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I raped my mum

>>285745

Is daddybot next?

Ordered a cheese burger and a mcmuffin

Clean living is going well overall.

I still struggle at night time though, that's when the demons come out and haunt me with my past.

Maybe I should start waking up real early.

Also like the retard I am I didn't realise I just had my last 2 Seroquel, another chore for tomorrow

>>285746

He was raping mum with me, now that we're done with her there's no one left to rape but ourselves

>>285751

Eat it

Feeling the tunes tonight, getting buck on some alien rap.

>>285752

I did I'm still hungry

>>285754

Eat some real food, maccas is shit and expensive.

>>285748

What time do you have your seroquel at usually?

Back to work tomorrow. Night Night NEETs.

>>285757

Goodnight

>>285755

I'm going to make a toasted cheese sandwich tomorrow

I saw a native Australian man wanking a disabled man's poo on the train today, it was

HOT

Good morning neets! Time to get at it. Up early all the time because of insomnia! Considering a submariner sleep schedule attempt of 6 hours sleep, 11 hours study, 1 hour exercise, repeat.

Project Autism Update #1

Configured my machine and compiled programming learning sites.

Completed a few basic programming exercises.

Learned about graph theory and the autist Leonard Euler.

Put in about 8 hours. Started getting a headache and stopped for the day. Withdrawal? Eye strain? I don't know.

Aiming for 12+ hours today.

-Continue to learn graph theory + plotting in Python.

-Complete a "lab" whatever the hell that is.

- Complete 1+ interview type coding problems/challenges on a separate site.

- Read through and do problems in 1 chapter of the statistics book.

Clean living indeed!

whats an oatie

>>285762

Goon substitute

Having a ham, cheese and tomato croissant for breakfast. I prefer it in a sandwich.

>>285756

One hour before I plan to sleep usually.

50mg knocked me out last night. The night before 75mg did fuck all. That's why I hate this drug.

>>285761

I think I'll reinstall arch on my machine today after I make everything sfw. I'm a little fed up with debian as of late.

Might reinstall the windows partition for the hell of it too, then I'll start a php project.

Getting a maccas breaky

>>285766

I have mint. Not much exp. with linux yet.

Started the day with a poo. The weekend’s eating and drinking has done a number of my insides.

This will become a thing if you don't show Cindy, Shire.

>>285773

We are your family now.

>Got to Work Late

>Then got told I was rostered on for the late shit

>But still got into shit because I came late to a shift that I wasn't on for

wew

>>285773

where you at NEET boy

>>285775

Sounds like a FUN place to SERF

>>285771

You leave Shire and Cindy alone, you big butthead.

>>285777

nice digits but it's fine

I'm only there for another 2 months before I get fired, and after that I'll start uni or someshit

>>285779

>I'm only there for another 2 months before I get fired

How do you know this?

>>285780

because they told me, I'm an apprentice

>>285781

and you didn't immediately go to Fair Work or the apprentice ombudsman thingo with this information?

>>285782

My apprenticeship will end and they have no obligation to keep me on as a full time, also I don't want to stay since I'm shit at the job

I squatted 97.5 kg yesterday. Hoping to hit 100kg tomorrow. My bench is lagging a little bit (only at 60kg), and is slow to progress. Do you have any advice? I've started smashing push ups on my off days.

>>285783

What is the job?

>>285784

Are you arching your back and engaging your lats when benching?

>>285770

the internet was a terrible mistake

>>285787

u dont want ur neg hole pozzed?

>>285784

If you are willing to read the 200 pages closely, Starting Strength by Mark Rippetoe is the best technique advice there is.

Don't saw through your rotator cuff on the bench by abducting the shoulders and creating too much space between body and elbows.

>>285788

I do not

>>285791

weird how no roads were added in 75 years

>>285786

Yeah, I think my upper body is just weak relative to my lower body.

>>285789

Yeah, cheers. I've been meaning to read it.

>>285791

>getting hot thinking about shire again

oh Cindi caliente

Packing up all the ex-missos clothing and shoes

Painful. They still smell like her.

The double espresso has kicked in bros.

>>285796

Give it to salvos

>>285797

I am not allowed to have "double espresso" anymore cause they say I have a caffeine addiction.

>>285796

You can do it mate!

>>285796

Put them on and post sexc pictures for us

>>285798

who says this?

Just have one anyways you fucking boong

>>285802

Not allowed to. Caffeine makes me happy. I need depression and pain to motivate me.

>>285803

That's retarded, who the fuck is telling you this, tell them to fuck off

>>285804

It is in the teachings of Julius Caesar. Too much comfort effeminates the mind. I get harsh caffeine withdrawal. It gives me an edge.

>>285805

What have you done so far

>>285806

wanked and farted

>>285806

today? learned about simple breadth first and depth first search algorithms and built a greedy search algorithm.

Is the Centrelink app not working for anyone else? The cunt of a thing just keeps processing and nothing happens.

I was at the house to see if the p trap was fixed and if the smell was gone, it started leaking again and the smell is back. Had a chat with the neighbour and her friends were there and that's when things got scary.

They're all churchies and one of them said he was a plumber, he was dressed in this weird outfit (said he was supposed to be chuck norris, looked nothing like chuck norris) and started talking about how he used to be a junkie and church saved him, freaked me the fuck out and I made an excuse to leave. He offered to help me but he'd probably wanna get paid in NK's Big Boong Magic RAPE Pills UNNAes or something.

I'm sending an email to the RE tonight because my scanner was acting up on the weekend had to use the one at work for my documents I need for the email.

Shits fucked cuz

got a subway sammich for lunch

I really wish Subway hadn't messed with things a few months ago. They switched to coarse ground salt and pepper and started cutting their lettuce chunky and changed their cheese. I don't like changes like this.

>>285811

Have you tried shitting directly into the P trap to show it whose boss?

>>285811

Get one of those meth lab detection kits you can buy and swab the house. If it comes up positive they have to relocate you.

13 degrees today in Shitbourne, wondering about how Monk is going.

I fucking hate Egypt, lads

>>285817

Why?

>>285817

don't like pyramids?

>>285818

Why not?

>>285817

bunch of dirty sphynctas aye

>>285822

that's some nice lookin toasting right there

>>285761

Sounds like you've had a very productive day, congratulations

>>285766

100mg isn't working for me anymore

Anyone itt depressed?

>>285825

This guy is depressed he can't have a wank: https://www.news.com.au/national/queensland/news/man-loses-hands-in-work-accident/news-story/2b676ae4088fd8d56719891505667487

>>285814

My poo refuses to go in there

>>285815

If I swabbed myself with it I would get a positive reading

>>285826

He'll need a prosthetic hand for wanking now

Thinking about this vegan girl i used to know, she used to shit talk me in a cute way and give me hugs. She liked me because all the other cunts at the refuge we stayed at made rape jokes at her. Ahh memories

>>285829

he can apply for the NDIS to get a qt asian girl to wank him now

imagine the sheer power of a man shattering a boulder with a whip. incredible

>>285791

Yeah there wasn't much back then.

>>285834

I thought you had impression

I came very violently before and accidentally got it on some notes I took for uni. I don't know why it was so high pressure.

>>285838

How old?

what are you wearing today, shire?

>>285839

20

>>285840

At the moment jogger pants and a hoodie, before wagie uniform.

>>285841

Still young, nothing to be depressed about, happy bday.

>>285842

do you wear button up coveralls at work?

>>285843

Nope, pants and a polo shirt with company logo.

>>285844

Odd choice of uniform for dirty work.

>>285845

Pretty much the standard, maybe smaller independent shops still wear overalls.

>>285846

Webby wears a three piece suit when he gets under the commie.

>>285834

That looks too watery

>>285835

>tfw impressed

>>285846

What did Cindy say about the vocaroo?

>>285850

Didn't show her it.

>>285851

Wise

Don’t wanna open up this can of autism on her. There could be no going back.

>>285851

Chincheh miahni teso yobo

>>285853

Where dat?

>>285853

Albany?

>>285824

>100mg isn't working for me anymore

I was right on the money, it's time to go to 125mg.

How does one become a sparky Chad? Do I need to go to tafe? How do I even enrol in a tafe course? Can I just go straight to apprenticeship at some company and get my skills on the job?

My NEET brain can't figure any of this shit out and it seems like every site explaining it just wants to jew me and sell me their courses that I might not even need.

Off to banjer

>>285859

I dunno if they still have pre-apprentice courses at tafe, basically you'd do the first year at tafe then get hired by someone.

>>285857

I took an extra 100mg last night, got the job done

>>285861

Well the

>>285796

>They still smell like her.

I have shit that I kept from ex misso's from over a decade ago and that's what still gets me.

>>285853

been a while since I've seen a picture from you neeto

>>285864

fuck

>>285861

The tafe website doesn't mention pre apprenticeship it just says to enrol in cert 2 electrotechnology and by the time I finish I can get hired as an apprentice. But I can't find anything about cert 1 or pre apprenticeship and a different website said I'd need to do a pre apprenticeship which requires a trainee licence or something. I'll probably just call them and try to get a straight answer.

>>285817

Cleopatra was a whore

>>285811

Fill him full of NK's Big Boong Magic RAPE Pills UNNAes and let him tinker with your p trap.

>>285862

No one uses shitchute only your alt-blight buddys who you can larp and suckcocks with.

>>285832

Impressive. Let him in your p trap.

>>285835

that was fucking sick

>>285870

your taking about it!

>>285796

I'd tell you to have a wank but you probably already have

>>285851

Unimpressed.

Misso just said hello and some shit about how she's my misso.

It was all nice.

NEETgf club ruined.

>>285860

Fiddle her p string.

>>285876

S-sorry

>>285878

>seven neets

something is very wrong

>>285879

Save it. Just. I can't even.

>>285880

It was when NoFun rode the wind with us. Prior to his decent in to madness and the betrayal of our creed.

>>285881

It had the word cindy in it, that's not her name, how would I explain that? she really doesn't know much about this board, she watches her netflix shows and I browse the internet.

>>285878

first picture, second guy on left, thats me and I tell you what I was fucking spooked, took me a good month before I got back in the saddle again

>>285878

Far right guy looks a bit like Disco Craig

>>285884

Looks a bit like you're staring at the guy next to you mate

>>285885

>Looks a bit like you're staring at the guy next to you mate

to be fair he did have a big Bulge

>>285883

>how would I explain that?

tell her that we imagine she looks like cindy starfall at least some NEETs do. since she is a hafu i dont think she would look like it.

>>285886

I wonder which celebrity nameneet that is

Moved all my shit out of the flat

All but setup in my old man's shed

Absolutely fucking fuming and depressed at the state of my being.

My life savings aren't enough to afford oaties

Fuck this shit bros

>>285889

No matter how bad things get there will always be dumpsters to dive in

>>285889

Hit the racks and start dumpster diving

>>285889

Probably a good thing, the oaties will lead you back down the path of boongdom

>>285893

Eww yuppies

>>285883

Hmm. Yeah, ok.

That's what misso does too.

>>285889

ProteinNEET did the same for about a year. Stay away from meth. Good luck.

>>285899

gay is good

I need to get a better pass time than memery.

>>285899

gays are politicised

>>285902

take up knitting

>>285902

write a book

>>285902

have a wank

Wank a knitting book.

Got it.

>>285898

The wank cycle varies.

>>285900

Cutey.

>>285907

some knitting books do have qt girls on them

>>285908

exactly he could be knitting a wank book

>>285913

This is how I originally imagined Webby

>>285911

wank mask

once again managed to wash both my trackies at once

>>285916

hope you did your underpants as well m8

>>285917

settle down mummybot

>>285918

kek, that looks ok

Where have you gone, Dan Murphy

A nation turns its sober eyes to you

Woo, woo, woo

What's that you say, Mr. Cruisey

Dancin' Dan has left and gone away

Hey, hey, hey

Hey, hey, hey

>>285921

I never leave.

>>285918

You must save a lot of cash getting work meals.

Think I lost my last blister pack of Seroquel

Few qt's at placement today.

>>285921

Sometimes I miss Dancin' Dan.

>>285924

Did you lay on that thick NEET charm?

Lazy NEETs. I've been asleep for almost 2 hours and hardly any of you posted.

Sure Shire's probably having an argument with Cindy now that I've shamed him into playing that vocaroo to her and she's got questions about NEET bulges and why she's never heard about monaro but what about the rest of you?

>>285927

im lazy

>>285926

Not thick enough I'm sure. Gotta slowly ease on the NEET charm.

>>285927

I've been relaxing after a long day at the slavery

6 mini sausage rolls and a single party pie for tea. The box has been in the freezer for over a month and I can taste the smell of freezer ice.

>>285928

lazyNEET

>>285927

I have been watching Happy and I have been >>285858

>>285929

>Gotta slowly ease on the NEET charm.

Just spit on it and teach them what it's all about, full force.

>>285932

I watched a bit of that, only the first two episodes. I didn't think much of it tbh.

>>285927

I just finished work

Worked today for 12 hours

>>285935

What's your hourly rate?

You should go shopping.

Night time bike rides are the best, i ride best in cold weather.

>>285936

>What's your hourly rate?

Certainly not enough to be going shopping $25.66/h

>>285937

Do you have a hybrid bicycle?

>>285937

Take off your knickers to feel the whole effect.

>>285938

You need to eat, to live, to work for $25.66/h

>>285939

Road bike

>>285940 my Cunny has shriveled to pre roastie days

I was very >tfw unimpressed with my dinner.

>>285941

I do eat at work

>>285944

You need to eat at home

And I did have a cheese burger and mcmuffin last night

>>285942

That's because you can't get any hot NEET willy like you used to.

>>285946

That is not eating. I want you to weigh 75kg by spring.

>>285947

Fuck you! There is still 2 months on my use by date!

>>285949

No NEETs want to ravage your used up pudgy body in the Council Chambers like they used to, one after the other.

I'm getting wood just thinking about it. Ok one more time for old time's sake.

Gen's goes on day after day

Gimp masks torn in every way

So ferry 'cross the Webby

'Cause this NEET's the NEET I love

It's not really gay

>>285952

wank me

thinking about neet willy

>>285954

hot

I'm back from my lesson you mong boongs.

>>285956

what did you learn today?

>>285957

How to stretch gimp masks without tearing them.

>>285957

I learned that her other students aren't very good.

>>285957

We also worked on some scales and advanced rolls and shit.

>>285954

>thinking about shire's cock

>>285918

Do you get a say in what they put on your plate and how much, or does it just appear like that?

Mannequin NEET here, it's been a while…

How is everyone?

>>285964

Warm and cosy in Anita's arms.

>>285965

>tfw shire will never hold you in his powerful arms

>>285927

Cooking chicken on a camping stove next to my camp bed in dads shed

3rd world feel

>>285967

It's sorta like camping though. Not entirely bad.

Just stay off the piss, or I'll cut your bulge off

>>285967

Sounds kinda comfy, what condition is the shed in?

>>285967

fuck cunt, is it cold?

Where abouts are you

A while back I said about a support worker always calling and how she's now on part time rather than casual. I'm friends with her sort of, she knew my dad like 30 years ago. She called and said that my coworker's boyfriend thinks that I'm having an affair with her. The support worker called me up and said that the boss told her in confidence it. The boss and a different coworker went to the coworker with the boyfriend's house because she's going through some domestic shit and the support worker who calls me has been through it before, that's why they told her. Anyway, I don't give a fuck that she's in an abusive relationship, if she wants to leave it, good on her. I don't care. But, how the fuck did this cunt of a boyfriend find out about me? Why would I come up in conversation? There are no photo's of me. There's no reason why he would know of me other than some name.. unless she put that idea in his head. This same woman is pregnant with his kid, her fifth kid to five different men. He is a drop kick "ex"junkie who was in prison for years. He knocked her up while still on home detention with a bracelet on his leg. This cunt might now know where I live. Reeing a bit tbh.

>>285963

No I don't get a say, I choose from what extras there are, but I don't get to choose what is ordered

>>285971

>This same woman is pregnant with his kid, her fifth kid to five different men.

Run

>>285971

I'd say she's crazy and brought you up.

Them talking about all this shit behind your back at work is harassment to. Get them all fired.

>>285972

You need to fill out a suggestions form and say you want more meat and chips instead of veg.

>>285971

>This cunt might now know where I live

Fuck, that's pretty sketchy

>>285973

I'm not supposed to know. More to the point, out of everyone there, she is the least I communicate with. She never does any work and I have no time for her because of it. The only time she talks to me is to ask me to do piss easy jobs she gets because she's lazy.

>>285975

Myself and our quality officer are the only two who do work. We'd probably run smoother without them.

>>285978

Yeah, apparently he's a big meathead, six foot something add that to being just off of home d and a junky.

Not a good feel.

i fuck man ass

lube me up buttercup

>>285981

You can borrow my warhammer.

>>285984

I'll borrow your rifle.

>>285985

Funnily enough, my first firearm purchase was the result of a car accident and the woman's husband trying to be a Terry Toughcunt.

>>285986

I definitely know that feel.

I do not handle threats well.

If they are alive, they are forever a threat.

Hurting someone doesn't fix anything.

>>285988

I went to see a lawyer with my father in tow and laid out the facts. Said if they set foot on my property I'd kill them premptively. Lawyer realised I was serious and accompanied me to the cop show to kick off a restraining order against the guy.

>>285989

Lol you literally doxxed your self

>>285990

No, I just wanted the matter on record so their could be no lies or speculation afterward if shit went down.

The fact you have to furnish another driver with your license details at an accident is bullshit.

>>285989

Did he leave you alone from then on?

>>285991

That's a good point.

>>285969

It's not too bad. Multiple vehicles would fit on here. I'll be able to setup my desk pretty well. Shouldn't be here for too long anyway, couple months at most.

>>285970

It's cold as fuck, several layers on.

>>285992

Yeah cops dealt with it that night and that was the last I heard from them.

The gist of it was she was totally in the wrong and either my insurer or their own was pursuing them for money. Dickhead husband got it into his head that I got my insurer to somehow fix “other” damage to my car and blame it on them.

Good night friends.

>>285995

Good night

What the fuck is an oatie?

>>285997

>>285997

https://www.danmurphys.com.au/product/DM_916901/oettinger-pils-cans-500ml

>>285998

okay

>>285998

oettinger is nice.

>>286001

It is indeed, used to drink it all the time when I was in year 12 because it was cheap and came in the big 500ml cans as opposed to stubbies, anyway, going to bed now. Night Night NEETs.

Big boong wank

It's been so long that I'm even thinking about hooking up with another neet. It's not gay to rub one out together is it?

>>286004

It's only gay if there's consent

Some of you guys would remember me from a previous thread saying how my auntie caught me smoking in my room, well, the update is I got kicked out. Not because I did it again but when I had before assuming I was drunk I left some butts behind a suitcase in my room and there's a tiny hole in the carpet which was hidden by my bed, regardless I had to leave for a short while and I'm now living at my nans. It's not so bad I learned my lesson, I'm now just waiting till this share house becomes available and I'll be independent again

Morning NEETs, bit fresh outside.

Gonna be a long day fellas.

JUST smoked the fuck outta me last fag

>>286008

Morning.

Mornin cunnos

First night in the shed wasn't too bad.

>>286006

I couldn't imagine anything worse than living with my nan, she's ok but her dementia is real bad. What happened between you and your folks?

>>286011

You need to get back in the warehouse.

>>286011

>What happened between you and your folks?

Basically excessive drinking was the main reason I had to move out, I was a full blown drunkard (still am an alcoholic unfortunately) and it was worse having kids in the house seeing me stumble everywhere slurring my words and being a retard. There's other factors involved like procrastination/laziness, it just got to the point where they wanted me to man up and get my life in order. We still are on good terms though, I see them regularly and we talk on the phone it's just that they wanted to give me a little push into the real world

>>286006

You better obey your nans rules.

>>286011

>First night in the shed

How cold is it?

>>286013

It's good that you don't resent them for it.

I lived with my nan for a bit. That was when I first got put on seroquel. I was all sad and whatnot and my plan was to live there for a bit and get my shit together but I ended up just hiding in her granny flat all day talking to myself and getting angry then smoking dope after she went to bed.

The Autism Project Update #2:

Finished a few exercises, labs etc.

Studied DFS and BFS algos.

Built a buggy greedy algo.

Went through 1/2 chapter in stats book.

Only got about 10 hours in. Lots of eye twitching and ringing in the ears by the end of the day.

Didn't have coffee and started crashing at about the 8 hour mark. Caved and had coffee, but my efficiency was shit for the last 3 hours of the work day.

Plan for today

Aim 12+ hours

Back to 10+ cups of coffee per day because withdrawal lowered my efficiency.

Avoid non-progamming screen time to spare energy reserves

Fix up greedy algo

Write brute force algo

1+ general interview type practice coding exercises

1/2 chapter in stats book

Maybe watch some programming videos

>>286019

Hmm. Computers?

>>286021

Yes. Full effort in programming until I cant get a job. Depression makes me obsessive compulsive. Have phone interview lined up, so I need to be fast. Expect to gain autism in addition to coding skills.

until I can get a job

Good morning NOOTs!

>>286013

Basically me minus the kids in the house

Think it got down to 4c last night in the shed. Temp is basically the same as outside. Wasn't too cold in my sleeping bag.

Day 9.

Feeling very driven. Already back to the neetpad to do some final packing.

Get after it neets

>>286022

Ride the white autism to the coding nirvana.

>>286024

Morning.

>>286025

This is why Possum doesn't post here anymore.

>>286022

Don't forget some of the coding/CS basics: linked lists, recursion, etc.

>>286031

it's payweek so we wont be far away

>>286033

I get paid on the other week to you.

Mornning NEETOs

Sunny day in Brisbane. Max 24 degress. Went for a sick ride ride last night. Got plenty of sleep.. rugged in bed drinking some real orange juice i juiced yesterday… feelin pretty darn good :)

>>286035

Morning.

Extreme wank

Big boong piss

Morning neets. Feeling particularly empty and unmotivated this morning. Thinking I might get some popcorn and coke and stuff and spend the morning watching movies.

>>286041

that sounds comfy

>>286040

I legit have a real possum problem at my house. Its big house and there is a whole tribe of the fuckers that claimed it as theirs… they are on the roof …they are inside the roof sometimes making a huge sound… they have entered the house severaltimes and eaten bread / fruit…. they have raided the bins there is posssum shit everywhere out on the patio near the pool….

im going to fuck their shit up with a flame thrower and seal up roof and if they are inside i can trap them and then kill them some more

>>286032

Thanks mate! Don't think I have come across any linked lists yet.

>>286043

Get some huntsmans, and train them to attack animals.

Heeeeey we want some possum!

11 degrees today in Shitbourne, at the psych's this morning to get tested for autism, time to find out if I'm a certified sperg or not.

>>286047

adult autism tests are meant to be expensive as people use them in court to get out of all kinds of shit

my good friend has this ex from hell and a drawn out custody saga. The court ordered him to get an autism assesment … and the physiologists involved wanted 6000 dollars as it was being used in court !!

he eneded up getting it done and his prognosis… "he was officially unable to be tested for autism"

>>286043

ALWAYS WAS

ALWAYS WILL BE

>>286049

My niece was diagnosed as autistic yesterday. That cost about $3k I think.

>>286049

>>286051

>tfw too povo to become autistic

>>286050

lel .. i wouldnt mind them but they are galloping accross my fibro roof in my room at 3am waking me up …its fucking jarring

i had a nice family of possums in my shed at my parents place they didnt cause any trouble for decades …

these are nigger possums im dealing with

>>286051

yikes… how old is she ?

>>286053

my thoughts exactly …

>>286055

4 or 5.

>tfw it takes money to be autistic now a days

the world is becoming less and less NEET friendly by the day.

>>286056

oh thats young… slight tism or full tism ?

they really needed to test that in schools i know a few people that didnt realise the had the tism till their early 30's … LOL

>>286058

only eats beige food

spends hours making tessellating patterns

doesnt interract with other children

takes on a cat persona when interacting with people

>>286059

still shits her pants randomly

>>286059

>spends hours making tessellating patterns

coool

>takes on a cat persona when interacting with people

oh she's a furry … inoperable

Definitely going to have to wank with his feet now.

https://www.news.com.au/national/queensland/news/mushroom-farmer-fighting-for-his-life-after-losing-both-forearms-in-work-accident/news-story/ae8ed3d287b4bcca0ca7635a0b7eee67

>>286052

We basically have a roster, I might fiddle with formation but we'll be good

>>286063

> no cctv footage

> no liveleak

wierd how the cameras are only in china

>>286063

>wank with his feet

I don't think that's even anatomically possible. He may have to learn how to self suck.

>>286066

they should fashion one of his stumps into a fleshlight

>>286061

>furry

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/jun/17/accidental-cat-filter-appears-on-pakistan-officials-briefing?CMP=share_btn_tw

>>286065

Why would a farmer have cameras all over his farm, fucking hell have you even been out bush

>>286068

>All necessary actions had been taken to prevent further cat incidents in future

That is one of the greatest sentences ever constructed

>>286069

ah i thought it was a business not a farm and FFS yes my parents owned a farm… we terrorised the cows with spud guns

Since getting off the piss I've had very pleasant poos

>>286072

Cows are friends don't bully them

>>286072

Remember , 8ch is under police investigation, best not to get too candid about what you did to cows and backpackers at your farm.

>>286076

lel it was over 20 years ago and long since been sold

>>286075

cow tipping is the national pastime of country folk… should be an olympic sport

https://www.news.com.au/national/south-australia/rape-victim-speaks-about-laneway-ordeal/news-story/fa36885b720caf88d9249c1381f92c1f

women need to learn it isnt safe for a woman to walk around melbourne without a male escort.

>>286079

WTF they have CCTV and the hostel where he stayed and still cant find Jamal ? SLOPPY

>>286080

The cops are deliberately avoiding finding him.

>>286082

Can't have race stats on crime if you don't arrest the non-whites.

Real Estate agent called me today and sent an email, she said the plumber was supposed to call me two weeks ago (by her word) and I said I will need compensation for the past 3 weeks. She said she'll speak to the owner today about compensating me since the property was not in a state or cleanliness and repair (I quoted the agreement terms in my email.

Seems all that reading and studying paid off

>>286049

The uni is paying for it.

>tfw spent 90 minutes trying to work out what cables I need for my new amp and crossover, sucks not being able to concentrate

Fuck sake just got a message from mum saying she has to pick me up and take me to the doctors to get my injection (anti-psychotic). I haven't slept yet and when I don't sleep I get a bit loopy, way too paranoid/anxiety to go out in public today

>>286084

how much a week is your rent ?

>>286087

what nick name does everyone call that injection again ? i had a friend that was required to take that…

>>286089

Not a clue, I guess using it in short some could call it pali, or paliperi?

>>286090

cheeky nandos

>>286059

>beige food

Poo?

I don't enjoy the wanks, the wanks enjoy me.

>>286089

>>286090

i strangley think i remember him calling it a derro shot…

>>286093

not bad i just had cold left over roast lamb from the other night … i ate it raw with my bare hands… felt primordal .. tasted good

Neurofen give us a leg pic.

>>286098

Cant. Im just about to leave to go for a ride and Goonofen plussed

>>286093

eat da turkey

Just saw some junkies check my neighbours trailer for shit to steal, they didn't take anything. now im fantasising about bashing meth heads.

>>286088

220, most of the apartments/units in Perth go from 180-250 for an average place

>tfw impressed

>>286100

>doggo

Hey NEETs in your opinion what's more Nutricious ? Wicked wings or 24 Mc Nuggets ?

>>286107

Wicked wings

>>286110

i did gym and helped mummybot with some reupholstering.

>>286110

I went to woolies with my support worker to do some shopping

>>286112

Why can’t you shop on your own?

>>286113

anxiety

>>286110

I did a little bit of studying and then some cooking. My cooking is shit yet takes up so much time. Most of the day is gone, I'm tired and can't be bothered to do anything except nap, and I don't even know what I've done. I feel like I've been cheated out of the day.

>>286114

I don't like shopping either, particularly asking for help from staff, but the last thing I'd want is a support worker hanging around with me.

>>286116

It's obviously different for him mate, be nice.

Nice NEETs

>>286027

Good job m80!

>>286110

slaved for 8hrs

>Feelsgoodman.png

>>286120

Happy bday.

>>286104

>IKTF

>>286120

hope you had a good day m8

>>286121

>>286124

Thanks, it's another day and it's been okay. Existential angst has been ramping up though.

>>286125

>>286118

Sexy sexy Shire

>>286120

Happy birthday browneye breath

Masturbated excrement

I had to sit in a teleconference with a jew in Israel. He even looked a bit rat like.

>>286131

>browneye breath

Vile

>>286134

I called you sexy before that!

Esoteric

Ephermeral

>>286135