/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

UNNA good thread NEET 10/10

GET

>>173999

>>174000

>>173998

I have never bought Tyrells, I look at the price of things per 100gm and try to buy around $1 per 100gm, $1.30 at most.

Tyrells are about $2 per 100gm.

Funny that your thread and mine both have the same basic message. Was one of >>173967 >>173968 these yours?

I feel like I am linking auras with some of you tonight.

>>173967

>>173968

not sure why they both didn't link.

>>174002

Only a peasant would worry over such trifle costs.

>>174005

>trifle

I can only afford homebrand jelly.

>>174006

Stop spending all your money on alcohol.

i only buy doritos during e3

>>174007

I hardly drink. I have a few whiskey's on the weekend sometimes.

>>174008

>e3

What's that?

>>174012

This is why you don't own a house. One nacho pack delivered is about one fifth of a weeks house repayment.

>>174007

but what if he wants to make Trifle

I had a really nice 30+ minute wank and I feel great.

>>174013

Cut down to no more than 3 plates of nachos per day then. You'll save heaps.

>>174017

Remember, genital hygiene researchers recommend you spend at least two minutes washing your penis for every minute spent wanking.

>>174019

I just wait for the cum to become crusty and eat it.

aboriginal barf glorf

I need to pee.

>>174010

basically one huge annual cringe compilation

Gonna get comfy on my beanbag and watch documentaries until I fall asleep

>tfw no comfy beanbag

Gonna get comfy on my goonbag and shitpost until I fall asleep

>tfw no comfy goonbag

It's the real Neet hours.

>tfw no comfy old bag

Found brazilneets steam profile https://steamcommunity.com/id/migosck

nigger anal fuck

>>174031

them niggers be howling and hollering

That's enough of feeling bad for today. Night Night NEETs

>tfw depressed

Morning all.

Last day of waging for the week.

>>174036

Morning.

morning

Good morning, neets. How many of us have graduated to middle class welfare (aka public service)? If so, time to rise and shine, unless it’s an accrued time off day, or you’ve called in sick.

>>174036

>Last day of waging for the week.

>Implying

>>174039

nah but I know many of them, and honestly I still have no fucking idea on what they actually do

>>174041

They do nothing.

Seriously, I've yet to talk to a public servant who could explain their job to me.

Morning neets. Does your depression vary by time of day? I've noticed I'm better in the morning than the afternoon and evening. The next few hours are probably the best time to get things done.

>>174042

I know one who got when he was transferring between offices was paid to do nothing and this was for over a month

>>174043

I feel like I'm best at night but worst at 2pm

>>174043

I've actually been feeling pretty good recently but when I wasn't I'd feel bad in the morning and gradually better all day.

By nighttime I'd ususally be ok

Would any of you NEETs care to murder the bogan crack head that rides his dirt bike round my suburb at 3am ?

I'll buy you a gooncask if you do.

Lads should i attempt to remove this water cooling myself, or wait for my tech friend to come online and guide me through it, i dont wanna fuck up

Good morning NEETs

>>174047

Thats a good map. although it makes the tribes look a lot more centralised then they really were.

>>174043

My depression is the same as this >>174046, worse in the morning and gets better over the day.

It can be a real struggle to wash my penis before work.

cya neeets

>>174056

bye have fun.

>>174039

>called in sick.

Hmm

>>174058

Get your shit together!

>>174053

Lot of trouble for something a piece of steel cable would do. Even regular rope would do the job.

>>174048

I get those fuckwits near me too. Everyday going to score. Someone put a rope across the alleyway they ride down. It was cut the next day, I don't know if it was the bike or not. They light fires and shit as well because they can get away so easily.

>>174060

I will try. It's been long week, the biggest kick in the guts is that it'll all be the same next week. We're going through an audit and the initial assessment is Monday so the boss wants us to fix everything, including shit we've never had any involvement in prior to when we worked there.

>>174061

The Australian 1974 film Stone features a motorcyclist being decapitated by a steel cable. Good film.

The mattress ive got at the new place is awful, woke up with a horrible back pain today so im already angry and depressed

>>174053

That is way too much work.

That video was pretty cool though.

>>174064

I was just thinking about that and was going to tell him but couldn't think of the name of it.

>>174065

Just use it for fucking the gook and sleep on the couch the rest of the time.

>>174068

Why not fuck the couch and sleep on the gook instead ?

>>174065

buy a new one.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-11-09/labor-party-distances-itself-from-luke-foley/10479728?section=politics

Sexually assaulted Mrs Raper.

>>174039

I reckon FIFO or some exotic type of work that is either really exciting or just public sector bludging (board browsing) is the only way I could get through the next 30+ years as a wagie.

Unfortunately both are becoming increasing hard to get if you are not either a woman or brown. Pozzed to the max.

>>174072

Her name really should be hyphenated

>Mrs Rape 'Er

>>174072

Its funny how she didn't want to say anything about it but if it was someone from the liberal party you know that she would have told everyone about it and made it a huge deal.

>>174075

If he was from the greens she would have had to spread her bumcheeks for him by law

Otherwise the 'vironment would be offended

>>174076

Fucking Greens have all the political power. More seriously though i know someone who donated to the greens party. what a strange person.

>>174077

green is the new catholic

>>174078

Makes sense they are always sexually assaulting little kids.

I did a big poo and now my house smells bad

So what are the true NEETs doing today?

>>174082

Gonna have a steak and a couple of pints at the pub for lunch

They do a $15 steak and chips on fridays

>>174083

Nice, what time are you heading up? i might meet you there.

>>174082

Swapped out the kernel on my replicant phone, and undervolted it a bit more.

Took the impulse to fine tune the undervolt on my PC too.

>>174085

You going to hack into some mainframes?

>>174086

No, I'm going to get 30 minutes more of battery life that i'll never use because I don't go outside and the phone is always plugged into an usb port.

On the PC the undervolt is more useful, I'm constantly hitting the maximum temperature of the CPU.

>>174087

Ahh… that does sound useful. how hot does it get in summer where you live?

>>174084

Prolly around 12:30ish, I'm the embarrassing looking NEET with the distinct fragrance.

>>174088

Slightly over 40c in the worst days. But the unique climate of my city makes that rare, 34-38c is what is expected every hot season.

>>174093

Hello

aboriginal barf room

>>174094

>>174093

Morning.

>tfw feeling pretty good actually

18 degrees today in Shitbourne. Heading out to Dan's and the GP today.

Not a lot of talking going on NEETs must be busy today.

I wanna get drunk tonight but the gf will be pissed

>tfw extremely depressed

>>174100

warframe update

>>174101

Which NEET are you?

>>174102

>tfw whites are oppressed

>>174104

The fuck off and mind your own business neet

european australians will be a minority when all the old people die out

>>174108

Yea, I dont see young white people much anymore

>>174108

I can still remember when seeing a nigger or curry was a rare thing.

Times have changed quickly

>>174106

kek

There once was an Aussie called NEET

Had a fetish for Asian girls feet

he'd stare at those hoes

with their yellow little toes

Then frantically beat his NEET meat

you NEETs seen Bone Tomahawk?

>>174113

Is that gay porn ?

>>174113

bc I cn see a future that resembles a mass scale version of the savages in that. Women with their limbs chopped off and blinded, vocal chords disabled so they're just helpless filthy incubators. That's what todays shitlib open borders idiots (primarily women) are bringing upon themselves.

>>174114

If it's your kind of gay pron then you've got issues

>>174113

>>174115

>>174116

samefagging?

>>174117

I'd say he's just seppofagging

>>174112

Haha that was rather funny good work NEET.

had a fish finger sandwich with spinach

>>174120

I haven't had fish fingers in æons

>>174122

That wojak needs some shades

23 minutes!!!!

I bought some stool.

>>174125

you what

>>174126

hard of hearing, mate?

>>174125

Is it comfy? I might buy some bar stools, the end of my kitchen bench is vasically my table

>>174129

I haven't put it together yet. It's a simple bar stool that spins up and down to adjust the height. It's going to sit by my reloading bench.

>>174121

baby, you're like the æon flux movie: i never wanna see you again

>>174127

Wojack, light of my life, fire of my loins. my sin, my soul.

>>174133

heh

>>174135

could just be another crazy

>>174135

About $3.50

>>174136

The "crazy" they're trying at the moment was screaming allahu akbar out of his car as he ran people down, but the media and police moved to cover that up within 24 hours.

>>174135

Probably, they'll say it was "mental health" issue like last year with the guy who had posts he wrote about "avenging allah" or some other garbage

>>174140

Yes.

The zogbot police and media are complicit in these happenings.

Yep, another troubled youth, I hope he gets the help he needs.

https://twitter.com/windix/status/1060780546899365888

>tfw just had 4 pints and a steak in the hot sun

>tfw just about to smoke a blunt f homegrown

>tfw NEETlifeus Maximus

>>174142

Why didn't they just shoot him in heart (less quick than the head)?

>>174140

I would argue that believing in allah is a mental illness.

>>174143

Comfyboi

>>174144

Fucked if I know.

>>174145

>I would argue that believing in allah is a mental illness.

Yes.

And before somebody turns this into a "hurf durf religion is mental illness" argument, pretty much every other religion holds the same turn the other cheek mentality that Christianity does. All except Islam that is.

>>174142

I thought "troubled youth" meant boong

I shall have to update my dictionary

>>174148

Youth means Sudanese, I mean African-Australian, these days.

>>174149

African-Australian my hairy butthole

Fucking niggers is what they are

>>174150

I know, mate. Unfortunately that's how it is reported.

>>174151

All good m8, sorry if I was a bit boisterous

>>174152

We need more boisterousness not less. Being polite is half the reason we're in this situation.

>>174153

toxic masculinity though

>>174153

Drifting OT a bit but my sisters husbands dad is an ex cop sergeant and he's told me the main reason boongs are shitter these days is that 20+ years back they didn't bother arresting them

They'd just take them out the back and give them a beating, boongs understood this and behaved better

This policy should be bought back and extended to all "troubled youth"s

>>174154

you're right, i should have prepended tht with a trigger warning

>>174155

Yes.

Even white boomer boys will tell you, the cops would give you a smack or two and tell you to make yourself scarce, and that was all that was needed to keep most young men in order.

>>174156

AusNEETs header trigger warning

May contain - Racism,drug abuse,mysogyny,alcohol abuse, boong porn and hueNEET

Hmmm today is also 9/11

Gotdang

That scube was literally 2 week old leaf and I've had buds worse

I may be onto a winner NEETs

>>174158

Plus I haven't seen a post from our local Dan poster today, hope he's ok

>>174163

Possible good onya m8

Was it a semi decent job you sort of actually wouldn't mind doing ?

>>174159

I thought of that today as well

>>174163

good stuff m8

>>174164

It's a temp job but the pay's really good and it's definitely the field of work I'm interested in. It may lead to something longer term but at this point it's just about opening doors of opportunity.

>>174167

Open them doors if that's what you're after m80

I upgrade my possible good onya to wholehearted good onya

>>174170

IS…Dan dead???

>>174169

#AusWagies

>>174171

>>174170

I've heard sinister rumours about Craig and organ trafficking …

>>174172

Kinda funny that /aus/ was rabidly NEET only but /ausneets/ is wagie majority almost

>>174096

Excellent song.

The tendies are in the airfryer.

And not too soon, I haven't eaten today.

>>174101

Ditto but fuck er aye

>>174179

>IKTF

>tfw waiting for an NK update

>>174112

One of your better ones, good work.

>>174182

His gf or yours ?

And do you mean all of us ?

And if so all at once or do we take turns ?

>>174186

His gf

All at once.

>>174113

Yeah, I can't remember it very well but I think I liked it.

>>174133

Steve Martin is actually a pretty good player. I've seen a few video's with him.

>>174187

I bags going first

And not cleaning up afterwards

>>174133

Has someone else taken over Kermit's voice? He sounds different.

>>174146

Please, I have had enough rage for the week.

>>174191

Kermit's voice died about 30 years ago. This is an imitator.

>>174163

Good on you, mate.

>>174155

That was how a lot of of it was done.

The town I am from had a copper who used to get the youths who were drinking and if they could beat him he wouldn't tell their folks. He was a pretty good boxer though and I've never heard of him losing. Plus back then it was all fair fighting.

>>174181

I had 2 tendies and a box of microwave chips for dinner. Along with the usual salad: 2 longnecks of Pale and a bottle of red.

>>174163

Good job mate.

>>174196

That's 4 major food groups covered right there

>>174196

I went to make tendie wraps and the tendies are just about cooked. I hecked the fridge and the salad and tomatoes aren't there so I'm going to cook some funny little hash brown/bubble and squeak things from aldi and put them and the tendies in wraps with sauce.

>>174199

I look in my fridge and heck too sometimes.

>>174199

You need to tell Toby to keep the fridge stocked appropriately in future.

>>174201

She used all the salad and threw the tomatoes out. bitch

>>174174

>almost

>>174203

Maybe hopefully sort of almost ?

>>174202

Ran out of beetles and dirt clumps, did she?

>>174205

Not in the mood for your fucking shit Gavin.

>>174203

>>174174

Im a casual/part time wagie now while studying, I may be doing full time in uni break in December-January, Im going away after that

NEETFIGHT !!!

>>174206

I'm not Gavin.

>>174209

You look like a Gavin

>>174208

dont we have that every other day

>>174211

Shhh , I make money betting on them

>>174210

You look like a fuckin' Duncan. Definitely not a Dave or a Robbo.

I bet his name is Christian or Tristan or Cameron or something like that.

>>174214

I get the .303 out every Remembrance Day and give it a clean.

>>174214

no

>>174217

Fuck you.

>>174214

When is it ? I can never remember

>>174215

more like fuckin Rupert or Caspian.

>>174219

11/11 Sunday

>>174221

Specifically 11:11:11.11 11 November.

>>174222

One less 11

>>174223

miliseconds, fren

>>174225

It's at 11am so it's two less 11's

>>174224

Have that in the evening. Go to the morning service.

>>174226

>11:11:11.11

11 AM, 11 Minutes past, 11 seconds past, 11 milliseconds.

Maaate.

>>174227

Seems a bit disrespectful to go sober

Five O'clock and all's reasonably well

>tfw severely impressed

>>174230

Fuck off Perth

>>174232

Ya wanna fight about it Melbourne ?

I got 20 on PerthNEET

>>174233

Adelaide said it.

>>174235

I'll fight him and Sydney at once m8

>>174236

The body was too short or empty

>https://www.theage.com.au/melbourne-news/bourke-street-car-explosion-live-man-shot-after-car-bursts-into-flames-on-bourke-street-20181109-p50f5b.html

>Police have been told by witnesses that the man was yelling "Allahu Akbar" at some stage.

The religion of peace strikes again. This is the second terrorist attack on Bourke street in 2 years - what are they going to call them? The 2017 attack and the 2018 attack?

>>174237

So was Adelaide's.

>>174238

That has already been posted, please read the thread.

>>174240

Fuckin' get him!

Violent NEETs

>>174242

We do seem a bit argumentative this evening

Ya cunt

>>174243

shut your face

just did a mrs cruisey in the toilet

>>174244

You're cruisin' for a bruisin' there cobber

>>174246

i'll tan your arse

>>174238

>The suspect is believed to have died.

>>174248

>>believed

>>174249

>>suspect

>>174249

>lieve

>>174250

>spec

>>174252

u speccy twat

>>174251

>eve

>>174252

>ec

>>174254

>e

>>174255

>

>>174248

Don't worry, we'll be importing another 20 000 "refugees" next year, plenty more where he came from.

>>174257

If only he'd got to finger hex in a nightclub like a normal Aussie lad, all of this could have been avoided.

High level aboriginal discourse

>>174259

An inspiring post.

>>174260

Low angle aboriginal anal

>>174262

aha he passed out from being drunk

>>174263

It's the reflected 4X ad in the puddle that makes it classy

High functioning aboriginal

>>174265

hardly exists

Hi impact Aboriginal gonorrhea

>>174268

High class aboriginal escort

>>174267

fat bitch a

>>174269

I would bang with a condom if she was thin.

so lonely

>>174271

Not Guilty

Craig is fined 10 goon bags

Just put the cheque in the mail Dan

>>174273

mr lonely

>>174269

Moderately priced aboriginal prositute

local liquor > dan

>>174275

Do the wagies ever look at you weird for taking random photos of their store all the time?

>>174279

all the local liquor places have been jewed out in recent years

>>174276

everyone loves a bit of cock from Dan

>>174277

He's actually Mr Ely

>>174275

I hope you get some Emus

>>174282

I have heard the Staceys love a bit of Dans Angry Cock

I still have half a bottle of whiskey from about a month ago. Cant be fucked drinking,

>>174286

Can I have it ?

I'm out of booze

>>174286

Laziness can save you from many problems in later life. Keep up the good work.

>>174280

Nah I'm pretty discreet about it, if people ask I'll just say I was taking photos of the children playing in the park across the road

>>174289

I should have known better than to doubt your vast intellect

>>174289

KEK

>>174292

>pants off

>toilet paper ready

Enjoy your evening

>>174292

I am as equally happy with this choice. You haven't had a good red star session in a while.

>>174294

What's disappointing is that in his recent pictures I cannot find any cum tissues/paper

>>174296

He's been using it all up on the new NEETs

>>174296

He's taking care to keep his nest cleaner in preparation for future mating. Now that he's a wagie it's only a matter of time before he gets a wife and replaces his poo posts with stock market speculation.

>>174297

I once read a story of a man who paid for cum tissues. The guy was telling it from the perspective he was getting paid $10 a tissue. He meets the guy in a cafe, gets asked for the goods which he hands over. The guy opens the bag and stuffs each tissue in individually into his mouth while counting. On the last tissue, 7 he gets paid $70 and walks off confused.

>>174298

But who will do all the rapeing then ?

>>174298

Will he find a GF that shares her poo pictures?

>>174301

>what do you get when you breed a boong/jew with a poojeeta ?

>>174299

I want to sell my cum tissues to him ahaha

>>174302

What if we add a little bit of chink there for extra toilet squatting affect?

>>174303

Don't we all wish to have that special gentlemen in our lives.

>>174303

>>174305

Some of us could probably go off the dole if we could meet him

>>174306

$80 per day, easy.

>>174306

I look forward to the great erotic tale of the neet who gets in too deep with a mystery pervert

>>174306

#believe

>>174307

Gook night.

>>174309

>The New Adventures of John

>>174301

My last gf I sent a poo picture too after she told me never to send her one, then one time she was in the shower and I took her phone Into the toilet and did a poo and took a photo of it and set it as her background

>>174311

>How John opened up my potential

>>174308

I would up my wanks from once to at least twice a day, its 2-3 tissues per wank, thats $20-30 per day, $140-210 per week.

>>174312

>My last gf

It's bad enough some of you cunts have a gf, but do you need to flaunt a succession of them??

>>174307

>>174307

Fat bitch

>>174312

kek

>>174314

Nah, I'd be pumping out $560 a week. And not reporting the income to Cenno.

>>174307

Good Night large breasted oriental girl NEET

>>174313

This Australian Transvestite is getting young men off benefits, Here's How

>>174315

You're going to hate it when Bring Your GF To NEET General Day becomes a regular occurrence

>>174318

You'd make Dan a richer man.

>>174315

Getting a gf is easy, you just go to the shops and ask one out and bring her back to your mums house to drink goon

>>174319

I like that title, readable and could actually be published.

>>174307

Goodnight oriental fancier.

>>174320

No means yes anal sessions have been running successfully for some time.

>>174325

Doesn't work so well at the mummybot swapping parties though

>>174292

He's on the boongka tonight boys

>>174326

Lube budget has been running in a deficit for some time and unless it gets back in the black these difficulties will continue to arise.

>>174328

It's like he's pointing his finger at my very soul

>>174330

agreed

>>174329

I heard the Council blew the lube budget on fancy tendies AGAIN

>>174330

To my spiritual connection on QnA

>>174332

NEETs are just to have to suffer or keep using spit to try their best to jam it in.

>>174334

Im uncut so I dont need lube

>>174334

Metamucil and mi goreng create Sloppy poos that act as a natural lubricant

>>174338

I don't think I can get my mummybot on the mi goreng

Sorry guys

>>174340

Pour some goon in it

>>174340

Fill it up with Metamucil and mi goreng and see what hapens

>>174340

plug the hole with semen during your next wank session

>tfw sobering up and no booze left

'We're all going to parties tonight': HSC ends for 70,000 students

what have you guys done since finishing year 12?

>>174345

I had a wank

>>174345

I Didint even finish year 12

>tfw cracked lips

>>174347

Me neither now that I think about it.

>>174347

>>174349

I left after year 11 and did the STAT test

>>174349

I still got an A in rape class but it wasn't enough for a passing grade, schools just don't know what's important for young people anymore

>>174345

I finished 2 years of uni, and wanked a lot

>>174351

The Africans and pajeets get all the top scores for that class now

>>174350

Same, It feels like I was there so long that I did finish.

>>174351

I got A in inducing suicidal thoughts in staff.

>>174345

I was a NEET for the most part, did a bit of wagecucking here and there, now uni, which I'm not sure if I will go on with

>>174355

>>174352

what did you guys study?

I enjoyed my degree even though I was a loner, I don't think I'd ever go back though. It is just so much time.

>>174357

I study Japanese, and I have one more year to go. Hopefully afterwards I can continue working at the place I am now as I like the job enough.

>>174358

I think you're learning Japanese

I think you're learning Japanese

I really think so

>>174357

Business and economics, it's fucking soul crushing, think of at the very least taking on of those "leave of absence" things for next semester

>>174345

Assuming a rate of one wank per 1.5 days, I have masturbated just over 1500 times

>>174359

Assuming I've done approximately 1.2 poos a day I've done 11,826 poos since high school

>>174362

STOP THINKING LIKE ME AT THE SAME TIME CUNT

>>174364

why does this happen all the time in these threads, neet god must be a true force of nature

im back