/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

MELBOURNE

too early you mong

ADELAIDE

MEEKATHARA

I have a pimple or an ingrown hair or something on the back of my head and keep hurting it when I scratch over it

BIG POO

>>146737

Some of us know this feel

>>146737

I have nobody

>>146738

If the neets with colored gfs get dumped we will all once again know that feel

UNNA GOON HOPE CHEESEY IS GOOD

>>146737

Cheesey it will be ok I'm here for you

>>146732

pop it

>>146743

Pop my dads cherry

>>146744

kek

Possum here.

Cruisey I am sorry I have been quiet. I am sorry I upset you as much as I did. I just couldn't handle things. I still can't but I realised I was causing you distress and I don't want to do that. I'm sorry.

>>146747

kiss and make up already

>>146747

I think cruisey is happy as long as you're safe I just want to hear cheesey is good

>>146749

do you forgive ME

>>146752

looks like cat shit

>>146752

Aboriginal dingle berries.

What has Cheesy said he is going to do?

>>146752

ae der dardy sing postman pat wit duh g13

>>146756

suicidre

How was work cheesey?

>>146758

How explicit was he? It might be worth it to contact the police.

Good night NEETs.

>>146760

Then he'll get put in the crazy hospital and probably lose his job

>>146763

It is better than dying over some dumb girl.

>>146763

>Dead

>Crazy hospital

>>146761

I just drink the piss before they test it

>>146764

Cunts not gonna neck himself, he's just gonna moap then get over it like everyone else does.

It's the cycle of vagene

>>146768

I hope you're right.

>lots of NEETs get jobs in 2018

>say it makes them happier

>I get a job

>makes me feel 10x worse

part-time/casual wageing could be alright but at that point once you factor in commute expenses and work clothes etc., I am from a financial standpoint pretty much better off on the dole. And that doesn't even include the mental and physical aspect of things, I am eating shit food because there is no fridge at my work and I have to live off processed shit because the hours are erratic and not to mention not productive with my exercise regiment.

The only thing that appeals is moving to some country/rural area and chilling tf out, what do we say NEETs?

>>146771

Gotta get with the times neet, waging is the neeting

>>146771

move to rural area has so much less going for it in Aus compared to seppo land. Nanny state takes most of the fun out of it

>>146772

But I am already trying and it is just JUSTing me too much.

The NEETlife is calling my name louder than ever, although I should probably stick it out a while in this current job I guess.

>>146773

I am sure, I don't get about bars and clubs though I just want cheap living, fresh air and trees/grass. I am so sick of cement and Colourbond shit everywhere with off the plan houses on every crammed in corner.

>>146775

"Give me a home around the goon trees"

>>146776

Under the shade of the Coolabah tree

>>146775

>cheap living

Got some bad news, no such thing in this land. Open spaces, fresh air is doable. Long as it's got a fireplace, theres few things as cozy as watching logs burn. Watching McMansions burn might be better, havent tried that.

Evening NEETlings.

>>146779

Hi.

>>146778

>Watching McMansions burn might be better, havent tried that.

should we try that?

>>146780

Hey babe.

unaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

goon

Linked video is ONLY to be played by intoxicated NEETs.

I will know if you've disobeyed me.

>>146785

Every NEET has the potential to be an intoxicated NEET, brother

PUCKAPUNYAL

>>146786

Don't try to lawyer your way around it, please drink your goon and watch the video.

>>146788

I'm no lawyer

>>146785

GOOOOONED I AM

fuck why did i sage

>>146791

Why does sage matter on a board with one active thread?

>>146792

dunno my sage isn't even on

>>146771

Most people in rural towns do drugs because there is literally nothing else to do

>>146794

no one in my rural town did drugs while in my area which is considered to have no drug that isn't Oxy I see tonnes of druggies, it's just perspective ay

>>146794

This is true. Rockhampton has a meth issue. Also literal grandmas selling weed here.

>>146796

can you get one of those grannies to me I wanna buy a 1/8th ounce

>>146797

you boong

>>146798

He's a different boong

>>146797

That would be about $50 here.

What's on it?

>>146801

As an appentice chef NEET good job, you clould of used better cheese but you cut the tomatos to a nice size that are easyo to east but aren't too small, the rocket is nice and as far as I can tell the chips looks nicely seasoned if just a smidge and only a smidge over seasoned

the only issue is the cheese and you didn't make the mayo

also whats under the cheese

>>146802

goon

>>146805

honestly as a povvo net it's fine bit I would of recommended parmasan which pairs nice with the rocket

dont worry you did a really good job despie being an unqualified NEET

>>146787

Are you a militaryNEET, that's military base

>>146807

My red text post is directly related to this post. >>146785

>>146787

its in victoria pretty close to the hume in that are with seymore and shit

>>146809

Okay… why are you telling me this?

>>146810

because i remember it when i drove to pozborne and gipsland for interviews in 2014

>>146808

>>146809

Ok

Cheesey did you end up going to dans after work?

>>146813

he bought golden oak i hope hes good

>>146801

That looks edible I guess

>>146814

I can't find any posts about golden oak

Did he say that on discord or something

HAPPY 9/11 NEETies

>>146818

https://discord.gg/gWT4XR

>>146820

Thanks I'll have to download it first

BIN NEET PUT OUT YOUR BINS

>>146771

i wish i could go back

Time for the first cup of goon for the night, Cheesy are you having some of that golden oak?

>>146824

>>146824

I wish you had a gf

Just found out my girlfriend has appeared in adverts for something called “Infinity Masturbators”.

>>146825

So do I

Lot less left in the cask then I expected, a visit to Dan is on the cards for the morning

Well 3 cups in and the cask is empty, Dan will be visited in the morning

tried to fap but lost all interest despite being diamonds

The cask is empty, the cup is empty, the goon is all drunk, the NEET is almost drunk, the NEET is tired. Night Night NEETs

DF genocide is going well. Only issues are how heavily I am over encumbered, and I just got chased off a very populated human town with a huge criminal organization that decided to attack me. Other than that I'm a werebeast, I have 132 units of booze in my inventory and about half that of food. I may become a necromancer later, I just need to get confident in my undead-slaying skills and shed some weight.

I very much like genociding, I wish I could make a living off of that in real life.

>>146831

are you comfy?

>>146832

Very.

>>146834

Morning.

What happened to it?

>>146835

Mornin'. I'm not sure. We had a lot of freight trucks come in so maybe one of them backed up into it by mistake? But if that was the case I'm surprised they didn't pop a tire on all the wood and nails. So it's still a mystery. But the guy who comes by to pick the bales up were taking pictures of it and the manager told me to just leave it. I didn't like that but he insisted so I did.

Morning NEETs

Have any of you guys tried searching/asking for CRTs in hospitals or recycling centers?

Morning neetbros. Too bleary to think of anything.

>>146837

Morning.

>>146838

I live in a 3rd world shithole and even here there are no CRTs you'd want hanging around. Analog television stopped being broadcast just this year. You can try but I doubt you'd get a CRT that's actually better than current screens asking for gibs.

>>146820

Why are there 100 people in that channel. Do people keep making new discord accounts every time or something

>>146841

probably a lot of people join it once out of curiousity, realise how shit it is, and never go back

>>146829

here I sit

broken-hearted

tried to shit

but only farted

>>146844

Morning Karen. You're looking like you spent a bit long outside in the sun. Are neets using sunscreen now that winter has ended?

How often do the waging NEETs here work? i work 3 times a week which is a good amount i reckon.

It's cool possum, sorry again.

I'll see you all later.

>>146771

iknowthisfeel

time to find another job neet

DRAW NEET PLEASE RESPOND.

WHAT TABLET DO YOU USE I NEED TO COPE IT

>>146794

I get along just fine by myself so how can people, who are around other people just like them, have "nothing to do". I can never buy that excuse. They could come up with plenty of things to do if they weren't a bunch of druggie dum dums

hey everyone is cheesey ok

>>146851

You go to TAFE though, can't be a NEET

>>146852

No

>>146851

Southern Highlands is where the neet compound will be located.

>>146854

he hasn't suicided though right?

>>146855

indeed since we have this Southern Tableland NEET also

>>146838

>CRTs

but why

>>146854

>tfw january rolls around we will be in the same place as last january

mittagong rsl meetup when

>>146858

oh I got a new flag

>>146859

kek

>>146861

similarly i was too autistic to notice or too shy to act when i was younger. now i'm old fat and ugl.y

Where am I supposed to take a cat my family doesnt want anymore

They've put the responsibility on me

Do I just go to the RSPCA or what

>>146858

>>tfw january rolls around we will be in the same place as last january

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>146863

How old is old?

>>146864

You should kill it yourself if you're planning to take it to a shelter where it'll be frightened and stressed in a little cage until it's euthanized. Or just look after it, cats take almost no maintenance. What's the issue with this?

wait what the fuck is the point of this board

>>146867

to have goon

We're waiting for a certain somebody to leave so we can get back to discussing the rigging of the next BRelection.

>>146867

Not brazilians.

>>146869

it was already rigged when our god LULA was jailed

>>146871

>He likes Lula

what a gay, Bolsarno's got it

>>146866

I think I might kill it myself, just wondering on the best way. Cutting its throat, probably

Guys its 9/11

>>146875

THE GOOD OL DAYS OF 9/11

>>146874

Don't.

>>146877

Then wtf do I do with it

>>146874

Why don't you just set out a bowl of food each day instead?

What's going on here, boys?

>>146878

Take it to the RSPCA.

>>146874

Cheesey you're being a selfish cunt if you kill yourself

>>146874

t. never killed an animal

A swift blow to the head with a heavy stick or bat is far more humane.

>>146880

Killin animals

>>146882

Why mate

Its monk btw

>>146884

oh, Monk come on not this again

do u guys like honey bees?

>>146887

sup Decwan

>>146885

Could sure go for one of those

>>146866

>How old is old?

38

>>146886

Monk is threatening to kill a cat, not himself.

>>146874

What cat is it?

I'd offer to take it myself but i'm a bit of a drive

>>146889

I'm considering heading back out for either a kebab or a meatball sub.

>>146893

Yes I've heard that about you.

>>146890

Damn, it's over.

>>146896

It is not over until you are dead.

>>146896

Pretty harsh m8

Hsp's are fucking disgusting boong food. Just eat strawberries

Btw the cat is like 13 years old, stays outside all the time and just mooches free food

May as well drown the thing

>>146902

Much like a NEET

For some reason my dvd writer isn't showing up in my pc anymore, I used to burn shit all the time but now when I stick a blank dvd in my drive nothing happens, what can I do?

That comfy cool but sort of warmish wind is blowing in Adelaide today

Woke up from my sleep, feeling extra refreshed. I needed the extra hours to just be a lazy cunt all day. Still got about 12 hours until work so I'm not sure if I should sleep some more or what though.

>>146905

See ya mate.

NEW >>146908

NEW >>146908

NEW >>146908

NEW >>146908

20 degrees today in Shitbourne, going to go shopping and then to Dan for a cask

>>146911

Gets share one, I'm in keysborough

>>146912

We could always join the boongs down by the Yarra, they always love a bit of goon as well

Cheesy here, I didn't an hero. I don't know what I am going to do from now on, I'll guess I will take every day as it comes.

>>146914

Good 2 hear. Chin up mate.

>>146914

Did you get gooned last night

>>146904

>>146914

>>146904

help

>>146916

No, it would have disrupted rational decision making.

>>146904

Maybe the drive has died, check the sata cable, maybe try a different one.

>>146919

It still opens though?

>>146908

>>146909

A thread in a thread, its like inception

>>146914

good to hear, btw we're always here for you no matter what

>>146914

Good lad, keep on going

>>146915

>>146916

>>146922

>>146923

What do you think I should do with her?

>>146925

Move on.

>>146925

Has she gotten in touch with you since?

>>146925

Move on. She is seriously mentally ill. You can't fix other people, you just have to let them go.

>>146925

Savour the sweet memories of cunny grool and move on

>>146914

Hit the gym bro!! You need to get ripped as shit bro!! And we start to call you muscle cake!

>>146928

There was some phonecalls last night, but that was when I was planning on ending it. On the phone she didn't sound worried at all, even though I was serious. It was like she was a different person, cold and disinterested. I'd like to believe that isn't true.

It's confusing though, because on the sunday night I went over there she said she still apparently loves me and hugged me really tight. I think she just needs some time to herself.

>>146931

You're just going to keep hurting yourself humoring this destructive relationship.

>>146931

Oh boy

>>146931

Forget about her, you’re still young you have plenty of time to find another girl.

>>146931

It is her mental illness. Depression makes people very inward focussed and self-centred. Her brain is telling her to cut ties and flee from intimacy with people in order to protect herself. This is what allows her to be so callous and uncaring. It is just her mental illness playing itself out. She is fucked up in the head. It is sad and all, but you can't fix it and it won't change. Just leave.

I would move on from her Cheesey, she obviously quite mentally ill and a relationship with such a person will not be good in the long run for you or her.

I am deep in the belly of a recruitment agency with a bunch of other old neets

sweaty stinky neet

young Aboriginal protesters

>>146925

nothing, now at least, seems like you both need space

I'm not saying to do nothing as Tahlia looks like she's taking an anxiety tumble but now at leastdo something else, maybe pick up a new hobby

Young socially incompetent men complaining about work

>>146930

the term is Beef Cake

>>146937

MAX?

>>146911

>tfw only a couple shots of whisky in the bottle

I seriously need to quit though otherwise I'm staring at yet another year of nil achievement. I did however discover a way of downloading vids from the SBS On Demand website without making an account, after I'd made one. So now those boongs have my details. When signing-up you have three options for 'gender' - male, female and 'I don't identify with any of the above' - but if you don't pick any you'll be prompted with 'Gender required'. Oh the absolute state of our cucked country.

Why are you upset at me specifically possum?

>>146914

Good to hear, just concentrate on your workplace for the time being. Time will heal those wounds.

>>146925

Don't talk of suicide with her. Ever.

>>146943

Nah, some private one.

I've been waiting here for my scheduled appointment for a fucking hour now. Why do they make it so hard

>>146947

An hour is beyond acceptable. I'd make a complaint.

>>146945

Hey mate. Are you posting from work?

I got really upset in relation to you, but I wouldn't necessarily say I was upset at you, if you understand what I'm saying. It wasn't what you thought - I wasn't expecting you to come and see me last weekend.

I suppose I could tell you the whole thing if you want. I don't know if it is a good idea though. I will make myself look dumb and you will probably get offended at what I have to say.

>>146945

>>146949

And here's another 'relationship' that needs to end.

>>146951

Mind your own business.

>>146952

Stop making it everyone else's business then ffs.

>>146953

>All Aussie Adventures season finale

Was the new series any good? I haven't heard much about it.

>>146949

That is how I feel with my justification.

I am sorry and I would like us to revert to normal.

I don't want to offend or upset.

>>146954

Gen romance is everyone's business

There doesn't seem to be a single job for me in this country. Are there any jobs over seas I wonder?

I wish cheesey had a gf

>>146959

I wish you had a gf

>>146958

>There doesn't seem to be a single job for me in this country

Excuse my presumption NEET, but I am a little sceptical of just how exhaustively you have tried to attain a job here.

>>146950

are you AmericanNEET?

>>146961

I've been job searching since February. I landed a job a month ago, but was fired for being too shit.

>>146962

LouisianaNEET

>>146963

>fired for being too shit.

Did you give it your all?

I love you all very much.

>>146964

find an abandoned house in a nigger slum or New Orlenes and live there

>>146967

*of New Orlenes

>>146956

I am sorry I am taking so long to reply. I keep deleting stuff before I post it.

>>146968

I'd be another rapedNEET if I lived in the slums of New Orleans. Or a deadNEET.

>>146969

You don't need to explain. Really.

As long as we're cool, that's all that matters.

You can tell me in person when that happens.

>>146971

>You don't need to explain.

I think it might be helpful though. I will try writing something later and see if it is publishable.

>As long as we're cool

Yes we are cool.

>You can tell me in person when that happens

Sounds good.

>>146963

What kind of jobs are you looking for?

I applied for a bunch of warehousing/labouring jobs on Monday, I've had two interviews today, an induction at 4:30 this arvo, another interview tomorrow and potentially another induction tomorrow.

One of them is $35/h day shift + overtime as it gets busy for the christmas period. Easy 1.5k a week before tax.

Just be more approachable than all the bogan mongoloids who don't bring resumes or are full of tattoos and speak like dumb cunts and you'll be fine, a lot of these pleb jobs don't even need experience.

>>146972

Thank you.

I think you know how insecure I am and without you saying we're alright I would've festered on the thought.

>>146970

but you could wank in peace

>>146974

I am sorry I let you fester as long as I did. I shouldn't have done it, but I was in a bad way. I'm sorry.

>>146946

he told her before he feels like commiting suicide and she said if he does she will too

>>146973

$35/h is fucking insane

>>146978

I know, get fucking hyped for the commune its coming soon lads

>>146979

god speed

Hey Guys it's going to be the islamic new year in a few hours time

>>146981

good job did you make the batter yourself

>>146982

>islamic new year

>on 9/11

Top fucking kek

>>146984

yeah no joke check it up

>>146983

I wish. Just woolies brand southern style chicken pieces.

>>146986

>woolies brand southern style chicken pieces

Are they the ones in the fresh section? Are they good?

>>146987

Nah,it was freezer. alot of the 'fresh' chicken arrives frozen at woolies

>>146986

I thought it was fish

Deep red with a purple rim

Very chocolaty aroma with some ironstone and vanilla touches.

The palate is soft and rich, round and quite oaky tasting, with a trace of bitterness at the end and decent persistence.

The tannins are very soft and easygoing.

>>146990

Sounds like you are describing my pecker

>>146976

We all have our moments

Today was fucking shit.

Moved into the new seating location.

I have no privacy.

There's a Russian who can't speak English properly.

There's a curry nigger who is completely unintelligible. He also snorts like a pig every two minutes.

There's a boomer who shouts at everybody because he is deaf.

There's some data idiot who wears the most hippy looking shit he can find at op shops. Think orange frilly shirts with brown flares, rings on every finger, etc.

Asked my manager if the curry nigger's snorting was ignored for "cultural reasons".

>>146993

>Asked my manager if the curry nigger's snorting was ignored for "cultural reasons".

What was the response?

>>146993

Sounds rough.

>>146994

"We can talk about that tomorrow".

>>146997

Workplace racism is frowned on these days. They might send you to a sensitivity training course.

Two days of full time wagiedom, I thought I would be more tired but I am doing surprisingly well, although that might change by the end of the week.

>>146998

Being a fucking pig is also frowned upon. They can't have one without the other.

>>146999

Is that you Shire? I was going to ask how you were going.

>>147000

True but just remember that when you are eating an executive-sized KFC meal at your desk.

>>147002

I haven't eaten lunch for 3 weeks this week.

Will probably start taking the 30 minute break I am entitled to though, just to get away from these creatures.

I still haven't heard anything from centrelink regarding my dsp application, I think I'll call them tomorrow, when is the best time to call, 8:00 am?

>>147001

Yep, so far things are going well.

>>147005

Must be good having a job where you do things with your hands and have a sense of accomplishment at the end of the day.

>>147005

That is good to hear mate. Is the workload okay? Are your coworkers easy to get along with?

>>147006

Yeah it's pretty good until you get a cunt of a car to work on.

>>147007

Getting on good with everyone, I think I mentioned one of my m8s works there in the parts department, he hooked me up with the job, it's only a small workshop with 5 other mechanics, I'm working on the used cars that get traded in so I don't have to hurry or rush things for waiting customers, currently working on a 2008 Mitsubishi Pajero not a fun car to work on

>>147008

What's the cut-off point on a used vehicle with regard to repair or ignore? I imagine the margins aren't great if you discover the blown cylinder head or something after the dealership has already taken ownership?

>>147008

how are things going with the gf?

>>147009

Usually they won't trade in cars older than 10 years old, they probably wouldn't accept a car with a blown head gasket or they would give the owner virtually nothing for it. The Pajero I'm working has a few problems, oil leak from the rear main seal which is a pretty big job and it's going to need new radiator hoses.

>>147010

Going good, taking her out for another driving lesson tomorrow after work.

smelly abo lesbian pirate vaginas

>>147011

Have you had sex with her yet?

>>147013

An inappropriate question.

>>147013

Um, many times.

>>147015

Does she have nice tits?

>>147016

Yes, they're nice.

>>147017

Long nipples?

>>147018

Disgusting question.

>>147018

Lol no

You should not indulge these pervert NEETs by answering their inappropriate questions.

>>147021

Don't listen to this NEET. He is being churlish because his relationship with Cruising NEET is breaking down.

The fapping skin tear on my penor has started to heal, but now I'm really craving a wank and don't wanna lose all this progress

>>147023

Vitamin E cream is both healing and lubricating.

>>147023

Have a wank

>>147021

I probably shouldn't, but I'm just giving them vague answers.

Anyway I need to have a shower and get dinner ready, I stink of diff oil and grease.

>>147023

Resist the urge. You are a man, not an animal.

>>146960

I bet he secretly does.

>>147031

hot

I had one of the best faps today, I found a vid that hits all my kinks

>>147033

Bridget The Midget's interracial ganbang?

>>146999

Good lad, you handling it alright?

>>147033

A video of the Queen mum?

>>147035

>>147037

http://www.homemoviestube.com/videos/295442/9incher-blowjob-cum-in-mouth.html

>>147022

>Cruising

>>147041

It was a deliberate choice.

>>147039

So what is it in this video that does it for you?

>>147043

He wishes he could be on the receiving end of a dick that looks like his.

>>147043

cum eating, her tits, the way she sucks it and bobs her head and deepthroats it

>>147045

nah

>>147046

go on

>>147044

Does that use compressed air?

Don’t blow air in the vagene

>>147047

why

>>147048

>>147050

Get her up on the hoist and see what’s going on up there with that thing.

>>147052

Put it all in a bag and then in a box and then in a shed and then put an old tv on top of it all.

>>147052

Upload a torrent for us.

>>147053

>>147052

Put it in the bin.

>>147055

I just can't bring myself to do it. I've had my finger on the delete button several times but just can't. I'll probably keep it forever, I guess first love is different

>>147056

did she have long nipples?

>>147056

You have triggered something

https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=d5H9eOGxs8C

>>147058

The sort of song a dumb teenager thinks is deep and meaningful.

>>147060

She did.

I-it was our song..

Feels

Gzoes

>>147064

Well bantered.

High quality Aboriginal cinematography

>>147067

Don't forget that she also had some sneaky slices of salami

>>147067

Would a true executive be able to control themselves in such a position?

>>147069

Deli counter meats always look slimey to me.

>>147070

Would you get into the twiggy sticks and other meats. I feel I, a skele, could easily add a 0 onto the end of that figure.

>>147071

Yeah, I'd probably give those a decent nudge.

>>147072

Entire bbq chooks too.

When will we get more boong cinematography?

Aboriginal film festival

>>147076

White night.

Goodnight sweet dreams

I think I've recognized someone who I walk past sometimes around my area is a NEET.

Should I talk to him?

>>147079

Recruit him. How'd you find out about his secret?

>drink a few beers

>have a wank

>need to piss but cant

suffering

>>147081

Have a catheter

>>147076

Good night.

>>147080

His clothes and the way he walks give it away

>>147084

he could already be in the gen

>>147084

Ask for his perceptive on Golden Oak.

I wonder if NK's refreshed tonight.

>>147079

play the neet rap song as you walk by him

>>147088

Do we have a finger solute to identity each other?

>>147069

When I was a big fat I used to eat basically nothing at work. I guess I thought if they never saw me overeat they wouldn't work out that I'm fat because I eat all sorts of disgusting shit all the time

>>147089

two fingers right up the bum

>>147091

That's your loosening up strategy m8

>alleged "missed delivery"

>no call

>no pick up card

>no email

nice one wagie

>>147090

You should never be ashamed of your executive status

>>147093

>tfw no authority to leave

?

>>147094

Anyone who does not feel shame must have come into executivity later in life, after the normies have worn down the born and bred execs

>>147097

any spergouts today?

>>147065

It's all I could find with the word 'Gzoes' and that was the first pic in google.

>>147070

They're the ones they try and don't like.

>>147075

I would like that.

>>147076

NIghty night

>>147099