/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

probably shouldn't of linked tbh

CUNNY

MELBOURNE

>>145141

I don't want BO to bully me for not following proper neet protocol

>>145144

Oh I know

>>145145

this isn't as bad as the roastie posting but keep it on the downlow

>>145150

Maybe if you're thinking "Man, I should neck myself"

>>145150

More like the man who wants to get arrested

the last thread got really cunnymogged eh NEETs?

>>145153

kek

I hope niggers rape you

>>145157

It got roastied too which is worse

So what are your plans for Sunday neetoes? A roast? Mowing your lawn? Visiting the house of god? Going to church?

>>145161

CIANiggers et al

>>145162

I'm sorry good native man, I will turn the goon supply back on if you help rid us of the pedoposters

Did a global report on the pedo

>>145164

make it a long one

>>145163

probably not much, maybe organise some shit, have a shower and all

>>145167

Good

>>145170

>>>/v9k/17665

>>145170

ain't clicking shit in the middle of a pedostorm

pedoposter there's a board you might like

>>>/suicide/

>>145170

he's not a BO though

Ignore him and he'll go away

>>145178

>charcoal

>milk bomb(?)

>bleach

With ideas like that it's no wonder these retards want to die

I'm going to go to bed now

Please don't get the board banned overnight, neets

>>145190

this

so neets what we drinking tonight

>>145199

what an ugly face

I'm starting to feel like I'm really growing out of this whole internet subculture thing. I don't want to, but sitting here night after night seeing anal prolapses and aboriginal porn just makes me feel like I could do better.

>>145201

nah too many she'll grow up to be a fat ugly landwhale and this faggot there is a spic

>>145205

Cheesecake is the BO of /just/?

>>145211

my email is cianigger@horsefucker.org

>>145216

indeed by the way that email is legit, I got it as a joke but I found it useful for imageboard shit

>>145219

woah calm down mate what if your fucking problem other than the pedofag

>>145217

you mean /laneya/ right

I think I'll leave you NEETs alone untill the morning, it seems that the pedo is just some cunt who's had too much goon and now is shitposting to piss us all off, I'd say to him that he should consider turning off his computer and maybe having a sleep to sober up, we all like to get gooned sometimes but no need to go round being a cunt and posting bait and shit that gets a lot of NEETs pissed off or worried that someone will bust their door down is poor form, sort yourself out mate. Night Night NEETs, I'm off to have some goon and play some vidya

>>145227

who isnt troo goonered

>>145229

it gets you watched so when one of those types slip up they're caught

>>145229

I'm not talking about whether it's legal or not or fucking whatever, I'm saying that there's quite a few NEETs who are rather paranoid and they don't want shit like this in here, go to bed and sleep off all the goon you've had mate

>>145233

ASIOniggers

>>145234

Pretty sure you said you were gooned a few posts ago, all I'm saying is sober or drunk, stop shitting up the thread mate

>>145239

Whatever, have one last (You) from me, sort yourself out and stop being a cunt

>>145248

It was NK all along

>>145246

I'm not talking about whether what the poster is posting is legal because it most likely is, I'm talking about that he's being a bit of a shithead and posting unspoilered porn and other shit which is something that NEETs have gotten upset over in the past

Wait, so this was an NK psyop all along?

NK you complete fucking boong

>>145256

I don't care about it personally, I just know others might, guess I was being a bit of a whiteknight now that I think of it

>>145236

Goon is what got us here in the first place dan

>>145267

>NK sneaking in for a rape

>>145268

>Wh*te People

BrazilNEET

>>145269

I'm not that skilled, he must target the high rise penthouses to rape the millionaires

Are all you faggots still posting on this shit hole.

>>145272

yea

Mentally unstable and lost young men

>>145274

NEET KING

>>145275

RAPE

>>145276

UNNA

Think we should have a janitor for the late night neets

What a shit show

nig

Night Night NEETs, this time for real

>>145281

should be hueneet

>>145280

tell your granny they're not letting you sleep

anyone ITT

>>145286

Yeah I'm actually playing around in PES for the next 8cup, currently seeing how the /ausneets/ team plays actually

>>145288

Do you like soccer games or only interested in the 8cup?

>>145289

I've been autistically obsessed with it as a kid, lost intrest over time but with the 8cup I'm rekinfling it

Oh and btw in this prac game against another team who I thought was a strong contenter, we already scored 3, all of them Dan

Now that abbo shit should be illegal

Morning boys. What's with the spamming? Did I miss something?

>>145292

we have a pedo neet who seems to pipe up when gooned once every few months

he got butthurt about getting banned the first time

>try to make friends with dude locally

>starts hitting on me when I haven't reciprocated or showed any attention

but why

>>145293

Seems to be the case, hopefully this won't happen again anytime soon.

>>145294

Did you rape him?

>>145294

DoodleNEET?

Male/female friendships don't exist, that's just how things are.

Otherwise whack him for being a fag.

>>145295

Not yet

>>145296

I am a fag, I just have too many female friends and only 1 male friend so it's just annoying when the past 3 dudes have hit on me ruining it before even getting to know eachother

agreed to participate with dad in his hobby tommorow morning

why am I still awake at suck a ridiculous hour

>>145298

Is his hobby running abbos over to get them off his property?

>>145300

Have a wank

>>145065

What does the PD bit stand for?

>>145076

I'll dump you in the Murray mate.

>>145092

>>145093

That wasn't even this website.

>>145125

The whole world is.

>>145132

UNNA cuz the cunts who do that usually spoiler it

What the fuck went on last night?

Last gen and the catalog look like poo.

Morning all.

Glad I went to bed at 7.30 last night.

Disgraceful.

*braps into your cunny*

>>145255

Him and some other NEET are the two layena fans.

>>145305

>>145304

Morning.

>Disgraceful.

Sure was, that may have been the worst we've had it.

>>145260 lol

>>145297

Tell that all you men are all the same.

>>145292

>>145296

>>145300

>>145303

>>145304

>>145305

>>145308

Good morning NEETs. What are you NEETs up to today? Are you going to go to Church to repent your sins?

>>145311

Morning, I'm going to wash my clothes and play video games.

>>145312

I'm going to wash my karen and watch anime.

>>145313

I'm going to make a bacon and egg roll and tidy my room some more.

>>145313

She needs a good washing.

>>145310

Heh, doesn't help where I'm finding but I make it clear I'm not interested

>>145317

They're treating you like a piece of meat.

You deserve better.

>>145318

I'm aware, I don't continue forward

Could really go a tendercrisp right now.

>>145314

The roll was good. Added some vintage cheddar.

>>145321

sounds nice! Did you have any sauce with it?!?

>>145322

Do. Just lightly toasted bun with butter, cheese, bacon, egg, salt and pepper.

I'm having some leftovers

There's potato pancake batter in the fridge and some goulash so I made/heated that, and I left it all out so my dad can have the rest when he wakes up

She's telling me about the shit I was doing yesterday. Dan very nearly got me arrested.

>>145325

Toby?

>>145327

Thank you, BO.

Have a good Sunday.

>>145325

Dan had nothing to do with it.

>>145326

Negative. I may have been going by that yesterday though. I don't know.

>>145325

You will need to fill me in on the back story here.

>>145327

Good work BO, thanks.

>>145329

I relinquish all liability and hold the vile Irishman accountable.

>>145330

I told you to rename the missus Toby (and whip her).

>>145327

Fair enough he was being an attention whore anyway so he should get banned.

>>145331

I'm not entirely sure myself. My throat feels like after a heavy night of smoking white ox.

>>145334

When was this?

>>145333

Now that you are sober see if you can act with some integrity by not telling us what you did as a way to boast about it.

>>145337

Here: >>144726

>>145327

Thank you for your hard work.

>>145338

Oh, ok.

>>145339

I don't think that happened.

>>145342

>I don't think that happened.

It should. She can't go around calling herself Kunta Kinte.

>>145343

>>145346

Are you going to get lessons?

>>145347

He has said, yes.

>>145347

I'll try to teach myself at first just so I can get a basic grasp before I go into thinking about lessons. I just think it'd be really annoying trying to teach a brainlet how to play a harmonica when he hasn't even laid his fingers on one yet, plus I'm low on cash.

>>145349

You'll be the next Mozart, just make sure you write a song about getting your ass licked like Mozart did.

>>145350

Leck mich im Arsch

G'morning NEETs

I slept in, feels good.

>>145327

>The pedo is the same person who posts those creepshots.

I thought that was NEETking or one of the other regulars here

09/09/18 is a good date.

>>145354

It has a certain mathematical correctness

It's too bad, because I actually liked the creepshotposting

>>145356

I meant to pay attention at 11:11 on the 11/11/2011 but then I forgot about it.

>>145358

We will remember them.

Does that NEET who thought he was having heart attack symptoms still post here?

Did anyone hear what happened in the US open womens final. god i hate Serena, she truly is the worst athlete in the world.

>>145363

Yeah. Morning TV shows were playing it over and over again. Pity the umpire didn't just DQ her immediately.

>>145365

There are some niggers across the road. I chuck tek screws in the gutter on that side of the road every now and then.

>>145364

they should ban her from the sport for all of her steroid abuse.

>>145367

She looks like the missing link.

>>145369

Don't really see them. Friday afternoon about six or seven other cars fill the street and niggers go inside for a few hours.

>>145362

Does that NEET who intended to penismog the chads in the gym changeroom still post here?

>>145371

That is MuscleNEET and I believe he still posts here but he never really responds to my questions.

>>145371

I don't even know what that means.

>>145372

InterrogationNEET you have to ask all your questions in one post, that way people won't get tired of the endless onslaught of questions

>>145373

Then I wasn't asking you then

>>145371

It was a public shower and yes, I do. The mogging didn't go very well and I've since put on weight which covers the base of my shaft and also makes my penis look smaller because of the increased size of my body.

>>145372

Is this the NEET who kept quizzing me on the illicit sex toy?

>>145376

>The mogging didn't go very well

That's too bad mate

>Is this the NEET who kept quizzing me on the illicit sex toy?

Now I have questions about this too. Well, just one. Can you post a picture please?

>>145374

I apologised, but only two of those questions were mine.

>>145376

>Is this the NEET who kept quizzing me on the illicit sex toy?

This was me and I wanted to know the end of the story as the built up to a climax of you hiding it from your mummybot when it was delivered.

>>145380

Soulless tennis nigress

>>145380

Has Obama started playing tennis now ?

>>145380

This is how I imagine Cruisey's GF.

>>145375

More than a little rude.

>>145383

I always imagine her as oprah

>>145384

you got mogged

Thank you BO for your fast response.

>>145386

Go and mog yourself

>>145388

uncharacteristically rude mog

>>145389

I'll mog you m80

Urban Dictionary says mogging is the act of displacing the Alpha Male Of Group (AMOG).

>>145391

This is a terrible idea. Drink more before posting again.

>>145393

You don't need gimmicks, Daniel.

>>145391

As if anyone could match Dans manly swag

Dan's should host a Mohammed cartoon drawing competition. I'd love to see a bunch of drunk bogans clash with some uptight muslim scum.

>>145397

This idea I like

>>145396

Weber is pretty stylish.

>>145377

Thank you for your kind words. I have already posted a photo and archiveNEET has it in his collection.

>>145379

I tried it when nobody was in earshot because they can be quite loud. It was like fucking a jellyfish, not very similar at all to a fleshlight, and I quite enjoyed it. Then it broke.

>>145399

(for a fat cunt)

>>145400

> It was like fucking a jellyfish

Which type of jellyfish?

>>145401

>for an EXECUTIVE cunt

Sorry for asking this when I said I only had one question, but what the hell is it like to fuck a jellyfish

>>145404

Like fucking a fat girl on meth only more embarrassing

>>145404

Better than being fucked by one.

I pity that one NEET who'll try and fuck an irikanji jelly fish by mistake.

>>145404

It hurts on one side and disappointing on the other.

>>145408

That sounds like fucking a tranny

>>145363

I feel kinda sorry for all the actual women who want to play sports. Having their own leagues segregated from men is necessary for them to have an actual chance at playing a fairly balanced match, but now it's being ruined by an invasion of trannies, steroid monsters and blacks.

>>145410

Do not feel sorry for them. Their place is in the home cooking and raising children.

>>145411

Do they cook the children before or after they raise them ?

comma's are important

>>145412

kek

>>145412

>comma's are important

There is no apostrophe required. You have effectively written "comma is are important".

>>145414

I did that deliberately to give you a rebuke

grammarmogged

>>145415

You are a gentleman and a scholar.

>>145418

No thank you, it's Sunday.

>>145418

GAPE

warm aboriginal grool

>>145423

Imagine sliding into some 38oC aboriginal cunny. Bliss.

>>145424

i chuckled a little.

>>145402

Tengachi jellyfish caught off the south coast of Japan in the late 1800s and fortified with wax were the first male masturbation devices. It was a relatively large industry until the austerity measures of the second world war and then, when the allies won, the new American administration of Japan set up laws to parallel those back home in the US. Cannabis was made illegal, for instance, when it had been farmed for thousands of years in Nippon to produce textiles, and the legal prostitution industry was forced underground as well. The censorship of Japanese porn is the result of the same set of laws which were never repealed.

Sex toys were illegal until fairly recently which is why there's been such a huge explosion; the Japanese population today is like a starving kid in a lolly shop. Anyway, by the time sex toys became legal again, there were better options than jellyfish.

>>145425

I didn't

>>145427

He's check that woman's fever with his NEET stick

>>145426

Are you the NEET who corrected me when I said the Japanese age of consent is 13? I'm glad there's a NEET around who knows all of these things

>>145426

So … the japs were all jellyfish fuckers till they got nuked ?

>>145430

You seem quite angry today

>>145431

Being angry is all the rage these days

>>145432

I see what you did there.

>>145432

That sounds mad

>>145429

There must be more than one of us.

>>145430

Technically they stopped being jellyfish fuckers soon after the start of the war. The industry was so big because they could only be used once; you can hardly clean out a jellyfish like a silicon toy. The government couldn't justify this kind of excess spending during wartime so a lot of these luxury industries were 'temporarily' shut down until the inevitable victory lol. During the war they opted for the more economical alternative: multi-use Comfort Women.

>>145435

I bet they made the pre-war Japanese NEETs work in the jellyfish factories.

Kind of a proto-Jap-MAX

Tiny japanese weewee that fits inside a jellyfish

jellyfish cunny

aboriginal jellyfish prostitute

I have been constantly remembering and forgetting to consolidate my 4 super accounts for the last several weeks, maybe months.

I thought it would be a long process of calling up each of the funds and requesting paperwork or transfer or whatever.

I just logged into the ATO website and did it all within 5 minutes. Fuck me, I'm always surprised at how easy shit is once I put my head down and get it done. I need to stop overthinking shit and just get on with it. Feeling good having resisted Dan last night, sleeping was a bit of a struggle though. Gonna try and go for the whole week Dan free.

Frail aboriginal jellyfish prostitute

>>145440

good work NEET you should reward yourself with a jellyfish

>>145440

>having resisted Dan last night

Well done mate. Keep it up.

>>145436

heh.

>>145362

I would wager that description fits numerous neets

>>145363

Imagine being a professional athlete and losing a match because you had a "where are my tendies mummybot" tier spergout

>>145354

>09/09/09 was 9 years ago

>>145446

>09/09/99 was 19 years ago

>>145448

also 119 years ago, coincidentally

>>145449

Numbers are scary

>>145452

I worry for your family members

>>145452

I was gonna mog a few NEETs then go and have a quick jellyfish

>>145454

I do not like these new memes

>>145452

Keep up the good work, mate.

i might have to go to the supermarket soon to get food. i think i am going to try and make some corn fritters.

>>145327

Need a nightshift janitor tbh

That's strange.

My washing basket smells like piss but I don't recall pissing in it.

>>145460

>Need a nightshift janitor

I can actually do this

I'd be a double-janitor

>>145462

Your dog/cat?

>>145457

To avoid rape I just litter so I won't need to go near the dumpster

>>145465

Nah, my cats piss smells stronger

>>145461

NK with janitorial powers sounds like a great time

>>145462

maybe you have piss on your nose

>>145466

That'll earn you a good turkey slap

>>145468

>piss on your nose

Nah, I'm not jewish

>tfw Sunday is already almost over

tfw gonna re-up on bud and play stardew with this grill later today B^)

>>145471

>J U S T

>>145474

A time when NK needs to change the rape schedule to peak hours only for the next five days.

>>145475

Sunday is a good day for rape, all the women leaving church are easy pickings

>>145474

It is currently 12:26am in hueland, mate

Well hello everyone

>>145478

hey virgin

>>145479

How can you tell he's a virgin ?

>>145480

reddit speak obviously

Anyone else gooned before noon?

>>145481

>reedit speek

By social inclusion?

>>145482

I'm drinking milk

>>145471

i just woke up, went to bed at like 5am

>>145481

I thought you couldn't post on reddit unless you fucked a nigger

>>145487

Nah that's Tumblr

>>145483

Has it gotten better?

>>145483

It's for the best. I've got thousands of emails that I need to delete.

>>145489

Still the same, just older and more of a nervous wreck from years of constantly obsessing with all my failures

>>145492

I remember thinking a similar thing in 2012

>>145461

I second this nomination for NK

I will also nominate NK as janitor if he cleans up his room and posts photographical evidence

>>145497

He's got the trash bag it'll be all goof

>>145497

Are you single, neet kings mummybot?

>>145499

Curses, my cunning plan has been spotted

And sorry I don't date NEETs

>>145500

>And sorry I don't date NEETs

Racist white dog

>>145499

we never hear about Dadbot don't we

>>145500

Hey NK's mum I have a job :^)

the fuck is going on

>>145502

If I remember correctly NKs daddybot has a big house and a slavish mail order bride

>>145504

>If I remember correctly NKs daddybot has a big NOSE and a slavish mail order bride

>>145505

That too

Wonder if neet King's sister is hot

>>145507

Alpha males usually have hot sisters

>>145504

>>145505

>NKs Dad is a jew who works in the slave trade

It all makes sense especially when you consider that the comet ping pong pizza place /pol/ was sperging about a year and a bit back has a Perth branch

>tfw NK is our inside man in the Jewish pedo circles

wew

>>145507

SHES GOT A BIG BOONG NOSE UNNA

>>145511

>long nose tribe take women again

:(

>those two sub communities that exist on /ausneets/

>>145513

We can't afford a neet sub yet, let alone two

>>145511

>>145512

If you averaged out a boong nose and a jew nose you might get a normal one.

Or a huge monstrosity I guess

>>145513

what communities

>>145517

The rapists and the jellyfish

>>145517

You have two clans the Exec Clan lead by the BO, they are a soft lot that don't take well to critisism but they're nice people then there are the SkeleNEETs a rebel faction 'led' by the crazy antics of NEET "RapeNEET" King whos goal is to have an UNNA Good time on the thread and unlike Execs and foreigner NEETs Other than HueNEET he's probably my favorite foreign NEET find postings like "BIG ABO POOS" to be very comfy

also this >>145518

>>145519

around elves watch yourselves

BIG COMFY ABO POO

>>145520

Huh, I've been on off participating since like 120 but damn I usually post in the dead of morn so never really encounter that

>>145520

NEET King is a big guy in training

>>145524

>120

120 /ausneets/ or 120 /aus/

>>145524

The politics of /ausneets/ are a subtle and confusing thing

>>145525

TELL ME ABOUT NK WHO DOES HE BUY THE EXPORT

>>145526

ausneets, I usually just open 8ch and then come here if it's top activity or posting I think

>>145527

DEEPEST LORE

>>145528

NO HE BUY THE VODKA

>>145528

It's a good beer

>>145531

Don't worry cannadaNEET, you're probably my favourite cannuckistanian

>>145531

Sorry Louisianna NEET but you don't pop in enough I thought you had left us but don't worry you're a top cunt

Better than Hans where ever the fuck he left us to

>>145533

He's not a Canadian

You just called an American the worst thing you could call an American

I liked slovenianeet

Wasn't there a jewneet a while back ?

I didn't like him

>>145529

Oh so you're a newNEET

>>145529

and i thought i was new

>>145537

NEETKing?

I like NK

I don't like the idea of a /usneets/ board, the name is too similar to ours. We should have predicted their intellectual property heist and claimed the board before they could get to it.

>>145534

I lurk most of the time, I'll try to post more. Figured my janineet updates weren't very interesting was all since that's all that's going for me right now.

>>145537

There have been numerous jewneets

>>145539

tbh same, I think I'm /aus/ 150

>>145544

The OP of that thread was a retard

>>145541

Hans?

How is it going mat where the fuck have you been

Don't read the thread

>>145546

his IP registers as canadian for some reason he doesn't know why

>>145546

It's an undead proxy in my browser. Still have no idea why/how it's still on.

>>145547

>Hans

VPN

>>145550

oh gay

>>145178

Good advice.

Also

>>>/oven/

and

>>>/rope/

>>145538

>>145539

yes/no been on 8ch abit before exodus but never bothered with /aus/ that much cause it was just a shitpit at the time

>>145544

your older than me. i came at the start of /ausneets/ because i wanted to see why you guys broke away from /aus/ and i never left.

>>145555

We're all gonna make it, fam. It's going to be okay.

>>145555

hopefully shes a qtie.

>>145555

Funny you say that. A coworker told me that one of the identical twins that work with me has a crush on me. She's a qt but I connect more with her sister. She's a quiet type that can hold a conversation well too. Not sure if I'm ready to have a gf yet. 6th grade was the last time I held a girl's hand but the >tfw no gf hits hard every time she leaves or I don't get a chance to talk with her on break.

>>145553

is that by the same guy who did the one of the Natoc who dated a Jew and hate fucked her

>>145560

*NatSoc

>>145560

Nah, different comic but I did post both of them

>>145559

>tfw will never have a relationship with identical twins where they'll randomly swap out and then blame you for cheating

>>145562

can you post it, it made me kek

>>145209

Quitters never win.

>>145311 (checked, also 09 -> 11)

>Are you going to go to Church to repent your sins?

The church of Dan, yes.

>>145327

>If you don't like it then go back to /aus/

They're not sending their best. also thank you BO

>>145357

Repent.

Installing GTA SAn Andreas on Linux

>>145563

That's actually one of my biggest fears. I'd never be able to tell the difference if one of them took off their glasses. Which is the only way I can tell them apart.

>>145566 (checked)

>on Linux

/ausneets/ is an LGBTQIPP+ friendly board.

>>145567

I wish I had an identical twin, we'd do the best shenanigans

>>145568

as raped NEET

NO, NO WE ARE NOT

>>145570

wew

>>145571

WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR SITUATION???

>>145573

Oh, here we go again…

>>145568

This board caters to any freak except those that are attracted to 3D