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Rape

Gape

>>145981

>>145982

A classic

>>145982

shit and beans again

>>145983

acually meant to post this one

>>145981

I find that Pepe on the dunny really funny

runny cunny

>>145986

That is a good one.

>>145989

GIVE HIM THE GOON

Unemployed aboriginal youth

>>145992

They need more support and better programs.

this is the 400th NEET General in total

How far we've come And RIP /aus/ NEET Gen 1

>>145994

THE GOON I JUST FILED WITH THE DAN MURPHY LISTS ME, MONK MAN, DR NK HERE BUT ONLY ONE OF THE JEWS

>>145993

How do we supports aboriginals who are too tight?

>>145995

How many goon casks died bravely to get us this far ?

>>145999

OVER 9000

>>145999

All those gainz that Dan has made

>>146002

Where do you find this shit?

>>145998

Good night.

LifeLine NEET have you tried Dulux advice line?

>>146001

Cenno could save loads of time by just transferring Dan $4million each fortnight

>>145999

I've drank a grand total of 1 in that time

>>146006

A lot of NEETs would be lost if that happened. I don't think they could resist unlimited goon.

>>146008

If a neet takes more than his fair share for a few years before dying of liver failure it's still a net gain for cenno

>>146008

Actually, Cenno would like that

DELETE MY POST BO

>>145942

What is this from?

>>146007

Tbh I haven't drunk goon in about 20 years

>>145970

>Put the crazy goings on behind us

Very good idea.

>>146009

Just imagine a NEET stocking up with seven goons and feeling horrible the next day. So he goons up again and feels worse then repeats the cycle.

>>146003

On the secret Internet, you need to know the password

I am sorry possum, I am sure that my actions yesterday were and embarrassment to you.

an* embarrassment

>>145998

Good night pretty white girl.

>>146015

Oh NK!

>>146002

Why do the evil neets get a commune.

>>146012

You fukin liar

>>146020

No lie,I drink whisky

>>146012

I haven't drunk goon in about 10 years.

>>146022

Get on the goon and save.

I've probably had about 30 casks, seeing as I only started drinking them in October

A cold, lonely night in the warehouse. Had a shit parma for dinner too.

Excited for Monday, got a lot of phone calls to make.

>>146026

(((evil neets)))

>>146027

Have a goon

>>145688

'M' is an ancient letter. It remembers when the pyramids were raised and the sphinx was still flesh. 'W' is a newfag that didn't really become a letter until Shakespeare was alive.

>>146024

My apologies, it was only a recommendation from an ad I saw. I hope you get your sweet release.

>>146027

Call up Gook lady for a goon. She'll cheer you up with her cheeky smile.

>>146027

>got a lot of phone calls to make

to lifeline?

>>146033

>Skipping

This either means no goon or doing skipping rope shit

Gay tbh

>>146034

Say hi to cyndi for me. And ask her what she's wearing.

>>146035

artificial wombs could mean women become pointless

>tfw adequately beered

>>146035

You can't rape a machine

>>146043

good night chink posting neet

Possum hasn't responded to my apology.

>>146046

Mix it with pee pee

>>146046

mix it with russian vodka

>>146040

Most neets won't have to make that choice.

>>146043

Good noight

>>146049

too poor to explore the world of sex robots, too ugly to explore the world of sex women

>>146052

don't go too hard buddy

Really considering a drink

>>146056

see >>146053

Really considering my life choices

Where can I find real rape videos?

>>146059

There is only one NEET with such knowledge here.

>>146059

Your mum's video collection

>>146059

NK's phone.

>>146059

In a real rapists video collection

His mum is NK.

?

>>146065

I pity that NEET

He still hasn't replied to my apology.

The missus did have plans, and that was to go to the show. I got drunk because an old mate was going on that day too so we went with them.

I didn't blow you off to just get pissed.

>>146067

No blowing other NEETs off

It's rude and/or gay

>>146068

I have become the shamed NEET.

Even a post condemning my actions would be appreciated.

>>146067

>I didn't blow you off to just get pissed.

trouble in paradise huh

>>146068

I just put a paper bag over their heads when they blow me

I wonder how long it would take for homosexual relations to form in the neet compound

>>146072

4.6 seconds

>>146072

My plan is that we all have separate huts.

>>146070

It is. I fear he thought I was going to go see him this weekend. I would've gave him more time.

I have said sorry multiple times now.

He also doesn't approve of NEETs partaking in Dan's elixir to excess.

I have failed him.

>>146074

That just means there is nobody else to be aroused by any unusual bumps in the night

>>146076

Your bumps will do.

>>146076

I don't want other NEETs getting aroused by my unusual bumps

>>146077

my lovely executive bumps

Post bumps.

>>146079

I had that song in my head too but couldn't work out what I was trying to say.

shut the fuck up with this boring spamming shit.

board quality has gone down the drain in the past month

Enticing NEET bumps

>>146082

Fuck you nigger

You know where the door is

>>146082

My apologies neeto, only learned discourse shall follow

>>146082

I am not smart enough to talk about or understand real NEETery.

>>146086

Just say stuff about Dan and abbos

It works for most of us

I am awaiting the learned discourse.

>>146087

Dan's an abo.

>>146088

y-you start

>>146082

I agree.

>>146088

I learned at dis course dat Dan sells abbos goon

>>146082

Big aboriginal penis

>>146092

exceptional shitpost

>>146092

Unna cumdies goon tendies.

>>146091

This has happened over and over again.

Identify what you think has actually changed.

You have changed It was you all along.

>>146096

>MEAT

>WITH BEEF

This isn't quite right …

>>146096

I miss the Black & Gold packages. All the homebrand shit looks too fancy and don't give off the same satisfying povo feel

>>146099

One of them still has the black and white ones. I can't remember what shop it is though.

>>146100

My IGA still has black&gold

>>146100

>>146101

My local IGA is in an aboriginal enriched area so I tend to avoid it, maybe that's why I don't see them

>>146103

Not quite as good as 'the skeles will be defeated…. BRAAAPP'

>>146104

>>146103

You tedious boong.

>>146104

a tip for unexpected farts at work neetking

>>146104

>>146103

Missus looks up and says "That's not you"

I guess she can tell my natural timbre from other bumholes.

>>146108

He's an inspiration to us all

>>146109

She's got NK's alpha sound on her mind now

>>146113

You're living the aussie dream now Muhammad

neetking do you remember when export was like 28 dollars a slab back in like 2011- 2012

>>146115

Yeah but den de white man make it more expensive

>>146114

Full assimilation won't be accomplished until I get an Australian gf

>>146116

yeah white dogs strike back again

boongs have been forced back on the turps and coke

>>146117

Even born and bred Australians don't always get gfs

>>146119

In that case I'll have to mog and subsequently cuck a true blue Aussie. So fucking tired of being a virgin.

>>146120

I attract women by standing close to them and doing loud, smelly farts. They can't resist

>>146125

So you can stay awake for REAL NEETPOSTING HOURS

>>146124

NASBOONG GANG UNNA

maybe we could chill on neet street

>>146129

Are you asking me out ?

Maybe I should quit my job and become a professional alcoholic

Sweet dreams all, especially presumably disappointed NEET. I am sorry If I have offended you.

Good night friends.

tfw

bros they broke up

I probably shouldn't have posted that

>>146136

I feel bad for them both, hopefully things aren't so bad

I hope Cheesy is okay. This is what I was afraid of.

>>146139

We all knew it was gonna happen

Meanwhile dans got some great specials on goon

It looks like she is just having a bit of a panic and trying to push everyone in her life away. She can probably be talked out of it in time and Cheesy can get her back. I don't know how good of a thing that would be though.

>>146046

What's it's name

>>146082

I think I might have to start posting stories again to bring it back up a bit

>>146103

>>146104

NK you boong

>>146136

This doesn't feel good, We are all Cheesy

>>146146

that year always sticks out in my mind because i was in year 12. remembering how long ago it was makes me realise how much of a boomer I'm becoming

>>146125

Should've had a 2 litre bottle of coke m8. You'll never make CEO at this rate.

>>146149

He might have put 24 spoons of sugar in that coffee

>>146144

>We are all Cheesy

Except for the part of having had a teenage gf.

>>146150

>>146149

CEO's dont need teeth

>>146152

Or legs

Comfy drinking song to cap off the night. I have an exam tomorrow morning so I'm getting gooned enough to sleep until 8-9AM.

I hope this cheesy business can be sorted out in one way or another. If the decision is reversible then perhaps it shouldn't be reversed, if you follow me. Goodnight mates.

>>146147

I turned 29 this year, and this is the first time i haven't been able to understand jokes and memes and shit kids are talking about at uni

>>146153

thats right.

Cuase when you reach that level youre done with walking.

In fact, all bodily functions are trademarks of the unwashed masses. upload youre superior mind onto the cloud to live the rest of your eternal life as a smoking hot sexbot sucking proto cock and fighting crime in a bleak dystopian future

>>146157

Can I do that but without the

> sucking proto cock

bit ?

I wish cheesey had a gf

I think I might have an early night tonight, I need to drive my dad to the airport tommorow morning than take his car to the mechanic, also will only limit myself to one cup of goon as I can't have a BAC that isn't zero

>>146160

well, we do masturbate ALOT

>>146158

that isn't an optional perc, sorry

>>146157

Will there still be hot fat toothless aboriginal sluts in the future?

>>146160

I think I'm a pretty shit one

>>146165

of course, hot fat toothless aboriginals actually turned out to be the most superior genetically compared to any other race and outlived us all through natural selection

They also invented a VR application to show where all the vacant parking spaces are in the city while your driving… genius

Do any of you NEETs ever think about becoming priests or something?

>>146168

No, not a pedophile.

>>146168

>>146169

Also, religion is a lie. Often spread by a particular (((group of liars)))

The normies at the park across the road are still partying, even though it's almost 1 am. Don't they have work tomorrow morning? Is there a public holiday I don't know about?

>>146171

i live next to gov't housing, those cunts party almost every night until their centrelink runs out

Cheesy here.

Anyway, today she broke up with me with an email. I rushed over there to confront her, I couldn't convince her that you shouldn't throw loved ones away when you are going through a hard time. It was all a depressing sight, I would try and rationally explain things and she wouldn't listen, I was close to losing my temper but kept myself in line. She then had the audacity to say she still loves me (but wants to break up with me) which is just fucking retarded. I just don't care about life anymore and it seems that when something good happens in my life it just gets ruined, and I think I hold the record for the stupidest excuse for someone breaking up with someone else. It essentially was >tfw too depressed. I don't know how she thinks she is going to get better on her own, it simply isn't possible. Having someone that genuinely loves you goes a long way with making you feel validated and less depressed but she doesn't understand that, as a result, now I feel worse than ever. She is so fucking selfish, she knew that her doing this would fucking crush me, but decided to only care about herself and do it anyway. I threw everything I had in my head at it trying to convince her but none of it worked.

I had to leave so I got her dad to drive me to the train station, it was a quiet ride at night, I made some conversation with her dad on the way there, trying to keep my mind of this bullshit, she came along as well, for some fucking reason. When I got to the station, I thanked her Dad for taking me there, and turned to her and said "I thought you loved me", dropped the mic and walked off. It felt both good and bad doing that, but I don't really care. She is now sent me a few emails telling me to find someone else and not bother with that 'stupid' girl. Honestly I have had it with everything, I don't want to try in life anymore and the age old saying (I think) "women will break or make you" kind of rings true. They can and will destroy you, and I can't do my job with all this going on. This weekend I'm going to try and kill myself with alcohol, if I don't succeed at least I'll give Dan some business.

I bet next I'll get fired from my job too, that should be fun.

Good thing no one gives a fuck, I don't either.

>>146174

I was just coming back to gen to see if you checked in. Will give a proper response shortly.

>>146173

>giving up because of some stupid roastie

Truly pathetic

>>146173

>This weekend I'm going to try and kill myself with alcohol, if I don't succeed at least I'll give Dan some business.

Please don't mate. This fucking sucks. I don't know what it feels like. She is a cunt. You don't do that to someone you love. I think all that was mental gymnastics to somehow make her seem like a victim and somehow soften the blow which obviously wasn't going to happen. You were able FNUCIMLK

fuck I really don't know how to console you but I'm sorry. Please don't kill yourself. We would all miss you dearly.

>>146177

you should be permabanned when BO wakes up

>>146179

probably not

but what a cunt of a thing to say to someone in emotional distress

>>146179

Why? For telling the truth?

If someone is such a cunt why should you keep caring about them. I've had people try come back and I've had people leave for good. Usually its because they're cunts and the only way to get over it is to realise they are a cunt. Or you both were cunts and there is no reason to be upset over it.

>>146181

You could have been less of a cunt about telling him the truth. It was his first relationship and his shit is all fucked up. Surely you could have a bit more tact and empathy than just call some poor bloke who probably feels like the worlds ending and is suicidal that he is 'pathetic'.

cmon dude

>>146177

I'm pathetic anyway, so it's fitting. I'm not going to explicitly kill myself, just get black out drunk every weekend and maybe I'll choke on my vomit like late last year. It's likely anyway. While I am frustrated with shit, 'stupid roastie' is a bit not accurate. She made me feel normal, I didn't have intense social anxiety around her, and my OCD compulsions largely went away. If you knew the significance of being near one person curing my OCD, which is a fucking bullshit disorder that is hard as fuck to get rid of, you'd fucking agree it's a shame.

>>146178

Her line of reasoning probably was " she loves you so much that she let you go because she knew in her heart that she was a burden to you and would only drag you down" but when I was talking to her, I asked her if she still loved me, she said yes, but still wanted to break up. I just don't understand the logic behind that. I understand what she is trying to do, but it's just fucking stupid. When she brought up "maybe we can just see eachother as friends" I was trying my best to conceal my anger. She did wish for me to get home safe, and I was wondering why you fucking care. I'm just fucking done.

>>146183

Do you have work tommorow?

>>146182

If you can't control your emotions. You should be medicated. He even called her a cunt (which she is) but then goes on to say he's gonna kill himself. Which he probably won't.

Why would I call him a poor bloke when he knows that hes a poor bloke.

>>146183

Very stupid idea mate. But that's just your decision.

Gonna go to sleep now

>>146185

I sperged out, your comment wasn't that big of a deal.

>>146173

Hey Cheesy,

I'm sorry to hear about what happened mate, I know that feeling of not wanting to try anymore, I still get it even today, But despite that I don't want to kill myself, maybe it's a fear of death, maybe I don't want to do such a drastic thing to my family. But more than anything it's because I still think there's something left in the tank for me. I don't believe nor do I want that to involve becoming just another salaryman who goes in to some shitty office everyday and plugs away at some useless managerial position. You and me are both still young Cheesey, over my time on this board and in other places I've ran into some people who are 10 or 15 or even 20 years older than myself and are in the same position as me. We still have time to turn this ship around, you can make what we would like still. In school they telll us that we can do anything and be anyone, that's probably a load of shit, but we don't need to aim for some kind of glory, we just need to find some state of comfort. There's a story about a graffiti talking about how life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% mortality rate, maybe it is, in the treatment of terminal diseases the doctors aim to get the patient into a state of comfort, and that too is what we should try to get in our lives. About the whole killing one self thing, I'd give it some time, a lot of people, myself included say that they just have some sort of further off time of months or years and then end up putting it off because things get better for them. I'd give that a try. Keep going at work. Or don't and resign, which ever you feel will have you better. But don't do anything drastic mate. Give it some time and let your wounds get some air at least. Aim to get your license maybe, see some country, try some other shit in life, there's a lot of people for whom a break up is a rubicon into something else, a paradigm shift even. It's a fucking horrible thing for someone to go through and I wouldn't wish it on many people but it can lead to some interesting things. Think of those old boomers that wind up in Thailand or the Philippines with some women that are far younger then them after their divorces. I'll finish up by saying that I'd say you should take some time and take another angle, what ever that maybe, it's up to you. But I don't reckon calling it a day and offing yourself is the right way.

Good luck mate

[spoiler]s—gNEET[/spoiler}

>>146184

Yes, it's nice to see someone ask. I start at 2pm.

>>146185

> He even called her a cunt (which she is) but then goes on to say he's gonna kill himself.

Where did I call her a cunt? I don't think I did. That was someone else.

Anyway, I am an Adult, I'll make my own stupid decisions.

>>146188

I was going to suggest calling in sick but staying at home with mummybot about would be worse.

>>146183

Oh man… So you relied on her to help with your mental issues and for your general happiness

Here is words of wisdom to every neet out there. Never ever rely on someone to pull you out of sadness or any issues. It will end bad 99% of the time. Especially because they'll eventually give up on you, get tired, lie and may even start being the cause of all your problems. Only you can fix your problems.

>>146189

My boss has to go into the hospital tomorrow I think, he was counting on me working so he can go and do that. I don't want to let him down, he was really kind that he gave me a job even though I'm an incompetent retard.

Mummy was initially trying to talk me out of going down to her today and confronting her, but I did it anyway and when I came back home, she thinks I did the right thing.

>>146187

Thanks for the uplifting post m8. I might give things a bit of time, but I really don't know. It just feels like there is nothing to my life anymore. I'm not sure if that would change or not, maybe. Everything just feels empty, something I remember well.

>>146190

>Oh man… So you relied on her to help with your mental issues and for your general happiness

She made me feel normal. Something my doctors couldn't do, even though I've had so many. I know it isn't 'healthy' to rely on someone like that, and I was kind of setting my self up to get fucked hard if something bad were to happen, but I didn't think of that. I've made some progress on my own in addition to her help, but things still feel insignificant and now the depression is back to being much more severe there is little incentive to try and fix anything anymore.

>>146191

How did her parents react to you coming over?

>>146192

They didn't really care. Her mum asked if I was alright, I said I'm not (what a dumb fucking question anyway). I think her mum put her up to breaking up with me, they have had arguments between them in the past where she told her she should break up with me because she apparently misbehaves a lot with her parents or something, and has a temper (none of which she has ever been around me).

>>146193

have either of you blocked each other?

Will you still talk to her if she gets back in contact?

>>146191

No problem, I'd wait it out before doing anything drastic as you don't even *know* what you want really yet. anyway, I need to sleep as I need to drive tommorow morning. Night Night NEETs and stay strong Cheesey

>>146194

She unfriended me on discord (which she can't use anyway because her school laptop restricts its use) and the past few weeks we have been just emailing eachother and calling occasionally. After the meeting today I did send her some emails telling her how fucking destroyed I feel, but I left it alone because I don't want to talk to her anymore. I mentioned how I am planning on killing myself, and she said if I die she dies too, and it makes me wonder why the fuck did she say that. Probably just fucking guilt tripping.

>>146195

Yeah, I am going to wait it out before I make my final decision, but right now I am heavily leaning towards just fucking doing it already.

Good night m8, have a pleasant drive.

Anyway NEETs, it's being a fucking horrible bullshit cunt of a day, so goodnight. After work tomorrow I'll be visiting Mr. Murphy.

*technically it's Monday now but I don't give a fuck

>>146136

Ahh. Fuck.

>>146155

Cheers

Good morning friends.

Good Morning NEETs.

Gambatte Cheesey-kun.

Also how old is cheesey? he seems like he is quite young. but it might just be a first gf thing.

>>146202

iirc he's 22, it is his first gf.

Possum didn't say goodnight and isn't here this morning.

>>146203

i knew it was his first gf and i was thinking that was the reason he was acting like a 16yr old no offense meant but then i thought he might be younger than i thought he was. he isn't as young as i was sort of thinking though.

>>146136

W-what, no what the fuck happened, why like this

I'm legit heartbroken and I'm not even Cheesey I thought they were going to make it

>>146173

>she broke up in a fucking email

I'm sorry but that is NOT ok

Morning NEEToes

Also morning all

>>146208

How goes

>>146208

Morning.

>>146210

Pretty good, about to head to work.

>>145993

They need better pogroms.

>>146212

same

got Tuesday off so tonight is goon night, maybe also cheer cheesey up night

>>146143

We probably should give her space for a bit and if cheesey says its OK then one of us check how its all going

>>146196

Cheesey don't joke around with that, you don't need to kill yourself

>>146217

Good morning Karen.

>>146217

Yo

>>146217

Cya I'll be back in not long

Off to wagery, have a good day NEETbros

>>146221

Take care, see you later.

>NEET General #194 - Tranquility Edition

>Lets have a nice calm, comfy thread please NEETs. Put the crazy goings on behind us.

The gods of irony had a field day with this one

Morning all.

Bad news overnight.

I hope he at least got his dick wet once.

Don't forget to wear your retainer, Cheesy.

>>146224

Bad NEET although i do agree with you, especially that she was 16 and she would have been tight.

>>146226

I wasn't trying to be rude. I just hope that he lost his virginity and that can be seen as a positive in an otherwise shitty situation.

>>146226

SHE'S TOO TIGHT UNNA

>>146227

I thouglt he was saving himself for marriage

cunny grool

>tfw beloved NEET still hasn't replied.

>>146231

You dun fucked up boy.

Maybe he had an accident lifting in the shed

>>145970

why do neets make me feel better about being a wage cuck? Is it a jew trick?

>>146232

I am worried.

>>146233

Most of us are wagies.

>>146233

It's a dan's trick.

>tfw marsupial-less

>>146237

He's probably having another episode like last weekend.

Up n at em NEETies

>>146238

He still posted everyday.

TRAPPED IN WHITE POWER RACK - STOP -

POSSUMS NIBBLING ON TOES - STOP -

SEND HELP - STOP -

>>146241

Please don't. - STOP -

Anyway, I'm off to the wagery. I hope he finds it in his heart to forgive.

Have a good day NEETs.

>>146233

You're supposed to use the wagiebux to buy assorted things to forget that feel

If watching The Bold And The Beautiful has taught me anything, it is that Possum is now going to get with Cheesy; Cruisey will fake his own death, only to reappear later; and Tahlia is going to steal the designs for next months runway show.

>>146246

>only to reappear later

at their wedding

VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

My fellow NEETs.

Please do not take your life lessons from daytime television.

>>146249

So am I meant to take them from night time TV?

>>146250

Nah, you just ask an old boong for advice.

They've seen it all.

>>146251

So you're telling me to ask NK for advice

>>146252

Maybe

if you want bad advice

>>146246

What will happen to NK

>>146254

He will marry a rich jewish girl then at the wedding it will turn out he's his twin brother then everyone gets raped twice.

>>146255

But it turns out that it is all a dream and he was in a coma the entire time.

>>146256

I am scared to sleep now in case I get dream raped

Exam in 20m, wish me luck my moggers

>>146258

Good luck. May the mog be with you.

GROOLTASTIC CUNNYMOGRIFICATION!1!

Satan: Welcome to hell, I want all of us to be friends here.

Me: Huh, this doesn’t seem so bad.

Satan: So everyone go around in the circle and say a little bit about yourself.

>>146255

It also turns out that the Rich Jewess and his twin Brother are just him in different outfits and managed to break space time to allow himself to be in multiple places at once but does notice because had too much export, weed and wanks

Its also how he manages to rape all the NEETs even the BrazilianNEET

>>146258

In 20 meters turn left to reach your destination: Exam

>>146253

If I want to learn how to rape then its good advice

>>146261

Me: Big Abo Goon

executive boong wine cask

>>146261

That's the question I hate most in job interviews

People who honk their horn to say goodbye should be raped to death by rabid mongoloids

>>146270

>neets doing

Procrastinating.

>>146270

I've done at least 6 job applications and been grocery shopping. Also going to clean and wash my car, groom my beard and pubes, and look at NBN plans.

Remind me to put the bin out tonight please NEETs

>>146272

Put the bin out tonight m8

Thinking about getting a Vietnamese roll on the way home from tafe.

>>146274

get a kabab insted

>>146275

remove kabab

>>146276

kabab > Vietnamese chink shit is all im saying brother

>>146277

This is true.

He should have a meat pie instead

>>146279

The problem with that is that they are both made by Asians.

>>146280

i think turks are eastern european not asian tho

Awake and quite hungover. Had the goon-shakes for several hours and had to fight off the urge to spew more than once. Craving a kebab but can't (legally) drive to get one. I wonder if that sort of thing can be made at home?

>>146283

Morphine always makes me feel a-OK when I've got a hangover, pick some up from the supermarket and feel better soon xoxo

>>146283

I make my own kebabs, I use Lebanese bread that I get from woolies, then buy some Hommus, and for the garlic sauce I just crush a clove of garlic into some thickened cream(ur supposed to use yogurt) then it's just onions, tomato , lettuce etc, and just stir fry some chicken

>>146272

At 7pm eastern right?

I'll set an alarm to remind me to remind you

>>146285

Make your own hummous

>>146287

I'm too lazy

20 degrees today in Shitbourne, the whole Cheesey business has me worried quite a bit, I hope he doesn't do anything drastic, apart from that mummybot took a dog from a friend of hers that's gone on holiday for the next month, I'm trying to take care of her but it's quite difficult with the dog we've already got as they keep getting in each others way and nearly fighting

>>146288

OK Hitler

>>146136

RIP cheesy

>>146289

Cheesey I wouldn't worry about the most

The other NEETs got really invested in their relationship and will be shattered like me

That said, Cheesey if youre reading this if you need emotional support or something let us know were here for you

>>146289

My dog needs a buddy while I'm away at uni during the day. Pop it over around 5 tonight and I'll look after it for the next month. btw are we still on for the fishing trip out on the coast this weekend?

>>146292

>That said, Cheesey if youre reading this if you need emotional support or something let us know were here for you

I second this

>>146293

I think you may have mistake me for another NEET, I'm in Melbourne

>>146294

?

I'm attending UoM lol, we talked about this all while we were planning the fishing trip. Are you seriously trying to worm out of it now?

How many Melbourne NEETs are there here now? I used to be one of maybe 2 I thought

>>146148

Did the pigeon join in?

You know what? There's no point in pushing someone to do something they clearly have no interest in doing. I thought I'd found someone cool but I guess not. Fuck you.

Bought some headphones for work tomorrow. They were $40 cheaper at Big W than at JB.

Made a roll with triple-smoked ham for lunch.

Enjoying some beer now, while waiting for the postie to deliver my shoe.

My ballsack isn't in its soft low hanging state, it's hard and pulling my balls up.

>>146299

Are you the Disabled NEET with only one leg?

>>146301

I'm glad you qualified what type of disabled, otherwise we might have had a "No, I am Spartacus!" moment.

I have two legs, but two shoes would be extravagant.

>>146301

>the disabled neet

Half of us are incapacitated in one way or another

>>146296

There's Monk, HSPNEET and bottle shop manager neet

>>146303

I'm aspergers

>>146304

>bottle shop manager neet

Wow, which bottleo

>>146305

What's your autistic superpower?

>>146246

Weber will make a cameo appearance for some light relief, catering for the wedding reception. He will discover he doesn't have enough sausages or heatbeads for that number of guests. Later he will embarrass everybody present with an ill-timed and totally unnecessary racial slur.

>>146308

What a classic weber moment

>>146307

Sperging out

>>146310

ur doin it nao

>>146306

He runs an independent one in the inner city

>>146312

He's risking his life disclosing where. Dan's henchmen will chase him down.

>>146308

I will be at the reception and the bouncer will say "never heard of him" upon seeing my name

>>146313

Nah he's actually a secret agent for Dan, he sells goon where the government won't allow him to set up shop

>>146311

NO U

>>146316

I AM NOT!

>>146308

>Cruisy: hey weber it's me cruisey

>weber: hey its the drunkposter with the nigger misso

>>146317

You should join Bolsaronos party

>>146320

The perfect Italian dish for Dan is a risotto cooked in goon

>>146299

I also forgot an anecdote.

You know how I've said at work the girls won't even look at me?

At the shopping centre this morning there was a girl manning one of those charity booths where they try and sign people up for a regular donation.

She was calling out to me and waving and tried to stop me and I practically knocked her over. It pissed me off that the one time a female wants attention from me it is for money.

>>146319

LOL.

>>146156

I'm a young fella that's kinda in society

What are they saying that's confusing you

>>146320

Do Karen Spaggets

>>146320

Do a spaghetti of nk walking to max

>>146320

heh

>>146295

Maybe to one of the other NEETs

>>146304

Yes

Hey binNEET

Don't forget to put your mummybot out tonight

>>146332

Hey buddy, keep the incest in your animes.

>>146332

A sexually suggestive post. I like it.

>>146333

Thank you!

3 hours of applying to jobs and I have an interview secured for tomorrow.

Easier than wanking lads

>>146334

>TFW no mummybot gf

>>146337

Good stuff! What kind of job are you interviewing for?

>>146337

You must not be very good at wanking m8

>>146341

You must not be very good at bootstraps m8

>>146337

What job is the interview for?