/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

(I'm the individual on the left if you didn't recognize me from the previous photos)

>>148243

What are you guys up to?

Anyone itt

>>148245

>>148244

I'm just going to sleep now, watching some ASMR roleplays again. Have a W.

wew

>>148246

>>148247

I wish you guys had gfs

>>148246

have you watched this ASMR

>>148242

Stop posting homoerotic images. The whole movie is just an allegory for being gay.

>>148242

>Brad Pitt

Wew, why do you let Angelina turn your kid into a tranny and make you adopt niggers

>tfw haven't achieved gf2017, gf2018 looks to be a lost cause and gf2019 doesn't look to great either

ded thread why

I'm here

>>148254

I wish you had a gf spergneet

>>148255

Thank you, I wish I did, but at the same time I don't. On one hand I wish I had one because well I guess that's human biology for you, on the other hand I see the crazy shit that some women do, such as Tahlia with Cheesey and I have second thoughts, Still the problem of me having near zero experience with women doesn't help, I've never had even a platonic relationship with a woman, and I'm socially awkward around men unless I've had something to drink, and even more so with women

>>148197

I am half asleep, I thought you ate your dog.

>>148199

Sweet dreams beloved NEET

>>148256

tfw virgin?

>>148257

golan heights is rightful syrian clay

>>148250

So is life if you think about it.

>>148258

I'm not a gook

>>148259

Yes, I'm KHV

>>148260

Correct

>>148257

Greater Israel is the only way to achieve peace in the Middle East.

>>148262

>I'm not a gook

They normally skewer, not batter.

STOP TOUCHING YOUR DICK

>>148265

lost my libido bro

>>148263

no israel would also do that

In my nap I had a dream, which is fairly rare these days,

I was in some third world shit hole with barefoot kids and roads half bitumenised. I can't remember what this family did or even who they were but they somehow pulled a gun on me and I think the guy holding the gun tripped and I picked it out of his hand.

So I shot the three adults, two men and a woman. It was really 'un-dramatic', it was a small pistol with fuck all recoil and nearly no blood splatter and the whole thing was very 'real'. They weren't good shots I missed once.

The next bit was a very strange feel, I left that area but then wanted to go back and try and find the kids, I think I was going to kill them as they saw who I was. Very strange feeling. Plus there was a lot of anxiety as I was walking past the scene and cops had just arrived.

Dreams are weird, I think I just had an out of body experience as brazilNEET.

>>148267

That makes it easier to stop >>148266

>>148268

No, those tribes have been killing each other long before Israel was there. They need someone to pull them in to line.,

Thinking of having some goon

>>148271

Greater Syria then?

>>148257

Fuck palestine. If the rest of us have to live under ZOG then so do they.

I fapped bros

It's time for the goon NEETs

After yesterday's violent cockroach attack I had the worst nightmare possible.

I dreamed it was somewhere in the 2030s and humanity started being attacked by something. We didn't know what it was, it could be an alien invasion, AIs that reached a singularity and then decided to wipe out humanity, just the jews at it again or even divine punishment. Everyone had a theory, nobody agreed on anything. But we were being attacked.

I believed it was an alien invasion so that's how i'll describe it.

We were being attacked by some sort of thing we referred to as "Ron". Short for "Ronald". "Ron" would suddenly appear in populated areas, you'd never see it coming, but "Ron" would stick out easily. This "Ron" I speak of was some sort of remote controlled shapeshifter whose default form was a young white man with short curly blonde hair in a suit, we gave it a stereotypical name.

It seems like Ron had some limitations, Ron definitely appeared out of nowhere, but it had some sort of preparation period after it did appear, and you'd never witness it coming. For all you knew, it somehow sneaked to the middle of a crowd of people while you blinked and while you stared at it the others sneaked in too. When you were being attacked by Ron it wasn't just one, we'd call them by the plural Rons. This was what made them uncanny, you'd see 1 of these Rons and that could be perfectly plausible, but suddenly you saw another, another and you were instantly surrounded by the exact same person, and they would all be aimlessly staring to the distance with that 1000-yard stare. If someone was alone and got attacked by Rons, they would be convinced they're insane, but Rons always attack populated areas in the day.

Ron also disappears soon after appearing, which was probably why it couldn't be prepared off sight before attacking. Whoever was attacking us was dying to give the Rons they put out as much time as possible to do their deed. If many of them got destroyed or killed while being prepared in the middle of their targets that were well capable of reacting, then the attacker was fine with that, though. The worst thing about Ron was that it was easily defeated by an armed force, but armed forces couldn't be everywhere, if you repelled their attack they would still kill many of your guys, you'd not find the one controlling them and they'd attack again later. Many people would survive Ron attacks and despite their extreme trauma describe very well how Rons were, which led to widespread knowledge on their behavior. Until later in the dream I was never attacked by a Ron, but I knew very well how they were like from PSAs and discussion boards.

Because Ron was a shapeshifter that was nearly human it led to paranoia because "maybe there are Rons of different appearences among us". One characteristic Ron had was that its internal organs were silvery and it didn't bleed. Which at first led to people poking each other with needles to check if they're human, but nobody ever caught any Ron, until the first few prisons got attacked. When prisons started being attacked military scientists had the idea of using prisoners as guinea pigs for Ron attacks. The experiment was simple, prison guards would all be replaced by heavily armed soldiers, and the prison would function as usual. As a heavily populated area, the prison would naturally attract a Ron attack, and from then on the soldiers would try different things on the Rons before they disappeared. One thing that was at some point discovered was that Ron did bleed, but only if you expected it to. It was a measure for blending in. If you gave Ron a very light wound, then it would bleed a little, if you cut it in half, it wouldn't bleed at all. It means poking people with needles didn't detect Rons. They tried to hide this knowledge to prevent public hysteria, but it leaked, and soon people were cutting each other's bellies open to see whether the organs were silver. Ron was certainly among us, a different form of Ron that could last indefinitely and had human appearence, but it was among us.

Goon night all

In the 2030s there was a new sort of weapon perfect for urban combat and dealing with Ron attacks. It was a wheelchair with a cannon and a machine gun. It could move very fast, it was very agile and you could lift its seat up to 5 meters high. It could also store things inside the lifted seat. Generally a first time user would think driving around in a military wheelchair that's 2 meters high is ridiculous and they'd maybe lift the seat 20 centimeters to store ammunition there, but everyone who had been attacked by a Ron was begging to run around with the thing fully extended and absolutely loaded with cannon shells. Because 2030s society had made the transition to "wheelchair-friendly", it was only logical that a wheelchair weapon would be built, it was capable of supplying the need of an indoors tank. I was a soldier who used this weapon, I was stationed in a hospital. I'd hang out in front of the hospital with the cannon loaded looking around to see if I spotted a Ron so that I could be aware of a Ron attack as soon as possible and attack them in their vulnerable preparatory state.

One day the hospital got attacked by Rons. Someone screamed and I instantly drove my wheelchair tank into the hospital, there was a Ron in a waiting line staring into the wall. Everyone in the waiting line was staring ahead, to the attendant woman, but the Ron was staring to the side and into a wall. Everyone panicked and started running around, but the first Ron was standing still where the line was staring at the wall. I shot it with an AP shell and its high caliber split the Ron in 2. Ron doesn't bleed or feel pain, but it seems like it dies the same way a human does except none of its organs are vital, so I presumed that split in half it would die, and I was right. Because none of a Ron's organs were vital and it didn't bleed, the only way to kill a Ron was to cause it so much violence it simply died, which was generally done with AP shells, canister shots, explosive shells, explosives or just a load of bullets.

After I killed the first Ron, I started driving around to find more. Behind a corner was a Ron, I saw just its arm. Because Rons had a stereotypical outfit, nobody would wear it, I saw an arm wearing a tuxedo poking from behind a corner. I drove around the corner and as expected a Ron was staring into nothingness. I killed that one with my machine gun. I looked out of the window and there were multiple Rons in an open park inside the hospital where patients would get sunlight and spend some time outside. That was when the next phase of a Ron attack began.

After Rons were "loaded" enough, they would start walking around aimlessly. More and more would appear and those would start loading too, but this was when the first Rons that appeared could already move. Even their choice of movement was uncanny, some Rons would walk back and forth along hallways, others would walk back and forth across hallways. There were Rons that would simply wander around wherever they are and Rons who would walk right against a wall, as if the wall wasn't there and they were trying to walk through it. I killed a few, and the next phase of the attack began.

In this phase the Rons who survived until they loaded to this point would stop walking and start running, they'd run straight at people. Because Rons have no regard for themselves although their habilities were human level they weren't afraid to use them. A person wouldn't run at fullspeed into another like a retard, but Rons did, and it hurt a lot. That was when they started hurting people, and if you got unlucky after a Ron body slammed into you another that is darting for a different person would step on your head.

This was usually when more Rons stopped appearing, but by then you were already surrounded by a great host of them. At this point, the huge mess Rons were causing as usual called in for reinforcements. It seems like Rons always appear around their targets, so you can't just evacuate people, because after you evacuated them the Rons would just appear among the people you evacuated anyway and you accomplished nothing but move the attack. Escape was never an option, in a Ron attack you could only hope to survive.

It seems like in this situation the natural reaction of people was to form a very tightly packed crowd so that Rons couldn't appear among them due to lack of space, and if the people attacked were specially intelligent they would after doing this surround themselves with objects so the ones at the edges wouldn't be attacked. That rarely happened, usually people would compete to be in the middle of the mass and constantly try to push each other to the corner where they would be in danger of being ran into by a Ron.

Usually during this phase, which was also commonly when a response team was already in the area, the Rons would get more and more intelligent until a new phase happened. Rons would stop running straight at a person to bodyslam them, and they'd have apparently human intellect and start applying real tactics. They didn't speak although it was presumed they could, they didn't have anything you'd call a personality which still left them uncanny, but they would start fighting people with punches and kicks and they would work in teams to do it. They would beat everyone they could get close to to death.

When they had enough of it, the very last phase would happen. Some Rons would start shapeshifting into different appearances, some Rons would go invisible, and they'd all start disappearing one by one. Rons would shapeshift into the most common of people, from old ladies to children, and they'd do such scary things as join the crowds. It was hard to tell who was a Ron at this point. Rons were still to an extent emotionless, not fully so, but enough. It was hard to tell if someone was just resolute, scared out of their mind to the point they were so shaken they were immobile or a Ron, but it was possible. The last phase was the most deadly one because you didn't know who was a Ron and who wasn't, and it could be that the Ron was just invisible and you'd suddenly start being punched out of nowhere. A lot of the soldiers would accidentally kill people or they'd be indifferent to the slaughter of actual humans only minding their own survival, a lot of them would get killed by invisible Rons, and to sum it up it was all a huge mess.

Somewhere around the end of the Ron attack I woke up.

>>148269

Great story

>>148278

Terrible story, try again

>>148279

Night

Watched some shit movies about niggers while getting gooned, but now it's time for bed. Night Night NEETs

>>148287

>Watched some shit movies about niggers while getting gooned

You either die young or live long enough to become the boomer.

Morning boys, warm day today. I redownloaded Sims 4 for the 3rd time. I realized I've been playing it wrong this entire time. You have to be the biggest asshole on the face of the planet in order to have fun, instead of trying to mimic how you would live your own life in autistic detail.

>>148286

>new tendie tip idea

I felt like slapping it out her hand and punching her in her titty.

>>148290

Morningu.

Well that's how most people live their real life.

>>148290

Morning m8

wakey wakey hands off snakey

Morning neets, 36 minutes without binge drinking. Going good so far.

>>148290

Are there any decent porn mods for sims 4?

>>148285

Don't just wish wistfully for stuff. Get a copy of keras and start building a self-improving AI. Be the change you want to see in the world.

>>148286

eww, what?

>>148298

Good morning my friend.

I have never seen one of those flowers in person.

>>148295

>>148294

>>148293

>>148292

>>148291

>>148290

Morning gang.

tfw you just realised you could copy another NEET's good morning reply links instead of doing your own

>>148302

>>148300

Morning

>>148301

I've seen them a couple of times but it was very long ago and I didn't really get why I was being shown them.

>>148302

That takes the fun out of it.

>>148304

We will set out to find some one day. A quest.

>>148308

They don't grow near us, that sounds like a worthy quest.

>>148307

Where to download this game, I don't think you are playing the dos version.

Time to peruse the merchandise.

>>148311

Do not handle the goods please.

>>148311

Too early for Negro Sex Music.

>>148302

an even easier way is this.

>>148302

Good morning NEET and all the NEETs he replied to.

>>148269

>>148278

>>148280

>>148281

You guys' dreams are nuts man, I never have such a coherent narrative. This morning I dreamt that I was skulking around in the middle of the night in some house that was a combination of a bunch of other houses I had been inside, and some instagram hoe spotted me and took a picture and put it on her account with some normalfag "wtf eggplant crylaughing 100 100 eggplant" style emoji commentary. So nect thing I know is I'm pretending to be some indian called Prajeet Stinkoor on her page and spamming "penes vagene bobs" comments, but then I woke up laughing in the middle of the night at that name

>>148310

http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/

Available for windows, mac and linux. Requires a CPU with good single thread performance and copious amounts of terminal autism.

>>148317

Good morning Karen.

>>148315

brazilNEET has crazy good dream recall, I wouldn't say it is the norm.

I dreamed that I woke up and there was a dark figure at the foot of my bed. I gave it a kick and it fell onto me and turned into stuffed animals. I was sure I was awake and hallucinating so I went to the bathroom to piss and when I came back there was a bunch of trash on my bed. then I got mad and started throwing it off and layed back down. Then I actually woke up and had to piss again. Was very weird.

>>148316

Got it, thanks. This might take me a while to learn.

>>148317

morning karen

>>148312

I ran out of the store because I didn't want to pay for it.

>>148317

Hey baby

>>148320

You browse it you arouse it

To the wagery NEETs, take care of each other today.

Thank you for last night, I was very much >tfw compressed by the end of the council meeting.

>>148323

Have a good day mate. See you when you get back.

I woke up sore from the council meeting but it was a good kind of sore.

gunt gape

>>148325

fupa fissure

backyardigan cardigan

unemployed mob

the ignored effigy and the writings on the wall

dead foreign NEETs

abbo nipple fuck

24 degrees today in Shitbourne, no clue what I'm going to do today

I'm feeling pretty stressed, NEETs.

I'll spend this afternoon working on an assignment but I'll really need something to relieve the tension tonight. The original plan was to start drinking at 5PM but last night I had an okay sleep without any booze so I think I'll try that again. Maybe a relaxing workout session is in order. Any suggestions?

>>148332

I liked that Ron story. Are your dreams usually so linear and lucid?

>>148334

Yes, almost all my dreams are very complex. But dreaming at all partially depends on how exactly one sleeps which varies a lot for me, so I don't always dream.

>>148335

How's the relationship with your parents at the moment?

>>148334

A nice walk and then a workout session are much better ideas than booze. Maybe some sober socialising too? Even if it is just with family.

>>148336

Well they only talk to me to ask me to solve something they can't solve or be a bother and I avoid them as much as I can.

>>148334

go for workout and a walk after mate

>>148340

Kegels?

>>148341

Poor sod has convinced himself wanking is exercise.

>>148344

A clean Penis is a happy Penis

>>148343

>>148344

LOL, I wonder how he got caught.

they slipped in some zappos with my mesh coils

>>148347

what's a zappo?

>>148349

oh ok. i thought it was something cool like drugs or stun guns

>>148346

It's clearly stated in the article how he got caught, downy.

>>148351

rude

>>148354

Fuck sorry to hear about that man

>>148356

you are head and shoulders above every sperg who has never approached a woman because they are too scared

>>148355

ty

>>148356

No one said gf2018 would be easy

>>148356

>>148358

Mate, >>148357 hit the nail on the hammer, you're streets ahead of myself or other guys on the gen who don't approach women

>>148356

>>148354

At least you tried. It doesn't sound as bad as you think it is.

Dan is not the answer. You need to deal with it like a man.

>>148354

The pick up line wasn't too bad, at least to me. Seemed pretty alright. Plus you were just asking her out for a drink not to fuck her mom before her eyes so it shouldn't have been that awkward for her. You'll make it though NEET, we all will.

fat stinky boong

large breasted older aboriginal woman

Oh and about the mutant cockroach from yesterday.

I found cockroach vomit on a corner of my table, and something gnawed on my earbuds. They're earbuds so they always have earwax residue, I think it was the cockroach that tried to eat the earwax but also bit off some silicon from the buds.

It's definitely a diseased cockroach. The piece of shit bit my finger, ate my earbuds and vomited on the table.

Send help.

>>148354

Soul crushing. For some of us, rape is the only way.

>>148366

>The piece of shit bit my finger

What the fuck? I've never heard of cockroaches biting people before. I had a massive roach infestation once and the only saving grace I thought I had was "at least they don't bite haha". They were fucking huge too almost the size of mice. Then actual mice came to eat the roaches, then fat fuckin' rats came to eat the mice, and then a spawn of Hell sized python started slithering around and almost ate my doggo. Decided it was time to get the fuck out and not even bother moving the shitty old furniture out. Just left everything the way it was. Still have no regrets. Also the vines growing upside the house did us no favors either.

>>148366

your earbuds are now covered in Cockroach eggs, I would burn them.

Watching a couple of Jewtubers streaming the hurricane. It's pretty comfy viewing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QA3rPY_1t88

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd8tFczD17A

what to get for tea tonight? preferably something not too unhealthy

>>148371

Chinese sounds good. Chicken chop suey.

I wish weber had a gf

>>148354

I commend your effort, m8.

What you said wasn't that bad.

Putting her on the spot for tonight instead of giving her some wiggle room might have worked better.

Neet King are you still keen to play fortnite tonight

>>148373

Don't hold your breath waiting, friend.

>>148377

Put that out of your mind. That can be corrected when the time comes if needed.

>>148371

Kebab

>>148371

I'm cooking an oven pie and fetching a small bag of chips before it's ready to come out.

>>148381

It's not legal for them to employ you seven days a week for weeks on end.

>>148382

I usually only work 4 days a week anyway

>>148383

Just don't burn yourself out trying to escape some other problem. Otherwise you'll have two problems.

>>148384

But then I can afford to drown both of them in alcohol

>>148343

You've got to commend him for both concocting and executing that plan so well. It shows that no matter what your dreams are there is a path towards them if you put in the time and the effort.

>>148385

Now you have three problems.

>>148380

What brand and flavour of both?

>>148388

It's a Four and Twenty Pepper Steak pie.

The chips will come from the local chicken shop that does good ones.

Dear SurveillanceNEET,

I am thankful the bed bugs did not bite. But my feet were cold last night and you didn't tuck me, that is disappointing..

>>148390

You expect too much, schizophrenianeet

>>148391

He was pretty accurate on my name amazingly, which was surprising. I do not disclose that information online.

>>148392

How many times must we tell you of our close watch on you, NEET?

>>148393

Beyond the guess of my name, all further information presented was vague.

>>148395

second choice

>>148389

I hope it all works out for you.

>>148396

It's the brand NK trusts.

>>148400

off

Dans calling me like a phone

Cruisey and the severely fertile missus

>>148409

the nigger of neetsexus

>>148412

Very nice. I like the look of those chips. Those are just the sort of fat chips I like.

>>148412

Nice presentation, those chippies need some dipping sauce tbh

>>148412

a true classic

>>148411

You should do something more fulfilling instead.

>>148416

squareneet

>>148416

like what cunt

>>148418

Something involving friends or family.

>>148420

Well done mate.

>>148420

Just need a certain asian qt now…

>>148423

Shes coming over tomorrow night.

>>148424

Sounds like she's using you for sex.

Fuck yes NEETs I'm feeling so positive tonight

Finally a friday night that actually means something.

Wagie party at my place

>>148426

You earned it.

>>148420

Where's the gf mate?

>>148425

I don't think it's just that, I really like her and she likes me, we are thinking about getting our own place eventually.

>>148430

I was joking matey.

How incompetent do you have to be to get fired from a job?

>>148429

She's at her parents place tonight, she's coming over tomorrow night.

>>148432

Government: There is no limit to incompetence.

Private: Not much.

>>148432

Depends on the job and the boss

>>148432

It depends on whether it relates to misconduct that is more immediate or whether it relates to performance. Also depends on if it is contract work or a full-time/part-time position.

>>148434

Thats worrying news. I might try to get a government job.

>>148437

what did you do?

>>148437

It all depends as the others have said.

I'm sure you're not incompetent.

>>148439

You would be surprised

>>148438

Junior accountant

>>148440

>Junior accountant

You did the Junior Accountant, or you are a junior accountant?

>>148411

I remember that feeling, enjoy ur weekend m8

>>148440

Junior?

>>148441

Sorry I miss read your question I am a junior accountant. What I did is in general fuck up things its hard to explain but my manager is getting annoyed.

>>148445

Tell him to have a wank

GOON GANG!

DAN GANG

DAY OF THE DAN

Dan loves NEETs and wagies unconditionally.

>>148451

As long as they don't try to get sober

Visiting the gun club tonight. Haven't been since mid June. Should only be mildly awkward.

>>148453

Have a nice time mate.

>>148455

Thanks mate. I shall try to.

5am and there's stale cum under my foreskin, time to rest.

Hopefully I dream about sniffing an elf again, that dream gave me enough will to live for an absurd amount of time, something like 3 minutes.

>>148454

rude!

>>148447

Where's harmonicaNEET?

>>148459

Grab your waifu and do-si-do

>>148453

I'm visiting the goon club tonight, if you catch my drift.

>>148463

A fine selection there.

>>148373

I wish Weber was an irl m8. I would tickle his big belly and we'd both laugh.

>>148463

chuck it down the sink and fill the cup with goon

>>148465

If it's any consolation, you made me belly laugh just then.

>>148463

A fine feast to kick off the Friday night NEETparty.

>>148412

You can tell those chips aren't any brand of frozen-cooked-in-oven kind. I hope you didn't use cutlery to eat that meal though. That would be very unna-Australian.

>>148433

>she's coming over tomorrow night

all over

>>148472

Living the dream neeto, hope your good mood stays for many days to come

>>148472

Have you had Pabst before?

>>148471

Cheeky, I really wish she was here tonight though.

>>148475

You need another gf for such nights

>>148472

I went into Dan's in my overalls since I don't have a uniform yet, I got quite a few looks.

>tfw too cold for beer

Someone post a link to the discord

>>148479

No newneets allowed

>>148430

What? You've been with her for like a month, no?

>>148478

Warm up with a goon

>>148482

I prefer my grapes unjuiced

>>148344

>>148343

lol

what a tripper

>>148484

I hope you didn't commit any traffic crimes

>>148484

sounds like a manic episode.

>>148479

https://discord.gg/gpV3DUm

>>148483

These grapes are also fermented

>>148354

>the whole vibe changed from fun to awkward and strained.

I am sorry NEET

It was a good pick up line though.

>>148368

Brazil is like an 80's horror movie.

>>148491

1985 to be exact

>>148381

You are now a man, my son.

>>148481

Yeah a month and a bit now.

>>148484

Enjoy your evening, don't get too wasted.

>>148392

The other one who speaks on your behalf did.

You should let him out more often, he may be abrupt and says things without thinking but he is very charismatic and has an allure that makes me want to know more.

>>148494

Seems a bit too soon to be discussing moving in together, no? Is she an Australian citizen?

>>148404

I haven't seen that one in a long time,

>>148410

>>148409

lewd

>>148496

That isn't very convincing.

Had an entire Domino's Pizza then a bit of chicken that mummybot cooked, might have some goon soon

>>148501

don't throw it all up

>>148497

She was born in Australia, maybe it's too early, I dunno, we get on really well together, she finishes uni in a few months, I have my own place here that she can move into but my parents own it and I would really like to get out on my own without their help.

>>148503

is she a gook?

>>148504

She is half gook half anglo

>>148468

You're a jolly old fella.

>>148500

The other guy would believe me.

>>>/spermlord/

>>148507

The other guy doesn't like your poor quality humour.

>>148508

absolutely degenerate

>>148508

Gross

>>148510

Have a beer

>>148513

Still another litre to go my friend.

>>148514

Pace yourself, don't waste a drop and enjoy the experience.

>>148515

I could really go for a cone tbh

>>148517

Having one myself

>>148518

Are you an aboriginal?

>>148518

Lucky cunt.

>>148516

Her Majesty would NOT approve

>>148521

S P O O K Y

>>148521

Horrifying.

I still prefer the tuner box skele

>>148525

*tuna

>>148521

If he was a meal would he be a snack for an executive?

>>148516

very artistic

>>148521

why are there multiple videos of people like this doing that dance?

>>148529

>>148528

>>148530

Are they skeles?

Anyone itt

>>148516

I wish you would help me get an Asian gf

>>148533

all the neets are out with their mates and girlfriends

>>148534

No can do, it's all down to fate/luck

It doesn't come much better than this lads.

>>148536

These mesh coils are tremendous

Definitely would recommend shirey

>>148533

>tfw waiting for NK update

>>148539

He might be depressed atm

>>148540

He said he was checking in with his psychologist and I trust Dr Dan, medicine man will be able to help him.

>>148538

I purchase some quad coils for my vape on monday, still haven't gotten them, I've seen the mesh ones, I will have to give them a go when these ones have burnt out.

Which suburb of Melbourne should I move to friends

>>148543

Hobart

It's all happening now, get in on it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xZICs4aYB0

>>148545

Some nice poojeetas there tbh

>>148547

poojetas are pretty exotic compared to gooks tbh

>>148547

>tfw no sex tape still

>>148549

The closest we'll ever get to a neet sex tape is that one neet who posted pictures of him fucking a hooker

>>148543

Move to St. Kilda, get that abo hooker gf

>>148550

What about my erotic fiction with the pooj

>>148550

Could that be the sex tape I am thinking of, was it a poojeta prositi?

>>148554

She was some kind of brown. A very large woman

>>148555 (checked)

The Boongka made me laugh

>>148556

May be that the mystic sex tape. The only problem was I remember it being described as very hot. Could that simply be a reference to the heat she was generating in the room?

carn dees

>>148558

Executives produce a lot of heat.

>>148508

>that 'ass' thread

>>148559

not keen on their meme bald beard player tbh

>>148557

I think that the absolute is a bit too high shelf for First Australians

>>148558

Sounds like a boong hooker

>>148564

Evening Jean

>>148564

Hey hotstuff how about ya take off those jeans for us aye

>>148564

Hello.

>>148566

are you a pajeet?

Well done BO, keep up the good work.

>>148569

What happened?

Still have a tab of LSZ left from a few months ago.

>>148570

Cleaning up the cancer is rigorous job.

>tfw not in the eye of a hurricane

>>148573

feels good, man

>>148565

>>148566

>>148567

Oh shit what did I miss?

>>148574

Feels supremely boring

>>148573

Hire a prositute and ask her to show you a hurricane.

>>148572

It is, keep at it

>>148575

Nothing at all, just BO doing a good job

>>148575

Some frenchman posted a grill

>>148565

>>148564

are you a girl?

do you think you could come to my house, and undress while making that heart sign and then kill me please?

>>148580

That was a proxy, he'll be back soon most likely. He's /ausNEETs/ John.

>>148582

Oh dear

Oh fuck not this spamming nigger again?

>>148582

At least John created entertaining content before he began the gradual slide into spamming inappropriate porn

>>148580

Not the infamous 3DPD menace!?

>>148585

What's a NEET lower than John than, as he's putting his name to shame?

>>148316

how tf do you play this? i got eaten by a wolf after 5 days trying to figure out how to dig a hole in the snow. 2 days of real time or 3 or 4 hours of playtime

look me in the EYE and tell me you love me

>>148589

Is he going to kill himself while driving?

>>148545

>Dandenong

That's the place I was with that family I went there with. It didn't seem that bad tbh

Unusually quite for a Friday night.

>>148592

I hope NK's alright…

>>148593

Maybe the cops finally caught him raping someone.

>>148594

Astra has rape technology that would help him escape. Like he is able to open the boot in such a way while driving that the person in there just rolls out. So it allows him to get away while the pigs slam on the brakes.

>>148590

A truly heinous remark

>>148592

BO been on a banning spree

There isn't a single decent AFL stream

>>148596

Those evacuation warnings seemed pretty reasonable if you don't want to die.

Vlo-noob?

>>148598

Some aren't complete cucks. You wanna rot in some shelter or are you man-enough to look the devil in the EYE?

>>148600

Wasn't it downgraded anyway? I'd probably just batten down the hatches and risk being blown away and turned into a pretzel.

>>148600

Things like getting electrocuted by a fallen powerline or crushed by a tree is just too manly for me. I would just rot in the shelter.

>>148601

Apparently it's a cat.2 atm

>>148602

You should hit-up BO for a mod account

>>148603

big aboriginal poo