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Noooooooo

I refuse to give such a cursed pepe a (You)

Appreciate the OC but

>>284984

Yesssssss

I had to delete two other slow NEET's Gens.

>>284988

Cocklust edition was better.

>>284989

Every edition can be that.

Time for a wank

>>284988

I was only slow by a few seconds you bully

robust poo viscosity

Thinking about oaties

>>284994

no monk

What happened to gen #363?

>>284996

oh you stupid stupid boongs

>>284996

Fuck.

368

Damn she fi..

>>285000

😭

I'm nearly out of internet

>>285002

You need to get your life in order.

Take a couple of hours off work/volunteering once a week and do some fucking shopping.

>>285003

A very nice view

>tfw depressed

751 lost wanks

>>285007

the stolen generation

>tfw anxious

>>285008

It was a cursed gen, the cow did it!

>>285010

Did it even exist, or did one of you fuckheads just get the number wrong on the subsequent thread?

>>285011

Don't act naive.

>>285011

Yeah, it was #363 anal rape by cow edition. If it was wrong it would have been fixed ages ago.

>>285008

Holy hell. UNNA meme magic.

I wasted the day wanking rather than studying. I'm going to have a shower and try to salvage the day.

>>285016

Have a wank.

Yall gone make me lose my mind

>>285018

you need a wank

Wank in here

Wank in here

wank

>>285004

I'm working on it

>tfw

>>285026

Maybe the world is just crooked.

>>285016

It's best to start with a clean palette. Spend the rest of today wanking and start studying tomorrow

>>285026

Do the gooks ever leave? Do they sleep there?!

>tfw impressed

>>285029

Many have strange sleep schedules being foreign.

>>285031

>>285029

You're telling a guy who stayed up for 36 hours about strange sleeping patterns.

>thinkin about shire's muscles again

mad train stunts

tried to have a nap but did not succeed

>>285033

>>285030

>>285037

I remember this being posted in a gen a long time ago

>>285038

Ah sorry. It just popped up as a youtube suggestion.

Going into the Shitbourne CBD to meet up with a mate.

>>285040

>tfw no mate to meet up with

https://www.vice.com/en_in/article/pajvq9/mark-zuckerberg-deepfake-facebook-misinformation-moderation-satire

>>285043

You should see Dr Craig's meals

>>285044

Craig has no doctorate. I'd be surprised if Craig completed all requirements for Year 10.

enjoying one of Dr Murphy's liquid meal replacements

>>285045

I'd be surprised if he got that far.

>>285046

Which one?

>>285043

fuck that looks good

im sick as a dog, and i just wanna eat trash but the parentbots are making me some soup

>>285051

WHERE IS ab001?

>>285048

asahi

>>285055

Too slow m8

>>285055

very considerate of them to use cans that blend in with the environment

>>285058

all these neets have "mates" and "hobbies"

gross stuff

>>285059

disgusting mate

just me and u then.

Whats going on?

Im watching the new season of one punch man

>>285060

I'm drinking a few beers and rewatching the start of Legend of the Galactic Heroes. It's keeping the tfw depressed away if nothing else

>>285061

>>285063

where do you get your cartoons from? I used to watch them on kimcartoon.

I really want to lie in bed and watch some old zoids

>>285064

i download them from Nyaa

>>285063

Nice, I watched the first few seasons a few years back and loved it, never got around to finishing it

The cold has gotten worse NEETos so I'm having a nice mug of tea

>>285067

Have a warming wank

>>285065

ill use that but ill have to figure out a way to get them on my phone. Do you sit in a computer chair and watch? I kinda hate my chiar much prefer the couch

I can feel the seroquel kicking in, time to head home and snooze. Goodnight

>>285058

I'm preoccupied with a bird.

>>285059

>mates

>hobbies

hardly.

>>285061

I should finish downloading that, you liking it so far?

>>285068

Great advice coming into winter.

Day 6 complete.

I am heading home tomorrow to begin my non-boong life. Tad bit excited for a fresh start from the bottom.

>>285072

Monk, you non-boong!

Having a probably regrettable wank

>>285076

livestream it

>>285072

Is six days enough?

>>285078

I'm quite confident it is.

I've recovered a lot of self esteem

>>285072

Good luck m8

>>285024

No one around to rape

>>285058

I've been watching Shazam.

>>285074

hmm

Good night friends.

>>285074

Who told them about the commune

>>285085

That bitch Rebecca

Had that regrettable wank.

I regret it.

Had that incredible wank.

I enjoyed it.

>>285087

I knew NurofenNEET was a Nark

So I did the orientation at the local RSPCA. Today was just watching some workplace health and safety videos and shit and then I had to fill out a form. I start actually volunteering next Thursday, no cuties when I was there but I'm excited to have something to fill in the void of NEETdom. I do start uni in July but the RSPCA seems like it will be a good activity to help me take my mind off things.

Hope all my NEETs had a good day as well.

>>285092

>>285075

Hmmmm

>>285092

Vile

>>285091

Good shit mate!

I had an alright day, pretty relaxed.

>>285092

Spoilers next time NK, these are more vile then your poo pics.

>>285098

It was a sensual experience

>>285099

sensual aboriginal renovations

any drunk neets up

Morning neets. Did anyone get raided by law enforcement?

>>285105

yep my asshole still hurts

>>285105

No, why?

Morning cunnies

Big drive ahead

>>285105

It only relates to /pol/ and focuses most specifically on NZ shooters thread and CA shooters threat, specifically those who posted in those threads. It could go broader but I doubt it.

I was doing a poo when all of a sudden a big green hand reached out from the toilet bowl and started wanking my poo

>>285110

Hot!

Poo wank

Good morning all.

What a cunty thing to do: https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv/tv-shows/netflix-prank-show-targeting-new-employees-sparks-backlash/news-story/353f620a8f49b0ac3bd01bff36369216

I have decided to become autistic. I start to do things obsessively more or less on autopilot when the depression sets in strong. I will be spending all day every day coding until I am good enough to get a job. I will become autistic in the process. See you on the other side mates!

>>285115

or it's hoe wanked

>>285116

I knew six days wasn't long enough.

>>285118

That's not me, but I have more or less the same plan

>>285119

>>285113

>>285119

You need to install some cameras in your place so we can monitor you to make sure you're not drinking.

>>285124

Council Meetings have prepared us for this.

>>285125

This is no time for your bullshit, Daniel. Monk needs to say sober.

>>285119

Depression has its advantages in the computer age if it induces obsessive compulsive behaviour. And I have an interview with a large tech company for a software dev position, but I don't have any programming experience. The whole interview process should take 3 months, so I think I can get there.

>>285127

Monk should become an actor then getting drunk will be cool

he has the looks to be one

>>285128

Why have they offered you an interview if you don't have the basic requirements for the job?

>>285130

he lied in the resume

>>285131

The first phone interview will sort that out.

>>285131

>>285132

Wish me luck mates!

>>285128

I'll be learning some back-end / DevOps meme stuff. Should compliment my amateur Linux skills and try to launch myself above the horrors of small MS based MSPs.

Been on my to-do list for literally 10 years but it's hard to learn shit when you're crushing beers and wanking every night

>monk lands a job at google

>>285130

It didn't begin as a serious job application. I just wanted to see how difficult it was to get an interview. I will play along now.

>>285086

Hobo and Rebecca are in on it together.

>>285086

Why would a cycle shop chuck out perfectly good tubes and tyres?

Good morning friends.

>>285091

Cool, hope you enjoy it.

Some cuties might come in looking for their lost puppers.

>>285092

You're tism is showing man. Least you're using it for your own avail. Most p traps look like that, if not worse.

>>285147

the p stands for poo

>>285108

>>285105

>>285114

Morning.

>>285148

NK is a P trap/.

>>285109

If they're here, well more that normal, they'll check.

I doubt they'll stay here (this board) long.

>>285145

Good morning.

I'm not a big fan of jazz, but that was alright.

>>285114

lol. Might give that a watch.

>>285151

I wouldn't worry about it too much.

>>285145

>>285149

>>285152

Good morning

>>285152

I was just looking up the bassist last night and the tab was open.

He's played on over 2,500 records.

Jazz has this notion that it's versatile and all encompassing but I think that's just dweebs trying to be high brow.

There's only a few, very distinct styles. The rest I wouldn't see as jazz and more experimental (like the stuff with no time signature or key).

There's just ragtime, swing, bebop, cool and then there's fusion which imo isn't really jazz.

Also, most of that all just came out of Milton's Playhouse. It's one club's worth of music. . .

>dreaming of running my fingers up shire's abdominals

>>285157

You'd lose your ring.

>>285155

Morning sugar.

>>285116

I've been doing the companies invoices for the past week or so, other people get through maybe 100 in a day and look destroyed afterwards. I've gone through thousands, it's kind of fun or something. Hard to explain.

Use what you got.

>>285157

hmmmm

>>285156

Yeah I read the wikipedia pages for both of those guys.

A lot of it (like the second video you posted) just sounds like weird and unstructured tooting.

>>285129

His new role is that of an upstanding, sober, responsible, motivated and determined young man. He can not break character.

>>285162

watcha wearing today babby?

>>285165

Trackies and a hoodie.

>>285166

Take them off.

>>285166

Me too. I have no underpants on under my trackies.

>>285138

>HD wank vision

>>285168

No, it's cold.

>>285169

Also freeballing

>>285142

You need to increase your wank stamina and go further than him.

>>285142

Hue you boong, be respectful towards your dad.

>>285161

Hello, did hobo ravage your tube last night. He apparently went home with it at a souvenir.

>>285173

He also needs to contribute to the board properly. Randomly dropping some blog post on us and disappearing is socially ignorant.

Fuck sake cunts

Several hours of driving ahead and my fucking radio has carked it

Shire help me it's an old Sony thing that randomly dies sometimes

>>285176

You have a loose connector on the flux condensor

>>285176

Probably a bad connection, try hitting it.

>>285179

>still no pegs

>>285181

hobo can help with that.

>>285182

So can Rebecca

>>285183

>ywn get pChicken Perioded by rebecca

Going to wash my scrotes.

Have a listen to this Webby, in particular, the bass from about 4:00. There are some really cool things like this that make jazz worthwhile.

>>285142

>idling

We have a word for that in English too:

https://www.lexico.com/en/definition/loiter

>tfw not being able to listen to Webby.

>>285187

Idling sounds better tbh

>tfw no sensitive info that will make Rebecca release her axle for you

>>285190

Are you on your period again?

>>285192

no i got mine Thursday night when i was on the toilet for 12 hours straight

>>285193

that's a long wank

>>285194

How does he sustain it for that long?

>>285195

He thinks about white dogs to stop himself cumming and then goes back to thinking about that prime unna before he goes flaccid.

>>285195

drugs

>>285185

I'm familiar with that piece.

That's actually mostly structured though and has no tooters so it's not bad.

>TFW ANGRY

>tfw impressed

>>285202

Police are also alleged to have raided a suburban Dominos store looking for garlic bread receipts.

Last time I posted this chick someone jokingly said he would prefer if she was performing naked. I forgot to go back and mention she did a nude photoshoot under her real name Beatrice Martin.

>>285205

That was me.

>>285154

If anything happens to /ausneets/ we're to meet up at the neet compound. The passphrase is 'Dan sent me'

>>285198

welcome home, nofun-neet

>>285142

welcome back, hue-neet. Now fuck off

>>285206

She shouldn't perform naked now.

>>285208

dayuum…it was only a 48 inch tv? That should not have been a difficult lift.

>>285209

Yeah, bit disappointing. I still love her music though.

>>285210

I don't believe that's the TV in question.

>>285211

>>285211

She's not ugly or anything, just ordinary with shit tattoos.

>>285199

Yeah, the nasal brass tone is often very visceral and shit.

While washing my doodle and thinking about you, this come on. It's one of the things that really changed how I view what music is.

>>285206

Hello Beatrice.

>>285214

Yeah, I'd still fuck her silly.

>>285116

and they say neets lack ambition

>>285109

"it could but I doubt it" is still a reasonably worrying prospect

>>285219

Did Tarrant ever post here?

>tfw probably shitposted with him back on /aus/

>>285220

Even if he did, it doesn’t matter.

We’ve never discussed that sort of act. We’re not complicit.

>>285220

pol types like that tend to sperg out at us and never come back. It was less so on /aus/ but I doubt someone as extreme as him would be able to handle a group where reeeing about politics isn't the main pasttime.

>>285220

You caused this. He could've lived out his days happily snorkeling with whales on the coast but no, you had to push.

>>285222

/ausneets/ is a board of frenliness

no nonfren posts!

>>285227

are you the neet that is trying to be autistic?

>>285230

NK is our greatest defence against bad neets

>>285231

hold still while glass (You)

>>285233

that was exactly my point

>>285234

keep going

Fucking shit up.

Ah, I also missed HJ's breakky time.

>>285241

I am having this morning off. Then getting fast food and easing slowly into the next week.

>>285242

I missed it yesterday too because I was slow. I'm going to find a take away place and get a Chicken Period and bacon roll. Probably cheaper that HJ's anyway.

>>285241

oh come on sundays are for home cooked bacon Chicken Periods and toast no HJ's

>>285240

don't forget /train/

>>285231

>>285234

>>285238

>>285239

>>285246

but seriously i hope you get V& one day

Got a Cornish pasty and a custard tart

ever bodies eating food and im trying to lose weight. its getting hard NEETs.

>>285256

dang you made me hungry … off to make a fancy coffee and lunch

>>285257

is that so you get less water in their already watered down coke ?

>>285258

I burn a lot of the calories during the week.

>>285259

>is that so you get less water in their already watered down coke ?

Yes it is. The machine at my local Maccas fills the drinks so they don't under fill it when you request it. When people fill the drinks they purposefully under fill the drink to 'make up for the ice', while the machine keeps it pretty close to the top without ice.

I got a large twister meal and 10 nuggets. They only had 9 nuggets so the girl gave me a tendie.

I got 8 bottles of bourbon and ginger beer.

I'm going to try and go back to teh gym tomorrow before breakfast.

>>285262

There have been several occasions when i have been to HJ and ordered just a Smoky BBQ angus burger by itself and bought in my own cold can of coke. It certainly makes a statement

>>285258

its not what you put in its what you take out…

with all the cycling i do i would be fit as fuck if it wasnt for all the calories in 2L of goon :/

>>285264

>It certainly makes a statement

Why not just order a small meal and keep refilling the small drink? I can easily do that four times or more.

>>285265

>if it wasnt for all the calories in 2L of goon :/

You're a goon machine that needs the goon.

>>285264

> It certainly makes a statement

The minimum serf teen behind the counter doesn't give a shit mate.

A guy pulled up next to me playing in the end full blast.

Internetting has ruined me.

>>285263

NEETgod is pleased with you.

>>285258

Your suffering is getting me hard

>>285259

I don't think you'd want to drink it if they didn't water it down

>>285272

I think a few NEETs would love pouring sugar syrup down their neck holes.

>>285265

>its not what you put in its what you take out…

there is evidence that weight loss is 80% diet

>>285275

20% doing a big poo

>>285258

I didn't even eat yesterday. Luckily I went to church service today and got some morning tea. When I moved to the south eastern suburbs near the start of the year I weighed 87kg, now I weigh 65kg

>>285279

You must be saving a fair chunk of your serf, given you get free food all week.

>>285281

Yes, I also salary package some of the serf for rent

>>285252

How was the Cornish pasty?

>>285282

Do you work for a non-profit health care provider?

>>285285

Everyone is for profit nowadays

>>285282

Wasn't aware you could do that for things like rent or mortgage. There's no associated FBT?

>>285287

I don't know what FBT is, this is my first job it's all new to me

>>285288

fringe benefits tax

>>285286

Non-profit companies get $15k for their employees to salary package and for profit companies allow employees $2k for salary packaging. I didn't think the $2k salary packaging is really worth it as they add in all their fees.

>>285287

>There's no associated FBT?

Any personal expense can be salary packaged. Even Credit Cards but you need to provide the company with statements and they must pay it directly to the account. Not the card you can you use.

>>285288

Fringe Benefits Tax is a way of paying less tax but if you have HECs it will increase your repayments or you will get a bigger tax bill if you neglect this obligation

https://www.remunerator.com.au/salary-packaging/benefits/home-rental-repayments

>>285268

no man it was the NPC customers… they looked at me like i was braking the LAW

>>285292

Do you bring out a whip and lash the ground before announcing you were the law?

>>285291

>Public Health - $9,010 each FBT Year

That is still pretty decent amount for him.

>>285294

Yeah, that plus the free meals makes his 50k job the equivalent of one quite a bit higher.

>>285289

>>285290

>>285294

>>285295

I'm still confused by this FBT, I'm going to need to read into it more

>>285284

Cheap. Got both for $5.

>>285296

Your work bean counters won't let you exceed the nominal limits.

FBT exists to stop rich cunts using their entire pre-tax salary to buy shit.

https://softserve.8ch.net/azvn/imagefetch/zvqw/37133

Are the adds user specific?

Jesus, that hair. I would fuck her silly.

>>285299

I don't think so. I've seen all of those on my phone (workstations use an adblocker) and I'm not into any of that shit.

>>285296

I used to say that, now I just avoid the question and never pay tax. They'll come to you when they're ready.

>>285300

blond hair, black caterpillar eyebrows

>>285296

FBT means you pay less tax. If you earn $50k then salary sacrifice $9k up to the limit, your tax bill is $41k. But if you have HECs your income will be assessed at $59k and you need to pay more back. BUT the amount less tax you are paying should make up the difference in the more tax you pay. It is very confusing… and why the calculators make sense. Best to find out the provider your employer is using and read their website.

>>285298

>FBT exists to stop rich cunts using their entire pre-tax salary to buy shit.

I thought it was because the government recognises that some workers in certain sectors are underpaid. Non for profit company cannot pay their employees as much as a for profit company. The FBT attempts to level out the field by recognising this fact instead of giving everyone a tax break.

>>285302

>They'll come to you when they're ready.

Livin' dangerously.

>>285294

>>285304

I looked at my salary packing details, and my annual amount that I am packaging for rent is $10,648.04

>>285304

>your tax bill is $41k

Sorry, your assessable tax bill is $41k

>>285305

You're on the right track, but FBT is the penalty you pay once you've salary sacrificed past those industry thresholds.

Basically salary sacrificing is the break the government gives you, FBT is the penalty for abusing it.

>>285307

Don't worry about it. We shouldn't have burdened you with this information.

>>285309

>FBT is the penalty for abusing it.

One day I will understand it…

>>285310

It's okay I understand the basics of it, just not to the extent that the more executive-brained NEETs understand it

>>285133

Wanked goon

>>285315

Shouldn't it be a wanked meth?

>>285144

Idk people want new tyres and bike shops cant sell used ones, The tubes had punctures but i just patch them and there good as new. $30 tubes and $60 tyres. Shits expensive.

>>285318

When I was a boy daddybot put puncture proof tubes in my bike. Never needed to pump them up either. I don’t know why adults don’t do this.

I think I saved $44.8 last pay period, taking into consideration HECS fees. Assuming that I paid HECS fees before salary packaging it would be $132.8 that I saved per pay period

>>285317

Amphetamined wank

>>285318

on road bikes people wear the back tire quick and then usually upgrade to 2 totally different FASTER tires leaving the shop to chuck the front ….. that was a good score

and bike shops sell tubes… they dont patch them ever

>>285319

no tube is puncture proof and the goo dry outs occasionally

>I don’t know why adults don’t do this.

because they are heavy and slow

>>285320

If you see a tax agent once in a couple of weeks when you get your group certificate they should be able to explain it all. You can claim the visit on your tax return the following year.

>>285322

What are your thoughts on hybrid bicycles?

>>285322

They weren’t slow. I had an analogue Speedo mounted on the handle bars and could do like 40 km/h. I was about 6 and it was a 16” single gear bike with pedal brake.

>>285324

the older ones are usually all horrible bikes with terrible wheels and components… boomer bikes

a flat bar road bike or a mountain bike with skinny tires are a much better choice

are you looking at one for commuting ?

>>285320

> Assuming that I paid HECS fees before salary packaging

HECS is paid as part of your tax paid I found out recently.

>it would be $132.8 that I saved per pay period

It is worth it over the long term. I like how I can save a lot of my pay and live on the amount I salary sacrifice I live at home. It pushes me to stick to a set budget.

>>285325

The pedal brake was great for doing skids

>>285322

True, yeah was pretty good score for slicks, Got a set of brand new continental gatorskins once, Plus couple of days ago i got 4 tubes with no punctures. I haven't bought a tube or tyre in 2 years.

>>285248

but seriously i was on /freecandy/ the day the *ahem* Rebecca appeared i saw it all real time as it happned. I was fucking spooked. I didnt anonymous in it and it took me a good month until i v& back

>>285316

craig is UNNA, Dan is a white cunt

>>285332

Dan is a potatoe nigger.

>>285336

kek, my image was just an ancient image I download off another chan long ago.

>>285337

now thats a proper bike, not like the garbage ones around today with their bloody air shocks and shit

>>285340

>today with their bloody air shocks

So it's not a real bike unless you can feel your body really jolt when hitting a pothole at speed?

Do you guys just do your tax return on the ATO site? That's what I've always done

>>285329

ha everytime i have raided a bike shop bin when i got an emergency flat i never got lucky once

>>285341

You avoid the pothole.

>>285343

Yeah i'll admit its very rare, Lots of them cut the tubes aswell. I got a giant SR-2 rear wheel out a bin in midland and fixed it. Now its my main wheel set.

>thinking about shire lifting me off the ground while hugging me

>>285341

exactly, you young fellas need to toughen up, fuck back in my day I had to ride my old Malvern Star 30 miles on an old gravel road covered in potholes to get to school

I smell of damp washing

>>285347

You need an airing rack

>>285344

good stuff. advice: if you ever find anything carbon fiber in the bin do not take it despite the temptation. you will die

>>285345

You are worse than me…

>>285347

if you wank on your clothes the odours will cancel each other out

>>285354

you need natural boong odour for that one