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NEET general #197 'tfw no gf' edition NEET 09/13/18 (Thu) 12:20:26 No.148231 [View All]

Look after yourself bros. Gf 2019 is around the corner.

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NEET 09/15/18 (Sat) 05:33:29 No.148951

>>148950

It's a wonderful feel

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NEET 09/15/18 (Sat) 05:45:12 No.148953

Lame

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NEET 09/15/18 (Sat) 05:45:27 No.148954

Cool

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NEET 09/15/18 (Sat) 05:46:01 No.148955

Middling

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NEET 09/15/18 (Sat) 05:49:29 No.148956

>>148952

He is our unattested and rightful ruler, his word is law and must not questioned or disputed.

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NEET 09/15/18 (Sat) 05:50:33 No.148957

Praise unto thee, oh, majestic and benevolent captain.

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NEET 09/15/18 (Sat) 05:57:28 No.148958

File: 59ef604ed4a6a3b⋯.jpeg (12.71 KB,195x259,195:259,images (1).jpeg)

File: 7e298e07694b55f⋯.jpeg (8.77 KB,194x259,194:259,images.jpeg)

File: 47986b7b63004da⋯.jpg (304.8 KB,1164x873,4:3,Old-Tree-Stump-Ideas.jpg)

File: bacdbc95e5f61dc⋯.jpg (53.05 KB,500x450,10:9,tree-stump-chair-1.jpg)

I want to make something like this.

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NEET 09/15/18 (Sat) 06:00:21 No.148959

File: 3d7f9170d659e1c⋯.png (28.28 KB,643x523,643:523,1488350568763.png)

do girl neets even exist? how do i obtain one and make it my gf?

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NEET 09/15/18 (Sat) 06:00:28 No.148960

>>148958

Quite do-able, mate. Chainsaw and steady hands is all that has produced those.

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NEET 09/15/18 (Sat) 06:02:03 No.148961

>>148959

We've had at least two elbows posted here in recent months. None that have stuck around though.

Girls move upwards with relationships, so a NEET girl is unlikely to settle for a NEET boy.

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NEET 09/15/18 (Sat) 06:02:15 No.148962

>>148959

historically speaking neetdom has been a female dominated field. Nowadays most neets are single mothers or druggie chicks being supported by a chad wagie bf

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NEET 09/15/18 (Sat) 06:03:08 No.148963

>>148962

>>148961

>Girls move upwards with relationships, so a NEET girl is unlikely to settle for a NEET boy.

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NEET 09/15/18 (Sat) 06:05:32 No.148964

>>148963

which means the best method for getting a gf as a neet is being really rich or really attractive

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NEET 09/15/18 (Sat) 06:06:53 No.148965

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zkCon-axI0

I forgot to enter

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NEET 09/15/18 (Sat) 06:07:07 No.148966

>>148960

I think with a couple weather proof pillows it would be good, I wouldn't make it a 90% one though, One at about 110% would be nice.

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NEET 09/15/18 (Sat) 06:08:12 No.148967

>>148966

By percent(%) you mean degrees (o), right?

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NEET 09/15/18 (Sat) 06:08:35 No.148968

File: c277bfc37705587⋯.jpg (91.28 KB,345x383,345:383,32f2d6f527d973803e09150833….jpg)

>>148965

>5'5"

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NEET 09/15/18 (Sat) 06:08:54 No.148969

>>148964

ideally both, i guess.

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NEET 09/15/18 (Sat) 06:09:28 No.148970

>>148968

I'm 5'6" :(

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NEET 09/15/18 (Sat) 06:09:49 No.148971

>>148969

I wonder if we have any rich handsome neets

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NEET 09/15/18 (Sat) 06:12:00 No.148972

>>148971

Rich is open to debate. A few here are on a good wicket.

Handsome, NFI. I'm ugly. A couple of NEETs seem to have nice legs and torsos, so conceivably have nice faces.

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NEET 09/15/18 (Sat) 06:12:04 No.148973

>>148971

Aye, plenty of executives around these parts, so we have rich covered.

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NEET 09/15/18 (Sat) 06:13:56 No.148974

>>148973

Even our poors are well fed, hueneet

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NEET 09/15/18 (Sat) 06:16:32 No.148975

File: bff433a88984698⋯.png (104.74 KB,645x729,215:243,1518668752558.png)

>>148967

You know what I mean.

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NEET 09/15/18 (Sat) 06:17:08 No.148976

>>148961

I thought the drawgirlNEET was still here.

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NEET 09/15/18 (Sat) 06:17:11 No.148977

>>148974

True. I'd almost wager there is an inverse relationship between wealth and BMI

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NEET 09/15/18 (Sat) 06:17:16 No.148978

File: 9ab7dbf260bb99a⋯.jpg (134.32 KB,959x487,959:487,hsp.jpg)

Thinking of getting a halal snack pack for dinner, but I'm worried profits from the kebab place will probably be used to sponsor terrorism. What do?

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NEET 09/15/18 (Sat) 06:17:47 No.148979

>>148976

We scared off her "tee hee I'm a girl" posting, so NFI if she stuck about.

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NEET 09/15/18 (Sat) 06:18:16 No.148980

>>148978

Only order them with diced bacon garnish.

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NEET 09/15/18 (Sat) 06:18:52 No.148981

>>148975

I knew what you meant mate.

I'll hold the stump while you do the chopping.

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NEET 09/15/18 (Sat) 06:18:55 No.148982

>>148976

I liked her art style, it would be nice if she drew some neetporn.

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NEET 09/15/18 (Sat) 06:19:42 No.148983

>>148972

How do you judge niceness of legs and torsos?

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NEET 09/15/18 (Sat) 06:20:17 No.148984

File: 829022e49dec084⋯.jpg (70.56 KB,800x596,200:149,Mushroom.jpg)

Do you NEETs like Mushrooms?

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NEET 09/15/18 (Sat) 06:20:40 No.148985

>>148978

It's worth it.

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NEET 09/15/18 (Sat) 06:20:40 No.148986

>>148983

A good masculine leg is a good masculine leg, no? Cruisey was slim in his new suit.

Shire has no flab on his legs.

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NEET 09/15/18 (Sat) 06:20:49 No.148987

>>148977

I think that is scientifically confirmed. Poor minority groups also tend to be fat

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NEET 09/15/18 (Sat) 06:21:12 No.148988

>>148984

REEEEEEEEE

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NEET 09/15/18 (Sat) 06:21:32 No.148989

>>148982

Which neets?

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NEET 09/15/18 (Sat) 06:22:41 No.148990

>>148982

She could've made some. I was going to ask her to hold an apricot in her elbow crevasse but I was too shy. Missed opportunities man.

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NEET 09/15/18 (Sat) 06:23:01 No.148991

>>148986

Why thank you.

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NEET 09/15/18 (Sat) 06:23:44 No.148992

>>148984

Oyster mushrooms make me feel like popeye.

That one looks like a little willy.

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NEET 09/15/18 (Sat) 06:23:54 No.148993

>>148991

How many times has she come today?

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NEET 09/15/18 (Sat) 06:24:26 No.148994

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

This mr olympia thing has good music.

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NEET 09/15/18 (Sat) 06:24:55 No.148995

>>148992

I think you mean a perfectly acceptable normal willy

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NEET 09/15/18 (Sat) 06:27:32 No.148996

>>148993

Disgusting.

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NEET 09/15/18 (Sat) 06:28:05 No.148997

>>148986

Shire has a bit of flab. Not too much.

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NEET 09/15/18 (Sat) 06:29:07 No.148998

>>148996

I love you.

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NEET 09/15/18 (Sat) 06:31:03 No.149000

NEW

>>148999

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NEET 09/15/18 (Sat) 06:31:50 No.149003

>>148998

We are not supposed to mention grool

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NEET 09/15/18 (Sat) 06:32:26 No.149005

bum rash

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