/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

RIP to the NEETs stuck in the old thread.

SA is best A

I have got some microwave pasta cooking. Used a jar of Leggos sauce. "Marinara" it called itself. It is new.

Still watching these old Ninja Warrior episodes.

Got stuck in the old thread. Thanks guys.

Watch this quietly disappear from the news:

https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/dozen-arrested-after-british-tourist-allegedly-raped-in-cyprus-resort-town/news-story/ad00234fd949b0b22eb8e4471d309ce7

>>308393

> Leggos sauce. "Marinara"

How did the sauce that goes with seafood taste?

I had a much more comfortable poo today after eating more fiber yesterday.

Has AutismProjectNEET posted since the day he was booted out of home?

>>308401

I heard he was raped to death in the showers at a Salvation Army Hostel.

Neets just got an sms from a number I don't know telling me a paypal payment (which I made) has been marked as suspicious, and to reply with 1 if it's ok. My phone has marked this as a potential fraud. Never seen this before - is there any possible problem I can get into by replying '1' to an sms?

>>308403

Just ignore it.

>>308404

But what if it's legit and paypal reverses the transaction, pissing off the merchant I just purchased from?

>>308403

same thing happened to me, it turned out it was from the bank, i would call them

>>308400

Best bet is just to start moving and seeing if you are physically feel fine. I have those days and a lot of the time it is that I am feeling run down and it is a sign for me to take it easier than normal.

>>308401

Probably moved back home or is still living in his car.

>>308406

Just to be clear - I did make the purchase on paypal it's referring to. I'm just surprised by the text. Anyway, I couldn't see anyway to get scammed by replying '1', so I did.

>>308409

> '1'

That is all they need to steal your wanks

>>308398

It was disappointing. Sauce had an unpleasant white wine flavour.

>>308411

Needed a dash of bleach.

>>308411

It normally is eaten with seafood to complement the flavour of the seafood. I have never heard of it being eaten without seafood.

>>308412

No you mean Condy's crystals, they are 2 totally different things

>>308411

There's a really excellent sauce you can buy in a jar for tuna bakes, which I haven't had in years because I just tend to binge eat it. I can't remember it's name. Bechamel? Something like that.

>>308415

>because I just tend to binge eat it

Eating just the sauce or eating it with something?

>>308409

>Can't get scammed just by sending a text

Ok, it turns out their are things called premium sms numbers that you get charged extra for sending a text to. I still think it's a minor scam compared to central banking

I was stuck in the old thread like the retard that I am. That's the second time in a row it's happened, can I achieve a trifecta?

>>308417

It's too intense to eat just out of the jar although I've done that anyway

>>308409

You should have googled the phone number and seen if it came up on any scamwatch sites.

>>308415

im the same with wraps… i just tend to binge eat them by themselves when im hammered so i dont buy them anymore

>>308419

i got stuck too

>>308423

I feel worse knowing I was stuck there like you.

>>308423

That is no surprise.

Also wondering about autism project neet

>>308424

>>308424

>>308424

>>308421

Did so. Worryingly I'm getting mixed evidence, some people saying it's a genuine paypal number, the others saying it's a scam possibly with caller id faked by the scammers.

>>308425

to be fair i did pop out and get a new computer and did a food shop….

>>308429

Did you get a mac?

>>308429

How many lamb roasts did you buy?

>>308400

Ass smoothie?

>>308430

No my XEON server / NAS shat itself during the moving house debacle ..

managed to score a thermaltake case powersupply and X58 mobo for free where i did WFTD

>>308433

I marked you as a mac fag, at least there's that.

>>308431

None still got a roast in the freezer… bought plenty of apples kale coffee and pizzas and brie cheese though :)

anyways im off for a coffee and to see if i can get this fucker to boot later neetos

Neeeeeed a durry

>>308436

You do not. Go for a walk.

>>308434

Mac fags use iOS… my 3 macbooks all are just /grub/debian/swap and if i need windows its inside a VM

I just had a wank, now I'm going for a piddle.

>>308440

That is the correct order.

>>308418

You can disable premium SMS/MMS on Telstra and I am guessing most carriers. I have done so on my prepaid plan. It stops me from receiving the messages since they cannot bill Telstra.

>>308419

>>308423

I completely lost track of what post number we were at. Then I made and post that told me the thread ended so I moved on.

>>308426

It's probably Escort project now.

>>308428

If you are not responding with any personal information back and nothing about you is personally displayed they do not have much to go on. They will only know that this number is in use and they can send more crap to you.

>>308439

>That they were shaped by forces outside of their control, like all of us?

I go with this perspective, it is both their control and environmental influences. In my circumstances, I doubt I would have done any better in those circumstances with those environmental influences but perhaps made some better choices. I don't know though. I do feel it is best to move on.

Just put my second ever cake I made into the oven. Making a honey cake again, this time I replaced the white flour with wholemeal and added some vanilla essence and cinnamon.

>>308447

Looking forward to the pictures mate.

>>308448

I think I'll volunteer myself as the baker for the NEET compound.

>>308446

>best to move on

I just find it hard to be around them. They act all innocent and I just want to scream.

>>308449

Enjoy making garlic bread for somebody mutliple times per day.

>>308451

I'll make it in bulk.

>>308452

I need it fresh and I am very critical.

>>308453

Then taste my garlicky farts as I squirt them into your mouth.

>>308454

Vile

Board room is looking very fashionable again.

She is very happy with my progress and keeps coming to my desk to tell me stuff instead of messaging me.

Potential sacking for workplace misconduct on the books boys

>>308457

Get her sacked and take her job.

>>308457

Suck her dick.

>>308459

Don't neglect her balls.

>>308457

Ask if she likes garlic bread.

>>308461

She probably prefers garlic naan.

>>308462

I'm not sure if the actual poojies like garlic naan. They seem to use it as a shovel for their rice and slop, rathern than savouring it as a standalone item like we do.

>>308464

Do the retards even use eating utensils?

>>308463

Bigotry, executive-shaming, hatred. Fat is beautiful.

>>308465

They use the non-wiping hand to eat with. True story.

>>308465

In a restaurant you'll see them use a spoon to assist with the bread shoveling, but at home they pick up handfuls and stuff it in their mouths. Even when using communal bowls.

>>308450

Oh it took me a long time to come to my conclusions. There was a period in which I hate them and every decision they made irritated me. I think getting the feelings out and talking about them to another family member (someone else) helped me moved on.

>>308460

>>308459

Thoughtful NEETs.

>>308471

Looks good. What's the verdict?

I am all out of Ninja Warrior episodes to watch. All caught up.

>>308472

Tastes nice. Might add a little more cinnamon and vanilla essence next time. I don't add icing or anything since I want to keep it healthy-ish, which is why I don't use sugar either. It's going to become a standard sweet treat for me to replace the unhealthy ones.

>>308471

Is that cooked all the way through? You know the trick about inserting a skewer and seeing if it comes out clean?

>>308475

It came out clean.

>>308473

Time to go for a walk start training?

I need to do some cooking but I feel too lethargic.

>>308390

Uh oh. Are they allowed to check my anus for subversive literature now?

>>308477

I could tell that was a walk not a wank by the thinness of the spoiler.

>start training?

If I was 10 years younger and 40kg lighter.

>>308476

Hot.

>>308482

Have you been there this whole time?

>>308471

That hand looks fat and well fed.

Is flabby thighs a dyke because she was raped?

>>308480

>I could tell that was a walk not a wank by the thinness of the spoiler.

I'll add a space next time to bulk it up.

>>308480

>>308486

>If I was 10 years younger and 40kg lighter.

The training could be to lose some weight.

>>308463

People are always demanding truth-in-advertising. They finally get it, and are they happy? Of course not.

>>308484

I am and I am.

>>308487

He'd have to give up garlic bread. Not worth it.

>>308488

Ungrateful fat cunts. Never satisfied with a kind gesture.

>>308485

She was raped? By a Homo Aborigis? Or a Homo Nigris?

>>308492

She probably got CRAIGED.

>>308485

Who?

Fatso Nuro was raped by life and has been self-medicating to deal with the trauma ever since. But now that he has found /ausneets/ we will get him back on track.

>>308439

Everyone hates their parents given enough time. It doesn't matter what they do or don't do. That is why traditionally, human children left their parent's house after puberty around 14 years old.

Nature.

>>308496

I love my mummy, now I miss her. I found some of her old report cards yesterday while going through my boxes.

>>308494

neuro.

>>308497

Well, yes you can still love them if you got enough independence before the resentment set in hard. Or after enough recovery time away from them. Can take a good 10 years in many cases.

>>308498

>nuro

>dyke

I'm sure HE is.

>>308439

My dad is dead. Mummybot was an abusive bitch, physically and emotionally. I hate them both. I'll probably mellow out but I'm never allowing mummybot back into my life.

>>308497

>her old report cards

Did you used to grade her on her cooking?

>>308493

Hot.

>>308502

She did actually get good marks for her home ec classes.

>>308501

And sometimes they were just terrible people like Rodney Dangerfield's mom.

Different type of hate in that situation.

I won $12 on the lotto.

Might parlay the winnings into a ticket for tonight's $110 million Power NEETball.

>>308504

Home ec was my best subject.

>>308504

A mummybot in training.

HORNY

>>308509

Control yourself.

>>308509

#MeToo

>>308511

I'LL FUCK YOUR ASS TOO HARD IS WHAT I'LL DO

>>308512

NEET ORGY

>>308513

No fat NEETs.

>>308514

So a 0 person orgy.

>>308511

>>308509

>>308512

>>308513

>>308515

bit rude tbh

>>308517

Rude but true.

>>308517

EXECUTIVE NEET ORGY TIME

>>308519

vile

>>308520

BOONG PROSTITUTES FOR ALL

>>308520

YOU NEED TO PUT CAPS LOCK ON IF YOU'RE GOING TO RED TEXT POST YOU DUMB CUNT

>>308521

>The budget version of the neet compound

No fat gook milf hookers, not even factory reject sex robots, just unna

>>308523

>>308517

>>308525

IF YOU'RE GOING TO RED TEXT THEN RED TEXT PROPERLY

>>308526

>>308522

All you had to do was plug it in and switch it on.

>>308528

Gotta pose with daddy's soldering iron.

Boiling four eggs, gotta maintain those smelly farts.

>>308526

That monitor feels like it will start a cascade of horror. It falls, bumps some shit below moving towards the tower, the tower is bumped just enough and slam it all comes tumbling down.

"Rembertus Cornelis Beerepoot and Fanny Alida Beerepoot faced Hobart Supreme Court this week owing almost $930,000 in income tax and other accrued charges. Mr Beerepoot told the court taxation is a form of ownership, which doesn’t rest with the Commonwealth of Australia."

https://www.news.com.au/national/courts-law/judge-orders-tasmanian-family-to-pay-23-million-tax-after-they-refused-citing-gods-will/news-story/74d55622d07b69d14b127e7143514438

>>308533

>In 2017, the pair had their property at Mole Creek in northern Tasmania auctioned by council after refusing to pay about $3,000 worth of rates because they said the land belonged to God.

What a pair of clowns.

>>308528

>>308529

imagine being an armchair faggot…

my graphics card from the other machine needed soldering and my keyboard charger cradle got damaged in the move and needed soldering and new cable spliced in … you are fucking insufferable

>>308535

You are not being a good sport.

>>308536

Be a little nicer to him.

>>308535

How many layers is the graphics card circuit board? What layer were you soldering?

HORNY

>>308535

>you are fucking insufferable

Takes one to know one.

>>308538

chipped pci e contact and fan cable

Granddad bought a bunch of plain chicken wings. Not sure what I want to do with them in the slow cooker.

>>308542

I am not sure the slow cooker is the best way to cook wings.

>>308542

Slow cookers are for jews, not wings.

>>308543

I'm using them to make a soup or stew buddy.

>>308545

Too much fat content. Poor choice.

>>308546

Flavour.

>>308544

Have a wank

>>308547

Too much of a good thing…

Shire you boong.

https://www.news.com.au/technology/innovation/motoring/on-the-road/home-mechanic-gets-nabbed-making-dodgy-modifications/news-story/2e658bf31668b32bd5660f7787c8b826

>>308550

:crying:

>>308550

You are blending in with those normies mate, well done.

>>308553

He needs to send her the egg plant emojie

>>308555

Quality Pepe.

>>308557

I should have searched a bit harder for the original.

>>308558

You did good NEET.

>>308559

>>308551

I still haven't received anything in my new letter box yet.

>>308562

Ima shit in it

I want an Arab cutie to deflower.

I want an Arab cutie to deglove.

I want an Arab cutie to degrease.

I want an Arab cutie to deguass.

I want an Arab cutie to brutally ass rape.

Thread killed by inexplicable no context posting of a full kitchen nightmares episode

>>308551

>>308559

Welp

>>308526

I like the little NK icon just visible on the laptop screen to the left.

>>308559

A REAL bush mechanic would've wired up a mains powered centrifugal fan with 400 metres of extension cable.

>>308572

Top shelf NEET art.

>>308535

>you are fucking insufferable

<says nuro

>>308570

It's a good show, all the context you need you boong.

HORNY

BOONGS

NEAR

(YOU)

I fucked up my deadlifting and now my back hurts.

>>308581

I would massage you if I was there.

Think I'll screw the tinder girl Tonight. Feel a little guilty about it, maybe promiscuity isn't for me

The Morals of Marcus (1915) (Lost)

The White Pearl (1915) (Lost)

The Wood Nymph (1916) (Lost)

Diplomacy (1916) (Lost)

The Heart of Nora Flynn (1916) (Extant)

Common Ground (1916) (Extant; British Film Institute)

The Lash (1916) (Lost)

Oliver Twist (1916) (Lost)

Lost and Won (1917) (Extant; Library of Congress)

Castles for Two (1917) (Extant; Library of Congress)

Heart's Desire (1917) (Extant; Library of Congress)

12.10 (1919)

Midnight Gambols (1919) (Lost)

The Mysterious Princess (1920) (Lost)

Little Sister (1921) (Lost)

The Stronger Passion (1921) (Lost)

Sister Against Sister (1923) (Lost)

Sally Bishop (1924) (Lost)

Depressing how many Marie Doro films were lost.

STILL HORNY

>>308582

>massage

*Turkey Slap

>>308582

I would masturbate you if I was there

>>308583

When are we getting that sex video?

>>308588

Post pictures of her feet if they are nice.

>>308584

What hipster bullshit are you talking about?

>>308590

Would chew on those toe nails.

>>308593

(hide) (hide) (hide)

>>308593

>All the Marie Doro films that were lost.

There all on the secret channel with the Lord of the Rings movies

>>308595

suck on those

20 minutes bros

>>308593

Literally couldn't care less about some dead bitch.

Kek

>>308596

>on the secret channel

I will only accept that with the appropriate pepe.

>>308598

I'd put a log in your boiler

>>308600

And no one cares about you.

>>308559

Awesome

>>308601

>>308606

I care about you.

>>308606

Aw diddums.

I like how spoiler images is off but they still come up as spoilered. At least a few years ago I could complain directly to the cripple responsible.

>>308610

That's good. Is she someone you know or just a random webm you got off the internet?

>>308605

lovely?

wrote Ebba Akerlund along the 12 o'clock rail of his first rifle used in a certain event in NZ.

>>308617

T@rrant that is. Fucking word filter on it.

>>308617

He's a hero.

>>308620

*tips fez*

>>308620

Piss off and die you worthless sack of shit.

What if monk ends up getting date raped by this chick?

Forgot to take my dex yesterday and feeling extremely slow today

>>308624

Fine by me

>>308624

It will make for an even hotter video.

>>308605

Do you feel the fabric on your pants often, I would.

Starting to really consider this video.

Might start with a sex vocaroo

>>308613

>tfw I watched them all

They were good.

>>308613

This episode is among my favourate. In the unedited one he swears *fuck* after he eats the entree it is perfect.

>>308629

Yes yes yes

>>308617

> wrote Ebba Akerlund

God bless Father.

>>308627

CALIENTE!

>>308629

>>308634

>>308616

Is that Karen in the shorter one near the bottom.

SMELLY EGG FARTS

>>308636

Looks like after she left here she became radicalised. Sad.

I'M A MASSIVE FAGGOT PLEASE FUCK MY FACE

>>308639

>>308634

>>308638

>she

Took me 1 hour 45 to get home. Some fuckwit caused a 5 car pile-up and ended up standing on the roof of his car in the wetlands.

>>308643

Did anyone die?

On the upside, Mummybot left me some treats before she returned to her home.

>>308643

hopefully everyone is ok

What the fuck is with all these restaurants on Kitchen Nightmares and putting raw and cooked meats together?

>>308644

Most important question.

>>308644

Not that I am aware of. Pity somebody hadn't killed the driver that caused it.

>>308645

Dan treats?

>>308649

You could have.

>>308647

These are the nastiest of the nasty bunch. They are often investigated before hand and would be the absolute worst ones.

>>308650

No.

A block of Dark Maltesers chocolate and some Mr Kipling chocolate slice finger things.

>>308651

Making a difference one person at a time.

>>308653

Diabeetus.

>>308652

It's fucking disgusting beyond belief.

>>308657

Death is likely if you attended any of those restaurants.

>>308656

I didn't ask for it.

>>308659

Iz just joke. You have a good mummybot though, look after her. Make sure to hug her and tell her you love her often.

>>308653

>Mr Kipling

Tried some of these found them stale.

>>308662

>>>308653

>>Mr Kipling

>Tried some of these found them stale.

YES CHEF

>>308645

Is Mummybot still planning that 3 week stay next month?

>>308665

Yes.

>>308666

That's a lot of sex.

>>308666

Is she feeling dissatisfied with her life on the coast?

Why do people name their daughters Lexi?

>>308670

Lexi?

>>308669

So they will grow up to be sexy.

>>308670

Congratulations mate. You've made it.

>>308670

you are a true neet

>>308673

>You've made it.

Not quite, still have to wait a couple weeks for my dsp to finish processing then Ill be out of me nans house, plus the back pay is going to be nice since I put the claim in months ago

>>308668

No, she just has a few things to do down here.

A couple of those are for me too, namely looking after my cat/house while I'm in Melbourne in late August and also when I have eye surgery in mid-August.

>>308675

Has your DSP claim been approved?

>>308677

Pretty much, the last thing they needed was a letter from my psychiatrist showing that I'm unable to work due to mental illness, I went in because it was taking forever and the lady said it was because of an error with the claim. It all got resolved and they were satisfied with the letter pretty much saying just wait 2 more weeks for it to be fully processed

>>308679

How long has it taken?

>>308681

2-3months so far

I've got a music torrent with a ratio of 112.87. I've been seeding it for a couple of years now.

>>308682

Congrulations!

>>308655

Dan is too far away for me to reach.

>>308683

How big is this torrent?

*Congratulations

>>308685

Are you our >tfw depressed pub NEET?

>>308687

congradulations*

>>308679

Well done mate.

>>308682

mine took 6 months, it was first rejected and then I had to ask for a review, keep an eye on your bank account, money will go in there before you get notified

>>308689

Those probably are in order to.

>>308686

Barely over a gb,

>>308688

no

STILL HORNY

>>308683

on behalf of people who download torrents that are years old I thank you

>>308695

Watch this then

>>308691

How much did you got with back pay for waiting that long?

>>308695

>>308693

I am less impressed than I was.

>>308697

Putin, no.

>>308698

I think it was about 13K

>>308691

You were successful on review? Well done mate.

>>308702

Fuck me dead! now I'm keen for it to be done, I can finally pay off my fines get my license back and buy a new car. Thank you schizophrenia

>>308704

>Thank you schizophrenia

flabby thighs?

>>308704

You on the anti-psychotics mate?

>>308706

who needs pills when 58 personalities are behind the wheel of a brand new car?

>>308707

Each spending a second appreciating the car?

>>308707

but who would get the fine?

>>308712

Negro Sex Music (NSM).

>>308670

I'm guessing it will be a good day for certain fat gook milf hookers.

>>308713

no mummybots party time

>>308715

Good to see you are giving up your racism and embracing diversity.

Time to do the needful

>>308716

these dirty jigaboos sure have done a good job appropriatin western instruments and music

>>308716

I embrace infamy… and also racism.

>>308716

I was never really racist. I hate pretty much everybody, including myself.

>>308720

You need to see that Ned Kelly quote from the other day.

Chad Dad

>A drunk Florida man tried “teaching” his five-year-old son how to swim by allegedly tossing him into the Atlantic Ocean — and then proceeded to do backflips off a nearby pier as the boy struggled to stay afloat, cops said.

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/drunk-dad-threw-fiveyearold-in-the-ocean-to-teach-him-to-swim/news-story/5643de63c659038b9d8b0008d889ccd1

>>308723

lol

when i was taught to swim the instructors repeatedly said if you do absolutely nothing you will stay at the surface. this is why treading water works.

>>308723

The child was white. He learned to swim. If the child had been black, he would have drowned.

>>308725

the armed forces in the US have mandatory swimming lessons for all the niggers from the ghetto for this reason

>>308726

I knew I'd heard that music somewhere before.

>>308727

It does seem to be a genetic thing. They can learn to swim and a few of them are fine, but mostly they just don't do well around water.

>>308728

HuHa Antifa. A mean, so nasty

Stone thrower with poopy-pants

HuHa Antifa. Stupid, cowardly, a criminal

Insidious stabber

You want to scare me, hohohoho

But hear my laughter. Hahahahaha

You are the biggest pile of dirt

I ever saw.

HuHa

>>308727

fake news

>>308731

is not

>>308731

>>308731

stupid cunt

>>308735

I had one of those Chicago Bulls singlets back in the 90s.

>>308735

>What are you doing casually sitting on the roof of the car submerged in water?

Just waiting for a mate

>>308736

this quadroon probably stole his, along with the car

>>308735

There is zero reason the cops couldn't have tasered or shot him the second he refused to get off the roof.

>>308737

Just waiting for the BAC to come down.

>>308735

Excellent number plate.

>>308739

Tasers and water may not be a good combo. May not work well.

>>308726

>>308742

current takes the easiest path. two prongs an inch or so apart will trump everything else.

>>308743

What is this trash doing here?

>>308745

ol flabby thighs strikes again

>>308745

it has the great James Hong in it, if you have ever watched a kung fu movie you would have seen him in it

>>308744

Hmmm. What happens if the first shot doesn't stick and it falls into the water? Potential to drain the taser?

If it does stick with wet prongs on clothing, potential for more current leak? Less direct path?

>>308748

Or just give him half a dozen .38/9mm rounds.

>>308748

That's why they should've just thrown in a few sticks of dynamite.

>>308670

#MEETOO

The police should have just invited bystanders to each pick up a rock and stone him to death.

>>308752

He was probably already stoned.

>>308752

Why not? He's taken out 5 cars and there were probably 30 other drivers witness to it. He also turned a 30 minute trip into a a 1:45 ordeal.

>>308755

Is this the punishment you should have got when you were caught drink driving?

>>308756

I did none of those things. If I had, sure thing.

>>308757

Surely you would have wanted a trial first, to be able to explain any potential extenuating circumstances?

>>308759

na, just stone him to death

>>308759

It took them almost 12 months (so much for a right to a speedy trial) and it turned out to be one of those court appearances where everybody has the same appointment time and there is to be no discussion with the magistrate.

moist boong hole

lubricious aboriginal rectum

>>308763

>>308764

Fragrant.

>>308735

Webby do you use Facebook?

>>308766

Nope. I used to have an account until 5 or 6 years ago when they decided it wasn't my real name (it was) and wanted 2 copies of government issued ID to unlock it.

>>308768

They have locked my account and won't unlock it until I send them a photo of myself. I am not sending one.

>>308769

That was my thinking.

I never uploaded any pictures of myself, so that was probably another reason they shitcanned my account.

It did reduce my social circle somewhat, or at least make me feel more lonely. All of two people sought me out after it happened though, so they weren't my friends anyway.

>>308771

go back to 4ch

>>308772

You don't need those false friends Webby. You have us here on the gen.

>>308775

You have low standards mate.

>>308776

so does Hollywood and ad agencies

http://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/219836122/itt-pol-will-name-the-new-bond-film

>>308774

better than nothing i guess