/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

I like this Pepe

>>235218

Thanks. It has been used before but I can't remember if it was on this board.

Horrible edition title

https://8ch.net/ausneets/res/235217.html

STOP POSTING IN THIS THREAD !

shit

>>235223

I've made too many of these things and ran out of ideas. I think I've even used "Can't Think Of A Title Edition" already

Three threads going, this one seems comfy though.

>>235235

It does

>tfw posting in three threads confused

>>235238

Just have a wank and see which one has won when you finish

Finally some action

Fine, this thread then

Now that's bloody rude.

The boong bum thread was just kicking off

When is the pepe going to be someone's peeper?

>>235245

Whose the nigger now, neet?

>>235247

Cruiseys missus I believe

>>235248

That's actually a good pepe

>>235250

It is a good pepe

>>235248

Saved for future consideration

>>235254

You better post it m8

>>235255

Should be mid next year I reckon

>>235257

6th of June would be ideal

>>235258

Still among my favorites because it scared that one NEET.

>>235259

You want the devils thread for your birthday ?

My thread is still on the front page

>tfw ghost thread

>>235263

see

>>235258

Nearly seroquel o'clock

Whoever posted that print screen (cruisey?) needs to really declutter their start bar.

>>235273

I like to share our traditional wisdom with the other boards sometimes

Missionary work really

how long does it take you to nod off?

>>235276

sorry about no (You)

>>235276

Enjoy.

>>235277

Usually two or so hours if I've had food

>>235270

Even threads we discard dominate the other boards

Any NEETs have a comfy video I can watch on first night of /novb/? I'm so bored

>>235283

We mog 8chan

>>235285

I don't know what that means but it sounds correct

>>235276

So what would happen if dexieNEET and seroquelNEET swapped meds?

>>235287

Lots of NEEts would get raped down the hatch ?

>>235284

I'm watching more of that Harold guy on youtube about thailand

>>235289

Is that the sex tours one ?

>>235289

Does he teach how to tell the difference between ladyboys and actual female hookers?

>>235291

Come to think of it, does thailand even have women? Or do they just engage in non-sexual reproduction?

>>235291

That's easy.

You yell out "JOHN" and see which one turns around

>>235294

Nah, asioNEET got fired

He's on the dole now

>>235295

The new board rules put him out of business

>>235298

Yes I understand that lingo, fellow unemployed gentleman

>>235297

>But boss, I can't dob in my NEET mates, it's AGAINST THE BOARD RULES !!

>I think you might be in a little too deep son

>Remind bin NEET to put out the bin !

>ANd wank off the dog !!

>UNNA UNNA BOONG RAPE POOPOO

>Security, can you send someone up, the NEET thread has claimed another agent

Thinking about fish&chips

And abo anal of course

>>235294

>MR WEBER WHAT HAVE YOU FOUND OUT ABOUT THESE DANGEROUS TERRORISTS

<uhh well NK posted a picture of his poo, and Monaro is thinking I'm going to violently rape him on Thursday

>WHERE IS THE TERRORIST THREATS, WHAT ABOUT THE ISIS LINKED MONK

<w-well h-he i-is drinking gook be---

>OH GOD THE MAN IS DRINKING ASIAN PEOPLE

>>235295

was Monk ASIO NEET the whole time

>>235304

He used his tactical bulge bomb to destroy /aus/ in one swift blow

Big poo

>>235307

You should rename your pic to cruisey

>>235308

kek

>>235305

And I could do it again.

No surrender!

Actually I'm kind of embarrassed about my ausneets reputation, I have matured quite a bit in general since the split

>>235310

Our expectations are low so you'll always exceed them

https://8ch.net/newsplus/res/227939.html#227944

>>235310

It's fine I mean hell you did what you did as a necessary joke to my own larpiness that could of turned dangerous, you probably saved me

Gape rape

>>235317

:^)

>>235315

You thinks it's possible he is really a werewolf that hunts skinheads ?

>>235320

Aha, I prefer this interpretation.

Gonna tell myself not to get a six pack after work tomorrow, but I know I'll just get one anyway

>>235323

I'd give her a golden shower

>>235320

>>235321

>>235322

So basically are we saying I confuse cruisey

Have to give cenno a call tomorrow to check on the progress of my DSP application

>>235323

Night Nana

>>235323

Good night oriental fancier.

>>235323

G;night Asian girls bum

>>235330

I thought cruisey was a nigger dog

>>235332

I've got nowhere else to go

>>235332

I plan to become an image board

People will post on my belly

>>235332

why would I, I love you cunts in a non-gay way and probably will one day unironically start the commune

Manly un-gay shoulder slaps all round

I said shoulder NK

And I said un-gay as well

>>235339

No, Cruisey is confused

>>235344

He's 28 and a nigger dog though

>>235342

>>235340

you guys are my favourite homosexuals

>tfw intense anxiety all day

I've got no clue how I managed to get through work today.

>>235348

Is it a new job?

>>235349

No

>>235353

kek

Possum I really hope you're adding my banners

>>235353

decent

>>235328

Make sure to tell them your finger is even more sore and your feet are cold

>>235332

Once I get a life

>>235335

You could try facebook

NK should make a faceboong.

>>235361

I did that for a while, it smells

>>235345

Boong dog

>>235362

Nice try police man

I have discovered disturbing evidence that suggests George Soros is NK's grandfather.

>32c tomorrow

fug

Actually nah he looks more like Phil Collins than Swolecard, still fukn based though

>>235367

In order to prove your theory you need to either prove that Soros is Dan Murphy's Dad since we all know Dan Murphy is NKs biological father or that Soros is a boong so that he could be his boong mother's father

>>235371

What if … Soros raped a boong 50 years back and that jewboong is NK's mum ?

Then Dan could be his dad and he'd be irish/jew/boong

>>235369

Kek, That's probably better than the original

>>235372

It would explain the accent

>>235369

Maybe

STOP

WANKING

for the 2nd speech bubble

>>235377

NK still has his youthful charms

think my bread dick is clearing up NEETs, was getting paranoid for a second the

that jewess is Rachel Weisz btw

and I would do filthy race-traitorous things to her

>>235382

kek, yep

>>235380

she's the robo waifu in blade runner right

>>235380

I wish she was my mummy

>>235384

I'm not sure, I fell for her in that desert scene in The Mummy

>>235385

This NEET gets it

>>235384

No, that's Ana de Armas

>>235386

G'night m8

>>235388

I said blade runner, this girl wasn't even born when it came out

>>235390

>>235390

Was thinking you meant 2049

>>235387

Oh so one of the many girls who justed Brendan Fraser then

A side note, HOLY SHIT ALIMONY IS OVER

>>235392

Dunno if it was a fake but there was a thread about him having a chubby nigger gf, on … 4chon maybe ?

>>235395

I can see Brendan and Cruisey having the same irl persona

>>235400

BUST

>>235403

She's got a body like that ?

You are a dog Cruisey old m8

>>235405

Is it possible …

Your getting cucked by Brendan ?

>>235405

So if you're actually Brendan Fraser this whole time then that also means that Brendn Fraser is actually NK as well

Possibly starting his rape career as JUSTice to the world for being fucked over

>>235408

Fuck, that means NK got Rachel Weisz

This ruins so many of my wank fantasies

>>235409

Raping your mind as well as your body

and remember its been the last few years where Brendan has been unJUSTing himself with the focus on the last year and a half

Guess who also has been unJUSTing himself in the same period, Cruisey

>Driven mad by all the JUST Brendan Fraser found solace on a small Australian imageboard.

>Here he developed the persona of "Cruisey" a mellow laid back Aussie to deal with the stress of the alimony.

>How will he react to discovering his true identity ?

>More news at 11

>>235413

>ADITIONAL BREAKING NEWS

>REPORTS HAVE DISCOVERED THAT BRENDAN FRASER HAS BEEN FOUND IN A DUMPSTER OUTSIDE OF A NORTH PERTH LIQUORSTORE YELLING "GIMME DAT PRIME ASSHOLE UNNA"

>MORE NEWS AT 9:11

Time for a wank.

>>235415

Did this Brendan talk get things going for you?

If we've broken this news story we'll all make millions off the gossip magazines

>>235416

JUST WANK MY DICK UP

It sounds like someone with a wooden leg is walking up my street

>>235420

Scary pepe is eternal

Fuck back to work tommorrow. Night Night NEETs.

>>235420

They don't make years like they used too

Bloody things wear out in no time

>>235423

G'night m8

>>235429

JUST have a good sleep

>tfw no model body gf misso while acting humble

>>235431

I'm gonna spoiler this in case Cruisey is still up

I would pound her so hard that bones would break

fuck I can't sleep

>>235432

Cruisey is a lucky man and a role model to us all

why is no one giving me attention uwu

>>235435

because you're gay john

good night fellas, except john, you fuckin poofter

Some of you NEETs are alright.

Don't go to Dans tomorrow.

Rise and shine layabouts.

Strike while the irons hot

>>235438

morning boongie

>>235258

Why did this pepe require a spoiler when it has been unspoilered in the catalogue for over a year?

Surprising amount of people at the gym for 6am.

I added military press this time.

Feelin good, home before sunrise

>>235441

Time for a wank?

>>235442

Time for turkey and eggs

First mint of the day

>>235434

That's nice to wake up to.

>>235440

Because it's scary.

>>235441

Very productive start to the week.

>>235439

>>235438

>>235441

>>235443

>>235444

>>235445

>>235446

Morning all.

>>235444

Good idea.

>>235449

Good morning buddy.

Fucking tried this morning fellas, I need to go to bed earlier.

On the phone to Centrelink

>>235454

That's your day taken care of m8

I get to drive a bobcat and excavator today.

I'm slightly excited.

>>235456

nek minit

>>235457

flud beezlbut ?

>>235460

If 4 NEETs share 6 gooncasks over 3 hours and then throw up 40% of the goon and pass out which of them will NK rape first ?

>>235461

If a NEET drank a quart of goon before he started

and ran a mile and a half before he farted

and the further he runs, the fuller he gets

how far will run before he shits?

Now in order for me to win this bet

I must take you to where the fart was let

the farmer says he saw the NEET pass

with blood and goon squirting out of his arse

The farmer was a mile from where the NEET started

and the NEET passed the farmer just after he farted

it was so funny the farmer had to laugh

that god damn NEET ran another mile and a half

Now it seems to me if he pours on the gas

and runs like hell with a puckered ass

if he sticks to the trail while keeping his wits

He can run 5 miles before he shits.

Got the job in half a minute of an interview. Took all my bullshit physical stats and said I can start tomorrow

>>235463

Well done m8

17 degrees today in Shitbourne. Back at work, had a horrible headache earlier, I sure am glad that this is a four day week.

>>235464

Meh. It's not hard.

$25/h with no chance of improvement

Reeee theres a tradie running a loud generator power washing the roof

>>235468

Throw your pissbottles at him

I need to wank

Just came outta court

I just got a text saying that i got an inheritance for $9.8 million, i think i will make buy the NEET compound.

>>235471

what did you do?

>>235473

A Dingo drank his Goon bag

>>235475

nice jizz drops on the desk

>>235475

i finished uploading my bane folder, so pretty good

>>235475

This triggers me

fart a shart on my custard tart

Smoke a dart and take a shaft, all within a merchants cart

i dont want to do my assignments. they are long and boring.

A solid poo with no blood!!!!

>>235481

another successful uni neet

>>235483

I wrote what i had to do out and its not as bad as i thought which is nice. though some teachers have no idea what they are doing so i cant plan it out too much.

I'm gonna start a supermarket only for men so we don't have to dodge stupid old cows stopping in the middle of the aisle with their trolley to look blankly at random shit

Fuck I hate these bitches

>>235485

You should ram them with your trolley.

fingered in a supermarket aisle

I am giving serious consideration to renting a small Asian woman

>>235488

why rent the milk when you can kidnap the cow for free? and also rape the cow?

>>235489

Does "MOOOOO" count as consent ?

cow pussy

>>235488

Will she be cooking your a nice dinner?

>>235492

Maybe, I guess I only need 20 minutes or so, she can cook can clean for the rest

>>235466

I'm in that boat too, you can always do tickets in the meantime and hold out for something better

>>235467

Share with your cuz unna

>>235495

Ask me in 10 weeks bro

FOR FUCKS SAKE I ATE THE WHOLE LOAF OF RAISIN TOAST IN A HWOLE HOUR, AGAIN

mummybot is going to give me her glare of disapproval

>>235497

badNEET

>>235497

Buy another loaf,eat half and put the other half away

The perfect crime

>>235499

That is a pretty decent poo

I'm giving 7.9/10

i am going to avoid eating treats to make up for the raisin bread

>>235467

what strain dard?

>>235504

bubba kush

My first attempt at oven baked chicken has been a success. Little bit dry but otherwise fine. Easy meal prep.

>>235506

cat's aren't as good for fucking as dogs. specifically bigger dogs like labradors; smaller dogs typically present the same problems as cats. best are horses though.

>>235508

I did not want or need to know this

>>235508

How do you know this?

This heat is starting to get to me NEETs. im getting really angry and depressed.

>>235512

Have a wank

>>235508

not as much fun as gerbil stuffing

>>235513

Its too hot to and im trying to not masturbate as much which i am failing terribly at.

>>235516

i'll try but no promises.

>>235517

If you don't have a wank for a while UNNA sends you hot boong chicks who wank you off while you sleep

>>235519

She'll be your dream boong chick m8

I read a while back about some African tribe where the young blokes get appointed an "auntie" when they turn 10 or so whose job it is to wank them off till they're ready for marriage.

Even niggers can come up with good ideads

>>235520

sounds wonderful, i will not wank for a while.

>>235521

sounds like lies from /ss/

>>235522

It could have been bollocks tbh, not sure where I read it

>>235523

dont fall for the /ss/ lies, those people are stunted individuals who where molested as children by an older woman. i think

>>235524

I don't even know what /ss/ is mate other than I sent someone there once saying it was a nazi board and they got angry

>>235525

why dont you wander over and have a gander?

>>235526

Lol, no

I have seen enough of the bits of 8chan that I'd rather not to last a lifetime

>>235525

/ss/ is straight shota

As in some anime boy being seduced by a much older woman

>>235528

Ah, ok, cheers.

Probably not the place to send a guy looking for pictures of sexy nazi women then

No wonder he got angry

>>235530

Maybe if you want to see a sexy nazi women seduce a jew boy

Having a wank to sukisuki girl

I can't decide whether to wank to abo anal or rent a gook

>>235533

nips are better than gooks

>>235534

I can't tell the diference tbh

>>235535

gooks play starcraft, nips play visual novels.

>>235506

Reminds me of this and the sex survey

>>235536

and boongs play goon tent

>>235518

succubus boong

>>235539

succufuraciggie boongs

People keep trying to give me a dollar for a ciggie now rather than beg one

Is this normal ?

Sunset blues

I purchased some bulge-enhancing trunks this afternoon, along with a new jeans belt, and a new wallet.

The silly woman didn't remove the security tag from the wallet, so I got searched going into and out of every other shop I visited.

>>235499

I agree with >>235502

Much better colour as well.

>tfw agreed with about poo

Niggers.

>>235515

>>235512

Not much has changed, you need to wank away the heat.

>>235549

Stop being so Hinduphobic mate.

>>>/pol/12907403

>>235476

That's the lunchroom table, having said that, I can't say I know what those drops actually are.

>>235477

Good work.

>>235478

Nothing wrong with a good cup of Blend 43.

>>235550

Hinduphobia in 2019 will turn into Hindu supremacy come 2020.

>>235551

It's Mohandas actually.

>>235553

Fuck off mohandas ,we're full

>>235550

Mother has had this faulty service for two weeks now. If it's not resolved tomorrow lunchtime I'm opening a TIO case. That will cost them $10K just have it looked at.

>>235554

Thank you, cum again!

>>235555

Oh bad bad bad bad

Bad bad bad bad bad

>>235555

And dumb dumb pajeet just forwarded my response back to me instead of whoever he was forwarding it to.

>>235557

You can't expect a highly qualified help desk pajeet to understand the intricacies of emails mate

>>235545

I typically do.

I wonder how long it'll be before whiny white Hindu women start complaining about hindu pajeet men making them look bad

>>235558

>>235557

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vc8tfioOKvU

>>235461

>>235462

This is a cruel meme.

>>235463

> in half a minute of an interview.

How did you do that? What did you say?

>>235563

Is that you, decimalNEET?

>>235471

Should stop doing crime.

>>235563

If 3 NEETs travelling 11kmh encounter 6 boongs travelling 8kh at a 90 degree intersection who owns the goon cask and how many litres does it have left ?

>>235565

You can't answer it either.

>>235568

I posted it

The correct answer is the boongs, and they drank all your goon

>>235482

Congrats, I have some smaller specks. I was unimpressed.

>>235461

how hairy are the neet victims

>>235572

1 hairy NEEt, 2 average NEETs and 1 shaved NEET

>>235507

Nicely done NEET.

There's no rental negresses in my area, I just checked.

I have rented a chinawoman for later on

>>235575

Girlfriend experience?

>>235577

Nah, massage and a shag

>>235577

How much was it?

>>235579

$200 for a visit so i'm not expecting much

>>235579

>>235578

>>235575

>no rental negresses

Prices are low enough that most people own rather than rent.

>>235575

Is your house neat and tidy?

>>235582

I heard the mining boom caused a glut in the negress market.

>>235583

Neat enough,

>walk into job finding centers

>centrelink tries to cuck me out of my free money saying i was never there

>have to provide fucking evidence yet I know they're full of shit

>>235575

There used to be a rental Jamaican in Adelaide I called her up years ago then chickened out.

>>235587

jamaican me horny!

>>235586

Make them prove you weren't. Burden of proof is on the accuser.

>>235587

It's Cruiseys fault for saying his missus looked like JUSTs new negress

>tfw our cities are quickly becoming full of gooks, pajeet, niggers and arabs.

>many can't even understand simple english.

>tfw was taught german in school

ever seen any "minority" aside boongs homeless? they're all white

how do we ctrl+z the country?

>>235590

that will only piss them off. they hold the cards in this situation.

>>235592

We get them drunk and have sex with them

>>235594

so the counter to degeneracy is to become degenerates ourselves?

I don't want AIDS though

>>235590

>>235593

>that will only piss them off. they hold the cards in this situation.

So what the fug should I do?

>thinking about being a proctologist in a rural and remote aboriginal community

>>235596

>>235594

>>235597

I genuinely lol'd

well done m8

>>235595

I already am a degenerate though

>>235592

Form small islands as fortresses and burn everything outside to the ground.

>>235601

Water World?

>>235601

That works in Rimworld

>>235599

Thank you, last night inspired me after all those suggestions.

>>235591

That was the start of my exotic persuasion.

>>235602

>>235603

More like mad max, metaphorical islands in the Australian desert.

>>235606

I got the brown fever and I have to settle for yellow

Such is the life of the lowly NEET

>>235600

fair point

>>235601

maybe tasmania will be relevant after all

>>235604

downgrade. i bet she's never even been fingered in a club.

>>235604

how fuckin fat is dat bitch

I just realised that being on /ausneets/ has made me slightly less racist

I now approve of foreign gf's for male white NEETs

>>235609

It doesn't really matter where, just as long as you have the will to do what has to be done. Fourth-generation warfare is all about moral and morale.

I was just watching the Chopper Read last interview. He said that the key to winning a war is to love what your enemy hates.

>being in prison

>ultra violence

>getting up on a Monday and not knowing whether you're going to stab or be stabbed

>>235613

Chopper was a drug addict that robbed other drug addicts and stole 2/3 of his stories off other drug addicts

>>235604

God that is so cringe. Gamer culture is a cancer, also I can't fucking stand "tech people" wearing blazers over a tshirt, christ

>>235614

Yeah I know, but he is also on the official record as having spent something like 18 years in prison, so he probably knows more about war than I do.

>>235617

Yeah, fair enough I guess.

>>235604

>Jon

>>235616

>I am exhausted

lol

I should probably wash my penis

>>235608

The world is at our dick tips. It is in our genetic make up to colonise.

>>235622

I'm gonna go all Imperialist on her yellow arse

>plant my NEET flag in chinese soil

>>235612

I used to hate poofters, now I'm pretty much the gayest cunt here.

>>235613

That's why chop chop loved rape.

>>235625

I don't mind poofs unless they're the attention whorey faggot types.

If they're just a bloke who fucks blokes I don't really care.

Tbh it disgusts me still but that's my thing unless they do it in front of me.

>>235627

Yeah, I'm like that now. I used to be like how a /pol/lack is about jews about homos.

>>235627

I hate them. They are enemies but not traitors. I hate the traitors worse.

>>235628

I do get hit on by poofs a bit which is disconcerting

Might be because I'll have a chat with anyone when I'm drunk and they confuse it

>>235624

It's how we take it back.

BULLS ON THE PARADE

>>235629

Kiss me now you ravenous cum whore.

>>235632

OF NORWOOD

>>235633

You said that to ME last night

Fickle whore

>>235630

>>235633

>>235635

You're not a cumslut, you're a meaty rump.

>>235630

I don't generally get hit on but I do show up on homos gaydars. Allegedly.

/aus/ of 4 years ago would be shocked at current year /ausneets/

Imagine if we could send a few posts back

stop being gay please my cousins are over and i don't want you to give them funny thoughts

>>235620

>>235597

>>235638

I honestly look like a thug which makes it stranger

>>235640

Ask for their opinions on proctology in rural and remote Aboriginal communities?