/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

Seroquel and massive amounts of alcohol

>>259208

The wreckers near me is BYO tools, I don't have any tools unfortunately

>>259211

Might get away with just a screw driver cunno

https://autowreckers.com.au/

Theres a decent wreckers down lilydale way that might give you a hand with a simple mirror job

You can always borrow my tools if you want

t. Monk

>>259214

Those tools could have std's

Was stuck in the previous thread and thought you boongs had all gone to sleep. Fucking tired unna.

>>259211

I think most of them are, perhaps some you can pay to use their tools.

If you know anyone that have tools (friends/family) I'd suggest borrowing theirs.

>>259212

Good point he'd probably only need a screw driver if it's only a side mirror.

>>259217

Specials neets get the link to the new thread long before the others do and we talk about harry potter before the other neets come in

>>259218

I never was invited to the cool kids club in my youth, I see nothing has changed.

I better try and get some sleep.

Good night fellas.

I will discover the ways of the ancient aboriginal wanks

Is there a good Queensland based computer site to get a cheap(ish) laptop?

Having a 5am wank

>>259223

Early neet gets the wank

On my way to the dawn service.

>>259215

His tools are made for NEET usage.

>>259225

Good fella, me too. I better not hear any commies.

Fucking savage

I imagine weber would do this

Nervous for some reason. Funny how there are only whites lol.

>>259230

I'm still awake and drinking bum wine

Aussie as aye

>>259223

>>259224

>>259227

>>259230

Goon / Good Morning NEETs.

>>259232

>tfw no wank tablets

>>259232

For much of history the common soldier went into battle drunk, so that's a perfectly acceptable way to honour the day.

>>259236

Morning.

>>259230

We should declare war on consent

>>259238

The battle is already under way.

>>259240

I thought you stayed for the boong semen?

Cum for the monk, stay for the spunk

>>259243

>IKTF

>>259242

no

>>259245

>>259242

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/wtf/del-hall-from-cincinnati-ohio-drops-20kgs-on-beer-diet-for-lent/news-story/c3f2f727f33cc12fc3a3a18379eb425c

Gonna wank to black milfs then hit the hay

Night neetoids

This isn't good:

>>>/pol/13182522

>>>/lippe/

Asian New Zealand women are cute as fuck

>>259250

Only because the white ones are fat as pigs

>>259249

When the Powers That Be finally shut down the virtual neet compound, where should the survivors meet up again?

>>259253

Thankfully BO used 8chans own hosting and not some shitty external service.

>>259248

Night SLB

Poo

Gonna rape my dad

>>259257

Those nouns need to be reversed.

Hot boong sex

Fucking tight boong bum outside the sniff station

Abusing elderly aboriginal asshole

you don't even have any friends and you got fired from the job at the warehouse. how much do you fucking hate us.

you're nearly thirty yet you're still living with us and making our lives hell? You just fucking hate us.

i had to drop out of my wow raid to listen to this for half an hour. then i was asked if i want to come for a walk with them.

Bit of a fetish for yellow kiwi women

>>259258

Isn't there only one noun?

At the Adelaide service they had some trucks parked in such a way they blocked the road to stop trucks of peace I imagine.

how do Christians even exist

>>259265

Went to the dawn service at Cronulla in Monro Park, no need for bollards or trucks blocking things.

>>259262

Walk or wank?

Mum said I have to suck off the homeless smelly boongs dick that's living in the garage or I don't get to watch Harry potter

>>259267

I Didint know they had a dans there

>>259230

You can honour the sacrifice without condoning the cause.

>>259229

What a knobhead.

>>259233

Morning.

I wish I had a girlfriend

>>259236

Morning

Im back from dawn service, our mc stuff up so many times. it was pretty funny.

>>259253

What's the message? I like their carrot cursor.

>>259276

Yeah, the last post cut out just after it started and that in that song I could only hear the guitar and not the school kids.

>>259254

>BO

Don't call me that.

Good night fellas

>>259267

Mine was just open, there were only two cops that I saw.

>>259281

Night.

Want asian girlfriend

Need a chink misso lads fark

>>259287

I knew something was wrong when i recoginsed her instantly.

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/eat/melbourne-cafe-handsome-her-closing-two-years-after-introducing-man-tax/news-story/cf19a4e85e46981815e498e2d3d43ed0

>>259290

Spaghetti.

Thinkin about indigenous suffering

>>259289

How do Women think the gender gap is real

the only reason a "gap" exists is because there is still a few women who don't work/work less to raise kids

Meanwhile groups of people on low income such us or Homeless people are almost exclusively male

I mean have you ever seen a Woman beg for money outside Wollies, nah it's always a guy

>>259293

Uuuggh… sexist much?

>>259294

I'm sexist because I don't pay the homeless people outside of wollies, I'm a dirty Misandrist ay :^)

>>259238

It's why we support Imperial Japan tbh

>>259249

You boong, I feel like cruisey needs to pull a prank like that

>>259293

Only women without a two finger gap care about the gender gap.

>>259299

Why do you have a modern kitchen despite being unemployed, how do you afford this place

>>259300

We need to get one of our guys to hack them so the scooters say "No Means Yes, Yes Means Anal" "Always Was Always Will Be Aboriginal Land" "Day Of the Spear Coming White Cunts" "Tony Abbott stop giving me proctology"

>>259299

Is that all you eat?

>>259297

It's one of the few global rules that will get you bannededed

>>259306

How much rent do you pay?

>>259306

how the fuck do you afford this, this is like a normal faggots house not a NEETDen

>>259308

probably to stop any naught NEETs

>>259309

Lots of ironed business shirts too… Not normal NEET attire.

>>259310

from having a wank?

>>259310

On the lookout for Monk

>>259312

I mean have you seen Monk when he's on full Wank mode

>>259313

>>259314

>>259316

oh a sharehouse, you fucked up

>>259306

Where's the enema kit?

>>259316

Why is everything laid out like a staged photograph?

>>259316

I also like how whoever owned it ripped the carpet up but was too lazy to remove the wooden strips around the perimeter or finish the floorboards.

Time for a poo and some beers.

Had a steak sanger with mustard and cheese.

>>259317

ah no. sharehousing is a wheel of fortune sometimes you get lucky most times you get burned

>>259318

if you look closely the coffee jar and filtered water is sitting left of the sink

>>259319

i had just moved in and was transplanting parts from the mabook pro and 2 powerbook G4 and yes the carpet was just pulled prior to moving in and we got given the job of removing the striping… some has already stepped on a nail strip and ended up in hospital :/

>>259320

lose some weight you boong

>>259322

noice, this has potential whats the name / plugin of voice creator program ?

>>259308

Just another way islam is making australia a stronger, more vibrant place to live in.

>>259327

I looked up text to speech

I did it a while ago, off of an old post so I forgot what one, I just recently turned it into a webm

>>259328

DON'T BE RACIST YOU BOONG

I forgot my keys this morning and had to wake my roommate up to get inside.

>>259331

Should have just sounded your bugle and bayonet charged the door.

>>259331

i had a fucking blackout alcho deadshit roomate once who kept loosing his keys and waking me up 3am …. after the 3rd time i bought him one of those zipline retractable key clips that way the keys remain attatched to you at all times ;)n

I miss the little unna css

>>259335

writing in schwasticha is always a nice touch

>>259331

>>259333

Fuckin lol

I remember one time when I was drinkin at home and I got really drunk and thought it'd be a good idea to go for a nice drive off to nowhere, I then forget what happens then I wake up in the boot of my car and then drive home and realise I don't have house keys, I then sleep in my car since I don't want to wake them, and then at 8am I wake them up anyways and get back in, lol

>>259333

My Dad did that to me in school, except it was a length of paracord. Was good for hitting kids in the face with too.

Diggers? More like N I G G E R S

Fuck anzac day.

>>259341

u wot mate

>>259341

A disgusting post.

>>259299

Just noticed the cum stain on the floor.

>>259341

based edgelord neet

>>259299

imagine being so unintelligent you cant read a kfc menu

fuck me. pack it in lads.

>>259341

>>259346

I think Monk is having withdrawal symptoms.

>>259346

He's certainly a special guy

Having a plum

Wonder if monk still has depression

I am rather concerned about Monk, he needs help, or maybe this is his way of getting help?

>>259351

I hope no neets were wanking while reading the thread

>>259353

I maintained eye contact and finished the job.

>>259346

i have been over this before their menu is jam packed with just endless little side dishes i dont want to pay for. Wicked wings really dont seem that wicked at all. Its as plain as it gets. It is confusing. Fight me.

>>259355

You need a large zinger stacker combo and 20 nuggets mate.

>>259356

thanks for the rec ill seriously give it a shot. how do you rate the KFC nuggets / sauce over the mcdonalds nuggets ?

also whenever i go to KFC there are just way more people starting open mouth aghast contemplating, deciphering the menu: FACT

>>259357

McDonalds nuggets have a crispier coating, but the KFC ones have more flavour. I eat mine without sauce generally, so I can't comment on that.

>>259351

your grandad looks like a gook

>>259360

are you related to sally

>>259362

kek

>>259362

Noel.

>>259365

Talking about Land Rights

>>259366

This was taken just before they went out on pussy patrol.

>>259365

His body language is defensive but you can see the night's end in Tony's eyes.

>>259367

You mean right before Tony started doing Proctology on the Abos Rural and Remote Areas

>>259370

Tones is thinking about stealing that boong's sunnies.

Heaven gained another angel today.

https://www.news.com.au/world/north-america/us-scheduled-to-execute-white-supremacist-john-william-king-after-two-decades-on-death-row/news-story/5a803bad574f256e8f634390105ef3fd

Cruisedog: post your address and I'll send you the remained of my sack of babybel cheeses. They're gross.

>>259372

>his final word wasn't niggers

if i was to be executed or was about to die my lasts words would be "no means yes yes means anal always was always will be aboriginal land unna ay"

>>259374

Timothy McVeigh's last words were "168 to 1"

>>259373

1488 Darkie street Elizabeth SA 5112

>>259375

lol

>>259377

>>259378

I wans't even trying to be funny. He actually said it.

>>259376

This isn't in my 2012 UBD.

>>259379

no he didn't he declined his last words I looked it up

>>259381

Well he definitely said it sometime near the end.

>>259380

Its off of 9 and a half Street and UNNA Avenue

>>259381

>>259382

Death penalty, is would you call it and Oxymoron. Death is not a penalty. It's an escape. They treat me like a trophy, like they got me, their gonna kill me, and we won. They didn't win. In the crudest terms, 168 to 1.

Interview for American Terrorist (2001) by Lou Michel and Dan Herbeck

>>259351

Looks like a mong cunt.

Yeah that's Sally Pearsons face

>>259341

Eat a wank.

>>259360

>renamed Gaythorne

The Fucking Gaythorne Hawks

>>259341

Enjoy it while it lasts, because the day is coming when anzac day gets abolished as a symbol of an outmoded and outdated white Australia.

>>259390

It must be the lighting because you look like a nigger in this pic, not even a boong but a nigger

>>259391

It will be a long while since ANZAC day is being pushed as a replacement to Australia day

>>259365

Noel Pearerson is a top cunt. Bacically the only black fulla to tell abo's to stop living like boongs.

I watched a thing of his ages ago where he was going on about how abo 'history' is no more than a few generations prior to white settlement and that white dogs have been here longer than that so white cunts are as indigenous unna as koori mob. He's a good cunt.

>>259373

Break them up into a bowl of spag bog.

That's the best use for them I've found.

>>259373

1 Bogan Road Elizabeth East SA 5112

>>259376

Stop trying to steal my cheese.

>>259383

3/4

>>259396

Alternatively, the Crazy Horse is open from 7pm tonight. I could smuggle the cheese in my sports jacket.

>>259400

Take it out of the wax so it can infuse with your musk.

>>259390

Those look a bit like NKjeans

>>259402

The difference being one is rape one is raped.

>>259375

Source?

>>259404

Flet victus, victor interiit.

The raped mourn, the rapist's fly is undone. - Latin Proverb

>>259403

>23KB

You silly boong

>>259403

the big version of that map has "not to be used in court for for purposes of proving land rights"

So I fucked up and forgot to do one of the tasks for Centrelink and don't get my student allowance pay tomorrow. Could I ring them early in the morning and fix it in time to get paid tomorrow/Saturday?

>>259410

no

>>259410

What was the task?

>>259410

i almost didnt get paid tommorrow i usually report today but had to do it yesterday because anzac day

luckily im ontop of it and got emailed a reminder now all my adresses are in order. Got a $500 advance comming tomorrow too. Might actually treat myself this weekend with some finlandia vodka from Dans

>>259413

You boong

>>259409

That's the big version. The small version is OK in the court because it doesn't make the judge jealous.

i need a bucket by my sofa to piss into so i don't have to get up

>>259416

Why not just piss under the cushions?

Why not just piss on your mouth

>>259417

I'm not a savage.

>>259412

Update study details. I sent it in just now.

>>259419

Thoughts on Dior Sauvage?

>>259341

Vile post, this is why possum doesn't post here anymore.

>>259420

Good job neet. I had to do that and the bloke made it surprisingly more difficult than it should be.

>>259424

Last time I forgot to update my study details the fella was a bro about it thankfully.

Is there anyway of changing the day I get paid? Monday seems most practical, Friday sucks since if I fuck up I go the whole weekend without pay.

>>259423

>prosaic

Fancy word

Have no activities to partake in today

>>259427

Make sure you wank.

>>259426

I'm thinking we should have a word of the day.

>>259428

I had a wank this morning

>>259430

Do you cease to breathe merely because you have already breathed today?

>>259429

we can start with Goon.

Example: I am going to have a Goon bag tonight and I will not be going to work tomorrow

>>259431

Good point, but wanks are a highly sought after commodity, and wankruptcy runs rampant within the NEET community. I need to save them

I'm 19, nearly 20, from a working class family, and I've never had a job. Is this normal?

Does a cert iii in security seem like a good thing to get?

>>259432

Example: a squad of goons waving pistols

I heard that one NEET had defaulted on his wank loan, and had all his wank assets seized

>>259435

If you want to avoid NK then yes.

>>259428

>>259433

Thanks for the reminder fellas, I'll report back after my wank.

>>259435

Do a Cert III in Health Admin and get a comfy desk job

>>259430

I dreamed about a coworker and licking her twat. She bent over and a moved her undies to one side and spread I like dreams that are realistic. I hope I don't start looking at her like that.

>>259437

Is wank assets just a fancy word for porn?

>>259434

Yeah. But you better pull your finger out.

>>259434

I'm 22 and have only recently gotten my first job and no, it's not normal

>>259434

No and you should probably change it. The neetlyf is great but a blank resume can make it tough to change.

>>259306

I like how you keep your goon next to the cleaning chemicals, real boong liquor cabinet

>>259445

>>259444

I'm not living the neetlife as I'm a student. Will that excuse cut it?

>>259447

It should, hopefully.

>>259447

Yes

>>259441

>>259443

>>259435

what sort of security?

>>259435

If you either want to drive around all night as a security officer for some rando company or be a doorman at clubs then sure

>>259451

Ideally static night duty.

Is there a way to get cheap or free psych sessions on cenno? I just feel everything is getting to me again and have some things I can't really talk to my grandma about.

>>259454

Dans is open tomorrow

Feel depressed

>>259454

you can access free services through your local community health center, but they usually have long waiting lists, or you can access the 12 subsidised psychologists visits if you go through your GP, and yes cenno can provide that support but I have no idea how you would apply for it

>>259447

Yeah that's completely different

>>259457

don't mind if I do

How much could I sell Xbox 360 games for?

>>259462

Sweet fuck all

>>259462

$80

>>259462

Depends what they are but mostly >>259463

>>259444

almost 30 and about to be kicked out

pls help

>>259466

If you practice now it won't bleed the first time

>>259466

There are a lot of vacancies in escorting.

you guys are rude

SPACE JAM NIGGER!1!

>>259469

We are dead serious about tapping into your potential.

>>259469

Sex work is a noble profession just like any other

Update: the occupational daily wank was a success.

Wank thievery

>>259475

>>259474

what happened?

>>259474

Good on you for having the decency to wait until after 12 on anzac day - our fallen heroes salute you from beyond the grave.

>>259473

he's not worthy of living there

>>259475

I guard my wanks with my life.

>>259476

Blissful ejaculation

>>259477

I engaged in a post wank minuet of silence out of respect of our fallen, for those no longer wanking with us, we salute you**

My dad took another viagra and is shopping online for womens lingerie, it's gonna be a long night…

>>259480

He's wanking you up the wall.

Did you stop drinking today?

>>259482

Drink goon OK thanks

100 bags on goon on the wall 100 bags of goon, you take one down pass it around 99 bags of goon on the wall

>>259280

Change it to Father in the word filter then.

99 bags on goon on the wall 99 bags of goon, you take one down pass it around 98 bags of goon on the wall

>>259486

Now you've started you have no choice but to finish

Boong sex

Rape party

Joondalup aboriginal

>>259489

>>259488

>>259490

Did you just wake up?

>>259487

Hmmmmm

98 bags on goon on the wall 98 bags of goon, you take one down pass it around 97 bags of goon on the wall

need a hobby or something neets

>>259494

you should volunteer somewhere

>>259495

I probably would if I wasn't a wagie, the enjoyment you seem to get out if it is a nice motivator

97 bags on goon on the wall 97 bags of goon, you take one down pass it around 96 bags of goon on the wall

>>259496

thats a different neet, I dont go near people

>>259498

Oh, I didn't know there were multiple disabled flag neets

>>259499

yeah, I dunno how many dspneets there are here

>>259494

the best hobbies ranked in order are:

goonin

shootin

metalwork

weberin

>>259499

only ShiteyPostinWheelchairNEET can use the spastic flag

>>259501

I have considered getting a Weber (the cooking appliance, not the NEET)

>>259501

oh an banjerin, but that's a cunt at the best of times

>>259503

You couldn't afford me, Hunnie

NK should build a time machine and go back to Victorian England and rape Jack The Ripper.

>>259506

Old Vicky looks like the kind of lady to enjoy a bit of aboriginal anal too

>>259507

She didn't believe in lesbians.

>>259508

Female sexuality is a meme

>>259509

Females are a meme am i rite fellas

>>259509

Seriously she signed off on a law banning male homosexuality but refused to believe women did that sort of thing.

>>259502

We don't like the word spastic, we prefer to be called special

>>259512

I do something nice for you (by Council decree) and you still find fault with it!

When is RapeDad going to open an introduction class for NEETs needing specialised training?

96 bags on goon on the wall 96 bags of goon, you take one down pass it around 95 bags of goon on the wall

92 bags on goon on the wall 93 bags of goon, you take one down pass it around 97 bags of goon on the wall

>>259516

What did you fill those bags with, neet?

94 bags on goon on the wall 32 bags of goon, you take one down pass it around 321 bags of goon on the wall

someone has one too many goon bags

>>259520

nk you fat boong

14 bags on goon on the wall 14 bags of goon, you take one down pass it around 88 bags of goon on the wall

>>259520

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS

>>259520

Fuckin could go some spic take away

>>259520

I had chinky for tea too. I had 3 spring rolls, lemon chicken and special fried rice. Have enough rice and chicken left over for tomorrow.

>>259525

in fact it looks like you got the same thing except twice as much rice and that esky foam I put in the bin.

Hope these meals generate good poos for Father.

>>259527

The Poo God is the 8th, unnamed, God in Game of Thrones.

>>259525

Skele

>>259527

I hope those nasty neets will click on the vile images

>>259529

There were two chicken breasts battered, deep fried and sliced, along with about a kg of special fried rice. I defy any exec to eat it all.

>>259531

A boong could eat that in one mouth full, I suspect your a North Korean agent trying to find out how to steal our DSP secrets

>>259532

ur a dumb dumb

>>259538

I still can't wank to that… I just wanked

>>259539

who is this weeb

>>259541

I don't know, but she has a nice BT tshirt.

>>259542

she has an ayy lmao head though

>>259543

>tfw just cracked open a beer

It's like we have a divine connection

>>259544

I just copy shit i like on pol alright

>>259485

It's only two letters so it'd mess with other words.

>>259545

I had a cone, might have the rest of my boong wiser or have more cones and binge eat the rest of my succulent Chinese meal

>>259542

>she

>>259548

Do you have tomorrow off work?

afatherriginal anal

>>259551

Hmmmmm

>>259552

this is a shitty catchphrase tbh

I FUCK THE UNNA, I MAKE HER CUM

I FUCK THE UNNA, WITH MY SERPENT TONGE

>>259554

I pinch the UNNA with my bbq tongs

High quality postings.

>>259556

We are high quality NEETs after all

music nerds might appreciate this

>>259550

No

Wild aboriginal wank

High quality anal

>>259558

That was awesome. I've wondered how the boxer by Paul Simon had that sound before.

>>259563

why is there a slug crawling on his penis

>>259564

I let slugs crawl up inside my penis then I stuff salt into my urethra and get a good sizzle going

>>259565

Boong BBQ

My dad's waving his dick at the Asian family across the road, as long as he keeps it up I can have a secret wank

>>259567

I need ten pounds

>>259568

If he finds you, he'll revoke your wank

Any idea if selling homemade dog treats for rich dog owners is a good idea?

Just thinking of moneymaking ideas.

Just got outta bed.

Not sure if I'll keep drinking or not

>>259572

Have a few glasses of water

>>259434

no, When I was 19 I didn't have a job

>>259447

That's different but try for an internship in your last year

>>259571

only if you have the tools to market your brand

3 bottles of merlot and some sea salt chips on the way

>>259571

Never mind, seems like a pain in the ass now.

>>259576

don't think that is a good idea, maybe a early night then have a few tomorrow

What was on the council meeting agenda?

>>259577

why

>>259580

The Gay Agenda

>>259579

How come you were up so late last night, seroquelneet?

>>259571

I go around to rich people's houses at night and fuck their dogs

>>259580

It was difficult to say anything since Tony Abbott wandered in and gave us all proctology exams while NK wanked in the corner

Granted not as bad as last time when the Prostitutes Criusey bought were African despite ordering Abos, I think he did it on purpose so we could because Negro lovers like him but damn it man my dick's only into Indigenous Ngambas UNNA, get those negros away from me

>>259581

Quick check makes it seem like a lot of legal hoopla to deal with. Definitely keeping the idea on the list though.

>>259584

I can't get paid for that sadly.

>>259584

Is that how RapeDad makes his living NK?

>>259586

You should start an illegal brothel, less legal hoops to jump through

>>259587

He would kidnap the dogs for ransom and he sent the owners pictures of him fucking the dog (he made me hold the camera) so they would pay up

>>259590

I hear he screams CALIENTE! when cumming

>>259589

Harry Potter is for mong cunts.

>>259558

Nice, really cool video. That's some deadly, dare I say boomer-tech.

>>259589

>>259585

Was there any progress with the Adelaide neet up negotiations

>>259594

The East Coast NEETs agreed it should be Mildura instead, and some WA NEETs agreed too as did most SA NEETs but since Cruisey was too lazy to want to go to Craigs no progress was made

I'd literally drive to SA to get on the piss with cruiseo and weber

>>259592

You'r just jealous because you Didn't get invited and will miss out