/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

It was supposed to be At Norwood.

We can't do anything right.

On Norwood.

Where's Norwood

Who's Norwood.

Sherwood Forrest

The board has been slowing down over the last 2 weey I'd say

>>284231

Possum disappearing

Monk getting clean

Weber fucking his routine up

NK cleaning all the time

>>284232

The Council is nearly disbanded.

26 degrees in Townsville

15 degrees in Wagga

Really makes you think

>>284237

We have them.

>>284237

yeah i agree

Fucking after hours phone. Coworker took today off so I got it for an extra day and it's already started.

>>284240

>>284236

>>284236

POST ACIDIC ASS PISS ASSHOLE BURN.

> cant even touch it with paper

> literally ass blasted

lel BT pleaded not guilty

> 10 trips to the toilet since 1am

THE GREAT PURGE OF 2019 IS COMPLETE

orange juice and 10mg down the hatch now that i know i wont shit the bed

>>284231

When you have the same half a dozen people shitposting every day even one of them leaving makes a noticeable impact

>>284237

I miss being able to spot foreigners and newfriends

>>284247

We need to advertise in one of the national papers, shit posters wanted apply at /ausneets

>>284248

With strong NEETlore, all is possible.

>>284250

My neetlore capacity is hindered by being a dumdum

>>284249

I don't think that's in the council budget. Maybe a public toilet stall advertisement run would work though, it seems like the homos see great results from it judging by the space they occupy.

I wish I had friends to go out to eat with

Haven't had nice food in god knows how long, let alone with other people

Unfortunately I know from experience that while they would be socialising and laughing I'd just be awkwardly quiet or putting on a forced laugh

It sucks being a loser when you just wanna be normal ;_;

>>284254

i have a few friends but they are rich and cant afforfd the places they go too :/

>>284251

Good bye

10mg of ritalin down the hatch

>>284254

I'd go out n wat with you

>>284254

That is one thing I do miss from a previous job in the city. They all disappeared when I lost the job.

>>284254

>>284258

we can do lunch somewhere

Need a durry

Having a volunteer

MORE ASS PISS

just what the fuck what a nasty bug / food poisoning my whole gut is doing a hard reset… its stuck in bios mode

>>284263

Your degenerate lifestyle has caught up with you. You have ebola.

>>284260

Where do y'all live

>>284265

Barnaby country bout 5-6 hours from sydney

>>2842664

wtf is degenerate about my lifestyle ?

>>284266

there hasnt been poo for 5 hours its all just ASS PISS

>>284269

oh noze muh feelings….

>>284268

two goonsacks a day

painkiller addiction

bicycles

>>284271

fancy dick cheese on supermarket pizza

morning neets

>>284273

Good morning

10mg of ritalin down the hatch

>>284271

>>284272

yeah sounds like he's on the way out

the absolute mad lad…. still at it

https://www.foxnews.com/world/man-accused-in-new-zealand-mosque-killings-pleads-not-guilty

>>284278

remember the neet that squirts from both ends only squirts for half as long

>>284279

>>284244

>>284232

There are more than a few uni neets trying to get sorted for exams.

>>284280

true words

>>284281

i couldnt find it on the local news

>>284283

https://www.news.com.au/world/pacific/nz-mosque-shooting-accused-to-face-court/news-story/3b53935379a34f4e5e84ab49ed01c316

>>284279

I would of pleaded insanity had I been him, the guy certainly was a fuck head if he's the guy who I think he was

Though I guess he wants to be a Martyr or some shit

>>284285

he knows New Zealand are Pussies and will use the court time to broadcast his messsage i heartley expect some good memes to come out of the trial

>>284286

Which the news will censor, he didn't think it out

Tarrant is just a retarded Crackhead Zionist who happened upon bitcoin money and a Gun in New Zealand

10mg of ritalin down the hatch

2 hours 14 mins until work

>>284288

>>284289

can you work with out it ? my friend gave me 10mg when i was working at his shop the other day … meh didnt feel a high but focused and slightly uncomfotable a few hours later..

>>284290

You expect /pol/ to have people in the court room or anything

/pol/ has been useless since 2015

>>284291

I can work without it, it helps me focus better. Not a fan of the comedown either

>>284292

his lawyer probably browses /pol/ … my Doctor browses /pol/ FFS we normally spend half the appointment discussing spicy memes

>>284294

>My Lawyer browses /pol/

A self hating jew then :^)

>>284295

watch out for boongs m8, there like roos, they just jump out in front of you

>>284295

Very nice

>>284295

noice i miss driving cars for fun

I actually feel like im losing brain cells reading /pol/ teir post. If you wanna be a faggot theres other places for you.

>>284301

i remember when i used to find porn in the bushes… it was a different time :/

>>284301

>could have a sneaky bush wank

I have had many a bush wank.

>>284306

Cheers brutta

>>284294

>my Doctor browses /pol/ FFS we normally spend half the appointment discussing spicy memes

what even is professional practice

cya later white cunts

UNNA

>>284308

having healthy bants with a healthcare proffesional who genuine cares about you cause you share the same mindset and doesnt hesitate to help you with scripts and cenno paperwork

> why would you not want this ?

lloks like a bonfire someone chickened out lighting

>>284310

always was unna

>>284311

it seems like you just use your doctor to get drugs you degenerate

>meanwhile I dont have a doctor

Not a fan of ritalin

>>284315

after my stomach bug if i hit the goon i will die, havent been able to keep food down all day…. literally just had some OJ and coffee all day….now i have to ride my 10km to see my doc for my apointment i may crash on the way …

I want this fucking curry bega out of my office safe space now!

REEEEEEE

>>284317

Just get a taxi you ballsack

>>284319

i plan to do a few other things afterward and it would be cost prohibitive

How does one go about getting an apprenticeship? Do I have to go around my town handing my resume into places?

>>284322

I think you can do it via a tafe

>>284323

My local tafe says I need to already have an apprenticeship started.

>>284324

What about a preapprenticeship?

just want to rub Shire's biceps

>>284325

I'll have to look into that.

>>284255

Just do a runner when the bill comes

BOTULISM

CLOSTRIDIUM BOTULINUM

>>284327

hmmmm

BRONCHITIS

Disease ridden NEETs

>>284333

Hey babby

Chucked a sickie for the first time NEETs

>>284337

First time this week?

SYPHILIS

>>284336

H-hey

>>284340

GONORRHEA

>>284341

hmmmm

>>284338

First time ever

I had days where I took off due to depression in the past but this is an actually sickie

I feel like shit

>>284343

Whats wrong?

>>284344

I have a flu mixed with gastro

>>284345

Nasty, I got a flu shot the other day and a bunch of other vaccines because my sister is due to give birth in a few weeks.

>>284346

Are you going to attend the birth and scream into her vagene?

>>284347

I heard NK is the father

>>284347

Absolutely not, she's having a c section anyway.

>>284349

You know Cindy will want a babby after this.

>>284350

Maybe.

Troubling.

>>284351

Don't let her see it.

>>284352

(The babby, not your pen0r)

I have to take the cat to the vet tonight. Stupid prick still not eating.

>>284352

Two of my friends already have kids, one of them has a 2nd on the way, shes actually become quite good friends with one of them.

>>284354

Might have a furball or something, hope it's alright.

I had a mushroom and steak pie today. it was good. what pies would you NEETs recommend?

>>284357

Mushroom and steak is good, my local butcher makes family sized ones that I get, but other than that curried pies are good, chilli cheese and just good old beef.

>>284355

Why don't you want kids

>>284357

There's this guy who sells pies at some events in Canberra, I forgot what he's called but the pies he sells are 10/10

>>284359

>Why don't you want kids

Just not really interested, I see having kids as a burden.

Told mum about all the drugs I've tried over the years. She was a bit surprised that most people at festivals are on drugs instead of booze.

She seemed more surprised that I've done shrooms than ice, odd.

>>284361

Was she disappointed?

>>284362

Nah she's well aware of my rowdiness over the years.

The only thing she doesn't know is my sexual tastes etc

>>284363

Well that's okay.

Just smashed to hell my $2000 computer. Took a while to save up for it with no real work. At least it is offset by lack of rent at my parent's house.

>>284366

Why'd you do that?

>>284366

why

>>284367

Is it just me? I regularly punch holes in the wall and break things since I began the neet life.

>>284366

I use to smash my mouse or keyboard all the time when I got pissed anon. But a 2k computer thats based as fuck lmao

>>284369

Must be.

>>284370

I have gone through several mice and phones and my car windshield among other things this year.

My fists seem to really be toughening up though.

>>284359

>Canberra, I forgot what he's called

Monaro.

>>284372

I smashed my phone once back in 2016 when I was going thru my medication trialing stages, I bought a cheap $150 one when I was pissed, but then I started to get calm and I went out and bought a samsung s8, I have had it for 2 years now so thats good.

>>284297

I hope this continues.

>>284374

Medication trialing is understandable. I have had none of that and no drug problems. Pretty calm until I start thinking too much, then I don't care. Problem is, if I buy cheaper things, I just find something else that is more expensive to break. My assets are dwindling, but I look at it as a NEET tax on my lifestyle now.

>>284326

kek

>>284369

What a cutie.

>>284374

>>284372

See >>284378

lotsa cute neeties

>>284380

Too many if you ask me.

>>284381

They can't all be manly NEETs like you and I.

>>284373

lol

>>284382

I will become a strong, manly NEET one day. I still have many cute days…or years ahead of me though.

Im gonna take you dick, put in my hole, riiiide till i can't no more.

>>284386

I wonder if those Miley Cyrus conspiracies are true

>>284387

Which ones are those?

>>284387

Hannah Montana Linux ain't no conspiracy: http://hannahmontana.sourceforge.net/

>>284388

the one where Miley Cyrus was killed and replaced with a dupe that would better follow what Disney and Billy Ray Wanted

>>284390

Ah.

Billy Ray totes had a ride.

A succulent Japanese meal

>>284391

Billy Ray probably also did it so he could fuck his "daughter"

>>284392

I'll have to have a takeaway again after the cat has been seen to.

>>284392

are you paying for it

>>284383

This pepe should be for the next thread.

>>284369

You're just a fucking boong.

>>284386

You can ride on my old country road anytime.

>>284392

You earned it m8!

>>284394

>>284399

I spoke to a homeless bloke in the city today. He said that he doesn't sleep in the city anymore because the boongs kept bashing him at night. He said they would rob him, bashing him even when they found he had no money.

>>284386

Ok. I won't pay you though.

>>284397

Would a boong have its own bought and paid for items to sacrifice?

>>284403

i miss monk

>>284406

He is still with us. He is showing his Mummybot his bulge at the moment.

>>284408

Vile

>>284405

fucking wew

>>284408

I wonder if she knows about the HPV.

>>284411

She puts the cream on (or in) now.

>>284412

Vile

Bitches looking at me while chad mashing.

>>284405

I guess us cuties just need a constructive outlet for our emotions.

Let's overthrow democracy! How 'bout it lads?

>>284403

Do you have monkneet_fake images too?

DURO-TUSS

CHESTY

COUGH LIQUID

>>284369

You should seek professional help friendo

My uni classes this term are more than 50% male and the chicks in them are uggos.

>>284415

but democracy funds neetbux

>>284419

>are more than

I don't think this term will go well now.

>>284366

You're a cunt. My mobo fried over a month ago and I'm stuck on a shitty laptop until I can save up to build a new PC. With that said, case should arrive next Tuesday.

>>284419

Uggo chicks are the best roots

>>284420

Oh. Alright then.

>>284424

That's how they keep us down

>>284419

Should've studied arts.

>>284419

just fuck the twinkiest guy

>>284425

So, we actually are overthrowing democracy???

>>284428

homosexual

>>284429

maybe

>>284422

I feel much worse about being shamed for this than I actually did about the personal consequences I face from it.

The dex has really cleared my mind, really sick of the ritalin not going to take any of it any more. The hapa came into the op shop when the ritalin peaked. Still haven't had any sleep

>>284433

self respect is worth more than $2000

>>284434

the burnout begins

>>284431

docking isnt gay

>>284437

homosexual

/gayneets/

I hope a boong wizard is ready

>>284432

Good. It will give me purpose.

>>284441

Cocklust edition

>>284441

/boongneets/

>>284444

WHITE DOG STOLE ME WANKS

>>284445

/rapeneets/

>>284435

Very wise indeed.

Might get up early and go for a hoon on the bike tomorrow.

>>284448

Troubling.

The uni gym plays the same six shitty EDM songs over and over again.

>>284454

let this be your excuse for becoming fat and lazy

>>284401

B O O N G E D

>>284454

Are you following "Starting Strength"?

>>284408

>>284412

>>284411

Hot!

>>284459

monk?

My wine got taken by a patient

>>284461

Donkey punch them as you rip them a new asshole.

>>284461

Steal their wanks

>>284458

No, I'm following Reg Park's method.

>>284430

And a wank?

>>284444

>>284450

I've stopped wanking.

>>284465

Only a wank now

>>284452

I love this image more now.

>>284467

You've merely paused

>>284461

…euthanize them

>>284460

No, I just enjoyed the mental image of an aging woman applying cream to his bum.

>>284467

W A N K E D

>>284467

Wankrupt

>>284472

Vile

Night time depression setting in

Having a Gippsland toffe & honeycomb yogurt for dessert

Im going to adopt the persona of a 90's memphis rap pimp playa.

>>284478

What should we call you?

>>284480

2boongz

>>284481

hot

>>284435

I am feeling pretty good about this at the moment. I now feel accountable to the NEETs for my destructive impulses. I will only rampage in ways that will make you guys proud!

>>284483

Go bash some boongs with a cricket bat.

I kissed an aboriginal guy last weekend.

>>284483

Get a punching bag GF

>>284483

The only thing we want you to beat is your dick

>>284485

>>284482

>>284476

Have a wank

>>284254

I end up just being awkward and question how I am acting constantly.

>>284256

Your interactions mean the world to me. Thank you for being a team player.

>>284261

No you don't.

How long did you last today? i hope til 4, or at least you only had one.

>>284491

>>284441

>>284268

>>>2842664

Do you write in the post numbers manually?

>agape

>>284285

You made him what he is.

>>284496

Anal?

Might have a wash

>>284295

Beautiful.

>>284297

You've already done this one.

>>284285

He said he was going to do this in the manifesto. He claims it was a partisan action against an occupying force conducted by a uniformed, lawful combatant. Basically he is trying to make a circus of it.

NO MEANS YES

&

YES MEANS ANAL

Going to do a poo and then go for a jog. Wish me well neets.

>>284326

heh

And at an On the run.

Need a new phone, the usb port is broken. Time to hit the racks nigga.

>>284504

Save time and do both at once.

>>284503

>>284500

>>284357

Mushroom and steak is probably the best. Chicken and veg pies can be good but are hit and miss sometimes.

I had an evil poo this morning. It splattered all over the bowl and was very thick.

mapping out my next dan trip

>>284363

Don't tell her, she might have some middle aged ethnic milf friends. She can find out the old fashioned way.

>>284506

i frequent /g/ a fair bit and got a friend a redmi note 5 of ali express for 180 it is fucking solid so is pocophone

if you want blue bubbles the iphone SE is on sale and you can just walk into any australia post … got my parents 2 after their iphone 4s finally depreciated

>>284373

heh

>>284510

dont talk about poo i just got over a nightmare stomach bug

forbidden poo

>>284396

You need to find the hidden word filters.

Or just make it at the right time.

>>284513

I was thinking about getting a asus zenfone max plus $210 or a lenovo k5 note $190

so just made it to doctors at 3pm … got some nurofen plus for the tooth…. rode to the park and drank some goon on an empty stomach after not being able to keep down food all day… looks like it kickstarted my stomach believe it or not…

slow ride home… got 5 dollars worth of chips at the fish and chip shop… i seem to be keeping in down looks like ill make it through tonight….

>>284518

I got a Sony Xperia XZ premium for like $450, mostly got it because it's water resistant but overall it's a good phone.

>>284405

Hmm

>>284519

>drank some goon

you silly boong

>>284428

>>284426

>>284429

We'll put it to a vote.

>>284520

Stop posting about this retard

>>284446

You didn't want those wanks.

>>284479

>>284520

Disturbing.

>>284453

Not as good looking as your others.

>>284523

> xperia

good design but i have heard reliablity problems plague xperia … when it come to chink phones xaomi redmi note series are pretty darn good

>>284461

Didn't you pay for it?

>>284530

I have had good experiences with these. Rather durable phone.

>>284523

ooops wrong (You) but im a goonaholic and honestly better of with it than without it

>>284530

I've had no problems thus far, it's a pretty snappy phone, opens apps and everything really fast, much better than the iphone I had, also water resistant which is good for when I'm out on the moto.

>>284479

Is that your sister monk?

>>284484

Under consideration

>>284486

I am not a boong

>>284487

Later

>>284534

didnt they stop making them ?

i have a friend that works at a bar, about 10% of unclaimed phones dont have an icloud lock i have a pile of the fucking things…

>>284537

I dunno, sony still has them on their website.

>>284539

I'm not too interested in smart watches, I only use my phone for gps, messaging and music, when I'm out on my bike I have a mount for it on the dash mostly to use waze (see where cops and my speed via gps because moto speedo is inaccurate) and to listen to music while I ride.

>>284540

Nah I didn't, some weird brake thingo?

>>284541

What moto you tubers do you watch bro

>>284533

You're a goon machine.

>>284430

Terrible wine.

>>284543

I forgot to mention the principal manager of the real estate company is the husband of my property manager, should be interesting

>>284543

that's a lot of words unna

>>284542

44teeth, Royal Jordanian and Schaaf.

>>284543

I hope you get some top shelf boongka.

>>284548

Murtanio is also another good one.

>>284541

>waze

never heard of

its a single lever front and rear disc set up for a disabled kid… lever is for a large displacement quad piston sent to 2 x 2 pistons…. the funny thing is this prototype has easily the best braking performance of any bike i have riden. The braking force is incredible

>>284519

Mate honestly that sounds like a minor case of alcohol withdrawal. Be careful

>>284552

He's a very active alco thou

>>284552

At least he recalibrated his system with some more goon.

>>284551

Waze is basically like google maps, but users can report where cops are, shows you where speed cameras and other things are that show up on the map.

Do push bikes use cable or hydraulic for disc brakes?

The brakes on my Yammah are pretty shit, enough to pull you up in an emergency I guess, also ABS but nothing compared to a dual disc supersport, literally just have to tap the brakes on a 600 or 1000 and it will slow you down very fast.

>>284552

no it was severe stomach bug dont even get me started

>>284553

thank god i dont get this joke nor do i want to

>>284556

disc brakes arent good because of the discs but rather the incompresability of the hydralic fluid transmitting the power … cables stretch and cable discs are scam to sell cheap shit tier bikes

>>284559

still tho nothing beat my hydralic magura rim brakes on my trials bike

>>284553

Link?

>>284560

that sounds gay

How's the tiredness shitey?

Seems sleep deprivation is a lot easier without 6+ oaties in your system.

Day 5 done. This is probably the longest I've gone in my adult life without booze and weed

>>284563

Your wanks should be on the uptake.

I can't wait for the day Shitey finishes wiping some fat guy's arse and looks up to see the guy sitting there drinking from a magnum of shiraz. Bloke winks and says "G'day Shitey, you mong cunt, it's Weber!"

50 fucking minutes late seeing the vet. She was young and white though, so that was OK. NFI what's wrong with the cat. She got my phone number on the pretense of needing to contact me with the cat's results. GF2019 is go.

>>284565

HOT!

>>284566

I look forward to the upcoming sexual harassment accusation arc

>>284565

Vile

>>284566

I hope cat is okay.

>>284566

If worse comes to comes, see >>284565 for BF2019

>>284570

* worse comes to worst

>>284568

>>284567

Volunteered today for 3 hours and worked today for 7 hours

Going to have a wash and settle in for the night bye bye NEEToes.

>>284573

not even pajeet works 15 hours a day

Been awake for 34 hours need a wank and a snooze

>>284574

tell cindy to remember to pee afterwards so she doesn't get a UTI

>>284574

>>284567

>>284576

>>284573

nevermind I can't read lol

>>284575

>>284574

Goon night.

>>284580

i think that was rithmatic not readin m7

>>284561

https://www.ple.com.au/Bajostream

>>284582

I read the 3 as an 8. I like to think that is less retarded than thinking 3+7 is 15

>>284578

>>284567

>>284577

try taking an excstacy tablet

>>284583

Thank you.

>>284584

voyeuristic wank

>>284584

We'll pick up once NK hits the NK's Big Boong Magic RAPE Pills UNNAes

>>284591

dirty noisy wog bikes

>>284565

Hilarious

Mum even asked what's so funny

>>284595

do you ever ride those motorbikes

>>284595

Apparently my grandfather had an early Indian at one point. That generation didn't regard any of that stuff as special, so got rid of it.

>>284546

wew

This should be.

Keep us updated.

>>284558

He had to make a box of his own because Hex would share with everyone except him.

>>284565

Heh awesome.

>>284599

The only guy in Sydney not to have touched Hex's box.

>>284574

Nighty night

>>284577

Have a sleep

You are going to burn out.

>>284595

the norton is having work done the ducati the owner doesnt even ride he mostly sticks to his triumph… started that one the weight on them just terrifiy me moving them in and out is not fun

>>284585

We accept you m15

>>284595

That's a pretty cool one.

>>284605

thanks m3

I had to use maths at work yesterday. I did it in ms paint and pasted it into an email.

>>284531

No, it's patient wine

Holy fuck amazon is cheap for phones.