/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

>>173243

Fashion no.

Business yes.

SYDNEY

WEBER YOU FUCKING RETART

>>173247

what's wrong with it?

Excellent Pepe

How dare some random tell it like it is?

https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/christian-wilkins-verbally-abused-at-races/news-story/3c2cddbf7626b2389a0301311c9677d9

NEETs i think i am going to start styling my hair into a pompadour

>>173251

Good for you, fren. We're a non-judgemental bunch.

>>173251

That looks like a decent hairstyle.

>>173251

FancyNEET

>>173253

I rock a #0.5 or #1. It's all I have hair for.

>>173255

You should grow out your nasal hair and style it into a Handlebar moustache

>tfw severely depressed

>>173257

have a shave

>tfw severely erect

>>173260

Is this your own work? Excellent, if so.

>>173261

Nah, googled pepe pompadour

what went wrong

>>173241

CAPITALS.

EDITION.

You're getting better though.

>>173263

Jews

>>173087

It's the best example of the multiculturalism they claim to hate.

Euro's are distinct not just nation to nation but pretty much county to county.. and then there are a bunch of dipshits who think they are all the same.

>>173124

I bet she doesn't remember any of us.

those pics didnt contain any EXIF… unless im a noob

>>173135

>area

If you are going to talk about 'race', genetics is the only way to do it.

>>173160

I clicked it before reading.

>>173268

Nope, I have all the location shit switched off on my phone.

It was just hue being a fucking spaz as usual

>>173267

Her perineum stitches reminded her of me for a few weeks.

>>173244

>Business yes.

No it isn't. Makes you look like a waiter.

>>173273

With a suit? Fucking does not.

>>173270

I did the same thing, and yes I now regret it

>>173272

Crude.

>>173213

Beautiful pics mate.

>>173273

patience is a virtue

>>173274

Fucking does mate.

>>173279

I see.

>>173221

>>173232

I'm going to ban your hue ass soon enough.

I'm surprised no one reported you.

Does other NEET want his pics deleted?

Also, I open my pics, screenshot them, save them in paint then upload them. I know there's easier ways but I had a fuckknuckle do the same thing to me ages ago.

>>173271

NEET General #231 - No Hue Edition

>>173281

Nah, it's all good.

See >>173271

Ban the cunt anyway though

>>173280

I am a master convincer.

I don't hire people if they have white shirts and black pants because that's what cenno buys people for interviews.

>>173284

Nobody should wear black suits. That's black-tie (after 5) gear.

>>173285

Almost all of my shirts are a shade of white though.

>>173285

I own a black suit, but I do not wear it, what is bad about them?

>>173285

What about gangsters ?

>>173287

After five, or funerals.

Charcoal is the day (business) equivalent.

>>173288

Spiv faggots

>>173290

spivs get shivs

>>173261

I get surprised when people ask questions like that, obviously some people aren't meme connoisseurs like some of us more refined NEETs.

>>173289

The NEET of class, I was worried you were the NEET saying that white shirts are good for business. I have a white shirt but it has blue trim.

>>173293

I wear white cotton shirts for everyday wear

They're casual though, not business ones

>>173293

I am that very same NEET.

>>173283

He hasn't done anything actually wrong I guess, I would rather steer away from using the banhammer if I can. Plus one NEET likes him, probably the resident rapist.

>>173296

No probs m8, It's your board.

Can we spit on him a bit though ?

>>173294

I wear them underneath my shirts.

>>173295

You are classier than that. I will accept a bone white with light teal stitching shirt, anything whiter or plainer than that is unacceptable.

>>173296

He did directly break a rule. I'd personally prefer he not be banned yet though because his future spergouts may be entertaining

>>173297

Spit away, I'm only the temp janny though.

>>173298

The ones I wear have a white pattern in them. I'm talking $60 per shirt, French-cuffed, Van Heusen dealios.

>>173301

> white pattern

twill

>>173301

>French-cuffed

Whores charge an extra 50 bucks for that

>>173299

I can't remember the rules, I just enforce them.

I'm like a crooked cop and if I don't get my monthly (You)'s I'll burn your cave down myself.

>>173300

I spit my last breath at thee!

>>173304

>I can't remember the rules, I just enforce them.

Just what I would hope for in a NEET janitor

>>173304

>I can't remember the rules, I just enforce them.

Are … are you the WA police force ?

>>173301

d'ArtagnanNEET

>>173308

The Muskateer?

>>173309

Yeah, I had to look up how to spell it, I thought it was Dartanion.

>>173310

Thank you. You have accrued one get out of jail free card.

>>173313

Austin is the law.

>>173315

Isn't that /tv/'s new boxxy?

>>173316

she looks a bit old for that

>>173317

She'll do laddy, she'll do.

imagine a female weber gf

>>173319

Someone posted it yesterday or the day before.

>>173319

Does that mean a girlfriend who looks like Weber or a girlfriend who is also Weber's gf?

>>173319

Ok.What do I do next ?

I wish weber had a weber gf

>>173321

A female version of Weber.

>>173324

I was hoping for the second option

>>173324

Does this girlWeber have big boobs ?

>>173326

She'd have big everything, but know how to dress appropriately.

>>173327

I'd do her

This guy plays the meanest blues.

>>173329

>tfw no weber gf blues

>>173330

Empty heart, insatiable hunger. Never satisfied. The moon on the railway tracks. Coyote howling, honky tonk in the distance.

>>173331

A fancyman's dinner is never over.

>>173332

That's very apt. Definitely Jewish enough.

>>173332

It's a shame that he killed the jewfro before it fully bloomed

>>173336

I posted that to you the other day.

>>173337

I thought you might have. There were a few clips from the same session.

>>173296 I like him too

>>173338

Oh, I thought there was only one.

I've been listening to Doc Watson a bit lately, pretty good. Not heaps of banjo in his stuff though.

IMPORTANT NEET COUNCIL ANNOUNCEMENT

Due to the recent rise in the price of crack whores the common NEETs shall have their tendie and goon allowances cut by 42% until further notice.

Complaints may be made to the dumpsters behind Joondy Dans.

That will be all.

>>173339

I'd tolerate him if he could handle being wrong occasionally.

>>173281

>Also, I open my pics, screenshot them, save them in paint then upload them

I like to do that in GIMP because when you open an image, select all, and copy it to the clipboard, the new file dialog in GIMP automatically has the right image resolution for you to paste the image in. You can also just select "Create from clipboard" which is a better way of doing it

>>173341

I believe you are forgetting the second announcement regarding weekly random penis inspections.

aboriginal barf grool

>>173341

If we target goon whores we can amalgamate our whore and goon budgets, leading to increased profitability

>>173344

>weekly

They told me it was DAILY

>>173347

Just once before banjo class.

>>173347

That was probably not a real neet council member

>>173346

Most whores charge extra if you amalgamate them

>>173350

>amalgamate them

Sounds uncomfortable

>>173352

I hope she enjoys paying her debt on her abo studies degree with lots of diversity

>>173354

I like how you clicked on the ad

>>173296

I wish I had a fancy name like resident rapist.

>>173355

In my defence it was a "what the fuck" moment

>>173356

What makes you stand out?

>>173357

This will come up in ten years time when you apply for a NV2 job.

Pissing down with rain in Shitbourne, guess I'm going to be booze free tonight because I'm out of goon and walking to buy more isn't an option as I don't have a car

>>173361

a night off you do you good m8

>>173361

Come be sober with me NEET, I dont know if I'll ever drink again, it wasn't that fun and I slept shit

>>173359

I have harassed NEETs to share more intimate photographs of themselves

>>173365

>elbowfetishNEET

>>173365

I was thinking about sharing my hairy manlet legs the other day

>>173368

Hot

>>173366

It goes a little further than that unfortunately.

>>173370

>IKTF

>>173368

I posted my leg once and was accused of being an executive.

And I'm an inskel

>>173368

If I shaved my legs I could trick people into thinking I am a girl, that would be too much effort though.

>>173372

Body dismorphia

>>173372

Me too.

>>173372

Being an executive is a proud achievement.

>>173376

No argument there, I wish I was an exec but I have to watch what I eat because dodgy guts

>>173373

you would need to put on some stockings to get the right effect

>>173377

I just said a little prayer to help you bulk up.

>>173380

Thanks m8, I appreciate it

>>173362

Had a couple of nights off while I was down by the coast, shit was alright, might have another at this rate

>>173364

Will be able to get to Dan quicker then he can get to me

>>173383

Don't stop believing.

>>173386

Do aboriginals make a petrol goon pie?

>>173384

At 9.30am my Support Facilitator is coming to pick me up to meet with another social worker from Flourish Australia to go over a few things

I didn't have my usual water intake today.

Consequently my poo had the consistency of modeling clay and was difficult to clean up.

>>173390

Are you flourishing now?

>>173391

Would Metamucil have helped?

>>173394

What happens when NK is tapping away on your window?

>>173393

Not with short notice.

It's my fault.

Random changes in the workplace mess my routine up.

>>173395

m8 if he's tapping away at ur window, it's too late to do anything

>>173365

Weinstein NEET

>>173399

thats enough dog posting

>>173390

Are you cheesecake?

>>173400

What an honour, thank you.

>>173402

me gut is

>>173281

Please ban

>>173397

Tapping his potential.

>>173398

NK worries me when he doesn't stay loyal

>>173352

I mean she's not wrong when she says she's a pale aboriginal. She's looks mixed race

>>173408

Might have to wait for tomorrow's Council meeting.

>>173409

He tried to bumfinger the BO

*she looks

>>173409

Tried stealing BO's nigra slave.

>>173413

I thought that was how you get janny status

>>173416

That only works for qt NEETs though

>>173417

uggo neet uprising when

>>173419

Started making claims about EXIF data in a NEET's photos.

>>173335

I need a haircut

>>173419

read the thread and the end of the last thread, doggoneet

>>173421

You're beautiful just the way you are

>>173394

Yuri Yuri is for autistic trannys

>>173423

Rule #2

>>173427

Plus he's a pedo granny banger foreigner

dunno how you can be a pedo and have a granny fetish tbh but that's our hue

>>173384

Job interview…

No dumping of porn images for no good purpose. No use of disgusting pornography just to shock people.

5. No CP or images of children posted for sexual purposes, even if they are not naked or in sexual poses. This includes drawn images which look under-age. No Pedo talk.

>>173429

Good luck.

The NEET Gulag is filling up fast today

>>173433

yes,

>>173432

I don't think I've ever seen a non boong drink one of those

I wonder if Vaporwagie will be back for new years, I have some of his old videos saved

>>173435

I knew a Croat that drank emu stubbies

>>173431

I hope I fail though, I guess that still requires luck.

>>173438

Remember to leave your fly undone before you walk in

195 posts in 3 hours, is this a record?

>>173440

no

>>173440

Pretty sure one Saturday we did a thread in that time.

>>173442

When Cruisey got shitfaced.

>>173440

It isn't even noteworthy

>>173440

Pretty sure we've done a whole thread in that time before.

Iirc there was a 3 thread day once

>>173444

nice trips

>>173391

>had the consistency of modeling clay

What did you try making out of it today? A cup for mummybot?

>>173450

An ash tray

Anyone else getting the feeling the shiba poster and the weeb are hue in disguise ?

>>173452

No.

>>173452

hueneet is not the sneaky type

Hmmmm….

3 No votes.

That's a definite yes then.

>>173457

NK?

>>173458

3 No's means double anal

Paranoid NEETs.

>>173464

Whites are not for good nights

>>173452

Yeah, he would do something like that.

>>173443

I am a man of virtue and did no such thing,

any neets here managed to get a gf?

>>173452

All anime fags are the same.

>>173469

I talked to a girl at one point

I had a nap and it;s the second or third time in a row I've woken up with sore shins Feels like I'm getting cramps in them.

>>173472

Are you a big guy?

Shiba owners are the biggest soy boys. So are weebs and Brazilians… Really makes you think…

>>173473

Yeah, it's a funny feel.

>>173474

Merely a foreman

>>173471

I sat next to a girl on a bus one time. But now it is without meaning because chadneet here has stolen my thunder

>>173477

Did you put your hand on the seat after she got off?

>>173479

>whats the diference between banging a live boong and a dead one ?

>you don't have to give the dead one a ciggie after

>>173479

madman

>>173482

Team Red looks sexier

G'night m8

>>173478

That's basically rape these days

>>173482

Red team.

Goodnight oriental fancier.

>>173482

arr rook same

>>173485

A man can't even pull a Troy Buswell in the current year

>>173489

I reckon turnbull sniffs his own seat

>>173487

thanks doc

Whats for dinner tonight NEETs ?

>>173487

Is this a visual representation of >>173479 ?

>>173499

Usually yes, sometimes with cordial

Avatarfags get out REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>173502

reeee

>>173502

agreed, avatar was a shit show

>>173498

Your mouse looks like a colourful bumhole

>>173502

>tfw no blue gf

>>173504 No it was a shit movie

aboriginal barf cavalcade

>>173510

would be really satisfying to drive really fast through that shit lol

>>173510

Looks like NKs room after a drug fuelled dusting session

>>173507

you could say it was a shitshow of a movie

>>173510

Broken Hill is SA

>>173508

You're a silly boy.

>>173516

He's a strong independent wagie what don't need no office

>>173517

He might not have one if he keeps that up.

>>173518

gf2018 is only no months away

Don't let time pass you by neet

>>173518

I don't see why you would even want one.

>>173469

I managed, but failed.

>>173523

she dompt you?

>>173436

I've been here since Halloween, the problem is not being able to talk about anything.

>>173524

Yeah, unfortunately

>>173526

'Tis better to have loved and lost than to be raped by a pack of AIDS niggers on crack

>>173527

>Tis better to have loved and lost

I can definitely say it isn't, I'd rather have never loved at all

>>173525

I will say recently is that I've been having recurring nightmares of the past 5-6 years of my life. The nightmares give me about an hour of anxiety afterwards. I've had no contact with anyone besides residents of the place I live having changed.

Real Neet Hours.

>>173531

Fr*g posters don't count.

>>173528

Give it some time m8 and you'll be able to remember the good bits and the bad will be less painful

Sorry, condescending as fuck I know but trust me, I'm an old cunt

>>173518

I'd say there are better odds of Dan giving me a years goon supply free then achieving gf2019

>>173534

That looks a lot like the timeline of my life, each year getting progressively worse

Fucking hell big mistake NEETs, I logged onto the kikebook account I have for keeping up appearances to any HR wagies go looking for that type of shit and found the profile of a girl I once went on a date with in year 12 in the 'suggested friends' section, I looked inside and there was a post of her and her bf from a couple weeks back saying happy anniversary or some shit, worst of all I only have that bottle of soda water left, no goon. [spoiler]Dan[/spoiler} will have to be consulted after my psych visit tomorrow.

>>173536

Good night.

morning neets.

mum made me dinner asi was drifting off to sleep yesterday but i couldn't keep sleep away long enough to get up and now I'm hungry. i hope she left some in the fridge for me

Free hue neet

Alright NEETs, sleep time, that whole shit with seeing that picture on kikebook got me a bit depressed. Night Night NEETs

>>173538

Morning mate.

Morning all.

>>173534

Why do jews always seem to go bald?

Good morning my neet brethren and wageslaves. What are you up to today?

>>173543

wagin

ragin

wankin

drinkin

>>173544

thinkin

stinkin

>>173508

Do it again today.

>>173547

You again.

>>173534

>6 years

please god, not yet

>>173536

Good luck today, be confident in yourself.

mornin

>>173543

Playing vidya - gonna finish Crysis 2 today. Like everything else in life, I seem to miss out on gaming, and there's a whole heap of top games released in the past decade that I never got around playing until a few months ago. Since July, I've finished Arkham Asylum, Arkham City, Assassin's Creed, Aliens vs Predator, Mass Effect, Far Cry and Crysis

>>173539

No, he is not ready to be part of society.

>>173557

Why is NK Free

>>173553

>honorable Argentine Pigeon

I'm not racist, but that bird looks kind of black. And he'd always be borrowing money off you and never paying it back.

>>173558

He is a controlled menace. With emu's and dexies and constant supply of unna The Council can use a NEET with such a ravenous hunger for degrading NEETs.

>>173560

So you're telling me we need to find something to control hue with

What drugs do they have over there

>>173561

We need to have a long chat with Grannyhue

>>173557

>>173539

Actually I went to bed when my parents left as usual, BO only ding dong bannu'd me now because of the webm at >>173547 which it seems like he didn't even watch.

>>173561

We need to have a long chat with Grannyhue

ABC are so far behind, they posted a thing about #blexit. Although, that was about going back to Africa, now it's about leaving the Democrats.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-11-07/blexit-blaxit-donald-tump-american-elections/10469574

Anyway in it, it has this. I forgot all about this. Had a bit of a chuckle.

>>173563

Just spoiler it. I fucking said that to you already.

Good morniong NEETs.

Is it worth learning to code?

>>173567

I only know how to posix script and have experience with everything in the gnu coreutils and that has helped me immensely. I assume if you learn a non-meme programing language it would be even more useful.

>>173547 Lol

>>173547 Lol

>tfw mouth tastes like ass Shire?

>>173518

>2018 has gone so fast, I have achieved basically nothing

I know this feeling

>>173555

> I seem to miss out on gaming

its just hype. no one plays those shit games. plenty of people still play dota 1 and CS 1.6

>>173568

so youre a script kiddie?

>>173574

yes

GOOD MORNING NEETS

HANDS OFF HUE AND DO YOUR SPEW

>>173576

I think you'll find it's pronounced h-way

>>173576 You're like when my mummybot made the bed and I, when I was 5 years old, jumped under the quilt at the right moment to mess it up

(Good morning to you too)

Morning

>>173550

>>173553

>>173577

>>173578

I think it rhymes with Hugh because it's meant to be the sound of laughter. Brazilniggers in online games would always laugh like HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE and that's where the name comes from

At least its cool this morning

>>173580

>>173577

>>173576

Morning

>>173585

Cheers m8, be sure to slack off as much as possible

You're still a NEET in spirit

did some running now i am tired NEETs. what exercise are you guys going to do today?

>>173587

Typing and chewing

>>173587

My weights and my walks, same as ever.

And I had a wank already this morning if that counts

>>173591

Good morning. Hows the weather?

I think I'll shave my head today