/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

Gross thread

Could really go for a monster(tm) brand energy beverage.

>>144386

Nah, that was #144

I bought two 6-packs of cider for $20 and after drinking three I feel suitably drunk.

Fuck, hit New Reply too soon. I meant to ask whether anyone had a nice comfy song to go along with these drunken good feels.

Having a kitkat block for dessert.

>>144393

bigboi

>>144392

Here's some boomer pop

>>144396

2 weeks ?

Shit, i'm up to 2 months now.

Please don't ban me

>>144396

I'd struggle with 2 days, but good luck to you.

>>144396

I've more or less gone 2 weeks without getting heavily intoxicated.

I am trying the pea soup again. This time I am going to leave it slow cooking overnight. I just turned it on.

>>144402

>more or less

>heavily

>>144404

What should I be wearing then ?

>>144401

Seriously why not frozen peas?

>>144406

They are a completely different thing. They are full of sugar.

Oh for fucks sake I'm a spaz

Just discovered I bought spinach and ricotta rolls instead of sausage rolls

FML

>>144408

They will still taste good.

>>144408

Condolences mate. It's an easy mistake to make.

Mummybot bought the salt-reduced tomato sauce one time and it was inedible. She wouldn't take it back she said I was exaggerating. But I wasn't.

>>144407

Seriously why do you care? Honestly how much sugar could there possibly be in a single frozen pea?

>>144408

The lettuce and ricotta rolls are much better.

>>144413

Goodnight friend.

One in the middle looks like my gf

>>144413

Night

>>144413

These plain respectable gooks offend me.

I demand slutty gooks or I shall not wish you goodnight.

>>144390

Lucky you, on number 5 of 12 chinktaos and I think I'm taking it too fast.

>>144417

I find this acceptable, thank you.

Have a very goodnights sleep obliging NEET.

Time for bed, enjoy your weekend NEETs.

Really missing my life in Indonesia. Hope I can somehow carve out a living there someday

>>144420

Good night.

>>144421

What did you like about it?

>>144423

Just the constant subtle feeling of adventure. I'm so bored now.

>>144424

You will end up one of those dodgy old western sexpats living in South East Asia.

>>144426

That fridge contains no answers to your problems.

fuck me NEETs waged almost 12 hours today

>>144428

Did you get paid some sort of penalty rate?

>>144430

Yeah I'll get 4 hours of overtime which is nice

Just a bit tired especially cuz I'm back tomorrow but at least I can get gooned on Monday, which is the best day for a gooning

>>144426

Hope you bought the pabst

>>144431

There's actually a thread over on /aus just for the likes of you.

>>144433

/aus/ is dead

/ausneets/ is for all aussies who know the NEET life

Or are you a narkyNEET whod ban NK, Cheesey, Cruisey, Shire, Monaro, Weber, Monk and more

>>144434

weeb tbh

I have a dozen books in my little bookshelf that I've bought with the intention of reading but haven't.

This is starting to disturb me

The ricotta and spinach rolls were bland and disappointing

>>144439

Quite a comfortable scenario

12 full days without a durry

Doin good

dan

murphy

SUCKS

>>144444

Fuck you Codemonkey

>>144445

Codemonkey like fridos

Codemonkey like tab and mountain dew

ded

>>144447

Are you making preparations for gf2019?

Good night friends.

>>144448

honestly I have no idea on how people get gfs

I feel too autistic to go on a dating site and personal shit means heavy touching out the gate I can't handle so no normie get laid in a bar shit

>>144449

nite fren

>>144453

>watching over people doing shit in the house and doing shit in the house themselves

Did you move to india ?

>>144453

Why can't you sleep at the same time as your parents?

>>144454

Don't you watch tradies when they're in the house? I usually set up in the centre of the house and make sure they're doing the job correctly

>>144456

>doing shit

>india

>>144457

are you gooned m8?

>>144452

>casual socialisation

Ok so shit that won't happen for me

>>144453

think of the bright side

Jair is going to win

>>144453

mate I'm really sad you're a hue NEET as if you were an East coast fag I'd offer you a couple days at my house because it sounds like you need the fuckin rest

Should I suffer for christ in this life bros?

>>144462

Jesus is basically Dionysus

Dan is basically Dionysus

Dan is Jesus

have a goon

>>144462

Not till you start capitalising his name you heathen scum.

>>144464

D A N

>>144459

I'm an autist who only ever got one in high-school, so anything I say is worse than dubious, but it seems like going out and meeting people until you find one that you connect with is how it works.

>>144462

What's the earliest record of Christ, decades into the first century AD?

What's the earliest record of Jaweh, a couple of centuries BC?

Compare that to Figures like Herakles or Gilgamesh who have been known for hundreds or thousands of years before then.

>>144466

>but it seems like going out and meeting people until you find one that you connect with is how it works.

you say that as if even that is easy

>>144467

just get a gf idiot its not that hard pussy haha this guy

>>144455

Daddybot always drinks until he passes out sometime during the day, then he spends the night up, having had enough sleep in alcoholic coma. The few times he sleeps at night he falls asleep while watching a movie at 1-2am and wakes up at 4am, which seems like his waking hour, when he does sleep in the night which is rare.

Mummybot has a regular sleep schedule but she sleeps somewhere in the evening and wakes up at 5am.

Usually when I'm restless or woken up early I have enough adrenaline that I can't just go back to sleep, leading to me spending hours in bed with my parents doing retard boomer noises and wasting a big portion of my day trying to sleep but not sleeping. My sleep tends to be napping during random parts of the day for extremely short periods and then hoping night time helps me sleep enough to get a more consistent 1-2 hours of sleep. I think I can clock in 4 hours of total sleep a day, but lately it has been nothing or a few minutes.

Just yesterday, or basically today, I was trying to sleep around midnight until mummybot came knocking and said pizza was done. I usually jam the door to my room because if I don't my parents will barge in and turn on the lights in the evening, in the worst case scenario they'll also open the window which is besides my bed and the huge street light that can be seen from my window will illuminate my room bright orange if they do it in the night or just with sunlight if they do it in the day.

With the door jammed they usually try to open the door and it hits some piece of furniture I put there. It's noisy but it's nowhere near as bad as my parents entering the room.

>>144460

Neet im a a semi sincere larper

I'm not well read enough to respond

Please don't trouble me when I am dru k christ posging

If you don't mind

>>144469

Brazilneet

Begin your ascent

Gf2019 is around the corner

>>144468

I bet normies don't have ptsd from childhood

>>144470

I responded to hue neet not you also I'll agitate you all I want, cruisey screen caps are the bomb

>>144471

he's hueneet

>>144476

drunk neet cruisey

>>144477

we all did

>>144478

Im not cruisey

I'm the reformed narky WA executive

Do you NEETs use any kind of productivity software to keep track of to-do lists or something

I've been thinking about the possibility of this a lot lately

>>144480

Cheesey?

Went out for a nice long walk then had some beers, I see the gen is going along nicely, time for some goon to ward off the feeling of >tfw depressed

>>144485

Then why hasn't it collapsed in a black hole?

>>144482

Cheesey is not an executive

He has a qt vurgin gf

My walk involved buying a kebab then some dimsims followed by two longnecks from Dan then I relaxed by a lake near my place

>>144486

Give me a quick rundown on how you became a neet

>>144487

girls love the big boys

>>144488

Nice Digits NK

also we all know that's Lake Joondalup

>>144490

I am getting goon and I am struggling

>>144492

I'm not NK, I'm at the other side of the country

test

Neet King are you ITT

>>144494

bullshit, only NK buys kebabs

big abo poos

>>144499

Nothing

>>144497

I'm in Melbourne mate I'm not fucking NK

>>144501

hows it been monk

>>144503

I'm not Monk either

>>144504

Can you give me anything to dub you on

>>144505

No

>>144506

I was formerly known on the gen for posting stories of my highschool spergouts

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4333054/Queensland-crocodile-teen-drank-goon-attack.html

I hope none of you NEETs are foolish enough to do anything this silly while gooned

>>144507

You enjoys kebabs and you could call you HighSchoolsPerg, So I'll call you HSPNEET

>>144507

I renember

Any adult sperg out story for green texting?

>>144509

Ok, I guess you can do that, I'm watching good will hunting and about to pour some more goon, what are you doing on this fine night?

>>144511

probably should go to bed at some point but i decided to have a drag so I'm a tap up

>>144512

A drag?

>>144513

a ciggie

Is eating bacon every morning a bad idea

>>144512

Decent, decent, what sort of smokes?

>>144516

JPS

>>144515

depends if it's processed shit or quality

>>144517

Ah yes, truly the thinking man's choice

>>144517

Blue super King's, my boong?

Anyone itt?

>>144521

I am

>tfw no gf

>>144522

What are you up to!?!

>>144525

Watching a movie, good will hunting

>>144521

About to jump my window so I can get food. Usually the plan is avoiding my parents by locking myself in my room until it's night and they're not as active, but I haven't eaten or drank something in over a day.

I WISH I HAD A GF LADS

Finished watching good will hunting, off to bed once i finish my cup of goon, Night Night NEETs

Good morning to everybody except the cunt who posted corn.jpg in the previous thread and the cunt who said I would step on people's feet line dancing.

>>144530

Sometimes I see an equation on a blackboard and I solve it and shit.

>>144529

I'm going to try and buy one today at Woolies.

>>144531

Good morning and goon morning later today for those who arise from a coma.

Morning NEETS and weekendNEETS

>>144533

> weekendNEETS

PJEETs

>>144532

>>144533

Morning boys.

>>144536

Morning.

>>144538

Evening, Hue.

>>144538

>>144536

>>144535

>>144533

>>144532

>>144531

Good morning. Don't forget to clean your room NEETs.

>>144540

>Don't forget to clean your room NEETs.

I started yesterday. It's a big job.

>>144380 FUCKING SHILLL

>>144388 YOU TOO SHILL

>>144540

What about their penises?

Extremely fragile aboriginal prostitute

>>144544

Penis stays filthy with 3 day stale cum under the foreskin. No exceptions.

>>144544

What he said >>144546 i have it on good authority that women like men to have an unwashed penis.

>>144547

Like gorgonzola, it's an acquired taste.

>>144478

I had one drink and went to sleep. Cc's is shit.

>>144549

Acquired by force.

>>144551

Are you channeling rapeNEET through astral waking dreams right now?

>>144550

https://www.canadianclub.com/recipes

>>144507

I have a hard time believing noone remembers spergNEET

>>144554

Morning. That beach was named after me.

>>144557

I am cricket chad.

>>144559

He may have not read the final chapters of your story.

>>144561

Didn't he chase someone with the bat when the half caste was on the team?

My memory is terrible

>>144558

Show me your blowhole.

>>144562

I remember there was an incident in which he fought back against the cunts who were annoying him and the boys left him alone. So that may what has happened, as the story was a long time ago and it was spread out over time.

>>144569

what the fuck is that?

>>144570

Good question.

>>144570

It's cutting-edge worldbuilding

>>144572

Nah, it's a buncha thesbians

Following several deaths related to manga-replica kit-nano exoskeletons, CisLunar Optimal Media Act bans anime virches. Widespread protests result

>>144575

The Day of the REEEEE

>>144577

Go ask them if they want a hand then listen to the footy on the radio with them.

>>144575

i was not ready for the autism that searching that statement would uncover.

>>144580

I'm sure old mate out the front will appreciate the sentiment of a paley with NEETo.

>>144580

>Need to get to Dan's to help me cope with all the boomer activity outside

>Driveway is blocked by boomers boomering in it

What do? Are we doomed in life?

>>144583

>Drops pants and run outside REEEing loudly

>Boomers panic and leave

>Drive to Dans

>PROFIT/Goon

>>144582

ritalin neet?

>>144582

i think it was the fact that it wasnt the autism that i was expecting. i was expecting animetism but i didn't get that.

>>144586

Huh, now you have me intrigued.

not intrigued enough to google it though, because lazy

>>144590

Alrighty, that's 22 minutes of gonad caressing.

Time to stop now.

>>144577

Cunt next door had a skip delivered and is chucking shit into it noisily.

>>144591

I am done when I am done.

>>144597

I think my vpn is running out soon and I will have another flag. good OC, I lol'd

>>144597

It looks like the Brazillian is farting in Dans face

>>144597

The Argentinian needs to be more niggerer.

>>144597

The Canadian needs to be more homosexual

>>144602

more homosexualer

>>144604

Even out the feeling with a wank

>>144603

He's Canadian so he's the homosexualest

>>144589

Coven

>>144608

I would never buy eggs in such gay looking packaging.

>>144606

Notice how he's the only one on his knees

>>144610

What other packaging do eggs come in besides egg cartons?

>>144612

Tubes.

I mean the label.

>>144612

Chickens lol

>>144616

Nice OC.

>>144608

Just another example of NSW sliding into collapse. Even the chickens have become degenerate.

>>144620

A cabernet sauvignon

A difficult rising from my binge slumber. Today I will make plans.

>>144620

beer

>>144622

>Today I will make plans.

For today's binge?

Glad I don't work for Amazon, "It’s a hellscape," said one of the workers

https://www.smh.com.au/business/workplace/in-amazon-s-hellscape-workers-face-insecurity-and-crushing-targets-20180907-p502ao.html

>>144620

Is it just me, or do a lot of places no longer stock lamb? The other day I was at BWS, er, I mean a friend of mine was at BWS, and couldn't find it anywhere - they had other ciders, but not the lamb.

>package arrives at the dispatch facility at 7am yesterday

>won't be delivered until monday

Not good enough wagecucks, not good enough

>>144620

Whisky, Glenfiddich.

>>144620

Golden Oak

>>144629

Be reasonable m8,You've got to give the parcel monkeys time to open it up and have a wank.

>>144625

Thank you I always enjoy new OC.

>>144633

I would NEVER purchase degenerate sex devices

4 cc's and coke and now off to the show.

Fucking bit smashed aye.

>>144636

Pretty fast out of the block neeto, you've still got 36 hours of the weekend to go

>>144633

Not if they tried on his brand new Penis Plug

>>144627

Is it really that surprising given that workers in the UK who deliver goods wear nappies/shit in the vans as they don't have time for toilet breaks.

It is depressing to think that EVERY delivery has been handled by at least 2 pajeets and probably an Abdul as well.

>>144635

>purchases degenerate sex devices

>>144640

The delivery business is a culturally enriching process.

>>144628

I'd imagine the normies buying all the stock come Friday afternoon.

I've never drunk fat lamb, is it one of those soft drink boozes ?

>>144628

The only places I see it locally are Dans and some overpriced smaller liquor store I can't remember the name of. I don't think Dans sells the soft drink bottle ones either

>>144644

Yeah. The flavors I've had either taste like soda or taste like absolute shit

Dan giveth

Dan taketh away

>>144647

Dan taketh some more

>>144650

Somebody should set that lesbian on fire.

>>144650

Train stations are for drugs not dans

>>144650

Lol, fat bitch could probably block an entire row of doorways on her own.

And theres 3 bottlo's within a few blocks of Maylands station iirc

>>144654

>flag of ausweebs

>>144654

Almost looks like a James Bond poster

>>144656

The names Murphy.

Dan murphy.

I was chatting to the guy working at 7/1q this morning and when he printed my receipt he noticed the fuel came to 22.22. Without thinking I said 'nice quads' while walking away. Just.

>>144659

He probably thought you were making a pass at him mate

>>144660

Precisely my thoughts as I walked back to the car

>>144661

Did he have nice quads ?

13 days without a dart

Doin good

>>144663

What are you planning to do with the massive amount of money you're saving?

>>144664

chink hookers

>>144666

Apart from Dan there's nothing Aus about it.

It's more a japneets flag.

>>144667

Well yeah it's a parody.

>>144667

Dan is the glue that binds us together. The "aus" part is ceremonial at best now that we've got half a dozen meme nationalities hanging around

>>144662

Quite possibly, we were talking about the gym.

>>144453

All i ever see you do here is complain about the same thing. Why don't you move out

>>144669

We need to tax the (you)s of foreigners.

>>144664

Not sure. I would have spent almost $200 on cigarettes if I was smoking by now.

I need to start saving for a security deposit on a flat. Maybe I should bite the bullet and get a pleb job for the meantime

>>144671

At the very least he needs a car

>>144673

Did anything come of the IT interview?

>>144673

How far to go

>>144674

I thought you could just borrow one from the side of the road in Brazil

>>144678

I'd like to be happy

>>144677

Kek

>>144678

A white power rack, with Possum grunting inside me.

>>144678

Own a queit yet sustaining takeaway shop/cafe in a small town that I can also live in

Would be comfy

>>144681

What's a white power rack

>>144650

I bet she did it so NK can't rape her behind one of them

>>144685

Even NK would need dick pills for that.

>>144687

*blocks your path*

*cracks his knuckles*

I told you to make our JEETs comfortable in the gen.

>>144688

>14XX88

hmmmmmmmmmm

>>144683

quiet*

I like your idea though, you'd get to know the local community.

>>144686

kek

>>144687

>whisky beer

>>144688

>JEETs

No PaJEETs allowed here Raj

>>144690

Also I'd have time to tinker and do some pretty cool food

>>144693

Sounds like you're moving in a positive direction neeto, good to hear

>>144693

How does on keep bees

>>144692

I have fond memories of the local 'convenience' store as a child.

>>144696

I fondly remember nicking a few five cent lollies

>>144675

Nope. Always the next one.

>>144698

Just treat it as practice.

>>144696

Would you go to mine

>>144678

what would you sing about neet?

>>144659

this is actually a p cool thing to do

>>144650

people voted for this creature

>>144588

these are cool

>>144693

>What you cunts been up to?

Just downloaded some hardcore porn. I've been asking about you lately and it's good to hear from you. Have you played any gigs yet?

>>144700

Yes. Could go for a chicken burger right now actually, and a couple of dimmies. What would you call it?

>>144703

They're called the same but I'm hesitant to sell chink food

>>144704

He meant the shop, you dingus.

>>144705

"Town name" takeaway/cafe

>>144706

What about

Please To NEET You

tfw cafe

>>144701

When love goes away

kinda tumesced cafe

>>144707

The Executive Office

>>144702

>Just downloaded some hardcore porn.

What kind?

>>144711

The I'll Open Tomorrow Cafe.

>>144707

I like to imagine the wagies constantly making "the coffee machine doesn't work" jokes

>>144707

NEET Compound cookery

>>144715

But Dan you are open

Work For The Dole(mades) Greek Cafe

>>144713

It's called "Teens love huge cocks" iirc.

>>144719

I'll Be Back-lava

>>144718

Then I guess my heart is closed young NEET.

>>144720

Confirmation bias.

>>144637

Almost finished the bottle with an old mate before going to the show

Watching missus sing is getting me all loving

>>144720

Teen is neet backwards.

Do you have something to confess ?

>>144724

Whip her. Change her name to Toby.

>>144725

>Teen is neet backwards

deep

>>144727

peed

>>144728

o

>>144729

_

Holding a cigarette in my mouth is an amazing feeling.

It is unlit.

Old mate even has a sesh going

Gonna go drive my car dangerously and listen to loud music

>>144731

Worrying signs mate

>>144733

Party hardy

Cheesey was going to pash without his braces for the first time this weekend and report back.

>>144732

this codger is an absolute mate… the lad is a flintstone

>>144736

>How to annoy young NEET neighbours , part 1

They're called DIM SUM, have some respect

>>144740

>>144738

They're called pasties you fucking weebs

>>144735

Did he end up posting 'before & after' pics of his teeth? I got gooned pretty hard during that thread.

>>144738

Make one of those, except the meat is chicken, and the cabbage is bacon. It's great.

Dan is a sexy man

>>144740