/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

>>189111

Nice thread OP

>>189086

I just started playing yesterday for the first time, saw remasterd on a tracker and decided it was finally time. I am on the 1 legged cunt with a giant staff, I don't think leveling really helps much.

Good work, Holmes!

weebicide when?

>>189117

When I finish my anime backlog.

>>189126

>bogan

Urbanite detected. Watch yourself mate, only 74.1 posts like this left for the entire thread

>>189126

The NEET general is built upon Boganism.

>>189127

I never reach the quota anyway.

>>189129

Didn't all those chinese cartoons tell you to believe in yourself?

>>189130

It's not a matter of belief. I don't care enough to bother.

Excellent edition

>>189132

I concur.

Even if Possum did touch Weber's pee pee, it's no excuse for bad threads.

>>189128

Too right

https://www.abc.net.au/news/science/2018-12-05/sugar-gliders-induce-tragic-love-triangle-in-swift-parrots/10581070

Fucking bird sluts

>>189134

I'm glad there are other NEETs willing to step up to the plate.

>>189137

Is this limited to thread making or does it include pee pee touching?

>>189136

I saw that this morning, isn't it two dudes for each chick

>>189138

>touching

*being touched

None of you replied before.

I knock off in 5mins. Does maccas do the mcrib yet or is that a future burger

>>189140

We all have touch needs.

>>189141

It's a now burger mate.

>>189141

A news article I found said it will be available "from today"

>>189145

Just bee urself

>>189145

What happened exactly?

>>189147

I missed a social cue to shake her hand, then I just stammered my way through the rest of the interaction. I feel stupid

I like this Pepe

>>189148

Better luck next time.

Bought some classy Japanese gin from Dan tonight. Time to burn some bridges in style, like a shogun

>>189143

>>189144

Bit late, I'm home now.

>>189151

>classy Japanese gin

pick any two

>>189152

call uber eats and have it cold

>>189154

I'm not a teenager with fancy internet food shit.

>>189156

>download me fish&chips m8y

>>189157

you wouldn't download a car

>>189157

they won't taste the same

>>189136

>The female birds are trading sex for food

Literal Bird Prostitution, never thought I'd see the day

$6.65 for the burger by itself

$10.15 for a small meal

$10.80 for a medium meal

$11.45 for a large meal

Hardly seems worth it.

>>189161

who r u quotin

>>189162

Das no how blu tex

They are some very masculine looking testicles you've got there NEETie.

>>189164

Who are you looking at?

>>189141

I bought one yesterday, it's alright probably wont buy it a lot though

>>189166

Hopefully her vaghina was made by a master and has 12,0000 folds

>>189168

The vagina would be the saya in this analogy.

having a wank then off for a nap

gn NEETs

>>189168

SHE ISU TOO TIGHTU YARE YARE

>>189171

Oh shit when did you get back PakiNEET

>>189169

Cool

Does pakineet

poo in the street ?

>>189175

Paki NEET

Poo in the Streets

Rape in the Sheets

>>189175

NO, he is cultured, he pays someone else to do his Poos for him in the street

NEETKing

Poo in the Sheets

Rape in the Streets

NofunNEET

anime in the sheets

rape in the anime

>>189180

UNNA x 1000

>>189180

Is that Adam Goddes

>>189182

Rename the pic to "NKs Friday Nights"

>>189183

Greatest Australian of 2017

New orange fruit flavoured nicotine limits are delicious

>>189188

Mints, I mean

>>189186

> pay for your training

That's a bonus.

>>189188

THEY HAVE OTHER FLAVOURSSS???

>>189185

*2014

>>189192

has it really been that long. fuck.

>>189193

I also wished that Tony Abbott was still our PM in 2017

>>189195

That is a classy looking cunt.

Pasito mints and cumdies looking at unna

NEETlyfe

>>189205

this was the first pic in a search for "happy aboriginal man" lol

>>189201

They don't look like girl Boongs to me

>>189209

I believe they like to be called sisterbrothers

>>189208

A match made in יין זול

Oh fuck, I just realised something.

When sexbots get made weebs WILL talk at you about their robot waifu's mastercrafted 12,000 fold vagina.

This will probably happen in our lifetimes

>>189213

>This will probably happen in our lifetimes

hope so

>>189214

What if theres a power failure and you get your penis stuck in the robot ?

>>189213

Uhh that master crafted sex bot just gave me a bnlowjob, shit was so cash

>>189215

well i guess it mean i'm "in'' for a long night?

>>189216

>You nerds with your night clubs and real women

We need to patent boong sexbots

Melbourne will never change.

>>189220

Burn it all down

>>189219

You can found those littered all over the streets on a Sunday morning in Armadale

>>189191

Yeah, try chemist warehouse

>>189222

Those are 2nd or 3rd hand though

>>189224

Just clean em off/out with your Karcher

>>189223

Cheers man, I'll check them out when it comes time to get some more.

Some faggot is loudly playing the drumbs, I wouldn't mind if he wasn't shit, I actually could do better

If only they could see us now.

>>189227

Go play your banjo with him.

>>189229

I wish I was Banjo NEET, I played Drums in Schools, it's fun but annoying for neighbours so I wish I kinda lived far away so I could play the drums

>>189230

I used to play the bass with friends and had two drum kits and a keyboard and stay up on drugs to like 7am every second day.

I miss NEETdom.

I want to hear banjoNEET play Slayer

BanjoNEET has probably gone to bed like the old man he is. Was probably grumpy all day because he was woken up last night.

Twitter is very confusing to me. why do people with less then 1,000 followers post some much? i can understand if it is shit posting but serious posting. that's just weird.

>>189234

Because they like to pretend what they say matters so much

Kinda like what I say on the gen but I'm anonymous so it's not AS bad

>>189228

I don't want "them" to see my balls, mate

Getting gin'd and minted and waiting to play the new insurgency. A comfy neet Tuesday, or is it Wednesday? Joyous

>>189234

I used to do the same ~9 years ago and the answer then was because I was a narcissistic teenager.

>>189235

But surely they must know its an illusion something deep down inside telling then that know one is listening.

>>189238

so they are so caught up in there own self importance they dont notice or do they refuse to live in reality.

>>189240

>tfw nigressed

>>189235

That is SO tru omg. I like this.

>>189242

NEET unfriends you

>>189240

>cruisey.jpeg

lol, thank you.

>>189243

Wagie posts unflattering pics to your current gf which you'll need to explain.

>>189245

NEET deletes all accounts and moves out innawoods

weighing up getting danned tonight

>>189247

Have a goon

>>189237

Gin & Gen has a nice ring to it

>>189247

Friday nights are best for that

>>189250

It's always Friday somewhere in the world

what the fuck am I going to do

>>189252

Sell your shit and hit the road

>>189253

it's a nice thought

>>189250

Tuesday morning is.

>>189252

>>189253

Yep, work your way around the country, once you tell people what your doing you got more chance of geting a job for a week or 2, then move on

>>189255

I could never get the hang of Tuesdays

Really wanna join a gym but I was smoking weed and watching videos of gyms last night and it had me terrified and intimidated. I would need someone to teach me but that's expensive and awkward

>>189258

Are you a big guy?

>>189258

How many pushups can you do? If the answer is less than 50 then work on that instead.

>>189261

Breaking your arms and falling on the ground doesn't count as a successful pushup

Hardcore boong sex

dead shit twenty something

>>189255

This

Jews did sorry day

>>189269

Fucking glorious

>>189271

goodnight meat

>stat test on Sunday

Fucking scared.

>>189271

Goodnight oriental fancier.

>>189148

>shaking a girl's hand

Nah, you did the right thing by not shaking her hand. Now that would be a continental load of spaghetti.

>>189274

whats a stat test

Anal Fissures

>>189277

To get into uni

>>189279

And where do the anal fissures come into it ?

>>189280

Wasn't me neet.

This is why possum doesn't touch penis here any more.

Hardcore hemmeroids

Neet Street is in turmoil

Would you fuck a boong if it would get you on the dsp?

>>189286

I would get fucked in the arse by a boong if it would mean I would be able to turn my life around

>>189287

Time to get your arse to WA

Wish 2019 could come quicker so I can get another mental health plan lol

>>189291

That's the old ass banging tree by abo rape creek

What are you guys up to?

>>189292

Wrong. That's the designated tree for sitting in the shade of and drinking Golden Oak by Emu Export River

>>189293

About to go and have a wank

>>189295

Please dont

>>189294

The rape usually happens in the Creek since you can drown the victim if they fight back too much

>>189293

I'm watching an old movie that I really liked in high school, it reminds me of the time I I was waiting for the bus after school and found a dead crow on the grass. I looked around to see if anyone was around then I picked up some broken glass and cut the birds anus open enough for my dick to fit in there and fucked it behind the bus shelter.

I managed to cum before the bus came and it took an hour to get the smell of dead bird of my dick but it felt amazing

>>189293

Watching this series on Netflix called "explained", the gf has some rather liberal beliefs on eugenics, which I'm naturally a big fan of. She doesn't want a down syndrome baby herself but doesn't think that's reasoning enough for everyone to diny it for a generation and remove it from the gene pool.

>>189291

goodnight friend

>>189293

I was seeing this friend that ive know for a while. We smoked and got dinner, i felt weird after it. Not like i dont like him but i felt my time could have been better spent. I was feeling a bit nostalgic but then >>189298 lel, that sorted me

>>189299

wow you completed gf2018

Sgarnoncunseublowxgunagrebmiatinneorwutcunse

Yenahyenahmaytnotmusjupferbewshtukkamarupferabahbeyehcunsenunnothaabbokrap

My brains fucked

>>189304

Sounds comfy

I dropped everything

>>189293

Been lying in bed for an hour imagining sperging out at my boss and wondering how hard it would be to claim compo

>>189298

Compelling yarn

>>189306

Half the time I'm not at work I daydream about confronting coworkers and berating the store manager

>>189296

Too late

>>189300

> Not like i dont like him but i felt my time could have been better spent

Iktf some people I used to be able to spend hours and hours with now I can spend like 10 mins with and I'm looking for a reason to leave or get them to

>>189308

Have you ever acted it out?

It's a fucked feel. I feel like I'm going to snap at some cunt and it'll probably be the wrong person

>>189311

Nah. I would probably get sacked if I really spergee out. Only one person really would deserve it. Just about everyone else is fine but I'm just an irritable cunt.

Going to watch a movie I have downloaded on my phone and then have a sleep. Night Night NEETs

Playing PC games on the couch, drinking piss, being a meet

Feels good man

anyone itt

>>189316

Yeah. found a can of sardines with an unreadable date.

2000-something. Maybe 5, 6, 8 or 9. I ate all of it, was still good.

>>189317

I've always wanted to like sardines but I have given up. Just too fishy tasting.

did you have it on crackers or straight from the can?

NEET poll (mince)

1. Beef

2. Pork

3. Lamb

4. Turkey

No chicken, chicken mince is shit tier.

>>189321

Lamb mince makes for really nice savoury mince my dawg.

Gonna message my ex

Gonna massage my ex

Gf 2018 is running out boys wat do

>>189326

Get a gook

what are you early morning blokes up to

>>189327

Nah gooks are total robots.

>>189328

Shitposting and thinking about what im gonna steal for christmas prezzys

>>189328

ESO.

Ethiopian significant other?

cruisy?

>>189274

I once did a stat test, got 99%, and still wasn't admitted into uni. What course is it for?

>>189323

Nah, it can sometimes take a while to show, that's all. Hueneet will be dead from food poisoning within a few days, mark my words.

Morning.

>>189233

You know me too well.

>Whoa Black Betty

>Anagram

>Boat belt whacky

>Anagram

>Black Betty had a child

>Anagram

>Hatchback badly tiled

>Anagram

>>189320

You need to combine beef, pork, and veal mince.

Don't fucking @ me about beef and veal being the same.

>>189337

Pork and Beef are basically the same thing. He needs some fish mince.

Morning NEETs.

>>189340

Morning.

Senator David Leyonhjelm of the Liberal Democrats gave a speech in Parliament on Tuesday to thank the "young brown men" driving for Uber, working at 7-Eleven and delivering parcels and pizzas for less than minimum wage, supposed "jobs" that "many other Aussies would turn up their noses at or would not turn up at all for."

There has been a long history of businesses such as 7-Eleven and Domino's Pizza significantly underpaying and exploiting their workers, ironically the franchises are often owned by other brown people.

>"Roughly half of our immigrant community is brown, so I have no qualms in repeating my thanks to the young brown men and women of Australia. Thank you. Through your hard work, you are doing what Australians have always done and, in the process, changing the complexion of Australia for the better."

Full transcript: https://pastebin.com/xqEhgk4b

>>189342

I don't get it.

>>189342

What a cunt.

>>189345

Yeah, he's lost my vote.

>>189306

>not doing this at work

>>189319 You always post the best webms mate

>>189342

>thought he was calling out the rampant wage theft and illegal work conditions that browns are often in at the expense of younger australians and australian economic integrity

>instead praising it for much libertarian cheap labour and muh asset owner economy

https://www.macrobusiness.com.au/2018/04/slave-labour-academic-denies-immigrationlow-wages-link/

Sustainable Australia it is now more than ever.

>>189350

>A former economics professor who debunked a possible link between immigration and unemployment will face the Federal Court over allegations he underpaid foreign staff at his Melbourne grocery store.

>The Fair Work Ombudsman launched legal action against Jordan Shan, a former associate professor of applied economics at Victoria University, over claims he paid as little as $10 per hour to two South Koreans, who were owed more than $14,000.

>It is alleged the underpayment occurred despite Mr Shan receiving a previous warning from the Fair Work Ombudsman over the alleged underpayment of another foreign worker at a restaurant owned by the former academic.

This is the kind of person who is pushing for higher immigration.

>>189345

>>189347

>on 8ch

>don't understand being behind multiple levels of irony

You both lost my vote.

>>189351

Stop giving (You)'s out willy nilly, 3/4 of them were before they went to bed.

>>189353

>don't understand being behind multiple levels of irony

That wasn't irony or sarcasm. He's a lolberg.

>>189355

You just don't get it mate. No shame in it though. Some things take time.

>>189353

https://theyvoteforyou.org.au/people/senate/nsw/david_leyonhjelm/divisions

>15th Oct 2018, 4:18 PM

>Motions - Australian Society - It's OK to be white

>David Leyonhjelm voted Yes

>>189353

https://theyvoteforyou.org.au/people/senate/nsw/david_leyonhjelm/divisions

>28th Nov 2018, 6:53 PM

>Bills — Modern Slavery Bill 2018; in Committee

>David Leyonhjelm voted No

https://theyvoteforyou.org.au/divisions/senate/2018-11-28/9

>Bills — Modern Slavery Bill 2018; in Committee

http://parlinfo.aph.gov.au/parlInfo/search/display/display.w3p;query=Id:legislation/billhome/r6148

>This Act requires entities based, or operating, in Australia, which have an annual consolidated revenue of more than $100 million,to report annually on the risks of modern slavery in their operations and supply chains, and actions to address those risks.Other entities based, or operating, in Australia may report voluntarily.

I think that David is not being ironic. He is taking a lolberg position.

>>189357

>It's OK to be white

reddit

>>189359

>slavery

that is a misnomer

>a lolberg position.

Well, ahh. He is a libertarian..

>>189360

Twitter "libertarians" advocate for free movement of people across borders. The other anon was saying that he is only ironically calling for more brown people. His voting record suggests otherwise.

>>189361

Likely story.

>>189360

>>189362

David Leyonhjelm needs only to move or vote for a bill that is broadly anti-immigration (not just "asylum seekers") and I will be disproven. Shill harder.

>>189346

C U C K

U

C

K

aboriginal anal election

undulating unna udders

>>189368

Yes we have them, but it manifests in local soccer team rivalry, mostly croats vs serbs each telling the other to fuck their mothers/gods in the respective dialects

However all that good stuff is completely drowned out by a chink-pajeet-lebo-vietcong-filipoono swarm

>>189299

Eugenics is just common sense. The world would be a much kinder place if we screened out the genetically flawed before birth, rather than letting them be born, grow up, and then get crushed by life.

>>189369

Slavs may look white, but they barely act like it. They're really only good for being sex workers and cannon fodder whenever europe decides to have a war. Not sure about balts.

>>189370

>buying into anti-slav disinfo

Go have a stroll around slavic europe and then compare with how most everyday aussies behave

I see your

>only good for sex workers and cannon fodder

has a perfect overlap with the noseberg opinion of eastern/southern europeans

and your

>screen out genetic flaws

also correlates to the practices of your promised land trying to selectively breed out the 27 distinct genetic diseases only found in ashkenazeees

<so, how's the weather in tel aviv today?

Hardcore aboriginal rape up the bum

>>189373

Neetking you boong champion

>>189373

This abuse of prescription meds is the reason possum can't get dexies anymore.

>>189377

So if possum got dexies would more or less penises be touched ?

>>189378

Running out of dexies led to the penis touching.

>>189379

Have you ever wondered whether you are the reason for his drinking?

>>189381

Or possibly just the result of his drinking?

>>189381

If I was hues dad I'd get drunk

and probably beat him tbh

>HUE!!!

>HUE YOU HAVE NOT EVEN WANKED OFF THE DOG AGAIN SON!!!

Nice day today.

>>189383

If I was hues dad I'd OD

>>189342

Fucking boomer shitbag

>>189368

>>189369

People like that usually can't and don't leave Eastern Europe because they can't afford it. There hasn't been a distinctly Slavic area of any city for at least 10-15 years, those areas have been all flooded by Africans or gooks and pajeets.

>>189371

>Go have a stroll around slavic europe and then compare with how most everyday aussies behave

This tbh. I was over there earlier this year and most people are perfectly normal, there is, just like here a subset of people who do nothing all day but drink vodka and pick up welfare but they are in the minority and not any worse then your typical Aussie bogan/derro. What people also don't understand is that the "gopnik" stereotype is very similar to the bogan stereotypes we have here, as in that they only apply to a small subset of the population.

31 degrees today in Shitbourne, time to turn the aircon up.

Another day on earth I guess

only 80,000 hours of waging left

>>189388

>only 80,000 hours of waging left

They'll raise the retirement age again before you get there too

>>189363

>>189364

>shill

>cuck

You go girl

Awful lot of niggers round these days

>>189392

Get a gf

>>189393

Are these two things in some way interconnected ?

Feels like winter here. Cloudy and a bit nippy. Back on the couch to 5k thing. First run went well.

1.5 hours to go

>>189397

11 minutes less now

>>189397

19 minutes less now.

>>189394

They can be, if you only believe.

Portuguese Tart.

My boss gave me a graph/ questionnaire thing for me and the other coworkers to do on ourselves and I said is that for us to do on you? So he gave us all a second one.

I called him a pathological liar, a sexual deviant and a impulsive psychopath.

He sent an email afterwards to everyone thanking me for being the only one who answered honestly.

Half an hour later he walked in to my office, shook my hand then left.

What does this all mean?

Anyone ITT?

>>189402

I dunno, sounds strange.

>>189403

At work.

77 mins to go

>>189402

You're so fucked.

Greetings, fellow Australians.

>>189407

Hello

>>189406

Yeah I agree he's screwed

>>189409

>>189406

Immanent sodomy.

>>189342

WTF LULZENHOLM NO

>>189334

At least it's huwyte men getting their dicks wet.

>>189323

Depends on what's in the can. Don't fuck around with botulism, NEET.

>>189285

Tendies stocks plummeting.

>>189259

I can't believe no-one took the bait. Sorry, NEET. You tried.

>>189414

Glad I got out of the tendies market.

>>189197

It's OK to look 98% white.

>>189416

You gotta HODL it and believe in the technology!

>>189406

Nah man, he respects me..

>>189410

The real price of wageing

>>189416

tfw my humble early retirement share portfolio is down 15% and no doubt more in the coming months as Australia gets JUSTed

I thought it would be a smart thing to do reee

>>189402

Please be real

>>189421

Buy on the way down, fam.

What did you actually invest in?

Buy high, sell low.

>>189424

I see you too are a cryptocurrency expert.

>>189422

I'm real. He called me just then to do work and didn't sound pissed

>>189417

Thank you for doing comfy catch up

>>189427

I really don't want to be doing this task I'm supposed to be doing.

It's real proletariat hours.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sh4kz_zhyo

The NEETs are reaching class conciousness.

>>189429

I get this joke.

The concept of infinity is a scary.

>>189434

Wait until you discover some infinite sets are infinitely larger than others.

>>189423

Tech and financials

>>189437

Your posting was scarce last night. I suspect the subject of the thread scared you off.

>>189438

I don't like it here so I left, that's all.

>>189439

and yet here we are again..

>>189440

I'll leave again soon.

>>189431

Does the one on the left have two peg legs?

MERRY CHRISTMAS NEETS!1!

>>189442

Her name is Yukari and no.

>>189443

To you as well.

>>189443

y-you too

>>189445

Has the guy on the left got Odin's cross on his boot?

>>189447

Probably some buddhist symbol.

>>189449

It's not a swastika lol

>>189448

>No mentions of goon bags

>>189450

I don't think buddhists use swastikas in their symbolism.

>>189452

That one will still get a lighter sentence the he would have received if they hadn't discovered her lie.

>>189451

In Buddhism, the swastika is considered to symbolize the auspicious footprints of the Buddha.[8][9] It is an aniconic symbol for the Buddha in many parts of Asia and a homologous with the dharma wheel.[2] The shape symbolizes eternal cycling, a theme found in samsara doctrine of Buddhism.[2]

>>189450

No, it looks nothing like that.

>>189455

Meant for >>189447

/ausneets/ - Swastika Experts

>>189451

There is a swatscticak on the drum…

>>189455

I only watched it in the board window, not full screen. I can now see it's 4 arrows in a large window.

>>189453

If this were a sane country we would deport them both

>>189458

That's a duck with 4 legs.

Or 2 legs but it's running.

>>189461

Clearly that is what the swastika is derived from.

>>189460

after letting him beat her for reals

>>189454

I guess buddha walked around in circles a lot.

aboriginal swastika duck sex

>tfw impressed ambasador

Is NoFun a Buddhist or a Shintoist?

>>189402

Congrats NEET you got the job

>>189467

I'm pretty sure he actually follows the teachings of the Torah and the Talmud

>>189467

He's an atheist.

>>189466

>tfw depressed defenestrator

>>189452

fuck she looks really good for a sand nigger

Abo's invented the swastika.

>>189474

Abo's invented jews

>>189478

Incredible

>>189473

handles so you can face fuck her with the force she deserves

>>189482