/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

>>259959

You could post poo pictures from the bowel cancer section and make NK heaps jealous

The other thread is better. Just needs the picture fixed and a link to the old thread.

OLD: >>259956

There is an illegal thread that is making me feel rather uncomfortable.

>>259967

I like the current picture

This thread should have been

Ethical Wank Distribution Edition

>>259969

I like the way her username is Lisa Hide. You can clearly see she isn't hiding anything.

>>259971

I have no adequate pepe for such an edition

>>259971

Robbing from the wank-wealthy and giving to the wank-deprived.

A real life RobbingWank.

>>259975

Beautiful!

1% of the neets have 99% of the wanks

>>259966

You could also get a stethoscope and pretend to be a doctor and tell people they are going to die.

>>259977

trickle down wank economy

>>259979

Keyne's invisible hand is wanking me off right now

The council deems the talk of wank percentages as dangerous and a punishable offence.

>>259978

Vile post

>but could be funny if he posts videos of it with the patients freaking out

>>259981

i'm shorting my wank stocks

>>259980

Incredible.

>>259980

>>259976

>>259982

Pooing on random patients.

>>259987

Perfect everything is ready for next thread.

Dr. Wank

>>259987

gay

>>259991

Is it gay if the wanks are for wank-deprived individuals? Boomers obviously have the biggest wank surplus.

>>259991

Fathers home!

I have wanked to Brandi Love and to a black amateur getting fucked up the bum.

What should I wank to next? I'm avoiding Asian porn at the moment, gives me feels

>>259991

and you love it

Have a

Big

>>259994

You are currently in a wank deficit, please refrain from any further wanks.

Slow

Wank

>>259998

I am a free wanker.

I wank as I please.

>>259999

>>260000

wasted posts

>>259994

have a nofap

>>260001

Reckless.

>>260002

>t. Boong wizard

>>260002

STOLEN FROM THE BLACK FELLA UNNA

JUST LIKE ME LAND TAKEN BY THAT WHOITE DOG COOK UNNA

A nice crisp 18c tomorrow, might go down to kmart and buy some new trackies.

>>260008

>>260010

What a man.

>>260007

Think I'll do exactly the same. My current ones are looking a bit worse for wear and don't feel as comfy and fluffy as they used to.

I'd like to have one of those fancy pairs of trackies, you know those gym wear ones, I can feel the judgment even with my super comfy brand new $15 kmart trackies

>>260013

Good to mix and match with those adventurous Velcro shoes.

wankneets.com

what's the best brand of toilet paper? quilton just isn't doing it for me right now

Did webby get all autistic in here?

What's with the pics of books?

>>260022

Read the posts you miss.

>>260021

Coles brand 2ply, absorbs the blood really well

>>260023

OI!

I'm about to.

>>259773

They're ok man, I'm going to test drive it tomorrow.

>>259775

I'm the one looking at the mondeo

>>260021

I exclusively use sorbent silky wet wipes

>>259981

Punishable in the form of wanks taken.

>>260027

Has your dad had to unclog the sewer line as a result?

>>259796

hot

>>259807

Yesterday at the start of the Anzac morning service a kookaburra drowned out the whole first song, then the maggies chimed in. At the end the white galahs started squawking.

>>260030

That's kind of nice though in an Aussie kind of way.

>>260026

Ah, hope it goes well, should be an okay car if it's been maintained, diesels are generally more reliable - engine-wise that is.

>>259987

>bread and butter surgery

Hmmmm

>>260029

Nah, these ones are flushable.

>>260033

fairybread surgery in your case

>>259812

I'm having kievs on a bed of quinoa

>>259818

That is the effect Dan has.

I'm going to smoke a cigar in Cruisey's new Mondeo.

>>260037

You will need to open the sun roof.

>>260031

Yeah it was, The kookaburra at the start was cool while they were going on about how we are all on traditional unna land.

>>260032

I'll test it tomorrow but I am keen. It might be front wheel drive though.

There's an XT there that's on gas that is ok.

>>259867

I went to a participants house after work. I had a heated debate about how he expects more out of others than he does himself. Took over an hour and he probably forgot.

>>259872

Pretty much their only decent burger. I thought their breakky burger was ok.

Food suggestions please

>>260034

They all say that, they just dont break down like toilet paper

When will we get more footage of proteinNEET?

I seriously can't believe that didnt get more attention, its basically the highlight of the board for me

>>260045

what did we miss?

>>260043

quinoa

>>260045

Is that you?

If not that is a strange coincidence. I filmed him for about 20 minutes yesterday.

I need to edit it.

>>260041

Yeah they're front wheel drive, pretty much a basic comfy sedan, if you don't end up liking it and are not fussed with things just go with a Corolla, Camry, Civic or Accord for ultimate trouble free motoring.

>>260044

These do break up pretty easily, they are rather thin.

>>260048

Not him, but I identify strongly with his lifestyle and attitude.

>>260049

Accord's are nice. I also like suberu liberty's.

Bloke at work has a nice Ford Ranger Raptor thingo. Just looked it up… $84k drive away. No thanks.

>>260050

It's actually more like 40 mins. we were just chatting about nothing.

>>260051

Subies are good but not as reliable as a Toyota or Honda.

>>260052

I like the Ford Rangers, probably wouldn't go for the raptor but maybe a mid trim model in diesel, or a Mazda BT-50 which is the exact same car but a bit cheaper.

>>260055

What's the car equivalent of velcro shoes?

>>260056

a getz

>>260056

Kia Picanto.

>>260056

megane

Chick on bumble has just asked me what my personal record for pizza slices is

>>260058

The 2019 GT Turbo model is only $17k new.

>>259880

You know too much.

>>259954

You'll have a wank surplus in no time.

>>260060

A silly question without her specifying the diameter.

>>260060

she wants to know if you have beaten her 35 slice record

>>259977

big kek

>>260008

>>260010

>>260012

>>260014

>>260016

>>260018

A truly historic picture book.

>>260030

Must have been a beautiful symphony.

>>260048

>>260053

The anticipation mounts.

Just finished dinner, the local butcher is very good at his job.

>>260061

Not too shabby for a 3 cylinder..

>>260045

You never responded to my post about me not wanking to you and you wanted more replies?

>>260065

>The anticipation mounts.

I don't think I can be fucked, I'll have to listen to it all and edit bits out where he said peoples names and places.

I should've recorded it as an audio thing and just made it into a vocaroo.

>>260064

Tell her yes and your cream topping will fill her up.

>>260068

>edit bits out where he said peoples names and places.

Ah that does sound like a lot of work, audio would work but there's something great about being able to see things.

>>260066

3 cyldiners are cool when in bikes

>>260061

>>260066

I was going to buy one. I test drove the 2018 model. They have kick but CVT in the automatic was a bit slow in delivering power when I flawed it.

>>260072

You can do it mate!

>>260070

I'm watching it now. Something about it is really watchable. I don't get it.

>>260068

Can I wank to it?

>>260073

Nah they're just slow.

>>260072

I bet she's into food-play

>>260072

Is this one of those weird fetish things?

>>260075

Probably because it's humble genuine conversation. Most good documentaries are just that.

>>260076

Yes.

Is $1130 monthly rent good?

>>260040

He uses the transporter to jizz shot boongs all around the country

>>260082

i assume it's somewhere nice?

i spend 710 a month for a place with some girls, in a upper part class of town

>>260082

Rent should be no more than 30% of your net weekly income

>>260084

I don't think it's legal to rent girls

>>260084

It's a studio in the southeastern suburbs of Melbourne

>>260085

Currently it's 51% of my future net weekly income 56% if I include car park rent, that's not including utilities

>>260087

Problem is real estate agent will look at this against your paychecks to see if you can afford it

>tfw incredibly depressed and losing my mind

>>260090

have a reflection upon your current lifestyle choices

>>260090

Have a wank

>>260082

jesus no

>>260087

are you currently living with your parent(s)? if so, I'd stay there and build up some savings.

>>260096

How did you meet this gentleman?

>>260097

I went to school with him. I think we met in year 9. We lived together in a share house for a bit too.

ROOMATES ATE MY DINNER

GONNA SPINT 10KM ON MY BIKE TO RED ROOSTER AND BWS BEFORE THEY CLOSE @10 UNNA

WISH ME LUCK

>>260096

gave up at 4:06

>>260099

I hope you punish them accordingly

>>260095

he's such a gem. best talk show host ever. i've watched hours of his stuff and he never ceases to give me a chuckle. his autobiography is good too.

>>260094

This is a good idea, some real estate agents ask for bank statements to see if you're full of shit or not and what your spending habits are like, the properties I'm applying to I include my bank statement even if they don't ask for it.

I have $15k in the bank atm so I'm not shy on supplying it

>>260105

Wonder how many boongs are trapped in that mercs boot

>>260098

I have a NEET friend whom I had met in school as well, he's still a NEET to this day

>>260106

Do you take medication?

>>260108

You're going to become a role model for him though, aren't you?

>>260110

Yes, hopefully my gaining employment has given him some hope

Wank Clerk

>>260108

if the opposite of NEET is NPC then he is truly a righteous man

Some of these posts make me distrustful of medical professionals

>tfw take medication

>>260117

You can't put cocaine in medicine anymore Craig

>tfw devastating addiction to alcohol that is ruining my life

>>260119

Those old blokes seem to think you're a weird cunt

>>260120

Iktf monk

>>260125

That Image Rendering Dan is horrifying

>>260119

Any hot boongs?

>>260115

You have every right to feel that way

https://sci-hub.tw/10.1111/j.1365-2923.2008.03239.x

https://sci-hub.tw/10.1097/01.acm.0000222277.21200.a1

>>260128

Looks like I'll be taking the Dying of Easily Curable Diseases Pill

>>260096

Nice, that blues scale was clean.

Not as engaging as the previous videos but I enjoyed it.

HOT belly rub

>>260126

It's the transformation of evil

Considering another pizza

>>260132

Consider a water and an early night

I haven't wanked today yet

>>260135

Neet to try that unna goon, how much is it? Is Dan or Craig cheaper?

>>260135

very lewd dan

>>260136

It's a relatively rare goon, can't find it on Craig or Dan's websites.

Probably best to have a shop around and look for Stanley's fruity lexia

>>260137

Craig's certainly therapist of the two.

>>260138

Vote [1] for the NEETparty.

>>260140

Dr Dan Read looks like he's been on the goon too long

I wish I could rip a few thumb packed cones with cruisey

>>260141

Not long enough.

I believe multiple peer-reviewed scientific journals have published articles about the link between high goon consumption and an increase in male fertility.

It's well documented.

>tfw too lazy to pack another cone

Good night friends.

>>260144

Keep it up!

I got too lazy to drive three hours for weed so I ended up quitting due to my laziness.

>>260145

GN M8

>>260145

Good night

>>260143

That's the only thing keeping the aboriginal race alive

>>260148

Don’t say things you don’t mean bro

>>260148

Caliente!

Mohammad has dropped off the pizza

Time to get comfy with some cones and youtube

>>260149

Boong semen contains so much goon it's starting to infuse into their DNA

>>260152

is it halal?

What're you going to be viewing?

>>260154

It absolutely is not, I'll be watching sailing la vagabonde vlogs for perhaps the next hour

>>260150

I already thumb packed three boongs assholes tonight and the parties just getting started

>>260152

Did that pizza have bacon on it?

I'm gonna have to force myself to wank with my right hand now, my left shoulder had been in a bit of pain the last couple of weeks from the NK's Big Boong Magic RAPE Pills UNNAe wanks and its taking its toll. It doesn't mess with lifting but when I start wanking the pain gets pretty bad

>>260158

Get on the DSP and get a NDIS provided wank helper.

>>260155

>It absolutely is not

Good, good!

>sailing la vagabonde vlogs

Never heard of it before, looks like some real rich-normie shit, not bad

>>260156

Great work, we need more of your sort around the rural and remote aboriginal communities.

>>260161

NO WOIGHT DOG IS STICKING HIS FINGERS UP MY BUM HOLE.

>>260159

State in-forced NEET happy endings?

I approve.

>>260162

You have no choice.

>tfw yellow durry fingers for 3 weeks now

so this is what it's like

>>260158

To service my needs I'd need like ten support workers

>>260162

Even for a goon?

Man I am fucking definitely moving to Queensland

People up there are cool as shit and the weathers great

Fuck these yuppie cunts man

>>260165

I used to get those after big goon sessions with chainsmoking, quit and moved to the gape capers so no yellow fingers and a bigger bank account

>>260168

Some decent boongs up there too

Went for some gook food from Gook Hill and then the gym. It's going to be bourbon time soon.

>>260165

I had yellow durry fingers for months when I started smoking rollies daily.

Strangely the stains have gone away without me noticing. Perhaps it was due to cutting back a bit.

>>260169

>chainsmoking

That'll do it.

>quit

>bigger bank account

No doubt, for me quitting cannabis was what made me able to start saving money. Still would like to quit the darts in the future but it's good for now.

>tfw 6 years since I've had this much money in my band account.

>>260171

Where'd you go? Think I'll be there next week seeing some bumble slut, pretty cheap beers in chink hill, used to get gooned there pretty often when I was at uni

>>260168

QLD does seem great, absolutely beautiful up there. I know some great people up that way.

NT would be next then WA for me personally.

Tassie is also beautiful but the amount of lefties puts me off.

Fucking killed a cockroach that was crawling up my wall, I just cleaned the house and it wasn't dirty to begin with. Now I'm looking in all the crevasses in the house to see if anymore are around then gas the house

>>260174

For me its QLD, then tas, then NT i reckon

My mate lives in tas on the dole living in a public house for only 90 bucks a week or someting, few minutes from the coast in a white middle class town, living the fuckin dream aye unna

Reckon Darwin would be pretty chill but ultimately I'd like to live in North QLD or Noosa, way less stress than down here in this yuppie nightmare

>>260175

>see if anymore are around then gas the house

Make sure to use Zyklon B for maximum effect.

>>260176

Nice, I don't know anyone in tazzie, which could be a good thing if I were to move there in the future.

That does sounds like a fucking good time, I was pretty young last time I was there but it was super comfy.

Yuppies are indeed a bit of a nightmare.

>>260178

They might not have cheap gook hookers thou

>>260179

Probably a good thing. I'd like a stable monogamous relationship so that doesn't concern me unna.

>>260180

Yeah but you can always have the cheeky Chink on the side as long as you are immune to herpes

>>260181

Absolutely vile

>>260182

Vile life

I'm ashamed to say I did three decent poos and didn't post a single photo of them

>>260135

So what goon establishment does pepe represent?

>>260185

Why the humble goon connoisseur NEETs of course.

Can't believe she left me NEETs

It's just totally ruined me

I'm completely defeated, I don't have even one person to talk to and I spend every moment dreaming of a better future that I'm quickly realising will never happen, and that I'll be sad and struggling for the rest of my life

I give up

>>260184

Shame.

Your punishment will be swiftly delivered

>>260186

Their security guard won't let me in because I have a job

>>260187

Those feels last an average of two weeks, I recommend going out and just talking to random chicks, even if it's not at a drinking establishment. Men hardly approach chicks in public these days and a lot of them don't mind it, it will help you feel less like a throwaway and will get you out of the house and off the grog..

The alternative is just to get gooned and wank to photos of her and dig the hole even deeper

>>260189

I've tried telling him multiple times (and cruisey) that he needs a real woman. Some neets just don't listen

>>260173

Some place in the food court above the coles that I don't remember the name of. There's a place that does a happy hour of $7 pints or something that's right next to Station street, but somehow everytime I pass it and feel like buying a beer the happy hour isn't on.

>>260193

Theres a joint that used to do 10 dollar jugs iirc. Almost miss getting asked for cash by the bogan cunts outside the station, bet its changed a bit now.

>>260190

At least the security guards are doing their job correctly.

>>260192

Real women can be difficult to find these days, I've only met a handful.

>>260194

>Almost miss getting asked for cash by the bogan cunts outside the station, bet its changed a bit now.

Yeah it has, a couple of years ago you would have a group of 20-30 derros perpetually sitting outside the station/supermarket area and asking people for money and smokes. The gooks must have kicked up a fuss about it in recent times because they've all dispersed now, and you now find them from time to time in smaller groups outside pretty much every supermarket in a 5km radius of box hill.

>>260193

Maybe you made them depressed?

>>260196

Better than a handful of wank

>>260197

A lot of the shitty small shopping centers I've been to have security guards now pestering the bums to fuck off, Westfield have always had a lot of security especially on Thursday nights because all the kids like to go there

>>260199

Indeed.

>>260201

Or an assful of aboriginal rape

wait 2 more years for wizard powers or fuck a prostie?

>>260202

An assfull of aboriginal rape sounds much more appealing then a lonely unfulfilling routine wank.

Wish I had a family bros

Incredibly lonely

>>260198

Nah, it was probably Box Hill itself that did that to them, it's quite a depressing place nowadays.

>>260200

Yeah more and more places have security these days, not sure whether this is a good or a bad thing.

>>260207

:^(

Be strong unna, I don't really know what to say but hang in there.

Retiring to bed now. Night Night NEETs.

>>260210

Night mate

>>260212

I wish they showed me that in High school, had to waste all those years finding success

I wish I was a part of something, instead of sitting in my room all day

>>260216

Maccas hotcakes mate

That feel when stink of alcohol despite shower and fresh clothes

Not good aye

>>260217

I'd fuck a hashbrown

>>260184

>>260182

>>260218

Have you clothes soak in napisan for a day.

Morning neets. Finally worked up the courage to weigh myself for the first time in 3 years. I've gained 45kg. This is not good.

>>260223

So you weigh 53kg now?

>>260223

>I've gained 45kg

fug

>>260223

*This is good.

>>260224

>on the 13th Harry Potter movie

Super secret channel?

>>260229

of course

>>260230

Which one?

>>260231

we can't reveal the secret channel to uncool people

>>260224

your in for a very special day

>>260235

>>260233

I'm not.

>>260234

prety girls make me feel sad inside

>>260238

I miss the days when Karen would brighten up our mornings for us.

a succulent chinese penis

>>260175

They have a right to live.

my captcha was XL Rage

>>260246

>I don't think I've seen one of these before.

>IKTF

>>260234

>>260223

>>260222

Morning

fuark

should I just give up?

https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/adelaide-cbd/campervans-motorhomes/vw-transporter-t4-backpacker-ready-/1158730242

>>260245

>>260222

>>260223

>>260247

>>260249

Good morning

>>260250

The price too much? You don't want a vehicle of any sort for under about $5k. Nothing but misery.

>>260252

My ute was less than 5, it's been great.

>>260250

VW don't think so

>>260253

How many years ago was that though? Don't forget inflation.

some mad cunt is stream russel coight

aussie adventures !!

https://comfy.zone

>>260256

gay

>>260257

you fucking poofter

>>260258

>>260240

Did all my shopping.

Decided I'm going to go into the city tonight and see what the normies are up to.

>>260261

I want to hear a story about how that tight pussy was destroyed m8

>>260261

>>260262

Pictures, audio recordings and videos would be greatly appreciated.

>>260264

>got cennobux yesterday and a $500 advance

Save a hundred or two for a rainy day fund. Don't go over spending during the social interaction.

>>260265

lol i was thinking of buying a whore actually

My payment was suspended.

I am the Chicken Periodman, they are the Chicken Periodmen.

I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.

>>260267

< UH OH SPAGHETTI O

what didnt you do ?

>>260268

god i hate the beatles

>>260268

you are not the chicken periodman or the walrus, you are simply a very naughty NEET

guten morgen neets

>>260271

Goon morning to you to!

>>260269

Update my study stuff. I'll get a call on Monday hopefully.

>>260274

ur goin to jail

Hard abo poo

Big abo wank in moari face

>>260274

Weren't you meant to do that during the week or was that another NEET? I remember a lot mostly planned, some completed visits took place at Cenno last week.

>>260276

I have been having those clay poos this week from the antibiotics.

>>260273

Ugly bitch.

weren't we supposed to nominate somebody for wrestlemania or some shit

>Meanwhile at Shitbourne

https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/news/man-shot-dead-in-inner-city-melbourne-park/news-story/37633e9b2daafb8bcb81d51c5fafa7df

>>260280

I didn't say she was attractive, just that a transformation had occurred. The article said she avoided a jail term by telling the magistrate she was bullied for being ugly.

>>260281

I think so, I think so.

>>260283

I didn't say you said she was attractive.

>>260283

>she was bullied for being ugly.

I don't get this argument even after reading the article for why she got that home detention order. I cannot see how being ugly is reasonable grounds to suspend a jail sentence for something that happened well before the crime.

>>260286

Her statement probably amounted to:

I was ugly

I was bullied

I needed money to change my appearance

I dealt drugs to get that money

>>260285

I didn't say you said I said she was attractive

>>260288

Pretty disappointed we didn't get a poo picture yesterday…

>>260289

poo hitler is stockpiling his poo pictures

>>260289

I enjoyed the Dan fairytale book more than the usual poo pics

>tfw nearly May

Wank intimidation

>>260291

It was a good book, wouldn't mind getting it if it is cheap enough.

>>260293

We need >>259971

More >>259975

With good wankologists >>259987

>>260292

Have a wank

>>260296

I have already used up my allotted monthly wanks and do not have the energy to queue for hours at the communal wank distribution centre.

Clinical wank rebate

wank nuggets

cyclical wank development

Wank commoditisation

Shire and Cindy's left-over sex juices.

>>260303

>>260300

>>260304

Two (You)'s. I am blessed.

Cruisey enable PDF uploads.

>>260306

Why?

>>260307

I found a nice short novel.

16 degrees today in Shitbourne, might give my desk a good wipe down, parts of it just smell like booze.

my desk has a three day old poo on it

Indian girl wasn't at Dan's for the second week in a row lads, think I've missed my chance

>>260311

i kidnapped her and put her in the cave with karen and hue

>>260311

Don't despair neet, I'm sure a fated meeting will take place

Sometimes it feels like everyone is wanking but me

GOON!

Wank laundering

Wanking Machine

Wank plundering

Good afternoon wankahs

wish i had a dog to wank off

The NEETcommune will use a wank based economy.

The mostly low quality posting has been very discouraging.

>>260322

The quality has been wank

Good afternoon fellas, how were the morning wanks?

>>260323

Total wankout.

>>260324

Could have been better and more of them tbh

>>260322

Be the change you want to see in the board.

wank

Just back from coles had to pick up some salad things to go with the steak I have marinading in the fridge, so went and saw Craig while I was there and he has a new young qt working there, wish all my shopping trips were as pleasant

I should just bring the recycling bin into the kitchen and take it out once a week, instead of filling a plastic tub every two days and having to empty it.

>>260328

You should have taken a picture for us.

>>260326

Disappointing, I'll start contributing to the arvo-wanks

>>260329

just throw everything out the window

>>260332

I'm not going to be like that particular NEET.

>>260321

It'll be the first of its kind

Wank heist

Decided to stay in tonight after all. I am going to try and be good for two weeks and then go out on Saturday before my birthday like a sad fuck with no friends.

Drive-by wank

Wankasauras Rex

Counterfeit wanks

NK don't you have anything to do today?

Onanism

>>260306

Reading's for nerds.

I went out to buy a car but ended up buying a sail boat. I gave it to proteinNEET. He was less impressed than I had hoped.

The Sambia tribe of New Guinea has rituals and rites of passage surrounding manhood which lasts several years and involves ejaculation through fellatio often several times a day. Semen is valued and masturbation is seen as a waste of semen and is therefore frowned upon even though frequent ejaculation is encouraged. The capacity and need to ejaculate is developed or nurtured for years from an early age but through fellatio so that it can be consumed rather than wasted. Semen is ingested for strength and is considered in the same line as mothers' milk.[129][better source needed]

>>260343

A full size boat?

>>260344

HOT

>>260344

Perhaps merging with an existing commune will work better than starting out own

>>260343

That's kind of you,how much was it