/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

STRESS

>>247103

Brainfog, drowsiness and disorientation

I am trying Woolies Lemon and Herb marinated chicken wings.

>>247116

Do they taste nice?

>no experience required

>at least 2 contactable referees

>>247117

They were too salty. Not good at all. 3/10

>>247104

Not any more.

What's the point in an alcohol-free April post when the month is already 5.4% over.

My old man would have been 69 today.

>>247125

That conversation escalated quickly.

>>247125

Come on mate, don't kill yourself. What have you tried doing to help stop drinking?

>>247125

I am feeling the same way brudda. Broke, ashamed, unable to keep up with a basic life supporting myself. Basically a no hoper at this point, shit is totally fucked I can't believe I got here, its not like I had some extravagant aspirations.

Bet you I won't be able to pay my rent this month, or the other upcoming bills. I have no idea what to do, there's no one I can turn to.

Wish there was some kind of boot camp thing other young blokes like me could go to before I completely lose hope and end up a hopeless fuckup with no way out

Its so scary, sometimes at night I shake with anxiety. I need help but theres nothing I can do

>>247127

I'm not going to kill myself although I told my fucking support worker that I basically wanted to commit an act of terror. Note asio: I do not want to commit an act of terror or hurt anyone. Longest I've been dry is for 9 days. I get spooky hallucinations when I try and sleep when I go off the booze now so it became a bit of a cycle. The hospital stay will probably be an effective way to get off the booze since it's kinda a last stand.

>>247129

Do you have to pay for these hospital rehabs?

>>247131

>If you're young and posting here, don't fucking dawdle. Get your shit together now.

What should I do? I'm 19, currently in uni studying engineering. Getting good marks but I've never had a job and I'm a bit spergy.

>>247132

Don't drink, don't do drugs. Get a GF, even an chink/jap will suffice and make happa babies. Start jogging outside (seriously, it's amazing). Go to the gym and meet some gymbros. They're the nicest guys you'll ever meet. Finish your degree, talk to the uni support workers if you're having trouble because you're a sperg. Just don't mention any politics and they'll legit bend over backwards for you. I had so much support from my Uni but I didn't uphold my end of the bargain: not trying to help myself.

>>247132

I should add I don't have any debt outside of hecs. I've got seven grand saved up from neetbux and the inheritance from my dropkick father. No license, no criminal record. Not really any skills except for the stuff I'm doing at uni and general knowledge from spending hours a day on wikipedia instead of doing something productive. I'd really appreciate any advice as with regards to getting a job and developing socially. Currently my only social interactions are with roommates and the minimum enforced by unis (in workshops etc.)

>>247111

was thinking about doing this actually. I downed a litre of vodka on both Saturday and Sunday (I binge hard on weekends) and now I definitely feel it.

>>247131

kek I'm a 30yo binge drinking who still lives at home and pays fuck all rent, got a shitty retail job I do maybe 3 shifts a week and i got $4.5k saved up but I all I want to do is sleep, I have no desire to plug into or contribute to society. No dreams, aspirations or desire to set goals. Was thinking about trying to get on TRT because I rekon the booze has fucked my T-levels hard.

>>247132

not who you're replying to but I wouldn't worry about jobs or being spergy if you are studying, you're investing in yourself and it will compound with time (my mate is now travelling the world because he chose to do his thesis while the rest of us got drunk in his house and threw knives at pizza boxes). What stream of engineering you doing? All the dudes I've worked with at retail jobs all did engineering and they said VAC work was the hardest thing to obtain.

>>247133

Thanks mate.

>Start jogging outside (seriously, it's amazing).

I've been doing that for a few years now and love it.

>Go to the gym and meet some gymbros

How do I go for the first time? Should I read starting strength or something before I go or can I just show up?

>>247136

>What stream of engineering you doing?

EE, probably the most spergy which helps I guess.

>>247138

Meant for: >>247135

>>247137

Honestly just google the ones near you or go to your uni one. Walk up to the fittest guy you see and say "how do I use x machine" or "can you help me with x?" and they'll likely jump at the occasion to help you. Those people are insanely positive and love to see people improve.

>>247136

What's the go with you mate?

>>247138

Being at uni will help with the spergyness. Just make sure you finish the degree and dont fuck your life with drugs and alcohol. You'll probably find a job, do well with your grades and youll get an internship and then a career. Good luck

>>247140

Okay thanks. I was planning on going to the uni one. I'll join this week then. I've been putting it off for a year now and I'll just put it off for several more if I don't do it now.

>>247142

Thanks.

Tuesday bluesday on the gen

I don't like all the negativity. My life is in the toilet as much as anyone else's but I have an aversion to so much self pity and histrionic posturing.

>>247143

>>247145

this. If you aren't excited about lifting though you could always pick up a martial art for fitness/mates. A lot of uni's have Judo or some other shit

this place has been dogshit for weeks

>>247149

Constructive post.

Spoke to bossman. He didn’t really care and just asked me to take my time and think about what I’m doing when I’m in the truck. Just not used to driving vehicles that big. He’s not going to bother with an incident report and is keeping it between him and my crew. Feel a bit better now.

Dinner in an 1 hour and 49 minutes

>>247152

Do you have someone deliver your meals now? How's the food?

>>247136

I bet you're not as poor as me

you'll be fine

>>247154

$101.66 in the bank (+12 dollars in coins)

50k uni debt, 3k cenoo debt, 3 personal debt

Come at me mate

>>247155

How did you end up like this?

>>247153

I cook most of my meals in the microwave. I'm going to have chicken or beef soup for dinner. How about you?

>>247151

I'm glad it went well mate.

>>247151

Whats your job

I've lost 12 kilos in 4 weeks. This diet is going really well

>>247161

Well done neet thats a huge weight loss

>>247165

> wine out of bottles

La-di-da

>>247167

shit man i see a private doctor. Despite the DSP rebate on meds shit costs me money to see the doc.

30 minutes

>>247168

Why do you see a private doctor?

>>247155

$30 in bank, I owe mum $2 grand

>>247167

Is he a Pajeet because those guys hate Muslims more than Tarrant does

Also now I worry pajeet doctor does here Does he have a daughter of legal age

>>247171

$986.00 in bank, owe Dan one Liver

>>247163

its fine, he weighed 300 kilos

>>247169

I hope it's a beef one

>>247047

I just went there. They have emoji's and like buttons. Apparently a joke but probably just testing the water.

>>247149

No, thank (You)

>>247156

He went to Craig's once!

>>247160

Completely liquid poos

>>247084

We can't all be as high brow as you.

>>247114

I can't remember what cadbury tasted like back then.

I remember they were better.

>tfw no proctology in rural and remote aboriginal communities edition

>>247088

hot

>>247091

>I look pretty good

Tell us more.

>>247093

Smear it all over your freshly shaved chest.

>>247100

Fuark.

Were they alright about it?

How much is it going to cost?

>>247184

So is it a jew doctor because I know they don't let white people be doctors

>>247184

stop trying to get scripts and just buy goon instead you degenerate

>>247185

>>247183

>>247189

This cunts a faker, hes larping as one of us

>>247190

>(You)

>(You)

Thank you.

>>247123

Did you go see him at the cemetery?

>>247197

yeah i missed the / meh im wrecked been up since 4:30 couldnt sleep hell of messy day

>>247193

nah he's jewish Trust me

>>247197

Why would I filter anyone?

How about you stop acting like a cringeworthy 17 year old 4chan attentionwhore

>>247199

not telling you his name and checked

>>247200

(You) cringing is making me me cringe. Yikes !

Bit out of sorts bros

Might get on the piss

>>247203

or have an early one and get on it on Friday night

Just checked my mailbox, one of my neighbours packages ended up here on the 19th of March. It's 2 balls of some sort in a toll air satchel

Wonder what it could be

>>247151

Phew, good to hear.

>>247208

How does it feel that India won

>>247208

Good Australian power points you have there.

>>247210

*swedish

>>247212

Get out.

>>247211

Ngunwall represent UNNA

>>247213

Mate I'm just telling you that chair is a pewdiepie chair

>>247211

I can't find the Yothu Yindi or Eddie Betts tribes on there.

>>247214

Eora mob here unna

Doo wop

>>247211

This is the true map of Australia.

>>247211

Dumb shit virtue signaling lefties in SA all have Kaurna land in their twitter bios, somehow failing to realise that only covers a small patch.

>>247221

when the fuck did that happen

>>247222

yesterday I think

>>247220

I've sperged out at work a couple times over the fact we're expanding into NT and especially rural NT and they want to send the token black fulla who knows less about the bush and lore than I do there to speak to them. Her mob come from fucking broome.

>>247220

>>236011

>>247219

I'm a Nganyaywana

>>247211

the southwest has the best boongs

>>247225

Your point? Adelaide plains isn't the entirety of South Australia.

>>247226

Uhh Tarrent?

>>247229

no

>>247230

Barnaby Joyce?

Having a binge. Ate two pack of kettle chips then started on the hot salami. It's way too hot for me but I can't stop, countering each bite with a mini babybel cheese wheel.

Misso is coming home with a zinger box, can't wait for those wicked wings and to dip them in the potato and gravy

>>247228

Probably because the furthest most SA lefties have been is down to yorks peninsula for the weekend.

>>247231

yes good old barnaby country, fuck and they still love him up here

>>247232

Mate, is your misso getting fat too?

Is she concerned about your growing tummy?

>>247233

> for the weekend.

This fact pisses me off so much. Cunts are tourists in their own country.

I wish more people actually went and saw Australia.

>>247232

>can't wait for those wicked wings and to dip them in the potato and gravy

Savage.

>>247236

You are on your high horse again.

>>247232

nasty poo coming up, hope you have a lot of fibre to move that lot

>>247232

> two pack of kettle chips

What flavour big boy?

>>247237

Brings out the primal beast in me.

>>247238

I will resume thinking about food.

>>247234

>yes

hows the misso barnie?

>>247239

I have been eating a couple weetbix every morning.

>>247241

>man in leotard, Super HOT

>>247240

siriracha chili and lime and sweet chili and sour cream.

>>247247

Those don't do it for me.

Yeah nah, now im gonna go buy some chips

>>247249

Honey soy chicken is the go. Much better than the chili ones.

>>247245

Did you know that an Up and Go has the energy, protein and fibre of two weetbix and milk?

>>247247

Mixed with Hot Salami, Zinger box and wicked wings….yeah well someones arse is going to feel it tomorrow

>>247253

>>247253

>someones arse is going to feel it

HOT

>>247250

Should have thrown an egg at him

>>247253

The babybel cheese with string it all together.

It's like year 9 science. Just need to add the right ingredients and it'll be playdough.

My only option is to keep eating.

I took a nap again.

had a binge instead of buying piss

She got the order wrong.

Got a zinger burger box AND a 10pack of wicked wings

>>247259

You are truly blessed.

Any neets here ever travelled the country or backpacked?

>>247261

I own a backpack

>>247262

So do i

>>247261

Traveled around most of the east coast and Tasmania.

>>247261

In my first year out of School I spent the latter half of the year driving all around the south eastern part of the country looking for a job

>>247211

> NOT SUITABLE FOR USE IN NATIVE TITLE AND LAND CLAIMS

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH

Got a pack of sea salt chips and a 6 pack of coles natural spring water

>>247266

do you have the mental age of a 7 year old?

because you do act like a child

>>247260

It was large too.

That was an almighty binge, I feel the food coma coming on already. I feel dizzy. My burps sound like veloceraptors in Jurassic park because he gas needs to navigate its way through all the food.

I didn't finish it all, there are three wicked wings left and half the box of chips.

>>247261

Never backpacked but I've traveled around every state aside WA and NT.

A few years back I was seriously considering hitchhiking around.

Really want to drive to NT in the future.

>>247269

lunch tomorrow is sorted then

>>247261

As a kid I went just about everywhere. I haven't been to Qld though.

>>247269

Just wait until it navigates it's way to your bum.

>>247273

Hot

>>247274

Hot farts followed by a sloppy spicy poo.

Qld is my favourite state, its a real shame we never had many Qld posters here

Got the flu, barely made it through work today at the poo warehouse so I'm taking tomorrow off. Tonight supposed to be Craig night but I'm way to sick to drink, can't even take pseudo flu medicine because of the dexies.

I guess I'll just have a wank

>>247264

Fresh, i love tassie

>>247270

You should visit both its really nice in both states and plus winter is coming so would be nice time to go there.

>>247267

Lightly sparkling?

>>247271

I will need more. MORE.

>>247276

I want Hue back

>>247276

>the moongs

>>247276

>hasn't invested in a rain water tank

are you even trying?

>>247282

lol

>>247258

You should bottle your own urine and go to Dan's.

>>247278

Are we going to see the honest, good natured, sober NK?

>>247278

If it's the flu be careful you don't poo the bed.

Yep, here comes the food coma. I'm going to go watch unforgiven and pass out.

>>247278

Have a cheeky pseudoephedrine tablet

>>247287

No, as soon as this white fella virus leaves my body I'm back on the piss with a bang

>>247279

Sometime in the future for sure, perhaps I will soon if I can motivate myself and plan it out.

I almost drove to alice on a whim once during summer but reconsidered after my friend advised against it (My car did not have an aircon at the time)

>>247288

I thought I was gonna shit my pants earlier when I was trying to fart on the forklift (it's noisy so people can't hear and the the faster you drive the more spread out and thinner the fart smell becomes). I held it in for my lunchtime poo which I was too sick to take a photo

>>247292

Why do you have tt bar mounts?

>>247293

Keep up the goon work.

Get a good night's sleep. Have a wank binge tomorrow. Then a binge to build up your poo

>>247291

you boong

>>247293

>20:00:00

cool.

You don't need the grog.

>>247295

You're going to be playing russian roulette with every fart unna, whiteman sickness is a curse.

>>247299

SA BEST A

>>247305

I'm thinking about Harry potter

>>247307

Gook night

>>247312

good, good

>>247312

The rear hatch?

>>247312

@ 1:25

> ILL BRING ALL MY DREAMS ALIVE FOR (You)

Can I get DSP with schizoid? Psychiatrist said I am one

@0:29 IF A BOY HAD A CHANCE

CHANCE WITH SOMEONE LIKE (You)

>>247317

Possibly, check the DSP impairment tables, I think you'd be assessed under table 5. You need at least 20 points

https://www.dss.gov.au/sites/default/files/documents/05_2012/dsp_impairment_final_tables.pdf

Been doing uni work for a solid half hour

Rewarding myself with a wank

Infact, I'm gonna have a wank AND a cone!

>>247317

You can get DSP for any health condition at all. What matters is how it effects your ability to work.

>>247320

>>247321

very good stuff, but don't stop there.

have a goon

>>247323

There is no mention of the dolphins.

ass

I have never had an apple product and always viewed them as for fags but it seems to me apple may be better for privacy since it is google (who own android) who seem to be the worst privacy offenders and data retainers. An apple phone with no google account (no gmail etc) is the way to go possibly?

Is this right?

>>247326

hot

>>247325

Man. Dont get me started on Dolphins and Olivia Newton John. HOT

>>247315

I used to go on that when I was a kid.

I don't think it runs anymore.

>>247327

They're shit. i use them for work.

The only good thing is that their chargers, you can plug them in upside down and they still work.

>>247327

Are you kidding me nigga

What makes you think apples mail service isnt being backed up by the Pb's every night into the Pentagon?

>>247331

It in fact still does, I went on it around 2 years ago. I believe you can go on it at the Quorn railway station.

>>247315

That's a boongs train

>>247337

You're a boongs train.

>>247336

Cool, that is a good trip. Well worth the drive up there. Where does it end now? Oororoo?

whats doin carnts

>>247340

Rubbing my pecker.

>>247319

I cheated on my DSP, I brought some points from home and slipped them into the file when they were busy watching my friend rape an abo in the waiting room

>>247339

I can't remember exactly, I don't think It goes very far anymore.

Their website says it goes on the original Ghan route between Port Augusta and Quorn.

https://www.pichirichirailway.org.au/

based autismo neets with their train talk

>>247343

Does it Go to dans?

>>247345

I'd assume there's a Dans in Port Augusta

>>247343

It says woolshed flat but that isn't right, the narrow gauge never went near there. Not to my knowledge anyway.

It used to go to Terrowie where the bogey exchange was, where it went from broad to narrow but that was back in the 70's.

Maybe there is a different Woolshed Flat.

https://www.google.com/maps/dir/Quorn+SA/Woolshed+Flat+SA+5412/@-33.2287977,137.1372037,8z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m13!4m12!1m5!1m1!1s0x6abda1d0ddf0cdff:0x4033654628ed940!2m2!1d138.0379226!2d-32.3435389!1m5!1m1!1s0x6aba261e11cd6919:0x4033654628f2210!2m2!1d138.642049!2d-34.1186587

Which areas if Adelaide are for poor bogans?

>>247350

Area is Adelaide for bogans poor.

Does anyone have an onion address for 4chn, /afl/ season has started and this ban has stuffed me because I am technologically retarded

>>247352

I didn't think there was one.

>>247348

>>247349

Makes sense, I didn't think it went that far anymore.

>>247354

Noice

>>247352

Google "how to use google dns"

>>247350

I'd say Elizabeth, specifically Davoren Park.

>>247355

That's like a hour round trip. Nice that it still runs at all I guess.

>>247358

Looks like a high end caravan park

>>247358

Apparently the housing trust homes were all there but now a lot are in Norlunga/Christies Beach area.

When the gov sold off a bunch of housing trust places in the country towns and cities, all those people got moved to the Elizabeth area but in the last 10 years they've sold a lot of those off and they are getting moved again.

>>247359

Yeah, it's certainly not the same.

I agree, It's good for the town if anything and there's a lot of history behind it.

>>247349

If I win the lotto I'll buy a train and build a new track that passes through all the remote aboriginal communities. Great orgies with new aboriginals every night

>>247360

It's an interesting place.

>>247361

Hmmmm

That makes sense, It's been years since I've been there. I'm sure it's changed.

>>247361

I was in Noarlunga a few months ago, seems pretty derro but I was only around the shopping centre there. Edwardstown is interesting for the mixture of derros still clinging to the suburb with posh cunts rapidly gaining ground. Also has heaps of industrial buildings too and immigrants like nogs, chinks and street shitters.

>>247364

No. They're still shitholes where you'll get shanked

>>247363

Sounds great, (You) should put some aside to go towards the commune though. In fact, make the train station across the road from the commune.

>>247363

What are you going to do about boongs sleeping on the tracks? The smell of dead boong under the train is going to stink it out.

>>247363

Broken Hill to Kalgoorlie.

>>247366

Sounds about right.

>>247362

I think it was built in 1889, that year seems to ring a bell. My dad's dad was a train driver and I think I've seen something about the centenary at Nan's.

>>247368

He could attach a long beam protruding from the front on each side, pointing away from the tracks slightly. On the end there could be bags of goon and some VB long necks hanging off, chiming away.

All the children and adults would come running like it was whippey the ice cream man.

>>247366

No one can afford shanks, you'll get plastic kfc knifed.

>>247365

Yeah, colonnades imo is the shittest place in Adelaide.

Adelaide looks way more dry and barren and outback than I imagined.

Looks like stoner rock: the city

>>247371

cool, train driver seems like a rather chill occupation, granted I don't know much about it.

>>247375

Adelaide is pretty decent. Got our shit places and our good places

Wouldn't describe it as dry and barren and outback though

>>247375

> stoner rock

We have Frenzel Rhomb

>>247371

made me think of the national railway museum at Port Adelaide. I use to go there a fair bit as a kid it was nice.

>>247376

He used to play music at town halls along the way, get way too gooned then get dragged back to the loco.

Educating 4chan on Nazboong ideology.

It is irrefutable.

There is no argument against it.

>>247379

Yeah, I used to go there too as a kid. To think, we may have looked at each other once and wanted to be buddies but were both too nervous, autistic and embarrassed by our families to say hello and toot on each others wooden train whistles.

>>247380

Fucking patriot, what a top bloke.

>>247382

Perhaps, sounds like a lot of the interactions I had there.

>>247383

Now that's a comfy looking house

>>247386

That one has four holes but I think the ones the train museum sold had three.

Just went for a bike ride and while out a girl cat called me, shouting "cunt your sexy". Could i be chad after all neets?

>>247388

You're a fucking stud but that doesn't mean you have the right to wear stubbies with no undies.

>>247388

I once had a tranny tell me I had nice legs as I jogged past.

>>247386

fuck, sorry to hear that.

I'd love to own a rural house like that in the future, it's beautiful in its simplicity.

I did have one of those whistles, no idea where it is now. Good times.

>>247388

if you were publicly called sexy by a random bird then you probably are.

>>247392

good night friend

>>247392

A wholesome pic to warm a bo's heart

>>247393

Those houses are cheap, once you are there, there is not a lot to do though. Think that'll be the retirement plan. Outskirts of a smallish town where I can just watch the seasons pass by.

>>247394

>>247396

Thank you.

>>247395

I wouldn't say bipolar although sometimes a lot of the NEETs, not just you do seem a bit that way,

Good luck mate, mindfulness and awareness of yourself is hard to do.

>>247390

Lol i had fags try chat me up before

>>247393

Yeah i guess, im a fucking robot though i dont have the drive to chat up normies and cant hold conversations. Just want a wholesome gf who likes traveling.

>>247395

hey at least you're tracking your goals and documenting, that's more then a lot of people do.

I've always wanted to do that but find it difficult to stick to.

My ex missus is really into that and once gave me a diary to do it, I don't think I ever even wrote in it.

>>247397

>cheap

>not a lot to do

That's what's appealing about it.

I could see myself retiring in something similar.

>>247400

> robot

>dont have the drive to chat up normies

>Just want a wholesome gf who likes traveling

I know these feels, I can hold a conversation but it's pretty rare I'll initiate one though.

I had a wholesome gf, I really didn't appreciate her enough when I was with her.

>>247401

These journal/planner entries are just another form of mental masturbation in my apparently unrealistic and seemingly impossible vision of a normal or good life. It's basically watching a self-help video but as an exercise at this point. I guess it has helped, and I would like to keep it up so one day I can see what I notable things I was doing during April 2019, but otherwise it isnt actually helping me achieve my goals, which I think is largely a problem with attention span / self discipline. I'm going through the other works from the artist I posted on wikipedia now instead of actually writing the fucking journal entry.

I just can't seem to do more than the bare minimum in every aspect of my life no matter what I try. Back in year 11 "start at least a basic home workout routine" was on my todo list, guess whats on it now? The same.

>>247261

Desperately want to do northern WA and NT as well as eastern VIC and far southern NSW across the mountain ranges and wildlands come spring one year

>>247405

I think I've seen this before. I like it.

>>247402

I dont know what to say but i feel you bro. Maby one day i'll find some one on the same page as me, i doesn't help that all i do is travel and all my friends do the same.

>>247404

Fucking get it lad i did a bike tour through the victorian high lands and it was dope. Also done road trips to kalbarri which is nice

>>247405

Lol

>>247403

>another form of mental masturbation

I feel like a lot of artistic related things are like this until you perform them.

Procrastination I can relate to, it's extremely easy to do these days, especially with the internet.

I really don't have any answers, I struggle with keeping up good habits. Just gotta try doing them every week then everyday, becoming more frequent in whatever it is. Idk.

>>247405

High quality post

>>247409

Literally just a nationalist shitpost

The voice in my head is currently Welsh, I can't understand anything it's saying.

>>247411

Does it sound like bananaduck off YT

>>247408

>Idk

I relate with that part.

I think through repetition we can get used to anything.

>>247412

I don't know what either of those things are.

>>247414

Its a Welsh youtuber

>>247407

Don't have to say anything, cheers but.

Traveling sounds nice, I found it hard to talk to anyone when I was though. Everyone's usually doing their own thing.

>>247410

It's nice regardless

>>247416

> I found it hard to talk to anyone when I was though. Everyone's usually doing their own thing.

Im the same literally the only people i talked to on my last trip was some grafitti writers at a train yard, homeless people and cops unfortunately (rode my bike on a freeway cause no other roads ACAB)

>>247415

Ah, I thought you meant young turks. I haven't heard of him.

It sounded like a young man with a thick, sort of high pitched voice.

It's gone, focussing on what I'm posting makes the voice in my head mine.

>>247417

I guess, thats my favourite chad though bear chad

>>247420

Our regular chad is a yowie chad. Close.

>>247413

Mhmmmm

>>247418

Writers and homeless people are some of the more down to earth people that's for sure. It's unlikely you'd have a casual meaningful conversation with some random business executive or a normie going about their average day.

Anal rape

Expensive aboriginal prostitute

I'm fucking tired NEETs, I should tell you about how the psych was, but that will have to wait for tomorrow. Night Night NEETs.

I wonder how much street beggars make? I could try dressing in shit clothes and sit on the sidewalk in the city with a sign and see if people give me money

>>247426

Dont think they make much at all. Lol ive been living the street life on and off for 3 years now and never had to resort to that, i couldn't imagine the shame.

>>247427

How else do you make money on the street

>>247428

Steal stuff and resell it

>>247428

You can also do credit card fraud if you find some ones card or steal it (personally never done it but have freinds that do it) plus that bank pays the people back after they finish a fraud investigation on the stolen card.

Often when I get high I'll imagine conversations with people and what I'd say.

Why can't I come up with this stuff in real time when I'm actually speaking

Good night fellas

>>247427

Beggars do very well, especially aggressive ones. Most white people will hand over money if directly asked. My grandparents got scammed out of thousands by this bitch neighbour who kept asking them for money to pay for things for her children.

>>247432

Good night.

>>247431

The shit you think up when high probably isn't as good as you think.

New Sabaton album out July 19th lads. Glad I stayed up for this. Who's keen?

>>247436

I'm not a fan of Swedish Gay Disco, but thanks anyway, cunt.

Fuck, I haven't bought an album in…14 years? Are there even such things as music stores anymore?

>>247107

just bail, leave the bills behind, move under someone's house and steal their wifi and food at night like that one neet did

Good morning guys and goys

>>247440

Actually, uni neet could try being homeless, sleeping in his car or the library, showering at the sports centre, and getting food from various events around campus.

>>247412

No, it didn't sound like that.

This was pretty funny.

>>247430

>>247429

Begging would be much less shameful than theft.

>>247441

Good morning.

>>247447

I bet she stinks.

>>247443

>>247445

>>247446

Good morning fellas

>>247448

I bet you stink.

>>247449

Morning lad.

I'll see you all later. Have a nice day.

Today is the day I sign up to the uni gym. Am I going to be expected to start working out right away? My timetable doesn't really permit me to go the MWF route where as it does Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday.

>>247453

ask someone to show you around when you sign up ask what their favourite machine is and give it a go.

this may require social skills

>>247454

I want to focus on free weights though. I think I'll just do a tour or something and start properly tommorow. I'll almost have enough time to workout but not to shower etc before I have to attend to uni stuff. I'll probably start going early in the mornings to avoid the normalniggers. 5am is when they open and should avoid most of them.

>>247456

squats, deadlifts, bench presses (make sure you have a spotter) and chin ups then

19 degrees today in Shitbourne, the psych last night was okay, they said a couple of things which I found a bit confusing to say the least, including that I need to "stop focusing on my thoughts and focus more on a more holistic sense of self". Any NEETs know what this means in plain English?

>>247446

I sleep with anal plugs

>>247458

It means he's out of ideas

>>247461

Have a cone and a dexie bro

>>247461

what ails ya friend ? i felt a cough and snffles comming on yesterday so snorted a few drops of hydrogen peroxide. Wew nuked that fucker then and there.

i use hydrogen peroxide (H202 6 as mouthwash too - fixed all my dental issues - there has to be some jewish conspiracy why people dont know about it

rainy day up here. looks like I'm staying inside today.

as always.

>>247462

I might do that, the dexies will help me wank

>>247464

Have you tried washing your penis with it?

Been putting off ringing my sister to ask If I can live with her until I find somewhere when I move back to Perth.

I'm wasting time on the laptop again. I will do some washing..

Another night up late with what I imagine might be alcohol withdrawal related symptoms. Odd dream like sensation when my mind wanders. Took a few hours and 100mg of seroquel to knock me out.

Time to hit that todo list

>>247470

Took me a while to get to sleep last night as well. It might be time for me to move from 25mg to 50mg of seroquel

2 Coffees and a mint = big morning poo

>>247473

Very good idea. We could lead a neckbeard rehabilitation centre. Cruisey would be our door to financial backing.

>>247473

cruisey could work out some ndis rort if we got the dsp bros on board.

Did all my chores now I'm wasting time on the internet again.

Clank spank

>>247473

There will be rage cages located in the commune from which the wagies will generate revenue to fund the said commune.

>>247478

And rape cages

>>247460

Yeah probably is, the other advice she gave me is to start mindfulness meditation, which everyone has been shilling for some reason or another for the past couple of years, not sure if I'm going to go and do it. Another thing she said which I don't entirely agree with is that when she asked me if I want to go back to uni, to which I said that I wouldn't want to go back to do the degree that I was doing, but would be interested in a meme degree like PolSci or Philosophy but wouldn't really want to do it because it doesn't really have any employment prospects, to which she said that I shouldn't really worry about and just go do the degree when I feel ready to.

I'm going to go for a walk to Monash and use their wifi

>>247480

Sounds like she wants you to spend money at the uni, she is a spy

>>247481

Will you wank there?

>>247483

I haven't had a wank today, we'll see what happens

>>247478

Maybe we could put them all in something like this for 12 hours a day, have them produce electricity that we could then sell back to the grid to fund our lavish lifestyle

i failed due to KBS being out. lol. last month i took half of it off from drinking.