NEET General #312 - Edition Edition NEET 03/11/19 (Mon) 09:38:59 No. 235216 [View All]
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NEET 03/13/19 (Wed) 09:01:18 No. 235944
>>235943
>feel good receptors
wank receptors
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NEET 03/13/19 (Wed) 09:01:22 No. 235945
>>235838
There is the Caanite Jews
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NEET 03/13/19 (Wed) 09:01:49 No. 235946
>>235943
There’s another drug that is designed to make you violently ill if you take alcohol, but that probably just causes people to stop taking the pills.
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NEET 03/13/19 (Wed) 09:01:49 No. 235947
>>235944
Why do people keep using the wrong name?
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NEET 03/13/19 (Wed) 09:02:00 No. 235948
>>235945
but they're not jew jews
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NEET 03/13/19 (Wed) 09:02:55 No. 235949
>>235945
The Wrath of Caan storyline in StarTrek was about them
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NEET 03/13/19 (Wed) 09:04:20 No. 235950
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NEET 03/13/19 (Wed) 09:07:25 No. 235951
seroquel o'clock is fast approaching
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NEET 03/13/19 (Wed) 09:08:28 No. 235952
Mate your Choosi payout can fund the catering from Dan's:
>Money that that can also be used for other expenses
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NEET 03/13/19 (Wed) 09:09:40 No. 235953
>>235948
They're the true jews
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NEET 03/13/19 (Wed) 09:12:08 No. 235954
Does the NEET Council use Choosi for their prostitutes?
>Receive triple the benefit In the case of Accidental Death
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NEET 03/13/19 (Wed) 09:13:43 No. 235955
I'm having a diet but I don't know how much weight I've lost because I don't have scales
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NEET 03/13/19 (Wed) 09:13:50 No. 235956
Can I still be classified as sober if I take acid
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NEET 03/13/19 (Wed) 09:14:08 No. 235957
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NEET 03/13/19 (Wed) 09:14:28 No. 235958
>>235956
have a psilocybin instead
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NEET 03/13/19 (Wed) 09:16:19 No. 235959
>>235955
Measure it in poo estimates.
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NEET 03/13/19 (Wed) 09:17:12 No. 235960
>>235959
My poos are nothing but sharts on this noodle + 1 egg diet
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NEET 03/13/19 (Wed) 09:18:19 No. 235961
>>235960
Did you find a laundry place?
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NEET 03/13/19 (Wed) 09:19:38 No. 235962
>>235961
I need spare change to operate it
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NEET 03/13/19 (Wed) 09:21:44 No. 235963
>>235962
Have you considered pooing into the coin slot? With enough continuous force that you could obviously provide to the coin slot, it should make the machine work. Straight up economics.
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NEET 03/13/19 (Wed) 09:23:34 No. 235964
>>235963
I can just use the shower to wash the sharts out of my cumdies for now
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NEET 03/13/19 (Wed) 09:26:29 No. 235965
>>235964
Have you considered adding rice to your diet? You can buy massive sacks of it cheap and a good rice cooker will last you a long time. Less salt and preservatives than the current food you're reading.
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NEET 03/13/19 (Wed) 09:26:49 No. 235966
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NEET 03/13/19 (Wed) 09:27:50 No. 235967
>>235965
But the noodles come with a flavouring sachet. If I bought rice I'd then have to go about flavouring it.
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NEET 03/13/19 (Wed) 09:28:03 No. 235968
>>235966
I want you to operate on my brain if I get cancer.
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NEET 03/13/19 (Wed) 09:30:37 No. 235969
>>235967
Learn to before you make yourself seriously ill. Those noodles are not meant to be eaten long term.
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NEET 03/13/19 (Wed) 09:35:35 No. 235970
>>235969
I have six packets of noodles left so that's six days worth of food there. I'll think about my options after then
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NEET 03/13/19 (Wed) 09:37:55 No. 235971
>>235970
How do you tell what's happening on the toilet when both feel the same?
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NEET 03/13/19 (Wed) 09:39:19 No. 235972
>>235970
I'll come back on the 21st to check in and see how it went.
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NEET 03/13/19 (Wed) 09:39:44 No. 235973
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NEET 03/13/19 (Wed) 09:40:54 No. 235974
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NEET 03/13/19 (Wed) 09:40:56 No. 235975
>>235971
Because the sharts feel like farts
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NEET 03/13/19 (Wed) 09:41:41 No. 235976
>>235973
On the 19th I will eat my last packet of noodles and then I will go shopping on the 20th for more food.
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NEET 03/13/19 (Wed) 09:43:31 No. 235977
>>235975
But isn't it just all liquid?
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NEET 03/13/19 (Wed) 09:43:50 No. 235978
>>235974
Goodnight boong lord.
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NEET 03/13/19 (Wed) 09:44:22 No. 235979
>>235977
It's a liquid with softer poos mixed in
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NEET 03/13/19 (Wed) 09:44:43 No. 235980
Would being a receptionist be a good job?
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NEET 03/13/19 (Wed) 09:47:58 No. 235981
>>235979
You need some bulking agents like Metamucil
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NEET 03/13/19 (Wed) 09:48:22 No. 235982
>>235980
Depends on the company and how you like dealing with irate customers
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NEET 03/13/19 (Wed) 09:48:39 No. 235983
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NEET 03/13/19 (Wed) 09:51:51 No. 235984
>>235980
absolutely not, a bad idea tbh
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NEET 03/13/19 (Wed) 09:52:28 No. 235985
>>235951
>took phenibut
>felt nothing
>vomited about 6 times afterwards
don't know how you drugNEETs do it, fuck that shit
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NEET 03/13/19 (Wed) 09:54:08 No. 235986
>>235985
How many grams did you take?
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NEET 03/13/19 (Wed) 10:04:02 No. 235987
>>235986
Please don't kill him.
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NEET 03/13/19 (Wed) 10:05:27 No. 235989
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NEET 03/13/19 (Wed) 10:05:58 No. 235990
Fuck cruisey please get rid of the spelling error in my post
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NEET 03/13/19 (Wed) 10:08:46 No. 235993
>>235934
Isn't that the stuff they give to people who OD on heroin?
>>235937
I think he chose Dan.
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NEET 03/13/19 (Wed) 10:09:09 No. 235995
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NEET 03/13/19 (Wed) 10:10:46 No. 235997
>>235996
Don't you know that the early boong gets the goon?
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NEET 03/13/19 (Wed) 10:11:55 No. 235999
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