/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

To the drugNEET that asked about the phenibut I took at least 30 grams

what can I say, I had no idea what I was doing

>tfw shamed about that spelling error

>>236003

So you took some more after not feeling anything? The thing about phenibut is that it has a delayed onset of about 4-6 hours before you feel anything. And should only take a max of 2g

I'm going to the gym now NEETs I hope Cruisey fixes my mistake while I'm gone

Packing a suitcase is stressful. Nothing fits nicely.

>>236005

learned the hard way m8, threw the rest out

good riddance

>>236006

same, don't take my dumbbells this time

City of Adelaide acknowledges that we are meeting on the traditional country of the Kaurna people of the Adelaide Plains and pays respect to Elders past and present. We recognise and respect their cultural heritage, beliefs and relationship with the land. We acknowledge that they are of continuing importance to the Kaurna people living today. And we also extend that respect to other Aboriginal Language Groups and other First Nations.

now, to the first order of business.

I'd like to give a huge thank you to:

>>236001

for ending the previous gen on an important topic. We should start having conversations and raising awareness about the troubling and often looked over epidemic that is BUM RASH.

>tfw depressed

Watching sbs news waiting for room service at a shithole motel in woop woop

>>236012

have a wank

>>236013

The wagerium has crushed my wank drive bro

>>236016

You need to revitalise your wank receptors by stimulating them

Is it just me or is time getting slower?

>>236018

Its you, time is definitely getting faster

>>236018

Shouldn't have taken that acid

I saw an Asian girl in a skirt with thigh high socks. It pleased me.

>>236021

>>236013

>>236022

Since I'm on a train I won't but I might when I get home

post more u fat fucks

>>236024

about what?

>>236025

aboriginal anal unna

>>236026

im sure it is a smelly experience.

>>236028

Why would the support worker call you at this time?

>>236028

you should have a rape

>>236029

He’s middle management bro

>>236028

You went to bed without saying goodnight

The gym went alright, I saw a guy who looked just like Craig, but had a full set of teeth and was more heavily built. He smiled at me as I passed him as I was leaving the area where all the power racks are, hope I don't get raped next time I visit the gym. Anyway, quite tired now, but I think I'll learn that shit about 'owning my mistakes'. Night Night NEETs.

OFD

>>236033

remember it's better to be the rapist, then the rapee.

good night m8

Night fellas.

My gym session was ok too, I managed to do 12 pull ups

>>236033

Lots of gays at gyms, some guys lift a big black aboriginal penis on the bench press or jam their fists up boongs asses and use them as dumbells

>>236036

I managed 5 at the wank gym, had to share a cum rag with this obese man since I forgot mine

Morning all. Off to the airport.

>>236039

Morning

Why are you going again

>>236040

peepee poopoo national tour

>>236040

boongs

>>236043

I thought you knew about it as that was your poo hole?

>>235991

How did seroquel neet sleep? I find that I'm usually much refreshed in the morning if I taking sleeping meds before going to bed, but maybe that's just a sign of addiction.

>>236039

>>236043

>>236047

morning

>tfw that feeling when you make your first of the day and someone has already completed your captcha

>>236044

I'm not efficient enough to use a poo hole - but it raises the question neets, why do we have zippers at the front of our pants but none at the back?

>>236059

>poo related post, spoilered image

Should I click or not neets?

Rise and shine wageroos

>>236064

have fun!

I have arrived. Canberra trembles under my mass.

>>236058

I’d get poo and toilet water on my poo flap.

>>236067

After exhaustive investigation the neet council has hit upon a solution to this conundrum - try opening the poo flap before pooing - executive neets who have trouble reaching it may need to rent or own a negress to assist them in handling the poo flap.

17 degrees today in Shitbourne. Saw some people going to university near my work earlier, made me feel a bit depressed in a weird way.

>>236043

Got rid of my old holy trackies and have just slid into a nice new pair of 4XL tracksuit pants. Kinda missing being an unknowing exhibitionist now.

Fuck warehousing

I smell like a wank

>>236073

I wank like a smell

And fuck kiwi boong bitches, I hope they all die of obesity and go extinct

Oh no I'm all out of cumdies

I ate a lot of food and now I am 1.5kg heavier.

>>236077

I ate a packet of noodles + 1 egg last night

Since when cant we post the same image twice? Thats some buuuulshiet

Who was the lucky duck whose mummybot put this together for them? https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/parenting/teens/mums-accidental-hack-for-sons-xrated-relaxation-station-goes-viral/news-story/8e7a33660816534a66f615220687797d

>>236079

It has been that way for a long time. Just open it in paint and change one pixel if you feel so aggrieved.

>>236075

Why don’t you ask your manager why they have a free pass to stand around and do nothing and smell bad?

Good afternoon humble NEETs.

About to have a chicken schnitzel pack, that was $13 but I got a powerade and then it was $17.

Bit steep tbh. I hope it doesn’t taste like being ripped off.

Mexican Arab smiled a lot while I was paying.

I bet he won’t even rape the kiwis

>>236083

How did you know they where a mexican arab?

Post more you boongs, I’m on my lunch break and don’t have time for your laziness

>>236085

He is some breed of foreign grease

What if NK has been lying about his rapes all this time and Weber rapes Monaro once this weekend and becomes that official most prolific /auswagies/ raper?

>>236083

In a pub that would be fair, but hot pack schnitzels from takeaway places are scrub tier

REEEE FUCK WAGEING I CANT TAKE IT

Half the day I was just standing around a bunch of retards with my safety knife waiting for some empty boxes to cut up.

It's like working for the dole

>>236085

He fucked a goat while shouting andele andele reeba reeba like speedy gonzalez

>>236090

Doesn’t that mean you basically got paid to do nothing?

>>236089

Yeah, it’s even one of those ones that they cut up the schnitzel.

Mexican Arab merchants mate.

>>236088

You'll be raped next

>>236094

Is it rape if you can’t touch the sides?

Anyway I better get back to the grind and eat at my desk like a chump.

Good to hear you got to Canberra alright mate.

See you all tonight.

2.5 hours plus one day before the intermission

Most work is just a make work scheme. The lowest tier is the dole, then DSP, then working at cenno, then government, then somewhere up the top you have the guys who do stuff that makes society work, like collecting garbage and putting fluoride into the water and stuff.

Innate DSP superiority

>>236098

u wish mongoloid

I'm feeling comfortable with a higher weight for the lifts I'm doing compared to 4 days ago when I started.

I am growing stronger

yeah neetoes tear and shares on special and hot cross buns are back

>>236100

You can't outlift a shit diet.

>>236101

This is my only treat

>>236102

>This is my only treat

What about wanks?

>>236103

Thats a requirement, not a treat

So what do you guys think of these young whippersnappers not going to school because of climate change?

>>236104

That's true, wank receptor withdrawal can be a serious issue

>>236105

Retarded, but doting parents and grandparents and stupid employers let them get away with this kind of shit so it will continue until the world fails to self destruct.

>>236107

Should we go on strike?

>>236108

right I'm not going to work tomorrow

>>236108

We should have a wank

>>236108

Barely any point, I'm sitting at work right this moment and getting paid to shitpost, I even brought my laptop.

I've had contracts ended so many times and fuckwits have a go at me so many times I don't even care any more. I try to tell my boss stuff and he won't even listen, he said there was no work on so I cut my hours back but then he whinged about me not being in. It really is retarded. I plan my life as though an evil elf will whisper in my boss's ear at any moment and tell him to sack me.

Fuck it. Who wants to go shares in a boat and go live on some random island? There's a shitload up in Queensland and Indonesia that are free.

>>236113

free boats or free islands?

>>236115

Islands. Boats are a few thousand but you could split that between neets.

>>236116

Are you sure they're free and habitable? Why hasn't anybody claimed them?

>>236113

I am absolutely 100% fucking down for that

I have watched hundreds of hours of sailing videos so I consider myself an expert

>>236117

It's gonna be a bit dodgy, camping in national parks and shit, but it's as easy as fuck to stay hidden in those places, basic stealth skills.

>>236118

We can chill near the shore for the first couple of trips until we are comfortable enough to cross to where the islands are. Many beginner islands are within sight of the mainland.

>>236063

Thank you 10/10

>>236069

Is he doing requests now?

>>236071

>4XL tracksuit pants

Only a matter of time until you achieve 6XL

>>236073

>>236074

>IKTF

>>236110

Yes

>>236114

Nathan?

>>236121

I see a liquid poo in your future

Post-masturbation urination pain.

>>236097

A lot of people worked really hard on the Boeing 737 Max 8 so if you’re going to make a rude comment about it maybe just shut the fuck up?

>>236124

Peak autism

>>236123

There is a video that I will not posted from efukt of a guy cutting his dick with a knife inside his urethra is like that feel?

>>236124

Yeah but they spent all their money on diversity hires and only had a few 100k for the programmers.

Whats for dinner cunts

>>236129

Why?

>>236135

>>236134

Reminder that sportsballs season is starting you guys have to watch it as that is what any good wagie would do.

>>236139

>This is a touchy issue that made me laugh a bit at work.

Ask her if she has worked with any clients who are speaking English as an Additional Language or Dialect? Then follow up question, so did you use a translator who supported you in the session?

>>236139

Ask her?

>>236145

Or you could say, would you like me to organise a translator to support the appointment?

>>236148

Thanks mate, it is part of what I do for a wage

I have to be up at 4:30AEDT now so I don't get to see much of night time neetgen, feels bad man

>>236128

I thought the preview image would be of his dace but instead it was his ass

>>236142

yeah I'm not into sports at all but get really nostalgic about my dad taking me to games and stuff.

I feel like March-September is when "most of the year happens", I'm just cruising by during summer really and time goes like that

>>236150

When will your din dinns at McDonald's be?

Pimple popping is old and doesn't relate as well to NEETs as toe nail clipping.

>>236157

Let me guess that's an Indians feet?

Coles had conveniently run out of single pack 4mg nicabate mints again

Trying the gum instead and oooooh boy, 4mg is strong as fuck, its more of an instant release which is what I'm all about

>>236158

Doesn't say, could be.

NEET sailing trip to south east asia when

>>236163

What do you do with your mint saliva?

>>236130

I had 4 pieces of homemade bread, a 300g eye fillet steak cooked medium, some lemon lime tart thing with meringue, a bottle of red, and a glass of cognac. Doing a poo now.

>>236162

Do you have any idea how expensive ocean-capable boats are, let alone ones capable of housing 16 malcontents in their own quarters?

>>236139

Just say “oi you chinky cunt do you speak engrish?”

>>236166

I just had a glorious poo. One long, brown, solid log with visible oats in it. One wipe wonder. My gut is healing.

>>236161

As soon as possible.

>>236167

This one is 34k for 42' which is massive.

https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/manly/sail-boats/cascade-42-sailboat-bargain-/1206968912

>>236172

This. When you are under way on the ocean you work in shifts.

OFD

>>236171

Yeah I know but I'm always sipping water anyway, I do enjoy the slow release too.

>>236174

Fuck that is a bargain

>>236169

Good poo

>>236173

Bad poo

>>236175

Moderate poo

>>236174

There’s only one cabin on that boat.

Thinking about proctology in rural and remote Aboriginal communities again…

>>236181

Well then find one with more space.

>>236183

Can’t we just buy 8 tinnies from BCF or something and go when it’s calm?

>>236184

Not a bad idea. Easier to hide as well.

>>236184

1. Go out in a tinnier and attract the attention of the water police.

2. Steal their boat.

3. Attract the attention of the navy.

4. Steal their boat.

>>236179

Yeah I gum it, lasts up to 1h30 but towards the end it becomes kinda useless. I need the water because otherwise it kinda burns

>>236186

5. Use the underwater phone to convince a sub to surface.

6. Steal that too.

Can you imagine weber in the captains seat, red wine in his glass, cigar in his hand, laughing as we all sit around the outdoor cockpit gooning and laughing as a naked NK waterskis behind the boat with a longneck of emu off the coast of west Papua, what a dream

Required watching for the boat trip.

magnet:?xt=urn:btih:f89ab626dc827f067af7a2b44f7766c924552d19&dn=The+Beach+%282000%29+720p+BrRip+x264+-+750MB+-+YIFY&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fzer0day.ch%3A1337&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.demonii.com%3A1337&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexodus.desync.com%3A6969

>>236189

There were some people I knew, took a boat from Colombia to Panama over a couple of days, visited some islands in the middle, it was the middle of the ocean so they had a shitload of booze and coke and they partied like rockstars.

Night boys.

>>236192

Good night.

Night.

Up early again, those boxes ain't gonna stack themselves

G'day lads, got a tip for you tomorrow

Sale race 4 - #9 No Effort

>>236189

We just need a smiling negress serving us drinks and it'll be perfect.

Anyone itt have depression

Are Choice darts cheaper than Rothmans?

>>236204

tattoos are the best example.

>>236205

>not smoking chop chop

>>236207

yeah yeah, nice one, yeah yeah

kek

>dropped enormous poo

>most of it got smeared down the inside of the bowl

>being above water caused it to stink the toilet out

>had to shamefully flush twice to send that demon back to hell

>female roommate goes into toilet straight after I left

I feel terrible. I'm avoiding her now.

I'm going to buy some nail clippers and minties when I go into the city tomorrow.

>>236210

is your female roommate hot?

>>236212

6/10.

>>236207

>Seroquel 25 mg/day

Max dose 800 mg/day

>t. casual

>>236213

are you hot?

>>236216

>Our pioneering ancestors

The absolute state

>>236113

I read a book about that once. The guy was fleeing because of a serious crime and not because of the neetlife though.

>tfw can't spell therapist without rapist

>>236201

You need victims to commit rape, that train station is very empty

>>236223

>tfw can't spell therapist without spell check

>>236224

At least you have hair

>>236224

You are evolving

>>236225

Rape the train.

>>236224

Cruisey you'll be fine

>>236223

>never realized the word therapist is just the rapist without a space

NK You genius boong

>>236226

now you know its theRAPIST

>tfw bridal abduction is now haram in the west

>>236213

6/10 is a 9/10 to me

>>236231

I wonder why Pakineet didn't try this

>>236231

You mean halal?

>>236233

Because the indians invaded before he could try

>>236230

I wish I were cruisey

He got his act together yonks ago

>>236237

You shouldn't post Brendans as if you are him since we all know Cruisey and Brendan Fraiser are the same person

>>236203

I thought about suicide 10 times today

>>236235

this image made me sad :(

>>236230

I'm not NK, I stopped seeing the the rapist months ago.

What happened to the rapeneet that would post pictures of the female joggers?

>>236242

He got lazy and fat

>>236240

made me hungry

>>236242

RapeNEET is NK

I assume the reason NK stopped doing that is that Tony Abbott caught on and told him to stop, as that was his thing The more likely reason is the only time he'd go to the shops now is after work which is when the dexies wear off so he'd be too tired to take creepshits

>>236242

Creepshot neet was also cunnyneet and got severely banned

>>236239

better go see the rapist

Fuck I meant creepshots, not creepshits

It still works

UNNA

>>236246

Why do all the good degenerates turn out to also be bad degenerates? Life is unfair

>>236246

Monk isn't banned

i found some more cool banes

>>236247

If I get time I might see Weber

>>236249

the circle of degeneracy lad

>>236251

good for you

>>236250

Monk uses the word cunny as slang for cunt rather than the way pedos use it

>>236255

have bad day neet?

>>236257

No, no. Good for you neet.

>>236253

check the dump thread on >>>/bane/

I'm harvesting meme magick

>tfw I think craig is cheating on me

>>236214

>Max dose 800 mg/day

Imagine trying to stop at that dosage

>>236252

pretty sure he prefers email, I can't remember his handle but. Something about horse fuckers and cia niggers.

Just realized I have not saved a single Craig image

>>236264

Might delete my Dans too

>>236262

lol nah thats me

weber is h8niggers@nuke.africa

>>236265

you wouldn't

>>236268

You're right, but only because they are incredibly disordered and I cannot be bothered.

>craigland

>have to go into the shopping centre near coles and all the uni kids who are more successful than me

>Dan's

>have to catch a bus, watch out for french and jew

>Last Choice

>constantly being robbed by housos and goon mums

such is life

>>236270

>uni kids

I'm mature age student

>>236266

Isn't that his work email?

>>236270

On the plus side all three scenarios are great excuses to get drunk

>>236272

yes

gonna brush my teeth and go to bed

i don't got no libido anymore because i drink tap water, so someone else can take my wank token for tonight

>>236275

Good night neet, I will try not to think of you while taking advantage of that token

>>236275

Careful, if your wank receptors don't receive constant stimulation you'll go into wank withdrawal

>>236277

The guy at my local Thirsty Camel looks like a meth addict

>>236279

No doubt he is then

>>236280

Definitely wouldn't surprise me tbh, it's a popular hobby around here

>>236224

>>236230

I'd imagine Weber to be the kind of guy to have salt and pepper hair.

>>236270

>>236277

My local BWS is usually staffed by a weird looking long-haired guy who seems to be some kind of homosexual, I don't like going there anyway as it's next to a Woolies that is frequented by people that I went to school with. I usually go to one of two Dan's near my place, one of which at the security guard recognises me and always smiles at me when I visit and another where there's a boomer cashier who is always very nice to me. Failing that there's the BWS or Craig's in Box Hill Gook Hill, which is full of Asians and other associated undesirables. Anyway glad that it's nearly the end of the week, time for the last early sleep, rise and wageslave of the week. Night Night NEETs.

>>236282

Come visit the Oakleigh South Dan Murphy's I actually haven't visited there yet

>>236270

I feel sorry for you and anyone who doesn't have a comfy local premix king

'Extremely important': CEOs back immigration as cuts to intake loom

https://www.smh.com.au/business/the-economy/extremely-important-ceos-back-immigration-as-cuts-to-intake-loom-20190310-p5131r.html#comments

oy fucking vey

>>236285

isn't it weird that they'd rather bring in foreigners than train up locals? it's almost like they want to hurt the people of their own country and weaken a specific ethnic group.

>>236285

HOW WILL WAGES GROW IF WE DON'T KEEP IMPORTING FOREIGNERS TO DO JOBS THAT AUSTRALIANS COULD DO???

Fuck this clown world. We have no future here. I'm going to cast my lot in with Sustainable Australia or One Nation, whatever it takes to get these fuckers out of here.

>>236287

>>236285

https://www.smh.com.au/politics/federal/enough-enough-enough-scott-morrison-says-he-will-cut-australia-s-migration-intake-20181119-p50h1e.html

Maybe the Libs aren't so bad after all.

>>236286

>>236287

RACE WAR, RACE WAR

>>236286

It's called capitalism

>>236288

Let's see if he actually does cut immigration, maby thats just a political talking point to appease bogans and keep in mind liberals care for the rich and the rich like cheap labour trained over sea's

>>236289

Hopefully before it's too late

GO BACK TO MT DRUITT, FUCKING BOGANS!

Morning cunnos

Wage against the machine

>>236295

Wank against the machine

>>236298

>Can't figure out whether that dog is licking the milk out of a glass with his tongue or giving a blowie to a disembodied cock inside the glass.

Fuckin tough morning in the slave pits.

Almost wanna quit

Morning all.

Lazy start for me.

Four eggs on toast for breakky this morning.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmOUDf8ufbQ

Is there a brand of durrie cheaper than Rothmans?

>>236302

>Britishwomen.mp4

i thoroughly expected that video to end with them all getting islam'd to death

>>236314

Its not that surprising 5 of the 7 wealthiest people in Australia are Jewish in 2018.

>>236314

Oy vey goy, how will Mr Shekelstein get back to number three without at least 100,000 immigrants a year?

Those new 200,000 immigrants will bring him to number two, no doubt about it.

Won't you just open up to 400,000 more so he can be at the top again?

>>236283

Passed it once in the car, never been inside.

>>236285

Fuck that, fuck (((CEOs))) and fuck (((capital))). Nazbol Australia when?

16 degrees today in Shitbourne, glad it's Friday, might stop by Dan after work for some longnecks.

>>236304

The daughter doing all the hunting and shit was nice

4/16ths remain

2400 people at this con. Everybody thinks they’re a hacker these days. Women, pajeets, and chinks all over the place too.

>>236321

Are there any attractive women?

>>236322

A few. The rest have extreme hair and piercings and shit to make up for a lack of technical ability and daddy issues.

Have you accepted Brenton Tarrant into your hearts yet?

>>236324

bad for neets. if the muslims leave, the government will end neetbux programs because they only want muzzies to get free money.

Fucking protests in Adelaide today.

Any suggestsions for where I should buy a travel mug for drinking tea on the train?

>>236328

Do boongs drink tea?

>>236329

yes. they call it 'petrol'.

>>236330

All you neets have a calling in this life outside of the system, siege it!

>>236330

Noice.

>tfw female roommate has brought a friend around to do uni work

>>236334

a male friend? how long are they going to be 'uni working' eachother.

hope you like the smell of another dude's semen permeating throughout your entire house.

Up to 27 people are dead and dozens more injured, with victims in two locations across three possible crime scenes, after mass shootings in Christchurch, according to the

@nzherald

.

Rolled my ankle stepping off a curb in front of a million cars. Canberra had the exact same shitty roadworks in the exact same places this time last year.

>>236336

Only rag heads. Probably a false flag so they can ban semi-autos.

>>236338

And lol at the one guy who got chased by police after he rocked up at the mosque afterward and said he was their to celebrate.

>>236335

It's a girl and she is a 4/10 at first but she has bad BO which knocks her down to like a two.

>>236340

Icky. Girls normally have that shit under control, so she must be a mong.

>>236342

i disagree that the mosque shooting fits the definition of 'terrorism'. he saw the muslims themselves as enemy combatants. it would've been terrorism if he wasn't concerned with who his targets were. he very intentionally went to where the specific people were who he wanted to kill. terrorism is killing innocents regardless of who they are. terrorism scares everyone, this attack only scares muslims.

>>236341

Yeah, I found it odd.

>>236343

Terrorism is terrorism nice metal gymnastics retard.

>>236342

>just let shitskins walk all over you in your own country

I hope you get shot next, muzzie loving scum.

>>236345

>Terrorism is terrorism

yeah. and i'm saying that this is not terrorism.

>>236346

Hope you recover from your /pol/ propaganda

>>236347

It is terrorism but you try and make it seem otherwise cause you cant handle the fact you are a hypocrite. Cry about muslim terrorists but support anti muslim terrorist. Racist

>>236348

>Racist

Watch out lads, he has got us all now! Hoist the white flag!

>>236348

it was unsanctioned, it was illegal, it might even have been a war crime by some definitions, but it did not fit the letter or spirit of the term 'terrorism'. he wasn't trying to threaten the entire populace by selecting his targets at random so that literally anybody could be next, he very specifically targeted a group of people who he judged to be his particular enemy. it's terrorism in the same way pearl harbour was terrorism.

>>236349

>/pol/ fedora-ism

Oh geez

>>236349

Well you are and you admit it all the time. The white flag was already hoist cause racists allway lose

>>236350

What the fuck are you on about it's not a war, why are you trying to make out like it's a war, these are innocent people not combatants. Killing civilians = terrorism

killing soldiers = war

>>236352

>>236351

I haven't been to /pol/ in over two years now, but I fucking hate your PC bullshit.

Go fuck a boong you fucking mong.

>>236350

I understand what you are getting at but Islamic terrorism is committed against non Islamic people in the country, most of the time and if it is committed against Islamic people it is because they are a different sect. Its a lot more broad compared to this guy who only attacked Muslims but there still are people they wont.attack.

>>236352

just because a war isn't recognised by the UN doesn't mean a war isn't being carried out. the guy was certainly equipped for war. most 'legitimate' soldiers don't carry that kind of firepower.

Ah geez, the media articles are saying he posted his manifesto on 8chan.

Our comfy neetgen will be getting some unwanted attention

>>236353

Im not PC you fucking faggot stop trying to slander me as an SJW

>>236355

Who care what the fucking UN says it's not a war it terrorism.

>>236357

>Who care what the fucking UN says

you've confused yourself. i'm the one who's disregarding the UN and its definitions/designations. the shooter was fighting a war against the muslim community. again, unsanctioned and illegal.

>>236358

War is two opposing forces fighting. The muslims didn't have guns, they didnt fight back and had no politial fight behind it. Its not war it's terrorism

>>236359

they had fists. japan didn't have nukes when they got nuked. just because one belligerent is better equipped in an engagement than the opposition does not mean both sides are not engaged in a war. and if they weren't before, they pretty much are now.

>>236360

This wasn't a fight you idiot this was unprovoked slaughter. You entire argument is a bullshit strawman

>>236361

the provocation was several years of attacks in europe and america. oh and a few in australia. the lindt cafe and bourke street attacks come to mind. today's shooter was fighting the monolithic organisation he saw as responsible for worldwide conflict. 'slaughter' implies that the other side didn't fight back. if you watch the video, one of the muslims does rush him at one point, knocking him to the ground before the shooter hit him. the muslims lost the fight.

>>236362

Shut the fuck up you dumb racist cunt, your trying to paint them all with the same brush, what other people did has nothing to do with them. Yes you would fight back if some one tries to kill you but what your point? Dies that qualify as wat to you? Fucking neck your self faggot your stupidity is intolerable. Hobo neet hate nazi's and i beat your stupid hillbilly ass

I didn't spell check and im a phone fag so sorry, but fuck you.

Everyone shut up, this is important.

A snake just slithered under the door to my room and is hiding under some shelves next to my computer.

I don't like this at all.

>>236365

don't shoot it. that would be islamophobic or something.

You cunts need to calm down and have a wank, it was probably just some schizo fag who read imageboards and was put up to doing it by NZSIS so that they can take away the sheepshagger's guns.

>>236362

>the lindt cafe

This was carried out by a lone guy who wasn't even really motivated that much by Islam. He wasn't directly affiliated with ISIS and couldn't even get the correct fucking ISIS flag. Any real examination of who he was and his motives shows that he was a borderline mentally ill douche who wanted attention. The average muslim in Australia is nothing like this asshole, didn't sympathise with what he did, and didn't support it.

>bourke street attacks

Carried out by a mentally ill, drug addled GREEK claiming to be Christian. This was not a muslim attack, and it wasn't a 'Christian' attack either - because he was clearly just living out religious delusions under a sort of psychosis.

>>236368

>GREEK

oh really? wouldn't have pegged a guy named Shire Ali for a greek. would have guessed that he was a muslim. and also he was shown to have links to isis. but yeah no he was greek and christian.

>>>/islam/

I think im going to avoid the chan's for a few days this is making me depressed. Please dont fall for hatred, these people didn't deserve what happend to them.

>>236369

Ok, you're referring to the second Bourke Street attacker.

>Hassan Khalif Shire Ali

Again, this guy was mentally unstable. His marriage had fallen apart. He had a history of psychosis. He was also abusing drugs. At the time of the attack he claimed he was being chased by people with spears. He did claim to be inspired by ISIS, but he was clearly mentally unwell and doesn't represent the views of the majority of muslims. You're taking a couple of lone-wolf crazies and using that to justify the conscious and willful, politically motivated killing of 27+ people!

The mentally unwell guys at least have that excuse. This Kiwi shooter is a memelord NPC.

>>236370

Me too. I hate it when there's a chance the media will come and invade our comfy space. Imagine if NK ended up on the news

>>236371

>The mentally unwell guys at least have that excuse. This Kiwi shooter is a memelord NPC.

Are you saying the kiwi shooter wasn't mentally unwell?

>>236105

uni lab class went for 2 hours instead of 4. She asked if anyone was attending the uow protest and like 1/4 of the class put their hand up. Means i got an early mark. Didn't stay around to see it

>>236370

Yes they did

Which Bourke street attack do you mean?

>>236371

His family were on watchlists regarding ISIS involvement, both funding them and actively fighting for them, but go ahead and live in a make believe world where the truth is malleable.

>>236371

>referring to the second Bourke Street attack

Isn't it great to live in a city where streets have been subject to multiple terrorist attacks?

Thinking about aboriginal proctology again…

RISE UP NEETS

https://www.mediafire.com/file/3vcjr5lll3r6xte/The+Great+Replacement.docx

https://www.mediafire.com/file/vobnnbe56aee55m/READ+SIEGE.pdf

>>236380

>download random files and get put on watch lists

No thank you, fag.

>>236373

It's possible that he was, I don't know enough. The fact that he wrote out a manifesto makes him much more of a "politically motivated terrorist" than the men who carried out the attacks listed by the anon.

I was simply responding to the claim that this kiwi attack was a response to "provocation", including attacks in Australia. The anon listed the lindt cafe and bourke street attacks. The point I was making is that the kiwi attack is NOT a response to any sort of meaningful "provocation" within Australia. The attacks he listed were both carried out by mentally unstable people who happened to use Islam as an excuse to get attention, fame, to hurt people, whatever. The average muslim in Australia doesn't support or encourage terrorism. Australia and New Zealand are generally pretty safe, tolerant places to live.

>>236377

Where is your source on this claim? I've never seen it before.

>>236378

What can I say? Two different mentally unstable people tried to kill a bunch of innocent people. How would you possibly prevent this sort of thing without implementing a super-authoritarian state? It's unfortunate, but shit happens.

>>236378

It's fucking wonderful.

>>236380

>READ+SIEGE.pdf

Nah, fuck off with that shit.

Fuck white people

>>236382

>How would you possibly prevent this sort of thing

White Australia Policy.

>>236387

White Australians engage in violence all the time. Martin Bryant.

>>236389

A warrant canary is useless as fuck anyway

ASIO and Federal Police ITT

>>236382

To begin, there's two terrorists with similar names.

Hassan Shire Ali was the Bourke St one while Ali Shire Ali was just convicted of plotting against Fed Square.

Only talking about Hassan:

>had links

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/live/2018/nov/10/melbourne-bourke-street-attack-police-say-assailant-had-links-to-islamic-state-latest-updates

>known to police

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2018/nov/09/melbourne-bourke-street-attack-dead-injured-man-arrested-stabbings

>planned to go to syria in 2015 to fight for ISIS

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-11-10/security-strengthened-after-terror-in-bourke-street--melbourne/10484390

You're a bullshit artist that's sowing lies and mistruths to hide from the fact that these attacks are indeed because of Islam.

You can cry as much as you like about their mental health issues, but the fact they decided to join a radical cult and kill innocent people instead of drink goon like everyone else is why it's a fucking threat to the country.

>The average muslim in Australia doesn't support or encourage terrorism.

I interact with a lot of Muslims, and let me tell you, they may decry the means, but they certainly agree with the ends. They're no different from the average /pol/ack who wants them all gone but doesn't support mass murderers. The only difference in this case is that they're coming into a Western, majority white country while the violence committed by said Western-white people is in defencee, not offence.

>>236390

>didn't subscribe to any mass cult

>didn't justify his actions at all, unlike the isis fighters who can and do

That's before even bringing into question how much of the evidence and investigation was faulty, ignored or altered to get a slam dunk conviction to pave the way for gun control.

>>236390

Possum, just go have a wank or something, no one finds your baitposting funny.

>>236384

Thanks Auntie

>>236394

i find it funny

>>236390

Both Bourke street attacks, the Lindt cafe siege, and about a million acts of violence by lebs and somalians could've all been avoided this way.

>>236396

I find it furry

>>236397

Oh, also add the monash university shooting in 2002 - yet another of the benefits of diversity

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monash_University_shooting

>>236392

Tell them to have a wank and visit Dan's for a goon cask after knock off.

>tfw (You) will never have Tones winks at (You) in the goon tent

>>236393

You claimed "His family were on watchlists regarding ISIS involvement, both funding them and actively fighting for them".

You haven't provided that evidence. The second alleged terrorist you've named just happens to have the surname "Ali", they don't appear to be related. Hassan Khalif Shire Ali, the (second) Bourke Street attacker had TALKED about joining ISIS and as I previously acknowledged, he had appropriated some of their ideology, but this "lone radicalisation" came about as part of his mental deterioration - in EXACTLY the same way that Gargasoulas, the Greek-Tongan (first) Bourke Street attacker started ranting about angels and being divine before his attack. They were both men with major mental issues at the time who just grabbed hold of whatever ideology seemed to fit. Your claim that I've quoted above was completely false, and then you accuse me of sowing lies.

> they decided to join a radical cult and kill innocent people instead of drink goon like everyone

These kiwi attackers don't appear to have been anything like that. The main guy has written a political manifesto. They've killed over 40 innocent people, none of whom have been shown to celebrate or support terrorism against others. You're twisting the truth to justify violence against innocent Australians and New Zealanders. An arab or muslim Australian or New Zealander has as much right live free from violence on these lands as anyone else.

Just going to start hiding all those posts makes it so much more comfy

Think I might have a wank and then a tinny after I clean up the kitchen and pick up some shopping.

>>236406

Mr Shekelstein has given you TWO WHOLE DAYS to get all your weekend waging done. Then it's back to the wagecage on Monday morning.

>>236403

You're either not reading these articles because they shut down your entire argument or are willfully ignoring their contents despite reading them.

The 2nd one is clearly about Hassan Khalif Shire Ali, because the other one with a similar name didn't go to Bourke St and kill a bloke in cold blood.

All 3 articles state, clearly, that he and family members were known to police.

Go ask your manager what lie you're meant to spread next.

If you want to talk about Gargasoulas, he was on ice at the time and just didn't care. Every single thing he has said in his trial about religion and being the Messiah is from his lawyers trying to get an insanity plea and he was caught sending a letter to another inmate saying as much, which is why he got maximum sentences on all charges no slim chances on appeals.

Nice try twisting that into a religious/mental health issue despite there being no evidence to support it prior to the attack, while the ISIS-related ones all had ties revealed in investigations.

While we're on the topic of Gargasoulas, his brothers and cousins all have convictions for violent crimes, so he's just following them, not some wacky religious plot.

>>236409

Whats with the pictures?

anyone else from nz having trouble accessing 8chan without a vpn

might just be my isp (vodafone)

>>236412

8ch and 4chan are blocked in NZ. Use google DNS.

>>236390

Martin Bryant was a patsy you dumb cunt, the retard had 50IQ how the fuck was he able to kill 10 people in 15 seconds with mostly headshots?

Also he literally was talking to the police on the phone while someone else was shooting, he literally could not have been the shooter

>mong sitting near me rips out his phone

>goes straight to 4um, then diamondp0l

>saves stream and posts it to discord

bloody idiot

I'm so disgruntled about another wave of wagies coming here that I'm going to sage.

>>236304

itv max comfy

>>236337

your taxes at work

jobs and growth

>>236356

for fucks sake, I hope it wasn't a regular unna

>>236365

skitch

get the broom

>>236392

in time, they will join us in the goon

>>236411

do not reply to kraut redditors who are only here because of a silly internet video

>>236413

use Opennic retard, avoid botnet

>>236413

wait 4chan too?

let me check

yeah 4chan is blocked too, when the fuck did that happen

>>236411

What's the problem with them? Is posting Yukio Mishima now listworthy for the bored ASIO?

>>236414

>gun shop owner has been on record from day 1 saying that martin bought the weapons and ammunition under the instruction of someone else with him in professional attire

>90%+ accuracy on heads from the hip with only 1 week's ownership of any type of gun

>top-tier tactical performance, like sweeping with the gun and body in line instead of waving it and keeping a round chambered while reloading

<I just don't understand why these LUNATICS and CONSPIRTARDS could call this fake!!

>>236421

Yeah exactly, but even if you ignore that he literally is recorded speaking to police while someone else is shooting which clears him of the crime, that and the only evidence is a forced confession

>>236419

They're doing people a favour for blocking that site anyway.

I come back from work and a NZ NEET commits a terror attack

The Fuck?

Fuck I'm scared we're on fucking watch lists now

>>236423

Forced is an understatement. He just fucking mumbles the word yes until they write down a fake confession and have him read it on camera because he was too slow to understand the words and just read out of impulse.

>>236428

i feel sorry for the poor bastard

>>236425

It climbed into a cabinet and I can't get it out.

I got a good look at it though, and it's just a tree-snake, so I'm happy to just let it leave whenever it wants.

We need a boong storm.

>>236408

>All 3 articles state, clearly, that he and family members were known to police.

Firstly, these articles are all from 2018. Himself and family members by extension being "known to police", this is a COMPLETELY different claim to the original one I asked you to provide evidence for. Once again, let me repeat, you claimed "His family were on watchlists regarding ISIS involvement…both funding them and actively fighting for them", this is NOT the same as being "known to police".

>If you want to talk about Gargasoulas, he was on ice at the time and just didn't care. Every single thing he has said in his trial about religion and being the Messiah is from his lawyers trying to get an insanity plea…

From wikipedia:

>Chief Commissioner of Victoria Police Graham Ashton confirmed that 26-year-old Dimitrious "Jimmy" Gargasoulas had previously been remanded into custody and was known to police for having a history of illicit drug use, family violence, and mental health problems.

KNOWN TO POLICE…for having a HISTORY of ILLICIT DRUG USE, FAMILY VIOLENCE, and MENTAL HEALTH PROBLEMS.

>Nice try twisting that into a religious/mental health issue despite there being no evidence to support it prior to the attack..

From wikipedia:

>In the days before the attack, Gargasoulas began to post messages on Facebook about "religion, God, Satan, heaven and hell", which writers for The Age described as "rambling and often nonsensical"

On the day in question he was literally hooning around Melbourne with police trying to stop him but not intervening for hours, and everyone who came into contact with him said he appeared mentally ill.

Requesting an immediate boong storm.

>>236419

The chinks have finally taken over the government and enforced their internet censorship policies on nz. I can hear the howls of despair as all sheep bestiality is blocked.