/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

WEBER IS THE BEST NEET

>>191373

A stern but fair warning.

>>191402

I hope you can be a nice NEET this time. I do not want to dislike anyone.

>>191402

pedopepe

>>191403

Thank you. I try but I have my limits.

SYDNEY

>>191373

>pointless edgy faggotry for the sake of just stirring up shit

I am not going to let that rambling garbage go on for hours. No thank you.

>>191395

What's for dinner?

I've got the misso making home made kfc.

Last time I made it it came out great, better than the colonels.

This time the recipe is a bit different, soaked it in buttermilk.

>>191409

Buttermilk is the traditional way.

I had a Woolies chook for dinner. I saved enough to make chicken and gravy rolls for breakfast.

>>191410

Last one I didn't, I saw a recipe that kfc does and they soak theirs in brine.

Do you make your own gravy or use the premade stuff?

>>191409

How do you keep the batter from coming off while cooking? Deep fry I guess?

I got 3 eye fillet steaks not sure what to have with.

>>191412

>I got 3 eye fillet steaks not sure what to have with.

Hasselback potatoes.

>>191411

Just instant gravy mix usually.

I'm going to go have that bath. This thread has a much smoother feel to it already.

>>191415

Have a Radox bath

>>191414

That seems like a lot of work first thing in the morning. I am not very good at making gravy, I always end up with lumps.

>>191413

Must they be hasselback, I have some general sort of chat potatoes

>>191418

They can be whatever style you like, friend. I just like hasselback because they're like a hybrid roast potato and chip.

>>191416

Got no radox. I forgot to get some, I used to use epsom salts. I think they are better and they are cheaper but they dont deliver them anymore. Apparently they are an ingredient in crack.

>>191419

>>191418

What's your take on the average cheap potatoes? they're the ones I usually get.

>>191412

Yeah, deep fry. She just said that the ones with a double coat are coming off a bit so she'll just do single coats.

>>191420

What about you add the old cup of metho instead. Secret dreamtime cure.

>>191417

I just mix 1 tablespoon of powder with a third of a cup of boiling water and stir it up with a fork.

Other than pulling the chicken apart and nuking it for 20 seconds, and toasting the buns under the grill, it doesn't take much work.

>>191419

I see ye know yer potatoes well, thanks for the tips, Paddy

>>191423

That's how they got the big nostrils.

>>191420

Not an active ingredient, epsom salts are used to step on narcotics & are fairly non harmful and cheap for that purpose

>>191429

Did you check one with a skewer to make sure it was cooked?

>>191424

Even doing it that way I seem to end up with lumps.

>>191430

Cut one up to see if they were in long enough.

>>191429

Looks tasty, would smash that with mayo and chilli sauce

>>191427

My mate who goes on NEETcruises with me sometimes used to be a gear freak and said that the epsom salts is what gives you the "bum rush" as he calls it.

I am not entirely sure what he means by that.

>>191434

Weren't bath salts consumed a few years ago and made people go crazy?

>>191433

I have some aoli I'll probably put with it but as is they are good, there's lots of spices in the batter and the buttermilk makes them very juicy.

>>191435

Yeah, have any of you tried that? Seems pretty retarded.

>>191431

if ur using gravox, mix it with cold water first, then bring it to the boil, have extra water handy incase you have used too much gravy mix and it thickens too quickly

>>191437

Nah, if seemed to make people too crazy.

>>191434

he has no idea what he's on about, we all know a that guy

>>191435

it wasn't literal bath salts, it was a sort of street name, and besides that many of the cases of so called bath salts rampage perpetrators turned out to not be on anything. Something else was going on that was making some negroes deranged.

>>191439

thats really nice with fried rice

>>191435

It wasn't actual bathsalts, it was some weird stimulant shit that makes people go insane.

>>191438

> cold water first

huh, never heard that before. I might give it a try. Cheers.

There's a good docco on police patrolling redfern boongs in the early 90's,you can tell they're trying not to say boong or coon on camera

>>191445

From what I have heard but never researched. The boong in the car won compo because of racial profiling from the pigs. That he could never afford such a car.

saw a very curvaceous young lady while gardening out the front.

I hope she acknowledged the sustenance a hard working NEET could provide for her through his green thumb.

Back to factory slaving tomorrow, mixed feelings about that.

Misso made spicy chicken noodles, ate so much I could fall into a serious food coma.

Sunday night blues setting in

>>191447

Please keep going.

>If it gets fucked, we do not have an alternative.

>Implying

OI CAHNTZ LETZ GOZ TA /unnapol/

>>>/unnapol/

>>191451

NAZBOONG MOB

>>191448

Life of the wagie m8, just gotta keep going

>>191452

WE OUT HERE EMUSTEPPIN AND CIGGIE-INHAILIN

>>191445

Almost 30 years later and Redfern is still a stinky shithole, but now with hipsters.

>>191453

>>191457

Change the ciggie to a vape.

>>191446

CAN'T ESCAPE THE BLACK JUSTICE YOU WHITE DOG!

>>191447

Noble traditions, gender roles, striving for common good. All that has been extinguished and replaced by the Daddy State and YouGoGirl Empowerment™.

>>191447

Yes, good.

Bath didn't help. Still feel like my body is failing me and I'll be an invalid in a decade.

Rounding out the evening with a glass of Talisker Storm.

>>191462

Try goon.

>>191465

Careful she doesn't leave any poo stains on the ceiling in the back seat.

>>191463

Pretty good whisky.

>>191455

What happened to the abo's? I only ever hear about redfern when they have fires and riots, which used to be quite common.

>>191466

Each poo stain helps me keep track of how many I get

>>191462

Chin up, DSP's in sight m8.

>>191468

The chinks bought everything, there was a blow up because a real estate sign in redfern had Chinese writing on it saying that most of the aboriginals had moved out

New thread in 680.

>>191471

Where did they move too, though?

>>191468

Hipsters gentrified it, but it's still a shithole.

>>191473

Joondalup Dan Murpheys

>>191475

The most likely answer.

Survived my weekly excursion to the normie shopping centre. Only three more tips and the year will be over and done with

>>191473

Undesirables were sent away in the lead up to the 2000 olympics.

When awakened from a goon coma 1800kms away from redfern they'll spend what dought they have on goon or metho instead of travel costs to get back to redfern.

Talked to that specialNEET.

>>191479

How's he doing?

So bored. Literally dunno what to do

>>191482

Have a wank

>>191480

The self checkouts were all open and free during my visit, it was like Christmas had come early. There is no worse feel than some teenage cashier saying "this aisle is free if you want to come through" when you're waiting for a self checkout to free up, though.

>>191482

Have a read

>>191481

Same as he has been, minor things causing big stresses. He seems ok. I don't think he will come back for any extended periods again.

That's a bit shit, he knew how to keep the peace and all of us in line.

>>191484

I was at a checkout and then I saw that noone was in the self service. I was next in line and I went to the self service and heard the checkout chick say "teenagers huh?" to the lady she was serving. It was very awkward, especially since I'm almost 30.

>>191485

>That's a bit shit, he knew how to keep the peace and all of us in line.

Yeah, he completed the comfiness of this place.

Only just noticed the OP file name.

I’m off to bed.

Looking forward to my gravy rolls for breakfast.

Night all.

>>191490

>Only just noticed the OP file name.

lol. Good night, neet.

>>191490

Night big fella, sleep tight.

>>191489

Scarily accurate, just need a few greedy boomer politicians and that's it

Has anyone noticed 20-30 yr old women referring to their boyfriends as "HE IS JUST SUCH A GOOD BOY"

nauseating

>>191494

Are you sure they aren't talking about their dogs?

>>191496

Goodnight oriental fancier.

>>191496

reicnaf latneiro thgindooG

>>191498

cruisey you boong

>>191496

Night

>>191487

take that as a complement cruisey

>>191502

Was it you got asked for ID to buy passion pop last week ?

>>191504

Then the Romans showed up and killed them all

NEETs just want to have fun

>>191504

>and most of them were homos.

What exactly are you trying to imply, neet?

>>191507

The Etruscans were Italian boongs

>>191510

>>191509

Papa guisepi's home brand ethanol.

>>191512

the neet in the first picture has a very large bum

>>191512

I thought you were joking but holy shit Pic 2 is basically NK, that Jew Boong

I'm going to do an RSA/RCG course tommorow so I'll have more options in my search for work, wish me luck boys

>>191514

All the better to do big poos with

>>191516

You can be our man on the inside at Dans

>>191517

Does that mean women do bigger poos than men?

>>191514

thiccNEET

>>191520

Yes, the size of womens poo's is truly shocking

>>191516

Good luck NEET, you'll do great.

>>191524

That one even looks like a boong !

>>191373

wtf happened while i was watching anime/sleeping/playing warcraft?

>>191528

>>191529

>>191527

>>191524

>>191518

>>191512

>>191507

>>191504

>>191502

wtf am i looking at?

>>191530

the council had a meeting and decided that you should no longer be welcome in the gen nofun

>>191531

NKs long lost Jew ancestors

>>191534

NK do you have him saved as your background

>>191536

>It's actually a live view from nk's webcam

>>191537

I haven't gotten up for six months

Inhumane aboriginal orgy

anyone itt

Pulverised aboriginal anus

Had a McRib today, it was ok but not too great

>tfw Mcdepressed

>>191545

Have a McWank

Time for a rest. Night Night NEETs

Chicken and gravy rolls have been consumed. Very yummy.

>>191548

also good morning to all.

>>191548

Morning mate, glad to hear it. I had some more fried chicken and it wasn't as good as when I made it last time. The batter didn't stick on and the oil burnt it a bit. Was still ok.

>>191550

>>191549

Good morning, How's the weather this morning?

>>191552

Morning, it looks like it's going to be a nice day. Bit fresh at the moment. Listening to the magpies warble, there's heaps of them.

Up before 8 for the first time in ages

Refreshing feel

good morning all. gotta go wage soon, but for some reason I'm in a better mood this morning than usual. I hope you mob are in a good mood too.

>>191555

>>191554

Morning, good to hear you're in high spirits

>>191549

>>191550

>>191551

>>191552

>>191553

>>191555

>>191556

Morning NEETs, gotta wage soon, feeling a bit nervous today, the gf is going for her licence this afternoon.

>>191557

Good morning, good luck to the misso

Good morning all, anyone got anything exciting planned today?

>>191555

Good to hear, I'm feeling ok, pretty tired still. What hours do you wage?

>>191559

Morning mate.

>>191559

Don't know if it's exciting or not but I have an appointment at Cenno at 11am

>>191560

>Off to face the day, got to get some dry cleaning and there is a participant coming in that wants more than what their funding allows. They cant seem to get that they can't just get everything they want, this is after being allocated close to $100k. That's going to be fun.

>

Sounds like a fucking parasite.

>>191560

>I hear in the wind that someone special may be popping in this afternoon

Dan?

Traffic was just fucked, 1 hour sitting on the freeway doing 30 like the movie office space. I hate wageing.

Good morning freeters and NEETs. Karen will not be available to the public today.

>>191563

She can barely speak English

Dry cleaners just opened the door, half an hour later than what they advertise

>>191567

Good to know we're importing disabled/retarded foreigners.

>>191569

We share a dream and sing with one voice.

>>191566

This is unacceptable.

As a non-tax paying member of the NEET thread I demand my daily Karen.

1/16 over

1/80 of the work week over

>>191572

I'm 3/8 over.

i just watched black panther, it is very over rated.

1/4160 of the work year over

>>191575

when are you visiting wakanda?

>>191574

And full of chicken and gravy.

Lucky NEET

>>191578

You know what they say:

The early bird gets the chicken and gravy rolls and can go home at 14.30.

>>191577

Hopefully soon. it seems like a lovely place, where nothing can possibly go wrong.

Have a wakanda

>>191581

the best bit in the movie is when the black people grunt like animals.

19 degrees today in Shitbourne, going to go see my mate today.

I quit smoking last night bros

>>191587

congratulation! you should celebrate with a wank

>>191585

Hello Possum.

>>191589

I'm not Possum lad

10th day into nocoffeeDecember…feeling good

Old mate from the gun club died late yesterday.

Feeling quite good after the neet run

Good natural anti tumescant

me and somebody else at work parked in the two disabled bays. some dude in a wheelchair is really shitty now lol

>>191596

i'm fat and autistic, so that's two disabilities to his one (probably fake) one.

>>191593

f

Did my STAT test yesterday and I feel like I went pretty well. I had a pretty bad case of the shits in the morning but it didn't give me any trouble during the test although some of the farts had me worried.

>>191600

Great job on the crop mate, truly wonderful.

>>191600

The fucking nigger uploaded a 16mb image. I resized it 50% in MS Paint, but that added in all the white shit.

>>191600

The main organiser of this operation's resume and bio is here:

https://profiles.tigweb.org/worldyouth1

Main site here:

http://www.celebrateafricanaustralians.org/contacts

This country's fucked. The guy's resume reads like a 15 yr old wrote it and he's got Commbank and SBS as major sponsors amongst a huge array of other govt and corporate participants. The affiliated organisations are also an extensive list that could be summarised as "whitey not wanted here".

A whole day of induction to work in a factory, omg the beaurecracy is intense

>>191603

Yes and? everyone knows the country is fucked, it will turn into a mixture of china and America. A truly horrifying creature.

Or an anime superman with a terracotta army of Chuck Norris'.

Stop being so negative.

Real Wagie hours are very quiet.

What are you all up to?

>>191608

Not much, my new headphones arrived today. im honestly sitting here bored, thinking about playing a game soon. What about you?

>>191604

Haven't had that one, but should be good. That's from the Speyside region.

Taking a train to go see my mate who's staying by the coast this couple of weeks, and the train has been standing in between stations for nearly an hour now because someone got hit by a train down the line. Public transport in Shitbourne truly is a shitshow.

>>191598

If there's an upside, it's that instead of 9 days left waging before my holiday, I only have 8 on account of the funeral.

>>191611

This happens in Radelaide fairly often. They won't clear that shit for three hours at least. The cunt's already dead and mashed up, I don't know why they can't just mark the GPS coordinates and keep the trains running.

>>191611

The people who commit suicide like that have no common courtesy.

>>191614

selfish weak cunts basically

>>191615

fucking oath, they should just off themselves

>>191616

are you Hue's brother?

>>191615

That should go out like a true Australian and try and beat Martin Bryant's record.

>>191617

distant cousins

Hey gang.

>>191619

Bom dia.

Rectal.

Prolapse.

Hello?

I'm back bitches. Anyone clean the oven and do the washing while I was at work?

>>191624

I made dinner.

>>191625

Cheers hun, you're a pearl.

>>191626

I want to suck on my own prolapsed ass.

>>191620

>Bom dia

Thanks, you have a merry christmas as well m8

>>191627

This is why Possum no longer posts here

>>191629

Well isn't that a loss.

>>191631

Better to get the ones from the deli, or better yet, make your own.

Hey lads, how goes it? gf passed her licence, feeling rather impressed

>>191633

good stuff

>>191633

I'm 25 and still need to get my P plates.

>>191632

I know. They were on special. I now know why.

>>191637

It's alright, I learnt the hard way too. The ones I bought were chicken ones from Woolies, so much marinade yet so little flavour, I was impressed they managed that.

>>191638

Oh those ones. They practically glued chicken scraps together and smothered it in soy.

That cafe girl I was going to ask out has had a boyfriend for a couple of years.

>>191639

Except soy has a flavour.

>>191640

Have sex with the boyfriend to show dominance

Then she will be yours

>>191642

Excellent advice.

>>191633

now she can drive you to Dan's when you're already too gooned

>>191645

This is why I'm impressed

>>191647

kek

>>191633

Have you told her about us yet?

>>191649

Yes, she knows of the NEETs.

>>191651

How did she react?

>>191640

You know what to do, Weber.

>>191652

Pretty neutral I guess, she has browsed chans/imageboards in the past.

>>191655

Whats her favourite meme?

>>191656

No clue, I will have to ask.

>>191657

Has she ever called out "Weber!" when you've been balls deep?

>>191658

No.

>>191659

Disappointing.

>>191658

I've done that when I've had a Wank, I scream out WEBBBBEEERRRR

Second day of my sober week.

So bored already

Inifinity Mastabator’s slogan “infinite possibilities” is wrong. You either nut or you don’t. That’s two possibilities. I’m phoning Consumer Affairs tomorrow.

He made another thread again. Why delete the last one though? There is no harm in it.

>>191665

loking good m8, the few times i have grown corn the earwigs invaded bigtime, I just used soapy water to kill em off, just keep an eye on them

>>191429

looks amazing. nicely fried

>>191661

i do that sometimes as well. i also sometimes just let out long, powerful YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHs at the top of my lungs when i feel like it. my neighbors used to always say hello with a smile, now they shrink away and pretend they don't see me. i always greet them loudly so they have to answer.

>>191665

what a productive thread. props on your garden

>>191633

Congrats for her.

>>191658

I've screamed Karen as she's screamed Nofun

Gf is getting really annoyed and grossed out by my farts. I feel a bit like a manchild but at the same time my digestion is really weird and I do fart a lot. It would be impractical to leave the room each time.

>>191674

you need some charcoal tablets

>>191665

The king has returned.

The soil looks pretty thick which is good, The corn is coming along nicely and all the leaves on both the corn and watermelon look green and without any pests or sun damage.

Very good.

Australian roads do not need to be menaced by yet another asian girl who can't drive.

>>191668

Do not make non-NEET Gen threads.

Just fuck my shit up NEETs

>>191680

ok

>>191671

>nicely fried

Thank you, they are for dinner again tonight.

>>191674

She will get used to it eventually. Then she will out do you

>>191595

Jej, we need shilling like this made for Dick Smith/Sustainable Australia

>>191678

I wasn't sure where it was, I was looking up Etruscans yesterday and I guess that was in the tab I had open this morning.

>>191684

I made a couple when we were back on /aus/ and one of our banners is of him.

>>191686

I love Dick

>>191687

We all love the big dick.

>>191686

We need more just like Australia needs the big dick

>>191685

i didn't even know this place existed until i saw your picture and reverse searched it but now i really wanna visit it.

Whoever posted that non-NEET Gen is a knobhead.

He came back and posted once, got pissed at you and then left.

>>191695

>RAPERITE

Big Dick's one and only policy.

>>191695

awesome m8

>>191696

I'm suprised that it actually had radicchio in it though

>>191699

It was just a plate of radicchio.

>>191695

Where do I buy that hat?

>>191701

Joondalup Dans

>>191701

>>191702

Don't go near the Dumpster

>>191702

Thank you.

>>191703

I heard if you listen carefully from a distance you will hear the dumpster humming "rape".

>>191691

I've seen the pic before, never knew where it was.

>>191705

If this dumpster's a rockin'

Don't come a knockin'

>>191693

>outstanding performance

You know it.

>>191692

>>191692

>>191692

>>191692

>>191692

>>191692

>>191692

>>191692

>>191709

It's basically like endive but purple, way different than cabbage

It's pretty bitter if you don't know what endive is either

>>191711

Endives are fucking horrible.

>>191713

indeed, they aren't bad with acidic dressing though

goon filled aboriginal rape orgies

Ragie wagie stomps his feet

Ragie wagie to the beat

Ragie wagie all day long

Wagie doesn’t chose the song

>>191720

When are we going to get these new lyrics as a song?

>>191720

Wagie Wagie earn those bucks

So you can pay my NEETbux

Free Delivery to Metropolitan Areas @ Dan Murphy's

https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/423804

TIME TO GET DANED

I forgot to say goodnight when i went to bed 25 minutes ago. Goodnight.

>>191724

>tfw you place the Christmas order at Dan's tonight

I cannot be fucked dealing the shops. Everything is from online shops.

>>191725

Good / Goon Night.

>>191722

>>191722

>>191724

Is Canberra a metropolitan area

>>191729

Nah, it's fulla bloody poiticans ain't it

>>191722

Wagie wagie pays his tax

So a NEET can buy new slacks

>>191731

Wagie wagie works past noon

To keep NEETs well supplied with goon

>Tfw looked it up and my area is excluded because I'm in the NSW part of Canberra

Fucking bullshit

Wagie wagie slave of the jews

Back to work to pay for our booze

>tfw got a big pimple forming on my back

ddeed

>>191740

Goodnight oriental fancier NEET

That picture is incredibly obscene in a subtle way

>>191741

its even more obscene if you google her name.

>>191742

Just this once I choose to remain innocent.

>>191740

what even is this thing

>>191744

An Asian girl with mouth full of cum possibly

Doing a shit at work

Been sperging out internally all day

oriental obscene subtle

name I remain

innocent thing

girl full of cum

possibly doing a shit

sperging internally

>>191749

seize the means of reproduction

Doing another shit

>>191751

wew

>>191753

get out of here boomer

>>191665

That's a beaner nigger garden

>>191707

Unless your skin is black

Feel fucked

>>191757

I feel raped

>>191758

I feel rooted

Help I need an adult

>>191763

Goodnight strangely vaginal stairway

unna

Anyone itt

>>191766

yes goy keep postam

>tfw depressed

Reliable aboriginal penis

stay positive wagies and freeters alike

it's at times a troubling and erratic journey but we're all going to make it

>>191770

When are we going to make it?

>tfw phone interview with the job centre at 10:45am and not a wee bit tired at the moment

might only be getting 3 hours sleep tonight lads

Morning all.