/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

This is not going to help the rash.

>>212544

Maybe the rash is a punishment sent from God.

>>212544

BUM RASH

I have one coles brand icypole left

Lets hope its orange

Who made the new /unna/core banners

They are proper deadly cuz

NEET enter the council chambers us councilors desire entertainment

>>212524

Keeping cool with some ＡＳＡＨＩ

Possum you should make a thread where you upload all of the used banners

>>212551

And penis

>>212550

Monk you boong how's it been

I haven't talked to you in a while

Still a NEET?

>>212552

We have seen NKs, its nofuns turn

Boong wizard

>>212389

>headpats

That's beyond even my wildest quirks.

>>212545

God and I have an arrangement and that was not part of the deal.

>>212392

Some have a lot to take.

>>212556

So you're a man whose fetish isa nice cuddle with a at gf

>>212553

Shire*

>>212546

The timing is the key.

>>212403

At times.

>>212412

That is a shame, my dad was the same.

>>212560

Of course I forgot you're a weeb :^)

Is the mechanics treating you good

>>212548

Good to see we have someone dardy enough to appreciate them.

>>212438

And cute autist girls apparently.

>>212444

That wasn't very nice.

>>212564

Was it Tony's tent?

>>212563

I ain't a weeb, I just enjoy gook beer and women, the wrenching sucks.

>>212549

Look at that naive little one that clings to his robe.

>>212452

Hrrm.

>>212460

I thought you could get them to buy anything. I've never got uber eats before.

>>212470

I remember that story, that was about the time I started on your file.

>>212554

We have?

>>212565

Keep it up cuz shit is heaps good unna

I also might bother you for something down the line

>>212551

Just refresh thousands of times in a separate tab like the rest of us do.

I can't recall seeing a single NEET penis.

>>212567

Goon tent is protected by sacred AFP powers

>>212574

Except for the one with the NEET banging his penis against the heater.

>>212574

What about monks great bulge

>>212576

Are we sure that was a NEET? We really need a timestamp, they could just get that sort of thing from anywhere.

>>212577

A bulge is not a penis.

>>212572

Are you the minerNEET, bout time you embraced who you are.

These fucking city cunts all think there's no grey area between proud, tribal man and petrol sniffing boong.

>>212578

That's a pretty intensive program, I'll leave it up to you the expert John

>>212554

I want to see spergs

Hard poo

>>212559

I do not like cuddling at all tbh.

It causes issues.

>>212582

I bet CricketChad's is bigger.

Soft poo

>>212584

What kinda issues?

>>212574

It's something you feel, not see.

Small poo

>>212571

Yes

>>212587

It is a physical sign of affection. The rest are just words.

>>212584

Erection issues?

>>212590

It's not the same without

>Meanwhile at NK's

tag

>>212592

Libido issues.

Lots of >tfw's, can't be fucked.. heh

>>212580

I'm monaroNEET though admittedly it does sorta sound like minerNEET

>>212595

Election Issues?

>>212594

That what you get for eating the last tendie

>>212585

Speaking of, where IS bowralNEET

Soft poo by a boong jew

>>212596

Proud Gunaikurnai people. Take back Jindabyne

>>212582

Spergs probably ranks 2nd among vicNEETs

Messy poo by a boong jew

>>212601

I'm up in Ngungwal territory ATM cuz

>>212597

I hope Tones gets through his election issues so he can revist the goon tent later this year.

Alpine boongs

>>212604

Only the capital for these white cunts.

Real capital of Australia is Australia.

Snowy boongs

>>212606

Stunning Ngungwal Ngambas

RAMA RAMA

Will NK be celebrating Australia day or is he a change the date boong?

>>212609

Posts like these will secure you a seat in the council.

>>212613

There is a seat open after Weber was bullied into resigning.

>>212612

Sweet dreams prayed for NEET, you are on my mind often.

>>212607

Did you know the name Canberra likely comes from the ngungawal name for the area, Ngamba which translates to breasts, having gotten that name from the dual peaks of what the white cunts call mt Majura and mt Ainsley

So basically I can say I live inabo tit town

>>212614

disgraced into resigning*

>>212615

You're an inspiring man.

>>212612

Good night.

>>212614

I have never heard weber celebrate his Kaurna people.

>>212620

Gook night.

>>212620

Good night.

>>212617

>Ngamba which translates to breasts

Hot

>>212620

Goodnight oriental fancier.

>>212617

hot

I didn't know that.

>>212625

>>212628

>>212622

He only worships the keieffece peoples

>>212620

Ugly non abo bitches

>>212626

>>212628

It is quite hot we had like 4 days straight last week over 40c a new record and the next few days are like 39

Granted not Radelaide hot but I'm not hearing high Perth temps

Neighbour has lost her cat and is walking around the streets looking for it and basically interrogated me while I was blazed and gooned having a smoke about when I had last seen it and when I got home etc.

Rather uncomfortable situation.

>>212631

He should if he posting Asian at least post the Ainu and the native taiwanese, who are the closest relatives to the aborigines

>>212635

Jessica Mauboy

>>212633

Should have offered her a goon and asked to see her pussy

>>212637

Why would you ask for her cat when you could ask for her Ngambas

>>212636

No.

>>212638

She looks like one of those asains who pretend to be abos so they access the dreaming sniff

>>212640

Neet kings sister, Natalie King

>>212638

You need to finish this wank

>>212610

Fucking /cow/

I'm still reeing

May Unna bless my rest

Good night neets

>>212645

Good night.

Big boong energy

Goon night to the NEETs on the goon and Good night NEETs.

>>212649

This is my 2nd favorite abo pic

With shirtless about in tent with some Emu Export in the back takes number 1

>>212647

I'll have a gamble then a rape please

>>212651

>>212649

Do you know where that fingers just been?

Number 3 is the classic "she's too tight" abo porn pic

Number 4 is tonys goon tent

Number 5 is jerry can in stroller

Number 6 is nks mum

>>212653

In Tony's goon tent

>>212654

Aboriginal picture enthusiast.

>>212568

I caught you watching anime with nofun though while nk came in wanking afterwards telling nofun "I'm coming for that sweet virgin asshole"

>>212657

Number 7 is the white abo touching the baby abos head in rama rama

Number 8 is the taxi gin pic with cum on face

Number 9 is nks refection in the max bid

Number 10 is craig

>>212656

Then she got used up and had to settle for craig

>>212658

The only gooktunes I've watched was dragon ball and dragonball z on cheez tv back in the 90s, and some other robot mecha suit thing that I forget the name of.

>>212661

But she cheated on Craig with Dan

>>212659

Got sum passion pop for those tits love, only 4 bucks at Dan's aye.

>>212662

That mecha anime was called Boku no Pico

You watched it with nofun

>>212666

Devil lies.

>>212664

Fuck they're whiter than me

I've got a big nose as well, could I claim to be an abo, also I might be part jew so if I pretend to be gay I could get all the scholarships

>>212667

Nevil dies

>>212656

If I had my PC I'd make some dardy oc outta pic 1

>>212663

Everyone cheats on Craig, that's why he has to work at liquorland

>>212671

He still raped me though

I believe my local 1st choice has their own Craig like character, he is a bit younger but looks rougher than Craig, next time I visit I will try and snap a photo of him and his name tag.

So in the great neetup who's brining goon

>>212673

>>212673

Phone is shit cuz, also stuck on prepaid internet

>>212675

Is called Nathan King and is 28 years old

Shires actual name is Shirley Baggins

>>212680

Delet this

What do fellow living alone NEETs think of having a parent knocking on your door at random one day?

I think it would be very unexpected and a breach of my privacy.

>>212682

I'd think something very bad has happened since I live hundreds of kms away

If they'd pop in they would obviously call

>>212682

>1st rule of neet life alone

Never answer the door

>2nd rule of neet life alone

Never answer the phone

>3rd rule of neet life alone

Never open your mail

>>212682

I want to live alone, the cheapest places I can find are studio apartments for around $230 a week

>>212682

My front door? I'd probably just assume they were nearby and decided to visit me, nothing bad about that.

>>212682

You only crave that privacy because of all the terrible things you do and only crave secrecy because you are burdened with shame and self-loathing.

Throw open those curtains. Unlock that door. Let the cleansing light inside.

>>212687

t. peeping tom neet

I'm crossing the Rubicon

Just watched Bohemian Rhapsody, not bad.

>>212673

Well bannered.

>>212690

I haven't seen it but I didn't like what I read about it.

>>212691

Not my finest work but thank you.

>>212692

I know a fair bit about Queen and it was a bit off but still wasn't bad imo.

Too hot to sleep and my alarm will go off in 6 hours. I'm going to be slow and cranky tomorrow.

>>212694

I tried to sleep but gave up and got back on the computer.

>>212695

I turned the aircon off about 20 mins ago and already the room's warm.

I better try and sleep, good night friends.

>>212697

Good night my friend.

Might go for a 7th wank

>>212699

A sad situation.

>>212700

Glorious situation

Morning

Nk you boong

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/true-stories/a-12yo-girl-has-given-birth-at-a-perth-hospital/news-story/1c016930c63587029220cd699772a7a5

Good morning friends. That cool breeze is very welcome.

>>212702

>>212704

Morning lads

Haven't slept a wink, might have some breakfast soon.

>>212707

I got about 4 hours, I feel like crap.

>>212706

Good lord.

we need to kill the sun. the sun needs to die.

Morning all.

Fuck this weather.

Ordinarily I would already be at work, but since some arsehole has organised a 9.00 - 4.30 meeting, I'm not going to rock up until 8.59.

>>212710

Woolies is 39 cents cheaper.

Does that Drakes Foodland have TV screens at the end of the isles? I designed and built that system.

>>212713

> I designed and built that system.

Cool, what field of work does that come under? Marketing?

>>212715

IT. There's a Raspberry Pi behind each screen that fetches isle information and scheduled advertising from a server.

>>212717

I never go near those advertising screens, I always assume they have hidden cameras in them spying on everyone

>>212714

NO NO NOOO

So are you guys going out tonight to party?

Time to wage, take care.

Only one more day of this, then three days more of the after hours phone, then four days of wage, then two days of catch up/freedom.

Rinse, repeat.

>>212721

>Living the dream

>>212720

no

>>212704

Good morning my friend.

>>212716

Hot.

>>212721

Have a nice day mate. See you when you get back.

>>212702

>>212705

>>212712

>>212724

Good morning NEETs.

What a hot and horrible night. I didn't get much sleep. I have the doors open trying to cool down the house but there is not much breeze out there.

I went and watered my vegetable garden again this morning. Gave them a good drink and another misting on the leaves. The sweetcorn and rockmelon were hardest hit. I am not sure they will recover. The watermelons should be okay.

>>212673

Would be too better on the "she's too tight" picture

>>212706

That's no goon tent though. Tones entered the sacred goon tent for a goon.

>>212727

Have a Zooper Dooper

Woke up thinking I'd wet the bed, now not sure if its piss or sweat

>>212720

I'll be going in tonight to neet party

>>212732

Premium lunch

>>212734

Bum rash God had forgotten you. We always hope he remembers later on.

I am back in from the power rack. Christ it was hot, sticky and hard out there. Had to force myself to do it.

The house is slowly cooling down but still way too hot. I feel awful. Tempted to go on an ice cream binge.

>>212741

I am too bulked already. I am trying for Jude Law Body 2019 but it gets further and further out of reach each day.

Morning neets. Slept in a bit late today I'm afraid. Today is one of those days when I'm genuinely grateful for air conditioning. How's the rest of australia going? Has melbourne burned down yet?

>>212740

Don't do that - get some gelato instead. Just feel the weight of a two litre tub of it - much more substantial

>>212745

Well julienned.

>>212745

Where's the beef?

>>212744

>gelato

Just water and skim milk. Not executive food at all.

>>212746

Thank you

>>212747

Na, no beef, this was a nice fresh crispy seafood salad with a sweet lime dressing

Fuck me it's hot. Think I'll have some beers to cool down

Fucking powers gone out

>>212754

surely the nofap contract has clauses for acts of god

>>212754

>what do I do now?

Have a wank +/ goon +/ binge.

>>212744

It's still mild in WA. Had some pretty weird weather this week

>>212754

Get right back on the horse mate and start nofap again.

>>212754

Did it lead to big cum?

>>212759

Some say Dan's superior goon prices are entirely motivated by a desire to never stop fucking aboriginals

It's come back on here. I guess the power company had to cut supply to your neighbourhood in order that mine could run all our aircons.

I might have a nap.

>>212764

Um, is Dan the woman in this?

>>212760

biggest cum, buckets were required

>>212758

I'm thinking of it, but in the meantime… see>>212756

>>212767

I do believe so, I think its a more metaphorical representation that she got DANNED

>>212762

So has mine

Too hot to have the 9th wank of the binge

Don't really want to go to work tonight

>>212769

that sounds pretty gay though

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-01-25/australia-day-indigenous-hero-launches-into-world-from-darwin/10746850

This could explain boong wizard's recent absence

>>212771

Congratulations! You going to exceed my wank binge.

>>212773

Sorry m8, but we need someone to generate the taxes to keep the virtual neet commune in goon and tendies. We'll be thinking of you. Really.

>>212778

But goon has taxes on it. Can we not just use this tax money to fund neetbux? It's a flawless and self sustaining system

>>212784

Unironically give up the goon, mate

Another week over and done with.

>>212788

Only a few thousand more to go

>>212742

It would be easier if judw law would get fat

>>212753

He'd piss in the beer if i did that

>>212759

I hope Dan didn't catch Craig's crabs

>>212792

What do you think we are?

>>212791

Dan doesn't make the Emu. I price match prices everywhere I go.

>>212794

white fellas being unable to resist the intoxicating pull of boong cunt is leading to whiter and whiter boongs over time

>>212794

They look pajeet

>>212796

Alas it is the nature of things. Hopefully I'll get the non-unna scholarship as it's more money. I've only got $15 to my name til Wednesday and I don't know what I'm going to eat or whether I should borrow money off my mate.

>>212798

buy a longneck and let it sort itself out

don't really do this

Goon and rice

>>212794

>tfw you tick the boong box

walked out of that meeting at 2.40 and went home lol

>>212803

i fuckin did cunt

>>212805

two. one 750ml glass of beer and one 750ml glass of wine.

>>212802

So your not going to the pub with work colleagues after work

>>212807

It's not that sort of place.

>>212808

Maybe an after work orgy?

>>212809

If I could pick half a dozen females that would be nice.

>>212810

Do you really think you have the stamina for that?

>>212811

They could take turns licking my ham flavoured lollipop.

>>212812

While you sit there pondering the universe and its mysteries?

>>212813

I'd stand. Makes it look longer. But yes.

>>212814

A wise and noble man, i hope your dream comes true.

>>212815

Thank you, friend.

messy aboriginal gang bang

super mario did a sloppy beer shit in the princess' castle and blamed it on teh goombas

>>212818

lol

>>212806

And a 750ml glass of scotch.

>>212821

That's my Saturday night.

Might have a water

Already on number 6 of this 10 pack of beer and its only 5pm

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-01-25/perth-stadium-condemns-its-ok-to-be-white-banner-at-big-bash/10750974

Which one of you was this?

>>212825

Cheesy, NK and that other one nobody remembers.

>>212824

Good work.

>>212824

You need to plan ahead next time.

>>212824

With a work ethic like this, nothing is beyond your reach.

>>212828

It's ok, I've got my emergency goon ready

>tfw moderately gooned

>>212832

I won't be happy until it's severe

Lets start freestylin over these sick beatz

yo yo yo

my name is weber

i like to bar-be-cue

and do a poo

my name is cruisey

i went for a drife

ran over a nigger

so i made her mah wife

>>212524

>heat

Top Kek my lad, it was -30 degrees Celsius earlier in my part of leafland.

You fuckers really are in opposite land.

possum here

working my rear

in the power rack

hope the neighbours

cant see my crack

>>212833

While I wont reach severe, I will be a tad over sufficient.

>>212836

that's literally 70oC difference

>>212836

I hear you guys have problems with abos too though. Some things never change

>>212839

mathneet

>>212841

I'm rappin at da moment

so it's MC Pythagorarse

A little bitta' Dan

And a 12 dollar fan

Keeps me cool, from the cunny grool

But you know what I want? Asian gee ef!

Thought I can't get that, coz of Craig and geoff!

I'm off mah tits cuz, takin hits cuz, pipes all day

Till cenno gives me pay

Then its goon again, no more slave pen

On the fuckin pissup and i'm on the neet geennnnn

>>212842

If we had this in musical form it may have helped us win the 8cup match last week

>>212840

I guess not everything can be opposite.

>>212843

sick rhymes brosef

>>212846

our prime minister is only 40% gay

>>212845

I hope you like plain rice

>>212848

>only 40% gay

>nickname perfectly rhymes with homo

Nah

>>212844

This, /strek/ won because their music was kino

Why /unna/ lost though is a mystery since Rama Rama is the shit

NEETrap should be banned.

>>212849

Payday on Wednesday. Might have to ask m80 for a loan.

>>212852

bannered*

>>212852

What about NEETspokenwordpoetry?

(I am an island, I am an isthmus!)

>>212850

It only takes 70% gay to be gay

40% gay is bi

>>212856

it's all about the bellend curve, hey statsNEET?

>>212853

Can't you ask a parentbot?

>>212852

NEETlife is unironically superior to all other forms of Australian rap unless if aboriginal sexual moans are rap in every way

>>212857

NK rhymes with Men Gay

>>212861

neet king rhymes with meat ring

Men turn Gay for NK

>>212862

Wheat Wing

>>212864

Seat Thing

>>212865

Treat Binge

Anyone itt depressed

>>212867

Anyone ITT not depressed

>>212867

Yeah a bit.

I think I'm going to take a significant break from abusing alcohol.

It's clouding my judgement and causing serious and unnecessary anxiety

Anyone itt refreshed

>>212871

Yeah a bit

>>212870

Have a wank

>>212870

We have heard it all before m80.

>>212856

If you're 1% homo you're 100% homo

>>212876

the skele-executive war was a gruesome affair

>>212879

That conflict is still ongoing, the skele insurgency still exists.

>>212880

The stalemate will end as soon as the executorial force can move away from their air conditioners and commence attacking

skele fucks r dead come winter

tfw watching alcholism recovery videos on youtube again while pouring goon cups

>>212881

Ah a winter offensive, the skeles should have taken that advantage during the summer.

>>212734

I probably got it from you to begin with.

>>212883

i can stop any time i want to

>>212883

Their accomplishments deserve to be toasted, neet

I have a 25 pack of chuppa chups, you can all have one, whether you ask nicely or not. Unlike some, I don't set unrealistic standards.

gone wire skeles to this

>>212888

i want a green one cunt

>>212887

kek

>>212737

Where are you heading?

>>212888

I would like two

>>212894

I would like 22 please.

>>212888

Hang on a minute, are you having a go at Zooper Dooper NEET?

>>212740

>hot, sticky and hard

>>212894

clean your keyboard mate

>>212894

semenkeyboardNEET

>>212745

>>212749

Very nice.

>>212899

I can't see it, I don't clean my screen.

>>212899

The most contested of all neet titles

>>212754

I expect to find lots of (You)'s

>>212903

I had a lapse last Friday/Saturday, but have been good since last Sunday. You can do it.

>>212903

(You) whore

>>212894

I like the cream ones. Cola ones are worst. Haven'

t had a chupa chup in 15 years.

>>212794

They are common yet elusive. Prime UNNA always feels just out of reach.