/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

First post.

I LOVE WEBER!1!

mum gash

gum hash

NEET rash

>>174755

LOL did you save my tax return graphic from a few months ago?

>>174757

y-you too

>>174757

This is why I use ublockorigin

>>174757

Stop posting one of my girlfriends!

Should I have a nap or a wank?

>>174761

Why not do both ?!?

>>174762

I can't do both at the same time so a decision still needs to be made

>>174763

Sorry, I don't make decisions,I just offer silly suggestions

>>174763

wank

>>174764

That's okay, I appreciate those just as much

>>174765

Thank you mysterious vpn neet

>>174763

>>174761

After I wank I get sleepy so have a wank and then a nap.

>>174766

You are welcome, AusNEET

Just cooked two veals schnitzels in the Webber and made peppercorn gravy.

>>174757

She's no Cindy Starfall.

>>174770

I prefer the alien hybrid gook woman

Dunno why, I just want to blow on her massive forehead

>>174769

I hope you got Webers consent before cooking in him

>>174771

You just haven't seen her nipples yet.

>>174772

I am Weber and I will cook your meat.

>>174774

or brown it at least.

Well time to go wash my penis and pick up the gf, have a pleasant evening NEETs.

>>174776

Have fun Shire ol' mate.

>>174776

Cheers m8, give her one for the rest of us

>>174773

Now I'm going to be wondering what alien gook nipples look like all evening

Damn you NEET

>>174781

>What do /ausneets/ do in their spare time?

Everything

All my time is spare

>>174781

Wank

Drink

Banjo

Shooting

>>174781

pretend to write my essay

>>174782

#MeToo

>>174781

bourke_st.gif

>>174787

I've had dual stack IPv4/IPv6 working for 10 years now.

>>174788 (checked, hailed)

Which ISP?

>>174789

Internode (I built the infra).

>>174790

Nice. I've also been dual stacking it on Internode but I don't remember since when. Do you work for an advertising company now?

>>174791

> Do you work for an advertising company now?

No?

>>174792

Ok forget I mentioned it. *melds back into the hedge*

FUCK YOU

It was supposed to be a Remembrance Day Gen. I even gave you fucks the fucking Anzac Pepes.

How fucking hard is it? And instead you fucking make this cumslopbucket piece of shit with a fucking facebook pepe.

Fuck you.

>>174794

Rememberance Day is tomorrow. you jingoistic cuntguts.

>>174794

D I G G E R ' D

>>174794

Anzacs were terrorists

>>174797

and rapers

I'm going to ban all you faggots.

>>174799

No you're not.

>>174797

You came to the wrong neighborhood, Bolshevik.

Seriously, if any of you post when the Last Bugle plays in any fucking state you will be banned.

You cunts lost 60,000

t. Johnny Turk

>>174803

won the war, fuck you

>>174803

You're a fuckhead.

>>174803

Gas yourself, retard.

>>174803

If it wasn't for those sacrifices we'd all be speaking turkish and eating kebabs.

>>174804

Won the war? errr no.

>>174804

56% Allied/Ottoman death toll says you didn't.

>>174808

I'll clarify: Im not saying we lost the war per se, just that all were losers in the war except for a select (((few)))

Also im not a seppo not sure why i have burgerflag

>>174810

Workpoasting can get you flagged as a seppo.

>>174806

Ypres, it's a gas gas gas.

It's the bloody centennial.

Have some courtesy.

>>174813

This would be fine, but the untrue bullshit that goes with it is retarded.

>>174814

At least it hasn't gone full globo-homo-gayplex yet

>>174813

Can honour the sacrifice without buying the official narrative.

The best way to honour the lost ones is to swear an oath: no more brother wars

>>174816

>>174814

Honouring a sacrifice is not supporting the cause. They died for us.

>>174819

>>Allied

>

>Entente, wrong war.

I think you'll find the term predates WWII.

>>174759

me too

>>174770

I see that you too are a man of culture. and a fellow racemixer

>>174544

>>174540

Are these your pics?

Where are they? They look like river/bush land SA.

>>174774

You can handle whatever meat goes your way.

>>174543

That's a good looking doggo, looks a bit like a kelpie or a collie. What breed is he?

>>174825

I'll give it a red hot NEET go.

>>174802

What a nice offer.

>>174547

Yes.

>>174553

They're the biggest issue around where I am too. Crackheads are fucked.

>>174828

Your dick cheese?

>>174828

Hard cheese are fine as long as you cut the leading moudly edge off.

>>174561

That was a nicer, chilled out one.

Thanks, it's hard to find Aussie songs, I like these guys. My dad knew a few of them when he lived in Qld. There was a few of these type of bands up in qld at that time like Bullamakanka

>>174834

your dad had sex with them

RIP

>>174835

He played league with them so yeah.

>>174562

>shakas hands thing

The what?

>>174568

>looking for drugs

They're looking for laptops and whatnot, then trade that with the dealers who then shout someone a point to pawn it all for them.

I hate crackheads so fucking much.

>>174581

That looks pretty good, the leather strap is nice.

>>174598

I knew you were talking to me.

>>174604

I've known of several fat scags who were dealers and were on it all the time. I'm not sure how that works.

>>174615

Grool has multiple uses too but he knows what use webster is implying.

>>174837

>>174776

Hope you're having a good one mate.

>>174669

Yeah but most of their locks are really simple and they are more of a latch to keep it closed than to lock it. Use a paperclip like >>174676 said.

But, yeah, mister minut or whoever can cut them

>>174844 (checked, halfway)

"how close to God can man get?"

>>174781

I do my washing and spend a lot of time recovering.

>>174685

so did I

>>174716

Fuck the Colonel.

>>174749

>>174750

One job.

>tfw severely depressed

>>174850

Acute sleep deprivation can fix your depression: https://www.gwern.net/docs/zeo/2017-boland.pdf

>tfw severely impressed

>>174853

Acute depression can fix your impressedness.

>>174854

Tempting… But I enjoy being impressed.

>>174851

Thank you.

>>174857

Just rot your brain out with porn until you can't feel romance anymore nbd

>>174857

Is it like wanking

>>174858

tried, failed

>>174856

No, thank you.

>>174859

W A K I N G

>>174860

Have you tried it with one of those fancy tools and devices NEETs have purchased?

>>174862

W A N K I N G

>>174858

there is kissing porn

>>174865

Romance films.

>>174866

no, just lesbians sucking each others tongues

Thinking about having a wank now.

Happy Potter Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them: My Pants only on 7

Going to give uber eats a shot, I am out of money. I could go without electricity a while but they fuck you on reconnection fees I hear.

That zoomer feel when some bogan labourer who works for the body corporate puts the bins out on bin night

>>174870

say hello to Pajeet for me

>>174869

I chuckled.

>>174871

>bogan labourer

Class cooperation is fascism. Discuss.

>>174874

Most of the NEETs here don't know or understand that meme.

>>174867

Is Do the NT! a slogan for soliciting aboriginal prositutes?

>>174875

Improve.

>>174877

Simpson's pol.gif

Tolerance is a weird word, in a sense we all tolerate homos/chinks/pajeets because we don't try to kill them on sight.

>>174865

I'm pretty sure everyone likes formicophilia to an extent.

>>174883

>formicophilia

Had to look that up in an incognito window thanks hueNEET

>>174880 (hailed)

Based and redpilled.

>Tackle the root of the problem

This.

>>174882

I would kill a homo pajeetchink if it came to close to me

Abominations must be destroyed

>>174883

ah, no

>>174881

Good afternoon/night NK

>>174888

Would flames affect that?

>>174888

Ah, I'm used to those where I live

I'd probably kill them if it was legal again though

And if I was bored,angry or drunk

>>174889

Hey cumguzzlers

>>174886

>in minecraft

low level discussion

>>174888

Inappropriate use of trips.

>>174892

Hey.

>>174892

hey ballsack

>>174870

Hi vaporwagie, hows your life these days?

>>174897

The right time to get out of bed

Anyone used a monitor arm before? No matter which part i adjust i just cant get it straight

>>174902

>neats

A bad description

NK how many did you demolish last night?

>>174904

Beers or bumholes ?

>>174894

I need to grind more shitposts to raise my level.

>>174899

Not VW tbh.

>>174906

I find having a few drinks gives me a temporary +4 to my shitposting level

>>174905

Both tbh

>>174907

Dan posting with a party is a good way to level up.

>>174904

Not too many, took a few extra dexies and ended up wanking for 4 hours straight.

I was literally hypnotised by porn and before I knew it the sun came up and I went to bed

>>174910

4 hours I thought 1 hour was a lot

>>174912

You need to tap your wank potential

>>174911

I used the big arm for fisting aboriginals

You guys are shit at wanking

I can get it done in 30 seconds

My new (old) USA-made banjo is easier to play then the chink one I bought from eBay. Who'd have thunk it?

<tinyboard ban message></tinyboard>

>>174916

Goddamn, don't do that m8

I just came in me pants

>>174918

Mummified on gin and rum

>>174918

Sorry, BO can you spoiler that pic of the Queen Mum for me so no more NEETs have accidents

#Rule 27

All pictures of the Queen Mum must be spoilered

NEETs failing to spoiler aforementioned pics will be fined the cost of one (1) pair off new undies.

>>174917

yeah I'd believe it, chinese made crap verse a country that has been making banjos for a very long time, quality is not something chinese made shit is known for

Hey NEETs

We need to get through 577 more posts in the next 17 hours so BO can have his Remembrance Day thread.

Get posting cunts

>>174922

And here we are on the internet made of chinese electronics.

>>174923

ok, we need more Dan verse Craig posts, lots more poo pictures, 100 posts of Pajeets pooing in the street, more Boong pictures, lets get to it

>>174923

I appreciate the thought. I haven't been posting because I got no (You)'s from my outing pics and because I realised I was being a bit, as the other NEET said "jingoistic". It is their right not to participate or honour them. They died for the freedom to choose not to as well I guess.

I have been writing to the actual BO and he is reminding me of how this board once was, well not really but I am reminiscing. When we knew each other a little less well and there was a culture of brotherly love.

I still love you all but I can see how it did knock him, he just wants to help and it sometimes feels as though, for him, that it falls on deaf ears.

Poor Possum.

>>174821

Bloody nice pics m8

Sorry, I admired them earlier but I rarely reply to older posts

>>174923

Nah, tomorrow let's just make a separate remembrance thread which nobody will actually bother to use

>>174928

You need to do comfy catch up, you are depriving NEETs of their (You) quota.

>>174929

That is not how it works.

>>174929

some of us don't need a thread to remember such things

Bit nerdy but my brother and I have a wargame every ANZAC day.

Our tribute to the diggers.

>>174931

In this picture, a scientist is seen studying one of the primitive ape-men that can still be found in the remotest regions of the world.

>>174935

>We can rebuild him

>We have the technology

>The $6.50 Boong

>>174928

Also, in the background you can kind of see the cliffs which is near Big Bend.

>>174935

He's actually studying how long it takes for him to ejaculate by wanking him off

>>174934

What kind of wargame?

>>174939

40K, we still play 4th ed.

We do the meatgrinder mission if that means anything to you.

Guard vs Orks

>>174934

That's pretty cool. I think as long as people remember it, that's enough.

Sorry everyone about getting my back up about it before and calling you all cunts.

>>174910

Beautifully story NK. I hope you don't take too many dexies on any of your outings.

>>174940

I thought you meant a WW1 War game. I used to play Lord of the Rings Wargame with my brother.

>>174941

My dad used to take me to the dawn service when I was a kid, seeing the old boys getting emotional there really kicked it home.

this was 35+ years back so most of them would have been WW2 vets I guess

>>174944

I think my dad only took me to a few. I went to the one in the city with my nan a couple times.

Not really on topic but it reminded me, my uncle used to always stand when the anthem played and literally clipped peoples ears if they spoke while it was on. It was a bit weird, he used to do it when it came on on the footy.

>>174945

Patriotism is definitely rare these days.

Personally I love the country, the politicians can all get fucked, they've got nothing to do with how I feel about 'Straya

>>174927

I can't sleep until I respond to your post. I like the current gen, if you have a problem we will help you address you it, unless someone is bathing in self loathing and not yet willing to climb out of their tunnel of despair. BO is still a well respected figure in my book and I don't mind the new mod after a warming up period. This place is my home away from home. I wouldn't change any of it.

>>174947

Wart or an infection from a splinter? How does it feel, we need more information?

>>174947

It's a genital wart

>>174949

It's very hard, and it doesn't hurt at all, in fact I have slightly less tactility in the spot.

It's not a fungus, I'd equate it more to a tumor.

>>174951

Gook night.

>>174952

Sounds like a wart I got as a kid. Had to put some shit on it until the day I pealed the band aid off and it came off with it.

>>174951

good night asian qt and twin sister.

>>174951

These gooks are too wholesome for my liking

I only like slutty gooks

G'night anyway though

>>174956

Are you the one who said the gooks started off innocently and then didn't like it when they got more sexual?

>>174955

How can you tell?

>>174946

That's how I feel too. In fact, I feel like our basic national identity is predominantly that.

>>174957

No, I've always only liked slutty gooks

>>174945

Things meant allot more in the old days, there was a lot more symbolic meaning. Nobody even cares these days.

>>174948

Me and him have had this discussion multiple times and we both think that the board is generally the same as it was, just that we have changed.

>>174948

But thank you, I think there were more posts like that and there were always depressed posts but there were more posts from people who expressed genuine concern for one another. I'm unsure if that has changed or there are newer people. I empathise with you all, a lot. To the point where I think about the gen irl most days and refer to myself in my head as "NEET".. while I'm at work 5 days a week. I want the best for all of you and I think most of you want the best for all of us too, we used to say it more often. On the other hand a lot of us have made relatively big improvements this year.

>>174947

I use a cream called Elocon, it's a corticostedoid cream for a type of eczema that looks a bit like that. Tiny little bubbles come up from chemicals and other shit but mostly from stress.

Does it itch?

>>174951

Good night.

>>174781

I spend most of my spare time on /ausneets/ and 8chan in general embarrassingly

>>174952

Oh, ok. That's not eczema than. Might be as other NEET said, a wart. Stop sticking your thumb in places it doesn't belong.

>>174964

Elocon sounds like a convention for Elon musk and the shit he does

I'd go to it

>>174961

I was thinking about something similar today how reading a book is almost an archaic trait. We don't have the attention span to sit and read anymore. I don't anyway, I used to be able to do it but now the fast paced society I have allowed myself to be a part of has made that pace my normal.

>>174968

There's a similar one called Elephran or something like that, I prefer that one because it sounds like elephant.

>>174963

>relatively big improvements this year

Honestly I'm genuinely impressed by what some of you cunts have done.

Mah NEETs are growing up.

>>174971

We all have, it's been a big year for many of us.

I can't be bothered cooking dinner.

Might just have ham&cheese toasties

>>174973

That's still cooking m8. The proper neet attitude is to go down to the colonel's and get a big bucket of chicken.

Night is here. Time to get comfy on my beanbag and fall asleep watching stuff. Good night neets.

>>174974

Nah, I can't eat KFC.

I used to work there

>>174975

G'night m8

>>174975

Good night.

I'm going to crash too, good night friends.

>>174979

Nighty night NEET

>>174981

5 to 1 NEETo

1 in 5

No-one here, gets gooned alive

You get gooned NEETo

I'll get mine

Gonna make it NEETo if we try

neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

>>174983

neet.

>>174976

What dark secrets does the colonel have?

>>174985

You sure you want to know ?

the chicken is often REALLY close to rotten, the secret spices are to hide that fact

the 3 hour rule about chips is a complete lie, try 12-15 hours

I used to have to clean the ducts when it was quiet and I'd throw all the dead flies in the cooking oil

every single person I worked with there was wasted 24/7 so I'm sure they did worse shit

Rape

>>174987

No thanks

holy shit I'm a genius I just discovered the best cheap meal ever

rice, little bit of olive oil, tiny bit of soy sauce, salt and tablespoon of oyster sauce

>>174990

chink meal

>>174992

It got beat

>>174990

Sounds ok, one cheap meal from left over ingredients I discovered is to chop bread up into cubes and fry it in oil with spices

>>174992

>>174992

>>174992

>>174992

I'm eating sausages as well but it's p good by itself. although you can add chicken to it bretty easy

>>174986

So do you mean the chips are under a heat light for 12 hours

Very dangerous, no wonder KFC chips taste viral all the time, they also taste soggy

And I assume the temp they're being kept at is 45-55 and not 65+

*If it was 65+ then it'd be ok as that'd be in the ok zone but if you can prove at least in my state if the chips are kept below 65 and above 5 for over 2' hours then there is a proper legal case to be made, granted you'd get shat on since you yourself are responsible so basically if you wanna fuck KFC just say food poisoning at your old joint if it's running the same, that way you dont get dunked on

A good way to fake food poisoning especially from a chicken joint is to well, give yourself food poisoning, and to do that eat some raw chicken

>>174996

>are under a heat light for 12 hours

Yep

And I'm serious about the chicken too, if you got one smell of the cool room they keep it in you'd never eat there again

>>174997

how do they store their cool room as an Apprentice chef I'm very curious

Is Raw chicken above, say their coleslaw, or other retarded shit, and also unrelated is that is your chicken breaded or floured as its outer layer

>>174990

You know whats a cheap treat?

Jam mixed with water, you drink it down then enjoy the chunks at the bottom

Holy shit it's only 11:30

>>174998

Shit it was a while back.

As far as I recall they chicken was stored on the top shelves and all the dressing were lower.

It was all in those big 80l plastic tubs

Not sure about the bread/flour, it came in big plastic bags labelled with what flavour it was

>>175002

No. Elite neet skills and secrets are passed down from master to apprentice - and each apprentice must take an oath never to write down or reveal secret neet lore to the public.

>>175003

Will you be my master? i solemnly swear to never reveal the secrets to r*ddit or $chan

>>175004

All apprentices must "serve under" NK for 3 months before other NEETs may tutor them

>>175001

>As far as I recall they chicken was stored on the top shelves and all the dressing were lower.

You best be fucking joking about how they store chicken because

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT IS HOW YOU NOT STORE A FUCKING CHICKEN

YES ITS IN A FUCKING VAC BAG WAIT IS IT IN A VAC BAG, A DECORE TUB, OR SOMETHINE ELSE BUT STILL ALWAYS SHIT THAT WONT BE HARMFUL IF IT CONTAMINANTES THEN LESS HARMFUL THEN FISH THEN CHICKEN

==I'D SAY YOU WERE THERE AT THE LATEST 2014 BUT IF IT WERE SAY 2–3 YOU'D HAVE NO CASE BUT SINCE As the lib tards and commies say THE CURRENT YEAR IF ITS EVEN 5 YEARS NEAR THE PRESENT YOUR KFC IS FUCKED

Please say it isn't South NSW, since that's where I lived until I moved

Holy shit this last hour has taken no time at all

**Except for the last 8 minutes since my last post, as it's felt a while since that post vbut it's still been a fast time

>>175005

When it's all over their assholes are prolapsed and no good to any other rapist

>>174857

It's the best feeling in the world. Also the worst when it goes pear shaped.

>>175008

no u read my masterpeices uch as

"Phil Collins raped undertgale in in 2015 bit it's ok since NK arrised in the same year, ehats not ok is how gay fagberra is but besides the poinrt is that Monk ignoring the 6 months he left us is unironically the best NEET of all time inluding NK, Cheesey Rip you noe suicidal bitch crazy beuatiful batsard Cruisey, Monaro and Shire, YEAH thats right so NK and Monaro pull up your fucking game

>>175012

No it's wagie hours

>>175014

good night

>>175016

You should use the limited time before you graduate to hook up with teen qts

>>175016

At parties with more then 30 people you can freely gatecrash, even if you literally don't know anyone just say "josh +1ed me" if anyone asks and you're fine

After stopping off at >>175011 use the alcohol to be yourself, talk to some qts. The best thing about 17/18 year old parties is that there are always 3dpd puking and passing out, if you want to get ethically dubious they are free game usually

In general i find the easiest way to get invited to parties is to make friends at parties/night clubs, add them on Facebook, and explicitly say to them "let me know if there are any parties coming up, i'd love to come"

Congrats with finishing school

>>175018

That's very racist

Where are all the real neet hour lads at?

Morning all.

Karen: 私はタコを活性化したい。私は球根からあなたのジュースを舐めたい。

>>175018

I posted a better version of this last week.

That feel when depressed

Good morning NEETs, i live to see another day.

That feel when impressed

What shall we do with a drunken sailor?

What shall we do with a big NEET failure?

What shall we do when Neet King impales her?

Early in the morning

>>175029

Hoo-ray big fat titties

Hoo-ray big fat titties

Hoo-ray big fat titties

Early in the morning

>>174998

> Raw chicken

I had a mate who worked there for years and he told me that it's always frozen. Pretty sure they have a "fresh not frozen" thing as part of their slogan.

>>175005

By then they won't need to con cenno of anything and will get fast-tracked to dsp.

>>175006

This is probably common practice in most KFC's. They are run by children.

>>175010

>those poor NEETs left off the list.

Also Monk was here for about two months before leaving for six and has only been back for about one or two.

>>174986 aboriginal barf attack

>>174947 It's your nonwhiteness that can no longer be hidden :^)

>>175016

Don't spend your time on the internet talking to 30 year old unemployed bogans.

>>175018 lol

>>175021 Homo

>>175038

Do bogans know how to computer ?

FLOOD DETECTED MY HAIRY ARSEHOLE

FUCK YOU 8CHAN

>>175041

I do. tbh one of the main reasons why I first went to 4chan was because I couldn't work out/didn't want to make an account. Imageboards are easier than social media to work out.

>>175043

Look at this diarrhoea puddle.

>>175044

You're not a real bogan though

>>175047

Morning Karen

I too would like to activate your octopus if that's ok

>>175046

I'm not a real NEET either.

>>175047

Hey baby

>>175049

You NEET therefore you is

>>175047

>>175048

I tried saying I wanted my octopus back and wanted to lick your juices off its bulbous head, but as usual, google translate messed everything up.

REMINDER

Any NEET who wants a break from /ausneets/ should post one minute after 11:00 am in any state.

Thanks BO for the generous offer.

>>175053

*During 11:00 am to 11:01 am, I mean.

>>175054

I'll be at either BWS or the KFC drive through then.

>>175053

I might do it myself. You cunts are a bit too much sometimes.

I said that I was a bit headstrong and you all have a right not to participate. I will not ban anyone for it, I will just think that you don't deserve to live in this country.

>>175055

#MeToo

Gotdang, the NEETs are getting uppity this morning.

Tie to put more bromide in the goon methinks.

>>175063

*time

>>175060

Hey Dan m8, you didn't show up to fight Craig last night (see >>174926 )

Bit lacking in the testicular department or what ?

>>175065

The Council pays Dan a visit.

>>175065

He was expanding the business to the international market. >>>/sudo/88303

Dan gets hung up like the goofy old Irish drunk dero he is on keeping his NEETs in line, Craig can see the big picture and is reaching for the horizon.

>>175067

Craig is truly the entrepreneurial genius the NEET thread needs.

All hail Craig !

lol, trolley man

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-11-11/bourke-st-terror-should-not-affect-armistice-day-events-andrews/10485798

>>175069

It's a pity Trolley Man and people like him didn't seize these media opportunities to shit on our immigration policies and non-whites in general.

>>175070

They wouldn't print it even if he did

>>175071

It would need to happen in a live interview. Just out of nowhere drop it mid-interview so they can't hit the kill switch in time.

>>175057

Just to be clear, you'll have to do this about 3 or 4 times to account for timezones. In my case, I need to post at 10:30 (Vic/NSW/Tas) 11:00 (SA), 11:30 (Qld), 12:00 (NT), and 13:30 (WA)

>>175073

How do you manage to be in all those states at once ?

Are you the most executive of executives ?

>>175068

Hopefully they would have learned by now

>>175074

Each NEET views posts in their own timezone. So to offend somebody in the Eastern states at 11am their time, I would need to post at 10:30am my time.

>>175076

Except I have revealed my genius plan too early, and now Cruisey will probably ban me pre-emptively.

>>175077

I hope you're going to post something nice like

HARD CORE ABORIGINAL UNNA PORN

>>175078

A cunny post would be especially triggering I suspect.

>>175079

Add some grool to that cunny

>>175079

Was that you on /b/ last night?

>>175080

cunny grool smeared gourds

>>175081

no?

traditional aboriginal secret gourds

Well I woke up to see my disgraceful drunkposting

wew

Prime Minister Scott Morrison attacked the "radical and dangerous ideology of extremist Islam" that inspired Shire Ali.

"I am the first to protect religious freedom in this country, but that also means I must be the first to call out religious extremism," he said.

"Religious extremism takes many forms around the world and no religion is immune from it. That is the lesson of history and sadly modern history as well.

"But here in Australia, we would be kidding ourselves if we did not call out the fact that the greatest threat of religious extremism in this country is the radical and dangerous ideology of extremist Islam."

b-based?

>>175081

Maybe

>>175087

Please read the posts you miss.

Is some guy called scott morrison PM now ?

Fuck I'm out of touch

>>175011

No Dan I was drinking your sweet sweet Golden Oak, I feel good now

>>175087

he's just trying to swing some One Nation voters, that's all

>>175092

This.

>>175091

Dan is old news

All the cool NEETs are into Craig now

>>175090

Honestly I'm not suprised you missed it,

What happened was Tony Abbott crossed the house on one of Malcolms bills which killed it, which kinda destabilized the party, after which Peter Dutton made a failed leadership challenge, after which shit got fucked for the liberals and another leadership challenge happened with ScoMo throwing himself in so the party keeps being a NeoCon one rather than a Tony party

Since then he's done shit all other than shill for Israel when a by election for the most Jewish electorate in Australia Guess who was the last member for it which they then lost

Basically next election Labour will win in a landslide ala Tony v Rudd 2013 and the best we can hope for is David Lejyonhelm to stay in and Sustainable to get a senator

>>175094

begone NK you craig lovin boong

>>175095

Bloody hell, cheers m8

At least if labour win they might shut down wftd again

They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old:

Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.

At the going down of the sun and in the morning,

We will remember them.

Less we forget

SPACE JAM NIGGER!1!

Anzac cookies

Lest we forget

>>175097

shorten has promised to rid wfd and increase Newstart but also has promised to end the refugee camps so a bit mixed

I think what most NEETs will vote for is Sustainable Australia, though if you're from QLD put Katter first so we can keep Fraiser Anning, and in NSW vote LibDems to keep Ljyonhelm since those two always inflict fun shit on the Senate

11:11:11 on 11/11

fug

>>175102

I just donkey vote everytime anyway

Actually tried to draw a picture of a donkey on the ballot last time

>>175105

I know somebody who pissed in a ballot box.

>>175106

Voting booth rather.

>>175106

It is fun telling the pamphleteers outside to fuck off I must admit

>>175108

Yep.

I also write racial slurs and swastikas in the booth.

>>175105

I support donkey voting the house of Reps but in the Senate your vote matters more

>>175109

>Oy vey why has he put Dan "Hitler" Murphey as his number one, followed by a Large Aborigine Poo and then Craig from Liquorland

>>175111

I support Large Aborigine Poo's welfare reforms but I side with Dan on immigration

>>175046

Everyone here but me is a bogan.