/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

>>190629

Hey Spastic Fantastic

Don't compare my situation to others. I've used image boards for years, with girlfriends, without girlfriends.

Can you say the same?

>>190627

"Take these dexies for they are my body, then go out and rape"

>>190633

He'll live.

Any one seen west world?

>>190635

I watch west wank

anyone itt

oh lawdy

>>190637

Marvels Iron fist is pretty cool too.

>>190640

Two and a half wanks was a good show too

>>190631

yes, actually

Goon / Good Morning NEETs.

>>190641

Always edging towards a third wank?

>>190635

Watched when I was sick as a kid. Had a nightmare about Yul Brinner and the bad guy from the 3 Amigos chasing me through a desert.

None of you spastics have noticed yet ?

YA GOT THE EDITION NUMBER WRONG YA FUCKIN MONG

>>190646

It's the 'one more edition' edition as referenced by the pepe

>>190636

where can i watch it?

Mong lives mstter

>>190649

Ming loves mother

>>190648

On a television set ?

>>190651

havnt seen it broadcast in my 20 somthing years of life. anywhere else?

where can i DL matlab?

>>190652

https://rarbg.to/torrents.php?search=westworld&category%5B%5D=18&category%5B%5D=41&category%5B%5D=49

Spontaneous aboriginal gangrape

Spontaneous aboriginal enema

Spontaneous aboriginal barf

>>190659

That was an epic bloody adventure m8, kek/10

This is a fucking dreadful gen.

Sperg, you are worse than weber on a bad day.

>not a pepe

>wrong number

>no link to old

>no capitals.

Worst of all I can't edit pics.

Big penis poo

Public toilet rape

Ok, I've fixed most of it minus changing the pic to a pepe. Only possum can do that.

Good work NEETs.

Defrosted aboriginal semen

Fucking terrible thread.

t. Weber.

>>190490

How'd that work out for you?

>>190526

Why? What productive things do you have planned?

>>190669

This is why late night NEETs shouldn't make Gen's.

>>190636

I've seen the movie, wasn't planning on watching the show.

>>190530

I tried to watch it, I got through a season and a half. I wanted to watch it from start to end.

I think if I get around to watching it again I will start with next gen.

>>190536

What the fuck are you eating?

>>190540

I can't remember any gore.

>>190554

No one can ascertain how long a Monaro actually is.

>>190659

Poor Craig.

>>190568

>>190569

There are certain sects within society where these people do socialise, my mate is a bit like that and is constantly putting on barbies and piss ups for people like that. The last few I saw, there was a fat weeb, an old cunt on a walker, a deaf girl with a definite intellectual disability, a high functioning downie, exDV victims and perpetrators. I don't know how he meets these people but the parties are like some whacky sperg out where they all just start letting it all out. On a funny note, I've never seen a fight at any and everyone's still friends at the end of the night. He's from the bush and I think that makes a big difference, because he's from a small town, it taught him that he can't be choosey and lets anyone in.

>>190583

That's just what I wanted to hear first thing in the morning.

>>190585

>a Republic of Love.

noice

>>190588

I used to think like this but not just ethnicity but governmental systems. So, if you want to be a Communist etc. you move to the communist country. The issue I have with this apart from being entirely infeasible is that the local populations would need to be displaced. There are no groups that are entirely happy with the way things are except for maybe tribal groups who are unaware there are alternatives.

>>190659

Nice OC

>>190661

Replace it with one of NK's videos like party in the goon cave and call it a day.

>>190679

Good Idea but it needs to be a pepe.

>>190680

There is a pepe. He can "pull it out and have a look" to keep him entertained.

>>190681

Nah it needs to be visible from the catalogue.

I think the one that is there now is retarded enough to capture what sperg is all about.

I mean, it's apu but that's ok.

>>190682

b-but it is from YouTube search

>>190683

Fine.

>>190684

Leave it.

>>190684

>>190685

May be next time when someone fucks it up.

>>190686

>>190685

I've already changed it.

>>190687

I now can't wait until he awakes…

>>190688

He probably doesn't read posts he misses. Basically a fucking tourist.

>>190689

He cannot avoid the original post though, that's what I love. Especially when he reflects on it and realises that it's him.

>>190689

>>190690

Plus the video needs more plays tbh

>>190692

Ads on this site if high frequency can be very costly. I at one point considered doing a targeted meme ad but the cost was XX USD a day to target a specific board.

>>190692

Put it in your friends mouth for added pleasure.

>>190693

Can they really be selling that many robot vaginas ?

Even on 8chan ?

>>190695

8ch is probably their entire market.

>>190695

98% of the 8chan population have never touched a female.

>>190697

And half of the other 2% got arrested for it

>/ausneets/

>The good 1%

>>190697

>>190698

Good quality banter.

>>190699

>>190700

Including this post.

>>190699

Who are you touching

>>190702

No one unfortunately.

But I have touched grown women and hope to do so again.

Fetish for deaf chicks

HOT

https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/egypt-investigates-explicit-video-allegedly-filmed-atop-the-great-pyramid-of-giza/news-story/e0ef4c8a1e1b55eca2c0b869aeaa1c82

>>190705

We need hot UNNA on top of Ayers Rock.

>>190706

H O T

>>190705

>>190706

didn't a french women do something similar on top of Ayers rock?

>>190704

Back in the day Max Hardcore did a scene with a deaf girl. She made some interesting noises.

should've been an aboriginal deaf girl

racist cunts

It’s hot when a girl says “talk dirty to me” and you’re all “do you like that, you fat fucking retard?” and then they start crying.

>>190711

Crazy girls are the best

>>190708

Can you please find it for us to review the footage?

>>190712

What about clinically insane girls?

https://efukt.com/22639_destiny_deville_is_crazy.html

>>190715

>Single aboriginal man seeking experienced aboriginal woman.

>Enjoys four hour long fuck sessions

>Knows how to treat a man right

>>190716

Who are you quoting?

My outlook for NK.

>>190715

What about us poor white dogs who want to experience dreamtime first hand?

>>190720

Cultural appropriate is bad mmmmkay?

>>190721

*appropriation

>>190721

Exactly.

Where are the sites for people of all walks of life who are after the cute UNNA girls?

Morning bogans

Last day of freedom

>>190724

Top of the morning to you to!

>>190724

All I'm doing today is preparing for the week ahead.

N-NEET Li-ife..

>>190726

>IKTF

>>190726

This is the 3rd weekend in a row that I've driven down the coast early Saturday morning, worked all day, and driven back at dawn on Sunday morning.

I'm wrecked.

Two more weeks of waging and then I'm off work from the 22nd until the 7th.

>>190728

This is what we always wanted.. right?

I don't think I get a holiday period apart from the public holidays.

>>190728

>Two more weeks of waging

Are you a teacher or work in field connected to education?

>>190730

He has an apprentice now, so yes.

>>190729

You should accrue leave though?

My workplace has a forced shutdown over Christmas, which is good and bad. Good in that you get a break, but bad in that they're dictating the use of some of your leave.

>>190730

No, just workplace shuts down over Xmas/NY.

>>190731

Wut?

>>190732

>Good in that you get a break, but bad in that they're dictating the use of some of your leave.

In the worst part of the year, the shops are starting to become unbearable (so much traffic, people can't park their big cars adding to the congestion) and we are still a fortnight from Christmas.

>>190732

Yeah I do get leave that I can use. If my mate is actually going to move to Lismore I'll take a week off to do that as long as he gives me a month notice because that's how long I need to tell my work.

>>190734

Apart from visiting Dan and the range a few times, I don't plan to venture out much.

>>190736

I just listened to Whisky Before Breakfast.

>>190737

I like going out to get a bite to eat (a roast chook, chips) and the local area was heavily congested that I kept driving to go home.

Going to go shopping, what do you all want?

>>190741

friends

>tfw socially isolated young male

>>190741

Bung fritz. Veet.

>>190742

I'll see if they have any in stock. I may only be able to find some in the discontinued section.

>>190741

can u get me some Vaseline (it's for a friend)

>>190743

I did last time and it's still sitting in the fridge because it wasn't good enough.

>>190745

Am I that friend?

>>190741

Another Saturday, please

>>190744

thank you friend, remember to get some NEETtreats for yourself.

>>190746

If I recall correctly, you didn't buy bung fritz, you purchased some Jacob's dog-meat-labeled-as-fritz.

>>190748

I may have to put that on laybuy for a week.

>>190750

I'll never please you my classy brand name friend.

>>190723

>who are after the cute UNNA girls?

Just offer them a pack off smokes at the train station

this may get you bashed though

>>190753

Boongs are like seagulls, if you give one a cig they all want a cig

>>190754

That's how you get a boong gangbang

A goongboong ?

simultaneous noonga orgasm

>>190755

Gangajang is koori for gooned boong gangbang

>>190756

>goongboong

How do say that word:

Goon-g-boong

?

>>190758

>Gangajang

Isn't that a zoomer song

>>190758

>Gangajang Boongajoong

>>190759

Imagine gangbang said in a maori accent

>>190761

YES

>>190762

>got me cuz an me other cuz over fer a goongboong bro

>>190762

choice gungbung ay bro

On that, I'm going shopping, I'll try and find some friends and not laugh at any Goongaboongas

>>190764

>African tribes

>Peruvian Amazon

>>190767

Cheers mate

Try not to get caught up in any aboriginal sex while you're away

While I don’t mind dating non-Indigenous men, it does become tiresome to be someone’s introduction to Indigenous Australia. If you’re gonna make me give you a cultural awareness training session, my consultancy rate is a whole lot larger than just the cost of dinner…

>>190768

Yeah, but there's some fit brown chick with a fist(?) in her pussy in the thumbnail.

>>190770

t. Some fucking octoroon with an arts degree

>>190770

>cultural awareness training session

What sort of cunt would even do this on a date anyway ?

>>190771

There is nothing sexual about Aboriginal abortions, mate

>>190774

What if it a REALLY hot boong chick having the abortion ?

>>190776

She's got big tits, I'd do her

>>190776

I'm surprised the real boongs don't call thsi shit out.

>>190779

They're too busy staring at her tits

>>190779

Boongs are not particularly political people. They have transcended inane political discourse in favor of getting gooned at the local park on a Tuesday afternoon.

>>190670

Watching anime and reading.

>>190778

She has a face for radio.

>>190782

Why would you get v& for a youtube link?

>>190784

Yeah … but … big tits

>>190782

That anime folder is far more likely to attract the attention of our asiotic friends than a simple screenshot of native nudity, mate.

>>190776

Read on for more aboLARP cringe here: https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/jun/20/ebony-allen-indigenous-x

>>190788

I bet she's never even been gangbanged by real boongs

>>190788

>Each week, a new guest hosts the @IndigenousX twitter account. We're inviting them to tell us about who they are

I wonder how these guests are chosen

>>190781

An enlightened people.

>>190791

Most of us are too retarded to acquire drugs

>>190791

You took gingerbeer drugs yesterday..

I just get high on the smell of burning charcoal and dripping fat.

>>190790

Herschelstein Rosenblatt and his mates choose from who's been doing their duties well

Anyone else suffer through constant fatigue or lethargy? Can barely get off the couch today

>tfw vanguard

>>190796

Is it strange that your post instantly made me think of cannibalism ?

>>190802

Yes?

Just 3 weeks till the end of year Council Banquet.

When we slaughter and feast upon the smallest NEET.

>>190798

Yes. How many hours sleep do you get a night on avg?

>>190806

>THROW OUT THE ANIME AND SURRENDER !

>no, you'll never take my chinese dolls

>IF YOU DO NOT SURRENDER THE ANIME WE WILL OPEN FIRE !

>go away you horrible person

>BANG BANG

>>190808

It's kind of the dark side of Nurgle2018 we don't like to mention ….

>>190812

This made me laugh

>>190813

It was a good collection of memes that were posted. I wish I had more.

>>190809

7 probably, doesn't change if I sleep more

>>190816

5-6 would be my usual, figured if I get 8 it might fix the fatigue but yeah, it doesn't seem to make a difference

>>190819

>>190816

Really? I sleep nine hours every night.

Another lonely day. All I want for Christmas is to die.

>>190820

Well I have a 14 inch penis but you don't see me rubbing it in NEETs faces

>>190818

Your corpse will be pink after I drive you around in my carbon monoxide van.

>>190822

>14 inch penis

Don't you worry about breaking it?

>>190823

>masculine self control

>hordes a gargantuan stash of doodles depicting prepubescent girls

>>190827

co3 turns flesh pink

>>190828

Google image search confirms. Some nice tits too

>>190825

Fold it in half for double girth bonus

>>190831

kek

>>190769

Saw a hot UNNA chick on the way back, she might've been Polynesian or something.

>>190775

What the fuck is going on here?

>>190781

Real NEETs.

>>190835

NoFun?

The reason I made it was because it can be hard to find them online, well I could not anyway.

>>190802

You are beginning to understand the true depravity of Weber

>>190806

I bet you'd love a full course of thick NEETmeat.

>>190808

That is a good pepe, you should use that for the next Gen.

>>190817

I do not like that picture.

>>190818

Maybe Dan is a Quartermaster.

>>190844

White is Infantry in the German army…

>>190839

Why do you think that is?

>>190845

His uniform is grey.

I could not find any friends that were on special and I did not want to ask if I could get a deal for any as there were a lot of people at the shops.

>>190850

Ahh. German air force too. The tow on the left are actually in the Luftwaffe, hence the Yellow corps colour for Luftwaffe ground forces.

Is there an ausneets discord?

>>190848

**

WHERE'S ME FRITZ?

**

>>190855

Not for you.

>>190855

glowing asio boong

>>190857

>>190858

Fuck off.

>>190859

Now you will definitely not find out.

>>190855

what would be the point? This pretty much is a discord as it is.

>>190863

Namefagging

>>190855

Be gone heathen.

>>190859

Hah, ya blew it.

>>190856

I got some last time, plus I went to aldi and they don't sell proper fritz.

Serious question - why does this board become even more shit than usual on the weekends? Does the weekend wagie invasion bring with it normie degeneracy?

>>190870

>wagie invasion

Who do you think you are posting to on the week days?

I don't know who the extras are on the weekend.

>>190872

This wagie posts less on the weekend.

>>190872

Can confirm, am wagie, post all week

>>190874

go back to hogwarts you big fucken poofta

>>190873

I think I do too, I didn't post much yesterday.

>>190874

Nah man, a lot of the meme type shit like Dan and boongs is posted by people that just come to do that and not have any actual discussion.

>>190879

Yes.

>>190881

Yes, and they do it all week. Just the weekends see them with less to do so they can post more of it.

>>190882

Those things do get posted through the week but there are some who think this is an imageboard.

>>190883

>>190871

MAXIMUM PREFORMANCE

>>190887

It isn't an imageboard.

>>190889

The average Gen has less than 100 pictures posted in them, most of the time they are not necessary and without context which is how the NEETs you are complaining about post.

>>190890

What's wrong with her eyes?

>>190890

Ahh … it's the morning

>>190891

The idea behind an image board is that you post an image with your post to enhance it or for a specific reason. You don't have to post an image and posting an image does not automatically make it a good post. I don't complain because they are images without context or need but because they are terrible images attached to terrible posts.

>>190894

That would be relevant if this was an imageboard.

>>190897

Is facebook an imageboard?

>>190899

facebook is a (((nigger)))

>>190899

I don't mean to be rude with this post but how new are you? The whole format of this site is what is called an image board.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imageboard

>>190890

How am I supposed to jack off to this stuff if they look like Ayylmaos.

>>190902

I don't know. I was impersonating Oriental Fancier, even though it's against the rules.

That's it, I'm banning this faggot.

>>190901

I don't want to be part of imageboard culture and as a proud internet connoisseur I do not identify as a fuckwit chan user.

We are better than the rest of the scum on the chans.

>>190905

A classic nofun move

>>190911

Well I am, you may be, it's too soon to tell. Everybody else here is either the same or worse.

>>190914

>Everybody else here is either the same or worse.

Bullshit. Most of the regulars here have been on this site for close to half a decade. The rest of them have changed and adopted shit from every wave that has come to this shithole.

/ausneets/ is better, if you don't believe me, go see for yourself. None of those boards are like they were.

>>190916

I don't think so.

Is artNEET even still here? He made some high quality shit.

Its raining

>>190917

>He made some high quality shit.

100% agreed. I hope he has been well.

>>190918

raining in my heart

>>190920

Buy an umbrella.

>>190921

It was a song, you heathen.

>>190915

>Most of the regulars here have been on this site for close to half a decade.

So? It's often the oldest posters that are the worst.

>The rest of them have changed and adopted shit from every wave that has come to this shithole.

So?

>>190922

>you heathen

Like this?

>>190923

I'll punch you in the tit bitch.

>Fucken redtext in the morning, ughhhh

FML

>>190929

>stop bitching.

I had to fix it.

Do it right or don't do it at all.

Any one into the Hoods?

>>190930

It's the afternoon.

Gorgeous poojeeta receptionist at the doctor's

>>190931

Lol I didn't but i can offer too, in the event next time.

I understand how you post and make the pages bro.

>>190933

11;03am

>>190934

Giver her a cheeky wink

Are you NEETs on the drugs again ?

>>190941

They've been putting the bad chemicals in the bins behind dans again

>>190941

Not me, don't know about the other NEETs though.

All of them my brother@!

Wasn't a huge fan of the re-created spidey films as they've been so many times, but it's nice that there finally tying him in with other film series.

And I would have to say I just hate this whole Marvel vs DC bullshit. originally they we're one and the same and all cause of fucken corporate greed and Stan lee passing, now his universe will forever be separated…..

<I cry a little inside bro

>we'll never see the teen titans Allie with the fantastic four or have them fight against Mephistopheles with doctor strange.

>>190941

Man, half the people on here can't function without them, that's a really stupid question to put on here bro, i'm sure you can come up with a better one?

>>190944

The council must be made aware of this comment. It is a danger to neet kind

Between goon, weed, crack, medication, tobacco and NK's thirst for VB.

>>190945

<Think that's yeah a really stupid question man

>>190945

The council is monitoring this stinky NEETs return.

>>190944

> that's a really stupid question to put on here bro, i'm sure you can come up with a better one?

Alrighty I'll give it a shot.

How much practice did it take before you could fist your own anus ?

That's some genuine talent there son.

>>190948

Ha, you think that's funny.

<You imagine people fisting them selves?

>Good job, you just gave me the argument mate.

THaNkS FoR tHEINFOmATioN

FUckCen NoT

nofun is evolving

>>190949

Are you 12 years old ?

Or just a genuine fucking retard ?

>>190951

If my memory is correct, this particular NEET lives in a clapped out caravan and smokes cones all day.

>>190954

He does

<It's gonna be blue soon

>>190954

It's good to see someone out there living the true neet dream

Hey insecure neet, this is for you

>I get it

Big aboriginal poo

>190959

No aboriginal (You)

>>190959

So wake in the morning, step outside and I take a big breath and get real high………….

>>190960

I don't find aboriginals in the slightest bit human.

>>190944

>All of them my brother@!

I wish I had access to that many drugs.

>>190963

Just go to the doctor, tell him ya feeling suicidal and depressed and want to take your life.

<You'll fucken get drugs mate

>>190962

Boongs are humans in their purest form.

>>190964

The world truly opens up when your dick stops working

>>190967

kek

i now understand why possum doesn't post here anymore.

>>190969

Yes.

>>190970

anime is a drug tbqh

>>190972

No.

>>190972

if it is, its not an addictive one.

aboriginal anal beeds

>>190974

The existence of weebs would suggest otherwise

>>190950

Into what? I am the same as always.

>>190976

I guess i was just never addictive to it.

>>190980

Just goes to show how full of shit you are, is all.