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 No.211785 [Last50 Posts]

Are you an empty NEET? Tell us about the void inside of you.

Old Thread: >>211034

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 No.211792

>tfw depressed

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 No.211793

>>211785

I think I'm so used to emptiness that anything else would feel uncomfortable.

Toasting my first drink of the day to the birthday neet. Who is he by the way?

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 No.211794

>tfw impressed

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 No.211795

>>211789

>>211790

>>211791

All good posts tbh

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 No.211796

File: 25f57f5649c5a10⋯.jpg (3.7 MB,4608x3456,4:3,20190122_135222.jpg)

Lunch is served

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 No.211797

>>211796

Delicious.

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 No.211798

>>211796

Is that just a lack of hair on your leg, or where a layer of dirt has rubbed off?

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 No.211799

Might getting gooned soon

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 No.211800

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>>211799

Join us. It's bliss

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 No.211801

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 No.211802

File: 668cdcff8b2612d⋯.jpg (35.04 KB,620x349,620:349,on-the-lamb.jpg)

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 No.211803

>>211802

>tfw full of healthy vitamin c

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 No.211804

>>211802

>Little

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 No.211805

File: e9b2db3836e4b43⋯.jpg (24.29 KB,299x448,299:448,1546855105217.jpg)

HR still hasn't returned my call. Went for a brief Bush walk. Took a bit of the edge off today's sperg out.

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 No.211806

>>211805

HR women are notoriously slack

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 No.211807

>>211806

Maybe it's just the lamb talking, but it seems if we eliminated HR, the world would be a far better place.

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 No.211808

>>211805

I remember playing halo by myself

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 No.211809

>>211808

Frankly, I prefer single player games. I think the only real multiplayer game I've ever played is counterstrike, years ago. They taught me to cuss like a man though. Or at least like an 11 year old boy.

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 No.211810

A litre of lamb consumed. I'm actually feeling better than I have in weeks, more xheerful and relaxed

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 No.211811

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>>211810

I have been telling you for weeks the benefits my products offer you.

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 No.211812

Watching the gracefield incident (2017), another 'lost video documentary' horror movie, this time about some guys who encounter crashed aliens while out in the woods. Alcohol makes everything tolerable.

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 No.211813

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>>211812

>Alcohol makes everything tolerable.

It inspired this picture.

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 No.211814

File: b2efb523718853b⋯.png (1.52 MB,1024x576,16:9,b2efb523718853b47c14e72551….png)

I hope they are coping well at the moment.

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 No.211815

File: 5c637f44e019608⋯.jpeg (5.14 KB,150x150,1:1,cut_rate_dan.jpeg)

>>211814

With Dan as our therapist we're all gonna make it.

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 No.211816

>>211807

Human rape

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 No.211817

>>211785

You got it, i'm totally empty inside.

>tfw emptinessed

>>211809

Online games are fun because autistic people like us can btfo normies.

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 No.211818

I am back in from the power rack and pitching session. The pitching target mattress has sagged and the window behind it is very exposed. That is how I broke it the other day. There is still more glass there to break. It is inevitable I think. I am feeling a bit discouraged again. Speed and accuracy were both poor. I think I will have to abandon my dreams.

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 No.211819

Now you can wank out the window

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 No.211820

File: 855c8f02a78340e⋯.jpg (3.17 MB,3120x4160,3:4,IMG20190122145147.jpg)

Heaven is a place on earth.

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 No.211821

>>211810

Go out and rape something

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 No.211822

>>211814

I'm pretty good at the moment l, its been a nice day slow steady work.

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 No.211823

>>211820

Do you enjoy the heated plastic taste? Just imagine what all those BPAs are doing to your body and mind and sexual organs.

You deserve better.

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 No.211824

>>211820

I want to see a nice salad tomorrow please

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 No.211825

I am in a bit of a quandary. I live in a house owned by my mother. I pay her rent. The other week I asked if she could buy me a different house because I now have two bad neighbours and I don't have any privacy here and I don't really like it.

She went to the bank and it turns out she can sell this house and transfer the mortgage she has on this house to a new property of similar value if she wants. But she would have to pay stamp duty of around $10,000 plus the agents commission on the sale which would cost a few more grand.

I feel bad about putting her to that sort of expense, and she is not made of money. She is always saying how poor she is. I don't think she wants to spend that money but she would if I asked her to. But I would feel bad about it.

The other thing I am worried about is she hasn't seen this house I live in for years and she doesn't understand what a dump it is. She thinks it is worth more than it is. It is falling apart. Only some of it is my fault but she will go skitzo at me about it. She will go absolutely bananas at me. And then I will feel even worse.

The easiest thing is just not to do it. Not to move. That way I will avoid all the abuse and all the guilt and shame from not being independent and from relying on her to buy a house for me. It will be easier to just stay here. But I really do want to move.

It is a difficult situation. I don't know what to do.

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 No.211826

>>211820

Disgusted by these manlet level meals. There's got to be, what, 300g of lasange there? Get a nice aldi 2kg family pack and you might get some respect.

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 No.211827

I am all hot and sweaty again.

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 No.211828

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 No.211829

I cut my finger nails today and now I can't get good nose picks going.

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 No.211830

>>211828

Having a wank will not cool me down.

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 No.211831

>>211829

Disgusting.

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 No.211832

>>211818

I think Cruisey needs to pay you a visit and slap you until you snap out of it.

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 No.211833

My shin is sore. I started noticing it towards the end of my drive this morning. It is my pedal-operating leg. This is what happens when you don't drive very often. Your muscles aren't used to pushing the pedals for extended periods.

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 No.211834

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 No.211835

>>211824

>>211820

Woolworths have really nice salads you mix together. I am yet to be disappointed by them

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 No.211836

>>211825

If your neighbors suck is all your problems are then I wouldn't go to the trouble.

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 No.211837

>>211825

>Only some of it is my fault but she will go skitzo at me about it. She will go absolutely bananas at me. And then I will feel even worse.

If you're renting it is not your problem to be frank. The same would apply to any other tenants who were renting the house. I would suggest raising these issues with her though if they are serious enough.

>The easiest thing is just not to do it. Not to move.

Can't you get some gardener or yourself to plant massive hedge trees on either side of the fence to block the neighbors out? If you willing to pay thousands in other costs, why not investigate what you can do in the house.

>But I really do want to move.

What if you move to another place and get neighbors you don't like?

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 No.211838

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>211833

I have doing yoga and have found this to be very beneficial in stretching my whole body while building my strength. She explains everything reasonably well, she moves at a solid pace and doesn't go from beginner to expert mode like it does in other videos. Each day builds you up for the next and I haven't really had any ongoing strains beyond the initial back exercises which I wasn't doing correctly (placing pressure onto my upper back instead of pressure into my feet for the downward dog).

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 No.211839

>>211833

Do reverse calf raises. Lift heavy. Get huge brah.

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 No.211840

>>211838

This could really test my no fap resolve

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 No.211841

>>211838

Fuck I should start a yoga channel, 4.4 mil subs isn't bad at all

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 No.211842

>>211841

Are you an attractive woman?

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 No.211843

>>211842

>one hot thot

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 No.211844

>>211842

No, I'm just an attractive woe man, but I'm making a youtube channel nonetheless

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 No.211845

>>211793

Good job for remembering, happy birthday to you bro

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 No.211846

My manager told me that since there isn't that much work on, I can take the rest of the week off and come back next Tuesday unless he calls me.

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 No.211847

>>211846

Are they going to pay you?

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 No.211848

>>211846

well isn't that great! celebrate your freedom from wages with a goon

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 No.211849

Watching documentaries on UFO's, while really enjoying being danned. Life could be worse.

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 No.211850

>>211847

No I'm a casual, but since I still live with the family I doesn't matter.

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 No.211851

Too hungover to do anything except stay in bed wanking

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 No.211852

There we go NEETs, time to get rich off of youtube ads and millions of yoga mums

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAD1IpdTAtb8uc8eqFxwAEg

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 No.211853

>>211851

Keep up the good work.

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 No.211854

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 No.211855

>>211838

This was brutal

tfw severely inflexible

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 No.211856

>>211841

>>211842

She started off the channel and didn't make any money when she started after the first year:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74pEruTqAz0

This video started playing after my current yoga video for today.

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 No.211857

File: 4d89a3afe977235⋯.jpg (9.93 KB,204x255,4:5,321003002313311.jpg)

Day 9

Woke up a few hours ago. I slept for 11 hours, that's almost double how long I usually sleep.

Glad I'm not a wagecuck with responsibilities and the like.

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 No.211858

>>211855

Good job, it gets easier but it is amazing how you can do so little in terms of overall movement but really sweat through it. That's what I like about it, as those videos that require you to move fast (i.e. High-intensity workouts) can cause you hurt yourself when you get tired. You can maintain better posture and movement quality while getting a decent outcome from completing these videos.

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 No.211859

>>211857

Well done, have you given up anything else on this quest?

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 No.211860

>>211857

>I slept for 11 hours

Don't push yourself too hard m7+1

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 No.211861

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Waking up from hours of goon coma. Strangely, I don't feel hung over or anything, just a bit sleepy

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 No.211862

>>211861

You're still drunk.

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 No.211863

My ADSL modem is overheating and rebooting.

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 No.211864

>>211863

put it in the fridge for 10 minutes

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 No.211865

>>211864

Disregard this troll. What you want to do is put an ice pack on it.

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 No.211866

>>211863

Give it an ice bath

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 No.211867

I have offered it a Zooper Dooper.

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 No.211868

>>211867

What colour did you offer?

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 No.211869

File: dfed6517d14cec3⋯.jpg (32.92 KB,474x315,158:105,fan.jpg)

>>211863

you need a fan on it

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 No.211870

>>211868

Pink, which is supposedly Fairy Floss.

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 No.211871

>>211870

could I have one?

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 No.211872

>>211862

All the better

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 No.211873

>>211871

That depends… are you the rude NEET who demands a green one?

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 No.211874

6 o'clock and I still can't see straight property because of last night's binge

I'm going to the temple for a light prescription

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 No.211875

>>211873

Ah, what other colours do you have left?

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 No.211876

>>211875

2 pineapple ones and a cola one.

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 No.211877

I'm probably having the best year of my life and I'm not feeling it

Wat do

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 No.211878

>>211877

stop wanking and gooning so much

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 No.211879

>>211874

>I can't see straight property

Why are you in gay town again NEET

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 No.211880

>>211874

> I still can't see straight

am i waggling two dicks or one?

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 No.211881

>>211878

I haven't drunk goon in weeks

Though I did hit the drink hard at last Sats party

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 No.211882

>>211881

I bet you didn't even think about us once while you were out partying.

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 No.211883

>>211882

I posted to the gen

I hit my quota, I'll always love you cunts

But not in a gay property kind of way

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 No.211884

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>>211876

pineapple and cola are shit just give me a fukin green one

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 No.211885

>>211884

fuck you, you heckin rude cunt you're never gettin a zooper dooper again

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 No.211886

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 No.211887

>>211884

Cola is the best other than purple

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 No.211888

>>211885

Love the juxtaposition if heckibg and cunt

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 No.211889

Grool

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 No.211890

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>>211888

he really gets my dander right up

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 No.211891

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 No.211892

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 No.211893

Strawberry lamb, too sweet

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 No.211894

>>211893

Lemon lamb made me pass out

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 No.211895

File: a8c67c6e7a4805f⋯.png (18.41 KB,308x385,4:5,561896_0_9999_med_v1_m5657….png)

>>211894

The secret is to drink berry or ginger. Start with the ginger, then wash it down with some berry.

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 No.211896

I wish I were able to pass out from drinking. Even 30 standard drinks in a day doesn’t knock me out or make me sick anymore.

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 No.211897

>>211895

The secrets of Dan.

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 No.211898

>>211896

Are you an executive who has built up a tolerance?

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 No.211899

>>211896

Hey Craig. How has your day been?

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 No.211900

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 No.211901

>>211899

Bloody Dan keeps paying boongs to shit in me shop!

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 No.211902

>>211896

have you developed ascites yet?

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 No.211903

>>211902

Had to google it, but none of those symptoms. Also possum, why are you oscillating between a flag and no?

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 No.211904

>>211901

I can picture him now, with his smug smile, what a dick.

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 No.211905

>>211900

How many goons do you need to consume to get gooned?

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 No.211906

>>211905

I drank a bottle of red tonight, which is 8.6 drinks and only felt tipsy for about 20 mins.

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 No.211907

>>211903

The only thing oscillating here is my desk fan. You have made a NEET lore error.

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 No.211908

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 No.211909

>>211906

Your body is a goon processing machine. Have considered buying goon in bulk just to feel gooned?

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 No.211910

>>211909

I should just give it up.

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 No.211911

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 No.211912

>>211764

>>211761

Maybe it's good marketing.

I wouldn't have paid attention to it otherwise.

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 No.211913

Just got home. A participant had to go to hospital. He forgot to take his meds last night. I went to meet him after work to give him his keys, the support worker took them with her when he got in the ambo. I also stayed late then went to bunnings to get some tape to cover my rear light.

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 No.211914

>>211913

You are working too hard.

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 No.211915

>>211914

He cares too much. It’s going to cause him burn out at some point.

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 No.211916

>>211823

>your body and mind and sexual organs.

I wasn't going to do much with them anyway.

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 No.211917

>>211916

I had plans for them.

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 No.211918

File: 8b47238b90f0fd1⋯.png (67.24 KB,580x617,580:617,DM-logo.png)

>>211891

>The goonfather

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 No.211919

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>211914

I feel obliged to do it.

The shrink was booked today finally. I first asked/got recommended one when I cried at work. No one knows that happened, I guess they could tell something was up.

>>211915

Thank you.

I just need more fuel to burn.

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 No.211920

>>211919

>No one knows that happened

They know a lot more than you think they know. they are not blind.

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 No.211921

>>211917

My mind?

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 No.211922

>>211921

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

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 No.211923

>>211920

They know what I want them to know.

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 No.211924

>>211923

They know all of it.

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 No.211925

>>211923

The problem with this approach is that people will make up their own narrative to fit the gaps. That could be worse than the real reason.

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 No.211926

>>211915

Yeah I agree, as someone who does have support people from flourish australia and partners in recovery looking after me , they show compassion and care, but I do understand they can only care so much, they have others to care for as well if they get too personal with everyone it will completelly overwhelm them, they do have to keep a certain distance

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 No.211927

Big changes are about the happen in my life.

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 No.211928

>>211927

Elaborate.

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 No.211929

I visited my mother tonight. She wrote an angry, indignant crazy letter to the mental health people who sent the people to visit her the other day. She accused them of being criminals. She says she is going to see her lawyer about it. I think I managed to talk her out of involving the lawyer.

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 No.211930

>>211825

Almost no one gets on with their neighbours. I wouldn't go to the trouble. I will help you build a privacy lattice. Your mum wont take knowing the house is not in the condition she remembers it well.

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 No.211931

>>211927

Your getting your Penis removed?

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 No.211932

>>211931

Approved

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 No.211933

>>211926

>support people from flourish australia

Do they help with >tfw severely depressed? Could we recommend them to that NEET?

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 No.211934

>>211927

Visiting an escort again?

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 No.211935

>>211929

I feel for your mum and what she has to deal with.

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 No.211936

>>211832

He'll be the catcher when I get there.

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 No.211937

>>211918

Photoshop movie title opportunity here

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 No.211938

>>211838

I can't sit in the first position.

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 No.211939

>>211927

are you trying for Nurgle2019

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 No.211940

>>211933

they along with partners in recovery would be a great help to him

http://www.each.com.au/

https://www.flourishaustralia.org.au/

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 No.211941

>>211845

We all remembered.

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 No.211942

>>211938

>I can't poo in the 4th position

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 No.211943

>>211941

I had a birthday wank for him

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 No.211944

>>211942

Yoga originates from pajeetland, I suspect all positions are designed to be pooable from.

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 No.211945

>>211942

Listen to what she says here.

https://youtu.be/oBu-pQG6sTY?t=1484

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 No.211946

>>211943

Have one for me m8.

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 No.211947

perfect poo position at 25:58

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 No.211948

>>211908

Hrrm is right.

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 No.211949

File: 00cf8740eb7d376⋯.png (625 B,46x36,23:18,1445257737001.png)

I learned today that a guy who spent 12 years of his life in a comatose/vegetative state and managed to come out of it is a more successful and developed human being than I am or could ever hope to be

This isn't just suicide fuel, its the suicide isotope for a suicide reactor inside of a suicide power plant, that provides enough suicide energy for an entire state

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 No.211950

>>211926

Hrrm..

Cheesecake is Possum?

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 No.211951

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

when receiving no wage

the normies will rage

buy a residential property to get in your cage

eat shitty processed food before work and get mange

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 No.211952

>>211949

Its probably because he has had a better sleep than you.

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 No.211953

>>211950

not even close m8, i am just someone who is trying to survive

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 No.211954

>>211951

Real boomer show that, it's always the same shit

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 No.211955

>>211952

He was awake during the whole thing, just his body was almost completely paralysed. His mind still worked fine though. Only for 2 years was he actually "asleep" in coma sense and one day, his mind started to awaken again in a body that wouldn't even respond. Probably most fucked up thing you could imagine

Look him up, Martin Pistorias. Now he does wheelchair racing, wrote a book, has a wife and is expecting a child

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 No.211956

>>211947

It is good to see that you're getting some use out of the video

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 No.211957

>>211955

>>211949

Stop being so melodramatic. Life is not a competition. Just do your own thing.

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 No.211958

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 No.211959

>>211956

>tfw it was that tight little arse that kept me watching

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 No.211960

File: f014f936ec8fe11⋯.jpg (748.34 KB,3456x4608,3:4,2019-01-22 17.47.04.jpg)

Got a 6 pack of emus, told myself I wasn't going to drink today but works been a busy as a goon sale in the Kimberly, long weekend can't come soon enough

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 No.211961

>>211959

I knew a few of you would enjoy that aspect.

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 No.211962

>>211960

You've earned it mate. Don't let that selftalk of slowing down ever bother you. Get rid of these unhelpful thoughts.

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 No.211963

>>211951

Aww Nah, I wouldn't dob 'em in aye.

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 No.211964

>>211962

Thanks craig

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 No.211965

>>211955

I guess you should meditate for 10 years and see what happens.

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 No.211966

>>211890

>mostly underage girls dancing with panty flashes

>french comments below

everytime i swear to god those damned frenchies are the most degenerate panty sniffers

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 No.211967

>>211964

I am here for you m8, Sobriety Sydrome can kill you.

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 No.211968

Long weekend means a time for long wanks /+ goons /+ binges

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 No.211969

File: e96184a3d23cec8⋯.jpg (100.96 KB,601x900,601:900,Shinju Auclair.jpg)

Goodnight NEETs

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 No.211970

>>211969

Gook night.

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 No.211971

File: 43b5831c21941d1⋯.jpg (23.15 KB,641x479,641:479,images(41).jpg)

>>211967

MY CUZ DIED OF SOBRIETY UNNA

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 No.211972

>>211971

It's part of your DNA, without alcohol you begin to fall apart.

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 No.211973

>>211971

Shameful to think dan would let this happen

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 No.211974

File: c3dba1162ba6a0b⋯.jpg (418.46 KB,679x1024,679:1024,531117242.jpg)

Dan has ravaged my people with his high goon prices

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 No.211975

>>211974

Craig has ravaged your people's assholes

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 No.211976

File: 4296e6b39d4ff29⋯.jpg (159.37 KB,800x600,4:3,].jpg)

>>211975

IT WAS A GOOD FUCK THOU

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 No.211977

>>211976

But was it a rewarding $ one?

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 No.211978

>>211977

He pays more than WFD

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 No.211979

>>211978

What about dsp

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 No.211980

>>211979

Abos are born with DSP

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 No.211981

File: a74a9532fb22a19⋯.jpg (187.3 KB,1024x685,1024:685,2034622516_2b9f60f5e0_b.jpg)

I am off to bed NEETs. Good night to you all.

Good night to my deserving NEET.

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 No.211982

>>211969

I like this one, even though she's dressed like a four dollar hooker. Gook night.

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 No.211983

>>211785

I'm not empty anymore, I just had a prawn pizza.

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 No.211984

>>211981

Sweet dreams kind natured NEET, you are too good for us.

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 No.211985

File: ca32f428c861259⋯.jpg (39.73 KB,600x600,1:1,yate.jpg)

Hello fellow NEETs. How are we all this fine evening?

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 No.211986

>>211960

wtf you've even started using a bin now

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 No.211987

>>211951

surfneet must be worried now

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 No.211988

File: 5142968b2f47461⋯.jpg (58.68 KB,1000x939,1000:939,Blank _75b5cb633cf5f587f02….jpg)

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 No.211989

>>211988

my condolences

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 No.211990

>>211988

Thats a shame, pehaps a third of a bottle of metho will help, i have no bread though

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 No.211991

>>211986

I used to throw my garbage out the window

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 No.211992

>>211991

Leave your mum alone, thats mean

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 No.211993

File: ce470704d86f51c⋯.jpg (29.84 KB,378x389,378:389,images (24).jpg)

>Tfw thinking about rape

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 No.211994

File: 4c3e1a07f2dcff8⋯.jpg (91.18 KB,620x701,620:701,x 034.jpg)

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 No.211995

>>211994

Too small to rape properly, the colon would fall apart after the tenth thrust

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 No.211996

>>211993

He visited you too?

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 No.211997

File: 79b908554b5adf5⋯.png (328.54 KB,669x506,669:506,grape.png)

>>211993

>Tfw thinking about grape

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 No.211998

File: 67eae74983a4500⋯.jpg (373.45 KB,1200x815,240:163,goondrinkinnghathelmet.jpg)

>TFW thinkin about goon

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 No.211999

File: dba431142486792⋯.png (81.08 KB,210x180,7:6,BoongWizard.png)

UNNA

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 No.212000

File: 4ff5c2def1e06b1⋯.png (55.39 KB,300x162,50:27,300px-Olly,_Syd_and_Millie….png)

Syd did nothing wrong

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 No.212001

>>211998

Dey foraging thru bush for goon berries

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 No.212002

File: aee3f6609ccb769⋯.jpg (254.01 KB,1200x811,1200:811,boomdatgoonibag.jpg)

Wher dah wat wummen at?

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 No.212003

>>212000

Worst mascots, should have been Dan, Craig and UNNA

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 No.212004

File: 25e0293652ac6d7⋯.jpg (37.28 KB,656x467,656:467,images(68).jpg)

>>212002

SORRY CUZ I ALREADY RAPED AND KILLED EM ALL

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 No.212005

File: 0b564709d8eedd3⋯.jpg (127.51 KB,640x427,640:427,get the fuck out of here c….jpg)

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 No.212006

Why aren't you asleep yet neets?

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 No.212007

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 No.212008

>>211859

No, but I've started to try and exercise more, I've always wanted be /fit/ter to but couldn't be bothered. I guess the extra testosterone/energy has pushed me into being more active.

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 No.212009

>>212006

Insomnia

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 No.212010

Just had some coles brand noodles

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 No.212011

File: 6fd7c9c2d3a4688⋯.jpg (750.74 KB,1920x1280,3:2,F.jpg)

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 No.212012

>>212011

is this from a night walk?

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 No.212013

>>212012

yeah, few years ago

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 No.212014

I am up NEETs.

As soon as I woke my thoughts went straight to my crazy mother and her problems. What an unfortunate situation it is and no end in sight.

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 No.212015

File: a9d5a6b8537c54a⋯.png (87.01 KB,218x231,218:231,ClipboardImage.png)

>>212014

Good morning.

Is this the same mother who you asked about selling the house?

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 No.212016

>>212015

Good morning.

Yes it is the same mother.

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 No.212017

>>212016

Maybe better to make the most of where you are then. If she had an episode that was sufficient to mess up settlement on the new place it might render you homeless.

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 No.212018

>>212017

I don't think that is the most likely potential problem.

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 No.212019

>>212009

i dont live in oz

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 No.212020

>>212019

Who are you, what are you doing here?

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 No.212021

File: 3ed9926dac17a9f⋯.png (82.14 KB,600x658,300:329,1539497167546.png)

Some real sweet corn and melon killing weather coming up.

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 No.212022

File: 8c4e2d0a45e4a40⋯.png (1.59 MB,1200x899,1200:899,ClipboardImage.png)

>>212014

>>212015

Good morning friends.

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 No.212023

>>212022

Good morning my friend.

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 No.212024

>>212023

How are you this morning?

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 No.212025

>>212024

I am okay thank you. How are you?

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 No.212026

As I was driving into work a cute blonde was walking past and she gave me a big smile and I did the steering wheel finger wave thing and then she waved.

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 No.212027

>>212026

She was probably on drugs.

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 No.212028

>>212025

Bit tired and sore. Still haven't woken up properly. The heat has already started.

Also, the truck company haven't sent me a courtesy email or phone call to say they are dealing with my car. That's a bit stressful.

The guy who I went to give his keys back to yesterday rang me at 10:30 last night, I didn't see it as I was asleep and didn't see it til almost midnight when I went to bed. I hope he's ok. He might've accidentally called me.

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 No.212029

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 No.212030

>>212027

Nah, she walked into one of the other buildings here. This is a drug free environment.

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 No.212031

>>212028

Might have been a booty call.

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 No.212032

>>212028

>rang me at 10:30 last night

It is too much stress having to deal with people after hours mate. Please be careful. Take care of yourself. Set some boundaries. Turn those phones off and don't feel bad for doing it.

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 No.212033

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>212030

You better remind her of that.

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 No.212034

>>212031

He has a soothing deep, dark voice. Might've been worth my time.

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 No.212035

>>212034

And then you would end up having to explain to your bosses how one of the clients ended up with a sexually transmitted bum rash.

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 No.212036

>>212032

>Turn those phones

I can't do that, if something actually does happen I need to know.

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 No.212037

>>212035

Explaining to Possum would be the difficult bit.

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 No.212038

>>212035

I have built a culture of shame around the dreaded bum rash. If he asks he would need to explain his own.

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 No.212039

>>212038

The bum rash is something I celebrate. It's milestones when it grows and getting bigger.

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 No.212040

>>212039

Sounds like you have developed a sort of Stockholm syndrome with your ailment.

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 No.212041

>>212040

I bet he maintains a bum rash culture in a petri dish just in case it accidentally clears up.

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 No.212042

>>212041

I would like to know his methods, I was under the impression it wouldn't survive without a host.

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 No.212043

File: 64688a9c2852c2e⋯.png (1.56 MB,1024x773,1024:773,ClipboardImage.png)

Time to go rub my scrub.

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 No.212044

>>212042

He scraps off a bit of bum skin each night and feeds it.

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 No.212045

>>212043

Watch out for snakes.

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 No.212046

>>212040

I don't have a bum rash, only a toe rash that I am treating with special soothing cream from the doctors.

>>212041

I wish, I wish m8.

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 No.212047

>>212046

>a toe rash

Athletes foot?

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 No.212048

>>212047

I have treated it with two over the counter products for two months and one strong over the counter product for 1 month without it clearing up. I told the doctor perhaps it's eczema rash since it never fully clears. He's given me a soothing cream to heal it.

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 No.212049

>>212048

I had a rash on my toes once as a teen that left the top of them permanantly discoloured.

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 No.212050

>>212049

It's in between both little toes on each foot underneath. One side is always worse than the other. Finally went to the doctors the other day since I am sick of it and have had for at least a year and a bit on and off. The creme upon examination this morning seems to be working for now that it's getting smaller.

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 No.212051

i have 2 grand saved up, what do i spend it on

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 No.212052

>>212051

Keep saving.

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 No.212053

>>212051

You don't.

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 No.212054

>>212052

>>212053

what do i save it for then

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 No.212055

>>212054

>>212051

Depends on what you in life.

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 No.212056

>>212054

With current interest rates and a 10% deposit, you could buy $150k worth of land for less than $300 per fortnight.

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 No.212057

File: eb855fca77d56fe⋯.png (Spoiler Image,329.26 KB,496x421,496:421,ClipboardImage.png)

D-Dan?

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 No.212058

>>212057

*C-Craig

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 No.212059

>>212046

Where have you been sticking your toes?

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 No.212060

>>212057

Macho Mojito's are part of the sacrament.

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 No.212061

>>212051

I have almost 20k and I don't want to spend it in case all hell breaks loose.

>>212054

Real estate.

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 No.212062

>>212059

One of the boongs licked my small toes and they have never been the same since.

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 No.212063

>>212061

If all hell breaks loose you won't be able to get your money out of the bank.

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 No.212064

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Time for the wagerium once more.

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 No.212065

>>212064

Have a good day. See you when you get back.

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 No.212066

I heard a rumour that if you say NEETKing 3 times in to a mirror at midnight then a Boong will suddenly appear behind you.

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 No.212067

File: 24749fd394a26c4⋯.png (547.74 KB,998x669,998:669,ff7dc1aa37b7e4b2cdc8ed9bc9….png)

>>212066

>a Boong will suddenly appear behind you.

<Unlikely

He's been there for some time.

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 No.212068

>>212067

You know what they say… behind every good man is a dirty boong.

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 No.212069

>>212057

I'm no semonologist but I don't think it is supposed to be that colour

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 No.212070

I am sick and tired of school holidays.

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 No.212071

>>212070

Me too

My town pretty much doubles in time during summer. Normies get out reeee

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 No.212072

>>212071

>time

size

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 No.212073

>>212011

You gonna rape?

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 No.212074

File: eaa7b894a06d60c⋯.jpg (49.73 KB,678x452,3:2,images(63).jpg)

>>212051

You have to share that money with your mob, there's no I in UNNA

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 No.212075

>>212070

More variety of victims

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 No.212076

NK I want to sit down with you and have a serious conversation about your future. Lets make a five year plan to get you launched properly into life.

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 No.212077

>>212076

I say we should ship him to china so he can cause havoc over there.

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 No.212078

>>212076

>tfw no NKs mummybot gf

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 No.212079

>>212077

weaponised boongism

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 No.212080

File: 2e6d8345dff4eb5⋯.png (2.35 MB,1167x1200,389:400,ClipboardImage.png)

thinkin about lunch

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 No.212081

>tfw it has been too hot to have sweet potato lately

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 No.212082

File: 9b382f07964c64b⋯.png (107.29 KB,316x316,1:1,9b382f07964c64b52ec7ac3636….png)

NK I want to sit down with you and have a serious conversation about your future. Lets make a five year plan to get you launched properly into life.

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 No.212083

File: 3fb35f0f9ad8e60⋯.jpg (107.75 KB,1159x1009,1159:1009,a6e03f15beedafc6202ad13bcc….jpg)

>>212082

Less than two years to go until you become a wizard in boong culture.

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 No.212084

File: 4f65b9522175b75⋯.png (201.46 KB,360x620,18:31,3c80d16e6f22c3826bbec63eda….png)

NK I want to sit down with you and have a serious conversation about your future. Lets make a five year plan to get you launched properly into life.

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 No.212085

If there is a NEETKing will there ever be a NEETQueen?

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 No.212086

>>212085

Not after the Tabitha debacle.

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 No.212087

If anyone is free and wants to highlight how Linkies are Stinky, come help me

http://pixelzone.io/?p=-1483,-2905,32

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 No.212088

>>212086

But want about if she had Dragons?

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 No.212089

Continuous low energy even with no grog and good sleep. Worrying

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 No.212090

>>212089

Have a nice healthy meal

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 No.212091

>>212076

Responsible aboriginal orgy

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 No.212092

File: f229f2ebb64e0d1⋯.jpg (28.94 KB,678x452,3:2,images(13).jpg)

>>212085

A man can dream

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 No.212093

>>212091

I hope you speak to your two other life coaches with a better attitude.

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 No.212094

time to put things into motion bros

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 No.212095

File: de1696bf9776129⋯.png (73.77 KB,274x184,137:92,ClipboardImage.png)

>>212094

sway like the ocean

the herb is more

than just a powerful potion

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 No.212096

this cup of blend 43 has absolutely melted my insides

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 No.212097

>>212096

post pics

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 No.212098

>>212089

Sounds like someone trying to convince themselves the grog is actually good for them.

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 No.212099

>>212086

I don't touch no white bitch

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 No.212100

>>212096

43 is notorious for foul shits, must come from india

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 No.212101

We did it reddit! Serena Williams got knocked out of the Aus Open.

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 No.212102

I had some Blend 43 with some Irish cream today. Shit was pretty good.

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 No.212103

>>212102

The shit or the coffee?

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 No.212104

File: 8009bba25444040⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,520.42 KB,3456x4608,3:4,2019-01-23 12.29.36.jpg)

Work poo

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 No.212105

>>212104

Vile, evil creature.

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 No.212106

>>212104

Better than last but still of very poor quality and quantity.

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 No.212107

My supermarket has Zooper Doopers for half price. Bought two bags.

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 No.212108

>>212107

One bag for me, one bag for you.

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 No.212109

>>212108

I suspect you're the heckin rude NEET who insists on a green one.

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 No.212110

>>212109

You would be wrong. i dont really want a Zooper Dooper i am on a diet.

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 No.212111

My month+ of unemployment will come to an end soon. I'm planning a good old fashioned 3 day binge

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 No.212112

>>212111

You need to lose that mindset. Give up the binges for good.

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 No.212113

No microwaved lunch pic today.

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 No.212114

>>212113

The kind soul probably gave it to somebody in more need.

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 No.212115

File: 0e9068c79a5498a⋯.jpg (51.59 KB,499x499,1:1,1389053049556.jpg)

What do you think of the new phrase going round "had a gutfull" e.g. "I've had a gutfull of your shit, cunt"

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 No.212116

I got a whole chicken and a family sized chips from Red Rooster, which is next to Dan's, which I also visited.

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 No.212117

>>212115

That's not a new phrase, you fucking dumb dumb / successful troll.

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 No.212118

>>212115

>new phrase

Just about had a gutfull of your shit, zoomer.

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 No.212119

>>212118

I've got a gutfull of zooper dooper

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 No.212120

>>212116

The weather is too hot to be gutsing down food in that sort of quantity.

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 No.212121

>>212119

Good lad.

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 No.212122

>>212120

I was stressed having just seen the conveyancer ahead of tomorrow's settlement.

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 No.212123

>>212122

Is this the mystery property purchase we are not allowed to talk about but you just mentioned it again?

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 No.212124

>>212123

You just mentioned it again. But yes

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 No.212125

>>212124

Is it a house or a piece of rural land?

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 No.212126

gutful has one l

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 No.212127

>>212126

You're thinking of a gut half full.

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 No.212128

>>212125

just a house

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 No.212129

>>212128

To live in or rent out?

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 No.212130

and now my box airconditioner is leaking water into the house.

Fantastic.

Obviously there's a drainage hole blocked somewhere.

Can't be fucked investigating. Put down a foil tray for the water.

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 No.212131

>>212129

rent out

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 No.212132

File: 7534dac05210735⋯.jpg (291.47 KB,800x778,400:389,1421736526542.jpg)

>>212131

Are you becoming a slumlord?

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 No.212133

>>212132

I just need somewhere to store my memes.

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 No.212134

>>212121

Nice digits.

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 No.212135

>>212133

You should rent to me I need somewhere to live.

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 No.212136

File: df431a8144970cb⋯.webm (3.92 MB,550x310,55:31,honor.webm)

What a gay movie.

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 No.212137

>>212085

I saw a lady yesterday with the number plate 'NK 2005'

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 No.212138

File: da83fbcb5ec69a0⋯.png (80.47 KB,225x300,3:4,ClipboardImage.png)

>>212113

I didn't eat all day, just got home and I've eaten a whole pack of these. They were out of date.

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 No.212139

>>212137

He helped her blossom.

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 No.212140

>>212115

never heard of it

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 No.212141

>>212137

>2005

That was her victim number.

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 No.212142

>>212138

Those are for kids.

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 No.212143

>>212132

Just like weber to steal my idea.

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 No.212144

>>212142

The truck driver’s kids specifically.

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 No.212145

>>212139

He only plucks petals.

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 No.212146

>>212142

Your for kids

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 No.212147

>>212144

Well bantered.

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 No.212148

File: 82fa29e29d95e86⋯.jpg (58.64 KB,960x823,960:823,06nd8uji42c21.jpg)

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 No.212149

I've been trying to fix the rosters for next week all day, one participant wanted an extra 11 hours, I had to make a bunch of buddy shifts for a couple new staff and one of the main support workers is going to be in the office from next week onwards.

Boss called us up for a meeting to 'show' us how it's done. He just chucked whoever with whoever. Now when I send them out I'm going to get a hundred calls complaining and wanting to change everything.

I was trying to get everyone with their regular workers and shit.

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 No.212150

>>212149

You are too good to the participants. They should accept who they are given and be grateful for it. Some of them have a really bad attitude and sense of entitlement.

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 No.212151

>>212149

Can't you just re-jig it before you send it out without your boss' knowledge?

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 No.212152

>>212143

You've never had a good idea in your life, m5+3.

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 No.212153

File: cc487a0e11ced15⋯.jpg (65.6 KB,640x763,640:763,01fbjug9q9b21.jpg)

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 No.212154

>>212150

That is not how it works, I know all the participants and who they like and dislike. They dictate the roster and that is their right.

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 No.212155

>>212151

He's sort of fucked it and put some of the buddy shifts on with people who were the harder shifts to fill. Which is what I was going to do but not like he did.

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 No.212156

>>212152

That attitude is why I can smell you when you pass by.

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 No.212157

>>212156

No you can't. You're just trying to bully me.

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 No.212158

>>212157

Keep it up big boy and I'll end up appologising to you.

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 No.212159

>>212158

That would be the ultimate bully move.

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 No.212160

>>212159

Tides sure have turned since we were in the playground together.

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 No.212161

>>212106

That cauliflower pizza I made the other day blocked me up good, gonna need to get some metamucil

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 No.212162

>>212161

You need to completely overhaul your diet and ditch the booze and drugs.

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 No.212163

>>212141

In 2005 I was a 15 year old man stepping up in the world of rape

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 No.212164

>>212163

You have never been a man.

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 No.212165

>>212162

No, I need more booze and more drugs

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 No.212166

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>212165

No you don't.

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 No.212167

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Boom boom ba dang dang a diddly bop

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 No.212168

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Without love and friendship, you can't make it through.

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 No.212169

drinking lime cordial

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 No.212170

>>212168

One needs to humble oneself.

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 No.212171

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>>212170

Get in touch with God.

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 No.212172

Luke 14:11

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 No.212173

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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 No.212174

>>212172

Samuel 28:7

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 No.212175

>>212174

Proverbs 31:6

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 No.212176

>>212174

Dan 101

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 No.212177

Psalm 88

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 No.212178

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 No.212179

Craig 666

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 No.212180

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 No.212181

Pretty fucking sad right now bros

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 No.212182

>>212181

What has happened?

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 No.212183

>>212181

Cheer up matey.

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 No.212184

>>212182

Gf going away

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 No.212185

>>212184

Permanently?

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 No.212186

File: 7da2a9a41c4d384⋯.gif (780.25 KB,325x203,325:203,tfw.gif)

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 No.212187

>>212185

Hope not

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 No.212188

>>212187

You never really liked her that much anyway.

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 No.212189

File: fbf8a7598d81a96⋯.jpg (133.49 KB,1200x802,600:401,walrus-morse_10.jpg)

I am off to bed NEETs. Good night to you all.

Good night to my stalwart NEET. I hope you have a good night's rest.

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 No.212190

File: ed0ba772a3de691⋯.gif (1.83 MB,297x226,297:226,yD2Zuj1.gif)

>>212189

Sleep tight NEET

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 No.212191

>>212189

>stalwart

Good night thesaurus walrus NEET, hope you get a good sleep where doggo doesn't wake you/.

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 No.212192

Hardcore aboriginal HIV

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 No.212193

File: cc848c18f0f84e7⋯.jpg (425.3 KB,1536x2048,3:4,Kyoko Maki.jpg)

Goodnight NEETs

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 No.212194

Big poo.

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 No.212195

File: 32cc2281495a9b0⋯.jpg (58.86 KB,339x480,113:160,carljung.jpg)

>>212193

moloch stars REEEEE

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 No.212196

>>212172

Pajeet 7:11

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 No.212197

>>212153

>>212148

I am worried about this rampant use of zoomer memes

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 No.212198

NK how do you cope with the poo shame? I just did one of such small quality and quantity, I didn't even realise I did it because I thought it was just gas.

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 No.212199

>>212198

You take each day as it goes, and occasionally you do a extra decent poo that frustrates the critics

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 No.212200

>>212199

we have archives to prove that has never happened

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 No.212201

>>212199

Thanks mate and goon night.

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 No.212202

File: c3fbbd892718d9c⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,2.1 MB,3456x4608,3:4,2018-06-24 22.32.29.jpg)

>>212200

What about this one?

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 No.212203

It's 1 in the morning. I kinda want to go out and get some junk food, maybe make some melted chocolate on ice cream, just because I can and the normies can't. But I know I wouldn't really enjoy it, especially once I'm done eating it.

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 No.212204

Morning

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 No.212205

feeling kinda optimistic bros

>>212204

morning

what are you up to?

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 No.212206

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 No.212207

>>212205

>>212204

>>212206

Good Morning Gents, i got a work email yesterday at around midnight, what a dick.

>>212205

why are you optimistic?

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 No.212208

how the fuck can i import a friction-lock expandable baton into ausland? specifically an ASP

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 No.212209

>>212204

>>212205

>>212206

>>212207

Goon / Good Morning NEETs.

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 No.212210

Eagerly awaiting Dan's to open

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 No.212211

>>212210

He's eagerly awaiting your visit. What are you going to get at Dan's?

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 No.212212

File: 37a1c001ddd7994⋯.jpg (1.84 MB,4160x3120,4:3,IMG_20190123_154553.jpg)

>>212210

Weed is better

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 No.212213

File: 4c74ccaf9ca3019⋯.png (940.07 KB,1000x505,200:101,ClipboardImage.png)

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 No.212214

>>212208

I bought one online from a shop in Queensland about 10 years ago, no questions asked.

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 No.212215

>>212214

and other than the ability to conceal it in a deep pocket, if you just want to cave somebody's head in practically anything else would do a better job.

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 No.212216

good morning NEETs

reminder for all beloved SA NEETs to stay cool and out of the sun, we need you all for the commune

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 No.212217

Peter Liddy is getting out.

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 No.212218

>>212214

You wouldn't happen to know where from mate? Cheers.

>>212215

Just want something for my night bike commute, I already carry a switchknife, but I'm thinking the quick flip of a 21 inch baton will stop a clash before it even takes place.

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 No.212219

>>212218

Pretty sure it was these guys: https://www.collectorsarmoury.com.au/

You might need to ask if they still sell them, as their website doesn't display all the stuff they used to sell.

>I already carry a switchknife

If you get stopped and searched by the police and are found with both a switchblade and a batton, you're going to have a bad time.

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 No.212220

>>212216

Good morning, it's going to be a real hot one today.

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 No.212221

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 No.212222

Quints for Possum

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 No.212223

>>212219

I'll take my chances, beats getting jacked and king hit and my skull cracked on the concrete to obey some pozzed law

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 No.212224

Shit, they were quads.

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 No.212225

>>212213

This good morning always helps and getting me out of bed in the morning.

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 No.212226

>>212224

It's the thought that counts.

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 No.212227

File: e94e4bc681ae066⋯.png (1.06 MB,1068x623,12:7,ClipboardImage.png)

>>212225

Good morning my friend.

Your response gets me ready and primed to brave the storm.

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 No.212228

File: 3fd841aa5fbf668⋯.png (46.29 KB,374x174,187:87,ClipboardImage.png)

No surprises here.

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 No.212229

>>212213

Good morning my friend.

The sweet corn and melons have been watered. We can only pray now.

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 No.212230

>>212208

Interest in weapons is fedora territory. Be very careful please.

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 No.212231

>>212222

Thank you for those quads (not quints), but you know I am not worthy of them any more.

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 No.212232

>>212230

>Interest in weapons is fedora territory

So everybody who shoots target rifle or hunts is a fedora wearer?

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 No.212233

>>212228

I remember there being a story on half Chan a while ago about someone who was having sex with patients like this. I wouldn't be too surprised if it was him.

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 No.212234

>>212221

Nauseating Christian do-gooders.

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 No.212235

>>212233

He doesn't look like the chan demographic mate.

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 No.212236

>>212235

Why not? He looks pretty mentally disturbed.

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 No.212237

what jobs do wagieNEETs even do? we have one carer and one or two warehouse workers, what else?

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 No.212238

>>212237

One owns a large chain of liquor stores.

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 No.212239

>>212238

Another one also owns liquor stores but gets beaten by his wife

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 No.212240

>>212229

I thought you were the other nice NEET >>212225 , sorry for the confusion.

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 No.212241

>>212237

I am not a carer and you would know what the NEETs do if you paid attention in council sessions.

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 No.212242

>>212230

My boss owns about 50 swords and goes on about how he has studied bushido. They are a strange breed.

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 No.212243

>>212235

He looks exactly like the type.

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 No.212244

>>212240

I am not that nice.

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 No.212245

Who is this other Nice NEET, I have noticed you for some time and it confuses me.

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 No.212246

>>212244

You are the nicest NEET.

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 No.212247

>>212246

I am not. I bullied poor Weber.

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 No.212248

>>212245

It could be 10k, the gayNEET or maybe Monaro.

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 No.212249

>>212247

lol k.

Has he picked at your conscious enough to make you feel like you need to apologise yet?

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 No.212250

>>212248

I suspect that at least two of them are the same NEET. I also don't think monaro is a stoner so that narrows it down.

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 No.212251

>>212249

No, he would have to undertake to change his ways in order to get an apology out of me.

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 No.212252

>>212251

There's a possibility he could.

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 No.212253

>>212252

Anything is possible. I am not optimistic though. He needs to be knocked down and completely rebuilt.

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 No.212254

>>212253

/ausneets/ is capable of anything.

We can change the world.

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 No.212255

File: bc08b622f2003bc⋯.png (213.09 KB,291x400,291:400,ClipboardImage.png)

I am off to face the day. It's going to be a tough one.

Take care NEETs, stay cool.

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 No.212256

>>212251

And what changes would they be?

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 No.212257

I am incredibly tired, got maybe 3 hours of sleep. Im not sure if I should go on a goon and wank binge today or tomorrow.

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 No.212258

>>212255

Have a nice day mate. See you when you get back.

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 No.212259

>>212257

Don't go on that binge at all.

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 No.212260

>>212219

They won't protect you from rape

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 No.212261

As I was walking to the car from Dan's past a bunch of mum's and kids with my 4L golden oak and longneck I must have dropped a 20 dollar bill. A bad omen for this binge

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 No.212262

>>212261

Why didn't you put it in your wallet before leaving the store?

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 No.212263

>>212262

Neets don't have time to fuck around stuffing change in their wallets at the checkout

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 No.212264

I have turned the air conditioner on for the first time this summer.

Feeling worried for my sweetcorn and melons.

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 No.212265

Posting from a boring meeting.

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 No.212266

>>212265

The wagie life.

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 No.212267

File: 0605ec818a331ae⋯.jpg (85.01 KB,699x1131,233:377,tcryfwk137c21.jpg)

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 No.212268

>>212265

tell them all the NEETs say hi

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 No.212269

>>212268

I don't say hi.

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 No.212270

File: f88cf0d125c00e1⋯.png (43.92 KB,657x527,657:527,f88cf0d125c00e117372f4444c….png)

First goon glass down. Plugged in my old hard drive.

Time to get a little esoteric.

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 No.212271

>>212270

>Plugged in my old hard drive

That sounds ominous.

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 No.212272

File: 63a9a6509998b01⋯.png (500.23 KB,750x866,375:433,gom.png)

>>212269

Golly, you are correct young Sir, those NEETs do not how to speak the Queens English

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 No.212273

File: 6cebf3515a283da⋯.jpg (461 KB,1200x799,1200:799,Bartender Dan.jpg)

>tfw you will never have Dan as your bartender.

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 No.212274

>>212273

He would be a sympathetic ear for all a NEET's problems.

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 No.212275

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 No.212276

If this heat kills my vegetables I will throw the biggest tantrum this board has ever seen.

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 No.212277

File: f18500817fe1923⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,52.63 KB,640x360,16:9,b.jpg)

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 No.212278

File: 202d2517d92e8eb⋯.jpg (155.44 KB,1024x768,4:3,1505535908002.jpg)

3rd wank complete. Not really feeling it, might stop there.

Cooking a hawaiin pull apart in the pan.

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 No.212279

>>212276

>He doesn't know that vegetables a jewish plot to destroy western civilisation by perturbing testosterone levels until we're all soyboys.

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 No.212280

>>212279

>perturbing

You shouldn't try to use fancy words unless you know what they mean.

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 No.212281

>>212280

I agree with this principle, but I do know what perturb means.

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 No.212282

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

laying in bed bros

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 No.212283

fucking over summer already

no air con in my house

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 No.212284

We should found the NEET commune on Antarctica.

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 No.212285

>>212283

Dan's and Craig's have a good freezer section to help you cool down.

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 No.212286

>>212285

im trying to quit the goon but it seems like i picked the wrong season

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 No.212287

A cone has been had

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 No.212288

>>212287

You're a boong.

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 No.212289

>>212286

Goon is an all season good. Good to cool down with in summer and to help numb the cold in winter.

If you have a decent library locally that's good for keeping cool and some provide power points and WiFi.

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 No.212290

>>212284

Can't m8, it's full of UFO bases.

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 No.212291

I've just found out the ATO has filed a lawsuit against me for some reason or another (I have no idea - I never open my mail). Time to have some goon

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 No.212292

>>212291

Would it be because you didnt submit your tax returns?

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 No.212293

>>212291

I know that feel

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 No.212294

>>212293

Why did they file a lawsuit against you?

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 No.212295

File: 6876f176f65b054⋯.jpg (26.2 KB,400x400,1:1,6876f176f65b054256c489b176….jpg)

>>212292

>you didnt submit your tax returns

What's a tax return?

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 No.212296

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 No.212297

>>212296

Ahh, that makes sense.

>>212295

a document that says how much money you made in the financial year.

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 No.212298

>>212295

also it maybe a scam.

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 No.212299

>>212298

I always assume that anyone on the phone with a foreign accent is.

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 No.212300

How do I ask my mother for money

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 No.212301

File: 10d5dfcf6e38ca6⋯.jpg (103.8 KB,400x400,1:1,v.jpg)

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 No.212302

>>212300

Through a email saying you are an Africa prince.

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 No.212303

>>212291

> I never open my mail

Why not?

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 No.212304

I just went outside. My plants are in extreme distress. Extreme wilting of the leaves. I do not know if they will recover. This country is not fit for human habitation.

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 No.212305

>>212300

what is it for? can't you tell her what do you need it for? and maybe tell her when (if) you can give it back

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 No.212306

>>212304

Never forget that we live on a pacific island

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 No.212307

>>212291

>Time to have some goon

You made the right choice.

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 No.212308

>>212304

Try watering them with goon so they don't feel as depressed.

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 No.212309

>>212299

I got one month's ago, a robot saying I have a lawsuit against me, call ATO and they'll most likely tell you it's bullshit

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 No.212310

>>212304

Obviously. Those who live here for long enough degenerate into a subhuman state

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 No.212311

>>212309

He's handling it well though by having a goon

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 No.212312

>>212304

Put some shade over them.

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 No.212313

File: 34c8f12c004709d⋯.jpg (42.02 KB,540x398,270:199,Irish-Yoga-drunk-girls1.jpg)

>>212307

This coping strategy is the secret to Irish success.

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 No.212314

>>212312

If I can't grow anything without having to go to ridiculous lengths like that then I will not grow anything at all.

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 No.212315

>>212314

Maybe grow something more suited to the climate?

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 No.212316

>>212315

There isn't anything.

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 No.212317

>>212314

Build an underground minecraft style farm and grow giant mushrooms or something.

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 No.212318

>>212316

I've got a few chilli plants, they go well in the heat.

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 No.212319

I've got a few cannabis plants, they do extremely well in this climate

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 No.212320

File: ba1dce2282dee88⋯.png (24.61 KB,600x182,300:91,toasty.png)

Pretty toasty NEETs.

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 No.212321

>>212320

Fucken scorching, hasn't been that high in Sydney, mostly around the 30s, was cooler today at around 25 but it's still shit wrenching on cars in a workshop with only fans, I don't think A/C works well in large factories.

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 No.212322

>>212320

When it is that hot it fries your brain, i finally understand boongs now.

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 No.212323

>>212322

And Queenslanders.

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 No.212324

>>212320

I've decided this is all the fault of the boongs - they burned down most of the forests in Australia turning it into the hellscape it is today. It's about time they paid Australia back - I propose using forced boong labor to replant the forests that used to exist 40 000 years ago.

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 No.212325

>>212324

Those are urban myths about the boongs. Usually the same people who say that sort of thing also think Port Arthur was a false flag.

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 No.212326

He strikes again!

>He is described as caucasian, aged possibly in his late 20s to early 30s, approximately 185cm tall with a proportionate build and stubble on his face.

https://www.news.com.au/national/queensland/news/police-hunt-brisbane-man-after-he-drags-teenage-girl-into-bushes/news-story/6d1849ac8fd22e0d51791132f198d833

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 No.212327

>>212326

What's NK doing in QLD?

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 No.212328

>>212327

He's giving the Astra a hard work out these days pushing everything to the max.

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 No.212329

>>212328

I hope he at least checks his tyre pressures every tank of fuel.

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 No.212330

>>212329

<Unlikely

I wonder if he ever fixed the front left wheel that was wearing down against a part of the car, if my memory serves me correctly.

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 No.212331

File: de689e492e38c9b⋯.jpg (2.2 MB,2448x3264,3:4,IMG_20190124_161859.jpg)

Bus back from the shops is not coming for another 35mins and I'm hungover as well. Fuck my life. At least it's only 28 degrees down here.

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 No.212332

it's too hot to go down to the shops and I'm out of goon and ciggies

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 No.212333

>>212331

Thats not a longneck

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 No.212334

>>212331

>Fuck my life

Access the refreshment before the bus comes.

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 No.212335

Came home and the cat had his tongue hanging out of his mouth and drooling. Must be hot.

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 No.212336

>>212335

Your hot to all of us m8

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 No.212337

>>212336

Aw shucks

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 No.212338

It is both funny and annoying when i help my parents with the computer.

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 No.212339

My email is being spammed by an asian dating service. Do they really suffer from a critical shortage of white penis?

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 No.212340

Settlement went through, so a meat pie and a 10 year old cab sauv for dinner.

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 No.212341

>>212340

Soon it'll be a home grown meat pie, from the communes best cows

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 No.212342

>>212341

Do we have an amateur pastry chef?

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 No.212343

>>212338

The longer it goes on the more annoying it gets.

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 No.212344

File: d737f3deb957776⋯.jpg (8.85 KB,250x220,25:22,wojak garden.jpg)

I don't know why I have a pom flag and why its so hot today

>>212304

Yeah a couple of my watermelon plants have started to wilt, pretty shit too because the others are starting to flower. Might have to replant. But I do have a tarp and some wooden stakes, its definitely the dry heat and light level that's killing them. Even just watering them in twice early in the morning before the sun is up proper doesn't save them, they get dried out as soon as afternoon comes around

At least if they're flowering though, they're going to attract the bees too. That'll help the onions should they start flowering too. Also the ants are making dugouts and small colony deposits for grain in the garden too, which is helping to loosen up the soil which is good when it gets so dry.

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 No.212345

>>212339

>suffer from a critical shortage of white penis?

Yes, they will drain you of cum, cash and blood.

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 No.212346

I think the heat melted my neighbour's clothesline. One of the arms has bent and is hanging down.

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 No.212347

>>212346

That was just me swinging off it waiting for you to come home.

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 No.212348

>>212341

Special cows, the commune's answer to angus beef, raised from birth on a diet of goon and tendies.

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 No.212349

>>212344

>I don't know why I have a pom flag

Are you the NEET with the overheating router?

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 No.212350

>>212349

No that's me and it's fucking pissing me off. Every post I have to do a new captcha.

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 No.212351

Cruisey how are you doing

In fact how are all the lovely SA NEETs doing

I heard it was 46 today, I hope you're fine

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 No.212352

>tfw someone sperged about me but the boss defended me

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 No.212353

File: 710ca7d3dfd2e90⋯.jpeg (11.76 KB,299x168,299:168,images.jpeg)

>>212351

Our executives are becoming aquatic to try and cope with the extreme weather conditions. Is this how whales originally evolved?

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 No.212354

>>212352

What did they accuse you of doing?

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 No.212355

My dog just threw up his food. could that be a sign of heat stress?

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 No.212356

>>212326

>Caucasian

Unfortunately isn't NK since he is of the Australojudean persuasion and definetly not a white cunt

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 No.212357

>>212355

It could be a sign that he's been getting into the goon while you weren't watching.

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 No.212358

>>212355

Could be, has he been drinking lots before?

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 No.212359

Not looking forward to the slave pens

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 No.212360

File: 4bfbe852f2d150f⋯.jpg (517.41 KB,1791x1062,199:118,wagecage.jpg)

>>212359

The slave pens are looking forward to you.

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 No.212361

>>212357

>>211825

Let's swap houses

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 No.212362

>>212358

No he hasn't been drinking much. He hasn't been panting either so I didn't think he was too hot.

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 No.212363

>>212361

How much is your house worth?

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 No.212364

Just don't have the wanking stamina I used to have.

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 No.212365

>>212357

Fun fact, the reason why we call CruiseNEET DogNEET as well is because he actually a dog

What you think are posts made by cruisey about "his" dog are actually made by his African Owner

And yes Cruisey the sneaky dog likes to get on the beers

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 No.212366

>>212364

Have you been doing the reps?

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 No.212367

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 No.212368

>>212365

Is the reason we call Possum Possum because he likes to play dead when ever he is under threat?

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 No.212369

>>212362

Could just be heat stress making an upset stomach worse.

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 No.212370

>>212368

No, it's because he touched a possum inappropriately once.

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 No.212371

>>212370

*inappropriately touched by a possum

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 No.212372

File: b81c492b2f86003⋯.jpg (12.35 KB,250x250,1:1,good-doggo.jpg)

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 No.212373

>>212365

sounds like racist dog whistling to me.

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 No.212374

>>212359

John is looking forwards to the slave penis

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 No.212375

We are all slaves to the penis.

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 No.212376

>>212373

Cruisey does whistle Dixieland while he fucks the misso

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 No.212377

>>212375

I never get any pussy

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 No.212378

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 No.212379

>>212377

Not all of us can be the crazy cat neet

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 No.212380

The Pollywaffle is coming back. You can unwrap them and throw them in swimming pools and people will think somebody has done a poo.

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 No.212381

File: 5fd437b4f96c370⋯.jpg (86.5 KB,900x656,225:164,pom.jpg)

>>212377

here ya go m8

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 No.212382

File: 902a43347a324b7⋯.jpg (60.96 KB,1000x800,5:4,helper.jpg)

Anyone have a fantasy of being a pre-war Floridian plantation owner with multiple negro house slaves that you could sexually abuse to your pleasure?

I do, god it would be paradise. I love these politically motivated hollywood movies depicting these slaves because of this fantasy

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 No.212383

>>212381

You are now the designated crazy cat neet

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 No.212384

File: 3dce2dbd844b51d⋯.jpg (34.64 KB,640x640,1:1,1547640994516.jpg)

File: 7fa1b01b1e21313⋯.jpg (92.36 KB,500x667,500:667,1548064366215.jpg)

>>212382

Just about having a gf

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 No.212385

File: 0e3620ca0286803⋯.jpg (58.19 KB,736x1103,736:1103,Heloneets.jpg)

why hello. Just had me a sweet wollies roast pork with cheap buns and cheese.

how are we all this fine evening?

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 No.212386

>>212385

are their roast pork/lamb/beef as reliable as their chickens?

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 No.212387

>>212380

Aussie ingenuity at work.

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 No.212388

>>212385

I'm fine thank you, it's a pleasure to have the company of a well spoken and polite NEET

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 No.212389

>>212382

No Cruisey we're not all boongs here

My twisted sex fantasy is hand holding and headpats

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 No.212390

>>212389

The occasional smooch would be nice too.

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 No.212391

File: 707f5f06649bef6⋯.jpg (21.94 KB,653x966,653:966,like a sir.jpg)

>>212386

No, sometimes the crackling is awful.

>>212388

Well, you have my warmest regards!

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 No.212392

You have a lot to give.

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 No.212393

>>212391

>No, sometimes the crackling is awful.

But the meat is consistent?

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 No.212394

File: 7fa83b7347b1188⋯.jpg (48.59 KB,736x736,1:1,ohyes.jpg)

>>212393

Yessum, it is quite alright

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 No.212395

some fuckstick booked a 7.5 hour meeting tomorrow and organised sandwiches or something, so i cant even leave the room

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 No.212396

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 No.212397

>>212395

Tell me what quality the sandwiches are and if they get changed

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 No.212398

>>212397

>and if they get changed

wut?

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 No.212399

>tfw sufficiently gooned

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 No.212400

File: 9e26f207f947b8b⋯.jpg (4.39 KB,276x183,92:61,fyne.jpg)

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 No.212401

>>212398

Its a 7.5 hour long meeting right?

Food out that long especially in this heat is a bad idea

I'm asking if the old sandwiches would get replaced with fresher ones as the day goes on

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 No.212402

>>212400

truths

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 No.212403

Ever feel like it's all catching up to you?

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 No.212404

>>212401

Ah. I suspect a single platter will be delivered at lunch time. I further suspect their definition of lunchtime is not my definition of lunchtime (11:00).

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 No.212405

>>212403

Yeah, I dunno how much longer I can go on, I miss NEETdom so much, it truly is a luxury.

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 No.212406

the girl who just delivered my uber eats seemed like an autist. Should've invited her in to watch anime.

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 No.212407

File: db6193209b76b22⋯.png (84.83 KB,505x330,101:66,db6193209b76b221cbcfc9d713….png)

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 No.212408

>>212407

No can do Dano, I gotta wage tomorrow.

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 No.212409

Thanks for the Ubereats idea neet, time for another goon and a browse

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 No.212410

File: 43728bff7dafcb1⋯.jpg (87 KB,500x417,500:417,sadneet.jpg)

>>212408

down right tragic

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 No.212411

>>212404

>TFW remembered the time Craig raped me

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 No.212412

Highly addicted to having a poke.

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 No.212413

OH No, I just got a txt message saying that I have been drafted to be part of the "Entertainment" at tonights Council meeting, I'm a bit worried neets

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 No.212414

>>212413

You'll be fine.

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 No.212415

>>212413

Please shave your anus.

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 No.212416

>>212413

Just a reminder that the Hot Weather Policy is in effect for otnight's council meeting. Robes and other clothing do not have to be worn.

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 No.212417

>>212416

I thought the Hot Weather Policy was 'no hat, no play'?

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 No.212418

>>212413

Ill let you know I nominated you as entertainment after you posted an amusing aborigine pic

Don't forget your boomerangs and dot face paints

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 No.212419

>>212417

You have it backwards.

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 No.212420

I have received a missed call from a former recruitment agency.

Ha ha ha, I will not be put in a cafe

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 No.212421

Why does Craig tell me to get naked

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 No.212422

File: d1f2e215a3f625d⋯.jpg (13.28 KB,253x255,253:255,865d27824516df2fc392dd19d0….jpg)

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 No.212423

>>212421

He wants to put his penis up your pooey hole

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 No.212424

fart bastard

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 No.212425

slim bastard

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 No.212426

Intoxicated caucasian wagie.

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 No.212427

File: 4978bacb9636c88⋯.jpg (86.11 KB,499x499,1:1,slim shady.jpg)

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 No.212428

Salubrious something

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 No.212429

I have 26 rolls of toilet paper

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 No.212430

>>212429

And 48 Zooper Doopers

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 No.212431

48 zooper doopers and 26 bog rolls

Sounds like a good band name.

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 No.212432

>>212333

It isn't, I'm not the NEET who was at Dan's.

>>212334

I got back to the house and got refreshed by way of some beers. Might have some whiskey soon.

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 No.212433

File: 56dfacc7a96dec0⋯.png (623.01 KB,1008x596,252:149,Dan and Associates.png)

>>212432

Keep up the good work.

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 No.212434

>>212330

I fixed that ages ago, drives a lot smoother

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 No.212435

>>212434

>I fixed that ages ago,

I worry about the RapeMobile, you should keep us more updated on it. Especially given you were thinking of upgrading, I was worried.

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 No.212436

RAPE GROUPIE

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 No.212437

File: 92be40cb136041f⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,27.97 KB,500x522,250:261,images(23).jpg)

>>212401

Just get a couple cans of these for the meeting, they do well in the heat

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 No.212438

>>212406

I thought only pajeets did uber eats

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 No.212439

>>212437

Disgusting.

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 No.212440

>>212438

Disgusting.

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 No.212441

>>212440

Approved.

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 No.212442

File: 6e5a965c2ea5b8d⋯.jpg (31.75 KB,304x288,19:18,1503298549001.jpg)

Current binge stats:

5 wanks

12+ darts

2 cones

Aprox. 2L goon

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 No.212443

>>212435

It's due for a service but I should probably hock it in and get a new car, not really worth spending any more money on it and knowing its an astra the mechanic will find something wrong with it

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 No.212444

>>212442

I hope you get lung cancer, liver cancer, and your pud falls off.

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 No.212445

>>212443

Call the LubeMobile kid and enlarge his gasket.

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 No.212446

>>212442

That's very good, you should get some dexies to bump up your wanks

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 No.212447

>>212445

He won't come to my house anymore

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 No.212448

>>212442

You are a fallen human being.

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 No.212449

>>212448

Serena Williams is closer to human than him.

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 No.212450

>>212448

Typical wagie being jealous of my hedonistic successes

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 No.212451

>>212450

Your aberrant behaviour brings shame upon all of us.

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 No.212452

HEY HEY FELLOW RAPE D GROUPIE''

Do you also receive letters with SOON! every week?

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 No.212453

>>212443

A a mechanic, my foreman would probably tell you to get that heap of shit out of the driveway and direct you to browse our extensive range of "preloved" vehicles with afford finance on offer.

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 No.212454

>>212443

Thank you.

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 No.212455

File: 59b093c1fbd14a8⋯.jpg (112.61 KB,1008x600,42:25,a7a965cb096c949898c66b542d….jpg)

>>212442

>Aprox. 2L goon

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 No.212456

What is the requidded amount of goon to kg for a goon coma?

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 No.212457

>>212453

>afford finance on offer.

Unlikely, the local dealership best deal to me was 16.5% and they woulnd't tell me the rate, which I had to calculate for a new car and I found finance elsewhere.

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 No.212458

>>212456

When you begin to close your eyes. How far you enter the goon coma is up to you.

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 No.212459

>>212442

Sounds awful.

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 No.212460

All the food on uber eats seems awful

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 No.212461

>>212457

Finance on cars is fucking criminal.

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 No.212462

>>212457

Yeah it's fucked, never ever ever buy a car on finance, new or used, just save up and buy it outright, $10k will get you a decent used car.

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 No.212463

>>212461

>>212462

It is. Get a personal/secured loan at the lowest rate before you enter a car yard.

I have told it before, but I was offering close to 50% of value of the car in cash on the day of the initial consultation. I paid the car off in under 2 months, I was owed money by people and had saved enough to fuck the loan off. But without a long period of employment they said it too high risk, I even had someone near the top of the organisation vow that my employment would continue into the future. Still not enough. The loan officers at car yards are parasites.

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 No.212464

>>212463

It takes a special kind of person to sell cars, I regularly get salesmen come into the workshop and ask me to cut corners on fixing stuff, it's super sketchy.

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 No.212465

>>212464

Which is why we need Federal lemon laws for both new and used cars.

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 No.212466

>>212465

100% agree, I go out of my way (costing the dealership a few extra hundred bux at most per car) to make sure they are in decent shape, but our policy is pretty much just make sure the brakes work and no oil leaks and she's good to sell.

Dodgy as shit.

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 No.212467

>>212466

>Dodgy as shit.

Should I not get my new car serviced there?

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 No.212468

>>212467

Never, ever get your car serviced at a stealership.

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 No.212469

>>212468

Thank you.

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 No.212470

>>212468

I learned that with the pretend blown head gaskets saga. Fuck Peter Page Holden.

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 No.212471

>>212470

Yeah I told you to get a 2nd opinion, stealerships will tell you all kinds of bullshit to get a few extra bux.

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 No.212472

But yeah, just go to an independent mechanic to get your car serviced, or the NRMA, they have their own workshops now at reasonable prices, even if oyu have a new car under warranty, it won't void it.

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 No.212473

>>212471

Yeah, it all worked out after I got the RAA opinion and went to an independent mechanic to fix the actual problem.

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 No.212474

>>212472

New scam is reducing your new car warranty. My car comes with a 5 year warranty, if I service with them. It becomes 3 years, if I don't service with them.

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 No.212475

>>212258

I'm little tim in that picture.

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 No.212476

>>212261

You might get a hot mum after you now, this might've been a good omen.

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 No.212477

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 No.212478

File: 80eaae78655b444⋯.png (108.22 KB,300x300,1:1,ClipboardImage.png)

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 No.212479

>>212273

Nice OC

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 No.212480

File: 8ab74b0c0d3871a⋯.png (754.18 KB,800x460,40:23,ClipboardImage.png)

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 No.212481

which total war should i get stuck into

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 No.212482

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>>212480

Pappa?

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 No.212483

>>212280

>tfw perturbed

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 No.212484

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 No.212485

>>212483

>tfw protruberant

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 No.212486

>>212485

I'd engorge you with my mammalian protuberance.

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 No.212487

engorged walrus pizzle

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 No.212488

>>212474

You could probably dispute that with some type of ombudsman, getting it serviced by any qualified mechanic with reasonable parts wont void shit.

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 No.212489

File: 069ca503d9961c1⋯.png (306.08 KB,400x400,1:1,ClipboardImage.png)

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 No.212490

>>212489

Stabbed again.

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 No.212491

I’m your Venus

Smell my penis

Gorge desire

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 No.212492

>>212314

> ridiculous lengths

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 No.212493

>>212488

Good point, but I think you would need a solicitor. It was only explained once and was small print on a very big picture advertising 5 years or so many kilometers.

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 No.212494

>>212491

The second line is supposed to rhyme with the third.

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 No.212495

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 No.212496

>>212492

It is ridiculous. Next you will want me to hand feed them with a spoon. It is bad enough they have to be watered so often. It is not how it is meant to be.

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 No.212497

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 No.212498

>>212494

Your mum rhymes with snore

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 No.212499

>>212489

He's too lazy to put that up

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 No.212500

>>212496

Sounds like you just want to go to some sort of convenience store and get produce without any of the work.

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 No.212501

>>212500

Stabbed and slashed repeatedly.

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 No.212502

>>212499

Bunnings keep selling him other stuff he didn’t ask for.

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 No.212503

>>212493

Even with an added extra 2 years warranty ontop of the standard 3 years, it will be difficult to get anything fixed, dealerships are cunts.

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 No.212504

>>212502

It's rather Ironic, Don't you think?

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 No.212505

>>212504

It’s like rain on your wedding day

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 No.212506

>>212339

Obviously, the internet has told me such things before too.

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 No.212507

>>212505

A freeee riiiide

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 No.212508

>>212344

I want pictures.

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 No.212509

A new thread needed soonish

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 No.212510

>>212503

>it will be difficult to get anything fixed, dealerships are cunts.

I have been pondering this issue. I am thinking of letting them look at it 10,000 km just to check it is all good. Then take it a decent mechanic and save my money. The major services for my small Swift are $400+ (without brake pads or anything else needing to be changed beyond the oil) according to their schedule???

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 No.212511

It is time to go out and inspect the damage. See if there is any chance my plants can recover. Pray for me please.

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 No.212512

>>212351

Thank you for thinking of me. I was inside for most of it. Went to my nans after work to check on her. She was fine.

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 No.212513

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 No.212514

This >>212513 was meant for >>212509

>>212511

I pray for you every day.

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 No.212515

>>212511

Shoot them, and start planning for next year, you will need good soil and plant early

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 No.212516

>>212514

>I pray for you every day.

Have you ever prayed for NK?

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 No.212517

>>212516

He is beyond prayer

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 No.212518

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>>212517

I know of one priest who prays and believes he will back through his church doors.

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 No.212519

>>212516

I pray for all of you, you are all in my mind may times a day.

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 No.212520

>>212518

Dan is a lay preacher at best.

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 No.212521

>>212519

Screaming “Jesus Christ what the fuck?!” as you scroll through posts here isn’t praying.

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 No.212522

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 No.212523

How did /ausneets/ vote in the gay marriage thing?

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 No.212525

>>212514

>I pray for you every day.

Thank you.

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 No.212526

>>212523

I voted yes

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 No.212527

>>212523

I voted NO, but marriage doesn't start to reach the realms of undiluted love of NEETs.

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 No.212528

I am back from the plant inspection. Only the very ends of the trailing parts of the melon plants died. The core of the plants look healthy. The flowers and tiny melons may have died but we will see that more clearly in the days to come.

The sweetcorn leaves are all curled up and they look pretty baked but they may recover. I set my sprayer to mist setting and gave all of them a good misting.

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 No.212529

>>212523

It was a no from me and all the other residents in the street whose forms I stole.

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 No.212530

>>212528

That's the best you can do I suppose, a few NEETs here could do with a good misting too.

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 No.212531

>>212365

>tfw your misso gets on the gen and causes havoc again

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 No.212532

>>212523

didnt vote, didnt care

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 No.212533

>>212376

She likes Hank, we sing together.

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 No.212534

Big poo

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 No.212535

31.5 degrees on the wall clock thermometer in my bedroom. A new record.

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 No.212536

>>212380

My dad told me a story of him doing that and then jumping in and biting it and the girls screamed.

I didn't know they weren't sold anymore.

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 No.212537

Rancid aboriginal wank

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 No.212538

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 No.212539

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 No.212540

RASH

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 No.212541

BUM

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 No.212542

stabbed loins

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 No.212543

>>212386

I had one of their beef roasts, it was terrible. I gave it to the dog.

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