/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

ROCKHAMPTON

Well timed m8

>>143629

Good OP and good timing NEET

>>143624

> a bunch of shitheads that need to get weeded out.

What are the typical signs of a shithead? Why are they in the industry in the first place?

>>143615

You need to get chicky babe behind the wok to cook you traditional cuisine.

>>143622

That's ok, I miss NEETdom sometimes. There is no need to feel embarrassed though.

>>143627

I don't understand.

>>143640

YOU NEED TO GO TO WORK AT 3AM, GO TO BED

SHITBOURNE

>>143579

I am better now, I did some deep breathing and talked to my dad about his latest business trip, that helped, might have a beer with him later

>>143640

I think feeling embarrassed is a positive sign. I think I might try and do something about things.

>>143641

He's fine and just needs to check in at Dan's.

>>143644

Good work at implement those strategies

I do not like Chinese people

>>143649

How are you going to unlock GF2018 with that attitude?

>>143638

They are in it because the industry is understaffed and over funded so you can almost guarantee a job.

Some of the shit ones come from job agencies and the business gets a lump sum if we keep them on for a certain period of time and we need to give them a certain number of hours.

There is one in particular like that who is shit but the boss wont fire her yet because she can get us 10k if she stays for another month or something.

Others are just shit and bring their own problems to work, one has told pretty much everyone about how her mum made her get an abortion (this is the sup worker that I thought was hot and was texting me).

Others are just too picky about what shifts they want, some dont show up regularly, some sit on their phones when on shift.

>>143648

Me either.

>>143641

I will soon. You told possum to go to bed last thread.

>>143649

Please submit this as feedback to Dan. They should be trained on how to respond to your needs.

>>143644

Good job.

>>143645

Don't throw yourself in too deep. You are doing fine.

I wish I didn't live at home so that I could drop by the parents' house and have a beer with my dad. I could do it now but it would break my "don't drink at home" rule.

>>143649

How do you like to be interacted with?

>>143651

My mother used to run a business and she always used to complain about her staff. I thought she was just being a bitch but maybe she was right.

>>143658

I don't

>>143647

>>143655

Thanks mate

>>>143649

I know a similar feel, one of the guys at my local Dan's always asks me "quiet night in tonight?" It's almost like he knows that I'm a NEET who will devour all of the goon sack or 6 pack that I am buying in solitude in front of my computer screen and not with some non-existent normie mates as a precursor to going out on the town

Off to do a poo

>>143662

Flush the loo.

>>143656

I am taking it slow. Just thinking about things right now.

>>143661

>>143649

They are just being polite. It is you that has the problem with all the bullshit in your head.

>>143659

dealing with them sort of makes you have to have a hard edge so it can make you seem bitchy in general.

>>143640

>no need to feel embarrassed though

He should be ashamed of himself for that behaviour

>>143664

Any viable thoughts yet?

>>143665

Goon Deficiency Sydrome can break a NEET.

>>143667

Please spoiler such accusations in the future.

He wont get out of his nest for a week if you scare him like that.

>>143666

It must be tough being in charge of people these days where you have to be sensitive to all of their mental health issues and gender/sexuality/race/religion minefields and where they will accuse you of "bullying" at the drop of a hat. A real fucking mess.

>>143668

I am thinking about doing the cert 3 in support work next year semester 1. But I will have to talk to you about it, I have some concerns.

>>143666

I will keep that in mind satanNEET

Any NEETs got any flight sim recommendations? A couple years back I had installed Flight Gear, but it is far too complex and longwinding in both it's setup and gameplay to be of entertainment value for me

>>143665

I guess, but it makes me feel insecure

>>143670

It is too late. The shame spiral has started again.

>>143674

What happened to the trucking business you were using a simulation for Dan to see how good you were as a truck driver?

>>143676

Have a wank

>>143677

I never said anything about trucking, you must mistake me for a different NEET

>>143671

That chick has just had an abortion from a dude who is abusive with a controlling mother and she has bipolar.

It is difficult, the easiest way is to be completely impartial and not care. Everyone is equal, their ability and dedication is how favouritism is formed.

>>143672

Anyone can find a participant that fits in with who they are. Some people prefer a man, woman, black, white, physical, intellectual, talkative, quiet,.. It doesn't matter, there are a few actual requirements, the rest is just how you gel with the person.

We have a participant that when we took them on they brought support workers with them because they know what is needed in the shift and the workers knew they'd get the hours if they moved with the participants.

>>143673

It is especially dificult when you relate with them and try to help then they fuck you around anyway.

That's when you stop being friends with people at work.

Have a listen to this.

>>143679

My apologies, I remember one NEET once talked about using a truck driving simulator and I thought that NEET was upgrading.

>>143663

Wiped my bottom's hole and flushed the toilet and sprayed the air freshener.

>>143678

He doesn't do that. If I learn otherwise it will bring me great disappointment

Can you even 9/11 a modern flight simulator?

>>143680

But at the end of the day doesn't someone have to do support work for the really awful clients and the ones with really difficult and unpleasant needs? Are the workers allowed to say no?

>>143681

No problem NEET

>>143682

Good to hear, appropriate hygiene practises while defecating is one important thing that seperates the pajeet from homo sapiens

>>143686

>Good to hear, appropriate hygiene practises while defecating is one important thing that seperates the pajeet from homo sapiens

Thank you. I also washed my hands.

>>143683

I am only made of flesh. Oh the shame.

>>143687

Wonderful

Well checked how much MS Flight Simulator X was on Steam $24.99 amerishekels, such prices are not desireable for a poorfag such as myself

>>143690

Can't you just torrent it?

>>143685

They can say no, some workers like the difficult ones (I do). Difficult doesn't just mean physically demanding, yuck or something. Some participants attitudes are fucked and I'm a passive aggressive cunt so that works for me.

If they keep saying no we stop asking then they have fuck all hours. Even the good ones can only afford so many hours per week. They need to accept some shifts with the harder ones if they want to make a living.

>>143691

I am looking for a torrent now

>>143692

>I'm a passive aggressive cunt

Are you?

>>143694

I can be. When people irritate or try to be difficult I don't fight it I just get over the top nice and that seems to work better.

>>143695

If you did that to me I would give you carpark counseling.

>>143696

Good night Mr Matey.

CANBERRA

It's never too late.

>>143634

Is it exactly like I'd expect

>>143696

Goodnight valued NEET. Sleep well.

>>143697

He would deck you.

>>143704

You reckon?

>>143698

It is never too late. Some very successful people were fucked until their thirties or forties. Some people didn't even get started until their fifties.

>>143706

>Some very successful people were fucked until their thirties or forties.

Goebells comes to mind

>>143698

I passed the point of no return so long ago I don't even remember what it looked like.

>>143708

You only think you did. There is no point of return. Where there's life there's hope, as my gaffer used to say.

>>143710

Night yellow peril.

>>143710

Nighty night.

Jealous of all you cunts who can just go to sleep early like its nothing

>>143674

Pilot Wings 64

>>143710

Gook night.

Cheap goon

Stoner doom

Never a groom

>>143716

I've lost me broom

>>143717

my car goes vroom

Beautiful Asian girlfriends for everyone who posts a picture with a science fiction theme

>>143719

I can't find any Sci fi boong porn

>>143710

God I wish I had a gf

How do you hoard all these images without getting depressed?

>>143719

>Beautiful Asian girlfriends

That is science fiction itself.

>>143723

Racist dog

What are you guys up to?

>>143727

chimpin in fullderp

What is a "bender" in relation to drinking and taking drugs. Do people really stay up for days at a time?

>>143729

Yes

>>143729

maybe not so much staying up but basically as soon as you wake up from the goon coma you get back on it

>>143727

Going to bed. Got the alarm on my phone set for tomorrow morning's appointment but if it resets itself to the 1920's again I'm fucked. Night.

>>143732

Good night.

>>143735

You will end up with a gf who has a penis

>>143737

The slug would not be impressed.

>>143739

kek

>>143741

lol

>>143739

hahaha. Very good. You should get the N and K closer together though.

Can any executive NEETs please expand on what its like emotionally to be fat

Is there a sense of guilt or lack of self-dominance that gets to you? I have some major self-discipline issues but seem to have been gifted with a fast metabolism or something.

>>143745

Excellent.

>>143747

because the metabolism is too fast

>>143748

You just need to eat faster.

I would like to have a friend I meet for breakfast at a cafe one morning a week and we discuss our gains and our deficits of the week. Not drinking buddies, not hanging out kinda people, just some kind of mutual mentor to keep each other accountable. That would be nice.

Dad is shouting at the abc news again.

>>143750

I'd be up for that if you're a CBR NEET

>>143752

Webber you absolute unit

>>143750

Join Alcoholics Anonymous and get a sponsor.

>>143753

Weber isn’t based in CBR.

>>143751

What has got him riled up?

>>143753

weber isn't from here I think

>>143754

I'd prefer a more Jason Bourne-ish level of tactical half anonymity

I wish I had a Chad mentor

>>143754

in a way isn't this board a form of alcoholics anonymous that doesn't want to stop drinking

>>143759

I wish I had a Stacey mentor

>>143756

Specifically, Julie Bishop being a hypocritical cunt, but more generally, everything the abc reports and the manner in which they report it. Watching him watch the news is more entertaining than watching the news. Every now and then he likes to pause it and have a rant.

>>143760

NEETs, report in your alcohol consumption for today. Did you make quota? The winner gets Karen as a hug pillow

Me: 7.2 drinks

>>143763

just a bit of whiskey with lunch mate

>tfw put on a video of rain while it's raining outside

>>143763

Wagie here

0

Should be about 15 tomorrow

>>143764

whose lunch mate

>>143767

oh dear

>>143767

*wanking

>>143767

when do you get sober enough to get more goon or do you just have it delivered

>>143771

I don't do this often

>>143762

I yell at the ABCnews24 sometimes when mumbot is at work, I put on the midday news and have a good rant at it

>>143763

I will have some goon I bought today from Dan before bed

>>143763

0

Really considering a dart

>>143775

Well done mate.

>>143776

Don't do it you drunken fool.

>>143776

Don't, stay strong Monk

>>143776

Have a fart

>>143768

>>143776

have a steak

I think I will be crying into my goon cup tonight :(

>>143782

Organise yourself. Learn a skill or learn to make connections, then power forward.

>>143763

>Karen as a hug pillow

im going to need mroe than that. im going to need a NEET to dress up as karen and dance for me in a rented airbnb.

every day im listening to songs like this in my car. but work is only 15m away so its not enough compared to when i listened to it from dusk til dawn as a NEET :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0o-ZUP9X_BE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jtKzkez0VA

>>143783

im sorry im still trying to pull up my bootstraps sir

>>143782

Keep at it mate. Save those bux and keep your eyes on the escape they will buy you in the future.

>>143788

Fucking filthy bloody nigger gooks

#GF2019

>>143788

I'm actually a massive racist, does this mean I still have a shot at gf2018?

Weighing up whether or not to drink some goon, at least it will remove the bad feels for a while

>>143790

Depends how good you look in a white robe and hood

I'm finally seeing life in the first-person perspective

>>143793

Who's perspective were you looking from?

>>143794

A lost soul

>>143767

Is hard-drinking-NEET known by another name?

>>143796

>tfw also lost

I can hear my gook neighbours. What hours do gooks keep? I assumed they worked full time and would be asleep by midnight. Gonna need to put on my headphones and listen to audiobooks to fall asleep.

Y'all need to find Jesus.

Amazing Grace, How sweet the sound

That saved a wretch like me

I once was lost, but now am found

Was blind but now I see

>>143802

Your silly /pol/ views are just part of being lost mate. Trust nothing you currently think. You are lost, your soul is empty. The devil has entered into you.

I need to always make a conscious effort to improve my life.

>>143801

I was raised a Catholic, but my family stopped going to church around 5 years ago or so, sometimes I consider going back, I still have a Bible in my room, and sometimes read it, maybe I should get back into it

Have you NEETs ever had someone get a restraining order against you?

Poured myself a cup of goon and putting on a movie, getting cozy tonight

>>143807

No. Have you?

>>143810

One neet did i think

Just finished watching "Ringu".

It's not bad, but the song that plays during the ending credits is ten times better than the film itself.

>>143798

That's purple.

I don't think you've been following your council-approved robe washing methods.

Gen Public service announcement

We are doing sober October

Parcitipation is compulsory

>>143807

No, I am undetected NEET.

>>143814

>tfw no crusader witch doctor gf

>>143811

Monk had some thing with his mother where the police were involved. I don't know if there was a restraining order or not.

>>143813

I'm in

>>143813

I am afraid that will not be happening

>>143813

I vote yes.

Been watching these comfy fishing vids

going to buy a cheap arse rod, lures and tackle from kmart tommorow

>>143820

I spent last november drinking far far too much, I'd rather keep my drinking at the consistent disciplined level that it is rather then boom and bust cycles, as for me those lead to nothing but trouble

>>143821

Good on ya, I'd like to do the same

Maybe NEETs should join the military.

If only we had a nation to be proud of

>>143824

if only they would waive exclusion for mental health issues

getting a mental health plan was a mistake

>>143825

Military is even more expensive than NEET compound, we can't even afford one nuclear submarine ffs.

We really need to stop this self-destructive behavior NEETs

I fear for the future if this continues.

>>143827

But I want to engage in the gentle art of hitting people.

No I'm reminded of hoe much of a disappointment the phantom pain was

I am drinking goon right now, my favourite kind, I've got a half-decent movie on, I am fucking content right now

>>143833

I could go for some of that relief myself. Haven't been drunk for a while.

What are you watching mate?

>>143834

I'm watching a film called "Sully" it's about the plane the landed in the river in new york a few years back

>>143837

nice

like a comfy hanks movie

>>143838

A bit, actually it's directed by Clint Eastwood

>>143838

>>143839

And has Tom Hanks in it too actually lol

>>143827

>we can't even afford one nuclear submarine ffs.

To be fair, the entire country doesn't have any atomic submarines.

>>143828

What future?

Ok finished the movie, was very conservative with the goon and only had 2 cups, meaning around about 4 standards. Night Night NEETs

>>143842

night

>>143842

Drunky night, NEET.

>>143844

Do you drink much?

>>143845

No. Only on weekends.

Finally reading my criminal history

>>143847

is it bad?

>>143846

what kind of alcohol do you like?

>>143848

Its quite obvious and blunt, its been on my far removed google account for years. I should have seen it.

>>143848

Vodka.

It's in line with what's popular here, which tends to be beer, rum, and vodka.

>>143849

I'm not following bro

what naughty things were you up to on that google

>>143850

Have you ever had a gf?

>>143852

I asked a girl whether she liked cocks does that count?

Did you NEETs ever play footy?

>>143854

assuming you mean aussie rules

back pocket because I was an executive. Never stood out because I was always nervous but I had maybe three good games in 3 seasons.

yourself?

>>143855

Played some wing and front pocket. Wasn't much good but I was tall.

>>143705

I doubt it.

>>143750

That sounds good.

>>143786

>>143816

It is better we don't mention that.

>>143824

I am proud of Australia.

>>143835

>even in the hypothetical version she does the work

Hmm.

>>143854

Yeah as a kid. Was a good experience.

>>143868

Are you gay?

>>143870

Both ways

>>143873

What the fuck is a 'H' button?

>>143874

That was kind of cool to watch (without the guys talking). That was the first game I finished from start to finish.

I remember one bit where you are the blonde guy (not Snake) and you are naked and have to get to the other side of the map without weapons that I was stuck at for days.

>>143871

>both ways

So you're like a gay who's so gay he won't even own up to his gay?

my toe nails are very big

Morning NEETs.

>>143877

Have a good one.

>>143880

>Why are we still here?

Dunno.

>>143859

>>143879

>>143880

Good morning NEETs.

Doggo woke me up early and I feel all itchy and weird and can't get back to sleep.

>>143877

Have a good day mate. See you when you get back.

>>143882

It probably rubbed itself all over you and caused a minor allergic reaction.

My caught doesn't do that anymore but he used to sleep with me and he'd do that every time.

Morning NEETs

How's it

Poor shire

https://amp.smh.com.au/technology/uber-riders-with-low-ratings-to-be-banned-from-service-under-new-rules-20180905-p501ut.html

>>143885

You hear Jair got stabbed?

>>143886

Good morning. It's okay thank you.

>>143887

That's good though.

>>143887

I feel sorry for the poor taxi drivers whose only clients left are going to be people banned from Uber or too dumb and dysfunctional to use a phone app.

Taxis can't ban anyone and if they drive past a pack of drunken boongs trying to hail them they get put in the news.

>>143888

Yeah. Seems like the knife went into his liver so he'll be safe.

Standard policy in Brazil is "if you don't like it, brutally murder it" which makes me find it weird these kinds of attacks against politicians aren't commonplace, but right now is one time it happened.

>>143891

I only had a few bad passengers, glad I never went out on a Friday or Saturday night.

>>143892

>>143890

Wouldn't be surprised if Dimla, Lula, Temer and all had "gang" protection

>>143891

>>143890

Misread it and thought it was the drivers

And taxi drivers will cope as long as there are old people who aren't that bad to deal with unlike nk

>>143896

It doesn't matter anyway, new job monday.

>>143897

Ah you got the job

Good lad everything is working out, maybe well see nk get a gf soon

Well cya neets

>>143898

Have a good one.

Big aboriginal jew

Judaic-Dreamtime

I am back from walking doggo. Another chilly morning but I made myself go.

Doggo took a liquid shit in the middle of the road. I felt bad because I couldn't clean it up. I take plastic bags with me but you can't scoop up liquid into a bag.

Morning all!

Slept in.

>>143753

What is this bullshit?

>>143902

I hope someone doesn't slip on doggo's poo.

>>143904

Imagine if a car loses traction on it and crashes into a nearby building?

>>143903

Good morning you absolute unit.

>>143905

Can imagine crash investigators combing the road for evidence, when they come across a mysterious slippery brown liquid on the road.

I always get Burt Reynolds and Tom Selleck confused.

>>143783

>learn to make connections

Wish posting on here was making connections eh

>>143908 SHILL

>>143909

Burt Reynolds is slimier.

>>143912

Not anymore lol

>>143913

His work will live on.

>>143916

Good morning Karen.

>>143916

Good morning Karen.

>>143918 SHIIIIILLLLLLL

Found a place online that sells ciggies for 8$ a pack from indonesia. I wonder what the chance they get seized is.

>>143902

My dog ate some grass or something the other day and puked without warning on my floor. Happens sometimes.

>>143920

If the boomer meme is really an advertising trick I will be so impressed that I will post it out of respect for a superior marketing strategy. But I can't see it, are we all dan shills because we use him for jokes?

>>143922

>PJEETs

u wot m8

>>143922

> PJEET

my sides

>>143923

>If the boomer meme is really an advertising trick I will be so impressed that I will post it out of respect for a superior marketing strategy. But I can't see it, are we all dan shills because we use him for jokes?

Boomer meme is from 4chan, dan's is from here.

I am a HJNEET (Hungry Jack's NEET)

>>143928

HijinksNEET

>>143929

What kind of hijinks can you get up to in Brazil?

>>143930

Usually throwing bombs into people's houses and putting shaped charges on sturdy gates. I wish I was kidding

>>143931

Kike was on her period in that picture.

>>143933

Please don't make this general uncomfortable for our JEETs

>>143934

JEETs are unwelcomed

A JEET stole my foreskin

>>143937

Tragic

Oi a chav nicked me foreskin

Foreskin thieving shenanigans killed the thread.

>>143941

Was reading that yesterday, infuriating.

>>143941

>just like don't be poor mate

>>143941

What a wanker

>>143941

My theory about boomers is ww2 killed so many of the best men around the world there was nobody left to pass on the knowledge of how to be a proper man, and thus all of the positive traits of masculinity like honor or integrity disappeared, and with no males in charge the women went out of control.

>>143945

It's a sound theory

>>143948

Kek

Well played m8

I have a free day today, with the exception of an assignment that's due at midnight, and I think I'll enjoy it by sitting outside in the rain and going to the gym later this afternoon.

Do you workout NEETs ever speak to cunnies at the gym?

>>143952

>Do you workout NEETs ever speak to cunnies at the gym?

Only once when one asked for help unloading a bar somebody had left. Other times it's just been a hello/goodbye in an otherwise empty gym.

>>143953

Do you speak to guys at the gym?

>>143954

Only occasionally. Again it's usually just a hello/goodbye if somebody is about.

>>143955

Very impersonal interactions.

>>143948

Well memed mate.

I have awakened from my nap.

>>143956

It's 4:30 in the morning, mate. I'm barely awake when I get there. Nobody wants to bother anybody else. If somebody wanted to chat, I'd probably humor them for a few minutes.

>>143958

The slumber ends for the ancientNEET.

>>143960

>>143959

Fair enough, I trust your judgement

Morning all. A nice relaxing sleep in till 9am today.

>>143922

>MEETS, PJEETS

lmao that's pretty good.

>>143902

Next time take a straw

>>143963

Good morning.

>>143964

gross

>>143967

If you think chan users are high IQ you are not high IQ.

>>143968

I'm saying they're relatively high IQ compared to the traditional custodians of internet forums

>>143967

I think forums tend to be populated by a lot of boomers.

>>143968

IQ is a meme. IQ tests can be gamed. I'm supposedly high IQ and I continually do dumb shit.

>>143972

Now that you have a job it might be time to start thinking about moving out of home.

>>143973

It's not that I don't want to, I just don't have the money for it. If I moved out now I'd be living day to day on pennies and more miserable than I am now. Even if I return to NEETdom I'll just be back at square one and I'd probably just end it all after a few more years. My efforts to make something out of myself feel like it's hitting a brick wall since I'm having to pay for bills leaving me with not very much. I want to learn a trade or something, but for now I'm stuck being a lowly fucking janitor. NEETs here keep me going, but the normies out here make it hell for me both home and at work.

>>143974

I guess try and save up as much as possible to try and get in front, maybe try your luck applying for some higher paying jobs.

>>143974

Your attitude to the "normies" is toxic for yourself. You need to embrace the normie lifestyle. Try and make some friends.

>>143977

Hmmm, well you said you wanted to get into a trade right? how do you do that in burgerland? go to a technical school or something?

>>143978

Illegal mexicunts just rock up on work sites no questions asked.

>>143978

There's schools but you're going to be paying for them. Other ways involve being hired on to certain companies and if your in the right field they'll pay for it if you're employed with them and you get sponsored. But I have no experience aside from being a bin technician. I have one shot to getting into the trade I want, welding, but it involves me saving up enough money and moving out of state. It's a long shot but it's the only escape I can find right now.

>>143979

This isn't wrong either.

>>143980

> It's a long shot but it's the only escape I can find right now.

Might be worth trying, what else have you got to lose?

>>143982

Well good luck and try and get some decent rest after work.

>>143983

I will. Thanks for the talk, it helped a bit.

>>143985

Just be honest

>>143985

All of those problems will go in your favour, I guess you just need a diagnosis.

Just bee urself

what are you guys up to?

>>143988

Started tidying my room. Decided that took priority over brewing beer.

>>143988

Nothing at all, you?

>>143991

>what you gonna brew?

I have the choice between a pale ale and a dark ale. I think I'll brew the pale first.

>>143992