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 No.247111 [View All]

Are you up to the challenge NEETs? Can you give Dan the flick for a whole month?

Old Thread: >>246341

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 No.247814

I felt FAT on my walk this morning. The obesity was oppressing me with its presence. I could feel it all there, smothering me.

I think I need to go on a fast.

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 No.247815

>>247810

>her

how did you get a female roommate?

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 No.247816

>>247814

Or get a gopher that runs on garlic farts.

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 No.247817

>>247809

they are justified in almost killing people so some fucking bitch at work doesn't mark them down for being 30 seconds late to the wagearium

>>247813

self driving cars just cannot work with people like me cycling around

>>247814

watch your portions and start riding a bike to a Dans on the other side of town

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 No.247818

>>247812

Go check.

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 No.247819

The beard trim from the barber on Tuesday really improved my appearance, but now all the trimmed parts are growing back as stubble. This beard is going to require regular maintenance. Things were easier when I looked like a homeless person.

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 No.247820

>>247813

The wagie rage to work is a significant part of our modern culture.

Every pleasure's got an edge of pain. How much of what we are do we give up in the name of progress?

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 No.247821

>>247819

Now you look like a wild chad.

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 No.247822

>>247821

I don't think it is possible I would ever be mistaken for a Chad.

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 No.247823

>>247822

Maybe it's not a mistake.

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 No.247824

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Off to wage, take care chadNEETs.

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 No.247825

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>>247824

Have a nice day. See you when you get back.

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 No.247826

>>247823

Maybe its maybelline.

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 No.247827

Morning neets. Trying to distract myself from hunger by playing vidya, rewatching game of thrones episodes, and if nothing else works, maybe some tintin books

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 No.247828

15 degrees today in Shitbourne, needed two coffees to get going today, such is life when wageslaving.

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 No.247829

Told work I wasn't coming in.

About to visit Dan and KFC.

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 No.247830

I really need to send an email to the baseball people telling them I want to play.

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 No.247831

The new fence was finished yesterday. I inspected it just now. The guy did a good job. This one is taller (and not leaning drunkenly over like the old one) so privacy has been improved a little bit.

I still need to have another fence on the side replaced. With my haircut and beard trim I am almost feeling confident enough to go and talk to that neighbour about it. Almost.

There is lots of corrugated iron left from the old fence. I would like to do some raised garden beds but I don't really know where to start.

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 No.247832

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>>247829

Livin' the life

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 No.247833

>>247832

Went to Dans a bit too early. Have to wait 20 minutes or so to get KFC now. Can probably have a couple of beers while I wait though.

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 No.247834

Still sick so I took another day off work, might go buy some weed today I'm running low

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 No.247835

>>247833

Have a wank

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 No.247836

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 No.247837

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>>247833

>having a few beers because KFC won't be open for another 20 minutes

This is the true meaning of Dan. He's always there for us, no matter how hard the times are.

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 No.247838

>>247834

One day you'll injure or kill somebody with a forklift at work. You'll get drug tested and then charged.

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 No.247839

>>247837

The colonel isn't much of a morning person these days

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 No.247840

>>247838

No, I'll jizz in the cup and they won't know the difference since my semen is yellow and watery

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 No.247841

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alcohol free? thank the gods for weed. zero calories.

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 No.247842

>>247830

You haven't called them yet?

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 No.247843

>>247840

You're fucked if they do a taste test

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 No.247844

KFC has been consumed.

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 No.247845

>>247842

No I keep telling myself I will not be able to do all the driving that playing will require. Maybe I should just not play. I can't even park a car.

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 No.247846

>>247845

Just commit to it, you pussy.

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 No.247847

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we live in a nuclear and biological weapon age. don't fight trivial wars. this could be the only planet with life. quit taking it for granted. drink and smoke to hope deal with the crap our overlords run on us. celebrate because we are free and their bullshit ideas of control are a joke. this world belongs to all of us. cut loose and get fucked up and enjoy the limited time you have mortals.

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 No.247848

>>247847

That is a recipe for misery, not enjoyment.

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 No.247849

Can someone tell me just how difficult it is to get on DSP for mental health reasons?

If I show a history of terminated employment, a decade of psych visits and prescriptions and a general overview of the pathetic state of my life will that help? The problem is I'm not too retarded to work but I'm pretty wrecked in the noggin, and would rather just be on DSP and grow weed like 10k and live in a shack.

When you do the tests and get x amount of points is it really strict? I imagine I could fake it but that might be pretty transparent. I also can't sit on my ass waiting around for 6 months+ without working either.

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 No.247850

kek my recycling bin is the loudest in the street

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 No.247851

>>247848

naw it just help you deal with the crazy crap that is reality. you can't fix it you just have to deal with it. that must be why the gods gave it to us. they fucked up and gave us shit to get messed up on.

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 No.247852

>>247849

If fooling psychs was easy, everybody up on a murder charge would get away with an insanity plea.

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 No.247853

>>247849

You will need to have a supportive doctor and psychiatrist. Also you will be better off if you have been diagnosed with psychotic mental illness rather than just depression/anxiety. It is possible.

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 No.247854

>>247850

Too many jars not enough cardboard.

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 No.247855

>>247854

Yeah, just 2 pizza boxes and about 500 empties.

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 No.247856

>>247844

What did you get? I trust you didn't bring shame to the board by getting anything less than a full bucket of 15 pieces of original recipe?

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 No.247857

All this talk of food is making me hungry. Thinking of following in the footsteps of my hero possum and ordering a couple of domino's pizzas and garlic breads. The philly cheesesteak is something I've always wanted to try.

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 No.247858

>>247856

I have shamed the board. I only purchased a large Zinger stacker combo and 10 nuggers.

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 No.247859

>>247853

>You will need to have a supportive doctor and psychiatrist.

How do I get this through the public health system

I'm probably gonna need half a dozen sessions+ reports on my progress etc. I imagine getting on DSP at this point would take like a year.

Can I use my mental health meme issues as a good reason to get and stay on Newstart?

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 No.247861

bum possum

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 No.247862

BUM RASH

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 No.247863

Cumin Lash

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 No.247866

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