/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

Australia!

IS

A

QUEENSLAND IS BEST LAND

PLACE!

BRAP

>>309133

This is true. I got bullied by an 18 year old private school hapa at uni. I was 27 at the time.

>>309134

Might dust the cobwebs off the moto and go for a ride, that's if it starts.

Excellent Pepe.

>>309149

Sad.

This morning I transferred the $10.75 that was in my PayPal account to my bank account. I am praying it gets there before the weekend so I can buy a few NEET Treats.

>>309152

What NEET treats are you going to buy?

>>309153

I am in the mood for instant noodles. Maybe some chips and some chocolate too.

>>309154

Delightful.

>>309157

Nice

I haven't gone for a walk in a few days since I had my panic attack and decided to give uni a miss this term. I honestly thought I was past my retarded social anxiety bullshit but apparently I'm not.

I've decided that I'm just going to do a Bachelor of Arts and focus on a language as my major so I can move overseas. I've always had an interest in languages so maybe that will help me actually get through with a degree. Either that or I off myself.

>inb4 arts degree is toilet paper

I don't care anymore to be honest, I doubt I'll ever be earning the 50K+ to pay off my HECS fees anyway.

>>309159

The anxiety never really goes away tbh, you just learn to live with it, sometimes it will manifest in a full blown panic attack, same with depression.

What language are you going to learn?

>>309161

Not sure. If I go with Deakin then probably Spanish or Arabic.

Weekend soon bros

Fucking keen

>>309163

I'm going to start playing FF XII again soon. It's been over a day since I last played it and the longer I go the less likely it is I'll pick the game back up.

Cool

http://stock.mcas.com.au/used-bikes/for-sale/moto-guzzi/v7-classic-750/2015/926060

Hordes of wage cucks in melbourne

>>309160

>I don't care anymore to be honest,

Ask the ATO to send you more forms, they can be used as toilet paper to.

>>309171

How long you been waiting?

>>309172

5 minutes.

The neighbour still hasn't put the last fence panel in. I don't know what he is waiting for.

>>309174

A handy.

Cheesy here

Today I took a sickie from work because of my depression getting worse. Lately I've been thinking about leaving my job because of it. It's ironic because we had a guy that left a few months ago for the same reason.

>>309167

The language or the game?

>>309176

The game cobba

>>309176

What do you do?

>>309176

It didn't take long for the neet mindset to kick back in, huh?

>>309175

Through the fence?

I HATE FRANCE

>>309181

I am enjoying the consistency to these posts.

>>309182

I'm glad my red text posting is enjoyed by at least one person.

>>309176

On the path to NEETdom

>>309181

no you don't

>>309176

Stick at the job if you can Cheesy. Quitting won't make things better.

Meeting the american girl tonight, Gonna go bike shopping.

>>309187

very romantic

>>309187

RAPE HER

>>309187

Is this the girl that declared she wasn't interested in you at all?

>>309189

But it's getting low quality again, he will slide into her DMs very soon.

>>309190

She hasn't declared anything, i just think she doesn't. Anyway she has been a good friend so far.

>>309189

I could have, we slept in bushes far away form people, i dont want to though. Only dog cunts rape.

>>309193

Why the fuck did you sleep in a bush?

>>309194

>homeless

>>309178

I repair computers mainly and do some website maintenance.

>>309179

>>309184

It sure looks that way. I don't want to waste the time of my employer with constant absences due to being JUST'ed.

>>309186

It's arguable if it makes things better. I'm still not completely sure but I have been thinking about doing it a lot more lately.

>>309166

I'll be in docklands by 7 tonight

>>309196

Let me have your job.

>>309197

Good guess really gave it away didn't i.

DRAKES IGA

Docklands hapa pussy party!

Dicklands hapa tranny party!

Webby have you ever ridden a motorcycle?

>>309206

I haven't.

>>309206

I've ridden pillion when my father had one when I was a child.

I've also puttered around on a little one with an automatic clutch as a teenager.

Why?

>>309208

I've ridden your father before.

>>309209

Rude

>>309207

>>309208

how many webers do we have?

>>309210

How? We both had a good time.

>>309208

>Why?

I was just imagining you riding through that traffic jam the other day and having enough time to throw a rock at that bogan.

>>309213

LOL. I'm unco enough I'd have ended up in the drink with him.

The cops wouldn't have been able to get their cars out into the traffic to catch a motorcyclist though.

Need bolt cutters delivered to docklands

Webby should get a big Harley CVO Road Glide

Need condoms delivered to docklands

>>309215

I hope you get that chastity belt off.

>>309217

>>309218

>>309198

Why would you want it? There was a time when I found it enjoyable but now I find everything completely pointless.

>>309217

Already got sum playa

>>309220

Nigga I need money!

>>309220

have you tried having a wank?

Going to bed early tonight. Good night NEETs.

>>309222

You potential on the streets can collect fortunes.

>>309224

good night senior citizen neet

>>309224

Goon night.

>>309224

night

>>309224

Nighty night

might get a garlic bread

>>309230

Get five more.

>>309230

>a

hm

Might have a beg and hope a rich cougar comes and saves me, the pretty boy homeless stud.

>>309233

What if she makes you do degrading things?

>>309234

I'll just degrade her worse

>>309233

You could have a home if you removed your genital biases

Looking forward to having a wank

garlic bread wank

>>309238

have one right now

On the lookout for homeless poo wankers tonight

Might buy one a sausage roll

>>309240

no

>>309241

Are you actually coming to docklands?

>>309244

One day.

One year today since my dog died.

>>309246

RIP Dog.

>>309246

Have a wank while thinking about puppers, for old timeys sake

Welp, it happened again my fellow NEETs. bent over to pick something up and tore the ass of my pants The frequency of this is getting kind of annoying. Only was able to get 3 wears out of them.

>>309249

hot

>>309249

fug

>>309249

You kinky bitch

>>309249

Though it was Monk getting sacked again for a moment.

>>309249

just buy 4xl and your problem is sorted

>>309253

Nah. I may get sacked for wearing shorts to work if this keeps happening though.

>>309249

quite an executive sized problem.

MC Dick Flavour is in da house!

>>309243

I'm almost at Burnley now

Would be bad if the cumdies ripped too.

>>309246

Have a drink to celebrate their life tonight, RIP doggo.

>>309259

They come with their own glue.

>>309254

They were 40 inch waist.

>>309261

Reinforced polymer-protein gusset.

>>309249

You haven't broken them - you've just broken them in. Now it's time to wear them proudly and publically, and remind the world that chink clothing is no match for a real man.

>>309253

I'm doin quite well so far

Bummer about my tax return tho

Can't believe I didn't use my old apartment to fuck chicks, I suffer in the shed.

>>309266

I won $66 though

>>309266

you fuckin boogley eyed blue haired bitch

>>309267

You could holiday in Monk's shed.

>>309268

lol

>>309269

An experience of a lifetime.

>>309264

They weren't even chink sizes. It was my 78cm thighs and big ass The waist was even a few inches too large. I had to really tighten the belt.

Thick NEETs

>>309272

I find that rather arousing, I could just slip a finger right inbetween the cheeks

>>309274

Smelly

>>309258

Whats the neetup spot?

>>309262

Just pretend they're 40 inch boobs and fondle them.

Large NEETbottoms

>>309280

I do frequently. I have nice large, hard thighs.

>>309282

>>309277

>>>/k/684722

What the fuck is this? Is this one of you?

>>309285

Could it be our new DSP NEET?

>>309287

Let yo nutz hang

>>309285

what the hell

>>309287

Shit catchers

>>309287

I'd just skip them and get a kilt instead.

>>309285

>It’s like a crack pipe.

>>309282

posteriors

prolapsed neet rectum

communal neet rectum

>>309295

Hot!

>>309297

Say you're a tranny.

>>309286

I can't see any cum stains on his trackies.

>>309298

I am no tranny ya wee cunt!

I AM A SCOT

>>309301

>>309301

You're a fucking larper. Stop pretending to be something other than Australian. Unlike the Americans that larp as other nationalities, there is nothing shameful about being Australian.

Where you at neeto?

>>309302

all whites are larping as australian unna

>>309304

Have you got your chastity belt on?

>>309305

Gay

>>309305

if you split the kilt you really will be in trouble

>>309307

Yes daddy

nigger titties

>>309309

I don't think it is possible. It is a beautiful thing!

>>309305

>skirt and a handbag

At least wear the knife and do it properly.

>>309310

small peepee

boong mammaries

>>309313

with a big enough bum anything is possible

Just near Flinders hobo

>>309318

Coming there now, i have a backpack on obvious as fuck

ASD sent me an email.

>>309319

I'm heading off to a date. I'll be done around 9 and then meeting a mate for beers

I will let you know

>>309320

what does this symbolise?

>>309319

Get him to take a picture of your wanked poo for us to verify this meeting.

>>309321

You have been a good boy?

>>309323

NK's lust for Dan.

>>309322

Ahh true, rape you later then.

>>309326

Of course.

They were letting me know about a certain security vulnerability.

>>309330

I told them to give my regards to flabby thighs.

>>309331

They'll be onto us now m8.

>>309332

This is a cold war, m80.

>>309149

Hapa woes

>>309333

This would be me.

Poor Shitney, his Hapa dreams ruined.

>>309328

How long you here for? Will buy you a beer this weekend if not tonight

>>309302

There is nothing shameful about traditional Australian culture. Modern MultiCult Australian is shameful.

>>309249

You need to bend with your knees. You want to squat down on your haunches, not bend over like you are ready to take a cock.

>>309339

Unna culture best culture

Thicc juicy NEET haunches

>>309341

The most traditional Australian there is.

>>309342

It's not gay if it's Dan.

>>309345

Radical traditionalists, just like Julius Evola.

>>309337

Im gonna be here for about a week, also i dont drink.

Ride the Kanga - A Survival Guide for Unnas of the Soul

>>309348

Not even beer?

>>309134

Going to help Nan move shit again.

>>309351

'sup bitch

Good evening NEETs.

>>309351

Shouldn't you be in the ACT?

>>309051

I think it's unnatural.

>>309354

Evening'

>>309352

Good job.

>>309353

Just going for a comfy Friday night ride GOONAFUN PLUSSED

>>309356

Noice

>>309350

Nope

>>309355

>>309355

Fuck no unless it's Jarvis Bay.

>>309361

Hey Shire taking any motorised vehicles out this weekend ?

>>309160

Do it. Arts degrees are a foot in the door then you can work the rest out later.

Good luck.

>>309364

Might take the Yammie out for a hoon.

>>309064

Marry her and convert

>>309363

Are you on a field posting?

>>309366

I will expect nothing less than redline.

>>309176

That's not ironic and not a good idea.

>>309083

>maintenance free.

There'll still be maintenance

>>309370

Haven't ridden her in a while, weather has been too shit, will give a good italian tune up, hope the battery isn't flat.

>>309369

This sounds a bit angry, mate.

>>309216

That would suit him.

>>309101

Get into a hobby like woodwork and then sell your wares to yuppies.

>>309224

Night.

>>309121

Do what Shire says >>309124

>>309374

Just appreciate the album art work.

>>309376

>wood work

hot

>>309244

I've lost my ticket.

>>309266

You told me, I did win.. sort of.

>>309282

Clad in stretchy latex

>>309302

> there is nothing shameful about being Australian

Except culturally imposing pants on executive NEETs

>>309385

https://www.instagram.com/p/B0FMDHgAPVU/

>>309373

>Weather has been shit

Yep it's been shite

> flat battery

A high probability best put it on charge right now overnight a

Not a fan of the chicken breast / risotto / vegetables meal. The chicken is too dry

>>309383

Classy

>>309390

>>309389

> risotto

Triggered. I hate risotto. Aged care food.

>>309389

Go and tell them.

I’ve ran out of dex

>>309394

Poor planning.

>>309391

impressive fingering

>>309388

I actually don't have a trickle charger, have a jump starter in the car, but if worse comes to worse I'll just run her up the driveway and dump the clutch in 2nd gear.

>>309394

I'm the same with Nuro…. it seems the fun police won.

I saw the MILF EAP today, I was set to talk to her for half an hour (that's how long my appointment was) everyone else did theirs in like 20 mins. I was in with her for just under three hours. Was pretty helpful getting some of the stuff off my chest. She's pretty cool.Works in all sorts of places like corrections and with what used to be called criminally insane (I forget what term they use now). I explained my business model of a functional business and how none of the people there now would make the cut.

Got the after hours phone this weekend. Fun times.

>>309399

Can we call you on the after hours phone?

>>309399

Was there any flirting?

>>309401

Good question, I forgot to ask.

>>309400

I usually wait until he's getting intimate with the misso. The dial it and start grunting.

>>309397

> no trickle charger

Just find an old Wall wart \ power supply that puts out 12v and cut the plug off and strip the wires off … unless it's dead flat it will give it a nice regulated charge of 0.5 - 1A overnight …

>>309391

Lovely

>>309399

Always good to get stuff off your chest

>>309403

Nothing like a little neet orgy on friday night.

>>309401

Dont make Possum jealous.

>>309403

Lifeline NEET?

>>309404

Nah fuck that

I dislike how the news sites say in a headline "Such and such celebrity posted a nude photo to Instagram overnight" and then you read the story and it turns out the "nude" photograph was them naked but not actually showing anything. Concealed strategically behind things. that is not a nude!

>>309395

>>309398

I’m not sure I can make it to the pharmacy before 9pm

>>309410

Buy a chink charger … they are $10 and can't fuck up a simple lead acid and can usually pull 6-10 amps

>>309414

What's wrong with him push starting it and charging it on a nice ride?

>>309413

The magically scalloped neck.

>>309412

There is always time for Dan…

>>309414

My bike has one of them new fangled lithium batteries, it will probably be alright though, I've gone 3 months without riding it and it cranked over before, might take a couple of goes to start.

>>309415

I am certified to charge helicopter Lead Acid and NiCad I know batteries

They like slow charging and stressing them out just ruins the plate chemistry …

Ye olden music

>>309418

Lithium.. say no more you are good then. LIthium is happiest being stored for long periods at 50%

>>309419

Funny thing, I'm qualified by Toyota to work on Prius NiMH battery cells still don't like working on them though

Wanked dogs at footscray

I forgot to mention I had a really good experience with a US company yesterday.

>>309422

I top my lead-acid batteries up with sniff.

>>309420

>>309425

Does it give them an extra boost?

>>309425

I wank into mine

>>309427

It goes with a bang.

>>309428

Probably a bad idea because semen is a base and not an acid.

>>309429

It must be juicy.

>>309424

you got free stuff?

I am watching Edge of Tomorrow. About half way through. I wasn't expecting this Groundhog Day plot.

I don't like how Tom Cruise has fallen in love with the woman. She is a cold-hearted cunt with no redeeming features. Average looks.

>>309428

>>309432

Had a chicken breast then six weet-bix for din dins.

>>309432

I purchased a Shubb S5 capo for my banjo from a local seller the other week.

It arrived yesterday and even with the adjustment screw wound all the way out was a bit tight on my banjo neck.

I emailed the company last night and asked if I was doing something wrong and said the model banjo I had.

Woke up this morning to an email from the company owner asking for my address and said he was sending a new prototype free of charge.

I asked if he wanted the one I have back or some money and he said no.

>>309433

Speaking of Tom Cruise, did you see the preview for the new Top Gun? might go and see it.

>>309435

Is that a diet meal?

>>309426

Good flute work

>>309438

The weetbix makes the protein slide out easier.

>>309437

You didn't do your catchup.

>>309433

Emily Blunt, I love her in everything she has done

>>309438

Not intentionally. I just had chicken breasts I needed to cook but no veggies to steam and I was still hungry so I had some weet-bix.

>>309436

That is good service.

>>309442

she's not bad, ey?

>>309441

Did a half hearted one in the last thread.

>>309444

I was impressed. They had nothing to do with the ebay purchase, but were happy to take me at my word.

Capos are their sole business since the 70s or something.

>>309400

I would prefer if you didn't.

>>309448

grunt grunt

Snarling beastly NEETs

This was the guy that emailed me.

>>309449

I put you on loud speaker and we wank to your grizzly voice.

>>309452

I consent!

>>309401

A little, she called me babe a couple times.

>>309411

You are falling for their tricks.

>>309439

When are we going to get a vocaroo of fluteNEET?

>>309441

The EAP said I should limit my time here to half an hour per day.

>>309456

he promised us when his roomate(s) were out he would and he never did

>>309457

We'll need a janitor then.

I nominate NK.

>>309457

Did you tell her about the wanked poo?

>>309457

Sound advice.

>>309460

He'd probably take it seriously and put in a lot of effort like he did with that house report thingo

>>309457

You'll be eternally catching up

finally have to become a wagey after a decade of blissful neetdom. how hard is it to work security? any qualifications required?

>>309458

Some NEETs are just in it for themselves.

>>309463

We can only hope. He's our special boong.

>>309461

I didn't but I explained this site and why it's an evil thing. She made hand gestures and mentioned the dark net.

>>309468

>and why it's an evil thing

Why is that?

>>309468

Did you tell her about our aboriginal activism?

>>309465

You'll need a cert in security, takes about a week. Also, not a lot of work in it from what I hear.

>>309469

Well I said that you can't get on without changing your dns or a vpn. I had to explain why.

>>309464

Feels that way anyway.

>>309470

Not yet unna.

>>309472

Does that sort of thing make you feel special? Like you an initiate of secret knowledge? As if you are part of something that lifts you above the rest of society?

>>309475

I am not who you are replying to, but it makes me feel closer to Webby.

>>309475

>>309352

Don't forget to bring the weber home.

>>309475

I hope he didn't tell her about the council.

>>309475

I am who you are replying to. Yes, it makes me feel closer to Webby.

>>309478

Cheers, I would've probably still will forgot.

>>309479

We will be having a special guest next Thursday, I asked her to bring her own vinyl gloves. I said they were for her own protection.

>>309482

no grils aloud

>>309475

Next you'll ask if he is aroused by his mother

>>309484

We all know the answer to that.

When do I get my special gloves?

>>309482

Hmmm

>>309486

BYOG

For safety purposes, please ensure that all gloves are powder and latex free.

>tfw thinking about driving gloves now

got called into work at 3pm. Said they didnt need me cause they filled the spot. Then got called into work at 4pm and asked me to work. Would have said no but i need to money. Almost couldnt afford a diet coke from mcdees after work

Just wanting a nice gooning

>>309489

tfw you mix up the driving gloves and the diving gloves

>>309489

When you find some let me know.

>>309490

Go into Craig's and grab one. Throw some coins at Craig and you'll be right.

>>309489

There are also driving moccasins.

>>309494

Gloves can be multipurpose, why the shoes?

>>309495

unna should get his tv aerial fixed

>>309497

rich wankers I guess

>>309499

although driving gloves aren't multipurpose

they're aerated and designed purely for steering wheel and shifter grip

Do you NEETs have preferred shoes for driving in? I like to wear one pair better than others.

>>309500

Can't they be used to hide your prints and to slap hoes with?

>>309502

I guess so?

>>309501

I don't like driving in work boots because I can't feel the pedals as well but other than that I'm not a fussy neet

>>309501

I prefer my sneakers. My dress shoes and steel cap boots work, but I am aware of them the whole time, if that makes sense?

Good evening neets and wagies

How time flies, I haven't been here since the lame attempt at blocking 8ch after the NZ happening. Setting up Google DNS was too much effort and so I just stopped using the internet for a while.

I'm still wagecucking and uni starts in around a week. I hope you've all been well.

>>309506

I agree, he would like fine.

>>309508

Goon evening.

SIMPLY THE BEST ….

>>309507

We share a site with some truly special people

>>309510

It would be goon evening to you too, only I stopped drinking a while back. Maybe I can still wish you a goon evening and just have to politely refuse your offer?

>>309513

Goon is an express pathway to the shed.

>>309508

Hello dear NEET. Nice to have you back.

>>309508

Hello

>>309508

if it's your first night back you have to eat da poopoo

>tfw looking up the shrink

>>309514

i think that was oaties rather than goon

that and bum warts

>>309518

Keep your pants on.

Had one wank in the last 10 days

>>309518

For a phone consultation, one NEET would enjoy that wank?

>>309521

Well done.

>>309521

that's a long wank

>>309523

Wasn't even trying not to.

>>309516

>>309515

Thanks neets, it's good to be back. I'm not sure anyone would remember me but I went by the name nzneet way back. Has anyone overhauled their life in the past six months I've been away? Any tasty neet drama?

>>309521

Wank surplus

>>309521

What's your wank interest rate, asking for a mate?

>>309526

Oh shit I was just thinking about you the other day. Your tales of personal woe were always good to read.

>>309526

NK is a normal fag now

>>309526

I have to report some very disappointing news that the frequency of poo pictures has decreased.