/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

>>181557

That's an uma delicia tier story right there

>>181563

INSHALLAH!!!

>>181567

>phone games

japs are mentally ill

>>181574

The west is even worse in that regard.

Stormy night tonight in Shitbourne

>>181575

Elaborate

80% of people who play on mobile in the west are women

Japanese "men" are pathetic

I just found out that Concentration camps had Angora rabbit pens, iee Ne!

>>181577

I know a great many men that do it as well though. More than I do women in fact.

>>181577

I get the general feeling that's more than 80%, but certainly 100% of them aren't even people.

>>181577

Apparently women only make up 49% of mobile game players in the west as well. It's still large for video game demographics but not even a majority.

>>181582

that's bullshit and you know it

>>181583

True, I would say women exaggerate to make them look like gamer girls.

>>181586

But what for?

>>181587

Because it's what you are supposed to do.

>>181591

I think it's more healthy to be cautious about what you consume be it food, media etc than when you sleep.

>>181592

That is important too but a fixed sleeping pattern will improve cognitive ability, increase energy and help prevent depression.

>>181593

Thanks I guess, I'll keep It in mind for next semester lole

Time to lie in bed, watch some Dirty Harry , drink some goon and watch the storm roll by. Night Night NEETs

>tfw woke up in pain again

good thing its not as painful as yesterday

Good morning NEETs

>>181600

mental or physical?

anyone itt

>>181601

Still physical

>>181603

what hurts bro?

>>181604

Just my ears there getting better though.

>>181605

*they're

>>181605

anything planned for the day?

>>181607

Study for an exam on Friday other then that nothing. What about you?

>>181608

probably wake up around noon and go to woolies at some point. Might even go for a walk before going back to the slavepen for another night shift. I smashed a door at work last night like a mong.

Are you feeling confident about the exam?

>>181609

Whats your job? Some sort of security guard?

>Are you feeling confident about the exam?

Yeah it should be pretty easy, its an open book exam so by study i mean get my note ready that i want to take into the exam.

>>181611

Ever steal anything?

>>181612

just grapes and other peoples food in the break room fridge lol

>>181613

Oooh how mischievous of you, you should try stealing a banana buy shoving it down your pants.

Morning NEETs

>>181615

Morning

mornin

>>181562

Unna Delicia

damn, cut myself shaving, now I have a big piece of cotton stuck on my chin

Fuck why are there so many Nips in this game, it's 4:30 over there on a wednesday

>>181619

Was it picked by your misso, cruisey

>>181621

in not cruisey

>>181622

kek

>>181625

Morning.

>>181625

>>181626

>>181627

How are we coping

>>181628

Are you still disappointed in us AnimeNEET

>>181630

>morning to all

>only said it to one of us

I guess he's only disappointed in most of us.

>>181630

Noo?

>>181629

Reasonably well. It looks like it's going to be a nice day, yesterday I read that it was going to rain but it doesn't look like it.

>>181631

Too lasy

>tfw no bro to help you with your fetish

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-11-21/nsw-police-officer-fired-after-loaning-uniform-to-friend/10514898

>>181631

And to the guy who woke up in pain at that

>>181633

It probably already did, it rained here last night, it was nice

the kookaburras are arcing up

I should be in bed by now

>>181616

>>181615

>>181617

>>181624

>>181625

>>181626

>>181627

>>181628

Morning all.

Nice thread, Weber.

Morning.

Once again laying in bed half conscious for an hour my alarms. I don't know why it's become so hard for me to wake up.

>>181640

Probably because you know you have to get up and serve Mr Shekelstein, and your soul rebels.

>>1815712017 was a good year for anime

Good morning.

Question to the NEETs, what do you actually do? Like what is your job title? How is it?

I am very curious as to what sort of jobs ex-NEETs could get.

>>181645

Thats a bit personal isn't it?

>>181645

hand jobs mostly

>>181645

Post-anime consultant.

Basically I coach disenfranchised young men who have had a tough time integrating into society and help them distance themselves from antisocial behaviours like watching Chinese cartoons in their bedroom.

>>181648

It's a tough job but someone has to do it

>>181648

So you get them into stuff like Sportsball and GOT so they become smart more rational people?

>>181645

I don't think many neets will be keen on sharing that kind of information

>>181654

I fear it's the Penis Washing industry for most of us

>>181655

I shiver to think of the day when even that is outsourced to pajeets and chinese

Yeah no longer will there be NEETs

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-11-21/stephanie-kelton-on-modern-monetary-theory-and-a-job-guarantee/10510758

this is a retarded idea but then i saw who was promoting the idea and i laughted its US economist Stephanie Kelton, who served as Bernie Sanders' economic adviser LOL

>>181657

WFD on a bigger scale sounds like a flawless plan

The wagery drags on

>>181659

Have a cubicle wank

>>181659

Have a meditation

>>181614

>buy

freudian

>>181659

Quit and became a monk

I'll be sending my resume out tonight. An exciting thought

>>181665

You're going to explode onto the job scene sweetie

>>181665

Try to become a receptionist at a brothel.

>>181638

I always know it's time to sleep when I here the magpies starting.

19 degrees today in Shitbourne, the dog ate some of my egg sandwich, I growled at him a bit so now he seems sorry

>>181597

>>181590

>>181599

Why are they so small?

>>181668

Yes, make sure he knows your the top Dog

>>181668

You need to wrestle him to the ground to establish dominance.

Mum didn't get me a Redbull, she got me a pie instead. So I haven't had the first sip of the day…

>>181672

What sort of pie? a Creampie?

>>181673

Beff Cheese and Bacon pie.

Lunch breaks are too short

>>181674

Oh i have had one of those before. it was nice.

i thought your mum would have done something similar to this.

>>181677

im sure you will find a women who thinks your handsome

>>181677

Who are you quoting?

I'm still in bed bros

>>181680

Are you comfy?

>>181681

Yeah

>>181683

you also need to make lunch

>>181680

What are you wearing?

Doing literally nothing at work

>>181686

watch a movie

>>181680

hot

>>181688

i guess that is why no one is here.

>>181691

Yes… It's not a very NEET like NEET board…

>>181692

The sea almost accomplished that feat in March 2011

>>181693

Its even funnier because im not even a NEET

>>181696

if ur posting your a neet

>tfw this was two years ago now

clockpepe.jpg

https://web.archive.org/web/20170102204114/http://8ch.net/aus/res/105342.html

>>181698

>>181695

But who are you quoting?

>>181697

A strange thing about this board and the civil war that has died down for now is that there is an emphasis on improving yourself yet we are still referred top as NEETs while we are here which seems counteractive.

>>181699

I am quoting myself

>>181700

What new name should we take up?

>>181700

Neet life is an improvement.

>>181702

AUSSIB

>>181703

The BO is going to get angry in you keep talking like that.

>>181705

Rebel Rebel, you've torn your dress

Rebel Rebel, your face is a mess

Rebel Rebel, how could they know?

Hot tramp, I love you so!

>>181706

I don't know the reference, I never heard that song(Most likely for the better).

>>181707

>I don't know the reference, I never heard that song(Most likely for the better).

no surprised at all tbh

>>181707

you need to catch up on your David Bowie

>>181709

I've no interest in such things.

>>181702

Cunts.

>>181711

We used that one previously but it now carries some bad memories. Learn your neetlore, huenet.

>>181711

That's far too vulgar.

>>181711

i prefer C*nny

>>181712

>>181714

>>181713

How about NEET?

Nicely Employed or Engaging Training.

I suggest we rename ourselves Unemployed Niggers Neets and Aboriginals

*UNNA**

>>181716

I fucked up the spoiler

>>181715

Very nice. This way we don't have to modify our historical rap lyrics

>>181715

There is no such thing as Nicely employed.

>>181719

You are correct it is know as the wagie rage.

how about Naughty Employed or Engaging Training.

>>181719

Necessarily Employed

Naively Employed Extremely Temporarily

>>181722

this one stings a little

1 hour!!!!!

>>181730

Until what?

Dear NEETs,

I would like to register a complaint.

NEET General #194 was also labelled Tranquility Edition.

We have been given a recycled thread.

Only two more days of wagiedom.

>>181731

I can be bored at home

>>181732

Looks like another OP gets the gulag treatment

>>181729

Very interesting

>>181732

Your complaint will be brought up on Thursday night's council meeting.

>>181724

>tfw no diana gf

>>181739

That's because they're cartoons.

>>181739

Polyamorism is degenerate, hue

>>181739

The person you are quoting should not lewd the L.W.A girls.

>>181744

Who are you quoting?

>>181732

God Weber is a fucking useless fat cunt.

Strewth…

Croikey

mummybot is extremely ungrateful sometimes

>drove to IKEA

>purchased $500 sideboard

>organise delivery to the South Coast where she lives (another $70)

>next available delivery window is 8 Dec

>she throws a fucking shit fit it's not coming this week

>>181749

Who are you quoting?

>>181750

This shit needs to stop, you fucking retard.

>>181749

>IKEA

Suck on my meatballs.

>>181749

That's pretty shitty. Is she always like that?

>>181751

I am confused

I think I'm going to make sauerkraut in the next couple of days. Would anyone want me to record my first attempt?

>>181757

Yes.

Sauerkraut: German girl with a yeast infection.

>>181754

Only around purchases and instant gratification.

>>181744

What's even worse is they will be screeching in nipnong language.

>>181757

Sure

>>181761

I wish Possum had filmed his TV installation.

>>181762

Possum had a transvestite installed ?

>>181762

Was possum the one who broke the tv giant screen tv taking it out of the box? Or am I thinking of some other neet?

>>181764

Yes.

>>181758

>>181761

I'm a lazy cunt and it looks like a whole lot of stuff I can't be bothered to do, but we'll see.

>>181766

Just buy some coleslaw and wash the mayo off by putting it in a jar of vinegar. I think that's the basic recipe.

>>181768

Just stuff some cabbage down your cumdies and leave it there for a week.

>>181767

A life of dignified repose, apart from and above the scurryings of normies.

>>181769

A tradionalist I see!

>>181769

Added bonus, You get a cabbage washed penis !

>>181770

I NEET therefore I am.

>>181772

Sausage and sauerkraut

>>181774

you will be useful on timber furniture

>>181776

I'll polish your knob whenever you want bb.

>>181777

oh my

>>181777

you couldn't handle my Knob

Bloody Polish, coming here and taking all our knobs

has anybody mentioned polish sausage yet?

>>181779

I'll handle your knobby nuts all day.

>>181781

I was going to but then I googled polish girls and got distracted

>>181783

pictures or it never happened

>>181785

Nice to know, I suppose. Are "games" just games you don't like?

Now I need to wash my penis again ..

Sexually arousing NEETposts

Sexually delousing NEETposts

Socially renouncing NEET posts

Sensibly caressing NEETposting

Stupidly reading NEET posting

>>181794

So how do we decide on who wins Nurgle 2018? a weigh in at the end of the year?

>>181795

We do a weigh in and the two heaviest have to try and eat each other.

>>181787

"games" are nearly any "game" of the sort that is popular nowadays, in which they try to turn the thing into a movie with cutscenes that are often unskippable, although skipping them doesn't change the fact. The game part of these "games" is relegated to something other than the front seat, and as such they are so far from a game, that referring to them as a game is a misuse of the word.

See for instance the metal gear solid franchise, specially the ones that literally have more cutscene time than gameplay time (i.e you can complete the "game" in less time than it takes to watch all cutscenes) such as MGS4.

There's also nearly anything ubisoft made in the last 10 years, and almost every console exclusive game in the same timeframe.

>>181796

Which NEETs do you think it will be

>>181774

>I may be becoming Polish.

Welcome to the club, now you need to embrace hatred for other race and alcoholism

>>181798

I will be one.

I find it hard to breathe these days.

>>181799

>now you need to embrace hatred for other race and alcoholism

I thought that was the Irish

>>181801

It's fucking everybody.

>>181801

you mean Boongs

>>181803

I embrace hatred of Boongs and alcoholism though

>>181801

The Irish and Polish are very similar, both are catholic and brutish, only one drinks potatoes instead of eating them.

>>181803

I'm not a mean boong!

>>181806

D o you even GIZZADOLLA bro ?

>>181807

I give YOU a dolla

>>181808

Cheers bro

Hey

Hey bro

YOOU GODDADOLLA ?

>>181808

sucky sucky 1$

>>181810

No dollar for you, Hue.

I hold you partly responsible for the decline of the board.

>>181811

I never once even considered granny sex before hue came along

>>181812

the oldies need lovin too m8

>>181812

I even looked at the 'GILF' category once on nudevista.com

One of my exes is a granny now

I guess if I banged her again I'd be a granny fucker

>>181815

One of my mother's nieces had a kid at like 14, who in turn had a kid at 12. Bloody disgusting.

>>181817

I actually vaguely recall seeing this posted on the old board

Home from work, I made an hour and a half meeting go for 4 hours. The lady was telling me about 7th day Adventists and where her family settled. It was good. I kept getting dirty looks from the other staff walking past because I was taking so long but none of them were game to stop me because then they'd look like shitheads.

Did any NEETs get blown away today? Pretty wild weather in Adelaide and not many posts made. Are you here Possum, I didn't single out your morning posts this morning.

This song came on the radio on the way home.

>>181818

Nice digits, it was posted a few other times and was the op pic in at least one.

>>181819

>Did any NEETs get blown away today?

John tried but I fought him off

>>181819

>Did any NEETs get blown away today?

Commie was drifting a bit on the superway at 110 this arvo.

>>181819

Sounds like a good day.

We made a McAfee dude REEEEEE at a presentation he was giving on endpoint security.

Making a guitar looks comfy.

>>181821

You could've got blown away in return, he's a callous cunt but he gives back.

>>181822

>the superway

I've never heard it called that. Happens to me too because the back end of the ute is light. I could feel it on the regular roads coming home and that was after the windiest bit.

>>181825

I thought it was officially called the South Road Superway? I could totally be wrong.

>>181819

The sheila in that video is still classier than the skanks you'd see at a club now.

>>181823

Why was he doing a presentation?

I don't get what you do.

>>181829

I'm a cyber security nerdburger.

I was at a presentation from McAfee on their latest endpoint protection shit at the JCSC (Joint Cyber Security Centre).

>>181826

>Terrible song.

Phooey to your opinion.

do you guys have a secret handshake or something, or talk in code in meetings?

>>181826

If I was a barkeep and somebody stuck their cutlass in my bartop, I'd fuck their shit up.

>>181832

who?

>>181827

Seems that is what it is called. There you go.

>>181832

Auras.

>>181832

The wankers wear suits, the cool bros wear hoodies.

>>181831

Terrible song as well.

>>181833

It's her cutlass.

>>181832

AEIOU.

>>181838

>It's her cutlass.

Handle is wrong way around for that to be comfortable/do-able.

>>181840

>>181838

>>181833

Its bad OHS im surprised she hasnt been shut down yet tbh

>>181841

There's probably a Eureka Stockade flag out of shot.

>>181842

The union's going to shut her bar down.

This might sound alright, but a paki playing the bagpipes is fucked up.

>>181844

The unions fly that flag, she's one of them

>>181843

I would be unable to manage one.

>>181843

I could eat that.

>>181846

Yeah, that's wht I meant too. I thought you were meaning something else like the rebellion was full of pirates or something.

If I was these guys' drug dealer and they owed me money, I'd cut their lips off with a razor blade.

>>181805

The irish were useful so long as they had an english whip lashing their backs. I don't know what the point of poland is. The whole country is just a rest stop that europe pulls into to take a piss whenever they invade russia.

>>181848

The true Nurgle (and there can be only one) will be able to eat at least 6. Thus you shall know him. So it is written.

Don't mess with Mr Booze

>>181850

That was pretty good but it went for 2 mins too long.

>>181854

I bet you say that to all the girls

>>181854

My threat still stands.

>>181856

Poland will be a superpower by 2020

>>181858

WW3 , Poland vs Pajeetland

>>181853

I wonder if any of the NEETs will heed the cartoon's message?

>>181855

In that time they could've left.

>>181856

Nice, but the guy on the left should have been wearing a lonsdale tshirt. Also, europe's got too many fucking flags that are just stripes and look exactly alike. No imagination.

>>181860

everybody ignored the video Nuggets so we will ignore this one as well

>>181862

The ever-feared bedsheet flags. A remnant of monarchies around europe and failed republics dragging their symbols down.

Interesting how the good monarchies of europe died and the bad ones are still on.

>>181863

Boong Wizard

>>181866

He was so ashamed at failing to get quads yesterday he turned homo

>>181863

hot

>>181864

How was your day?

>>181869

really bad, but getting better with more goon to block out the world

>>181870

> goon

Why didn't you heed the message?

Desperate for a wank

>>181870

I've had a bottle of red and am now drinking a 50/50 mix of 600ml pepsi and scotch. Might have to catch the train to work tomorrow.

>>181871

He heeded Dans message

>>181872

Come new year, I'm going to try nofap until my blowjob robot arrives in May.

>tfw no update from Possum.

>>181876

I fear yesterday was too much for him.

>>181878

The NEETs need to learn order and discipline.

>>181878

yeah it did get a bit much

>>181881

Yeah, late yesterday afternoon somebody was very rude to him.

>>181883

is this the brother Dan doesn't talk about?

https://www.news.com.au/world/maddie-mccann-investigator-believes-shes-alive-and-imprisoned-by-paedophiles/news-story/d71248363cb831f902f40535f5f3d89d

is this actually surprising?

>>181885

Wouldn't she be too old for pedos?

>>181884

Wyclef Murphy

>>181886

The coloboma (eye defect) has significance in (((their))) world.

>>181888

Can you elaborate on that? Never heard of this.

>>181889

Perhaps just google pizzagate and coloboma. It's not worth getting into here specifically.

>>181886

Given she was taken as a toddler, she'd basically be a zombie at this point, doing the bidding of whatever has her captive.

>>181891

jeffrey epstein is just the creepiest a most ridiculous thing that exists in this world. How he is not in jail is astounding.

>>181893

One of the Queen's sons is a mate. He's never going to do jail time.

>>181894

Should have just asked an Adelaide NEET about the Beaumonts, m80.

>>181893

He spent about 15 months in prison from memory. So yeah, justice served. He's pretty tame and expendable compared to the real nitty gritty.

Finally had that wank, had to have it on the couch too. First time.

>>181900

>NEET's first time on the couch

Hot.

Wish I had an african missus who puts this on when shes cooking me a mean feed

listening to Moby

>>181902

This is more my speed nigger music.

>>181899

You watched the biblical equivalent of Ghost Hunters

Feeling blackpilled, had a workout and now feeling satisfied and while still knowing how bleak things are am feeling semi-content.

What are we all up to tonight?

>>181907

>What are we all up to tonight?

Getting sucking fhitfaced. Motherbot has gone too far.

>>181907

got to serve 6 hours in the slave pen in a bit. Been fasting on black coffee and nicotine gum all day. Gonna have pizza when I knock off.

>>181908

what you drinking?

>>181910

I had a Kay Brothers' basket pressed shiraz for entree, and I'm now drinking about half a litre of Caol Ila 12 year old mixed with a 600ml bottle of Pepsi in a German beer stein.

>>181909

Are you going to try and steal a banana tonight?

>>181912

nah

we had like 10 cartons of pepsi that were just out of date so the staff room fridge is full of them

Might take a whole bunch in my hoody when I leave like some kind of boong

>>181899

>they're crossing into the jordanian territory

I suspect they'll be making a sequel in future when that territory is now part of greater israel

>>181909

How do you function on that? I'd hate to face work with a low blood sugar level. Craving the stimulation of sugar and caffeine at work is what made me executive sized in the first place - I was a skellie kid.

>>181902

She listens to weeb shit that would put nofun to shame.

>>181919

I bought a blowjob robot without human features or limbs for just this reason.

>>181916

It gets easier the longer you do it. Your blood sugar actually stabilises for most people in a fasted state.

>>181918

she ever cosplay for you , cruisey?