/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

>tfw severely depressed

https://www.directline.org.au/self-assessment/drinking#/?_k=dqdue2

Take the piss head test

>>286495

Red injuns killed my dog and wanked my mum

>>286505

They get up at 5am to do it

Wank taunt

Red boongs

We don't talk about Injuns because we're not seppos

WESTERN AUSTRALIA BEST AUSTRALIA

Feel like a scum bag

Not a nice feel bros

Went to the gym and bought some sniff, time for bed now. Night Night NEETs.

>>286516

Good night

>>286516

Night mate.

I'm off too, good night friends.

>>286518

Good night

Did you guys hear about that midget keyboard player ?

He's an 18" pianist

>>286515

let us wank together, brother.

last thread was up for too long

I'm the biggest poo in this loo.

I'M THE BIGGEST POO IN THIS LOO

Late night pondering - are we all gonna get busted for posting on 8ch? Do we know too much?

>>286525

What would we get busted for?

The father of a girl I used to know in school just died. I have very mixed emotions that I'll probably confess to the council tomorrow. I really need some advice.

>>286527

Are you close with her and/or him?

>>286527

Did he have a big dick?

Big juicy boong dick

You need a lot of lube to get through the prolapse curtains on a boong

Licking unwashed aboriginal assholes

Sad to see what /ausneets has degraded into,

Where's the intellect….

>>286514

Only smart thing I've read in 5 threads

Good morning fellas

>>286541

Goon morning

>>286533

>>286532

Morning shit dicks

>>286445

deeply offended morning

>>286527

He's gone, your secret's safe.

>>286546

>>286545

>>286543

>>286541

Good morning friends.

Melbournians are now allowed to kill themselves.

Why are they all so against the Bradfield scheme?

>>286549

i was talking to a mate in "Melanoma" the other day… he did not get the joke..

their optics are terribly distorted

Wank material

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-06-18/jury-takes-15-minutes-to-acquit-teacher-carnal-knowledge/11222508

tfw when extremely impressed with myself

i had a cup long life milk coffee sugar country grain bread left over roast chicken and some guzman gomez sauce cups in my ensuite…. i just made a killer NEET breakfast without having to walk downstairs to the kitchen

>>286552

but she was guilty…wtf

>>286553

>in my ensuite

>ensuite

Funny way to spell arsehole m8

>>286552

women always get off these charges

>>286555

i have big private bathroom and walk in wardrobe attatched to my room … been meaning to put my bar fridge in there….lol

>>286556

that shit makes me mad as hell because if it was an older male teacher and female student he would be facing jailtime and be on a sex offenders list

>>286554

but she was hot…tbh

Dirty NEETs sticking bar fridges in their ensuites.

Easy Dan accessibility.

Poo'd wank

>>286560

>Easy Dan accessibility.

i always sleep with a goonsack under my pillow just incase

>>286562

Stick it up your ensuite.

>>286562

>not using the goon sack as the pillow

Amateur

I use my ball sack as a pillow

Morning all.

Cruisey there's 3 unauthorised threads about a cow girl or something. She has nice bobs though, so you can leave them for a bit if you want.

>>286566

Cheers.

>>286563

someone is jealous they dont have an en suite

>>286566

Also, good morning.

I'm running late, I better head off.

>>286568

I'm more >tfw impressedthat you can fit a bar fridge in it.

>>286566

i saw those… anyone seen it spammed on any other boards ? it would be wierd if it was just /ausneet/

>>286570

i posted a pic of it a long time ago… being able to go to the loo in my daks without having to worry about roomates is such a luxury … i got lucky

>>286556

…As it should be. If one of my male relatives or future sons fucked the teach, I would be very proud.

If a public school teacher screwed my future daughter or female relative under the age 30, I would beat the piss out of him. After 30 they have to take what they can get.

The Autism Project Update #3

Spent the day doing simple algorithm exercises.

missed on the stats study yesterday.

Efficiency has be dropping after 6 hours in a day. Still got about 10 hours in though.

Aiming for 12+ today again. Want to increase efficiency past the 6 hour mark.

1/2 chapter stats book.

Simple coding exercises will be focus again where I have to write my own 10 - 50 line programs from scratch. Going back to more advanced algos and data visualization in a couple of days or so.

Do the natives in America still accept beads for lands? Cryptobeads perhaps? Investing in the future.

>>286571

>other boards

> /ausneet/

Wew

>>286577

well la di da

>>286576

>Indigenous Australians are twice as likely to have a disability

the dsplottery is rigged

>>286579

we're going to be the only imageboard users not in jail

>>286579

whats the aboriginal word for *HONK* ?

>>286582

get out the way dumb cunt

>>286583

i was in the valley last friday and some old skinny boong lady in the foulest mood came barging through the traffic lights in the main intersection with cars wizzing by. She said and i quote to the cars

"Get out the way dumb cunts….or ill stab you with a fucking aids needle"

>>286584

Aboriginal women are a treasure to us all

Which one of you was this? https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/bus-passenger-filmed-defending-schoolgirl-from-creep-who-hit-on-her-in-sydney/news-story/9752cf32e24517150a5f00b3917b8e9d

>>286586

We are all exotic milf enthusiasts mate

The best thing about being anti-social is that i dont have to deal with the family drama.

>>286588

Make your family into hats

No mood debuff if you're antisocial

>>286589

can you please stop playing rimworld.

Been catching my reflection in a lot of windows today. My hairline is fucking way worse than it looks in the mirror

Depressing

>>286592

Shaved head is most masculine. Do it.

>>286593

I have an alien shaped skull

>>286594

Which type of alien? Extraterrestrials are respected and feared.

https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/human-body/younger-generations-are-growing-horns-in-the-back-of-their-head/news-story/246c5dfb45d39c8200c9052b4a841c6e

bloody nips attacking us again ….

www.9news.com.au/national/queensland-news/c0bb3536-5ed7-4593-99de-636f95812a0e22

My cute check out chick wasn't there again today

That's 3 times now

This is slightly depressing

>>286602

Hello Possum!

Did you at least get the fence replaced?

>>286602

this does not look a phone post

>>286605

>what even is tethering

>>286601

The usually surly Subway girl smiled at me today.

Now that I have admitted defeat, I think I am going to try to engage with the forum more positively. I will even try to respond to vile and grotesque NEETs from now on. I need to try and overcome my high disgust sensitivity.

>>286604

The fence is still under construction. I have done my part - the old fence has been demolished and the site cleared of vegetation. The neighbour started constructing the new one on the weekend but his progress is slow. It may take several more weeks. I should have gone out to help him but I hid inside instead. I was feeling bloated from a food binge and couldn't face him.

>>286607

dont talk to me about tethering its 100% of my internet ..

>>286609

> I will even try to respond to vile and grotesque NEETs from now on

Why ? i have never clicked on a spoiler image and dont plan to

9 degrees today in Shitbourne, got to the serf on time despite getting up 15 mins late, and without speeding like I usually do when I'm running late, a small achievement but an achievement nonetheless.

I kept a record of the movies I watched during my exile:

The Godfather 1 and 2

Goodfellas

Once Upon a Time in New York

A fistful of Dollars

For a Few Dollars More

The Good the bad and the Ugly

Once Upon a Time in the West

A Fistful of Dynamite

My Name Is Nobody

I started off with Mafia movies and then transitioned into Sergio Leone spaghetti westerns.

After that I tired of movies and started watching wrestling shoot interviews instead. I watched Jim Cornette, the Honky Tonk Man, Diamond Dallas Page and Kevin Sullivan.

I played Skyrim for a while but got bored of it. I could not get into any other games.

I have been reading the Gentlemen Bastards book series. I am currently about halfway through the third and final book. It has deteriorated in quality since the first one but I will still finish.

>>286611

The pictures painted by words can be even more grotesque and vile than images.

>>286592

I know that feel. Also managed to catch the back of my head on a security camera and it made me most displeased

>>286613

>Once Upon a Time in New York

Once Upon a Time in America you mean?

>>286614

That just means the writer has a good command of English.

>>286612

Warm sunny 24 in Brisbane… might go for a ride and check out that Jap Warship…

>>286618

Please photograph any weebs you see there

>>286620

It is pretty good.

Possum come join me in the shed

We can live on minimal internet instead of none

>>286622

I am a solitary possum unless it is mating season and then you will never see me coming you will just feel the claws in your back.

>>286621

The parts when they were kids are best. The big twist ending was a bit silly I thought.

>>286615

>>286592

My hairline is holding up pretty well. I went to the barber again last week and the mirror showed no horrors, both front and the hand-held one he used to show the back of my head.

>>286626

You're a fortunate marsupial indeed

Shitey monk and sperg

Drinking in a shed

Monkey whips his dick out

Shiteys face goes red

Sperg is shock and starts to laugh

While shitey starts to barf

Monk proceeds to rape them,

Stores their corpses in the bath

>>286628

A for effort

C- for didactic structure

>>286628

Possum and Cruisey

Sitting in a tree

K-I-S-S-I-N-G

Dying to smoke the fuck out of a fag

>>286632

Improve the way pigs digest vitamins and minerals. #animalnutrition #livestock #swine

>>286632

Resist that urge. You can do it mate.

I have to make two phone calls.

I have been putting one off for a week and the other off for three days.

>>286635

You can do it

>>286636

I made one call. I have to wait for her to call me back now.

>>286635

If governments and businesses are allowed to hire pajeet slaves to receive the calls, you ought to be allowed to hire them to make the calls on your behalf.

>>286638

This is true, although your pajeet could royally mess up whatever it was you were trying to convey.

>>286637

Waiting for calls is never a fun experience

>>286613

>A fistful of Dollars

have you seen the original samurai movie this is based on? its called Yojimbo i liked it more then A fistful of Dollars.

>>286641

No I have not seen it yet. It is on my list of things to watch.

>>286643

nice boat

>>286643

do you know which ship it is?

>>286602

Welcome back Posso

>>286644

Nothing special its only a supply ship

>>286645

Yeah I saw the name already forgot it… I didn't hang around coppers were everywhere and I didn't have my helmet on.

>>286646

Thank you Shire. You have always been a top quality poster here.

>>286643

That's for that joint exercise thing, talisman sabre

>>286647

You cycle drunk without a helmet?

>>286648

He was rude to me last night.

>>286648

Thank you.

>>286651

I was not, just because I rejected your sexual advances does not mean I was rude.

I have just ordered a new car remote off ebay. Apparently I can program it myself. Instructions will be included. I think it involves removing part of the dash. I hope this works. My current and only remote is on its last legs. I tried changing the battery but that was not the problem. My car has an alarm so it will be a real pain in the arse if I don't have a functioning remote.

NEETs should not be sexually harassed unless it is clear they enjoy it.

>>286652

You have set my confidence back years.

>>286653

Probably wont need to remove anything from the dash, although it depends on the make and model, most cars you just put the key in the ignition, turn to accessories, lock the door, or put a spare key in the door keyhole, then press a button on the new remote and it programs it.

>>286654

But how am i meant to live out my sexual harassment fantasies if they aren't resisting?

>>286650

I have a helmet with me it was just It on my head rolling walking pace around pier

>>286658

Are the cops up there very strict when it comes to wearing helmets?

>>286656

I hope it is that easy, but my googling shows that something likely has to be removed to reveal a hidden switch that needs to be turned off and then on again after.

Both phone calls have been completed successfully.

>>286662

Well done mate. I bet it wasn't nearly as bad as you had feared.

I am back in from the power rack. Arms very tired after. It was a struggle to raise my hand to the sink to cup some water to wash the protein shake remnants off my beard.

>>286661

Should still be relatively easy if that is the case, just follow the instructions and you should be fine.

Howdy Possum, glad/sorry to see you back mate

>>286659

They used to have some perverted incentive to enforce it 10 years ago… I have at 11 of them all while riding through a city park at low speed. Cost me at least $1500… they seemed to mellow out a lot less since we got those darn fangled lime scooters … it's the law but they chose not to enforce it since electric scooters came to town !!! It fucking makes me mad as hell

>>286666

Thank you m8. Nice numbers.

>>286660

The saddest part is that he's all alone. His mob have abandoned him.

>>286665

I will do my best.

>>286670

He's rama rama

>>286667

I am surprised you submit to the police and give them your name.

>>286667

Coppers here used to let the air out of your tyres if you had no helmet.

>>286673

>submit

Its a sex thing

>>286672

At least he's not sleeping on the road.

>>286674

Evens out if you do the same to unattended Police vehicles.

What happens to all the leaves that fall inbetween my windscreen and hood? where do they disappear to?

Been thinking about getting a push bike to ride to work but I've got no clue on what current brands and stuff are good.

>>286678

>hood

seppo

The bike helmet laws encouraged a whole generation of fat chicks

All those girls that might have got great legs and arses didn't because the helmets messed up their hair.

>>286678

lift the BONNET and have a look

>>286678

A few might end up in the pollen filter.

Bonnets and hoods are also both headwear

Do cars have hats ?

>>286681

and they do nothing for safety

Plenty of European countries where cycling everywhere is the norm and they don't wear helmets. Head injury rate same as here.

>>286682

>>286680

You took the bait.

>>286673

I won't tell your about the times I got away for I would incriminate myself… my record is 6 cop cars with sirens blazing in valley looking for helmetless me…

> I believe that's 2 stars in GTA

> rookie numbers

>>286685

Yeah. I've heard that.

If you're going more than moderately fast they become pointless.

>>286685

They definitely save head injuries. The argument against them is that they deter people from cycling and that harms their cardiovascular health and causes more deaths than are saved.

>>286687

Your arsehole must have been really sore after they caught you

from the frantic bike riding, you filthy neets

>>286687

That is how I imagine you.

>>286691

I imagine him as GTA SA

>>286689

>They definitely save head injuries.

Re-read what I wrote.

If country A cycles everywhere with no helmets and country B enforces helmets and the rate of cycling-related head injury is statistically identical for both then the helmets do nothing for cycling-related head injury.

There is also evidence that helmets can magnify neck injury due to additional weight.

Helmets keep the skull intact but don't do anything for brain wobbling.

>>286693

>Re-read what I wrote

It was not backed up by any citations.

All cyclists should wear an aboriginal on their head for safety

I think you're still kind of exposed with pushbike helmets, I mean it's not going to save your face or jaw if you stack it pretty hard, kinda like open face face motorbike helmets, you might as well wear no helmet.

>>286694

http://www.cycle-helmets.com/helmet_damage.html

See "Death and Injury" section.

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/0001457596000164

"In Australia, about 80% of cyclists wear helmets and about 80% die helmeted, meaning helmets have little effect on saving lives. Rodgers reported in 1988 24 that helmets are significantly associated with an increased fatality rate."

>>286687

I got chased by 8 cop cars through adelaide for no helmet, the chase started on hindley street and i lost the just north of artc neets work place.

>>286697

This artile is more balanced:

https://blogs.crikey.com.au/theurbanist/2012/10/07/what-are-the-benefits-of-bicycle-helmets/

My helmet is purple.

Sorry Possum

>>286701

Vile

>>286699

Should have done a backflip off the bridge and landed on the roof of a a train and given the cops the finger.

>>286702

You brown-noser.

>>286704

Possum has vowed to overcome his repulsion to vile posts, someone else has to fill in.

>>286703

That would have been cool, i did call some cops nazi cunts and told them to get fucked, also had this fat pig jump out this car and try knock me off lol

>>286706

Based

e99 = chicken period

wa9e = serf

Remove please. They have had their time.

I ate an expensive piece of smoked mozzarella. It tasted like it had been dropped in a campfire and rubbed on the charcoal. Terrible. I will stick to my Woolies home Brand mozzarella.

>>286602

WELCOOOOOME BACK POSSUYM

>>286710

Thank you.

>>286602

I don't have any internet access at home and I'm out of data on my mobile so I just use the internet at work and Monash

>>286679

I can't recommend a brand but I can recommend a type, go for a hybrid bicycle

Volunteered today for 3 hours and 10 mins

>>286715

why the 600 seconds

>>286714

>hybrid bicycle

>Hybrid bicycles blend characteristics from more specialized road bikes, touring bikes and mountain bikes.

This is actually something I was wondering about, I don't want one of those full on lycra wearing road bikes, or some hardcore mountain bike, but something in between.

>>286552

Equality btw

>>286717

Hybrid bikes have a reputation for being a boomer bike. The type you see old ladies riding in adult nappy commercials. But you can actually get ones that aren't that lame.

>>286600

What is this feel?

>>286602

Have a wank

>>286719

Trek and Scott have some decent looking ones, they just look like a mountain bike with slimmer tyres.

>>286720

Nah fuck that, I hate those cunts and do not want to become one of them.

Getting a calzone.

Scheduled a phone call with the ex tonight where I plan to tell her about my sobriety and stuff. I'm nervous.

>>286602

>Someone please link all the poo pics I have missed.

Right here is the most recent one to admire 284933

>>286602

>>286725

Oops >>284933

>>286723

>look like a mountain bike with slimmer tyres

Yeah they are pretty good. Avoid ones with a big padded seat if you are worried about image. Those are boomer bikes.

>>286633

>>286634

>>286716

I left 10 mins later than I should have

Still unsure how NK takes his poo pics. Does he wipe before or after?

>>286731

>Does he wipe before or after?

No.

>>286664

>protein shake remnants off my beard.

The screws might not take kindly to this display of facial hair.

>>286731

he does not need to wipe, his poos are trained not to touch the sides of his cheeks

Hello Possum.

Did you miss me?

>>286708

This is how we lost wanked poo.

>>286736

I did and did not even leave.

>>286738

Thank you. You're a good friend.

>>286731

He takes those pictures at a huge cost to his bum health, many dingle berries.

>>286740

<Likely.

>>286740

>Fecal matter donors

Vile.

>tfw the PayPal receipt email reveals that you have bought something from Pajeet or Xiang Ling Ting.

>>286718

This Chad student took it to the next level, having sex with his teacher and then reporting her to the cops: https://dailystormer.name/thot-patrolling-high-school-student-goes-undercover-fucks-slut-teacher-calls-the-cops-on-her/

>>286744

>100% Australian owned local business!

>You have paid $15 to Xiang Zhou Fong

Ebay in a nutshell.

>>286746

When they tell these lies I report a fault with the item after it arrives and demand a refund. Usually get to keep the item.

>>286746

We unfortunately don't have decent labeling laws like burgerland around the use of the Australian flag and the use of Australian

>>286747

Well, technically they could be in Australia, some Australians are called Xiang Fong.

>>286747

That is fraud.

>>286750

Two Wongs Don't Make A White

>>286749

It usually takes well past the stated delivery time because they've also neglected to mention they're shipping it from China.

>>286745

>>286751

>>286743

NK's current standard of poos do feel that way…

>>286750

Its also not fraud if you return the item when asked.

>>286752

I have reported one once because it was obviously from China, even the package it came in was from China post, anything else I've ordered, despite them being Chinese has come from Australia Post and arrived on time.

>>286752

A lot of these people days do have drop ship companies in Australia. I have been on AliExpress and some items do have Australian eparcel as a much more expensive shipping method. I think companies specalise in warehouse their crap for local shippers.

>>286757

Yeah this is what I think too.

>>286756

Yeah all depends what you're buying I guess.

I also posted those screenshots that time a sender lied about being in Australia and was in Ireland and how the chucked a shitfit because I left feedback calling them dirty lying potato niggers and eBay was threatening to ban me for telling the truth.

>>286759

As a result 'nigger' is now filtered in eBay feedback. It wasn't before.

had a nice wank today. Was quite a build up, glad I didn't miss the tissue paper

>>286759

>>286760

Keep up the good work!

>>286761

>>286762

>>286689

…and the most important argument against is "I get to make my own decisions. I get to weigh risks for myself. It is called 'life'. If I cannot, darwinism will take care of me."

My purse is full of money. Made a big withdrawal in anticipation of going recliner chair shopping. I need to stay strong and avoid going on a food binge. The garlic bread is always out there, calling to me.

>>286712

>>286750

>>286765

We were debating sending you a garlic bread care package the other week.

>>286767

Somebody pointed out it would be awkward if the same driver showed up twice in once day.

>>286764

Yes but people never think it will happen to them. People used to drive without their seatbelt on all the time. Just so stupid.

>>286765

>purse

wallet

you're a man

a magnificent manly man

>>286767

If you really did care you would not have sent any.

>>286765

The Posture Chair Care company could have visited you

>>286770

>man bag

>>286770

A gentleman carries a purse. A wallet is for factory workers and pig farmers.

>>286771

We we didn't. I felt like something else and got that instead of Dominos.

>>286771

So we should have sent at least 5?

>>286774

A purse spoils the way a gentleman's trousers hang. I slim coat pocket wallet is the way to go.

>>286776

no we should have just sent the foil the garlic bread was in, just so he got a little bit of garlic and the creamy butter

>>286769

Victorian euthanasia laws became active today. So people who end up spazzos can elect to die or issue instructions in advance of such accidents.

>>286779

day of the self-rope

>>286772

They look expensive. I would guess around 5 grand, but you have to phone them to find out.

>>286581

UNNA PRIDE

WORLD WIDE

>>286769

If I make the decision to be stupid, it is MY decision to make. I am not an infant.

>>286782

The catch-up is on.

>>286781

The fact they can afford to advertise 50 times a day on TV says they're expensive.

On the plus side, it looks like you can robo-eject yourself out of the chair once standing gets difficult on account of the garlic bread.

>>286748

Even if we did a lot of stuff would still be bought from Xiang Zhou Fong, the same way if you buy from America it will be from Diego Gutierrez Sanchez

>>286581

Farken racist woight cahnts will get us on our aboriginal supremacism ay

>>286786

Look mate if Xiang Zhou Fong has a Southern Cross tattoo on his shoulder he's as dinky di bonza true blue as you and me.

>>286787

Ironically all that shitposting would work in our favour if we got in trouble.

>>286789

Lenient sentences?

>>286790

that and pro-bono activist lawyers

>>286785

They would tailor-make it to fit me at my current size. I would no longer fit in it once the garlic bread took its full toll.

I didn't know they advertised on TV. I used to hear them advertised by Bob Francis back when I listened to him every night about twenty years ago. He had one himself and always suggested them to the old people that called in.

>>286790

>>286792

And Rebecca would help us out

>>286602

Sup baby.

>>286793

>I didn't know they advertised on TV

This is how I know they have a granny eject function.

>>286794

>tfw thinking abour Bec helping me the fuck out

>>286784

You are the only one that notices.

>>286795

Hello cruisedog

pro bono

>>286602

That plush posso looks like he had the motivation to make the pilgrimage to the wicked wing dispensery.

>>286795

>>286798

They do not value you sufficiently. They do not understand.

>>286799

Do not impersonate me.

>>286803

He is an innocent plushie unburdened by shame or self-loathing.

>>286609

> I am going to try to engage with the forum more positively

Well now. Look at you.

>his progress is slow

Do you look down your nose at him from your window while he trudges around looking for excuses to stop?

>>286806

He is what you will become. A role model.

>>286807

When he was out there on the weekend he had his wife there helping him and that made me too scared to go out there, so I hid inside and occasionally peered out the window at what they were doing.

Will be having two light beers tonight

>>286614

NK's toilet soup

>>286809

Is that what plush posso would've done?

>>286805

wut?

>>286809

>IKTF

>>286626

>I went to the barber again

YOu're going to be sick for another month again.

>>286815

No if I was going to get sick this time it would have happened already.

The barber asked me if I had a date that night. I said no. Then he said I looked like a stud.

>>286813

>wut?

I was impersonated again. Someone is being malicious.

>>286641

I didn't know that was based off of anything.

>>286817

I made the post in question and replied with wut.

I identified Cruisey had joined the thread and said hello.

>>286812

Probably not. But he would not be judgmental about it either.

>>286819

>I identified Cruisey had joined the thread and said hello

Oh well that might be understandable I suppose. A misunderstanding.

>>286648

He is ashamed of us. So ashamed he refused to show his loved ones recordings peculiar internet gentlemen made for his misso.

>>286821

look mate, i'm not trying to cut your lunch

>>286821

Stop impersonating me.

>>286823

I like it in two triangles.

>>286823

You're my special meal on the side.

>>286825

The two triangle cult… A JEW!

>>286786

>Tfw shagged a girl with last name Guiterrez

>>286828

Matzo*

Looking at that weed again

>tfw carpeted a girl with last name axminster

>>286832

throw it out m8

>>286832

No coincidence Possum comes back and you start acting like a degenerate.

>>286832

Watch it all the way to the toilet bowl and give it the big flush mate. There is no need to keep it around.

>>286832

Dispose of it or smoke it

>>286654

I've had mixed responses from some NEETs.

I said some NEETs Shire. I wasn't specifically referring to you.

>>286838

>>286830

>>286839

You are a sexual predator

>>286822

That was an unfortunate affair.

>>286841

I am an ample opportunist.

>>286843

>erotic phantasms

Hot.

>>286843

>erotic phantasms

hmmm

Saya Suka Monk

Saya Tidak Suka Anjing Putih

>>286843

>double Triangle cult

Isn't that just Judaism

>>286849

oh god somebody who needs a joke explained

>>286662

What did you order?

Cruisey has there been any developments in that messy situation you are in with accusations of adultery?

>>286850

nah I got it, I was just noticing something else fellow caster

Monk melakukan poo poo besar di rambut anjing putih

>>286854

>poo poo

hmmmmm

>>286852

I have his back, Possum. You're welcome to join forces when it's go time.

>>286852

Nah, I'm not supposed to know. Plus the pregnant chick doesn't talk to me because everytime she does I remind her that she's shit at her job.

She asked me to do a risk assessment at a participants house today, that was all she said to me and I said ok, get me the form and then she asked me where they are kept and I said go find out.

>>286857

>and I said go find out.

you patrolled that thot

>>286856

Which side will he join though?

>>286855

doesnt poo mean crab in some shitty boat nigger language like thai?

anjing putih mencuri tas goon saya

https://efukt.com/collection/trolling-of-wannabe-pornstars-5/ this is a master peice

>>286859

Team Cruisey. Team NEET.

Do you even need to ask?

>>286858

Fuck her, she also took credit for my work today as well.

>>286859

Is that you Bobby Heenan?

Bloody hell, post much NEETs ?

The Return of the Possum has everyone excited methinks

>>286857

You have become a forceful corporate dynamo.

wait is possum back

did he miss me

>>286866

The possum himself makes many posts, which then stimulate further posts.

>>286868

>did he miss me

Yeah, he hit the guy next to you

>>286868

I missed you.

>>286869

Possum is a stimulator

>>286872

he is an agitator

>>286869

This is why Possum posts here now.

>tfw stimulated AND agitated

>>286873

He is an aggregator. He counts everyone's wanks.

>>286686

>>286876

He is a prestigitator, he knows magic tricks.

>>286879

Harry Potter magic?

>>286877

that's not her

>>286881

It looks like amy winehouse

>>286875

Sounds like a Ritalin comedown

>>286854

Anda kotor bangat kenapa

>>286883

Or nofap

>>286886

no

>>286879

The Prestige is one of the better films I have seen this decade.

>>286698

Hmm.

>>286884

Karena aku mencintaimu Monk

>>286708

Well, with the return of the old, the new must depart.

Rules are rules.

tonjolan besar

i need a poo

>>286891

Thank you.

>>286724

What the fuck mate. Don't fucking call her.

>>286894

I beg your pardon?

>>286892

kotoran besar

>>286896

Granted.

egg

nog