/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

>>147488

xx

ASIO BOONGS

>>147489

I will earn your love back.

This is now a redemption story.

DAN MURPHY'S

>>147485

Succulent delicious beverage.

>>147488

Are you quoting someone?

Did some googlestalking. That 24 year old is out of my league.

Some cunt in NSW won last night's 30 million OzLotto.

>>147491

You have my love mate, your imagination tells you that things are worse than they actually are. I am just finding it hard to post in the gen at the moment. I am a bit of a mess.

>>147496

was it shire?

>>147496

I hope he can buy a gang of aboriginal prositutes.

>>147499

I wish.

2 Stella tall boys and a few cones

Gettin ==COMFY==

>>147502

OOPS

>>147502

Few cones would go down pretty good right now.

What posts are deleted to make 751?

>>147502

Sounds nice, I'm off to the gym now, then it'll be time for some goon

Anal prolapse

>>147498

I hope you can ease out of it soon.

>>147511

I am trying.

How is work going? You said that you have resigned from your promotion? Are you back doing your old job?

>>147501

How was work today Shire? Things still going well?

>>147514

All is good, only two more days and I can relax, might dust off the bike and take it for a ride this weekend.

>>147513

I keked.

>>147505

I hear ya. Haven't touched the stuff in at least 5 years though.

>>147515

I hope you do, your POV bike-riding vids are top-tier.

>>147515

Did you get your tool boxes transported like you wanted?

I wonder if a mechanic has ever done a poo in a rival mechanic's toolbox?

>>147520

Looks great mate.

>>147523

I appreciate the work that has gone into that. lol.

>>147523

Would you have to provide any more information than NK at the police station?

>>147512

I hope it doesn't take you long.

Sort of, the top two main people have it in their heads that I was better down stairs because I complained but I was complaining about not having enough to do upstairs.

I kept my wage but I think I am out of the managerial side of the business now I think. I might talk to the ceo about it.

>>147523

what is mogering?

>>147522

I am a messy cook, it tastes much better than it looks.

Weber how is work going for you? Are you still sharing space with those awful people?

>>147518

I'm actually thinking of selling the bike, they are kind of money pits, go through a 3 sets of tyres a year and the last few times I've gone out and come home with a rekt back.

>>147519

Yeah got it all sorted last weekend, m8 who works with me borrowed a work van and we dropped it off on Sunday.

>>147521

It's probably happened before.

>>147528

The list of ingredients made it sound great. Very savoury. Just my sort of thing.

>>147520

What mince did you use

>>147529

yes I still browse /ausneets/

>>147520

That's a lot of carrots. How much mince did you use?

>>147530

What vehicle isn't?

>>147521

I have no doubt.

My dad who is one went to a mates place and he didn't answer so he shit on his front porch and then covered it in dirt.

He told me recently about this guy he worked with on the nullarbor that had a shit while in a meeting with the heads of bhp.

Out on the line the meetings would just take place next to the line and the guys would stand around or sit and this guy just squatted and sneakily pulled his pants down and snapped one off in front of the big boss then just walked off before anyone noticed at the time. Weird cunts.

This is the future you chose shire.

>>147533

abo

>>147527

Please refer to your copy of Tuesday's memo for a full glossary of terms. I should note that exceptions to the reporting requirements will not be granted for those who are merely ignorant of the information we have already provided. Good luck with your mog report.

Michael

>>147532

I think I will make salsa a regular thing to go in spag bol from now on.

>>147533

Just cheap aldi mince

>>147535

500gm

I don't like this normie business speak

>>147539

what animal was the mince from

>>147539

Did you drain the fat from the mince?

>>147541

Beef

>>147542

No

>>147543

>No

That's why it is oily.

>>147535

>What vehicle isn't?

Not shire but the accord would be much more economical I'd suspect.

I'm thinking of getting one myself, my ute goes through too much fuel and I keep having to do shit to it, I've spent heaps on maintaining it.

>>147544

And because I used lots of butter when cooking the mushrooms, I pushed the mince to one side and did it in the pan.

>>147497

why doesn't feelguy call him feels bad man frog?

>>147535

>What vehicle isn't?

That's true, but bikes are finicky, all kinds of extra maintenance things you have to do.

>>147549

I've never seen a cow in a cottage

>>147545

The Accord is cheaper maintenance wise, but the bike leaves it for dead in terms of fuel consumption, my bike drinks 3.2L of fuel per 100km, Accord is 7.5L highway and 11.5L urban, which is still pretty good for a large 3.5L V6.

>>147544

Next time I cook spag-bol using the usual cheap mince I'll try draining the fat to see if it makes any difference to the dish. If it doesn't I will kill you.

>>147551

kek

>>147554

Did you know that off the top of your head?

>>147548

Bollocks, less physical parts should equal less cost in servicing. After saying that I do remember the ridiculous cost of parts for a Yamaha once, it ended up being very cheaper importing the parts from America (after being made/shipped from Japan) than buying from Aus dealers.

>>147557

very impressive avatarneet

Hi guys. I ruined my life completely. But I still want to continue fighting. May I ask you about help in form of 30$? Its all I need for 1 month. Sorry for bothering.

>>147529

Good evening.

Yes, day two of this new seating arrangement was just as terrible as day one. I wore headphones all day today.

A couple of contacts asked if I was looking for work at the moment, so there is plenty of work about. I shall wait until bonuses are paid next month and then consider my options.

>>147534

Cheeky impersonator.

>>147560

good on you for not sneakily getting your nuts in the image

>>147561

> I ruined my life completely

What did you do?

>>147561

Give us an extended greentext of the situation, neeto

>>147560

>that pale white skin

Your ruse is over.

>>147566

he has said he is a white guy many times before, it's probably why he's too scared to leave the house

>>147558

I think I am mostly just bored with riding, I mean I enjoy going out for a drive in the car just as much as riding a bike, maybe the warmer weather will change my mind.

>>147562

Are you expecting a big bonus?

>>147568

Have you tried going on a track and doing 280 km/h? Maybe that will take your interest.

>>147570

Maybe he is just retarded, your honour

>>147569

It is 10% of TRP, so a decent amount pre-tax.

>>147549

Duly noted and taken into consideration.

I have always known it as shepherds pie though.

>>147551

Good OC

>>147563

Good idea, I'll do that next time.

>>147552

> 11.5L urban

That's around what mine is anyway.

There's nothing really wrong with my ute (I need to get the bearing fixed but other than that it's ok, bit of an oil leak from the head but it doesn't leak much) the only reason I think is that it's old and AU's have a habit of trans issues. I had a scare a week or two ago when I got on to a main road and it missed all the gears and just reved. Never happened before or since but wasn't a cool feeling.

>>147572

I've done a track day before, it's pretty expensive lol.

>>147554

Hmm.

Good to know.

>>147574

Looks exquisite. Excellent presentation.

>>147560

Feels cold.

>>147580

I worked with a guy who was a mad motorcyclist. He eventually stopped riding on the streets altogether and converted his bike to purely a racing bike. Small changes at first like putting a smaller(?) sprocket on the wheel, then more invasive stuff.

>>147582

SarcasmNEET.

>>147582

Are you bullshitting me?

I made missus' one look ok, I just slapped mine on the plate though.

>>147585

I wasn't sure if it was an overly nice NEET.

>>147586

>>147585

>>147587

I was not being sarcastic. I may have been a little over the top but I was just trying to be nice.

>>147567

There are no white Brazilians

>>147568

Nah, all you're thinking about atm is the pussy which is very understandable.

>>147562

In the same sort of industry?

>>147588

I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.

>>147579

Could be the transmission bands or it might just need new fluid, AU Falcons were great cars but they are getting a bit long in the tooth now.

>>147584

Yeah a lot of people do that, it's also safer than riding on the streets, but a lot more expensive.

>>147590

Same sort of job. Similar industries.

>>147583

Don't worry, I took my pants off just for the picture.

I'm cosplaying a boomer right now, I have a nirvana t-shirt and beige cargo shorts.

>>147594

>Don't worry, I took my pants off just for the picture.

You showoff

>>147591

He is a very nice NEET.

>>147589

>Nah, all you're thinking about atm is the pussy which is very understandable.

Perhaps, the bike magic just isn't there anymore.

>>147564

>>147565

>Happy childhood until 13

>Mother suddenly died when i woke up

>I realized my father is not only my father and have another family

>So i was adopted by old woman who was mother's friend

>She and her son baited me from 13 to 18

>I went to random college to be left behind because I did not want anything in this life

guess what, i was batied in college too from 15 to 18

from both sides, never in safe

>This college never helped me to get a job

>I never got psychological help in this "family"

>But i cant never leave them because fear in front of russian orphanage with young criminals and prostitutes

>So i escaped from them in 18 and lived like neet doing nothing

and now i have no job or money to become a fucking human spam on the street

>Thats pretty it

>>147574

Looks horrendous tbqh. 5 carrots would definitely add to sweetness. Mushrooms are like sponges and will absorb whatever you add to them whilst cooking the fungky cunts.

>>147592

The AU I have, I'm not sure if it's just the year I have, has no way of checking trans fluid. You have to get the manifold (I think that's the right word) off to check or put more in.

Seems pretty stupid, although smart if you want people to keep having to go to a mechanic.

I'll let my mechanic know when I get the bearing done. This is the second in only a year and a bit, I can't remember if it was the same one. If it is it should still come under warranty. I have a feeling its the other though.

>>147598

Sry for fucking up greentext, im in little nervous.

What are you sluts having for din dins?

>>147593

I'd like to get to the level you're at where you have security in the field, not just a singular company.

>>147594

Needs more nuts.

>>147602

not really hungry tonight

>>147596

I feel like a fake now. More shame to add to the pile.

>>147598

>baited me

I don't understand what this means in this context.

>>147605

>not really hungry

Poor form.

>>147598

Hope things work out for you man, that sucks.

>>147606

The empathetic expression is genuine.

It's because you care.

>>147607

Eeh, bullying?

>>147600

Definitely get the bearing taken care of and get him to replace the fluid in the transmission, how long until you plan on getting a new car?

>>147574

What is that?

>>147610

Oh, ok.

that's pretty shitty from the adoptive mother.

>>147611

I don't know, I guess when this one fails. I did want a hilux or navara or something like that but I've been thinking of something just semi small and economical.

>>147612

Cottage pie without the cottage or the pie on top of spaghetti.

From: monkNEET

Node: undisclosed industrial location

Re: Mog Report - 12/09/18

I have been to the most degrading job interview in recent memory. For the employment of plebs, the government issued safety standards have had me carry out the most basic and pointless physical competency exercises. I was made to demonstrate how far I can bend over to touch my toes, how high I could lift one knee, bend my neck to one side, etc. All in front of a young woman with the most over-enthused, rehearsed tone of speaking.

The job is well paid and I start tomorrow, but the whole culture of safety oriented work, walking through "designated pedestrian zones" inside a warehouse full of people wearing stupidly neon orange jumpers has me longing for the good ol' days. Now I have to mentally prepare myself for spending most of my waking hours watching cardboard boxes come down a conveyor to be taped shut, oh the torture of such pointless repetition.

I have become increasingly disciplined and motivated over recent weeks. I had known and understood my own lack of self-discipline for quite a few years and I finally came to the realisation that it really was now or never, I couldn't just put it off for longer and use my youth as an excuse to be a hedonist and "have fun". But I find myself becoming increasingly bored and depressed as night comes and my productivity levels decrease. There's still a few hours in the day I am wasting, I'm aiming for one non-productive hour each day to waste on watching stupid videos or something, but I'm still probably averaging about 4. Still a big overall increase in productivity overall.

My driving has become erratic.

Over and out.

>>147586

>caring what a literal nigger thinks

You're a nice guy Cruisy but you have obvious mental defects

>>147614

Well if you plan on getting an Accord anything from 06 and up is good, preferably one with under 150,000km just make sure it's had the timing belt changed if it's over 110,000km, same deal with Camry's.

HECK

>>147619

language.

>>147588

Some NEETs/NETs will do ANYTHING for a (You).

>>147620

Sorry.

>>147594

I love Nirvana. What's your fav song?

>>147597

>Perhaps

Why ride a bike when you can ride some sweet pussy???

>>147617

edgy post neeto

>>147616

Received loud and clear.

You need time for reflection and recuperation. "Non-productive" isn't as though you are doing nothing, you need some time to unwind otherwise you will burn out.

>>147618

Also Accords come in three flavors VTi is the base poverty spec model with a 2.4L 4 cylinder, VTi-L is a 2.4L 4 Cylinder but has leather, sunroof, heated seats and other gadgets and the V6 Luxury which is the same as the VTi-L but with a V6.

>>147617

I spend all of my free time on an imageboard with unemployed people talking about poo, alcohol and depression whilst having a semi-homoerotic e-relationship whist in a long term relationship with an african and see myself as having a contradictory political outlook while at the same time being a pessimist and a nihilist who preaches about love and compassion for his fellow unemployed brethren because I have my shit together.

There are definitely no mental defects here.

The accord is a big powerful car. I view it as overkill for most purposes. A Toyota Corolla or Honda Civic are more sensible unless you have a genuine reason for wanting a bigger car and a bigger engine.

>>147628

There is always the 4 Cylinder variant and the smaller Accord Euro, but you need to put premium fuel in them.

Ok, ill just leave this here just in case and never bother you again, sry.

(Paypal)FruitPunch126@gmail.com

>>147561-guy

>>147627

You are a bit messed up but there is very stiff competition here.

>>147625

I have to make up for all that unproductive time somehow. Burning out is just a speedbump

>tfw banned from Cheesy's discord

>>147631

Provide us with some sort of context and we might give a shit.

>>147618

Cheers man, I am still ok with the ute for now but each service I notice that it's getting closer to not being worth it.

Cheesy has a discord?

>>147635

More than once, but fuck me I never meant to hurt anyone. I have a lot of issues but you guys are all I have to talk to.

>>147631

Did BO ban you?

Is that why you have tor on now?

>>147632

I am barely mid ranged for this crowd.

>>147623

Old Age.

>>147634

>discord

It was for the best.

>>147639

Why can't you avoid doing your stupid bullshit and stick to sensible posting?

>>147642

>>147623

Although I also like sappy a lot.

I don't really know, I hadn't listened to them in years and now it's all coming back.

>>147637

No worries, there's plenty of other cars other out there other than Accords, I only shill them because it's been one of the most comfiest and hassle free cars I've owned.

>>147633

That's how I feel too but really it'll fuck you up and you will waste more time.

I keep thinking about cheap property that I should have by my age and renting a better house and whatnot but we are doing alright and the opportunity you just landed is great.

If they are full of red tape and safe work practice shit they will have shit for days off.

Dont wear yourself out, especially at the start.

>>147643

I did not choose to like the things that have offended the BO. In saying that the booze has never helped.

>>147647

What things do you like?

Well, I followed neet's advice and didn't spend any of my money on goon or cigarettes. I will be falling asleep sober tonight, luckily I did some cardio today.

>>147642

>Old Age

>>147644

>sappy

I now don't care if you're LARP'ing or not, you may have shit taste in existence but you do have great taste in music. Also the songs you mentioned aren't even their 'mainstream hits'.

>>147649

Good on you mate

>>147647

You don't have to share every thing you like on here. Are you not capable of keeping anything private?

And why do you make so many nasty comments to others?

>>147645

You saying about it did start me thinking about thembut the main thing is that I often drive the same way to work behind one that I'm guessing is around a 2009 ish model and that looks pretty nice.

>>147648

Cheesy-tier 'women'

>>147649

Good job.

>>147649

Well done mate.

>>147654

BO is right on this one

>>147652

You're talking to me like YOU are the BO.

I have painful constipation.

>>147657

How so?

>>147659

Funnily enough I have the opposite problem

>>147659

Take a laxative.

>>147659

And soon explosive extrusions.

>>147636

>>147598

>>147660

No-one wants pedo shit posted here.

>>147666

Good night mate.

>>147666

Night

>>147666

sleep time oriental fancier

>>147666

Good night.

>>147669

sleep tight, rather

Goonhead checklist, please complete:

- Know all the bottleos in your area and their closing time

- Looks primarily for alcohol:price ratio

- Has used a standard drinks calculator

>>147525

Cops only ask how many I raped and how hard

>>147673

There is only one bottleo in any area, neet

>>147665

This again…

Pictures of children don't equal CP. I will admit that my posting of such legal pictures of 'certain' 'models' causes upset but that's no reason for a perma-ban.

>>147673

Your forgot 'drunken posting of you favourite child model'.

>>147677

You will know when I get a full sensual NEET

>>147674

NK do you read all the posts here or just search for your name?

>>147677

Sorry, got caught up in my thoughts and forgot to say good night.

Good night.

>>147676

>that's no reason for a perma-ban.

Yes it is if you keep doing it after you have been told to stop.

>>147680

I bet he hates moNK

>>147683

Maybe that's why he tried to make us use the name rapeneet

>>147682

Hmm, perhaps. But BO has never done that so to speak. I see a ban as more of an insult than a punishment. Like am I doing this every day?

>>147686

You should see it as a sign, neeto

>>147688

night cruisey

>>147688

Nighty night

>>147689

That's not me, just another exotica concessionaire

>>147690

>exotica concessionaire

lol

I meant exotica connoisseur

>>147691

I think we’re all concessionaires around here

>>147691

Your fingers know exactly what you meant

>>147680

Only when I get home and have to the time to read it all, usually Im just reading the old thread before I get to the new one

UNNA

PUCKAPUNYAL

puckered bumhole

>>147697

PATHETIC REDDIT-TIER CUCK BO

>>147673

>- Know all the bottleos in your area and their closing time

Dan's closes at 8 on Sun-Thurs and 9 Fri-Sat, BWS closes at 8 Sunday, 9 Mon-Thurs and 10 Fri-Sat, Liqourland closes at 7 on Sundays and 9 all other days, The independent near my place closes at 8pm every day and the one slightly further at 7

>- Looks primarily for alcohol:price ratio

Sometimes when money is running tight and I don't care what I drink

>- Has used a standard drinks calculator

Really more out of curiosity

>>147700

I'm not BO.

>>147701

-Justify your alcoholic behavior so reflexively that you don't even notice you're doing it

Good night NEETs.

>>147703

Yeah that too

>>147704

Good night NEET.

goon

Time for cup number one

LET ME INTO MYGOV REEE

Work wasn't as shit tonight, manager was back. We had a team meeting and he dropped tfw stressed and called out some people for dragging arse.

Anyone itt

>>147712

Yeah, nah.

>>147713

What are you up to big stinky bro?

>>147714

> big stinky bro

Rude.

>>147715

It's a term of endearment

>>147716

Going to bed now. I'll be crying myself to sleep after what you called me.

>>147717

I'm sorry

Have a good snooze

How are you boongs doing? I bought a different cask then usual today and it's pretty good

>>147719

Not much. I just had a can of coke and one of those Herbert Adams pies for dinner. Now I've just slipped into bed, gonna fire up the laptop.

What cask you get mate?

Hueneet and louisianni janni are you itt?

>>147720

Nice, decided to visit my local independent instead of Dan and bought a cask called sovereign point, it's 4.4 l and 11% I was not disappointed. Those Herbert Adams pies are fucking great, what flavour did you eat?

>>147722

caramelised onion and sauv cav

>>147723

Haven't had that one but it sounds fucking decent

Night Night NEETs

Back to work soon, hope you lads have a good one. Once I come home I'll have two days off to be a lazy NEET again. Looking forward to it with you boys.

Morning all.

Up early to wash the penis.

It’s a big job if you know what I mean.

Morning neets. Eyes and mind are bleary. Muscles have doms. At least it's nice and quiet.

>>147727

Anything done under a microscope always is.

Morning NEETs.

What machinations are you up to?

>>147730

Best method I've found is to lie down, listening to audiobooks or lectures on my phone. Because my brain is fundamentally lazy, it will switch off to avoid having to do the work of listening and comprehending what is being said.

>>147730

Usually when that happens I titillate myself and when I'm done I'm usually too weak to not fall down.

>>147692

>>147693

You get 15% off when you show your cenno card.

>>147700

You know what you are doing, don't blame the goon.

>>147710

You need to start going to bed earlier. I hope today will be good for you too.

>>147711

That's sort of good. I guess because he didn't mention you he has taken notice that you are doing shit while they don't

Bootleg abbo porn.

>>147726

Enjoy your time off.

>>147729

>>147728

>>147727

Good morning

Goonmorning

>>147741

How do you do?

>>147745

Mr Shekelstein lets me have whatever I like from his Kosher bar.

Good morning NEETs

>>147745

Do any NEETs here actually have any sort of anime poster in their room? i feel like i might do that if i had my own house or apartment but not while i live with my parents.

>>147745

REEEE

>>147747

What would happen if a prospective GF saw it?

>>147746

I hear the pork rinds are something else. Made from real long pig.

>>147747

tbh no. I spend most of my time staring at my monitor anyway.

>>147748

m8, I feel your pain and regret at all the life choices that have led you to this point - I'm a quarter of the way through a 1.25 bottle of berry lamb and I realise I should've got ginger.

>>147750

Why don't you have a flag? Are you a filthy foreigner?

>>147749

if i ever come to that hurdle i will deal with it when i get there.

>>147753

No money left over for shoes?

Time to apprehend my filthy bandit.

Whats some decent fast food breakfast

>>147756

get 10 harsh browns and a coffee.

>>147758

Always seems like a good idea at first.

End up regretting it each time

Might just get subway

>>147756

I've given up on breakfast and lunch.

>>147756

You can make my favorite toast, which is also an invention of mine. I have plenty of experience with bread, given how it's all I fucking eat.

>half a teaspoon of olive oil on one side of the bread, spread as well as you can

>same thing for the other side

<you can put as much as you want, but I recommend putting very little olive oil, it's just for helping cook the bread

<don't actually dump the half teaspoon of olive oil on the bread from a teaspoon, it'll sink and be hard to spread, that's just a measurement

>put it on a pan and the pan on a fire

>rub the bread all over the pan to help the olive oil spread on the bread and pan, flip the bread, do it again

>cook the bread until both sides are medium in brownness

>put soft cheese on one half of the bread and fold it on itself

>>147761

that sounds like a fancy version of cheese on toast.

First day of new job

Wish me luck NEETies

>>147762

That sounds like a fancy version of fatty spread on cooked bread.

Morning all

Im going to play some u2 because of that neet that posted the sweetest thing. Then i am going to get a text to my ex. I will be a rather angry text that she probably wont reply to but i need to send it for me, after i'll get over her.

>>147728

>Muscles have doms

thats a good feel man

>>147736

yeah thanks neeto

>>147763

good luck neetbro

>>147763

What's you new job?

>>147765

did lateral pulldowns for the first time in half a year - the lats always seem to be the worst for doms for some reason

>>147756

Brekky hero roll from HJ's.

>>147763

Good luck buddy, you'll be great.

god i hate it when normies start talking about memes. it sickens me.

>>147765

Don't text your ex.

There is no good that can come from that.

>>147771

https://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/JOC take your pick

but it is probably

>tfw Japanese Olympic Committee

>>147773

i dont watch tv but i am sure it would also be bad.

>>147770

Thats a very finite view of things. Maybe she check when she's driving and crashes into a truck i joking, i jokingi just need to tell her things about how fucked up i am after it all, i know it not gonna fix it but i want to say it and i want her to hear it. I did mess up in the relationship but its not all on me, i have been thinking about texting her too. I mean, whats the worst that can happen we talk less than we do now? lel

Man i tried learning stay and its so hard.

Whats your fav u2 song?

>>147488

I'm not friends with any of the NEETs here.

>>147774

I don't either but my parents do every second of their free time and usually I take a curious look at it.

I really don't know why people even watch television anymore, there's just nothing of interest.

>>147775

Yes and no

>>147734

Good morning my friend. Lovely image.

>>147776

>i just need to tell her things about how fucked up i am after it all

No you don't.

Probably 'One' that is a good song.

>>147771

I hate captchas. They discriminate against the inebriated

>>147777

That will change. Even with those digits, that will change.

>>147755

hot

>>147780

Good morning my favourite marsupial, I hope the morning finds you well and your day sees continuous improvement in all areas.

>>147763

Good luck mate.

>>147781

>No you don't.

you're right i dont need to but i will.

I can't see the negative consequence of doing so, can you neet? I feel like if i dont say what i want its gonna become one of those things that i regret i didnt do.

One is p good. I should learn that

Everyone please join the discord except that one NEET who got disinvited.

uninvited

unwanted NEET

>>147788

send link

>>147765

>a text to my ex

Silly silly silly. Just leave it alone.

I felt my prostate enlarge and my nipples stand to attention, I hope none of council have started the sacrament yet.

>>147787

You will regret whatever action you make but if you burn a bridge you wont be able to form at least a platonic relationship later.

>>147788

I have never used it and do not intend to.

>>147795

Hey baby

I don't know whether you need anything more than this link

https://discordapp.com/channels/275937739331993610/275937739331993610

To the wagerium, take care NEETies.

>>147785

Thank you for those kind words.

>>147799

Have a nice day mate. See you when you get home.

>>147799

have fun :)

>>147728

>>147729

>>147727

>>147741

>>147745

>>147747

>>147756

>>147765

>>147795

Good morning.

Ok, thanks to the physiological powers brought about by ingesting a bottle of lamb, I can no longer walk, stand or sit upright without feeling dizzy. I need help in developing my psychic powers to compensate for my lack of somatic ones. Also, everything is now hilarious. Neets, how to develop psi powers? I may need some to go to the toilet shortly

>>147806

> how to develop psi powers?

by drinking more lamb.

>>147775

Yes and yes.

>>147794

mate i know you're trying to help, but you cannot predict my emotions. I dont want a have platonic relationship with her, it feels like a participation award. We were in love, and having sex > to freinds that get coffee and like each others insta posts. I dont fucking want that, i'd rather leave it as we were in love and then that was it. Fuck i'd love to fuck her again, but im not going to put my dick before my genuine feelings.

Have you done something like this on the past and come to regret it?

SAUSAGES!1!

what's for lunch?

>>147811

Lol, I don't even like to talk to people

>>147812

My colleague is away and I'm still sitting in this FUCKING ZOO, so I can feel a comfort eating session coming on.

>>147811

the general gist of it is correct

Well after 3 days straight playing DF my adventure ended due to save corruption. It crashes a lot and it's getting worse over time, and then it stops crashing giving me some hope, but just happens again worse later. I'll just create another character and restart the genocide.

Kill count was somewhere in the 800s, this time i'll try being a human.

>>147815

I bet it was made by such a type of guy

>>147817

i would be surprised if it hadn't

Okay, it turns out my civilization is dead which means I'm the only one in it alive. I spawned in a tomb, the last remaining possession of my kingdom, alone.

My destiny is to punish all who wronged the hallowed name of The Realm of Cottages as is the will of my past ancestors.

>>147814

The eating will bring you no comfort, it will only make things worse. Just imagine being stuck with those animals and your clothes not fitting properly again as well.

I am back from walking doggo. We have been going out a bit later in the morning these days. We used to go as soon as I got up but it was always cold and dark so I thought we should try going out when it was warmer and sunnier and maybe that would make it more relaxing and beneficial to my mood.

It sort of is I think, but the downside is we encounter more normies out and about than we did early in the mornings. But I think avoiding the normies to the extent I do is probably an error and it won't hurt to encounter them more.

>>147822

What do you say to these 'normies' (please use another word, you're creating distance between yourself and other people by adopting this way of talking and thinking)?

>>147823

I say good morning to these persons if I pass them. If one of my neighbours sees me I stop for a chat. That hasn't happened yet but it will if I keep going for walks at this later time.

>>147822

Post pics of doggo

>>147825

Ask doggo who is teh best boy

>>147823

Ain't nothing gonna break this neets stride. Hes walking and he won't touch ground, oh no, hes got to keep on moving

>>147827

does he has a pocket full of sunshine though?

>>147825

He will not sign the release.

How has your day been going NEETs? had any major success? i have a test i am studying for it is going well. it's an open book test which means it is usually harder, which is annoying.

>>147832

This is what happens when schools are zog slave bot formation camps instead of enlightenment institutions.

>>147833

>>147834

I only posted because of the headline.

https://www.9news.com.au/national/2018/09/12/11/57/student-refuses-to-stand-for-national-anthem-in-brisbane

>>147836

How many 9 year olds are actually politically / racially aware? This is her faggot parents pushing their shit on their kid.

>>147838

Yeah of course, when I was 9 I was playing with legos, not caring about politics, this is her school or parents going ham with white guilt shit

>>147839

It's her parents. The school is trying to discipline her for being a cunt. The photo of her father tells you all you need to know.

>>147840

Yeah it does

>>147841

At least 6 million

Already borrd of this new job

>>147836

its pretty sad to see a child lose their childhood because the parents wanted fame.

>>147844

It's child abuse, but won't be treated as such.

>>147843

Is this the $35/h one? You lasted 3 whole hours!

>>147841

Should he just naturally have a strong chin? I don't see anything the matter here - he's well groomed and stylish. Not at all the style I would choose but I'm sure he's also not particularly enthused about NEET chic

John

thb this will be the new australian national anthem in about 30-50 years.

>>147849

Well it's either that or being reabsorbed by the Caliphate of Britannia.

Which do you choose?

>>147843

Stick at it mate. Just go away somewhere in your mind like rape victims do.

>>147850

>Caliphate of Britannia

being competent at anything. i doubt they will be able to built ships capable of sailing to Australia.

>>147844

It is, it's one of the main things that got me riled up about the whole thing