/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

>>172484

Really? I have never heard of such a thing.

I hope this is to your liking

>>172492

It is.

Worst Pepe yet

>>172489

The ones who post their legs are the gays.

>>172494

I smell Weber

>>172470

You mean Saracens, there is a slight difference. Saracens were removed from Scilly though, the emperor set up a city in southern Italy for some of them but they did not last forever either. But anyway, nothing good comes from Scilly or Southern Italy.

>>172494

They are all horrid.

>>172496

Was not

>>172496

then your sinus is blocked up

>>172483

Don't be so base and vulgar, animal.

>>172494

I spent a good amount of time on this, fuck you

>>172502

3 seconds is not a good amount of time

>>172502

Craig's just upset about a recent robbery that happened in his store.

I try every time with me pepes and you never like them, I'm sorry that you get assblasted everytime there's an op that's not yourse but matey if you're mad I did the OP the thread was at 751 for about 10 minutes before I started this OP, so if you are so against it it's your fault for not getting one fast enough ok

Im gooned

>>172505

His prices are a rip off, he deserves it

>>172506

Have another cup

>>172508

thanks dan

i wish i had a gf

>>172340

Not the best looking ones I've seen.

>>172506

Why didn't you just start with"I'm Gooned" all is forgiven m8

>>172510

You could solve my bf problem tbh

>>172510

Fool.

>>172509

No, thank you, son.

>>172511

the pie reminds me of the Port Elliot bakery

i wish cindy starfall was my fwb

>>172512

tell BO to edit that in and besides I am fuggimng sick of the OP NEET acting like he has a monopoly, sure maybe my thread is shit but it's every fucking time there is a thread that he didn't make. it's like Shitsu from 4am, now I'm not saying there's a problem I'm just autisticlaly screeching and saying shit as it cu mes

>>172412

Weber knows.

>>172449

wew, bet they're expensive

>>172470

The other way around, the north of Italy is where the darker, greasy ones come from.

>>172520

How did you know it was me?

>>172523

you wear the fancy suits that the ponces wear at the races

>>172523

Could he smell the BBQ?

>>172492

It checks out, I prefer a gap before and it to be in capitals like

OLD >>>

But it'll do.

>>172522

No it's not. Lombardy is called Lombardy because it was settled by Lombards. There are many white people in the north.

>>172524

I wear fancy suits that people can wear anywhere. Race day suits tend to be ridiculous.

>>172523

None of the other NEETs have that aura that just screams sophistication.

I worry that the soothing lotion has resolved the bum rash.

>>172528

See, only a fancy NEET would know this.

>>172530

There was a lack of it in the old thread.

We will need to make up for it in this one.

>>172529

You spelt pretentious wanker wrong.

>>172495

Leg posting is beautiful.

>>172532

In this heat or at least warming weather, it was surprising that the bum rash could be cured.

>>172533

… no need to get narky, he is a homage to what NEETdom represents. The big potential.

>>172526

thank you NEET and sorry about the autistic shitposting

>>172536

it was a self-burn

>>172534

Bulge posting is mesmerising

>>172529

I've cooked for ScoMo and Johnny Eyebrows, aren't I sofisticated

>>172538

You need to be less self depreciating. You are a vision of grandeur.

>>172541

I am a vision of slovenly excess.

>>172539

Elbow posting is alluring.

>>172490

>cheap goon

Refreshing grape juice, high in vitamin C and other healthy nutrients. And on top of that, it has proven anti-depressant and anxiolytic effects! Become refreshed today!

>>172543

Pretty sure we scared off the last elbow poster.

>>172542

You can't spell slovenly with out love or oven a Weber oven

>>172546

lol, thanks.

>>172543

Desk posting is alluring.

>>172546

wud u tenderly love a weber oven

>>172516

I don't think I've been to that one.

>>172527

>Lombards

Weren't these the italians who broke the jewish monopoly on money lending?

>>172518

I hope you don't think I am the ree'er. I support your efforts and you make adequate and appropriate gens.

>>172552

Based

>>172550

I would pack it with thick, juicy meat.

>>172553

Made for chunky Irish haggis.

>>172556

did you mean to reply to this post?

>>172553

>>172537

You are you. Never change.

>>172559

Weber is not made for haggis.

>>172554

Thank you NEET, I've come a bit down from the goon and I do love your efforts for quality, what I am against is the narky NEETs who try and nag me as if I'm working, and work is bad enough on that front

>>172551

they're bretty gud

>>172540

I bet ScoMo used the napkin as a serviette. Uncultured swine.

>>172564

I went to the one in Murray Bridge the other day, they were nice. I need to check that one out.

>>172563

Which NEET are you?

>>172545

That was his bum rash

>>172565

johnny eyebrows likes ice cream and oysters

>>172570

I bet he eats noisily and there are funny little koala purrs in between breaths.

>>172567

>>172571

>>172571

he aparently likes to laugh

>>172575

Night Mongolian

>>172576

glad your feeling better, but I guess no more pork crackle?

>>172575

Goodnight oriental fancier.

are we gooned

>>172580

Nah, distracted.

>>172580

no

>>172580

Reading the qanda thread on cuckchan's /pol/. I don't know why I do this to myself.

>>172585

go there and stay there

>>172585

Invite them back here.

i keep telling myself i'm gonna get a job and get drunk every evening but then i just play video games, watch anime and exercise

>>172587

the threads moving quite fast, should I invite them?

>>172589

no

>>172589

Yes.

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7anythinggoes-830826926

>>172589

Yes but I will ban you for it.

I'm there and he hasn't linked yet

>>172588

Habit is a dangerous beast

>>172494

It's not even top 10

HAH!! They have clown whores.

>>172596

That actually sounds incredibly hot

>>172598

>tfw no ronda mcdonald gf

>>172598

>tfw no clown gf to HONK

The government is going to collect our licence and passport photos on the same document, the future is grim.

>>172601

a real neet has neither

>>172603

I'm one of the few true neets here and I have both.

>>172603

>>172604

I have both

>>172604

A passport is only permissible if you use it solely for taxpayer funded sex tourism

>>172604

I can see needing a driver's license - how else do you get to Dan's and KFC every morning? But a passport - why would you want to leave australia? It's keeping foreigners out that is the problem.

>>172609

>>172609

>how else do you get to Dan's and KFC every morning?

Mummybot

>>172612

are you actually joining it

>>172613

No, I already did. Well I went to but it was not for me so I left.

>>172614

how was it

>>172615

Boring.

Fuck qanda

>>172617

agreed

>>172617

why do you still watch it

>>172619

I only watched it because the other NEET posted the clown woman.

>>172621

You're math might be a little out.

>>172621

Feels weird to think that this time next year we will be shitposting about 2020 being only two months away

>>172617

Q&A is good if you want the coldest, least innovative and safest and un-impactful political/social commentary out there.

>>172624

No it isn't. It's only good if you enjoy being enraged.

>>172625

It doesn't enrage me at all but I get how it could, for me it's just so monotonous and uninspiring. I cringe at everyone saying normie politics shit that was a hot topic on the internet months ago that they're just catching onto now.

>>172626

that's too good to be one of us

>>172628

PEPE ON MY WRIST CAN'T TELL ME SHIT

GOON GANG

>>172627

Just remember wagies, your taxes are paying for this. Think on that as Mr Shekelstein's whip tears the skin from your flesh tomorrow.

>>172626

John, what he forgot to say though is that it's a Gigolo brother or what ever they are called

Eat some painkillers and shitpost with me like the good old days.

>>172632

JUST

I know what you are doing.

>>172637

pervert

>>172638

You put off replying but I know you were done a while ago. You just want me to think you have endurance but I know better.

Means Cannibalistic Human Underground Dwellers

>>172640

No but it has a cool name.

unna

>>172644

are you getting high and driving

>>172645

Just being a compliant tenant

>>172644

Degenerate.

Back in Shitbourne, finished helping my dad with the fence at 6, he drove me to the station and I got back at around 9 and went to the gym before coming home for some dinner and a shower, soon it will be time for wanking and gooning

>>172648

very good, now is time to goon with me

>>172651

It's not 'loli' sake, it's a fumo.

>>172652

donkii used to have limited edition loli tears window cleaner and sake only 1500 yen

>>172651

no I said iain

>>172623

>tfw we're closer to 2022 than to gamergate

this twitter is cracking me up and pissing me off at the same time /incorrect2hu

Mamizou: Hey, can I get a sip of your water?

Murasa: It’s not water.

Mamizou: Ah, booze! I like your style-

Murasa: It’s vinegar.

Mamizou: What-

Murasa: Iᴛ's ᴠɪɴᴇɢᴀʀ, ᴘᴜssʏ.

Wagies, do you have a career plan?

I want to end up in devops

>>172659

Sorta

It's real Neet hou- No it's not yet…

>>172658

I don't even have twitter, is it good?

>>172661

it is in the east

>>172661

Clearly your not gooning

Fuck watching webms of Dick Smith talking about politics, /ausneets/ was right, this man has my vote.

>>172665

I see you like Dick

>>172666

I like Dick, I want him to rape every asshole in Canberra

>>172665

Dyke Smythe didnt have the xiami phone i wanted because he went out of business and blamed Aldi

Groovey goony geisha mooney~~

>>172659

and i wanna be fighter pilot president of the moon

>>172667

Can he not rape me

>>172661

now it is

>>172662

no but its got loads of hentai doujin

>>172671

I'm sure arrangements can be made

https://www.readms.net/r/one_shot/Burn%20the%20Witch/5219/3

christ i was wondering if it was the same guy who made bleach coz of the name but i dont even need to check now

>>172513

Where you at neet

>>172530

It puts the lotion on the bum rash

Life without computer

>>172672

Ahh, I don't read doujins.

>>172664

Of course, I don't drink…

>>172675

>>172513

'he' didnt address if he could solve the gf problem…

>>172678

Why dont you drink

should i buy a vive? i'd need a GPU first and those RTXs seem to be a bit dodgy. plus wireless is coming soom .tm

https://www.roadtovr.com/david-attenboroughs-vr-experience-hold-world-lands-rift/?platform=hootsuite

well this is the dumbest Q&A ever so far. shakespere is a wonder of the world. hes not up for debate about what race does him best. it just is was and always will be shakespere. you wouldn't talk about handsel and gretal this way so why this?

good morning neetos

>>172684

>debating Shakespeare and race

That's fucked, I hate Q&A and the lefty filth that they allow to speak on it. Still, I might watch the one that they're going to have with (((Turnbull))) on it

aboriginal-caucasian copulation

stopped watching Q&A and started reading the little prince.

there was a businessman, a drunk, a =lamp lighter, and a geographer.

it talks about how the lamp lighter has no time for rest because he has to light his lamp every 30 seconds because the day is shorter because his planet spins faster than it used to but how theyre all useless except the geographer because he makes maps of things people might want to know

then i started thinking thats kind of how a job in programming is.

at first you learn python or C to be useful to people, but then the industry spins faster and faster, and what was a cushy programming job turns into a rat race like all the other jobs and now the geographer is now also the lamp lighter!

>>172686

poor guy and his dinky suit

>>172688

from the book

>The Earth is not just an ordinary planet. One can count, there, 111 kings (not forgetting, to be sure, the Negro kings among them), some 7,000 geographers, 900,000 businessmen, 7.5m drunks, 311m conceited men - that is to say, about 2b grown-ups!*

>*The Author's estimate of the World population in 1940

>>172686

lmao this isnt even the latest episode of Q&A. my adsl dl wouldve taken an hour whereas on my phone it only took 5m but the DL and the video were different and i got last weeks arts talk instead of this weeks science talk!

because it gave me an ip error when watching the steam on my phone *

Time to get some sleep before the sun comes up. Night Night NEETs

Morning all.

Giddyup

Morning neets. Which horse have you invested your neetbux on today?

>>172697

Horse racing is pretty gay though

Good morning NEEToes

>>172696

>>172412

>>172700

Also have $16 in the office sweep. NFI what donkeys I'll get.

>>172665

That's why we all love the big Dick.

I have more faith in him than any other other notable Australian.

Good Morning NEETs

>>172702

>women

>>172705

Morning.

>>172702

lolwat

>>172702

heh, dirty vergina conmen

>>172703

>Big Dick

Will he be Australia's answer to Donald Trump?

>>172702

Every day she doesn't reproduce is another victory for humanity.

>>172710

>Donald Trump?

Maybe but he's not an egocentric cunt who does shit for the attention and because he can.

>>172713

Derailments occur a few times a year on the freight lines anyway.

>had another dream about high school

hit by the feels as I woke up today m8s

>>172713

a classic train heist gone wrong.

>>172715

i keep having nightmares about how much my family hates my neet ass

>>172715

I suggest playing visual novels set in japanese high schools until they have completely overwritten your real memories of high school.

>>172719

u woke up late Lole

>>172636

i agree. it really is.

>>172719

good morngi

I'm off to wage. Hopefully it is a quick day.

>>172722

what do you do?

>>172723

Junior accountant. I got shit to do which is good.

>>172724

Were you the one who thought you were going to be sacked for fucking up all the time?

>>172724

Get to it wagie. Someone's got to pay for our daily goon and new qanda episodes.

Who'd win in a fight:

/ausneets/ or /leftypol/?

>>172725

Yeah its all good now everything running late but that's not my fault.

>>172726

I claim a lot of tax back though.

>>172727

don't underestimate the power of goon

>>172730

what do you do?

>>172717

>>172732

lmao

>>172735

did i mention im alone so along :(

i dont even get invited to play RPGs with the other nerds from uni… not that i ever did

>>172736

i think its funny how a group of people who exist off alchohol and government benefits, living alone in their rooms all day are less fragile and left leaning than leftypol

Neets, where's a good place online to order small computer parts? I don't want to use ebay, and amazon doesn't accept paypal.

>>172740

newegg

>>172738

especially when half of them talk about getting rid of all the lazy alcoholics in society who live off government benifits.

if theres anything that shows the left is right, its people rallying to have themselves sent to the gulag

like that right wing radio host in sydney who says the gays should be shot but was caught with a male prosty and none of his listeners cared

>>172740

i prefer msy coz i can take them back under australian law.. (msi?)

>>172742

everyones a little bit gay, they just need the right guy

>>172747

Why is the choice way of protest for lefty women going naked and being annoying?

What convinces them that telling everyone "I'm a whore" will make their words hold more weight?

>>172748

>Why is the choice way of protest for lefty women going naked and being annoying?

Almost all women go semi-naked and are annoying. Now that summer's around the corner i haven't seen a single women dress conservatively. The more skin they can show, the better. If i had to guess why they do it, it would be because that all they have. That can also be my latent misogyny talking, though.

>>172750

lol at the disclaimer

>>172680

I know

>>172753

Disturbing

>>172756

I will be on the verge of tears, is this okay?

>>172756

He'd just say he does look like a truck stupid

>>172758

That's when the NEET uses his executive powers to truck over the man and his insolence.

>>172757

That would be even better, the other thing you can do is what I used to do, if someone even mentions anything large or big, just speak up and be very serious and say "is that a fat joke" puts people on the defensive straight away, but it sure shuts em up

>>172745

wow, those are really nice. how did you make the light bleed like that in the tree picture?

>>172762

that's odd. the movement preset should have shortened your exposure time instead of lengthening it. still, nice pictures. you might have an eye for photography.

Wagie wagie get in cagie

All day long you sweat and ragie

NEET is comfy

NEET is cool

NEET is free from work and school

Wagie trapped and wagie dies

NEETs eat tendies sauce and fries

>>172682

I don't want to consume useless calories or cloud my mind.

>>172767

but isn't your mind already clouded if you're a neet?

>>172768

Or maybe it is exceptionally clear and that is why I am a Neet.

noon neets

>>172771

i don't think he's from Slovenia

>>172745

>pic 1

The tree spirits are quite angry, is HueNEET nearby raping them

>>172750

See that one is actually pretty good

>>172753

sup Coey

>>172776

Coey?

>>172777

yeah, he's the s8s guy I associate with that

large twister combo and ten nuggets for lunch

>>172779

oh, fucking wew

I thought you were a VPNEET, so how is Slovenia is it a shithole or is it quaint

>>172778

huh

>>172781

it's okay, i guess. no future here, if you're ambitious or enthusiastic but you can get out if you want to. i'm neither so no problems there. quaint is a good way to put it. people are generally cold and reserved but they don't necessarily mean to block you out. i think it's a byproduct of communism from yugo.

politics is fucked, as it is everywhere. sometimes it almost feels like it's more mafia than politics but they're good at hiding it. we don't officially have a mafia problem though so idk what's going on behind that curtain.

Is eating strawberries RESPECT THE TROOPS?

>>172784

Anzac biscuits bruh

What kinda music does ausneets like?

>>172785

soogy sao

>>172787

eating my troops

>>172786

this

>>172788

taking in foreign soldiers

>>172779

Are you a happy man?

>>172791

are you

Feeling hungover and stupid.

>>172786

Slavic Touhou renditions.

>>172794

i liked the backup dancers one more, but i prefer ZUN's vanilla compositions over most remixes

How much do we weigh NEETS? are we healthy or overweight?

182 CM

122kg

>>172794

>egoist

blz leave gommie

>>172796

194cm

87kg

>>172798

What the fuck, i'm like wario and you're like waluigi or some shit

>>172798

That sounds unlikely, like you're gondola or some shit

>>172795

I don't like this one as much as his other ones but last time I posted one people here said it was too fast so I picked the slower one.

Zun makes better slavic renditions himself.

>>172796

Around 177cm

Around 70kg

>>172799

Well I'm about Luigi size so we just need to find a Mario

>>172803

I don't know much about Touhou but Cirno and Chen seem nice

>>172792

Don't know. I enjoy melancholy, so i try to fuel that into my system. By day i put on a facade so i'll be a competent worker. I'd say i'm the most "me" at night or when i close the shop. I have lots of plans or thing i do but i think most of them are there just so i have something to do. I have the lingering shadow of my father dying slowly the last couple of years, to this day i can't forget the girl that was my first girlfriend (and only one) and i'm quite distraught at the situation the whole country and the world is getting into. I am happy with myself, but i don't think that's what most people idea of "happiness" is.

>>172796

**187cm

120 kg

I used to weight 170 kilos last november

>>172806

Absolute unit

>>172806

You need to bulk up again, we need a proper Wario

>>172805

Tohous have **nice butts*

>>172803

I don't have a nedoroid of her but I have a fumo of her.

>>172805

I prefer it when people don't do such things as well.

So how come it seems like the entire board is above average height

>>172811

We're neets you stupid fuck, if we left the house to exercise we wouldnt be very good neets would we?

>>172810

Good

>>172809

bad post, cant even spoiler

I'm 181cm and 83kg

>>172812

What the fuck does height have to do with exercise and anyways it seems like we have more skelleNEETs than Execs

>>172814

i like a good meal

>>172815

that might be true bigboi but why do we have no Manlets, we have Lanky skelleNEETs, Hueg ExecNEETs and the one magnificant ChadNEET Monk

>>172791

i don't know. i guess i am content when life goes by easy and if i work-out at least every other day. otherwise i tend to get a bit melancholic as well but i prevent myself from falling too deep down the rabbit hole if it becomes a risk.

>>172796

175

80

>>172817

ok so you are the shortest NEET here

>>172818

no he isn't

>>172764

<shes too cool and cute to be my friends

this is the best argument for why we must all become the shojo

>>172818

yes… a mere man among giants

>>172774

kodama or dryads?

>>172819

everyone look at this manlet and laugh

>>172823

dryads are angry and probably would rape so dryads

>>172783

i mean, if you did, you wouldn't say it from your own ip address…

There was a tiny NEET here I can't remember the height but I asked if he was asian because he was so small.

>>172826

Armpit shots a lewd.

>>172794

>>172795

tfw just downloaded 15gb of c94 2hu remixes. eurobeat, jazz, hard style ++

>>172830

and you'll only like 3 of those tracks

>>172830

I see your a man who likes to go fast.

I like this song

>>172820

i would do intensive Chinese workouts if you know what i mean

>>172797

your a fucking retard. it's a common word on Japan. egotistical isn't used. i mean, how petty do you have to be to try to pick a fight over a word

>>172837

Very nice upper body. No homo. All that's keeping me from having a home gym is not wanting to isolate myself even more. I need some sort of human contact that doesn't come from work. Watch yourself, Sloveneetian. I'll pray for your safe recovery.

>>172838

i know what you mean but in my situation no one's gonna be there anyway cause it's not a gym, just some rails outside and it's constantly raining or cold and windy so it's not a very attractive workout. i can't afford a gym so i just need something to get me through the winter. maybe i'll just do pushups.

>>172836

Well it's on a slavic video so can you blame me

>>172841

that's an idea. though i might reduce the squats and increase pushups. 60 reps over 3 sets was my standard workout.

>>172842

It reached a point where i had to increase the number of sets and decrease the number of reps since your body ends up really worn out as the days go by.

I did some light yoga to. Not really my thing, but you might enjoy it, at least while the winter passes by. There are lots of videos for beginners on youtube to.

>>172843

its taking weeks for my dumb heatsink to arrive

>>172845

>weeks

where did you get it from? Does it have tracking?