/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

Aboriginal cock ring

Shit, I didn't do OLD , bad me.

>>189875

BO will fix it up…

It's never too early for a goon coma.

>>189876

He'd bloody better, what are we paying him for anyway ?

>>189878

>>189873

This is why possum doesn't post here anymore.

I Don't like Jap Pepes

>>189879

Nah, he touched that other NEETs dick not mine

>>189876

Fucking NEETs.

Is adjustable ring on Aliexpress code for a cock ring?

>>189881

Touching other NEETs penises is fine as long as it is consensual and the penis is sufficiently washed.

>>189884

Big, big poos.

>>189884

The framing of the light hitting the Emu is pretty good too.

>>189884

it's a good haul

>>189884

Supplies aquired

>>189882

That's why we love (You)

>>189890

Kiwis love (ewe) s

>他妈的你懒得

>Fuck you are too lazy

Lol, sorry BO, I kinda expected someone to have made a real thread before mine happened

>>189891

What about that one kiwi NEET I wouldn't leave alone?

>>189847

The specsavers in house one, that shit is open until 8

>>189896

He should've gone to Specsavers

>>189890

Thank you, that makes it all worth while.

>>189894

It was supposed to say fuck you lazyNEET but gook runes are akin to anime and that makes them gay.

im handling the extended family pretty well at the moment.

>>189899

Say hi to your aunt for us.

>>189899

Get Gooned and Rape them all

>>189900

I wonder if his aunt is hot

>>189902

we could make her hot and sweaty

>>189902

She is, she'll remember me.

>>189897

I went to rapeenablers

Hot aunts

>>189904

In her Nightmares

Aroused NEETs

>>189908

>>189906

A match made in NEETdom

Erect NEETs

All hot aunts must first be judged by the council before they can consort with the general NEETpopulation.

Extreme aboriginal prolapse

>>189914

The Council approves. The lowlyNEETs can have our scraps.

>>189914

As usual the council is so old and fat and slow the NEETs have allready had their way

>>189918

Yes ma'am.

>>189918

Is she a high mileage model?

underemphasised unna udders

>>189921

See

>>189920

>>189922

You could really milk them in that picture tbh

>>189924

Y-yeah

>>189926

Yeah, nah

>>189924

She's a high mileage model.

Arrived home early from the bar.

Hitting the herb

>>189929

S-sure

It builds up as he wanks, as he wanks it builds up.

Chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga

cum, cum!

>>189933

Extremely high mileage model

>>189936

had worse

>>189936

Fermented and vintage goon

>>189933

S-stop

>>189938

Can someone please reply to each of these images with Dan's and Craig's head on it like they are having a conversation?

>>189942

Oh look everyone, it's NoFun, the Japanese EXPTERT.

>>189944

an EXPTERT is just a DRIP UNDER PRESSURE

>>189947

Mild to moderate mileage model

>>189948

She's a thrashed 30-something.

>>189950

If only you could tell when people didn't like you.

Me and clipboardNEET have the same taste in milfs

Erotic NEET-Aunt experience.

>>189949

She has hidden rust. 100 point inspection would pick it up but not an visual inspection.

>>189952

You have to take the fantasy from reality. Tasting like cigarettes and vodka but smelling like fancy shampoo and perfume.

>>189959

Another extremely high mileage model

>>189959

This is why uncle paul hits you tammy

>>189961

kek

>>189956

Have you had any erotic encounters with older females NoFun?

>>189964

I can imagine her screaming through anal.

>>189965

I bet he's the guy who saw one of his mates playing with his mums tits when she was drunk.

Why haven't any cum shots been posted here?

>>189964

Your the cunt that dressed me in them you pedo cunt, when dave stabbed dad we all finally got out of that house and you went to jail, your going back for meth too when the fucking court date comes round or are you gonna do a runner like last time cunt

>>189967

No, my mum does not drink and I have no friends.

>>189971

She should start, it might help both of you.

This is getting far to wild for the innocent virgin NEETs.

>>189972

Would she be into anal?

>>189973

Only until he finds them.

>>189974

That's how nofun was conceived.

>>189968

That is a hilariously appropriate pepe.

>>189976

Leakage from anal?

>>189973

Hug some drunk aunts with a semi and see where it leads you.

Degenerate December is in full swing - Have intercourse with your aunt.

>>189980

How I was born to earn DSP bux

>>189981

Conceiving a child with your aunt may yield a super-autismo child, and thus continue the cycle of NEETdom.

I bet the deviantNEET with aunt-fetishisms is weber

>>189982

It won't. Even brother sister incest will have no negative effects for one generation or two.

Why do you autists equate sex with children?

>>189984

Oh, you have looked into this?

>>189985

Someone needs to tell him

>>189985

'Cause it created (You)

>>189987

Your dad fucked your mum because you were the intended result.

>>189989

Not all results are intended, rape can be like that

>>189990

What about anal?

>>189991

Well if you intend to shit your pants then those results are intended

>>189990

Grow a pair, be a man and make her have an abortion.

>>189993

kek

>>189993

Her body, her choice. I thought we respect wahmens around here?

We need some extreme aboriginal posting to change the direction, NK we need a boong storm.

>>189995

Just tell her the truth, she has the option of ruining three lives or getting rid of one that isn't conscious.

>>190000

Thank you QuadBoong

>>190000

Solid gold boong material

>>190001

Legit disapointed I didn't have boong wizard on my computer

Comfy.

>>190007

This thought also passed my mind.

>>190009

At menopause they are past the point of forced abortion.

Weigh it up.

>>190012

Good night

>>190012

Goodnight oriental fancier.

Today when I went for a piss the office Chad grunted a bit while he was pissing in the cubicle next to me.

Was he trying to intimidate me like in the Chad vs Virgin memes do you think? I think he just sounded gay.

>>190018

Who are you quoting?

>>190000

The best use of quads that the gen has seen in a while

>>190020

my brain

>>190022

Fr*g posters don't have such things.

>>190024

Fr*gs were made by white American 14 years olds.

>>190027

Heh, still have a lap top ehh?

Also, it looks like there is a hairy ape under your desk.

>>190027

Is that an air vent for your rape dungeon on the bottom of the floor?

I need one since my victims keep suffocating

>>190017

It was an invitation for a golden shower

>>190028

Those are my legs, yep still with old laptop, prefer it since I can take it with me if I need to go somewhere and still have all my shit, I'm not that into vidya so I don't really need something that's really specced up.

>>190029

I-it's a ducted heating vent, I swear!

First song is not up to the high standard of my I tunes.

Neither is the second song.

>>190035

Muse is a gay boi band

>>190040

This tbqh

>>190042

Speak English please.

>>190040

>>190047

I concur with the sentiment expressed by this poster in a very honest sense

>>190043

>The west can't make good music any more.

I'd agree with that, but neither do the Japs or Koreans, they take the worse qualities of western musi and amplify them

>>190054

Idiot…

>>190056

It's true, just go watch any old K-pop or J-pop video, it's everything that's shitty about western music, but on fucking steroids

Anyone itt

>>189983

It wasn't.

I also wished you all good night >>189930 and not one of you selfish pricks responded. As such I will not be saying good morning to any of you.

>>190058

No.

>>190059

Good morning.

>that bizarre sperg out when no one really liked the posts

>>190017

Maybe he has prostate issues.

>tfw depressed

>tfw impressed

>>190066

Good morning.

Think I might need to abstain from the Internet. Feel like I have late onset autism.

>>190034

You are a whore for the (You)'s.

Surprised that didn't get a reply.

>>190052

Tell us about when you had a job nofun.

>>190072

Please kill me.

>>190071

If you had been wageing all week you would be ecstatic about the prospects of today and tomorrow, even if those prospects were to do nothing.

You can't appreciate freedom without experiencing slavery.

>>190073

Cheer up.

>>190068

What is your major malfunction numb nuts?

>>190071

>>190073

Have a goon +/ wank +/ binge.

>>190073

Dr Dan has scheduled a 9am appointment for you.

>>190078

Don't drink.

>>190079

Start today!

Morning neets. Survey time. Which of these is the worst aspect about /ausneets/?

>a) Unspoilered boong pictures

>b) NoFunNEETs constant spergouts

>c) People with genuine psychological, social or financial problems being advised to abuse alcohol as a solution

>d) HueNEET

>e) Possum not posting here anymore

>>190081

Not having a GF to share it with.

>>190081

>e)

>>190081

A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A!!!!!

>>190081

*What is the best aspect of /ausneets/:

>People with genuine psychological, social or financial problems being advised to abuse alcohol as a solution

z) Tabitha

q) NEETs who won’t say how long their GF’s nipples are

h) webster

>>190087

>IKPF

I) Cruisey’s race mixing

Palindromic digits

>>190081

I've learnt to tolerate a), I don't browse the gen in public or in the presence of others anyway.

b) is definitely the worst aspect of /ausneets/, the unrestrained posting of anime and sperging out when called out on it is really fucking annoying. All the other NEETs who engage in some sort of meme posting such as Danposting, have a wankposting and UNNAposting know when to exercise restraint and slow down so that the joke doesn't get worn out or annoying. But not NoFun and his shitty chink cartoons, he just posts them unrelentingly.

c) isn't all too bad when you realise that those type of posts are made ironically/in jest. I think you have to be quite a silly NEET not to have realised this by now.

d) HueNEET has toned his shit down lately. I think he's actually taken a hint from the other NEETs that he was being an annoying boong, unlike some NEETs who enjoy posting oriental artwork…

e) I kind off miss Possum, but clearly he seems to be going through some tough times with all the shit with his mummybot, I think he decided to take a break from here as a result of that, but I am optimistic that he'll be back.

To cut a long story short, my answer is b).

>>190093

>HueNEET has toned his shit down lately

I suspect he's just gotten on the dexies

>>190085

>People with genuine psychological, social or financial problems being advised to abuse alcohol as a solution

This is really the heart and soul of /ausneets/ tbqh

>>190081

>e)

Although that is partly due to all the above.

>>190091 Good man

>>190091

Beautiful.

Just spent an hour and a bit gardening, I think now no matter what I can say I had a productive weekend.

>>190081

>a) Unspoilered boong pictures

These are great

>b) NoFunNEETs constant spergouts

These are funny

>d) HueNEET

I love him

>e) Possum not posting here anymore

Thank ZOG.

>c) People with genuine psychological, social or financial problems being advised to abuse alcohol as a solution

This one is actually bad but it's not all that bad as per >>190093. The worst aspect of the gen is politically correct faggots. Look at how NOTRACIST!! i am, says the person who has nothing better to his name than the ability and inclination to follow along with fashionable nonsense.

>>190100

There are plenty of other boards that embrace being a cunt.

/ausneets/ is a place for friendship.

>>190101

>Well done mate

Thank you Karen, good morning.

What do you see on your phone?

Good morning fellas. Still not used to getting up this early. Don't know what to do with the extra daylight.

>>190104

Lend it someone and charge interest.

>>190105

smartNEET

>>190106

(((smart)))NEET

>>190104

There's starving niggers in Mongolia would give their left testicle for a good bit of Aussie daylight

WE'RE LIFE MEMBERS OF THE OUTBACK CLUB

Some nigger made a non-NEET thread

ShireNEET are you here? What do you think of the proposed development at heathcote hall?

>>190110

I thought you told her to stay off the computer, Cruisey?

>>190111

I haven't heard anything about it until you mentioned it, all these developments are crazy, I don't know how the roads and infrastructure is going to cope, traffic is already bad in the shire.

>>190112

He makes her use the old spare computer

In the shed

At the far end of the yard

good morning fuckfaces

>>190115

Morning cockbreath.

Really nice overcast summer morning here in Melbourne.

Feels like it'll be a productive day

>>190118

stay clear of st kilda region I see there's some roving naughty 'teens' being scallywags in a totally not african savage lowIQ caveman way

https://twitter.com/audhubillah/status/1068097094739681281

>alcohol permanently banned on st Kilda foreshore because niggers become violent criminal niggers

Shame

>>190057

You know Japan make more than just J-pop right?

>>190070

I was working in security and I barely ever got any shifts but that is fine. Not much to say.

>>190081

Everything here is terrible apart from me so it's hard to say.

Pepper pie, sausage roll, some German cake thing and a can of beer has been consumed. Now to put some IKEA shit together for motherbot.

>>190124

>St. Kilda

Most people I know try and avoid the beaches around there because it's so dirty, the water is shit around there and the beach is full of garbage, used condoms and used heroin needles.

26 degrees today in Shitbourne, going into the city to do some Airtasker shit

morning negroes

>>190110

That's good.

>>190134

you turbonigger

you big ass munchers

>>190136

>tfw no big ass to munch

>>190137

you best be talking about a woman or else the NEETcouncil squad will be onto you

>>190138

I'm starting to think their choice of punishment for homosexual thoughts is a little hypocritical

>>190139

do as we say, not as we do

>>190139

The arse rapes will continue until the gay thoughts have stopped.

>>190140

>>190141

Did the meeting just finish?

>>190142

No, theres still a couple of NEETs being punished for gay thoughts out the back.

>>190143

>punished

hot

All NEETs must be punished for their vile ways

The Day of the Tendie aproaches

>>190135

>boooong calling the nigger bl*ck

baste

>>190146

I've heard a boong ranting about how he hates niggers

>>190147

2 chromosomes of separation!

>>190146

Most boongs I've talked to aren't too keen on the black fellas from Africa. Boongs aren't really anything like africans anyway, the only similarities are big noses and small iqs

>>190150

Hate to be serious(ly gooned) in a place like this but it seems as though a stricter evolutionary environment leads to 'spirituality' or 'secondary behavior' a la bong or cracker asses? Nature conservation and 'white ppl morality". So I'm not surprised unless you mean something different.

>>190151

i agree that you are seriously gooned, i have no idea what you are saying.

>>190151

NEET it is a little early to be this gooned

>>190153

It's never too early to enter a goon coma.

>>189712

Tell me more, NEET.

>>190154

Learned Boong Discussion is supposed to be scheduled before Peak Goon Coma. NEETs who cannot keep to such a schedule only cause difficulties for others.

>>190081

b def along with his shit anime posting

>>190159

Even under the White Australia policy NEETs were unwanted

Wow i love this subreddit. these anime girls are so funny XD

>>190161

Poofta

>>190158

Does she take you to the tribal court?

>>190141

I'm not sure you've thought this one through, NEET.

>>190124

I wouldn't ban alcohol, I'd ban something else.

>>190117

The officers just want to protect your neighbor from Islamophobia.

>>190105

<handrubbing intensifies

>>190100 (checked)

>The worst aspect of the gen is politically correct faggots

Dubs confirm.

>>190093

>not browsing the gen in public

Sack up, NEET. I browse the gen at work.

>>190091 (palindromed)

>>190090

Great write-in vote.

>>190088 (checked, hailed)

Shitty write-in vote.

>>190086

Also a great write-in vote.

By the by, where's cheesy?

>>190068

>late

>>190020

Are you still sperging about greentext stories? Holy shit, NEET.

>>190017

Who made you the poop police. Let the man grunt one out in private.

>>190000 (checked)

Nice quads, NEET.

>>189999 (checked)

Also nice quads, but you did not use them wisely.

>>189995

>respecting wahmen

>ever

>>189947

>>189948

Mistress T was born 1976.

>>189949

She's 42.

>be me

>forget to take risperidone today

>towerposting and autismally replying to hours and hours of posts

>researching some fetish model's age

<clipboardNEET has good taste in women.

>>190127

What kind of security?

Check my dubs!

>>190145

The Day of the Tendie sounds like the opposite of The Day of the Rope. It's like the rapture or something.

>>190166

We all can't be as cool as (You)

>>190164

What benefits do you find from using risperidone?

>>190159

Getting ready to cast some spells.

>>190169

I don't actually use it, it's just an autism meme.

Fucking stat test tomorrow lads, I might be going off to uni.

I've been having those sweet neet sleep-ins but need to up at seven tomorrow and can't afford to be sleep deprived so I'm going to get smashed tonight so I fall asleep around seven or eight.

>>190172

>get smashed before exam

A+ plan.

>>190173

The night before the exam, smashed by 7 pm, up by 7 am, test at 10am.

>>190172

statistics, you must be a smartNEET

can you help us convince boomers that it's their shitty pension payments and their kid's family payments that are burdening the system, not unemployment and DSP?

>>190176

No, the uni admissions test, not statistics.

>>190176

It's welfare. Look at your tax return.

>>190176

http://www.satac.edu.au/stat

>>190179

Did you not finish highschool or something?

>>190180

I did, piss poor results though.

>>190181

Sorry to hear it, NEET. Have you been improving since?

>>190182

Yeah, thanks. I'm getting my shit together.

>>190125

Spoiler shit dickhead.

>>190151

Deep.

>>190155

Latika Bourke's feverish blowjobs.

>>190187

Wouldn't mind tbh.

That fucking IKEA shit must have taken me 2 hours or so.

>>190164

>you did not use them wisely.

They were the highest quality quads in ages.

>>190183

good work, remember to reward yourself with a trip to Dan's AFTER the test, not BEFORE

this is very important

>>190164

>clipboardNEET has good taste in women.

thanks, my misso is a nigger. I like it when the NEETs approve.

>>190192

I used to be the only clipboard NEET. You tried it and found it the best way to post.

>>190164

Who are you quoting?

>>190188

Me neither. I can't watch ads so all my tv viewing fap sessions when I watched it were just of abc24 hosts.

>>190193

Nah, I got a new laptop and don't want this one to be full of folders of memes and webms.

>>190195

I used to like it when Nicole Chettle read the midday news.

>>190193

It is the best way to posts though. Memes get stale after a couple uses and this way the pics are always fresh/.

>>190197

I hated the mid day one, Ros Childs is a dirty scrag. And not in the good way.

>>190200

>>190198

>>190201

I thought NoFun would be anti-booze.

Tide Pods are kosher.

Snack up.

>>190193

It's lazy and you don't get to troll using filenames.

>>190191

This is good advice.

>>190204

There are no trolls around these parts, my friend.

>>190187

[[urge to racemix intensifies]]

>>190188 (checked, hailed)

AdiDubs reminding me to not racemix.

When you're alone and life is making you lonely

You can always go Dan's Town

When you've got worries, all the noise and the hurry

Seems to help, I know, Dan's Town

Just listen to the music of the traffic in the city

Linger on the sidewalk where the neon signs are pretty

How can you lose?

The lights are much brighter there

You can forget all your troubles, forget all your cares

So go Dan's Town

Things will be great when you're Dan's Town

No finer place for sure, Dan's Town

Everything's waiting for you

>>190173

I went to the pub before a cryptography exam once. It was a three hour exam, and I really needed a piss half way through.

>>190211 (checked)

What mark did you get lol

>>190212

D for distinction

>>190214

Good work neeto, was the course filled with pajeets?

>>190215

There were a few, but mostly whites.

>>190216

X

>>190217

XXOO

>>190216

Probably too difficult for them.

>>190219

It was math based, so too hard to cheat in at exam time.

Skeet all over the walls.

>>190221

Mummybot will be most displeased.

>>190222

Depends on who's mummybot.

>>190224

Why?

>>190226

Nice watch.

1. How do you strike up a conversation with a girl?

2. Should you talk to her the way you would anyone else (as in a nice friendly conversation) or should you treat it differently?

>>190229

Nobody wants to hear anything a broad says

>>190229

Just inject her with the sleeping drugs and dump her in the Astra.

Conversation doesn't come into it.

>>190229

Don’t say anything, just stand there and stare intently at her. Repeat each day for a week.

I’m just going to hold a NEETup and kidnap Shire’s sheila.

>>190233

Cuck him.

>>190230

I want a gf and I want to be in love.

>>190233

I once cucked Dan.

>>190236

A bold strategy.

>>190229

>2. Should you talk to her the way you would anyone else (as in a nice friendly conversation) or should you treat it differently?

It's not like talking to a normal person, you need to amuse her, hold frame, be flirty, etc. It's annoying.