/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

>>306877

I'm allergic to walnuts.

>>306875

Nobody ever told me I had to do it so I havent, I assume taxes are taken out of my wage

>306884

Kek

>>306884

Get a goanna up ya

Woops

>> No.306884

Kek

>>306870

How old are you?

>>306880

Honetly haven't done a tax return in many years, I literally have no idea of what to do or how to do it. Hopefully if I get into trouble I'll be sent to a nice low security prison with internet access, allowed outside for no more than an hour a day, and it'll be just like home.

>>306884

Da Sniff tent

>>306889

lol

>>306890

22

>>306894

It's not hard matey, if you find linking posts hard then maybe Facebook is more your speed

>>306895

You're a big meanie sticky poo pants

>>306886

They can fine you for not lodging your tax and it can increase for multiple offences of late lodgement. I would book yourself in with a tax accountant to sort it out.

>>306895

A passive aggressive post.

>>306897

I can't afford one of them

>>306895

nasty

>>306893

How long have you been here?

>>306899

Good luck is all I can add.

>>306901

I've been on /ausneets/ since day one, on the NEET Gen since August 2017 and 8chan since August 2014

>>306899

Plead insanity

We'll back you up

BIG

SMELLY

STICKY

NEET

==PENISES

>>306899

>>306902

If you pre-pay a tax appointment in advance for the next year via a voucher, it can be tax deductible.

>>306905

Have a wash

>>306902

thanks, When I get an actual job I'll sort it out but I don't have any receipts of anything I bought which I assume you need so I can't do it anyways

>>306903

Do you work at the airport and or live in Sydney?

>>306908

I claimed $600 for clothing and $800 for safety equipment every year and claimed every bit of training I could pretend to have done.

Unless you rape the system it's only random chance gets you caught.

>>306909

no

>>306910

How long can they go back for an audit, is it just five years?

>>306911

Are you the Western Sydney NEET?

>>306912

5 or 7 I think, not sure tbh.

>>306913

no

>>306915

Are you the NEET who says no ?

>>306916

no

>>306916

He can't say no to RapeNEET.

>>306917

just go on train fan group pages, no need for friends there

>>306919

what if I say anal

>>306921

The trick is to give consent before he can rape you

>>306921

He replies aboriginal youth

>>306880

Yeah its quite easy

>>306855

My paperwork was all lodged. I checked before I made the appointment.

I paid enough tax to support 3 of you newstart cunts. Not sure how many DSP cunts that is. 1? 0.8?

>>306917

I will be friends with any NEET on facebook for $10 and 4 (you)'s

I'm lying, I have no facebook

>>306897

AHHHHH no wonder a certain roomate of mine is on edge lately

>>306898

passive is the worst kind of aggressive

>>306903

tell hotwheels i say hi

>>306909

hi AFP !

>>306914

5 years of not paying can be sorted out some asshole (female) dobbed my mate in to to ATO and he sorted it out .. found a good accountant and now uses same accountant to his full advantage and is mile ahead …

they arent cunts like the IRS… thank god we have sensible tax policy… at least one of the freedoms burgers will never have

>>306886

the thing is though that the government would owe you some money because they tend to over tax people so that they would do there tax returns

>>306925

as a dspneet I appreciate it, thanks m8

>>306925

I remember realising I was paying for a whole bludger years ago.

I used to tell my bogan brother he should be mowing my lawn

>>306924

Haven't done one in a while, but old man showed me how to do it, not sure if it's changed.

>>306923

I'll reply back Craig Warden

>>306925

You earn over $100k?

>>306932

He makes a grapple attack rolld20

>>306927

Hotwheels is dead mate, or at least has had nothing to do with 8chan for years, in fact we're at the point where we've had no hotwheels for longer than we've had Hotwheels

>>306927

>hi AFP !

Someone here use to work I doubt he still does due to stress he felt in the maintenance/supply section of the airport.

>>306935

He's with God now

alive last I heard but religious

>>306932

I'll reply how much for a toothless blowy?

>>306934

I rolled a 7, the nurgle buff allows me to roll another dice and add to it if it is also a multiple of 7, I then rolled a 14 adding up to 21

I saved against the grapple attack by repelling him with my Nurgle Stentch

>>306925

0.5, including my special needs NDIS funded KFC diet, and my unusual emotional needs dictate that I need an extra large LCD to fully appreciate vidya and anime.

We may require you to take a second job.

>>306938

I'll reply back "2 goonbags and half a pack of NK's Big Boong Magic RAPE Pills UNNAes**

>>306939

You better hope we're not playing FATAL

>>306942

lol, I thought we were playing Warhammer Roleplay and you were a Slaaneshi attacker

>>306940

>We may require you to take a second job.

Been thinking about setting up some kind of secondary income. Something I can automate the fuck out of and just chuck the client's name on the output.

>>306935

>>306937

>He's with God now

Psyop and PR .. he would still post here i would bet money on it

I give him respect for being the founder… what Hiro has done with 4channel is fucking discrace

>>306939

>Nurgle Stentch

Vile

>>306940

>0.5

Well you ain't all there to begin with, which is why you're on DSP innit?

>>306944

You should sell Wanked Poos to Jews, its good money

>>306945

You act as if Moot was any better and forget why the fuck we left halfcuck

>>306946

Nurgle musk

>>306946

I bet you'd be a Tau Player

>>306943

Kek, NK would be some sort of Slaanesh/rainbow serpent hybrid

>>306940

>NDIS

Have any neets ever gotten anything out of NDIS? I really need to upgrade my 110kg gaming chair to one with a 150kg rating, due to personal growth.

>why the fuck we left halfcuck

imagine being a who caught lighning in a bottle and birthed /pol/

>pro tip: imagine if you created a board and antifa hijacked it

id be mad too

>>306953

OK THIS WORDFILTER SUCKS

>leftay

REALLY ?

>>306950

I've got no clue about this warhammer stuff.

>>306955

Like a 30" ogre wrist is fitting anywhere. It just wouldn't happen.

>>306955

I've heard of FATAL before though never knew about the Anal Circumference Potential table

Is this what it means to have your potential tapped?

>>306952

Your best bet is to find out what Centrelink defines as morbidly obese. Then achieve that weight and then apply for NDIS funding. The DSP and NDIS master race.

>>306957

Perfect, just add the slave girls from that dark elder thing painted to look like boongs

>>306960

>>306959

I'm not sure if anyone ever played it tbh, I only know it as a meme but it is a real game that got published.

Nuro ask for your flag name to be changed back please.

>>306961

Can you get NDIS funding and have a full time job? Because I'd fit morbidly obese on anybody's tables.

>>306962

fucking shame that model is OOP same with the Dark Eldar Slaves, though a Conversion from the Akelian king as well as having Orc Blood Bowl Cheerleaders on the base Painted as boongs would work amazing

>>306964

Why does it offend you, I asked for it and am pissed you're trying to undo the shit I ask for

I never get anything, all I wanted was the word filter and banner name

>>306966

Orcs are all male though …

>>306967

I support this NEETs indignant wrath

The bloody HR person at People's Choice credit union sent me an email – apropos of nothing – asking me to come and work for them. Thinking of replying, telling him I want a million shekels and a monster truck.

>>306966

>that model is OOP

pretty sure it's procedural

>>306971

OOP means out of Print

>>306965

I don't know unfortunately

>>306970

just do it you fucking nigger

>>306972

They do look like boong chicks tbh

>>306976

I know, it helps that when ever I do Ork Speak I just do a boong voice and it works perfectly

>>306970

Credit unions can be worse than banks around customer service. They can be cheaper but goingtto their random locations can be annoying.

>>306958

Good Man

>>306964

I should not need to ask… i have been well behaved and still some one projects their lesbian ASIO fantasies onto simple ASD neet

>>306973

object oriented programming

>>306980

In the context of wargaming it means out of print

>>306977

I may have to paint some of them as boongs

They'd fitin my cult/mutie army pretty well

>>306979

Ask or it won't be changed. All you have to do is ask.

>>306965

NO THE WHOLE POINT IS YOU ARE MEDICALLY CERTIFIED AS BEING INCAPACITATED AND UNABLE TO WORK

yeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeye

>>306979

But now it filters to flabby thighs

>>306955

Someone needs to turn that image into a banner.

>>306970

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1nzc72IcDms

>>306982

Get some Savage Orks and strap Guns to their backs, call them Feral World Orks that decided to hang around da humies cuz dey umiez bring dem ta were dey kan krump stuff WAAAAGGHHH

>>306985

>>306983

>i feel this is a trap

i need to explicitly ask what i wanted it changed to or it will get worse

>>306978

they want me to protect their shekels

presumably by hiding them in my cavernous anus

>>306988

I have got a box of plastic orcs I never used, from 6thed fantasy maybe ?

That might be an idea, I need a new project

>>306990

Tell them you won't do that.

>>306992

He'll do anything for love but ..

>>306991

Did you see the new CSM squads they brought out, as well as Abbadon

>>306989

Just say "Cruisey can you please change my flag name back to "nurofen plus".

>>306995

as a vocaroo

i have a birth mark on my nurofen

>>306995

Fuck off

>>306994

I look at the new stuff but all of mines 10 years old and I've still got mountains unmade/unpainted.

I like some of the new stuff but a lots a bit too action pose

New Abbadon was good but he was 6 million dollars

>>306999

stupid coon

>>306999

>trips

>>307003

see

>>307000

>>307000

lol why are you posting a gif of 2 sciips

>>307001

fair enough, it's always good to bash out the unfinished pile, I'm finishing some nurgle stuff myself

>>306994

I was told the new chaos stuff still fits with old size miniatures sort of so that's good

>>307002

Exceptionally vile and racist.

>>307007

You're a good Dad.

>>307008

Fight me, pretty boy.

>>307007

I wish my owner did that

>>307007

That's rather kind.

>>307010

I will inseminate you.

>>307007

nice one

>>307010

>>307012

>Fight me, pretty boy

>I will inseminate you

And two more brave NEETs fall to the homosexual plague

>>307012

>I will inseminate you.

I'll grow a test tube Shire and do experiments on it.

>>307016

Didn't take you long to revert to your old ways.

>>307017

Like a dog drawn to it's own balls

>>307006

yeah as with all the forge world bits People buy rotor canons to put on Havocs since their is an OP as fuck gun that got introduced in the new kit but there is only 1 per kit

>>307014

Why are you so adamant against the homosexuals?

>>307015

Hot

>>307020

I'm not at all m8, it was a joke

We had this conversation the other day

>>307007

Sometimes I like to sneakily eat a bit of doggo's food out of his bowl when my family isn't looking. It's surprisingly tasty and nice.

>>307024

I tried my cats biscuits, they taste like those chink crunchy noodles

I am allergic to nuts.

>>307023

Giving yourself enemas is even gayer than sucking cocks.

>>306656

American Beauty is the only album I've listened to.

>>307026

>>307020

>>306889

heh

>>306665

I saw that in the cinema when it came out.

The catchup is on

>>307027

the internet would disagree with you

>b-but our balls didnt touch

>>307032

ketchup on tendies?

>>307029

I can agree with this statement.

>>307034

chilli ketchup

>>307027

don't knock it until you have tried it

>>307036

He should turn the heater on then

>>307022

I think it's more than that for you. I worry about you.

I wish you could exclude yourselves from Domino's home delivery the same way you can from betting sites and pokie dens.

>>307023

Could a didgeridoo be used for enamas?

>>307039

>I worry about you.

Worry all you like m8, I'm good.

But if you keep being a dick about jokes will get a lot less supportive of your sexual dilemma

>>307037

I didn't knock it.

>>307040

Just put an entry in your hosts file for 127.0.0.1

>>307041

For Nuro probably.

>>307040

make your own, 100 percent better

>>307040

Throw poo at the delivery driver. That would stop them from delivering.

>>307041

what, like pureed didgeridoo?

>>306895

narkyNEET

>>307044

And then when the jones is on all you have to do is change it back.

>>306695

Nice

>>306965

>Can you get NDIS funding and have a full time job?

Yes

>>307050

Not if you run day to day as an unprivileged user and only give the administrator account password to your Mummybot.

>>307052

Tell me more Shitballs.

>>307054

There’s not much to tell. I work full time hours and get NDIS funding

>>307053

Mummybot already has the key to my chastity cage. I wouldn't want to overburden her.

>>307055

And you crave more work

>>307055

So you're making like $50k on top of whatever your salaried hours are?

>>307042

I think you have gone off half-cocked

>>307047

Pajeet would take me for a kindred soul.

>>307059

That is a very personal problem best kept between me and my prostitute

>>307061

and the Council.

>>307062

and those 4 geese

>>306956

Only find out the word filters because the rest of us don't use those words.

>>306700

If only you planted some garlic bread vines.

>>307065

late summer is the best time for planting them

>>307066

Just get a fleet of bread makers.

>>307057

Yes

>>307058

It varies a lot since my hours are all over the place

Still wondering about Weber's lunch.

>>307066

With a time machine you could eat the same garlic bread over and over

>>307066

If you do, clone the good ones not the steamed crap from all of these pizza places

>>307071

I had KFC for lunch and for dinner,.

>>307072

That's genius

>>307074

>>307075

>>307040

Accidentally expose yourself to the delivery driver and you will be blacklisted

>>307074

What did you get?

>>307068

That grills got a big ol banjer

>>307078

Lunch I got a regular zinger combo.

Dinner I got a streetwise feast

but I only ate one of the regular shitty chicken slop things

>>306979

>lesbian ASIO fantasies onto simple ASD neet

hot

>>307074

why not breakfast?

you have shamed the colonel. the colonel is looking down on you from heaven with disappointment and disgust.

>>307077

I swore at one of the Dominoes drivers for driving on my lawn and breaking a sprinkler

Haven't ordered from there again because I don't like spit

Have you scrubbed that dunny yet Weber?

>>306722

I do. I've only recently progressed from yahoo.

>>307084

Have to do my evening poo first.

>>307080

>streetwise feast

The selection of the true NEET gourmand. Very nice.

>>306987

Is this Beccy's voice?

>>306763

OOHHH

NEET FIGHT

>>307086

Very sensible.

>>306996

I will do it as this.

>>306774

Uni costs us wagies more than lowly NEETs

You cunts are never going to pay it back.

>>306997

Post it,

>>306776

Beccy was starting shit. Plunge his coffee hole.

>>306999

Nice OC

Nice get.

>>307087

Honestly that's what I get too when I go to KFC. In spite of all my talk about buckets of KFC and group giant feasts. I just can't live up to my own expectations.

>>306791

Wear your helmet then… Hmm…. ….

>>307042

I am quite open about who I am on here since you brought it up. Why are you so fixated on homosexuals?

>>306799

UNNA

>>307097

> helmet

stackhat

>>307092

goon has more value than an arts degree too

>>307098

For fucks sake m8

I'm not at all, but since you ask my main problem with them is THEY ARE ANNOYING FUCKING DRAMA QUEENS

Do you maybe get what I am saying here ?

I will joke about what ever I like, if you don't like it you can go and fail to suck a cock

>>307100

>stackhat

Strong nostalgia

>>307007

You're a nice NEET

>>306803

Let's see.

>>307014

If you can't fight it, rape it.

>>306830

I'll put this one up. The other one you made was just a picture of a cat.

There is hope for the homophobic NEETs. The NEET that just came out and announced he was looking for a gay escort used to be one of the biggest homophobes here.

>>307032

It continues.

>>307108

and lets not forget the strides Cruisey and Possum made once they found each other.

>>306837

Fucking NEETs.

>>307108

a heartwarming tale

>>307110

Drilled NEET holes.

>>306838

Not everyone is deserving.

>>307110

that was finding your soul m8

>>307036

Kakadu plum

>>307108

Look I have actual reason to be a Homophobe

>>307106

Apparently it is blatantly obvious from my post there that I hate our homosexual friend

It's all about him you see

>>307117

Do you want to talk about it?

>>307102

A lot of groups in Australia advocate for themselves, why choose the gays?

>>306842

>I take it all back

Why? What were you saying behind my back?

>>307111

Fuck them all.

>>307119

he got rapeded

>>307120

I have no idea what you're actually asking their m8

>>307122

just eat your garlic bread and shit up

>>307125

shut*

>>307054

NDIS is not associated with any other department. They don't need to know your cenno benefits or wage.

>>307126

slut

>>307121

I called you a poofta for not posting the bumbud

>>307123

I want him to tell me.

>>307127

so it's just free gibs even if you're making 100k like an otherwise function human?

>>307108

I was?

>>307129

I'm deleting the banner.

>>306845

We can still add a lot more, same as flags.

They need to be of high quality though.

>>307132

I don't know.

>>307067

The wicked wings bush will keep you fulfilled til then.

>>306854

One day panoramic shots will be too.

>>307133

You bastard, I worked hard to get that

I had to slave for 2 hours over a hot prostitute !

>>307069

gaggle*

>>306884

Did you get anything from there?

>>307138

Did you let her smoke your bum nugget?

>>307139

murder*

>>307141

Nah, offered some but she said it makes her sleepy

Gave her a take away bud

Are we murdering breadmakers now ?

>>307140

No, like a lot of the stuff there it looked too touristy and the decent places to eat had long lines.

>>307131

you do know you don't just get the money and can spend it on goon and large screen tv's?

>>307144

blessed are the breadmakers

>>307074

I'm going to go get some HJ's now.

I was going to cook but you forced me.

>>307148

Get me a 6 pack of nuggers.

>>307146

why should they get any funding though if they're like shitey and working 60 hours plus a fortnight?

and what's to stop your brother in law/extended family registering as service providers and just outright stealing the money?

>>307150

>and what's to stop your brother in law/extended family registering as service providers and just outright stealing the money?

You can only do that if you're Somalian

>>307143

Was it at your house? That's a big bud to be carrying around with you.

Also aren't you worried she'll tell someone you grow?

>>307151

yeah case in point: childcare providers and the nigger and muslim communities

>>307149

Big Nuggs.

>>307154

That's right.

Catch up is complete, time for HJ's and star trek/.

>>307152

Prostitutes rely on their discretion for repeat business.

If they had big mouths, every prostie in Canberra would have destroyed every politician. It would be their last gig though.

>>307152

Yeah, it was my place.

My rooms all locked up secure and silent I tell people a mate of mine in the country grows and I help him out

>>307150

The justification is that people with a disability face barriers that make it more expensive for them to be a part of the workforce and even enter the workforce. The NDIS is there to level out the playing field between those who have and do not have a disability.

Anyone who provides services, could get audited and if they are defrauding the federal government, a special organisation comes to visit them with federal powers.

>>307157

Can confirm, I met a boong prostie at the bus station that told me Tony is into fisting boongs in the anus

>>307160

What about eating fucking chop it you slack cunt s?

>>307160

He's a good old fashioned hands on politician

>>307161

kek

>>307162

was

>>307159

just sounds like another justification for ovening mongs

>>307164

He'll always be PM in my heart

>>307161

yeah Tony screams that when fisting

>>307165

A lot of people would go into that oven. Most likely those without disabilities who are against this policy.

>>307169

buy shares in Weber

>>307168

Nah, a proper eugenics (and dissenter) ovening programing would sort this out.

My sister is still dirty about telling her her kids should have been aborted full term.

>>307170

How many jews can he suffocate at once internally ?

>>307170

You need something with a decent wooden door and glass window.

>>307170

That should only be a short term hold.

>>307174

Sir, you should know you're betting against the market. Nobody expects these stocks to go anywhere but up.

>>307174

I just imagined Tokyo stock exchange with cartoon gooks running round everywhere screaming SELL WEBBA SELL WEBBA

It gave me a giggle

>>307176

What moofie is this line from, wine-review-googler-neet?

>>307177

SELL WEBBA BUY WANKU POO

>>307179

kek

>>307179

I would short this exchange.

Did anyone else grow up in a house with parents who you never once saw show any sign of physical affection to one another?

>>307182

Yep, I believe I may have seen dad kiss mum on the cheek once or twice, that was it.

>>307183

>dad kiss mum on the cheek

I'd have been shocked if I ever saw that.

>>307182

Yes, but I'm pretty sure I was the problem.

>>307185

Nice.

>>307186

You were the victim mate. The fact you think you were the problem is just part of the abuse you suffered.

>>307189

You are doing well NK. Slow and steady, you will get there.

>>307189

I'll ensure you're adequately hydrated during that annual leave

>>307189

I like the way you can tell it's two units stacked on top of each other thanks to the really neet sizing they did with the middle shelf.

>>307189

Noice, that'll hold a few tissues

It's a good feeling kitting a place out

>>307192

You get what you pay for.

POO HAND NEET IS BACK

https://kohlchan.net/int/res/3808527.html

>>307195

They seem fairly enthusiastic about poo

>>307195

Good on him for realising we didn't want that here.

>>307197

We only like respectable poo

>>307194

Bunnings is a smart company that uses new marketing techniques that make you shop elsewhere. I fixed up my wardrobe I bought from Vinnies and I am happy I paid a fraction of what those cunts at Bunnings wanted.

>>307198

respectable wanked poos

Kek, I was just searching "poo in suit" for a joke

Google images has 2 pictures of indian girls in the 2nd row

>>307201

lol

Arshdeep has requested I help her with something. After 5pm.

>>307199

I felt like stealing something at bunnings today, then I realised I'd lose my job if I got a record.

I used to steal a lot of shit from there in highschool thou

>>307191

As long as the emus under $50

Monaro you boong.

https://www.news.com.au/finance/work/at-work/mans-practical-joke-leaves-colleague-scalded-and-hospitalised/news-story/57cceeedcecf0fc0db2c5909b029206a

>>307204

She is setting you up for a sexual harassment complaint. She wants you gone.

>>307205

>thou

What sort of stuff did you used to steal?

>>307208

Jokes on her, I'm ignoring the request until at least 10am tomorrow.

>>307205

I heard a lot of those stories at high school. Small items worth a lot that were easy to move.

>>307207

That guy wasn't a good sport.

>>307206

With a bit of Boongka it's achievable.

Remember when he had Jew free February? Imagine boong free 2020.

>>307210

It's got to have been said before but just in case it hasn't

Are you going to go arsh deep on her ?

Back from work, time to move

>>307214

we all nearly killed each other in Jew Free February though

>>307216

Are you moving to a larger place ?

>>307215

She has a husband.

>>307217

bloody possum

>>307203

Might wank to those poos

>>307219

DP then ?

>>307222

I suspect he's very insecure. He seems to call her every hour. They speak in currycoon, even though she speaks good English.

>>307209

Batteries, locks basically anything I could stuff down my pants.

>>307221

>dreamstime.com

They're almost aboriginal

>>307224

Hot!

>>307223

Indians are always fucking talking on the phone, all the couriers we get are talking poo on hands free sets when they come in. It's good because I don't have to actually talk to them (can't understand anything they say anyway).

>>307224

You were a degenerate, but you're reformed now. A bright future ahead of you.

>>307227

Establish a common language and evaluate your poo pictures together.

>>307227

This is true. They all wander around the carpark at work on their phones for half the day.

>>307227

Indian couriers drive me fucking mad.

They'll drive like a mad cunt in your yard then go 30km/h on deliveries.

And gibber in poo when you call and ask where the fuck they are.

I think I'm going to try to become a chef.

>>307060

He might give you a free stick of garlic bread, but he'll have to touch it though.

>>307232

It is a high stress job.

>>307234

I can't fucking do anything anyway. My anxiety has fucked me beyond repair I think.

>>307234

I've heard alcoholism is rampant in hospitality

>>307231

>>307229

>>307236

It probably is no more than it is here.

>>307236

They are all smokers too. Absolutely vile.

>>307207

lol, that is more normal kitchen behaviour then you might think, usually not that extreme but still

>>307235

Take small steps. It gets easier as you go.

JUST WOW

they cancelled Charlie Brookers screen wipe 2018 and 2019 because of this ???

>>307240

A mate of mine was a kitchenhand told tales of a mad drunk Korean chef that would throw cleavers really close to people

>>307242

That robot was a chink though

>>307242

That ending about the cafe was just an average day for some NEETs.

>>307244

its worth watching for the last 10 seconds…

> and once this relay is finished

> im going to find a coffee shop toilet

> to have a shit in

> im emily surname

>>307243

lol

>>307248

Goon night.

>>307248

> halo not a perfect torus and not aligned

> crappy wings

> would not fly with

>>307248

Good night.

Still waiting for my six pack of nuggers.

I'm 26 and have no fucking clue what I want to do with my life. I'm going to bed, good night NEETs.

>>307253

That's the spirit.

>>307253

Have a wank it'll clear things up.

>>307253

Good night.

>>307253

See you tomorrow.

>>307182

I caught my dad fucking women I can't remember the names of.

>>307185

Thank you, my record must stay clean to get the big wanked poo when I hand it all over to Bec.

>>307258

My medicine will help with those memories.

>>307248

Night

>>307260

I like those memories.

One was a thick blonde that had a rose tattoo next to her cunt.

>>307252

I had a big food and forgot Nugger, sorry.

>>307262

Disturbing.

>>307253

Night

>>307262

My medicine will make you the one fucking them.

>>307264

And dads wet dong glistening in the moonlight. Her yelling at me while I stood there like a stun mullet in the doorway.

>>307267

How old were you?

I've been going to the gym for three months now and I've reached the point where I need to drag myself there. I am no longer excited to go.

>>307266

I will burn my white beard everytime I have a choof. Daddybot sensationalism.

>>307268

I don't know, like 8 or 9.

>>307269

When it became a chore for me I dropped the exercises that I most disliked and only kept the ones that didn't bother me.

>>307271

Too young for such confusing horrors.

>>307269

>>307272

Why doesn't wanking work like this?

I am wanking from 9 to 5.

Thinking about Tony yelling fucking chop it you slack cunt

In the middle of wop wop