotine gum bros

>tfw people already have their christmas lights up

>>180331

>gum

That's not how it's done.

>>180332

The mall had Christmas displays up at the beginning of November. It is out of control.

>>180329

Ah, just found it. That makes things a bit easier.

>>180334

Apparently it is SA tradition to put it up when the Pageant is on. I've never had a tree, neither did my dad when I was at home.

>>180329

What does dismiss mean?

I think I am getting somewhere with my NPC. The trick I think is that when they give an NPC response, you go "uh huh, blah blah blah" but then you say "so what do you really think?"

>>180336

I had never heard that. We always got our tree when the service station down the road started selling them.

>>180337

I think it will hide the post.

>>180337

>>180340

Hide it just on the recent posts screen I mean. It will still be seen in the thread.

>>180338

Who is your NPC?

>>180336

you could start a new tradition, put a christmas tree up at the beginning of december

>>180342

The NYC qt/neckbeard. But I think I lost it again. It has lost interest and gone back into the matrix.

It's coming, I feel it

>tfw severely impressed

>>180344

I don't put xmas trees up.

>>180332

The commercialization makes it all feel a bit off to me

>>180343

<who are you quoting

Any neets for recommendations for a nice pedastal fan? My cheap kmart one is starting to make some weird noises

>>180350

Try lubing it up.

>>180350

Dunno the brand but I got a decent one for $12 at Bunnings the other day

>>180353

I made the mistake of getting a high powered fan and even on the low setting it was too loud and too powerful.

>>180353

That would definitely be a bit of an overkill for my smallish room. I bet it would be fun, though

>>180355

ah ok didn't know you had a small area, maybe not the best idea then

>>180353

How do they do in hot weather though? Aren't they still blowing hot air so it would no help on 4o degree days?

>>180358

What am i supposed to be offering them?

>>180359

Weapons, mead, jewels, Jews.

>>180360

What about virgins?

>>180361

Maybe, you wouldn't get much in return if you are already dead though.

>>180362

I'll have to track down our old friend VN

>>180357

yeah they are fans, they just blow the air around doesn't matter if it's 30 or 40c

>>180364

But if they blow hot air would it still cool you down?

>>180365

They will cool you down a bit, the best thing is though they move the air around so it doesn't feel as stuffy and stagnant.

>>180358

I offer the gods a goon and a wank

if you want to feel comfortable in summer you will need an AC, a portable one will do in a small area

>>180369

>Portable AC

They are garbage.

>>180369

Wet towel over an open window.

>>180369

I just sit naked on my front porch and drink goon

>>180370

That is slightly disturbing

>>180373

Are you a boong?

>>180370

>Wanker for life!

Could be our collective motto

>>180375

I identify as a boong for tax purposes

>>180373

ur not worried about the mozzies?

>>180376

Needs to be made into a banner.

>>180371

my brother has one in his small home office I guess it's about 2 by 3.5 meters the ac is next to the window so the exhaust tube is close by and he has added extra insulation around it and the opening of the window and it keeps his office quite cool when the outside temp is above 35

>>180377

>I identify as a boong for tax purposes

Oh, you have that there too?

I'm legally a nigger/native mutt for similar reasons.

>>180381

I thought you were a glorious european?

>>180381

You don't pay tax. You don't even leave the house.

This board has had a strange feel this weekend.

>>180381

Sure…. Just for those reasons….

>>180383

Technically I've paid tax for dodging the draft. Mummybot made me shell out the 2 reais in "fines, taxes and the bank's share" which the government charged me.

Daddybot says one day army men will come over and force me to join the army when I could have been dismissed, but that's a scare tactic from the 70s. Mummybot seems to think the brazillian army does something and says it's shameful, but literally all they do is cut grass and shoot protesters.

>>180387

Doing your army stint would have done you good.

>>180388

LOL said by someone who has never been in the Brazilian army

>>180387

>cut grass and shoot protestors

These are both worthwhile things. Grass and protestors both become unruly when not looked after properly.

>>180387

> literally all they do is cut grass and shoot protesters.

Sounds like a good time to me

I think Hue might be the ultimate NEET.

>>180381

Sure mate.

So how do we know that the Jews are actually the problem?

>>180396

They aren't.

>>180393

Sleep tight garden constructor NEET, see you in the morning.

>>180396

Have muslims ever been wrong about anything before?

>>180397

Then what is the cause of the problem?

>>180400

What is the problem?

>>180399

The whole smashing into towers and killing the infidels thing was pretty unchill…

>>180402

I won't speak for anyone else, but I feel that I am wasting my life and that there's pretty much nothing I can do about it.

>>180403

>I won't speak for anyone else, but I feel that I am wasting my life and that there's pretty much nothing I can do about it.

Well I have a similar problem, but it's not the jews fault.

>>180402

>>180403

What people usually do when they feel like me is they start genociding Jews. This is a drastic step and I'd prefer not to do it.

>>180401

There are definitely some bad ones out there but there are lots of bad white people as well.

>>180405

I thought jews were white people

>>180403

That's your problem not the Jews.

>>180406

They are fellow white people

>>180404

>>180407

Yep. It almost seems as though the ones who are really responsible have primed us to automatically blame Jews when we realise how shit our lives are.

>>180406

Lurk moar.

I think it's the aboriginals fault, they play dumb and act like louts but this is all a smoke screen, they secretly control the world.

>>180410

He who controls the goon controls the universe.

Are you afraid of the boogeyman?

unna

>>180412

I'm more afraid of the boongyman

Aboriginal Illuminati Goonbag

Esoteric Aboriginal cave paintings

Erotic Aboriginal butt painting

>>180409

>>180399

>>180399

>>180401

>>180402

>>180407

>>180404

>eye dee eff swarms ausneets

Have a good week, NEETs.

>>180420

Where are you going?

>>180422

Good night.

Esoteric Bunjil Worship