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based costa

>>287245

Imagine how thick his bush would be.

>>287255

the trains having two stories or me being shocked by it?

No idea what I'm gonna say when I call her

I have a script and everything but it feels wrong

>>287267

drink your beers and call her a faggot

>>287267

Make sure you make it clear that this is the last time you will be calling her.

>>287267

Don't answer her, just text her a few hours later saying you had better shit to do than to run over the past for her own gratification and elevation of self worth.

I've got that anxiety induced need to poo

>>287275

Go in the loo.

>>287274

nice

>tfw depressed by the what could have beens

>>287278

You shouldn't have let those clothes stay wet for so long.

>>287280

Cruel.

Will volunteer tomorrow for 2 and a half hours and then go to work for 7 hours

I only paid for the item an hour or go so don't tell me it is now "shipped".

>>287284

What was the item?

>>287285

>>287286

A thing that turns the cigarette lighter hole in my car into a USB charger.

>>287286

If you put a tampon in your asshole and tie the string around your dick it keeps you from getting an erection because it doesn't let the dick point up.

Bed time. Good night friends.

>>287287

Interesting. Does the 12 volt in your car turn on with accessories, or is it always on? Mine is always on

>>287289

Good night

>>287289

Good night my friend.

>>287290

I don't understand what you are talking about.

>>287293

The 12 volt in my car always has power being supplied to it, even when the car isn't turned on. This makes it very difficult to use with a dash cam and GPS as they are made to turn off with the accessories.

>>287294

I don't know what a 12 volt or "the accessories" are.

>>287295

12 volt is the cigarette lighter socket and the accessories are items in the car that can be powered before the car ignition is switched to start. Might need Shire to explain this as my word choice is very poor

>>287296

Oh I see. What powers your 12 volt when the engine is off? The car battery? So it could be drained relatively easily if you leave something plugged in?

Night dummys

>>287297

In my car the car battery powers the cigarette lighter socket when the engine is off (and on). So if anything is connected to it, it will drain the power of the car battery. So I can't leave devices like my GPS or dashcam plugged in as it will drain the power. I want to have it changed such that car battery does not supply the cigarette lighter with power when the car is off, that way I will be able to leave everything plugged in

>>287298

Good night

>>287299

I see. Is it easy to get it changed?

>>287301

I'm not sure. I still need to go to a mechanic to get a quote on it, I don't really know what's involved with having it changed. I still need to see about getting my passenger side mirror fixed as well. A couple of months ago now I went to a Holden dealership to get a quote for how much it would cost for them to replace my passenger side mirror and it was $1050. Ended up going to a wreckers but couldn't find any intact mirrors there

still nothing political in this group

My next appointment to see my psychiatrist is still 12 days away

>>287303

Those things come and go.

UNNA is forever.

We spoke for 45 minutes.

It started with her new job (fucking great position in some international startup, she is making bank. emasculating.) and when she asked about my job I told her about how I fell off the wagon and she started balling and apologising to me. It was kinda rough.

I told her over and over it was fine, it was my fault, and I totally understood. At the end she even offered to send me money even though she hasn't got her first pay check yet, what an angel.

It kills me to know she still genuinely cares that much about me but still decided to leave. She said twice that she misses me. We had a couple laughs but she was sniveling most of the call, she was really happy to hear about me being sober, and lol'd about my digestion improving and my farting getting better.

She mentioned the company might be expanding a contract to Australia, and she works remotely anyway. Neither of us asked the obvious question, but its not outside the realm of possibility. She asked about my plan to go to Bali in the coming months and said she might try to take some time to visit too, to "pick up the shoes left".

A pleasant call, but not good for me moving on. I feel like she might come home from the asian grocery any minute now and surprise me.

>>287306

>but not good for me moving on

I agree with this, it's going to be lingering on your mind now. It's not a good feeling to have lingering thoughts, they are very distracting

might have a cheeky 2nd wank when i go to bed. Nothing to cum into besides undies though.

>>287308

Your going to sleep anyway, it's not like you'll feel it in your undies

>>287288

My dick went up my ass when I tried that and I ended up raping myself

Went to the gym, going to have a wank and go to bed now. Night Night NEETs.

>>287299

My astra doesn't power anything when I turn it off, I've never seen a car that does that

>>287306

Marry her and live in the shed with happa kids, plenty of shitty diapers for the poo sauna in summer.

>>287308

If your beds near the curtains just wank in that

>>287311

I went to the fridge, I opened the doors and wanked while drinking a whole 2l jug of milk. I wiped my dick off with some lettuce and put it back in the fridge for later

>>287315

You forgot to close the door you lazy boong.

>>287316

I'll do it later

>>287306

Fuck, I dunno man. Pretty heavy.

cenno upped my payments by almost $80 this fourtnight. has it gone up in the new year or something? I thought that was july.

>>287306

>she

who? is this a reply to a previous comment?

Penis

>>287306

> fell off the wagon

>about me being sober,

holy shit you meant u lost your job because of drinking. i just left the workforce and cant get back in for years because im socially awkward . now i really feel like shit.

>>287312

It's a 2006 model Astra, no idea why they'd make it this way for

Been laying in bed thinking about work. I pretty much do everything there, at least the day to day operations. Kind of want to do it myself. Will need a quality and compliance officer and a HR. I could do the HR, I am now but it is time consuming. Need support staff and participants but enough would follow me to keep us afloat.

I didn't get a response from my post the other day when I said I put $6k of my own money in to the business to pay bills. That's playing on my mind, I shouldn't have to go asking for it back, he should just put it back. If I did start a business it would primarily be focused on service provision, I'm a very good support coordinator but I can do that without being paid and the liability is too high, same as plan management. That's easy but the pay is around $100 per month per participant and if anyone miscalculates funding, you're to blame. I'm friendly with some other plan managers and I think the best way to go would be to build a relationship where I recommend them to participants who need one and they recommend participants to me who are after service provision. There's a lot to it but I've assisted this bullshit company get registration in other states. Plus, that's why I would need a quality and compliance officer.

Hmm.

>>287325

That sounds difficult

>>287326

I'm doing already for 100 participants with 3 coworkers who together do less than I do.

Went to see the xmen dark phoenix today anons. It was pretty boring, but that's just me I am not really into marvel movies that much.

>>287327

What do you plan to do?

>>287329

I'd need to get registered as a service provider. That costs a bit. Plus then there's audits but if you consistently self audit you always comply. Tbh with just a few participants, you can be in the black.

>>287330

Well, sort of. You'd still have debt but it'd be profitable.

>>287330

>>287331

It sounds like it would be quite work-heavy, but it sounds like you want more autonomy, so it could be good for you

I'm going to take my medication and head home now. Goodnight

Went to have a wank but just realised I'm poor

ALL PANADOL SHOULD HAVE VALIUM IN IT

>>287336

>>287337

Good morning fellas

A fresh 0 degrees this morning.

Cya in the arvo.

>A fresh 0 degrees this morning.

fuck that

its 13.4 degrees in Brisbane and im dressed for Antartica

>>287337

Clonazepam. Valium sucks.

>>287320

You got a one-off $75 energy assistance payment.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-03-31/federal-budget-to-include-one-off-energy-assistance-payments/10956786

>>287339

>0C

>cold

you poor poor summer child

>>287325

>I put $6k of my own money in to the business to pay bills

I didn't realise that was you. It sounds like you are too diligent, too conscientious for the modern workplace and this leads you into trouble. The lazy workers are probably a lot less stressed than you.

If you think you can handle running your own business I think that is a great idea, but so long as you understand that there is only so much you can improve things. The bureaucratic nature of the whole system will still be the same and will still crush you if you try to challenge it. The people you hire will be selfish and let you down.

Winter is an evil season. These NEETs who talk about the cold being "comfy" must live in their parents' centrally heated houses or something.

>>287344

I have no heater just blankets and layers of clothes and its comfy

The Autism Project Update #4

10 hours yesterday

efficiency still not up to standard, but focus and obsessiveness is increasing.

mostly did debugging and error checking progamming.

read 1/2 chapter stats book.

Aim for 12 hours @ high efficiency today

+ error checking strategy programmin

+general exercises

+1/2 chapter stats book

>>287346

You are doing well mate. Keep it up.

I could go for a bowl of thick pea and ham soup and half a dozen garlic breads.

I am going to take doggo for that walk. We will brave the cold. I will have to wear my headband to keep my ears warm.

>>287346

Very good, I'm yet to get stuck in, hoping to start by Friday.

Woke up at 2am because it was so cold in the shed. Need more layers.

G'morning NEETs, 5:20 wakeup which is late for me.

Is it too late to insult the new thread ?

>>287325

> I put $6k of my own money in to the business to pay bills.

Dude. Don't do that again.

Morning everybody.

>>287347

Morning Possum.

>>287336

>>287338

Morning.

>>287351

https://www.silverfernz.com/1509-possum-fur-ear-muff.htm

>>287357

>>287356

This is why Possum wears a jacket when he posts here

>>287355

>>287353

>>287347

>>287338

>>287337

>>287336

Good morning friends.

I have a headache. It was hard to get out of bed today. It's not even worth being a mong cunt because I have the after hours phone and our landline was playing up over the last couple days so everyone just calls that.

Why has the neet gen been so homosexual lately?

>>287343

The bureaucratic shit is ok, I wish people stuck to it, or more so that it was monitored. People are getting fucked over by these providers because NDIS is too big to police. Even calling the commission does nothing, they might check it out in a year after a bunch of people complain and their plans end anyway.

>>287344

I enjoy winter because wanking warms you up instead of making you sweaty and smelly like in summer

>>287344

The comfiness for me comes from the rain and that means less people are out and about.

>>287362

Shire has put an end to that.

>>287349

I bet your nips are like diamonds.

>>287367

That nip looks more like a dumpling than a diamond

>>287355

>>287353

Good morning.

>>287361

Good morning my friend.

>>287365

I enjoy rain but not the cold.

>>287353

It is never too late. They will not learn on their own.

>>287370

>They will not learn

>>287370

Good, I like not this new thread, It's really gay and I still don't know what a costa is.

>>287366

Shire's masculine arms restrict us firmly from making predatory advances.

>>287372

I made that pepe, it isn't a real pepe and costa will never be Don Burke.

>>287368

Delicious,

People selling things on gumtree shouldn't post details of their dysfunctional lives like giving the reason they "need cash right now". It makes them look like the type of irresponsible person who wouldn't have properly looked after the item they are selling and probably wouldn't be honest about its condition either.

>>287369

Hello.

>>287374

>Don Burke

>It's all up Burkes back side

Didn't he turn out to be a pedo or a cannibal or something ?

>tfw you will never go on a horse ride with Don Burke

>>287378

Just a sleazy legend.

>>287376

If they were honest 90% of the reasons would be "meth"

>>287378

He was a sex deviant I think but I don't care, I just remember him from tv and how he was. His personal life it not my concern.

>>287371

>on their own.

Help them.

>>287378

just a garden variety sex pervert

>>287384

who tried to blame it on austism

>>287383

How long do you bang your head against the wall before you get brain damage yourself?

>>287376

lol

>ps4 without controllers

Err, I robbed a family in Eliz South and took a kids gamebox because I needed money for gear but the fucking dealer didn't want to give me a point for it so I bashed his letterbox. Plz Hlp, $80

>>287387

I took me 3 weeks 11 hours 4 minutes

I am very late. I don't care that much but I better go get ready.

>>287388

That was Weber's gamebox.

>>287390

Don't linger with the washing. You know what I'm talking about.

They should legalise meth but non users should be allowed to do whatever they want to users

>>287393

I don't think it being legal will mean it is allowed in goon, Craig

How exactly is doggo keeping warm? Does he get headbands too? Or is he kept going by his burning hatred of the humans who have enslaved him, by the dream of the canine uprising to come?

>>287395

Day of the Woof when ?

>>287395

The excitement of walk time is all doggo needs to keep him warm.

What do wild doggos do in the cold ?

They must huddle up like boongs

>>287400

It'd be worth it just to see the furries get eaten

>>287337

So that's why weed gives you bloodshot eyes

>>287354

Should have given that money to sober aboriginals so they could buy goon

>>287403

a worthy charity indeed

Fuckin cold brehs

>>287405

was minus 6 here

My pornography and comic books are downloading far too slowly

'Tis a hard life being a NEET

>>287407

>comic books

What are you into?

>>287392

Some things can not be helped.

25 minutes behind schedule. Time to serf.

>>287411

Cowabunga dude. See you when you get back.

flatulence

gastrointestinal turbulence

Replenished B12 and healthy gut bacteria following abstinence resulting in healthy flatulence levels and non-painful defecation

>>287415

Well done mate. Remember what you have gained and don't go back to that stinky old way of life.

https://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/nsw/us-sailors-tinder-blitz-on-sydney-stopover/news-story/35dbbf42a9ae2a30c0b4c97e09c0f8d3

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Brisbane

>>287352

>>287348

Actually am beginning to enjoy the coding. First few days were tough. It feels like it is becoming habit now.

>>287418

What have you been working on? Wouldn't mind seeing the source

>>287417

>when you try to have a moral and contained society but your degenerate ally of circumstance just wants to party hard

>>287340

Temazepam is the best

>>287344

I never turn the heater on, it's a waste of money

>>287421

Did you make that or did work make that?

Looks tasty.

>>287393

Who needs meth when we've got dex

>>287424

I made it from the individually packaged margarines and bega cheeses, there's an abundance of them lying around in the fridge

>>287419

global _start

section .text

_start:
  mov rax, 1        ; write(
  mov rdi, 1        ;   STDOUT_FILENO,
  mov rsi, msg      ;   "ANUS HPV!\n",
  mov rdx, msglen   ;   sizeof("ANUS HPV!\n")
  syscall           ; );

  mov rax, 60       ; exit(
  mov rdi, 0        ;   EXIT_SUCCESS
  syscall           ; );

section .rodata
  msg: db "ANUS HPV!", 10
  msglen: equ $ - msg

>>287426

actual bega cheese or c00n cheese? can't tell thanks to somebody's word filter.

>>287427

>if NEET then goto CENNO

>>287428

Actual bega cheese, individually wrapped

I've gone through about four Surface Pro 6s so far, keep getting faults such as dead pixels, pressure marks/discolouration on parts of the screen. It's getting really frustrating, have to keep on returning them. I like it because I can write on it and take notes. Should I get a iPad Pro instead? I heard they're good for note-taking

>>287431

i have to shred all my cheese by hand from a block…. its just so fresh and "airy" that way… prob gonna make an egg and cheese and mayo and guzman gomez sauce toasted sandwitch for lunch … but im not in hurry

woke up 430 went to sleep at 630 woke up at 10… juiced fresh oranges … its cloudy … yep this is gonna be a nothingburger of a day … NEET LIFE

holy shit the Chicken Period filter is gone …

>>287432

the surface has an abysmal reputation for quality control … i have a 2011 macbook air running linux… its been just years perfection …

>>287432

Why are you buying microsoft products, why are you buying things you know are garbage over and over?

>>287436

owner of my house has a surface with win 10 and its just the biggest POS i have ever touched… he uses the touchscreen + external keyboard (no mouse) and it was the worst user experience i have used in my life.

Feel like a vile poo

>>287439

Whats wrong NEET? Want to talk about it?

>>287419

I have put together about 10 sources of practice coding websites. Have bounced back and forth a bit these first few days. Plan to start my own projects sometime in future. Here are a few I have been working from:

MIT edX 6.001

MIT edX 6.002

Project Euler

Rosalind Bioinformatics

http://automatetheboringstuff.com/

"Statistical Inference" George Casella

9 degrees today in Shitbourne, had a really nice warm cup of blend 43 for lunch, might visit Dan a day earlier than usual and go tonight.

>>287444

Looks good, probably turns into a high quality poo too.

>>287445

it would be impossible for me to know

Anxiously over caffeinated

>>287447

> here come the heart palpitations

>>287306

so 200k people on the dole, 75 each, $15m…think of the literally anything else that could have been spent on.

7MW of solar

300 electric cars

30 apartments

or just to bribe 200k people

>>287449

replying to >>287341

>>287449

$285 MILLION!?!

they could have built a whole POWER PLANT!!

>>287449

fuck off at my new house my one thrid share of the energy bill for the past few months came to $230… this payment was a godsend and came at the right time i was really stressing

> muh climate bullshit

> make energy prices soar

> people cant afford to live

pottery … i have a big 55inch TV and Desktop Computer in storage at my parents because i simply cant afford to run them… i can just barely afford to run a phone a macbok air and oven and a fridge and lights on Cennobux….

>>287452

> $230

really? i spend $70 a week. it barely covers my monthly computer expenses. a NEET has to entertain himself somehow

>>287446

Are you still on the coffee enemas?

>>287452

> muh climate bullshit

> make energy prices soar

only mentioned solar because its the cheapest energy atm. coal is $0.04/KWh after fuel where solar is also $0.04/KWh after you build it from scratch. actually dont see why cheaper power generation owned by the gov would be more expensive, especially if the gov gave it at cost to people it gives money to anyway… maybe the networks would charge them double?

> people cant afford to live

no shit. why do you think i live at home? if my cenno trippled, i might just be able to move out into a 30sqm box in the poorest suburb near the city if i lived like a boong.

>>287455

ewww nasty

>>287457

If anything the neets with poo filled bumholes are nasty

>>287434

>>287436

Because it's portable

>tfw replace wick in kero heater, heater now works better, couldn't get one piece back in, hopefully it's not important

>>287460

I was wondering why you were so angry at those unfortunate drowned souls for a moment

>>287455

erm… no…..

>>287464

did you take all the clonazapam ? be carefull with that stuff in public it can make you look a total munted mess and you will have no idea

>>287465

surprisingly inaccurate

>hmmmmmmm

I went to Bunnings this morning and bought a new letterbox. My current letterbox is wobbling drunkenly and is pretty close to falling off its pole. Rust has eaten right through it.

The new letterbox comes with pre-drilled holes to attach it but I am not sure they will be in the same position as the holes on the pole.

I asked a worker near the relevant aisle to help me select the right bolts to use to attach it and he was hopeless. Took about ten minutes. I knew more about that shit than him and I don't know anything.

I bought some nice big stainless steel numbers to put on the front so the Domino's driver will know this is the right place to bring the garlic bread.

>>287464

Go on an upper binge

Nurofen when are we getting that leg pic?

What have you got to hide?

>>287471

His legs would be shaved for improved aerodynamics

>>287466

>in public it can make you look a total munted mess and you will have no idea

I must have received a massive dose as a baby then.

>>287469

Do you know how to transfer the existing mounting holes to the letterbox or vice-versa?

Bolt just needs to be a bee's dick under the diameter of the hole and long enough for the thickness of whatever you're mating, plus two washers and a nut.

>>287472

You had an excellent leg pic. Very nice.

>>287474

I am reasonably confident I will be able to successfully do everything. I have the right nuts, bolts and washers.

>>287469

could of just glued it with 2 part epoxy ….

>>287477

Good.

If the holes don't line up you will need to drill new ones in either the letter box or the mounting plate.

>>287478

And then rinsed it in bleach.

>>287479

I will drill in the letterbox it is much thinner than the mounting plate.

>>287478

Typical hammer and chisel mechanic approach to such work. Very poor advice.

>>287481

Is the letterbox stainless? If so, you may need a cobalt drill bit. Don't forget to mark and punch divet points first to stop the drill wandering.

>>287473

>iktf

>>287471

when i put pants on

>>287472

surprisingly inaccurate..

if i shave my legs i have to have shave my gooch and when that hair inevitably grows back its very uncomfortable… anyways im back to my comfy mountain bike .. im giving the roadbike a break for a while

>>287485

Bet you have weak legs, Leglet!

>>287482

the tensile strength of epoxy is probably higher than the bunning bolts and unless he uses spring washers or loctite its bound to rattle around again one day with the posty abuse ….

is actually superior advice and would save fucking around drilling with bits that are proabably blunt as fuck :/

>>287483

It is galvanised steel and powder coated.

>>287485

>when i put pants on

You are doing it wrong.

>>287486

i have been riding for 20 years and pretty much everyday for 6 years since i have been full NEET

my legs are my best asset… my torso needs some work but i will admit my upper and arm strength is quite frankly pathetic

>>287488

What is this epoxy you keep talking about? Is it just like glue and I smear some on the post and then put the letterbox on top?

>>287491

Have you tried getting on the DSP?

>>287488

And when the letterbox rusts and needs to be replaced he has to what? Cut it off? Remove the cemented in post from the ground? Dickhead.

>>287494

>Dickhead

There is no need for that.

>>287487

you should have crushed the cheetos and spread them all over him, when he woke up he wouldnt have known what happened

>>287491

Please gimme leg pics i want to add them to my hot wanks folder

>>287498

I will consider that if drilling turns out to present challenges.

>>287477

as someone who has some knowledge of letterboxes, the nut and bolt solution is the best

>>287501

Not the best lighting, but quite impressive.

>>287502

Needs an 80mm holesaw so fat garlic breads can be inserted.

>>287501

Show bulge

Fuck my ass, meeting the real estate agent in half an hour for the final inspection before I break this lease and for the first time ever I've just walked dogshit all over the carpet.

Fuckin hell

>>287507

"dog" shit

>>287507

You can think you've left your boong days behind but NEETGod has other plans

>>287510

By the thickness of that poo I can tell anal would feel pretty good.

>>287510

wanked poo.

>>287513

This wordfilter will be next on my list.

>>287516

do you have a loicense for those guns?

I just had lunch and beer with a lesbian

>>287519

Steak and veggies

>>287520

How'd it go?

>>287521

It was just friendly, she looks like a bloke.

Nice arvo though.

>>287522

Cool

I also discovered today that cannabis garlic bread is a thing

>>287519

Reckon I'll get some pizza from a small italian restuarant I've found.

>>287519

Rissoles

If I finance the NEET commune how badly can I treat everyone ?

>>287521

nice and hearty

>>287525

doubly nice i should of done that… but i have already defrosted the lamb mince in the microwave… im commited to cooking now,…

>>287524

edibly THC is the dumbest shit ever and so incredibly hard to dose to dose…. your either seriously underwhelmed or devolop down syndrome fro 24hours

>>287529

Gee wiz Sudafed, thanks for telling me how to cannabis m8.

Do you have any advice on how to drink goon to offer ? Maybe some wanking techniques you'd like to share ?

>>287531

a dozen garlic breads**

>>287528

Well as the council meeting is on tonight just treat the lowly neets as a piece of meat and see what you can get away with, that should give you some idea

>>287530

im not telling you how to do shit… i just said in my opinion eating THC is dumb … only usefull on long distance flights and in hospitals … way less relevant since vaping emerged too…

>>287531

its lamb mince and gonna cook a Indian Rogan Josh curry with it and some basmati rice… its a decent bachelor neet dish and can last a few days if you dont goon it up an eat the entire thing like i often do ….

>>287534

>way less relevant since vaping emerged too…

This is the most homosexual sentence I have ever read.

>>287532

I detect a marsupial presence among us

I wonder if a Possum would fuck a Quokka

>>287535

stop projecting. I roll ciggies and spliffs and hate vaping … but if i had to work in a NPC / secure high security environment again id consider it…

>>287538

I'm not projecting, I just don't like you

>>287501

HOT

>>287539

rent free

>>287537

A possum would fuck a quokka up. They are mad cunts when you piss them off

Bulging NEET quads

Could Sudafed actually be Hue ? Has he mentioned granny fucking yet ?

>>287543

That's true actually, and quokkas are fall over and die cowards

>>287545

vile

im off to cook…

Going to exchange my fourth Surface Pro 6 tonight

>>287548

>exchange

Time for a refund mate.

>>287548

stop buying microsoft shit jesus christ

I am home NOOTs.

>>287325

>I didn't get a response from my post the other day when I said I put $6k of my own money in to the business to pay bills.

I do not think I would even do that, I think that's why your post didn't register and get a response. It's too bad so sad if the company I work for goes under.

>>287553

Post one under white light with no makeup.

>>287552

I would invest in Cruisey's business if he decides to do that. My terms are very reasonable.

>>287373

Hot!

>>287553

she's very shiny

>>287559

she has a downy/squinty eye

>>287435

Calling us Cunts is not a good start.

>>287560

dspgenes are a valuable thing when choosing a mate

>>287562

We were all cunts not too long ago

>>287510

Lower quantity and quality.

>>287565

She's looking more and more manly in every picture

>>287564

It didn't take too long for John to get one too.

>>287568

He always struck me as a feminine penis sort of gal

>>287415

Wait, how did you reduce your fragrance diffuser?

>>287555

One bulge picture, paid bi-weekly?

>>287428

I deleted it because some NEETs are no fun.

>>287553

HOT

>>287573

I feel it is a hidden hatred towards your misso.

>>287573

Cheese discussion is serious business.

>>287572

Oh I thought we were being serious business men.

>>287577

I was making a proposal on his behalf and I would also include a clause that the pictures get more revealing.

>>287576

and depressing business because it drags up memories of better times

>>287461

It'll be fine, unless it wont.

>>287551

Welcome back big boy.

No one showed to the inspection. Better luck on Saturday hopefully.

>>287469

Should've saved all that trouble and bought some spare holes to go with it.

>>287476

Irish but probably a northerner.

>>287579

Are you some kind of bulge broker? Pubic hedge fund manager?

I'm a Alabama neeto and I wanna be free

>>287584

Fookin nooorth

6 degrees in the shed

>>287586

I don't drink and I don't cuss

I want to ride at the front of the bus

>>287487

Hue you flying turd.

>>287578

Looks okay.

>>287585

Of sorts

>>287588

Have a blanketed wank

>>287585

I believe the term is Anal Investor, although I might have misheard.

>>287492

It's two different glue things that when they mix they turn into a really hard clear plastic type shit.

>>287590

Ebola can't come to Spain soon enough.

>>287595

So like dry Smegma

>>287595

Basically dried cum and cunny grool.

>>287597

Harder.

>>287501

I bet you got wood from the expose.

>>287507

Fuark. Bad timing.

The Surface Pro 6 provides a good writing experience, but what about the iPad Pro I wonder

>>287602

Take the hapa to the apple shop as part of your date.

>>287539

>>287551

Hello.

I never understood why people write on screens. Drawing I can understand

Isn't that the whole point of a keyboard

>>287552

I'm getting to the point where I could work at pretty much any other company but not quite.

>>287607

Sometimes you just want to draw a big red penis on a colleague's document.

>>287604

I wish I had a date with the hapa

>>287609

Yes, you could. But you also enjoy the field you're in, I think?

>>287557

You are.

>>287611

Look mate, the wise Elder NEETs explained all of this to you last night. You need to man up and follow their advice.

Can't stop thinking about missed opportunities, misread social cues and awkward behaviours

>>287612

Yeah but working for a bigger company would be less hands on and where I am I can sort of just do what I want. (Within business areas) I'm going to go have a coffee with a participant tomorrow morning, I don't really need to ask anymore. I just tell. I didn't even say why. tbh I don't know why.

>>287607

It's easier to memorise things when you write them rather than type them so I've heard

>>287616

Dont worry about it, new opportunities ahead Just takes time to learn them.

>>287617

Go too big and you get lost in a sea of bureaucracy and everybody shirking their responsibilities.

>>287575

Chicken periods are her pet hate.

>>287617

>I don't really need to ask anymore. I just tell

Sometimes you sound like you are spiralling out of control.

I wonder if webby would hang with me if I came to radelaide

>>287622

Yeah, some support coordinators, all they do is call other people to do their jobs.

>>287625

>came

went*

>>287627

spent*

>>287625

Don't get your hopes up last time i was there none of the adelaide neets bought me KFC.

>>287625

I have no objections to meeting up with an interstate NEET for a burger or beer or something FUCK YOU MONARO

>>287624

I get little comments like support workers asking if anyone else does anything and it feeds my ego. I used to think it was them sucking up but now I know it's true. I had an office staff member say I am the best office worker the company has ever had.

>>287631

Alpha wagecuck

>>287631

I hope it is all good and not a manic episode in disguise where you will have some horrible crash.

>>287633

He's been there over a year now hasn't he?

>>287577

>>287576

Imagine the praise and funding a bunch of DSP receiving fuckup neets would get if we started our own support business.

We'd make the news

>>287634

Almost. 2 weeks off.

>>287635

Two (You)'s. Feeling blessed.

Hands are too cold to type

>>287636

Hence my offering to be an anal bulge pubic hedge investor for very reasonable terms.

>>287636

I will sell it that way but you will always be subordinates.

>>287636

I could empty the bins in the office

>>287642

You haven't heard my terms yet.

>>287636

We might get to meet Tracy Grimshaw

>>287645

Tracy grimshaw gangbanged by NEETS

I'll be the Cheif Bulge Officer

>>287645

Her and Rebecca in some lesbian sex would be very pleasant to watch and join in